Trying Troom Troom's Awful Kidnapping Hacks
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Hello
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Hi danny
fun fact, the duct taped wrist escape actually works with zip ties too, if a singular zip tie is around your wrists in the same position. one of the very, VERY few actually legitimate hacks this channel has ever offered.
It's so strange that it is the only one that works, but it still looks like it was edited to make it look like it works, which makes it looks like it doesn't work.
You probably have to swing your arms multiple times instead of one
Then SMASH back on your kidnappers
@@colleenwilliams1689 Ikr? I knew from previous videos that it worked, and yet the way troom troom edited made me question if it was actually fake lol
@Hat Lock Productions as far as I've seen, it takes more effort, but you can do the same trick with multiple ties. You can also bend one leg up and slam it against your knee
The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head
"Has your head been cut off? Oh no.
Well don't worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you'll be buying your kidnappers iPhone's in no time!"
Wow way to roast Danny’s pumpkin head
I read this before watching the video and idk how concerned I should be
"Gotcha, girly! _Arrivederci, losers!_ *CRUSH HIM* "
kidnapping someone is like A LOT more serious of a crime than stealing a tv. Why tf didn’t they just steal a tv
EXACTLY
Don't worry about it
@@jamie6506😅
I would like but it's at 269
Its not about the destination but the friend they made that got them a TV along the way
as a young woman, having a man pop up in my backseat is actually terrifying but it’s ok cause i don’t wear scarves
No bc it's actually one of my biggest fears
@@SnowwyApel *Okay and?*
I don’t know if you have to be a young woman to find that terrifying…
But if you don't wear a scarf how are you supposed to escape when they start choking you with your scarf!?
@@ashikjaman1940 thank you for pointing this out it was deeply troubling me
oh boy i hope someone gets kidnapped in this one!!! i say this on every single one of danny's videos
Wtf nick
Agreed
I agree I feel like this is the video
@@_Shae__ don't be rude to nick >:[
nick you should use your manifesting abilities for good !!
The look of fear on Danny's face when the scarf didn't break away immediately is hysterical
I felt so bad for laughing, nick was scared too LMAO
frr
Arrivederci is an italian word and it means "see you again/see you later" so he's basically just saying: see you later, hope you kidnap me again soon!
"Kidnap me another day, losers1"
It's more "until we meet again
@@aid3nxr_editz idk why but i read that in the voice of that one guy from he-man (the purple guy with a skeleton face)
@@BatB0nesskeletor
Yeah him!@@jex638
Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper goes "gotcha girlie?" In the most 2000's Barbie ad voice you've ever heard
"Hey girlie"
nick: “i felt like i was choking you tho, for a while there..”
danny: “yeah, you WERE”
I’m so glad you brought this up!
fancy seeing you here EEF
Looked like Danny was enjoying it
unnus annus
@@masonthejar8890 😳😳
I love how nick was like “I felt like I was choking you” and Danny with a very serious was was just like “you were “ while the camera turned away lmao
The camera ran away because they were next
The look on Danny's face as he went from dramatically going "ah ahh" to "oh crap its actually not breaking" but still laughing as he's getting strangled and nick just pointing out that he's choking Danny's while still going full force with it. Comedy gold lol
@Holl ywood you have no videos, you have two featured videos that are not made by you. Go away bot
camera was sick of third wheeling
@@acookie7548 exactly
In case you were wondering why the matches weren't lighting when you strike them against a wall, it's because safety matches on light on the box (red/brown tips), but they used non safety ones (green/white)!
I had no clue there are different match types
@@completlynormalhypernova666 neither did I, until my late grandfather gave me a box of matches and stamps before his passing (cancer, unfortunately) as a way to remember him. That's how I learnt the difference.
@@teen_elf My deepest condolences for your loss, cancer can go f*** itself.
@@CEO_of_Stutters thank you, it means a lot. Cancer's a bitch
I always called the green ones strike anywhere matches. Not sure where I heard that or if it's normal
Honestly as someone who was kidnapped (yes it was a very traumatic experience) this made me laugh so hard, it’s just ridiculous. Btw I unfortunately wasn’t able to utilize any of these amazing life hacks when I was actually kidnapped, as I was 9 at the time and was scared out of my mind. But seriously this video was so fucking hilarious and it really improved my mood so thx Danny (and Nick)
Aww that’s horrifying… I hope you escape soon
@@louisBrother1988 I did… it happened when I was nine,
@@helixisverygay7831 Oh okay, that's good to hear. Did you remember to give the kidnappers a TV after you escaped?
