Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 3
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Troom Troom is an endless supply of laughs, goofs, and most importantly: laughs. Today I’m trying some more of their awful crafts: a spy umbrella, a bunny hole puncher, a sparkly tongue and a screaming bag for gamers. What’s not to love!? All of it.
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Danny...they...sell memory foam at craft stores...like small packs, by the yard so you can get just a quarter yard...go to a craft store...
He doesn't know what it is
The whole time I was just wondering why he didn't go to a craft store
kenyahp who’s Lura
Cherish Lucero wut?
Cherish Lucero his wife lmao
Danny's growing frustration, confusion, and terror was a beautiful thing to watch.
Every day is a good day to be Greg, but today was especially wonderful.
Yes, yes it was
Indeed 😂
**table falls**
"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"
Oh, you sweet innocent man.
It sure was IceDragon... It sure was...
Fun fact. Predatory animals have forward facing eyes. Danny's bunny has forward facing eyes. This means that Danny's bunny is in fact a predator.
Everyone knows this and this meme died before COVID was a thing
I knew it!!!! It's Bunicula in the flesh... or fur... 👀🐇
@@GoldenSailorKitty let people have fun idiot
@@smiller6986true
@@GoldenSailorKitty is this really a meme?
it seems more like just a fact.
"is this some weird porn in disguise?"
yes, it is. this is a fetish called a crush fetish, where one gets aroused by seeing objects being crushed, or sometimes being crushed themselves. but yeah, the whole way that portion of the video is shot and the outfits they're wearing is definitely fetish territory.
My thing is.. why do you know this?
That is almost definitely what it is, but I feel like the real question is, why is troom troom posting semi-obvious fetish content openly on a public youtube channel? 😰
I mean, I guess it's for the views, but it still seems really weird and kinda gross
@@Rainbow35a same thing goes for those bizarre food tiktoks, i guess there's kind of a voyeurism aspect to it, where it's out in the open public and disguised so easily.
@@Rainbow35a there is much worse public content on this platform
Why the fuck do you know this
🤨
No one cared who I was until I put on the sparkley tongue
Now you are class president.
*oh*
Logan paul: No one... i was a nobody until.... until I!
PUT ON THE SPARKLY TONGUE!!!
L.P fans: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screeches of happy*
Melons Are Life this is probably the best comment ever, now you’re my favorite person
Same.
are we not gonna talk about how they described the scream as "like an ultrasound"...
ginanacc
I know my stomach glowed and I saw my baby!!!
(I’m not actually pregnant btw 😂)
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SHE SAID THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST IGNORED IT
whats so funny i thought everyone knew ultrasounds screamed like banshees
The ‘boyfriend’ looks like he’s been stabbed
Ultrasound just means sounds higher than humans can hear, as in ultrasonic. It’s a word on its own, it doesn’t just mean images from ultrasound.
Danny buying those beads and NOT putting them in the water to test them will forever make me laugh, but in a sad way
Yeah sometimes I watch hear him say something and I'm like your confidently incorrect
@Gavs_Playlist9755 Honestly though, I be the same way about things, like Math, lmao
@@ralkimestroest1965 I mean he thought a dehumidifier was an ac and he didn't know a squishy as a toy was a thing he only thought it was a adjective, and he made fun of troom troom for using it in a title of one of their videos
I really hope danny kept the bunny hole puncher and still uses it to this day
i feel like it just broke immediately lmao
that or he burned the demon, which is reasonable
Same here from 11 months later
me too from 11 months and 2 DAYS@@Moonlighthartzz
@@lindalayman9589 Me too from 11 months and 2 weeks
Yeah sure, I’ll sign it. Lemme just… EAUAEUAEUGH
that crushing/squishing video is DEFINITELY a fetish thing
yeah, its mine
@@tuckersmith7991 Classic T Smitty
cake farts was better
crushing is actually a fetish
Ur a homestuck
Why they call the girls “blondie” and “redhead” but they don’t call the dudes brown head or whatever
BBB the people at school all call me brown head even though my hair is black 🤔🤔
those are their names
@@gavinwilcox5027 my hair is brown and they called me black hair
Brownie
Lmfao
12:40 do you ever forget that Danny is a full grown man who is married and he is not a crazy teenager??
MARRIED?!?!?!?
