This is the weirdest movie I've ever seen
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GOOBY!!
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I wanna throw up
Araconara same
I'll get the trashcan
woah congrats on getting pinned
Nice
the first time I saw gooby I flinched and cringed at the same time 🤢🤮
What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.
Yeah like think about frosty the snowman. He came to life and he was really innocent and wholesome, and then there’s Gooby....
Ted and Jack Frost. 2 movies. One is about an awful adult teddy bear, another is a dead dad snowman
Waffle Cakes He’s like Ted but tall and gross and not awful on purpose.
@@epoillaKory Is he really not awful on purpose, though? Gooby seems like he just has a really trashy personality
The Bronx Boglehead it took me a minute to realize you meant Winnie the poo, not just poop.
The guys in the beginning: "IT'S GOOBY DAY!!! SO EXCITED!"
11 minutes in: "I wanna strangle Gooby."
Not even 11 minutes in lol
More like 34 seconds in
Not even 5 minutes in "Goobey is making me so stressed"
his name is drew
@@gemasnicket1817 drew? Think you mean Danny
The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.
& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 dude it’s the middle of the night and i’m super high and that actually freaked me out so much
He doesn't organs, he just needs food to fill the empty hole that is his fluffy insides(?)
the child actor seemed genuinely quite competent
Honestly, most of the actors were good - Gooby is just the worst ever
fun fact! he plays ethan in the babysitters a vampire!
@@_kyon._I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
@@_kyon._ OH MY GOD NO WAY
@@_kyon._OMG THAT UNLOCKED SUCH A CORE MEMORY FOR ME
“So our color palette choice for this movie was mustard, vomit, stale bread, rotting wood and sadness.”
Lol
Don't forget about the little girl at the end with the washed out pink jacket!
mmnm
For Shaw
With undertones of pissed-on-mattress.
My favorite part is the weird two headed CGI creature that is just never mentioned again
Yeah wtf WAS that
@@flyingpigproductions5934 but also what was the point of the scene
That was to impress and scam the investors into giving more money.
Lmao
the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said
I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.
I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult
I'm pretty sure he's saying that his uncle has a Gooby teddy bear, which is what he thinks he's dressed up as
I swear I’ve watched this video like 12 times and yet the CGI alien monster catches me off guard every time. I never remember it exists.
so true
Neither did the producers
same! plus its so fucking scary like genuinely it startles me every time
You watched Gooby 12 times & you weren't lobotomized? Your mental resilience defies all understanding, sir🏆
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 I’ve probably watched it like 20 times by now. I guess my brain does feel a bit jigglier than usual.
I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.
How could you not support
@@whalienabi he bullies people
@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol
We Stan tho
Support him if you will gooby gon eat em he a giant hotdog and gooby love dem dawgs
Gooby isn’t real, the kid is just having a mental breakdown
on this episode of FILM THEORY
Therapist: Gooby isn't real he can't hurt you
Gooby:
Breakdown! Breakdown!
That makes two of us
Shhhhh let me believe
RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will always be remembered for this role. It was truly the peak of your acting career.
Was looking for this comment 😢 best movie and actor RIP
@@cryspbytes1037 me too
I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.
Sad he died but he wasn’t that great of a person
@@woulfiskwdym?
The fact that Gooby was released the same year as Avatar is something I'll never fully reconcile with.
both cinematic masterpieces
@@chrisdavis3204Correction: one cinematic masterpiece. The other one is… I don't even know how to describe it.
@@ethancousins-bh3ll James Cameron proving his brain fell out somewhere between T2 and Titanic, and he never got it back.
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.
I was shocked when I found out in came out in 2009. Its seriously an outdated form of a movie
It really does kinda feel like an E.T rip off
Wait, this wasn’t made in the 80’s?
This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it
I seriously thought this was a 90s movie and I gave it a little exception until now
none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.
Wasn't it already implied? With Gooby's teeth becoming sharp as daggers and all?
Yummay😂😂😂
i screamed when i saw this comment jesus
Because they don't have to.