@@louisBrother1988it's the proper thing to do
@@louisBrother1988dude. That’s not funny.
The panic in Danny’s eyes as his scarf fails to save him and then the slow recline has me sobbing
🤣🤣🤣 me too!! My car's seat adjusting is all automatic. I would have to ask the bad guy to sit still so my seat can finish adjusting. I dont have a quick handle lift🤣🤣😭💀
And Nick just moving away like “uh dude I’m sitting here”
The kidnappers have visible tattoos showing. They are such professionals.
That's how you can tell they're the bad guys!
Whenever I kidnap someone I always show my tattoos but I've always been caught and charged so annoying.
Broadex fr such a problem
@@broadex9080 im callin the police
They are temporary quarter machine tattoos.. the ultimate camouflage.
Ey now that I'm thinking, putting on fake tattoos, purposely letting them show, then washing them off is kinda genius.
“Great job Martin, that’s a Felony!”
25:30 I like how Drew closes the car door. It’s important even when being kidnapped that you follow proper car exiting safety
"what's a square knot?" "the kind of knot you'd tie you fuckin square" is so good and he gets him twice.
21:47 “I’m scared “ -Danny winking in a jaunty way that makes my heart flutter.😻
@@icu3869 he married
@@boba4240 And?
@@CL.123 thats creepy
@@hammartyme4859 I'm pretty sure they said that as a joke.
Fun fact:
If your kidnapper lets you see their face, they're not planning on letting you live
Thanks, I will remember this the next time I am murdered.
I remember chatting to a war correspondent before they went to Afghanistan. He received some real advice about being kidnapped; “it’s better to die on the streets”.
This reminds us of stranger danger advice we were given as a kid.
If someone is threatening you to go with them somewhere, don't. The second location is probably worse than just dying then and there.
Of all the stranger danger psa/advice/warnings, this was one of the darkest. Like, cause a scene, make it difficult, stay in public, etc is pretty standard. And then there's this.
Can’t believe danny would rent out a garage for this when his basement literally looks like a kidnapper’s dungeon
i really thought they were in his basement at first haha
@@red.gem_ same lol. Like has he seen his basement? All those nutcracker guys haunt me
@@moonycanwatch im having flashbacks from those cursed commercials
His house is like the school from lemonade mouth. Seems normal at first but there is a whole civilization in the basement.
Drew is in the basement. That is why Danny doesn't use his basement for this.
Nick: "I feel like I was choking you for a while there"
Danny: "Yeah, you were"
fave part
Mine was both the gun=criminal parts and also the whole duct tape ripping thing
@@angrymandanthecommenter the parents wearing ski masks holding the kidnappers as babies also wearing ski masks. As if kidnapper is like a race of person.
my fave part is when he winks (21:48)
this video's gonna be a hard rewatch after learning about what nick's done, yeesh.
what did he do
@@SquidGorl a lot of really immature and harmful stuff, there's a video about it
fr..
I was scrolling down as well to see if anyone else was commenting. yikes
What what, tell me. Wdym immature stuff?
The chemistry between Nick and Danny during the scarf scene 💕
yea u can see all their electrons and protons its frankly kinda gross
the “tense up while being tied up” is actually a real thing, in case anyone was wondering. it doesn’t work quite as well as in the troom troom video but it gives you a little more space to work with.
edit: since people actually saw this i want to mention the duct tape thing is real, too. obviously it won’t work that easy though. you’re supposed to raise your arms over your head and bring them down sharply and quickly, while also pulling your elbows apart. it’ll probably take a couple tries but it is genuinely good advice.
Isn’t that how Houdini would escape his bindings? He’d hold his breath and tense himself up as much as possible while being chained or tied up?
it rhymes so it’s obviously true
@@guy2870 It's a lame rhyme tho.
@@guy2870 i mean “up” and “up”
@@guy2870 there is the alliteration though
This is going from “terrible things no one needs” to “literally advice that can get you killed”
Or kill other people (neck snap)
@@cipollalord8066 if you are being kidnapped, that's probably not a bad thing.