@@noamshaykiss yea??? His wife is pregnant-
@@-buggiez- I legit did not know that
@@-buggiez- she gave birth like a month ago I think
@@liliths_glasses4565 😨😨 IM GONNA GO DO MY RESEARCH BRB
“well that looks like…..a teeth.” danny your humor is unmatched
God. I wish Laura had come home when you had that glitter tongue on
omg yes
Or when he finished the bunny
No
Hex yes.
Who laura?
19:47
I wish this was the moment Laura had walked in.
This comment is underrated 😂
Yes
Hahahahhahajahahahahahhahahalmao
YES I THOUGHT THIS TOO
LOL
Laura: unwinding from a long day at work, maybe prepping dinner, or sitting on the couch sipping a glass of wine
Faint screaming from upstairs: 19:11
Tip for any aspiring craftsters out there- (12:15) part the fur before you cut fur fabric. Or better yet, use a craft knife on the other side
shave down the fur first if you can!!
Why did hearing danny say “OH FUCKIN” make me laugh so hard
8:06
Julia Julia I have no clue but same lmao
Same brudda
Same
That umbrella was hurt.
Julia Julia yo forreall I was crying
"Every spy needs it"
*Random CIA agent in Moscow with a sparkly flowery umbrella walking slowly past the kremlin*
Up!!!
LOL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I M M A R R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L
@@amalkaraly -what ever helps you sleep at night--
mOooOoOD
6:33 The glare coming off the sheet makes it look like someone taped a picture of your eyes and forehead to an umbrella with stars… yeah I think I’d notice that if I’m facing towards you
5:45 the genuine urgency in Danny's voice cracks me up. He's already so done with this video and totally not superstitious at all
*”Luckily, this paper bag will block out the sound of her screams!”*
oof
Oh good! Now i can hold her hostage🗣👤
So does a chloroform soaked rag
So does a knife
UWU
19:48 would've been a much better time for Laura to come home
Yeah
omg I wish
Joshua Fearon I laughed way too hard
heEEEHHHHH
or 22:00
I feel a spiritual connection with how dead inside and depressed that bunny looks
😂😂😂 true
Can you imagine if Laura showed up at 19:47? It would’ve been amazing.
Danny: I fear no man.
Danny: But that thing.....
Hot glue gun: ._.
Danny: It scares me
I would have liked dis but it has exactly 69 likes and i just cant mess that up
Reid Ross-Williams LoL. Too late now...
Reid Ross-Williams I’m actually pretty sad I missed that moment. Must have been beautiful.
Can people stop having a go at my comment I didn’t know this one existed before it got lifted on the comment section. This person didnt even set out the meme correct
Cool Dolphin Yep so now I’m realizing I messed it up. Welp thx. Sry if people are coming at you if you did something similar
The bag obviously didn't work because you wrote "Scream In Here" with marker. The video said to print out the words! Smh my head
smh means shaking my head so why did you add my head again after smh? it just means shaking my head my head 😂
smh my head xDD
shaking my smh
Lmao innocentparent on insta right?
Ssmh my headdďdddddddddďddddddddddddddddddddd
Dude
Legend says that even 4 years later, Danny is still finding fur in his office to this day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd be about 9000% worried if you gave me that bunny.
hai
the name's Bond...
_Greg_ Bond
*whips out spy umbrella*
Aimiko lol
i rarely like comments, but i had to like yours! HILAROUS!
@@charlielittle1588 Same lol
Hey brother oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
I laughed so fricking hard
Kid at target: "Mom, there's no more memory foam pillows, what are we gonna do about my neck problem now?"
Kid's Mom: "Honey I'm sure whoever bought the last one really needed it."
Danny: *Memory foam slicing noises*
•Amethyst • ha yee
The mom is right
Troom troom: Just make one out of hot glue
Tide Pod Pad Thai hot glue the hot glue to the hot glue gun
Pain
I thought Danny was gonna say “ I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” 😭😭😂
The gun shoes would actually work really well, as long as you're at a cosplay convention and going as Bayonetta. Niche use case, but it works.
"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise" i hate to tell you this but yes
I didn’t want to break 69 likes
@@ookygang6255 why does everyone like to make the like count on a comment 69
TT Gamin' Hack It’s a dirty joke
Valentine Aspen 😂
i-
I love how the troom troom script translation always names people based off their hair color
“Redhead...”
“Blondie...”
Mrs. Gonzalez
Brunette..
eye colour too.
tHe BLuE-eYED giRL
Brownie
@@jovanaspasojevic5049 iTs nOT a pRobLeM aNymORe
Danny is so ironically funny without even trying
You: “It’s a bunny hole puncher! I made it myself!”
