Sequels That Aren't Sequels

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  • čas přidán 9. 05. 2024
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    Hollywood makes a lot of decisions predicated on the notion that everyone in the world is an idiot, but there's almost nothing more insulting than when they try to pass off a movie as a sequel when it has literally no connection to its "predecessor" other than the fact that they are both movies. And that really grinds my gear (I only have one).
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    Kindergarten Cop? More like Kindergarten STOP lmao.
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  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben Před 3 lety +7395

    "I am Super Hot Mom"
    "I am Smoking Hot Mom"
    *"And we are not the same person"*

    • @femcelfootjob
      @femcelfootjob Před 3 lety +226

      i read this to the rhythm of the "and you're watching disney channel" thing

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 Před 3 lety +257

      "We may have similar lives"
      "We may have similar wives"
      "Wait what?"

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf Před 3 lety +130

      We may have similar lives
      We may be similar wives
      But we are different none the less

    • @HaHaHaLMFAOtv
      @HaHaHaLMFAOtv Před 3 lety +7

      Lol I red this how Welsh twins would have said it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HaHaHaLMFAOtv me too!!!!! Haha!!! They are my obsession 🌙🌙

  • @jessicaw725
    @jessicaw725 Před 4 lety +43911

    okay but imagine being listed as 'hot mom' in the credits and feeling honored and then realizing that someone else got listed as 'super hot mom'

    • @Emfen1
      @Emfen1 Před 4 lety +574

      Lmao yeah, disappointment😔
      Also, 69th like, nice! 😏🤣

    • @Emfen1
      @Emfen1 Před 4 lety +268

      @Puppetboy fun Uhhh I don't think I'm in the right to tell you... AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN SAFETY DO NOT LOOK IT UP

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 Před 4 lety +82

      @Puppetboy fun lol i think you should leave

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 Před 4 lety +42

      @Puppetboy fun lmao

    • @jdiamond1952
      @jdiamond1952 Před 4 lety +112

      Jessica W so I’m down with Drew and all that. But I feel like he is John Mulaney Lite. If you catch my drift.

  • @rowanzephyr
    @rowanzephyr Před rokem +930

    as the son of a preschool teacher, you'd be surprised at the stuff parents send for their kids' lunch. two pieces of plain tofu is extremely accurate

    • @walkerlewis3869
      @walkerlewis3869 Před 11 měsíci +14

      *Insert "I want to like but 69 likes" comment here*

  • @TheShadowcreator
    @TheShadowcreator Před rokem +927

    Her: "Most guys wanna meet up for drinks then have sex."
    Him: *Pours the wine for her*

  • @zoehoffman191
    @zoehoffman191 Před 4 lety +8211

    i literally cannot figure out what the age demographic of this movie is supposed to be.

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan Před 3 lety +469

      Same. How can they write a script and make a movie with no demographic in mind

    • @hecate3045
      @hecate3045 Před 3 lety +24

      PG

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat Před 3 lety +62

      Looks like it would be rated Teen

    • @Bonnabelpossible
      @Bonnabelpossible Před 3 lety +415

      @@XieLiansHat as a teen , I can say we do not approve

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat Před 3 lety +43

      @@Bonnabelpossible am also teen

  • @JoeyPockett
    @JoeyPockett Před 5 lety +2648

    "Twix. I Sure Hope It Does"

  • @thatguy4996
    @thatguy4996 Před 2 lety +6609

    I like how Danny speaks so highly of La Croix and Drew’s slogan for it is “Just don’t drink it”
    Ive found the difference between Drew and Danny

    • @siiiygoofymood6620
      @siiiygoofymood6620 Před 2 lety +241

      No there is no drew or Danny is just Danny gooden

    • @insertname8506
      @insertname8506 Před 2 lety +176

      @@siiiygoofymood6620 no there is only kurtis

    • @EclipseINF
      @EclipseINF Před 2 lety +15

      Dude don't say that publicly! THEY will come for you!
      And when they do, they'll silence your friends and family, but they won't kill you. They'll torture you, interrogate, and pick you apart, looking for any difference between you and a normal person. Then when they find it, they'll finally put you out of your suffering. And then, they'll take thousands more to see how common it is. Thousands will die if you say that again. Spread it quietly, or not at all, and you and everyone you care about will survive.

    • @iknowyoursearchhistory
      @iknowyoursearchhistory Před 2 lety +28

      guys I think he’s dead

    • @daliilars3350
      @daliilars3350 Před rokem +7

      I like to think LaCroix's best shoot was in Teamskeet. She looked so good and took it hard.

  • @aristired6252
    @aristired6252 Před 2 lety +1849

    I love how Dolph Lundgren went from an engineer in Sweden with a Master’s degree in Australia, to a European karate champion, to a scholar at MIT with a Fulbright scholarship, to the star of Rocky IV, to the star of Kindergarten Cop 2.
    He really peaked in 2016.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Před rokem +84

      I used to do karate at the same dojo he once practiced at, there were pictures of him EVERYWHERE

    • @calvinwilson3617
      @calvinwilson3617 Před rokem +26

      He also plays thundergun in its always sunny 😂

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut Před 10 měsíci +8

      Sylvester Stallone was the star of Rocky 4 lol.

    • @bdanibeeb
      @bdanibeeb Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@NyQuilDonut ...I disagree 😆

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@bdanibeeb The real star was Paulie's robot.

  • @gloosey_
    @gloosey_ Před 3 lety +4593

    Just realised that the main guy looks like an ancient Jake Paul mixed with a squished Gordon Ramsey.