If it's one of those "goofy" fake kidnappings that some idiots do.....it's tragic but also kind of beneficial to society as a whole.
tbh i havent even watched it and im excited
If you being such a hassle with your kidnappers like the girl is in this video, they'll probably just kill you, unless they need you in specific
@@DriscolDevil hoping you're a troll when you say it's not a bad thing to be kidnapped
it's so funny how nick just uses common sense and danny has to explain it each time
so sad Nick changed after this I miss the old kinder nick nd now he’s mocking ppls dead friends
What happened to him?/what did he do?
@@lolbruh2921 from what has been put out there he spread misinformation abt his friends apparent sa story nd targeted the ppl his friend was slandering. He mocked the 2 lead dudes’ dead bsf who offed himself and has been avoiding and ignoring all criticisms. he’s also gotten way crueler with his content nd ppl r upset at him for other things. but id lookup turkey toms video breaking the situation down as a whole nd listing everything nicks done wrong in it although ill admit he comes from a bit of bias nd can be harsh
Wait what
@@DoodleZoo check my response comment !!
Nick panicking that he’s actually choking Danny while he’s literally choking Danny killed me
that was wholesome lmao almost killed him in the name of troom troom
@@gleekgalactic wholesome and almost killed him probably shouldn't be put together here 😭
Hahahahhaa
Reminds me of a just for fun film I did with my friends in college where I played the killer. I accidentally missed my mark for the choke scene and I immediately broke character to make sure she was okay and it was on film and everyone cracked up rewatching it later XD
Killed Danny too
I like how he specified that he wouldn’t get his feet out **for free*
For free, just so we know
Wow you found the joke
When are we getting the Danny Gonzalez Gold channel...? 😘
Yo danny, when’s the onlyfans coming out 👀
OnlyDans
The zip tie/ductape one is actually very dangerous, going and slamming your wrist can actually shatter your wrists AND not break it anyway, I got this information from Tom Coyne an anti-kiddnapping trainer (a person who teaches people how to get out of situations if they are kidnapped)
HUH...i use the ductape one but with zipties all the time to impress my lil brother lol
@@justasimplearsonistwith zipties there's also the risk of cutting your wrists
As a former kidnapped person, can confirm this was accurate and exactly how I escaped
did u give them a tv 🥺
Kinda disappointed that Danny didn't say "Arrivederci, losers" instead of "bye" at the end
but he was falling tho
The wrong pronunciation of arrivederci really hurts
@@lauratroy13 I feel you dude
Is this a jojo reference 👀
@@RJ-eo4uh bruno best mom
The narrator's voice is in my worst nightmares, just narrating everything with their high pitched voice
The blue eyed girl is going to kill her victim! Oh no! You forgot to wear pants to school!
“gOtChA gIrly!!”
I had a whole nightmare where everything was narrated by her. And I have auditory memory so it was... An experience.
*First! Get the hot glue gun*
@Doofy there there here is a gold start now go stand in the corner with some toys
LMAO he activated my Alexa when he asked Alexa what the word meant 😭😭 23:38
For anyone confused about the naming of the tape used in the video. Scotch is a brand and duct is the name of tape that 3M manufacture. I think an interesting - stretching the definition of interesting - quirk here is that in different countries, PSA tape or pressure-sensitive tape tends to be referred to by a generic brand name; another example of this would be band-aids. In the UK, all PSA tape, including Scotch PSA tape, is typically called Sellotape due to the same quirk.
However, and this part is interesting, the word Scotch was used as a pejorative term used to describe someone as ungenerous or stingy and the naming of the tape anecdotally came from a dissatisfied product tester demanding that their Scotch bosses use more adhesive. As a noun Scotch (of or from Scotland) is considered an offensive term, however there are still many examples of it being used, such as scotch whisky, and broth.
and scotch eggs, I haven't had one in eons but they're delicious
I don’t think most people make the “scotch=pejorative” association, but I also don’t think it’s a “productive” term, in that people just say “Scottish” when they want to say that something that isn’t one of those aforementioned fixed terms is from Scotland.