Danny: “Like thanks dawg your expelled”
petition to make the bunny a part of Greg merch
Jinali K. Wait, I want this though
Count me the fuck ind
Do it
i want this-
ALL IN FAVOR say i
genuinely cried laughing watching this thanks danny
“her scream was like an ultrasound”
What kind of ultrasoud has she been to/had?
Yea bro it was like photosynthesis orange drip
seb 1000 likes
Sulaiman Sahak woah dude
well redhead, i too, scream similarly to a capture of a fetus.
I would be 200% sure I would be terrified for my safety as hell if my student gave me that gorgeous little bunny holepuncher😅
My comfort show is now 'Danny's Fantastic Mess'. That's all, thank you and goodnight.
“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?” Listen I hate to break this to you but yes. Yes it actually is.
yay it's kid friendly crush porn.....yuk
I like your profile pic is that the one alien teacher dude from assassination classroom
@@raveno_o3542 It's KOROSENSEI
*Its all fun in games till they use a stick to sit on*
*Right side up*
is it actually?
The sitting thing is definitely a fetish.
Bruh
Yuh
i've heard that "crushing" is apparently a fetish genre where women in high heels just... crush things under their heels. i thought it was a weird harmless kink at first but apparently sometimes they do it with animals?? i've never seen these videos and frankly i don't want to but it sounds disgusting
@@leoa.5084 un whut? That sounds horrible.
@@leoa.5084 I've heard of baby monkey torture fetishes. Fetishes make people do messed up stuff man.
as a gamer, i can confirm we scream at the top of our lungs when we lose a single game.
I was losing my shit when he was squishing the rabbit hole puncher 😭😭
That sitting on things/crushing things video is DEFINITELY some weird porn in disguise.
Stephanie Poole there’s literally a fetish behind crushing things with... body parts including butts so probably
Tons of kids videos involve butts for some reason
It *is* a fetish. There was a couple that got arrested for crushing live animals like kittens and puppies.
Wtf are these replies---
IT STRAIGHT UP IS A FETISH!!!! There's even a Bobs Burgers episode dedicated to a sub-genre of it (balloon popping) THIS IS NOT A DRILL
‘I’m worried about getting a sunburn’
**uses clear umbrella**
Exactly what I thought!
*uses black umbrella*
@@mellerina5615 that’s literally the joke-
Your a hater but your a space nerd like me so im sorry
fun fact! : Dermatologists actually did a study on this and found that umbrellas block more than three quarters of all UV rays from natural sunlight, black umbrellas function the best but a clear umbrella is more helpful than nothing at all. It may take a little longer for your skin to burn or turn a little red, but it should provide you with some protection if your missing your sunscreen. Sunscreen is still best tho!
I honestly think hot glue just has something out for him, because as a fursuit maker I barely get burned, I just think it’s a Danny thing tbh
Also tip with the fur, don’t just cut it like how you would cut most things, you have to cut the backing of the fur to prevent the fabric from shedding
@@char531 Do you have any other tips for a beginner fursuit maker? I want to try to make a fursuit (or at least a head)
22:01 it was actually louder with the bag😂
Danny: I'm not superstitious
Umbrella: I'm about to end this whole mans career
**man's whole carrer
big_boi_ birds 400 like! I love ur name uwu♥️♥️♥️
@Gamfluent, how so?
who cares
@LaughingLlama 2006 i agree now
i love his reaction to his wife walking in
*raises hands, staring at the cursed rabbit head*
“i can explain”
Yeah I laughed my lungs out at that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im about to watch the video and I scrolled down and found your comment and liked immediatley because I know this video will be good
WHAAAAAT?! HE'S MARRIED?!
He looks like 17 living with parents
thats his sister laura hes not married
“Honey, I’m pregnant..........I can explain”
Sorry, I just had too because the “I can explain” thing in this comment I’m replying to XD
My new favorite thing to do is get super stoned and watch Danny videos.
So its been a few years and I just realised the sitting and squishing things video is fetish content
Danny- ok so how about- table falls-FuCKiN
CZcams- You’re on thin ice buddy.
Edit: Gee thanks for the likes lol
PurpleLampShade - PLS- k
You’re on 2 unstable bins, buddy**
skating on thin ice*
"thx for the likes"
Danny: *Exist*
Hot Glue: *Im gonna end this Man's whole Career*
gonns
@@capylost ...heheheheh
SCP-049 Plague Doctor XD underated comment
*I’m about to end this man's whole career
Is this people from groom groom cool??