  • @jadelan9549
    @jadelan9549 Před 4 lety +7032

    This is the 60-year-old white man equivalent of a self-insert Wattpad fic

    • @monthly.girls.digital8728
      @monthly.girls.digital8728 Před 4 lety +234

      This comment slapped me in the face with truth

    • @abbycampos.
      @abbycampos. Před 4 lety +80

      Holy shit, you're right

    • @meghansullivan6812
      @meghansullivan6812 Před 3 lety +80

      Y/n :)

    • @derangedyarn6544
      @derangedyarn6544 Před 3 lety +48

      Ah, yes I am a 60 year old white man and not a biracial nonbianary teenager

    • @maahaabdulmatheen7181
      @maahaabdulmatheen7181 Před 3 lety +55

      you say that like self insert wattpad isnt all just reprises of modern day dantes inferno,,,, which is essentially the holy grail of all self insert fics

  • @4r4chn1da33
    @4r4chn1da33 Před rokem +327

    As someone who’s deathly allergic to both tree nuts and peanuts, the screaming thing is uncomfortably accurate. The amount of times I had to explain to my classmates it’s only dangerous if I come in contact with the nut is insane

    • @ObsessedwithZelda2
      @ObsessedwithZelda2 Před 3 měsíci +14

      At my school they told us that nobody should bring peanut anything to lunch as if anyone allergic smelled it, it may kill them? This was highschool. Is that not a thing 😅 I just accepted it all this time

    • @4r4chn1da33
      @4r4chn1da33 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@ObsessedwithZelda2 from what I know, there are some people who can flare up by smelling nuts, but I don’t think there’s many people who could die just from the smell. But considering the risks of Cross-contamination I do support the decision to ban peanuts all together to fully avoid the risk. But as someone with severe allergies, I do wish that allergies would be taken much more seriously and that there would be much better education about them.

    • @ObsessedwithZelda2
      @ObsessedwithZelda2 Před 3 měsíci

      @@4r4chn1da33 Thanks for the extra info!

  • @wadewatts2861
    @wadewatts2861 Před 2 lety +578

    The chemistry is palpable, you can palp it.

  • @dorianpavus9030
    @dorianpavus9030 Před 5 lety +20584

    He looks like a microwaved Gordan Ramsey

  • @bradleywilson9183
    @bradleywilson9183 Před 4 lety +6022

    "Super Hot Mom and Smokin' Hot Mom - don't get them confused, they're two different people."
    So, which one is you and which one is Danny?

    • @jonnybuijze1770
      @jonnybuijze1770 Před 4 lety +315

      I am Super Hot Mom,
      And I am Smokin Hot Mom,
      And we are not the same person.
      We may have similar lives,
      We may be similar wives,
      But we are different nonetheless.

    • @tiger.panther917
      @tiger.panther917 Před 4 lety +206

      One has baby blue eyes and the other has different shade of baby blue eyes.
      *Get it right.*

    • @frejalacour
      @frejalacour Před 4 lety +32

      “they are 2 different people” TOUR

    • @mariahpadgett770
      @mariahpadgett770 Před 4 lety +9

      You are implying that I am a mom

    • @ellie420
      @ellie420 Před 4 lety +39

      why did you write danny twice?

  • @lordcorporal4247
    @lordcorporal4247 Před rokem +217

    As a collector that scene where he broke his toys and everyone smiled hurt me to my very core.

  • @kyakatz7855
    @kyakatz7855 Před 2 lety +191

    Fun fact: Dolph was a guest on the first episode of the Eric Andre Show.
    And Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the third.

    • @zaina5127
      @zaina5127 Před 7 měsíci

      i thought jack black was the first

    • @kyakatz7855
      @kyakatz7855 Před 7 měsíci

      @@zaina5127 I don’t think Jack Black came on until Season 4

    • @zaina5127
      @zaina5127 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@kyakatz7855 oh damn, i coulda sworn he was the celebrity guest s1 ep1 lo. idk why i choose not to google it, him being the first is just a belief i hold lmao

  • @weiwei4804
    @weiwei4804 Před 3 lety +17973

    Imagine he makes another video called “sequels that aren’t sequels 2” and just makes an entirely different vid

    • @naz4488
      @naz4488 Před 3 lety +817

      Oh holy shit that's genius

    • @RAIZENRAJESH
      @RAIZENRAJESH Před 3 lety +792

      nah it would be Sequels That Aren't Sequels (The Sequel)
      Edit: ok

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 Před 3 lety +69

      that would be crazy

    • @kkid2747
      @kkid2747 Před 3 lety +20

      Yes

    • @tryzsta
      @tryzsta Před 3 lety +17

      I was abt to comment that lol

  • @emilybrooke1634
    @emilybrooke1634 Před 5 lety +3511

    that sponsor placement though

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom Před rokem +270

    One thing I will defend in the Kc2, When the female teacher claps and they all sit, that totally happens when kids fear the authority of a teacher. I helped at my step moms S.E. preschool class. She stepped aside to use the restroom so of course they all decided to act out to test me and my sign language skills heh. She walked into the room and did some rhyme they all knew and boom they're all sitting in a circle lol. I still know the sign language for "sit and listen or no playing on the orange slide" by heart, I had a little guy that didn't need sugar to act out haha.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před rokem +3

      How very cute :)

    • @glsssm9575
      @glsssm9575 Před rokem

      That's so precious 🥺 How are the kids doing now?

    • @Eleanorscatmom
      @Eleanorscatmom Před rokem +7

      @@glsssm9575 I can't get a ton of info due to my dad's divorce but before that I had been told he was a proud graduate of the program at 5th grade. So he must be doing pretty darn well. Or maybe his mom bought an orange slide to use as a communication bribe. I wouldn't have blamed her either way I hope he's doing well.