We can't forget about hot dog park, too. What's with this movie and hot dogs?
The fact that Drew probably made more money off this video than Gooby did in theaters is absolutely hilarious but honestly it’s way better this way.
y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao
Yeah, imagine making 2 movies about a girl who's well..................tall.
i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."
“i like being your dad” may be the most shocking twist in cinematic history
yessss 😂
WTD Productions my dad can’t relate
“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever
colourways those who can’t do, teach
@@delelelele_whooop6194 lmao. Or those who did it and got tired of it.
@@delelelele_whooop6194 False
@@delelelele_whooop6194 wait is that the actual saying because that doesn't make sense
Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead
kurtis was so quite the video. i can only assume he secretly loved this movie or was so traumatized he couldn’t even form words
I think both.
I was genuinely expecting this to be a plot-twist horror movie where gooby was actually a grown man in a bear costume the whole time
That is an amazing idea, turn that into a horror movie and if it has a good story and marketing it will do well
Danny: hair
Kurtis: must touch nose ring
Drew: mR aSs
Raghad Nabil ikr
I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.
What time?
"4 words: LOOK AT MY ASS"
I think its suppose to be mr kiss ass because of the lips
this kid really outed his uncle as a furry huh
This made me laugh so hard and I don't even fuckin know why
I’m already crying, why did you have to make it worse
This movie already had me on the verge of tears, this comment just made it worse
“My uncle has one just like it”
S weEt hOMe AlabAmA
DBSKCBAKDV
Things E.T. did that this bear failed to do:
1) keep quiet when he needed to
2) treat belongings gently
3) actually make people feel better
4) amaze people
5) make us sympathize with him
6) make us cry at his departure
And he was neither an imaginary friend NOR from Earth
I feel like the main issue is that Goobie has the mind and mannerisms of a child with the body and voice of a grown man who wants you to call him dad
That is so truth!
is no one gonna talk about the fact that they somehow completely abandoned the whole 2 headed alien thing?? like... where did it go?
That was gonna come back later but they ran out of budget
@@mmog1223 at that point why keep it in?
Ivory they spent so much money on it, I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep it in lol
@@fanaticism3204 i wish they at least made it so it made sense then lol
@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂
My role models are three grown men yelling “GET UP GOOBY”
Natasha Bruz and then the dissappointed ‘aaahhh’ when the light turned off there lmao
4:44 loving the fact that drew consciously didn’t ruff up kurtis’ curls
how smart
the realisation that billy is ethan from 'my babysitter's a vampire' has forever changed my life. has no idea how to feel about it.
ooooo so that’s why
“Puts children in life threatening danger”
Gooby: ight imma head out
I’m like 2 minutes into the video and I am BEYOND excited to see wtf happens
he GOT to GO
@@libif6886 I was just thinking of this XDDD
The only time I would like this movie is if I'm in my mom's woom and can't see or hear it.
Repeat cycle
**Will about to fall to his death**
Gooby: I G O T T O G O
Phoebe Taber aight imma head out
Help!!! Help!!
I G O T
T O G O ! ! !
*GOTTA GO*
Ight ima head out
Gooby: **Transforms into jimmy newton** “GOtTA BLaSt”
Kurtis with his friends: small font
Kurtis alone: BOLD
Rip to the legendary Robbie Coltrane known for his excellent success as Gooby
“I like being your dad” gave me such a visceral reaction that I made a horrified sound of despair in public
WHY WAS THAT A LINE
The most uncomfortable thing ever because he didn’t even become a dad figure in the end, he just moved on
Ursie Minor just like mine
@@hanniballz. 💀💀💀
What the- this bear trying to get laid
the $6.5 million was spent on catering for Gooby
That's a lotta hotdogs
And Gooby waste cleanup
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
@@sheepeyoutube FLEX TAPE
I have never related to ANYTHING more than this comment
my favorite robbie coltrane moment was when he said “it’s gooby time” and goobed all over the place
what a guy
Anyone else feel like Gooby is better suited to a live action five nights at Freddie’s movie than anything remotely involving children
Brendaniel did call him Springlock Hagrid
“Big Bruce”
“Why do you think they call him that?”