As a gamer i can confirm we screem so loud it could kill someone 👍
"That umbrella was cursed" idk why I laughed so hard at that-
Danny: :)
Hot glue: Is hot
Danny: :(
Wtf
And it is just always that way😂
fortnite
"And the scream is more like an *ultrasound* "
*umm...what?*
Because it's used when you are defetus
BariFunny I totally agree
wtf does the even mean
Ultrasounds are sound waves that are in a higher frequency than the ones humans can hear
Ultrasonic. Plebs.
Everyone keeps commenting this as though they don’t realize that ultrasound images are made with SOUND so maybe it’s a descriptor of sound and not pictures?
look, i’ll be honest. when i was a little kid, i would have absolutely made the hole puncher bunny. i would just emerge from my room after no one seeing me for a few hours with a bunny monstrosity made of found objects and my family would just have to deal with its existence.
The fact that when Laura came home you can immediately see his eyes light up. 🥹🥹
nobody:
Troom Troom: casually sneaks guns into school
Ava Perfect all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Troom troom: *it's high noon!*
Lol
@@dmitrishostakovich8791 Rogerina!!!!
Ava Perfect I’m convinced that they are part of the sector of the Illuminati that trains kids to be in the csi.
Faux fur is the second most impossible crafting element to clean up. The first, obviously, is glitter.
I have a slight suspicion... That
You're a furry
Glitter is the std if the crafting world
@@berenice.jimenez it's the devil's sugar
@@junowaves i mean they could just be crafting lil plushy animals but
Maybe
@@junowaves as a furry
I can confirm that he is
Indeed a furry
11:37 "wow this is a disaster im literally covered in fur" welcome to fursuit making Danny
K I L L M E
12:20
If Red's "hack and slash" is a soulsborne game, her screaming is just the honesty of her heart. Them bosses tough!
I'm not looking that game up
danny sits on apple
apple: *disappears*
danny: fUck. how did that happen
The Mad Pie
Porn is disguise
oH nO
It went up his BUTT
@borkdogey wdym "no"
I read that in Dannys voice
That bunny has forward facing eyes. This can only mean one thing: The Demon Bunny is a predator.
I'm so happy to see that the skyrim horse post has become so well known that there are parodies of it
@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 i've seen so many parodies, I didn't know that one was the original!
@@soop5467 same with the furbys, they literally have front facing eyes
@@ypuuh I don't think anyone thought they were herbavores, they clearly feast off of teeth, bones and mortal souls. ;)
Run away!!!!
‘Not only is it cute`
‘meanwhile bunny eyeball is falling off😂
17:55 I love the little "guoh" he makes
_"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"_
*Where's the disguise?*
Oooooooooooof
20:31 “the scream is more like an ultrasound” something tells me troom troom doesn’t know that “ultrasound” isn’t a noise 🤨🤔
It's the ultimate sound!
sabrinabeeee I think they’re talking about the other definition of ultrasound
Ultrasound is a sound above 20Khz
Ultra sound is how you find out if you are pregnant... but... what do I know.
Technically it is it’s just not a noise humans can hear. It’s a sound above a certain frequency that can travel through muscle and fatty tissue so it’s used to see inside the body
18:59 she looks like she’s being held at gunpoint 😂😭
I love his soft "I can explain" when Laura came home xD
"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"
Me: Yes it is.
Lol, I started to Google "sitting on objects fetish" to see if it has an official name, and it suggested "woman sitting on objects" before I could finish typing
Fug This Shizz 1234 I love your profile picture
Fug This Shizz 1234 pornhub
-speaking from experience- it absolutely fucking is
parkers vlogs and gaming yeet some ppl somehow find that erotic too 😬
Laura's Parents: How's Danny?
Laura: He made a bunny hole puncher, is suffering from hot glue PTSD and believes his umbrella craft is bringing him bad luck. So yes, everything's great!
You know, the usual.
He hasn't screamed into foam paper bags again, so there's progress.
You forgot that he listens to a pencil sharpener 🎶
S R don’t we all
Pansexual_isnt_bisexual and drinks choccy milk from a tie and has a giant foam whip
This is still funny 4 years later
2:24
The gun shoe thing was actually already done years ago by a woman at LAX Airport she was arrested….
*laura comes home*
Danny: *covered in fake fur* ...You’re home early...
😂😂😂
This got an audible chuckle out of me. Congratulations.
Laura: Danny! I never knew you're a furry!