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Před 11 měsíci +1

      as a kid whose mom is a teacher and was able to see her at work due to her being a teacher at my school, i can attest to this

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife Před 4 měsíci +3

      The sugar thing is mostly a myth. I mean it’s not good for you, but they did a test once with sugar and fake sugar, turns out groups of kids with other kids and toys in a room are mostly naturally hyper under those conditions. And if they don’t think the grownup in the room has control will basically act like little brats, even normally well behaved kids.
      Also, my grandma ran a day care and there was basically a chant she had that instantly called all of us to attention. Can’t remember it, but she started it, we kids finished it and all sat down knowing playtime was over.

  • @aqueousErbium
    @aqueousErbium Před 2 lety +502

    It's almost like the FBI doesn't hire people from diverse backgrounds and totally has no capable agents with a background in education. I want a Kindergarten Cop reboot where it's the opposite situation: a kindergarten teacher needs to save the day and becomes an FBI agent and is played by Idris Elba.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Před rokem +8

      Maybe he becomes an MI6 agent instead...?

    • @drawingsticks5333
      @drawingsticks5333 Před rokem +30

      Finally a movie where it would be realistic to see everyone throw themselves at him

    • @aIchemizedlemniscate
      @aIchemizedlemniscate Před rokem +1

      Homestuck spotted

    • @aqueousErbium
      @aqueousErbium Před rokem +3

      @@aIchemizedlemniscate Hey! You might be right, but it still hurts.

    • @Eleanorscatmom
      @Eleanorscatmom Před rokem +2

      Now that I would watch. Is it bad I want him to do the not a tumor line in his British accent?

  • @TheImmenseFence
    @TheImmenseFence Před 4 lety +5630

    The love interest could have acted as a kid in the first one lmao

    • @ivarberkman8907
      @ivarberkman8907 Před 4 lety +436

      That would have been a messed up twist if her character was a kid in the first movie

    • @queenoffabulous2156
      @queenoffabulous2156 Před 4 lety +356

      Thats the worst part, she wouldnt have been old enough to be in the first one

    • @shadow_dudz1436
      @shadow_dudz1436 Před 4 lety +50

      QueenOfFabulous 2 words jesus christ you know what 4 words jesus goddamn fucking christ

    • @jeremyud
      @jeremyud Před 4 lety +42

      @@queenoffabulous2156 She's about a year or two younger than Miko Hughes, who was in the first one.

    • @nadinebeatrice1250
      @nadinebeatrice1250 Před 4 lety +21

      TheImmenseFence that’s scary, didn’t think ab this before

  • @salliekatew8617
    @salliekatew8617 Před 4 lety +3509

    “I hate this. I hate this scene. I hate this movie. I want it to end.”
    - Drew Gooden 2019

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 Před 4 lety +7

      Didnt need to be quoted

    • @strongmoon1
      @strongmoon1 Před 4 lety +93

      “Didn’t need to be quoted.”
      - Josh deveaux

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 Před 4 lety +15

      @@strongmoon1 now that's an example of something that did need to be quoted

    • @chickenalpaca0332
      @chickenalpaca0332 Před 4 lety +40

      “now that’s an example of something that did need to be quoted”
      - Josh deveaux

    • @_FamousQuotations
      @_FamousQuotations Před 4 lety +3

      We can all remember that quote from last year by bookmarking this! czcams.com/video/-9mdb67LNcU/video.html

  • @ChrisHarperBooks
    @ChrisHarperBooks Před rokem +70

    Man, the sheer ton of makeup they have him in to try and convince you he did not just do a runner from the old folks home, makes him look like his face is melting every time even the barest amount of light hits it.

  • @TheJunmengo
    @TheJunmengo Před 2 lety +246

    I'm truly convinced this movie was written with Jason Momoa in mind to play the Kindergarten Cop, but he obviously didn't accept
    But they say fuck it and didn't bother to rewrite it

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs Před 2 lety +11

      Apparently it was planned for Schwarzenegger, at least that's kinda what wikipedia says

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 Před rokem +14

      JASON MOMOA WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING

  • @TheKewlPerson
    @TheKewlPerson Před 5 lety +11121

    The Kindergarten kids are closer in age to the teacher love interest than the main character...

    • @lilybrass9yearsago264
      @lilybrass9yearsago264 Před 5 lety +198

      TheKewlPerson omg

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 Před 5 lety +737

      you're right and it hurts

    • @nezbut7
      @nezbut7 Před 5 lety +402

      this fucked me up

    • @jay.hartman1789
      @jay.hartman1789 Před 5 lety +588

      Let's see, dude is 61. The girl is 31. So that's a nice easy 30 year age gap.
      Kids are like 10-11 years old so... >math stuff, brain smokes, and other dysfunctional noises< roughly a 20 year age gap...
      Holy shi--

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 Před 5 lety +560

      Jay Bloodworth wait, but since they're in kindergarten, wouldn't they be between 5 or 6 years old?
      I mean that would still make them only 25 years younger than the female teacher. Which is less than 30 year age gap between her and Dolph.

  • @bootyman20
    @bootyman20 Před 4 lety +7207

    It feels like they wrote it for a hot young guy (like terry crews or chris hemsworth) but then couldn’t afford it so they just got Dolf and pretended that he wasn’t 200 years old.

  • @saintarkweather
    @saintarkweather Před rokem +66

    If nothing else the part where all the kids flipped out because of one kid with a peanut allergy was definitely accurate.

  • @yelhsasokolova8561
    @yelhsasokolova8561 Před rokem +118

    I used to be a lunch monitor for an elementary school, and you'd be surprised at the amount of kindergarteners I had that would actually eat raw vegetables for lunch, no dip or anything. Just straight up lettuce. Straight up bell peppers. Straight up broccoli.