Me internally: Because he wears size 13 nikes. Men’s size 13 nikes.
tall girl reference?
Underrated
beat that
You think your life is hard?
Aha
Danny: Normal shirt
Kurtis: Camp rock shirt
Drew: *M r a s s*
Jollycff it’s suppose to be mr kiss ass
Mrass
ITS KURTIS
It’s a WWE shirt
KURTIS
gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens
22:04
*musical theatre kids start bursting out into song*
everyone: "wait what's going on..."
Kurtis is wearing a camp rock shirt, drew is wearing a shirt that says"Mr Ass" and Danny is wearing his own merch. Fashion 100
Pretty sure Drew’s shirt is meant to say “Mr. Kiss Ass”
@@5549842 it's Mr Ass. It's Billy Gunn merch from like 2003 WWE.
Oh I thought it was meant to be mr kiss ass because there are lips
O B T U S E “IM AN ASS MAN”
Queen of Smarts
Imagine that Danny has none of his own shirts and lives off of his own merch
This movie came out in 2009 but you could have convinced me it came out in like 1983
Yeah they made that joke in the video where they first watched the trailer
HUHH??? 2009????
ET vibes
2009!? It looks like it was made in the 80’s😃
I would like your comment but I can't for reasons
i’m in a fairly new relationship and they’re so sad hagrid died. i’m not a big fan of harry potter but in my head i just keep thinking NOOO GOOBY. how would i even explain this movie to them 😭😭
could just show them the video
15:11 "🎶I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes🎶"
"Nice costume, my uncle's got one just like it" his uncle is a furry
Bruh
gemshine gaming 🤣😭
Gooby was just that kids uncle the whole time
Emiliachristina
*o h n o*
His uncle is a serial killer
Why does the movie imply a weird and gross romantic tension between Goobie and Will
Bro where the fuck-
Is everyone gonna by pass the fact that the bully said his uncle has a costume just like gooby's????
I just have a few questions.
Where did you find that
@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video
BURN IT!🔥BURN IT WITH FIRE!🔥
watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome
8:51im riding my bike looking left and right AND NOT FORWARD
mom: we have paddington at home
paddington at home:
Romantic Outlaw lmfao
Mom: we have Barney at home
Barney at home:
Best comment
the color palette in this movie just looks like vomit and it smells bad just looking at it
Smells like an abandoned locker room, that is somehow in an old library
omg how is it likw beeing thrown by namjoon?
the cup RM throws in the Run MV AHH!! I love your username!! And this is my second time trying to watch this video but it makes me so nauseous so I’m scrolling through the comments
This movie has been soaked in urine
It's the 3 colors of autumn on 1993 Hallmark, what's not to like?
rip robbie coltrane, i’ll never forget when you said it’s goobin’ time and goobed all over those guys😢
I swear to god. Gooby is just a homeless guy in a bear suit that goes from kid to kid just to find a place to stay
The way he said “I like being your dad” made me wanna peel my skin off and I think Drew felt the same
Reminded me of all my mom's boyfriends.
I did, yes
@@freeizzy8395 Yeah I remember when I told you that
So that’s where the budget went..
Like a banana peel
Will: *Is in danger*
Gooby: Aight imma head out
Charlotte Byers “IVE GOT TO GO”
Probby “GOT TO LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH” sorry if that wasn’t what you were thinking
I was referencing one of Danny’s videos about a bad Instagram comedian that’s always saying “I GOT TO GO”
DiscoDeaky39 were you going for Bohemian Rhapsody lol
*Gotta blast*
R.I.P. to Robbie Coltrane, the guy who voiced Gooby. As many others know, he played Hagrid in Harry Potter.