Furry porn
Furry porno
Laura's reaction was the best part
Just imagining coming home to that without any context had me rolling
and then hearing him randomly scream
Im new can anyone explain who Lauren is please
@@spencerholland9977 Lauren's his wife
There never isn’t any context being married to Danny
Honestly he lucked out, her coming home to him showing off his tongue would be way worse
XD
When he said *WHY THE FUC# DO WE NEED TO PUT A A CLEAR HOLE IN THIS CLEAR UMBRELLA?* it got me laughing so hard
14:52 "on a scale of 1-10 how worried for your l- own safety would you be?" 😂
This series should be called: Danny Gonzalez and his increasing hate for Hot Glue.
Yes
YES!
Yes...just yes
no its mUlTi PuRpOsE gLuE
XD so true
All her friends are like
" fuck yeah! You did it bitch"
That is so accurate
🤣
So so accurate
Stop typing inappropriate word
@@NotIan0710 oh fuck! Sorry.
@@liz8986 😂still did it anyway
No one needs to know this but I have a bad time falling asleep like 4-5 hours every two nights and watching Danny's videos I pass out in a snap. I thank Danny A LOT. 🤠🤠😎
Same ❤
21:58 Danny: AAAAAAAAA
Danny with the bag: ERRRRRRRR
Therapist: bunny hole puncher isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Danny:
Yeetus The fetus I love your name
O O F
Yeetus The fetus oof
Also Danny:
YEETUS THE FETUS
COMMITED SELF
DELETUS BECAUSE
SHE HAD DIABETUS
YEETUS THE FETUS
GONE
GONE
DELETUS
STRANGE INDEEDUS
Danny: opens umbrella
The umbrella: im about to end this mans whole career
Umbrella: im about to end this *desk’s* whole career
Someone 🤣🤣🤣
R/Reddit
no im about to tarnish this mans reputation
*clears throat*
Umbrella: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Danny: *crying in a corner cowering from the umbrella*
“A loaf of bread that costed 15 dollars and some child could have slept on but *NOT TODAY* ”
Danny Gonzalez 2019
I'm truly living for Danny's toxic relationship with hot glue lmao
I wish you had filmed yourself explaining the bunny head to laura
😂
J2Jgames 😂
"I'm not superstitious" -> "I think this umbrella might be cursed" -> "That umbrella *was* cursed"
Does that count as a character arc?
Yes.
character 👏 development 👏
👀
👄
that's the character arc of a protagonist in a horror movie
@@Deemee-edFRRRR
That glitter tongue “craft” literally killed me😂
19:47 😂😂😂😂
There were a lot of points in this video that made me pause to collect myself but "screaming like an ultrasound" was the worst
The umbrella wasn’t cursed...
It was trying to stop you from making the demonic/cursed bunny.🛏 🐰
then how come I choked right after he said that
@@c_elia it was trying to protect you from watching the rest of the video
@@mai5261 what the fuck
@@c_elia it’s the truth
it tried to warn us
but we didnt listen
now its too late.
imagine Danny sees that bunny like decades after this vid and the bunny was just spying on him with the umbrella
@Oliver Yukica lol
@Oliver Yukica no
Gun SHOES attached.
Ultimate spy
Omg horror movie idea
Fuck yeah, terror
why do you have the blitz logo as your pfp lol
I make fursuits and watching him destroy a pillow instead of getting upholstery foam and absolutely skewer that fur made me feel physical pain
Eww furry
I was about to comment this, getting some upholstery foam would probably be cheaper since he doesn’t have to buy the large rolls
Those large black beads are actually water absorbing polymer beads which is why they need to be put in water to grow
Nobody:
Troom Troom: How to sneak Fried Chestnuts inside guitars for baseball practice
I would like the comment, but it's on 69 likes sooo....
Edit: nvm it's 200 now
Edit 2: nvm might as well like it it's 616...
Edit: holy sheet this blew up. 1.4k...
I liked it
Now it’s 169
Nobody:
Troom troom: HOW TO SNEAK FRIES IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
Let's get to 369, y'all.
Obamium 666 likes.... TROOM TROOM IS THAT YOU??
Can this bunny also be gifted to college professors? Asking for a friend
Lol, probably
i don't recommend
No leave me alone
No, you give glitter tongue to college professors, you know, a subtle message 'stick this on your tongue and shut up'
No it’s a one of a kind 😂😂
5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
it's been 4 years but I can't get over how Danny put the memory foam vertically instead of horizontally and doing that made it more horrifying