    • @1ndiasmusic
      @1ndiasmusic Před 9 měsíci +3

      Yeah, I used to bring half a watermelon, a capsicum, and a cucumber, and that’d be my lunch in school. Or baby carrots and green beans

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@1ndiasmusicTIL that bell peppers are also called capsicums! I love bell peppers and still eat them all the time as an adult. They’re a great snack for when it’s too close to dinner time to eat something big, or for when you just want something a little sweet. My favorites are the mini ones.

  • @robbiehope4963
    @robbiehope4963 Před 5 lety +742

    Poor Amanda, since Drew got that Arnold cut out she has to sleep on the couch.

    • @PHDL1295
      @PHDL1295 Před 5 lety +81

      no I believe it's because she's somewhere in Afghanistan now :(

    • @robbiehope4963
      @robbiehope4963 Před 5 lety +56

      @@PHDL1295 At least he has Danny and the Paul brothers to keep him company while she is away.

    • @robbiehope4963
      @robbiehope4963 Před 5 lety +10

      @@babitferreira They just like to cuddle.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 Před 5 lety +5

      Nah, cardboard Arnold is totally bangin' her.

    • @teamflare1997
      @teamflare1997 Před rokem +1

      @@robbiehope4963 LOGAN PAIL?!

  • @obligatedorb5202
    @obligatedorb5202 Před 5 lety +4407

    The only thing this movie is missing is a sprinkle fight

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr Před rokem +33

    7:20 The tofu explodes cause it's been in the microwave for too long? Does the microwave not turn off after the selected time ?

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 Před 2 lety +46

    15:22 is so funny to me I can't get over it

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 Před rokem +7

      Bro the pig is vibing lmao it’s the only good part in the movie 😂

  • @leya8988
    @leya8988 Před 3 lety +832

    the only chemistry in this whole movie is the dude and the twix bar ngl

  • @simonemillsap2346
    @simonemillsap2346 Před 4 lety +5689

    wait why does the chalkboard say “kindergarten” as if we’d get confused and think it’s highschool

    • @penguinside6728
      @penguinside6728 Před 4 lety +361

      Wait your telling me this isn't high school

    • @ryeyumi
      @ryeyumi Před 3 lety +281

      @@penguinside6728 tf i thought this was college??

    • @illumi3588
      @illumi3588 Před 3 lety +178

      ryeyumi what? it’s clearly grad school??

    • @ryeyumi
      @ryeyumi Před 3 lety +199

      @@illumi3588 nah nah nah its definetly a retirement home

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 Před 3 lety +158

      @@ryeyumi thought it was a graveyard

  • @andriu121212
    @andriu121212 Před 2 lety +53

    the final shot with the pig is probably the best shot ever in cinematic history

  • @adeadarcadia
    @adeadarcadia Před rokem +21

    Admittedly the whole "too adult for children, too childish for adults" could prolly be said about the original. Like that movie would jump from kid's humor to Arnie's star witness dying from spike heroin"

  • @hanimaisarahishak3152
    @hanimaisarahishak3152 Před 3 lety +9440

    "Oh, you really are oldschool"
    "YA CAUSE HE'S OLD!"
    That killed me lmao

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 Před 3 lety +65

      Rip i guess

    • @caitallen1877
      @caitallen1877 Před rokem +5

      Greeeaaaat

    • @bear9295
      @bear9295 Před rokem +10

      This reply section looks empty. So I'm leaving a comment too

    • @XxElfriedexX
      @XxElfriedexX Před rokem

      I kept replaying that part XD

    • @KillerDipped
      @KillerDipped Před 8 měsíci +2

      How did I . read this in sync with him saying it

  • @tesso200497
    @tesso200497 Před 4 lety +2879

    Sequels that aren’t sequels:
    “Grease 2”
    “Titanic 2”
    “Mean Girls 2”

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 Před 4 lety +281

      Tess you gotta appreciate their commitment to making titanic two. They had to make and sink a whole new massive ship just to make sure the movie is based on real life

    • @ghakol
      @ghakol Před 4 lety +193

      wtf would "Titanic 2 "even be about?

    • @repetitivefunction
      @repetitivefunction Před 4 lety +322

      @@ghakol the skeletons in the sunken titanic start reenacting the original titanic

    • @gothclown9013
      @gothclown9013 Před 4 lety +47

      all i remember about titanic 2 is that i watched it with my friend when i was like 10, and there's this scene where the best friend of the main character like tragically dies and it made me cry because i was afraid that might happen to us too lmao

    • @gothclown9013
      @gothclown9013 Před 4 lety +55

      @@ghakol it's been a while since i watched it, but it's literally about a cruise ship called TITANIC 2, and the guy that constructed it KNOWS that something during the construction went wrong and that it's technically not able to swim, yet he let's it sail anyway bc he's like a money hungry business guy or something....and then everyone on the ship dies as you'd expect

  • @MaryElizabeth611
    @MaryElizabeth611 Před 8 měsíci +7

    imagine auditioning for super hot mom and then you get cast as hot mom

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 Před rokem +9

    Sugar doesn't actually make kids hyper, it's actually a very good example of the placebo effect, they think that's what it should do, so lo and behold, that's what happens.

  • @urmumshroom7064
    @urmumshroom7064 Před 3 lety +13450

    The age difference between them is even larger than the age between me and my parents.

    • @owengratzer2366
      @owengratzer2366 Před 3 lety +101

      I hope so

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 Před 3 lety +1141

      My parents are younger than me.

