I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me

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  • čas přidán 30. 04. 2024
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  • @jeepersinc
    @jeepersinc Před 4 lety +171875

    Nice shirt

  • @emmah.1627
    @emmah.1627 Před 4 lety +5704

    Wait how did I not see these ads like I literally spend half my life on CZcams what the hell

  • @0range407
    @0range407 Před 4 lety +2315

    i got the spanking one at 4am when i was listening to depressing music.. really threw me for a loop

    • @Ella-px1xw
      @Ella-px1xw Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo Před 4 lety +56

      @@lordreorranix817 Depressing music makes you feel understanded an stimulate your empathy or something like that

    • @septimistic
      @septimistic Před 4 lety +16

      @@lordreorranix817 because they exist and people like them???

    • @emilyryan4026
      @emilyryan4026 Před 4 lety +3

      No one needs that

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 4 lety +3

      Hello name friend

  • @silverblaze9049
    @silverblaze9049 Před 10 měsíci +7041

    “I don’t feel comfortable sexualizing women so I’ll sexualize myself”
    *Standards raised by 10%*

    • @Lily-xg1qq
      @Lily-xg1qq Před 9 měsíci +300

      That was the most wholesome part of this video 😭

    • @es5873
      @es5873 Před 9 měsíci +180

      “Professionals have standards”

    • @elyy914
      @elyy914 Před 9 měsíci +137

      It’s literally the bare minimum 😭

    • @GoPissAboutIt420
      @GoPissAboutIt420 Před 9 měsíci +76

      did your standards rise?
      dude that's literally the bare minimum 😥

    • @Bbqbbq13
      @Bbqbbq13 Před 8 měsíci +92

      My standards raised bc I didnt expect people to not sexualize women in media bc it’s done so often that I gave up😭

  • @caitlinnmaddox
    @caitlinnmaddox Před rokem +5784

    I have never been more upset to be a mother than I am right now. Those children cost me my chance to see the ads.

    • @IR_Cheesy
      @IR_Cheesy Před rokem +22

      👵

    • @sirhenry809
      @sirhenry809 Před rokem +18

      Don’t let them have access to the internet then. Idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @kittywendyy
      @kittywendyy Před rokem

      BAAHHSHSJS

    • @miamaria7397
      @miamaria7397 Před rokem +473

      @@sirhenry809 she's not saying her kids were watching them. in the video danny pretends to have his ads not shown to people who have kids

    • @Tulinisadumbchicken
      @Tulinisadumbchicken Před 10 měsíci +89

      ​@@sirhenry809 that is not what she said

  • @LadyLys
    @LadyLys Před 4 lety +3501

    I’m literally always on CZcams and I didn’t see a single of your ads, I feel ripped off lmfao

  • @aleia2561
    @aleia2561 Před 4 lety +3640

    Why didn’t I SEE any of these ads? Come ON CZcams this was the one ad I wanted to see!!

    • @josephbenitez1747
      @josephbenitez1747 Před 4 lety +18

      Annie Cheng exactly

    • @oldcanobeans5559
      @oldcanobeans5559 Před 4 lety +15

      SAME HERE!! :(

    • @yeeyeebrother4870
      @yeeyeebrother4870 Před 4 lety +36

      I got one a few days ago and I was confused as friiickk

    • @bwnnie
      @bwnnie Před 4 lety +19

      I saw the one in the thumbnail where he slaps his own ass and I haven’t watch him in a while but I did get the reference but at first I was just so fucking weirded out until I got it

    • @buggy997
      @buggy997 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

  • @sekousidibe4598
    @sekousidibe4598 Před rokem +2384

    I think the worst part about this is that the people who didn't know who Danny was will never see this video and just think he's a major weirdo

    • @lindsey4178
      @lindsey4178 Před 8 měsíci +87

      That might be the funniest part to me 😂

    • @MahouKat
      @MahouKat Před 3 měsíci +14

      One could say he is a weirdo - for putting them out there - But he is a wonderful weirdo 🤣

    • @magicivy
      @magicivy Před 2 měsíci +20

      To be fair, I already follow Danny and have for a while, and I can safely say that he is, in fact, a weirdo. Though not in a bad way!

