Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite CZcamsrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
Danny. I am fascinated by your shirts, why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated Thank you for your time Danneile.
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy
To be fair, when I was sensitive to strobe lights (I'm epileptic) that "self defense mode" would cause my legs to stop working. So I mean it could be useful.
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe
simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.
"As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.
"No it didn't" well, that's likely because self defence mode is intended for use in the darkness of a home at night. Given the pattern, their pupils would be rapidly dialating, and they would be unable to see. That's when you give them a good thwacking
@@JohnnyPaisan Damn, that guy? You mean t h a t guy, I didn't know he was that guy from that one series. Good to know that Drew is that guy and that the name of this guy is Drew and this guy is the same as that one guy
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
My dad uses glasses that r pretty much like the visor (different brand tho) for driving and it really does help a lot because of the polarization. Makes light a lot less bright and shit. If you wear them while fishing theres no longer a huge reflection on the water so you can actually see into it pretty well.
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
The fact that he has a garage opener strangely bothers me like just imagine him pulling in from the grocery store opening the garage and asking his wife to help him unload the groceries. Ya know like a normal adult?
3:00 I actually used to have a surprisingly powerful dingy flashlight that turned off like that too! But, it had 7 cycles! There was bright, hyper bright, dim, strobe, slower strobe, rainbow, and callidescope. THEN off. (It also had a wide and focused beam.)(and not to mention it was pink and bulky looked like those terrible kids lights so, pretty good for the quality) Lol the girls at my summer camp hated me when I needed to find something in the dark after lights out. The outside councillors probably thought I was having a rave or signalling help LOL
@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix. Irs: ?? Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.
It's possible to wear sunglasses despite needing glasses though. You can get sunglasses with the correct dioptrine, I had a pair made and I dunno how I'd get through summer without them.
my boss has regular glasses that turn into sunglasses when she's in the sun! idk how that happens technically but the lenses just turn brown and it looks pretty dope
@@pigeondance I know people who wear those, too. Personally I like the option to switch from normal glasses to sunglasses. The glasses you mentioned do it all on their own and sometimes they stay dark for sometime even when the person is already back inside. I think the glasses react to the sun's UV rays, but I don't know the details either.
WHY WOULD YOU HIT THE NUTCRACKER, HE’S A REAL BOY
That's why he did it
*FINALLY WE CAN SEE HIM*
@@Dragnulls good luck in hell
@@Dragnulls that had literally nothing to do with anything
taste test
His basement basically being empty other than the nutcrackers is disturbing
And the orphans
At least there' variation, there was a white-capped.
@@solardragon9588 yes
And the dead bodies
E
I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs
That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank
also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone
They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.
@@apho-sappho she died today
Rip
Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
ahaha this deserved more likes
👌
It needs another 1mil likes
All while wearing his little old man slippers
tbh the tesla came out of nowhere i had no idea i really thought danny had a toyota or something
i feel like danny’s hair likes to get a little bit goofy and wacky on this second channel too.
So does his fashion sense
It be like:
Main Channel: ✨🌟
Goofy Channel: 💥☄️🌧🌊🔥
he's not like other girls.
my favorite song atm czcams.com/video/heY5AeXyn28/video.html
And he zooms in on random things
The more I learn about Danny's personal life the more I get confused about Danny
He owns a frickin tesla
Yeah, me too. Because of the fridge I'm now wondering if he has kids. 🤔
@@myrillya They're most likely cousins/nieces/nephews/etc.
@@myrillya I had to rewatch the video to see it I couldn't miss that part 😂😂
@@myrillya I remember him mentioning the pics are his nieces and nephews from Laura’s side of the family
"It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical _bash_ light that you could use in a practically brash fight."
I love this line.
Danny Gonzalez? Nah, he's dr. suess now
suess@@natalies_nook_of_novels
"As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me."
Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole CZcams thing doesn't pan out.
Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?
I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol
something about a guy in a possum shirt driving a tesla feels right
Very
Spaghetti
@@DrSauce87 I agree
@@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483 yes
Dis
Why is no one talking about this mans having a Tesla. good for you strange opossum shirt man.
bestie in a tessie
Omg 😂
oh, so it's not a ferret?
If you saw the slime king video you will know he has a Tesla
Danny boy in the Tesla 😈✊🏻
The TacShaver worked so well that Danny's never been able to grow facial hair since!
or before. it's a prophetic razor.
no its a TacShaver.