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 Před 3 lety +203

      @@dannydevito7000 WTF

    • @hellothere5838
      @hellothere5838 Před 3 lety +394

      @@dannydevito7000 i agree with this statement.

    • @zachmealer
      @zachmealer Před 3 lety +44

      Your parents loved the movie. They can still quote 1 or 2 lines from it......
      You should love it, too... You can watch it together.

  • @Carl6386
    @Carl6386 Před 3 lety +7477

    He was literally 30 when the girl who he’s kissing was born.

    • @3daniku
      @3daniku Před 3 lety +375

      ew😐

    • @aliafreya524
      @aliafreya524 Před 3 lety +225

      EW WTH

    • @felixlewis117
      @felixlewis117 Před 3 lety +388

      there's a couples gravestone (like they were buried next to each other) and the dude was 48 when his wife was 16. 32 when she was born
      if that's not f**cked up, then i don't even know

    • @michalifrah2074
      @michalifrah2074 Před 3 lety +185

      Now he's 63 and his fiancee is 24 😂

    • @bossfrog
      @bossfrog Před 3 lety +164

      The actors actually kissed for that shot 🤢

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 Před 2 lety +15

    15:16 the most movie teacher hair is a bun with 2 pencils holding it together

  • @scouting598
    @scouting598 Před rokem +46

    “It’s been five fucking days” same thing that I said when I read Romeo and Juliet

  • @gravyo5124
    @gravyo5124 Před 5 lety +649

    10:50 “Most guys that I date now just want meet to drink and have sex”
    Definitely a kids movie

  • @jaysahunter256
    @jaysahunter256 Před 3 lety +3006

    He’s literally old enough to be her father

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons Před 3 lety +16

      Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng
      Big daddy

    • @Nigarj
      @Nigarj Před 3 lety +60

      Drew isn't that old. /J

    • @goghballs8938
      @goghballs8938 Před 3 lety +4

      @Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng It's called a joke

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx Před 3 lety +4

      Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng it was a very john mulaney esque joke and i laughed

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx Před 3 lety +11

      Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng also for future reference "/J" means its a joke and "/S" means it's sarcasm because it's hard to tell on the internet

  • @azuill1126
    @azuill1126 Před rokem +40

    man you just know that "meatless monday" scene was proposed by a disgruntled parent who was annoyed they had to run to the grocery store at like 9pm on sunday because they forgot their kid had told them on friday they needed something other than their ham sandwich for lunch monday

  • @frankbenham1745
    @frankbenham1745 Před rokem +33

    Fun fact! Dolph Lundgren received a master's degree in chemical engineering. He's extremely intelligent and he legitimately knows martial arts.
    Edit: I don't know the rating of this movie, but despite the first movie having a bunch of kids it was rated R.

    • @Annikidiary
      @Annikidiary Před 4 měsíci

      I would say he knows martial art pretty well since he won the European championships more than once

  • @Bwuniko
    @Bwuniko Před 4 lety +5431

    Sequels that aren’t sequels
    Home alone
    3 , 4 and 5

    • @McNabbot
      @McNabbot Před 4 lety +428

      I stand by the fact Home Alone 3 is a hidden gem.

    • @emilyelizabeth5911
      @emilyelizabeth5911 Před 4 lety +111

      McNabbot it’s an underrated classic

    • @aorchiesiddiqui1947
      @aorchiesiddiqui1947 Před 4 lety +155

      Home Alone 3 is prolly my favourite out of all of them. It's so freaking underrated

    • @riverxxx1421
      @riverxxx1421 Před 4 lety +23

      @@aorchiesiddiqui1947 honestly, facts

    • @gistvisions
      @gistvisions Před 4 lety +114

      I stand behind Home Alone 3 actually being kinda decent

  • @FlyForAWhiteTy
    @FlyForAWhiteTy Před 4 lety +11269

    John Mulaney’s long-lost little brother is doing so well on CZcams

    • @melannabelle4420
      @melannabelle4420 Před 4 lety +163

      Simply Ty I love this comment more than you will ever know

    • @SilencedRage
      @SilencedRage Před 4 lety +64

      I thought the samething

    • @Jauhgn
      @Jauhgn Před 4 lety +44

      Malcom from Malcom in the Middle

    • @emory4745
      @emory4745 Před 4 lety +14

      Oh my gosh I was just thinking the same thing!

    • @jrpueyo7531
      @jrpueyo7531 Před 4 lety +26

      Danny is his brother? Surprising

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 Před 2 lety +20

    "Middle aged men taking care of older men" could be the plot of an entirely different kind of movie

  • @colesimmons5283
    @colesimmons5283 Před 2 lety +22

    11:25 I was literally eating a Twix 😳

  • @murphy7333
    @murphy7333 Před 5 lety +4457

    i really hope dolph’s middle name is finn

  • @kvonk125
    @kvonk125 Před 5 lety +2913

    he better name part 2 of this “sequels that aren’t sequels: the sequel”

    • @Tai112336
      @Tai112336 Před 5 lety +141

      And Danny Gonzalez should host it, as Drew

    • @carliehope8929
      @carliehope8929 Před 5 lety +14

      @@Tai112336 100% Agree.

    • @julieking6533
      @julieking6533 Před 5 lety +38

      And the third could be “the sequel that isnt the sequel to the sequel” lol

    • @carliehope8929
      @carliehope8929 Před 5 lety +9

      @@julieking6533 And the cardboard as Drew/Danny!

    • @bigtyronemusic
      @bigtyronemusic Před 5 lety +15

      he won't be making it, danny will. that way, it will make it a sequel that isn't a sequel.