just gonna put this out there, if you actually get kidnapped, focus on staying alive and calm, not breaking out of whatever restraints you might have on. you won’t be able to magically get away just because you aren’t restrained anymore, and, unless you have a very clear opportunity (like being left alone in a room full of weapons) escape should be lower on your list of priorities than finding a way to contact the police.
omg I’m bein black parade Gerard for Halloween cuz I recently buzzed & bleached my hair
@@othrworldly69 I'm not sure how that adds to the conversation Lexi but good for you
@@eoincampbell1584 wasn’t talkin to u I was talkin to the mcr fan that posted the comment
@@eoincampbell1584 idk if it’s ever happened to u but whenever I see a CZcams comment with a profile pic of something I am also a fan of, it’s fun to connect about the thing both of us enjoy
@@othrworldly69 oh ok that makes sense
"Arrivederci, losers" is unironically such a fucking funny line
Similar energy to the Terminator's "Hasta la Vista, baby"
Bruno :)
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo so close to scratching my balls
@@kattozilla2277 no ( ._.)
I love how excited Danny gets over the duct tape. It reminds me of that one time when I was 7 my sister tied me up with the tape in our garage and left me there to figure out how to escape because I ate her cookies!! Danny bringing back good memories
JESUS CHRIST
SHE DID THAT OVER COOKIES???
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom Yeah! I was crazy so she had to be crazier. Good times!!
missed opportunity to call kidnappers sons of a gun 🙏😔
the narrator sound like she’s trying to talk like Snow White
and it failed misserably
Sounds like cat from Sam and cat
she sounds like mickey mouse to me adqwqg
And as if she inhaled helium and got high off of it🤷🏽♀️
There’s our victim🎊
Gotcha girlie! 🥳
I can just imagine a person saying to a judge "I'm not the criminal, that gun is! It told me to pull the trigger and his friends the bullets flew out of him at insane speeds."
Ballsack
Is this not the plot of men at arms
Troom Troom’s newest video: “how to get away with homicide”
Bruh
the gun: "don't blame me, the bullets were the ones who killed them."
I Loved How Nick Was Pointing Out All of The Most Obvious,Easiest Ways to do Literally Everything
24:43 LMAAO DANNYS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES ITS ACTUALLY CHOKING HIM OUT
Can’t wait to take Troom Troom’s renowned self-defense classes.
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So proud of Nick, he used to just be Kurts Connor's editor and look at him now! He upgraded all the way to being Danny's kidnapper
lmao
should’ve gone in the title 1mil views could’ve helped his channel
He espaced Kurts basement with those life hacks
Charcter development
@@kaeyasimp7330 I am so proud rn
21:07 UGH HIS LITTLE WINK I LOVE IT
"Gotcha girly"
Got me rolling on the ground💀
Snapping necks DOES, in fact, tend to kill people, Daniel.
i think it can paralyze people too
@@anissueofskill how can breaking a *neck* paralyze someone’s whole body
It's a lot harder than it seems, though. You have to apply a lot of force. More likely you're just gonna annoy them. Maybe paralyze them, if you're lucky.
@@tylerroblox7695 it's connected to your spine.
@@tylerroblox7695 yeah like how can hitting your funny bone hurt your whole arm I guess the people who experience it must be wrong
Danny and Nick: *trying out weird life hacks while being filmed*
Guy: hey that's the best way to be though
fax
based
A reasonable reaction
7:58, an actual useful version of this "tip" would've been to inform about the latch on the insides of modern trunks. The trunks on modern vehicles have a handle to the latch to get out of the trunk if someone closes it on you. Use that if you can
TroomTroom- ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED????
Danny - ...yeah:(
Remind me to not kidnap Danny!! Seriously. That would be illegal and weird
I am the first reply
@@euy8593Etjgb_ yes you are Chad. Yes you are
REMINDER DONT KIDNAP DANNY
ayo??? why u need that reminder??? 🤨🤨🤨
He might reward you for putting in effort to kidnap him and give you a tesla?👀
when danny went from the dramatic “ahh, ahhhh” to “oh crap, he’s actually choking me” but continuing on laughing with nick as he was getting strangled and nick just pointing out he feels like he’s actually choking him while still going full force with it made me burst out laughing. he choked him OUT 😭
Feel like I've been in similar situations screwing around with friends xD
i didn't get exactly what u said until it happened in the video and now i'm literally crying
Lmaoo 😂
the fact that he was just fully cracking up while actually choking made it so much funnier 😂😭
I love how in all of his videos when he changes scenes he has a completely different microphone to use. His house is full of microphones of all types. Like there's no one type he likes the most. Subtle, but hysterical.