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•
@@celestialnichole Hang in there bud
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon
he’s 26🤷♀️🤷♀️
He is goofy, wacky, silly and he drinks La Croix.
It's tactical Dantical
and eats any packet he finds in a product Y U M
King
And drives a Tesla
don’t forget a little random
I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.
“Put your hands up! We’ve caught you!”
“But I’m innocent!”
“Oh yeah? Prove it!”
“My tac bat is in self defense mode”
“Ok sir you’re free to go”
Danny’s hair making him look like a soft boy Wolverine.
Such an accurate description, love it
The accuracy you just hit with this one
W-wow thats spot on
So true
I can’t unsee it now
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
yeah, i gasped lmao
Dude when that happened I had a mini heart attack
huh?? i must've missed this, when
@@red.gem_ 11:53
@@anyanaylor holy shit hahaha
“Blink, blonk, blink” -Danny putting batteries in
Danny’s second channel is doing so well! He should really think about starting a main channel to complement all the goofy stuff he does here.
Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die
i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in
You’re gonna die the second you break in.
1. You break a window
2. You died
Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
i don't wanna alarm you but there's an opossum on ur shirt
he cant hear you he drank too much la croix
I saw that two but i didnt wanna say anything...
@@armpithairenthusiast5109 too
Omg.... #informdannygonzolzthatthereisanopossumonhisshirt
Hi Madison
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
i really love how danny basically refered to sparkling water as " violent water "
Danny should start a third channel, so people could be even more confused
YES !
Double the confusion
But he already has a third one called Drew Gooden.
Yes. Just yes.
where he doesn't get a little goofy, wacky, and downright crazy. and he drinks *water*
Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed
Is that lego Velma?
Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.
but we all needed it.
The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤
I love your pfp
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
Okay, now /that/ makes sense. Thanks for the info!
As a marine i will say the term “military tough” scares me. To many memories of faulty gear
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
also peep the tesla 👀
@@lemonteacore I was literally thinking the same thing, like subtle flex bro
@@megetu2942 i was looking for comments about the tesla lmao
yeah not only does he drives, but he drives a frickin tesla
Really? First, that's lowkey disrespectful and I used to think that too, but he doesn't look that young to me lol
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰
oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!
RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm
@@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔
HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL
The creeper tied up on the chair in his basement seems more like a hostage situation
i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through
Why are we not more terrified of HOW clean this mans basement is. I need a blacklight tour of that basement...
Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone
dexter vibes
It's a murder room
@ Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱
@@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt
Can’t believe he didn’t try to burn the wallet to test it’s “fire resistance” smh
I was extremely disappointed
my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for this
He owes us this one
@@georgeimmanuel3992 fr
Your pfp looks like his shirt
imagine breaking into someones home and they're just wearing a opossum shirt
And no pants?
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
Danny’s basement low key high key looks like a place where someone would get murdered🥸
Lmao yeah
tf you think was happening to the creeper?
That's what the tactbat was for
It really does and yet I still had the urge to turn it into a dance studio. What for? idk
I was totally thinking that
I knew Danny was doing well but I didn’t know he was doing “buying every single Tac product AND a Tesla” well
What’s it like being a stupid little worm
2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood
@@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you
@@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here
@@SimonVanliew26 r u ok
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
Maybe its French Canadian idk
Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.
Is this what Edina was on about?
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.
"if you remember" says danny, as if he didnt use the tac visor to create the most disturbing sketch in existence
I can’t believe Danny has a Tesla, I don’t know why, but I’d never imagine Danny in a Tesla
it’s the next step up from a prius.
drip 🥶
I see him with a Honda
ikr edit: omg thanks for all the likes
Pull up to BP just to get some gas but he forgot he had a Tesla man he such an ass
Danny is so tactical now. Too tactical. We can't stop him.
He's a weapon of mass destruction
It was inevitable
Dantactical
We can’t trust him
2 danny 2 tactical 🥶
Hearing Danny say fuck and shit is just delightful since he's always so innocent acting.
13:20
"By anyone who's anyone"
Best. Line. Ever.
me trying to enjoy the video
my brain: danny has a weird basement. scary eye shirt. danny has a tesla.
it’s a possum shirt 😭😭
Appousom
opossum moment
@@Simon-il5nr opossum*
Me too He has really big basement
He’s too wacky and silly. He can’t be tactical now that’s not legal.
wacktical
Sictical
Yeah he’ll get slapped by legal
The new Instagram add: Play this to become legally tactical.
yeah hes gonna get slapped by legal
Time to buy the new Tac product, the Tac-Dan! He’s extra silly and goofy, and his Lacroix cans are military tough.