  • @sadieharp7867
    @sadieharp7867 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I like how they try to make Hal seem extremely uncool but the actor has tattoo sleeves on both arms and actually seems kinda cool

  • @foxyfoxington2651
    @foxyfoxington2651 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Dolph Lundgren was on Hell's Kitchen in 2023 and, of all the 80s action stars, he's aged the weirdest.

  • @13jae85
    @13jae85 Před 5 lety +4792

    Sequels That Aren't Sequels:
    "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul"

  • @emmymarlene5022
    @emmymarlene5022 Před 4 lety +4358

    Are we just sleeping on the fact that Drew has a cardboard cutout of Arnold in a speedo

    • @artoriapendragonidilfitri7414
      @artoriapendragonidilfitri7414 Před 4 lety +503

      Wait... You don't have one?.

    • @thebugkid4000
      @thebugkid4000 Před 4 lety +260

      I thought everyone was suppose to have one
      I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD ONE!

    • @saintfisuto1072
      @saintfisuto1072 Před 4 lety +260

      I think mine's pregnant.

    • @cameryn7811
      @cameryn7811 Před 4 lety +126

      Saint Fisuto well, mine has kidney stones

    • @frufbot2593
      @frufbot2593 Před 4 lety +80

      i mean my mom got a full sized cut out of an actor which stood in the corner of our living room so... can't be that weird lol

  • @-BunnyRabbid-
    @-BunnyRabbid- Před 2 lety +38

    That scene where they were auctioning off a date with Dolph I’m 99% sure is direct copy of the scene from groundhogs day, like down to the choreography of the scene where the amount people would pay is going higher and higher until the main love interest comes in and gives way more than anyone else and the crowd parts for her as she walks in like wtf? Or at least I’m pretty sure that’s where that scene came from.

    • @StarryEyed0590
      @StarryEyed0590 Před rokem +10

      It's a super common trope. It just shows up more often in television than in film.

  • @Sky-bx9mn
    @Sky-bx9mn Před 5 měsíci +9

    26 years... perfect opportunity to create a sequel using one of the kids from the first movie.

  • @cathulu7975
    @cathulu7975 Před 3 lety +6958

    I think Dolf had a heart failure in the middle of the movie, and instead of recasting him, they attached him to strings like a puppet, and that's why he looks asleep in half the scenes.

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 Před 3 lety +350

      Oh, so they weekend at Bernie'sed him?

    • @cathulu7975
      @cathulu7975 Před 3 lety +57

      @@mega_bird700 precisely

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 Před 3 lety +54

      I know that picture in your profile picture from anywhere. It’s from a Barbie film.😂😂

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel Před 3 lety +29

      @@triggeredcat120 Bibble!

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 Před 3 lety +10

      @@KaylaKasel It’s glorious

  • @coopergoss350
    @coopergoss350 Před 5 lety +6354

    drew i want a shirt that says pants

  • @JosiahHerring
    @JosiahHerring Před 2 lety +21

    As someone who actually went to the Kindergarten Cop School for first through third grade, I must say I am shocked this films legacy has been dragged through the mud.

  • @totallynotphoenixwright
    @totallynotphoenixwright Před 2 lety +18

    4:32 broke my heart b/c ... BRO he played Drago in Rocky IV...

  • @agentstache135
    @agentstache135 Před 5 lety +4695

    Friendly reminder: Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California

    • @julesmendoza7283
      @julesmendoza7283 Před 5 lety +87

      Please don't remind me lol

    • @lizziebarrie
      @lizziebarrie Před 5 lety +240

      That still to this day blows my mind

    • @_jen10alienforce_
      @_jen10alienforce_ Před 5 lety +249

      He also starred in many unusual Japanese commercials. Look it up, you’ll either curse me or thank me later.

    • @hi75videos
      @hi75videos Před 5 lety +36

      Yeah our state is weird

    • @mommakassie
      @mommakassie Před 5 lety +15

      I don't think anyone could forget 😂

  • @ansel3551
    @ansel3551 Před 5 lety +854

    I feel like this movie didn't know what it wanted it's demographic to be

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C Před 5 lety +80

      I think it was probably initially supposed to be a softcore porn for old dudes but then they decided it probably wasn't the best idea to associate a porno with all the kid scenes happening so they toned it down thinking they could maybe sell it as a family friendly movie and ended up with this weird thing

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC Před 5 lety +24

      You're giving them too much credit, do you really think they had anything in mind while taking a dump and calling it a script? Lmao

  • @sweetscheme
    @sweetscheme Před rokem +12

    I heard "your fav characters from the first movie go here and there and have another sheniagins" is basically the definition of a sequel. then i thought to myself do I know a movie like this and my first thought was Hocus Pocus 2 because there's no Thackery who was the main character who according to the first movie lore would always be back if the witches returned.

  • @pastaconnoisseur8441
    @pastaconnoisseur8441 Před 2 lety +20

    12:47 I lost my fucking mind at this whole section, good jokes 10/10

  • @tashak2275
    @tashak2275 Před 4 lety +2995

    She was ten when he was forty

    • @annabellewhitener
      @annabellewhitener Před 4 lety +177

      omg EW 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @cassius1078
      @cassius1078 Před 4 lety +51

      More like 400

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 4 lety +13

      I'll be honest. You're the type of trash that would lynch somebody.

    • @seulgiflrt9396
      @seulgiflrt9396 Před 4 lety +7

      69 likes

    • @abigaildespina4689
      @abigaildespina4689 Před 4 lety +58

      It just makes me wonder why anyone thinks, say, Dick Van Dyke's marriage is okay when he was 60 while she was in highschool.