  • @maggies9543
    @maggies9543 Před rokem +754

    Just imagine being a kid in class and your teacher gets one of his weird ads while trying to show the class an informative video 💀

    • @Imgood438
      @Imgood438 Před 2 měsíci +62

      'Alright guys, today we're gonna be learning about the Easter Risi-'
      'YA LIKE GETTING SPANKED LIKE THAT!?!?'

    • @dazaisiz
      @dazaisiz Před 17 dny +2

      @@Imgood438 STOP THAT MADE ME CACKLE SM
      honestly would make the easter rising sm more fun to learn abt

    • @Imgood438
      @Imgood438 Před 17 dny

      @@dazaisiz Fr like I was so bored that I wrote fanfic between two British soldiers

    • @dazaisiz
      @dazaisiz Před 16 dny

      @@Imgood438 LOL WHAT THATS MAD

  • @sarah-pw2je
    @sarah-pw2je Před 4 lety +4579

    Some people: “Omg I wish I never saw these ads”
    Me and the rest of Greg’s: “Ugh I wish I saw this out of context”

  • @6unny_l0v34
    @6unny_l0v34 Před 3 lety +3277

    i am watching this almost a year later and i just remember thinking “why didnt i get any of these ads:(“ but then i remembered how on youtube i set my age to 456

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf Před 5 měsíci +276

    Its been FOUR YEARS and this video still lives rent free in my head. Please make it stop.

  • @user-bf1sb5wr8s
    @user-bf1sb5wr8s Před 8 měsíci +327

    I love how Danny does funny, interesting skits to advertise his sponsors but when it came time to advertise his own channel in an honest way, all he could think to do was describe it the way he would describe it to his elderly great-aunt at Thanksgiving

  • @truetothorns970
    @truetothorns970 Před 4 lety +3054

    I didn't even see any of these ads. I'm very disappointed in CZcams ☹️

    • @yidsedcgfvhgbhjjk
      @yidsedcgfvhgbhjjk Před 4 lety +24

      It normally on Instagram and you are a very lucky person

    • @minooshoja6538
      @minooshoja6538 Před 4 lety +10

      LegoMusician Girl me too 😫

    • @Clover-lt4xp
      @Clover-lt4xp Před 4 lety +7

      LegoMusician Girl SAME

    • @neoinuyashafight
      @neoinuyashafight Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah I think why I never saw any of his ads is because I'm 28 and he only really targeted 12-24 year olds

    • @nananakeson
      @nananakeson Před 4 lety +4

      @@yidsedcgfvhgbhjjk I'm afraid you're joking and i'm going to get wooooshed

  • @daniel-sp2lm
    @daniel-sp2lm Před 4 lety +1911

    i think I didn't see the ads because Google thinks I was born in 1855

  • @LawOfSlay
    @LawOfSlay Před 5 měsíci +125

    Been part of greg for 6 years..I genuinely can’t believe this was 4 years ago- was one of my favorite videos to rewatch

  • @zyqtie
    @zyqtie Před 9 měsíci +81

    imagine ur friend dying u look up a cpr tutorial and danny spanking himself just pops up

  • @zakkeith1508
    @zakkeith1508 Před 4 lety +6454

    If you watch through this entire video you are legally an ad

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 4 lety +1781

    Literally had ads for 3 days and people are accusing him of “spamming ads all over CZcams” wow

    • @sidatel3805
      @sidatel3805 Před 4 lety +151

      Meanwhile i get the same damn olive garden add on everything

    • @naee1605
      @naee1605 Před 4 lety +104

      Yet I get TikTok ads everyday on every video I watch

    • @supervenom3043
      @supervenom3043 Před 4 lety +9

      SAD TIME I saw the ad on A Video and it was the best use of my life

    • @spookybaker
      @spookybaker Před 4 lety +52

      I’d prefer these ads over ads for cars I can’t drive

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe Před 4 lety +9

      SAD TIME :
      As soon as I heard about them in this videos I regretted this past week
      dang it CZcams
      ya dunk arse

  • @Satanhadapoint
    @Satanhadapoint Před 2 měsíci +25

    Danny is so strong because I could not film myself twice. To then edit myself spanking myself, and then rewatch it while editing to make sure it looks right. I’d be scarred for life

  • @skyederman
    @skyederman Před 3 měsíci +43

    The spank ad had me crying. I won’t disclose if that was out of laughter or terror or both.