THATS HIM?? OMG
The microphone lines up with Drew's knee too well. For a second or two after every cut to the couch, my brain thinks that Drew has one bare leg with a fishnet stocking.
also known as gooby emotionally abusing and manipulating a 10 year old child and being a menace to society for 90 minutes asmr
*A S M R*
sir how the HELL is it asmr
i wake up and boom im a rat you can’t tell how relaxing it is
@@BlazeOGlory25 fair have a gooby day
i wake up and boom im a rat thanks so much sir you too
drew: oldest sibling
danny: middle child
kurtis: youngest child
Why is this true tho.
Who said you could say something so untamed and controversial yet so true
now all we need is the sexy fanfiction ;)
We get it
But why does it make sense
I loved the part where he said “it’s goobin’ time” and goobed all over the place, truly the best movie of all time
This made me feel nauseous
There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them:
10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think)
21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner
24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey
26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner
I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.
Oh my god I need to read the gooby and kurtis one
(I just read it what the fuck gooby)
“My uncle’s got one just like that” is his uncle a furry. Is his uncle. A furry.
Well, for the record, fursuits aren't nearly as terrifying as this Gooby f*cker
😂😂
Awesome
@@dragonetteamelia Nah furries choose to be fucking abominations against nature, poor Gooby was cursed into this existence.
Nick Seda Gooby is a demon
The whole movie looks and smells like stale mustard
yeah... 😔
I think it's the ketchup precum, but make it dusty
This Life Of Me Tasty
@@Bsperry oh my fucking god i-
I made it 666 likes 😈
Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, thank you for goob'n around
I love how Kurtis is just genuinely pissed off at the movie
I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second
@@6ebfendi388 wow you have figured out the meaning of life
“My uncle has one just like it”
So either his uncle is like a children’s entertainer or a furry and we’re just going to let that SLIDE?
IKR
*probably both*
Or Gooby is actually that kids uncle? Lol
His uncle is a gooby hunter that wears a gooby skin as a trophy
Plot twist it was his uncle
Someone please remember 14:11 for me so I can remember the moment Gooby gave me Daddy Issues
Robbie coltrane died. There will never be a gooby 2. And im sure thats the reason..
Nothing else
Why does this movie look like it smells
um child anyways SO bRuH 💀💀💀
Smells like a basement
smells like an old pot of brown beans
why is this so accurate
Damp
Gooby came out in 2009. That is the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This movie looks like it came out in 1995
rageboyRM ikr. The whole lighting and everything
wait WHAT
More like 1980ish
It's script was probably written back then though 😂 cos of all the cliches
Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it.
The actual backstory for Food Fight.
I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.
11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.
What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009.
*2009. Just 10 years ago.*
I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.
Dillyn holy shit 2009 was 10 years ago
I was genuinely thinking '98 or something. That's insane 😭
I thought it was from the '90s for sure lol
Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”
You know what came out in 2009...Avatar
"This movie cost 6.5 million dollars."
"And made 3 thousand dollars."
*BIG OL' OOF*
The Fanatic with John Travolta cost something like 25 million dollars and made 3,000 dollars opening weekend
wholsome boi that movie is great!
Omg i feel bad for the actors
@@johnwerner69 can't talk too long gotta poo
Companies can actually just write these failures off as losses
I can't be the only one that thinks that the teacher looks like a humanoid owl tho💀
That’s Eugene Levy and he’s a SEXY humanoid owl
Drew singing “I’m riding my bike looking left and right and AaGhGhaa “ makes me lady so HARD
IT MAKES THEM LADY!
kurtis: i hate gooby SO MUCH
*gets a tattoo of him*
wait he did? lol
Lily yup
Kurtis is now angry every time he has his pants down.
@@lee2791 nice name
wait no freaking way he got a tattoo of him
imagine walking past that hotel room and hearing 3 grown men chanting "GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY"
Starts walking faster
Indian Here 😆
3?
**stops walking and start chanting with them**
*shakily* is this 911?
All jokes aside, it was honestly really cool of Robbie Coltrane to take up this role. Rest In Peace
im surprised gooby didnt eat the hot dog kid and then throw his body away saying "have you seen that before?"