  • @alex4703
    @alex4703 Před 3 lety +3170

    "Mom can we have Arnold Schwarzenegger"
    "We have Arnold Schwarzenegger at home"
    Arnold Schwarzenegger at home:

    • @hussainbedair7676
      @hussainbedair7676 Před 3 lety +40

      Why did I think you were talking about drew I'm such a dumbass

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 Před 3 lety +51

      I mean, Drew actually does have an Arnold Schwarzenegger at home, so...

    • @mckinleyproductions
      @mckinleyproductions Před 3 lety +8

      Haven’t you seen rocky 4?

    • @przemekdude
      @przemekdude Před 2 lety +33

      Like wtf how do people not know Dolph Lundgren

    • @joeperrone4646
      @joeperrone4646 Před 2 lety +2

      He does mention it in the video, but only for a second

  • @Dantesmustard2234
    @Dantesmustard2234 Před rokem +5

    I might be dyslexic because i just read the title as "squirrels that arent squirrels", and was super excited to watch it, only to be extremely disappointed.

  • @samuelelias3781
    @samuelelias3781 Před 4 lety +2281

    1:44 “There’s some La Croix in the fridge.”
    ...but this isn’t his second channel, why would he drink La Croix?

    • @kianaafsharr
      @kianaafsharr Před 3 lety +68

      ik I'm very confused as well.

    • @goshdangit4503
      @goshdangit4503 Před 3 lety +22

      Good question, I don't think any of us could guess the answer

    • @onza1317
      @onza1317 Před 3 lety +43

      because he is drew and not danny and they arnt the same person

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun Před 3 lety +122

      Zaryha Loves Gamez CZcamss
      how much is he paying you

    • @onza1317
      @onza1317 Před 3 lety +90

      @@alastorbutwithagun 50 bucks And la Croix

  • @Lisa-kp6wn
    @Lisa-kp6wn Před 5 lety +2137

    I hate when old dudes make movies with old dudes as the main characters and live out their fucked up fantasies of their daughter's best friend Mindy falling in love with them. Mindy is not interested. She never will be. Stay in your lane, gramps. Nice video, dude!

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 Před 5 lety +112

      are you okay

    • @goobydntfear
      @goobydntfear Před 5 lety +64

      are you okay ? what the f uck are you projecting into this

    • @Lisa-kp6wn
      @Lisa-kp6wn Před 5 lety +24

      @@honeycomb937 ;-) Thanks for asking! :)

    • @deeraredear
      @deeraredear Před 5 lety +108

      Stay away from mindy oldies >:(

    • @Capooblackriver
      @Capooblackriver Před 5 lety +58

      Leigh LMAO yeah fuck old farts who divorce their wife for a young woman.

  • @Pr0t4t0
    @Pr0t4t0 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I was born long after the original Kindergarten Cop, but I’ve seen it, and I’ll stand by the fact that it’s a great movie. Very underrated.

  • @Pizza653
    @Pizza653 Před 8 měsíci +4

    That "I don't have feelings for Kristie North!" placement was top tier. Idk why but I felt so proud to know where it was from

  • @communismenjoyer1858
    @communismenjoyer1858 Před 5 lety +790

    "love has no age"
    Drew: *Excuse me no*

    • @ArtyJerjerrod
      @ArtyJerjerrod Před 5 lety +34

      Brandon Rilling prison has no unlocked doors

    • @Laughing_Pumpkin
      @Laughing_Pumpkin Před 5 lety +1

      @@ArtyJerjerrod that's kinda fucked up to lock up a 61 year old cop for dating a 31 year old teacher and it doesn't seem like an abusive relationship in the story

    • @josephinepapin8858
      @josephinepapin8858 Před 5 lety +5

      My President (I am French) is married to a 65 year old wife and he is 41. Your President is married to a 48 year old wife and he is 72.
      This is our lives now. Meh.

    • @amberspyglxss
      @amberspyglxss Před 5 lety

      @@josephinepapin8858 My president (I'm Finnish) is 70 and his wife is 41

    • @josephinepapin8858
      @josephinepapin8858 Před 5 lety

      @@amberspyglxss guess he beats him ha ha

  • @jewel3231
    @jewel3231 Před 3 lety +7028

    Drew’s goal: straight
    The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @lizzy5947
      @lizzy5947 Před 3 lety +610

      My goal: Gay
      The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @goghballs8938
      @goghballs8938 Před 3 lety +748

      My goal: Arnold Schwarzenegger
      The obstacle: Straight

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 3 lety +609

      My Schwarzenegger: straight
      Arnold The: Obstacle
      Goal the

    • @jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922
      @jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922 Před 3 lety +344

      Straight:Obstacle
      Arnold:the
      Gay: me

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys Před 3 lety +231

      Gay:The
      Arnold my obstacle:
      Straight:

  • @molgorp7199
    @molgorp7199 Před 2 lety +31

    9:47 I just fucking died of cringe

  • @JasonMcBason
    @JasonMcBason Před 5 měsíci +3

    the final shot of the movie being a random pig made me laugh so hard 15:17

  • @avj8833
    @avj8833 Před 5 lety +2746

    Adaptations That Aren't Adaptations
    *cough riverdale cough*

    • @clairelittman388
      @clairelittman388 Před 5 lety +62

      YESSSSSS THANK YOU SO MUCH! (Sorry for being so extreme I just love the comics)

    • @arlosteiner8382
      @arlosteiner8382 Před 5 lety +49

      Bruce Wayne I can tell you've not watched it because Riverdale is a mental illness simulator with magic, drugs, boy fight club, mafia, serial killers and musicals for no reason. You start watching it ironically and it becomes the next Twin Peaks

    • @IsabelOEM
      @IsabelOEM Před 5 lety +94

      LOL Riverdale is a hot pile of shit that throws every genre in there to try to make it interesting and edgy.