  • @youtubehandle91
    @youtubehandle91 Před 4 lety +2971

    Top tier shitposting. Unbelievable how many people god mad at this, absolute comedy gold

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 Před 4 lety +13

      Guy With 3 Nuts people got mad at this shit? Wtffff😂🙄😂

    • @moonieeclipse1634
      @moonieeclipse1634 Před 4 lety +3

      @DeprecatingMemes I didn't
      see any either I guys only a small portion of people got it

  • @ann-marie6120
    @ann-marie6120 Před 4 lety +1623

    I saw the spanking ad, late at night, and I thought it was a fever dream, and I pushed it out of my mind until this video triggered that memory.

  • @heyitsahuva
    @heyitsahuva Před rokem +262

    "I don't feel comfortable sexualizing women."
    brought tears to my eyes bc oh how I wish more people were like this.

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Right?
      I love Danny

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi Před 8 měsíci +5

      Lots of women do a pretty good job of doing it themselves

    • @tyler_the_moth001
      @tyler_the_moth001 Před 8 měsíci +61

      @@Ryan-wx1bi no, women do what makes them happy. gross people like you assume it's for you and sexualize them. women are people, ryan.

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi Před 8 měsíci

      @@tyler_the_moth001 if I post a nude photo of myself online, what kind of attention would I be expecting or asking for? If I made an onlyfans, what attention would I be seeking?
      Get out of here with that gaslighting argument that somehow that makes me think women aren't people. Your general grandstanding moral high ground BS arguments don't work anymore.

    • @Krishna-yn3ct
      @Krishna-yn3ct Před 7 měsíci +38

      @@Ryan-wx1bi Ryan doesn't know what consent means

  • @hyph3nat3d
    @hyph3nat3d Před 10 měsíci +204

    Can we address the fact that people wished Danny to die and they cyber bullied him but he smiled while talking about it? Someone check in on Danny dude, that actually really hurt to hear

    • @MystyRelatable
      @MystyRelatable Před 9 měsíci +16

      he definitely didn’t care about it

    • @hyph3nat3d
      @hyph3nat3d Před 9 měsíci +43

      @@MystyRelatable it’s still morally wrong, and who knows, it could’ve affected him. It’s important to say when these things happen, so even if it didn’t affect him, it can still affect in general.

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 Před 7 měsíci +39

      I'm surprised only a few people pointed this out. It's genuinely pretty disturbing to see people act this violently over an ad.

  • @tenct139
    @tenct139 Před 4 lety +4068

    Me: Doesn't get any of Danny's ads
    Me: **Cries in illegal pumpkin**

  • @savannahwalske1071
    @savannahwalske1071 Před 4 lety +3370

    k but imagine being in a classroom as ur teacher trys to play a simple video on math algorithms and one of these ads show

    • @lareinabrown
      @lareinabrown Před 4 lety +98

      savannah maye I just ugly laughed

    • @shuasday
      @shuasday Před 4 lety +152

      Omfg I would laugh my 1 month subscribed wizard ass off

    • @kay-jp6px
      @kay-jp6px Před 4 lety +16

      OMG YESS

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW Před 4 lety +11

      @@shuasday it's only flat if it's I week subcribe

    • @shuasday
      @shuasday Před 4 lety +8

      Icky Oh wait lemme fix that

  • @legofan7499
    @legofan7499 Před 11 měsíci +31

    Imagine, you used to be active on Vine, and you come across multiple vines by this guy and follow him. Vine dies, and you lose all access to those vines outside of compilations. You wonder what happened to this guy you followed for his silly vines...
    Suddenly when watching CZcams two years later, you get an ad of him spanking himself.