Finding out that the kid won an award for his performance in this was a new emotion
what?
Well, he’s definitely not the worst actor in this movie.
I mean, he was able to pretend like he and gooby were friends, that’s not something anyone can pull off
it was pride
I mean well he wasn’t bad plus he’s one of the main character in my babysitters a vampire
Gooby is like your alcoholic dad who was just divorced and he wants to bond with you
@BlastinNick what’s a life? I’m dead
Is that what my dad was trying to do while beating me?
Relatable
Oh dear, he did seem familiar
robby coltrane’s magnum opus
This movie is some sort of ungodly cross between ET, the Jungle Book, and 5 Nights at Freddie's
Me: Mom, can we get Paddington?
Mom: We have Paddington at home
Paddington at home:
This is a top notch comment lol
An Individual underrated comment
IM CRYING HAHAHHAHFSBJk
Bro why is drew gooden paddington? This is epic
I won’t stand by this blatant stereotyping. Are you saying all chicken nuggets go to the nugget cave? I mean, you’re right, but still. I don’t say go to Ireland and be lonely, do I? Smh my head.
Of course the voice of Gooby is fucking Hagrid.
“You’re a Gooby, Harry.”
"I'm a what??"
Waffle Cakes also trying to decide if it would’ve been better as, “You’re a wizard, Gooby” but then it kinda...confuses things? Lol
@@Cheyne_TetraMFG It does kinda confuse things. I find it really funny as is!
A gooby. Idk why that’s so funny
"You're a gooby, Harry"
"You're a hairy gooby"
(Based on a hp meme)
I’m always so impressed by how quickly Drew comes up with the bike song 😂 8:56
robby coltrane died today so im rewatching this in his honor o7
I love how Danny changed his hair just to throw us off the the fact that he’s an exact replica of Drew.
he's morphing into a kurtis
Aniadidit oh god... no
he looked extra good this video
Savannah Register STRONG AGREE
Savannah Register YES
Danny: **doesn't do his hair**
*instantly looks 10 years younger*
cudder dolan 10 years younger than 10?
Bold of you to assume he didn’t already look ten years younger
I mean he already looks 15 so now he’s... 5. Honestly sounds about right
Im shaking and crying
yes we love a dolan stan!!!
Nearly 3 years late but after scrolling past 5 comments I noticed a lack of attention to the kid actor later becoming the main character in My Babysitter's a Vampire. Ngl this movie could be a prequel considering 1) explains how his parents can afford to go on unique dates as they were always working 2) how Goob can magically come alive 3) that he has always been "unique"🤔
I love that they spent half the budget on a cgi alien & then did jack shit with it for the rest of the movie
I love how Drew wears a shirt with ‘mr ass’ written over it, Kurtis a camp rock shirt and Danny just straight up wears his own merch
@Levi Shriver classic attitude era 👍
Oh you didn’t know?
Danny Gonzalez with Mr. Nutcracker guy is Mr. Ass and he goes to Camp Rock
Loll
Theres 3 types of people...
Danny is currently cosplaying the love child of kurtis and drew
There’s probably some fanfiction for that
No, Kurtis is the child. Drew and Danny are the parents
That One Nerd HAHAHAHAHA
Legit you can put any combo of two dads and son with these three and it makes sense.
Why is this the first thing I watched after I heard Robbie Coltrane passed...
RIP Gooby, was my first thought. Please Goob in heaven
"My mom and I call it Hot Dog Park because of all the flashers."
Claritey OMG HAHAHHA
I- deceased 💀
I love this comment so much.
JSHSHFHSK
Guess thats why they call em weiners
Imagine being in the hotel room next door and hearing a muffled “get up gooby! get up gooby! get up gooby!”
That would make me burst out laughing ngl
i would break out in a cold sweat
I would so so horrified-
I would go to that hotel room and join'em
get up gooby get up gooby get up gooby ahhhh
Came back to pay my condolences to Mr. Coltrane ❤❤❤