    • @jamestomato1744
      @jamestomato1744 Před 5 lety +53

      Only read some Archie comics, and already I can tell that Riverdale has little connection to the source material...

    • @trulygreg7620
      @trulygreg7620 Před 5 lety +39

      sequels that aren't sequels
      **cough** mean girls 2 **cough**
      sorry.
      got *cough* something in my throat there

  • @absthepro6407
    @absthepro6407 Před 5 lety +805

    The only sequel people want is the Drew Gooden Kim possible movie.

  • @shawnbell3468
    @shawnbell3468 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm going to buy the rights to a movie that wasn't released and resell it but call it "Back to the future 4, We are going BACK in TIME Again!!!" Slated for release 2024.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +9

    Right at 15:51 my cat jumped up on the window behind me and I swear my heart stopped cuz I thought it was my mom .

  • @lauren-gx1lg
    @lauren-gx1lg Před 5 lety +652

    i can't tell if you bought a cardboard cutout of arnold schwarzenegger specifically for this video, or if you previously had a cardboard cutout arnold schwarzenegger and decided it would be a good comedic device in this video. i can't decide which is funnier.

    • @nickochoa8585
      @nickochoa8585 Před 5 lety +12

      He had a cutout I thought that was actually him

  • @hannahhoney2836
    @hannahhoney2836 Před 5 lety +1251

    The "road work ahead" sign halfway in frame and the red wig in the background add a lot to this video.

  • @Zozu2001
    @Zozu2001 Před rokem +11

    Kindergarten Cop 2 feels like a porn parody of the first movie with the weird interactions between the main guy and love interest lmao

  • @jacketknudsen1277
    @jacketknudsen1277 Před 2 lety +16

    dolph kissing that girl is like drew kissing a girl that hasnt been born for 3 years

  • @yasaiaisa8363
    @yasaiaisa8363 Před 4 lety +2499

    "his unforgettable role as whatever his character's name was" is so underrated
    Also, the old man was kissing the young woman and the FBI showed up, I don't know the context but that's hilarious

  • @Sandtalon
    @Sandtalon Před 3 lety +6051

    Ngl as a teacher my biggest takeaway from this video is the amazing set up of that classroom and the terrifying prospect of having a microwave in the reach of a bunch of 6yos

  • @Salbeigrun
    @Salbeigrun Před 2 lety +23

    dawg got yassified at 2:53 😭

  • @ToastMusic
    @ToastMusic Před 2 lety +1

    The shout out at 14:26 to the Christmas mail film that you covered in your other video was killer!

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh Před 3 lety +2397

    “Mind if I take you home? I’m only very drunk.” That is the most John Mulaney Drew has ever sounded

    • @TheBS1000
      @TheBS1000 Před rokem +15

      Interesting. Drew kind of reminded me of Thomas Middleditch in this video, but there might be a smidge of John Mulaney there, too

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Also in one of his life hacks videos he said “now they’re exciting jeans!” And it sounded just like Mulaney

  • @brysongetz3253
    @brysongetz3253 Před 5 lety +678

    Drew made this to have an excuse to buy an Arnold Schwarzenegger cutout

    • @PHDL1295
      @PHDL1295 Před 5 lety +4

      obviously

    • @sanogoadamagyram8166
      @sanogoadamagyram8166 Před 5 lety +81

      Bold of you to assume he didn't already had this cutout waiting for the perfect video to use it!

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething Před 5 lety +5

      I just need to tell someone this: One of Arnold's nicknames is Shuwa-chan.

    • @laurengibson748
      @laurengibson748 Před 5 lety +2

      He's just make use out of his girlfriend's favorite home decor piece

    • @murphhhhhhh
      @murphhhhhhh Před 5 lety

      @@sanogoadamagyram8166 bold of you to assume he bought it to use in a video

  • @LawrenceW78
    @LawrenceW78 Před 2 lety +7

    Is it just me or does Dolph's character look like he just got through fighting Rocky, retired, and became a undercover FBI Agent and got this assignment to be a Kindergarten teacher all in the same day?

  • @onelastch4nce557
    @onelastch4nce557 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Ah Dolph, the action star equivalent of those kids who were labelled ‘gifted’ in primary school only to end up working in a fast food restaurant. No shade, I’m one of those kids.

  • @olivia8701
    @olivia8701 Před 5 lety +666

    Let's appreciate the fact that he probably bought like a 70$ Arnold cutout for this...

    • @samanthamyers4857
      @samanthamyers4857 Před 5 lety +126

      CannedBeanz who’s to say he didn’t already have it?

    • @dooldlerouo2685
      @dooldlerouo2685 Před 5 lety +35

      I think he did already have it I remember it from older videos.

    • @tammy-hk8hw
      @tammy-hk8hw Před 5 lety +48

      bold of you to assume he doesn’t have multiple cutouts of ALL the original kindergarten cop cast members

    • @PatrickLofstrom
      @PatrickLofstrom Před 5 lety

      Maybe it was gently used 😉

  • @vangaurdan
    @vangaurdan Před 4 lety +1412

    Just remember, if you can't find anyone, they might not be born yet.

  • @samanthamarko7845
    @samanthamarko7845 Před rokem +2

    So weird, I would have guessed this was written by Mac, Charlie and Dennis

  • @maggies9543
    @maggies9543 Před 10 měsíci +3

    7:53 ok but when she says “it was nice to meet you” twice I felt that I forget literally everything my short term is awful

  • @SableSeraph17
    @SableSeraph17 Před 3 lety +5523

    I really hate how "fat man is nerd so we laugh" is always used for comedy that's essentially bullying. Fat nerdy men are people too