“gimme your get get get in the car” bars.
also nick being the most awkward kidnapper is so me. i could never be a felon.
Danny saying, “that’s actually really funny” with a look of pain and disappointment on his face…he’s going through it with Troom Troom 😔
Lmao, if your ever get tied up, just stand up.
5:59
yes
If you get kidnapped
Run away
Tbh I laughed
As someone taking a self defense class, do NOT try to break their neck. It's better to elbow, back kick, or stomp their feet
and its better to not be charged for murder when you escape!
What should you do if they are choking you from behind in a car? When you can’t kick, stomp ect.
@@David1Beast2 you push the car seat backwards to crush him. It’s like you weren’t even paying attention.
go for the eyes and the groin too if you get the chance!
@@David1Beast2 you wear a velcro scarf in such situations but jokes aside the poster is right
5:09 -- 5:36 he had too much fun with this istg 😭😭
The ultimate saw trap “you’ve been kidnapped besides you is a groom groom video
Nick: (Notices the scarf) What’s that?
Danny: This is a…I always wear this.
Mikasa vibes
what is this like and reply ratio
@@flooffys no one had anything iconic to say lol
Throwback xd
@@bhavyamohesswa4027 I know this is about AOT mikasa but I'm thinking about IJN mikasa
The eyeholes being cut perfectly to COVER his eyes has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmfaooo
@vbddfy euuyt wise words
I literally cried from laughing so hard at that part
"GIMME YOUR- GET-GET-GET IN THE CAR!"
danny, 2021
When I was small, my best friend and I invented this life hack. When you sleep at night, you should always lay down in your bed the wrong way around (feet to head side). This way someone who wants to cut off your head will only cut off your feet xD
Lmaoo Genius
Nick is giving off major “my big brother forced me to play along with his stupid game” energy.
😹honestly!
Especially at 17:33
"now i crush his bones" with the very slow electronic reclining was probably the funniest thing I've seen all week
XD
I couldn't agree more!
You can't crush his bones, they're too squishy
A truly slow and painful death.
the funniest part was when Nick moved to the side
The duck tape, sorry I mean scotch tape, one is an actual trick you can do. The reason why it didn’t work at first is because Troom Troom worded it oddly
I watched this with my dad this morning (it was around maybe 1 am) and like maybe 5-15 minutes ago I was called because my grandma and dad wanted to know what I wanted for dinner after that was established I said "Welp, I'm not needed anymore, adios amigos" and my dad said "arriva durchie losers" and I just burst out laughing, and I declared to myself that I hate my laugh. 👍😬😁
The narrator's vocal cords are a living example of 'tHiS vOiCe'
Sarcasm
Sarcasm
Sarcasm
it honestly feels like the tiktok tts voice became a real human being
GoTcHa GiRlY
i love how the criminals home decor is like weapons
imagine if you walked into a plumber’s house and their home decor was like toilet bowls and pipes and shit
And you walk into a mechanic’s home and the mechanic has car parts on the wall
and a teacher has kids hanging on their walls
@@miminaomi9844 Doctors have the corpses of the patients they failed
literal shit on the walls
I guess chefs have all sorts of knives and pots and pans on their walls as well
Nick being in this aged like milk
why?
why???
“ are you getting strangled? “ “ yeah.. “ got me on the floor💀
kinda rude that Danny didn't get nick a tv for kidnapping him. Its like he didn't even appreciate getting kidnapped :/
Or at the very least a Playstation. Either way, pretty rude kidnapping etiquette on Danny's part.
@@niftyfish I think the PS is more expensive than a basic b TV
Danny needs to learn manners 😒
dude fr kinda makes my respect for him go down a lot 🙁
@Holl ywood 768 views with bots dang 😔
The way they said "ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED?"
Sounded so casual like it happens every Tuesday
It happens to me every Tuesday and Wednesday 😔😔
@@GrunesGemuse it happens to me on Thursdays and Friday 😔
Rlly guys? Happens to me every Sunday morning! 🤗🤠
@@Ari.x22 Are you Christian? If so, who are you being strangled by? The pastor, the neighbor lady Deborah (who always interjects during the sermon), or even YHWH Himself?