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite CZcamsrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?
I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life
@@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
@@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.
lore
I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement
This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though
Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement
I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭
a whole army? like greg!
@@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet
Danny.
I am fascinated by your shirts,
why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated
Thank you for your time
Danneile.
No one is gonna mention the fact that Danny installed the Tacvisor backwards so he was using the lens backwards???
The most valuable part of this video is finding out that Danny has like 6 nutcrackers just resting in his basement unawoken
More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it
"unawoken"
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
@@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment
You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂
danny whats up with your shirt my man
bear
wait thats an opossum i want that shirt
What about it it's a cool shirt
Good channel Swoosh
shirt with no r
I love the little: "if you remember" about the visor, LIKE I COULD EVER FORGET
Seeing Danny Gonzalez waterboard a razor was amazing. The thing i didn't know i needed was that.
Can’t believe you just straight up hit the nutcracker like that
That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-
what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty
I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.
@@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY
He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine
Right so disrespectful 😤
danny’s new haircut makes him look like a cool 80’s jock who doesn’t get the best grades in school but secretly has a heart of gold
i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair
He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel
His hair is looking amazing!
Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?
J O S U K E
I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy
6:55
The Attacker: ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND
Holy grail reference?
Creeper: Doing literally nothing
Danny: *and I took that personally*
why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful
@@cummuncher4914 shut
Mom energy
@@cummuncher4914 i laughed
@@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat
What would happen if you went to use the TacBat for self-defense, but the intruder was wearing the TacVisor???👀😳
😨
Then you hit them with the strobe light and blast them 4 nautical miles away
...well I'm dead now.
Time stops or you have hit him with the tacbat
It’s okay all they would see is a bald eagle so you’re safe 😌
Re-watching Danny’s old videos again because they comfort me lol❤️
same tbh, i always laugh my head off at his videos
To be fair, when I was sensitive to strobe lights (I'm epileptic) that "self defense mode" would cause my legs to stop working. So I mean it could be useful.
I'm disappointed he didn't light the tact wallet on fire to test if it was truly fireproof or not
Please light it on fire, Danny
Burn it with the heat of a thousand suns, Danny. We need to know.
Me tooooo
Burn it with oil, please danny 🙏
@@suchislife4333 become escanor
PlainOldCereal yoo seven deadly sins broo
“Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military
Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works
@@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case
Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!
True
Very wise words
Danny's whole second channel just feels like a ad for La Qroix.
16:10 wow i need to buy this so next time i get trapped in a pool of sparkling water i can still shave!
Ok but can you breath?
Danny either dresses like a dad that just got back from golfing or absolute utter chaos there is no in-between
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic
@@alexispaten1329 thank you
UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO
@@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby
Dannys basement looks like somewhere a serial killer would torture his victims...with a taclight. The taclight killer on the loose.
Lol
500 likes not comments
@@Bowser_ but now there is two comments so your statement is invalid, good sir
hmm
@@MsDancealot lol
Ive seen the "do not eat" pouch joke so many times from different people... BUT IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH 👁👄👁
3:40 That's literally every survival light ever though... Hell, even camping lights work like that.
Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.
😳
wait, it isn't supposed to be that?
Plot untwist: it's the creepers' CZcams channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life
It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.
👁👄👁
I can't believe they named a La Croix flavor after Colonel Sanders' world renowned former workplace, Le Petit Pamplemoose
hello ms.sonia
Exactly my thoughts!
They should name one for danny Gonzalez
11:28 bit late to the party but I just want to mention you can actually buy perscription sunglasses
tac products: * make tac flashlight with self defense mode *
also tac products: * make the perfect defense for it with the tac visor *
imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe
You could run up to the intruder and use the military tough tactical flashlight to beat the intruder until he dies
You bring out the tac shaver to shave both of there beards off, the confusion cancels them out and then you eat their grandma’s ashes
simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.
This is what the tac bat is for if they bamboozle you ya just get em
I'm so glad this comment has informed me about the TPCU (tac product connected universe)
Dang, Danny got a T on his steering wheel... that means it’s a Tac Car.
It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!
@@paper3104 Wowsers!
“My favourite part is the brake pedal”
Tac Tesla
If the TAC car gets run over by a militiary tank , it won't break . Now that's wht i call military tough
"As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.