Also, to everyone else in the comment thread, I’m disappointed that nobody made an erotic-asphyxiation joke. Come on, this is the Internet. Have some lack of decency.
@@enigmaj1494 💀💀💀
Nick just looks like he smells overwhelmingly of laundry detergent
Lol I don't know why this is so funny to me but he truly does. Not a bad thing I suppose
I just realized in the first one with the matches, her legs were free, the dungeon door was unlocked, she could’ve just stood up and walked out lol
Nick constantly trying to make Danny laugh while he’s trying to hold his breath
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo bruh
The car “hack” could work too. We used to have a car that opened to the trunk like that, but the mechanism to open it was on the outside, so you’d have to break it open and make a ton of noise in the process. However, a dependable fact to know is that all cars made in America after 2002 have a glow-in-the-dark handle in an easy to find location that releases the trunk from the inside. People sometimes get shoved into their own trunks, so locating where yours is at is a good idea. Also, if you have a car from 2001 back, s as mechanic can install one for around $50. It’s worth it; it could literally save your life!
$50? I think I'll just die.
ooo I didn’t know you could get them installed, that’s really cool to hear!
Or if there is a jack in the trunk you can use that.
Yeah most cars have a metal jack and some tools like a socket wrench for changing tyres so you can use those for prying or smashing
And if there's none of that, try to kick through the brake lights - most cars have them built into the trunk and they're much weaker than the rest of the car around you and will hopefully help you to open the lid
Or if your hands are completely free for some reason, some older cars you can find, reach and manipulate the actual lock clasp from inside the trunk
And if all that fails? Just wait until they open the trunk again and go all Jackie Chan on those suckers, then walk out as the car explodes behind you
@@seigeengine ikr like stuff these days are so unreasonably expensive
Why is no one talking about the LIFE SIZED NAKED BARBIE IN THE THE BACKGROUND?!💀 9:09
Heard someone say Troom Troom is just fetish content and I haven't been the same since. They're too correct
I didn't think it was possible for them to find a more annoying narrator.
So close to 500 subs
it makes me want to cry
@Lswat Ent Nothing can stop the rise of Super teleportdinero
It’s like the voice over for tictoks
You underestimate troom troom
I expect it to get worse around February 2023
I love Nick not being clued into anything until the very moment he needs to perform.
AJR profile picture.
@@AudreyLunaGarner Oh! Someone finally recognized it. 👍
@@Gallant_Silver Yeah. I love their music and haven’t seen anybody aside from you with AJR related profile pictures.
@@AudreyLunaGarner They're one of my favorite bands. I've got tickets to go see them again in May. I can't wait!
@@Gallant_Silver this Interaction is so cute 😭
“I’m going to be testing Troom-troom’s kidnapping hacks”
*puts on ski mask*
“Are you tied up with scotch tape? Perfect!” gets me every damn time 🤣
The creepiest part of this video wasn't any of the kidnapping, or Troom Troom's awful narrator. It was the fact that there was just a random Alexa in that warehouse. That's some dystopian cyberpunk shit.
There is ALWAYS an Alexa
Lmao
'also how the f was it on the wall-
@@SidonSerenade duck tape I mean scotch tape
@@TheJeffers-pd2uk sorry im a bit slow-
the two tufts of hair that stick out of the "mask" when nick is not wearing it, is hilarious, I also love the fact he just put the glasses on over the mask instead of just taking them off
fr lmao
He can't see without them wym "take them off" lmao
Bruh he blind
He needs to see don't he?! 😂
he’d see everything blurry but better than the mask lmao
"You wizard, How did you do that?" is a joke that gets stuck in my head a lot, his delivery of that line is so hilarious xD
9:45 - it can kill or paralyze at least, but it's nowhere near as easy as tv implies so it's not applicable anyway. I don't think there is anyone on Earth that is strong enough to break someone's neck in that position, while being thin enough to have a chokeable neck.
I literally cried tears laughing at the scarf not splitting, and seeing Danny legitimately struggle more than he assumed he would
the seat going down as slow as physically possible got me
@Doofy cringe
I know I actually started choking from laughing so hard 😂
So Fucking funny 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂
24:43 btw if you wanna go back to this part
Its not about escaping your kidnappers, its about the friends we made along the way.
And praying for Stockholm syndrome so that they could send you a freaking PS5 when 95% of people still can't get one.
@@RGC_animation well I guess I’m apart of the 5% lol
It's about escaping the friends we made along the way.
maybe the real kidnappers were the friends we made along the way....
I think those actors might be foot soldiers for a Russian oligarch so you're better off not making friends along the way.
I think I’m ready to say, officially, that this is my favorite video Danny’s made. The way he delivers lines in the first half that aren’t technically jokes are funnier than most of the actual jokes.
“Just get out of the car” at 8:15 is a line that has no right being that funny. Only Danny could make that line funny because it’s such an easy layup to the point that it’s not really even a joke. And I love Nick at 26:10.
I desperately want to know specifically which jokes in his videos are pre-written and which ones are on the fly. I think he said it’s like 70% scripted and 30% ad lib.
I need that 30%! Kinda surprised I haven’t seen any Gregs take a stab at making a compilation video of jokes they think are in that 30%. I think the comments section would be really fun.
Matches will not strike on a surface other than the scratch pad thing on the box(forgot the name). There’s a chemical thing where the reaction isn’t complete with out the strike pad
I'm convinced that it's service for women whose kink is kidnapping and she's tipping them with a large tv
Dude if that's legal, I'm going to start a business doing just that. The only people crazy enough to want to act out a kink like that are rich people, and why kidnap rich people for ransom if you can just pretend to kidnap them for ransom?
True. This is definitely non sw fetish fulfillment
@@jonaw.2153 actually kidnapping is a pretty common kink in the bdsm community!
@@AprilllisaurEgaming Business will be booming.
Omg I just saw a novel about that a few days ago. That's the literal plot. I don't remember the name tho😅
the absolutely chaotic energy of danny renting a garage and bringing a friend over with no explanation, only to reveal they're trying out kidnapping hacks...
Cringe comment
@@user-nj9ll6em8k are you embarrassed that you commented this 20 hours ago, yet the only bit of attention you got was me mocking you?
I'd stay with a friend like that forever
being pulled into wacky nonsensical bullshit because of your friends would be amazing
🤣🤣🤣
@@user-nj9ll6em8k imagine using cringe unironically
25:33 beautiful friendship
When the fake kidnapper said “GOTCHA GIRLIE!” I paused eating my enchiladas and burst out laugh for absolutely no fucking reason
Just in case anyone's wondering: Snapping someone's neck (at least the way it's shown in movies and in this video) is total fiction. The human neck isn't a twig, it requires a great deal of force to break, the kind of force most people won't be able to generate, especially in one swift, smooth motion. If it really was that easy, we'd be seeing a lot more broken necks from people getting punched in boxing.
What makes this even funnier for me though, is that the actress in the video is shown as doing it while the kidnapper is attacking her from behind and she's clearly struggling to so much as get a solid grip on him. So what, is she breaking his neck using only the power of her wrists? That's one crazy strong kidnappee right there!
Yeah, and like... her mouth was literally *on* his arm. If she wanted him to be in so much pain that he let go, she could've just bit him.
Its possible the kidnapper was overwhelmed with guilt and snapped his own neck by sheer force of will.
I've seen cctv footage of teenagers fooling around, an elder kid accidentally snapped the neck of the younger ones 😥 I'm always terrified of touching someone's head with both my hands now
Even if it doesn't kill them it will still hurt a lot. Sometimes i hurt my neck just by turning my head too fast
@@dizzy_daag That's honest to God surprising to me, but I'd probably credit that more to the fact that they're children than anything? You should definitely be careful with how you handle children, but an adult is going to have much more solid muscles supporting their neck.
Plot twist: the camera person is actually a kidnappee, and danny is taunting them by showing them all the ways they could escape, but can't because danny knows about them
That's horrifying
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!
@@firstnamelastname9524 I specialise in short horrors ^^
So close to 500 subs
@@Rainbow0015 because if Danny goes to jail we won't get any more videos
She wasnt even tied up. Its like taking off your seatbelt on a car while its still buckled.
HELP THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WHENEVER THOSE GUYS ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE LIGHTING FIRE WORKS 💀