"No it didn't" well, that's likely because self defence mode is intended for use in the darkness of a home at night. Given the pattern, their pupils would be rapidly dialating, and they would be unable to see. That's when you give them a good thwacking
I've never seen this guy in my entire life, and the first thing he does is scold me for not knowing this was his second channel, epic
the way you worded this tells me you’ll fit right in
Never saw him before? You never seen Wizzards of Waverly place? That's him now, hes into youtube now.
And that is a Good thing to know
@@JohnnyPaisan Damn, that guy? You mean t h a t guy, I didn't know he was that guy from that one series. Good to know that Drew is that guy and that the name of this guy is Drew and this guy is the same as that one guy
@@birrock4 that's a *good* thing to know
Danny: "So I'm gonna test this flashlight out in a tactical situation"
*Sets up a Dexter kill room in his basement*
AHGHHH I get it
Gotta write off those renovations somehow
was it drew recording ? it sounded like him
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew
(sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
@@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption
For whatever reason I died and went to heaven at 8:05 💀💀💀
9:41 had me dying 🤣
No one:
Danny: having a colony of nutcrackers in his basement
Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...
that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them
@@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁
They are Craig
It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
#relatable
Can't tell you how many times i've been attacked by Robin Hood trying to steal my wallet and give its contents to the poor
DAMMIT I KNEW YOU HAD A TAC WALLET
It’s Hawkeye out for Danny bc of his Jeremy renner vid 😔🤠
imagine if they shoot fire arrows
My dad uses glasses that r pretty much like the visor (different brand tho) for driving and it really does help a lot because of the polarization. Makes light a lot less bright and shit. If you wear them while fishing theres no longer a huge reflection on the water so you can actually see into it pretty well.
Bro Danny is literally the funniest person I know
Danny's second channel is basically just kurtis's regular channel.
Literallly
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time!
Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
Lmfao those edits
You're not wrong
Except without mentioning oppression constantly
The fact that he has a garage opener strangely bothers me like just imagine him pulling in from the grocery store opening the garage and asking his wife to help him unload the groceries. Ya know like a normal adult?
It just seems wrong
You weird fam
oh my gosh i just imagined it and YOURE RIGHT
It’s forbidden to envision such false realities
I can only see it as one of his skits with like a green screen and him acting as every character
seeing Danny throw a silica gel packet into his mouth gave me life for at least the next 23 days. in my house we literally just call them 'snacks'
3:00 I actually used to have a surprisingly powerful dingy flashlight that turned off like that too! But, it had 7 cycles! There was bright, hyper bright, dim, strobe, slower strobe, rainbow, and callidescope. THEN off. (It also had a wide and focused beam.)(and not to mention it was pink and bulky looked like those terrible kids lights so, pretty good for the quality) Lol the girls at my summer camp hated me when I needed to find something in the dark after lights out. The outside councillors probably thought I was having a rave or signalling help LOL
Creeper: **does nothing**
Danny: so anyways i started *attacking*
Danny: and I took that personally
(ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻
Great joke.....really original
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 okay
Nnh07 okay....why’d you respond? Was I directing it to you?
That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.
😢 R.I.P. man 😔
Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety
@@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?
@@alastorlapid2365
Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
@@CelestialScripts yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.
6:58 yo I didn't know Danny was a cop 🐽
I can believe there wasnt a “that’s tacky” joke in there
danny: he's about to attack me
creeper: *is tied to the chair*
danny: that does not look good
Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.
Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!
He was close to him he could get exploded
He found the joke!
@@mysteryname6792 ;-;
Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix.
Irs: ??
Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.
Don’t forget the creeper piñata
But there wasn’t any tactical gear. The video was clickbait.
YOU'RE CLICKBAIT
And the Tesla
And ofc his possum shirt
It's possible to wear sunglasses despite needing glasses though. You can get sunglasses with the correct dioptrine, I had a pair made and I dunno how I'd get through summer without them.
my boss has regular glasses that turn into sunglasses when she's in the sun! idk how that happens technically but the lenses just turn brown and it looks pretty dope
@@pigeondance I know people who wear those, too. Personally I like the option to switch from normal glasses to sunglasses. The glasses you mentioned do it all on their own and sometimes they stay dark for sometime even when the person is already back inside. I think the glasses react to the sun's UV rays, but I don't know the details either.
I knew Danny was annoyed with his date blowing him up. He went and blew them up and stunned them for good measure