  • @mixx3d
    @mixx3d Před rokem +72

    I love how Danny sounded funny and respectful at the same time when saying “I don’t feel comfortable sexualising women so I’ll be sexualising myself”
    What a legend

  • @shadowmaster5689
    @shadowmaster5689 Před 4 lety +3179

    1.3 million people saw those ads and somehow i didn't

    • @plxdex400
      @plxdex400 Před 4 lety +50

      Same and I was around when this was released

    • @chorunn
      @chorunn Před 4 lety +10

      same :c

    • @btonyh5878
      @btonyh5878 Před 4 lety +10

      I'm so sad

    • @noamont9936
      @noamont9936 Před 4 lety +6

      I saw the spanking one

    • @chorunn
      @chorunn Před 4 lety +17

      @@noamont9936 it sounds weird but i wish i was you at that moment 😂

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Před rokem +147

    I'm both glad and disappointed that I discovered Danny through a friend and not these horrifying ads.

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 Před 9 měsíci +57

    can confirm, i’ve been subscribed for over a year now. my dumptruck is absolutely massive and i’m the most powerful sorcerer in the land

  • @coldpotato9987
    @coldpotato9987 Před 4 lety +3297

    Saw your spanking ad at 2 in the morning and was so surprised that i thought i dreamed it,
    thank god im legally a pencil sharpener

    • @xmm8299
      @xmm8299 Před 4 lety +100

      I saw the thicc one and I was almost sure that someone illegaly used his material, then I clicked it and it led me to his channel, meaning that it had to be his add...On the bright side tho, I am a dirty weasle

    • @hellopeoplez8636
      @hellopeoplez8636 Před 4 lety +1

      What video were you watching? I wanna go watch that video and see if I get that add

    • @Paid2Help
      @Paid2Help Před 4 lety +2

      I missed it!! I'm NOT a legally pencil sharpener!!! Noooooo

    • @xmm8299
      @xmm8299 Před 4 lety +1

      @@hellopeoplez8636 The ads are over, his campaign money ran out unfortunaly, and also the video I was watching was something completely random, like I was watching some guitar videos, saw this random video in recommended, and saw the best add ever

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 Před 4 lety +1

      I'll use the pencil sharpener to make my dick sharper. it works, trust me.

  • @carliholland3765
    @carliholland3765 Před 4 lety +4870

    The fact that he spent this much money on ads and most of us didn't see them really shows just how much those political advertisers that we see every 5 videos must be paying

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 4 lety +88

      All I ever get are Spotify and tiktok ads

    • @prodbymorii2058
      @prodbymorii2058 Před 4 lety +109

      Mike Bloomberg's campaign was 180 million dollars, but not just on CZcams

    • @mikeedwards6957
      @mikeedwards6957 Před 4 lety +36

      ProdByMorii digital spending for bloomberg has been around 60 mill so far I believe

    • @prodbymorii2058
      @prodbymorii2058 Před 4 lety +13

      @@mikeedwards6957 jesus

    • @carliholland3765
      @carliholland3765 Před 4 lety +5

      @@prodbymorii2058 holy shit

  • @nomnom3364
    @nomnom3364 Před 10 měsíci +31

    I just realized whenever Danny wants people to know he's behind something they don't think he's behind it, and when he doesn't want people to know they know

  • @pandaman123213
    @pandaman123213 Před rokem +214

    Here’s the thing though, I had never heard of you and watched this video.I laughed a lot because literally on your video, I got ads just like the ones you are making fun of. And now I’ve subscribed. So you’re getting residual subs from that 20k you spent.

  • @ninjakiwi2542
    @ninjakiwi2542 Před 4 lety +6859

    I saw the spanking one, already knowing him, and thought he was having a full on breakdown

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle Před 4 lety +1148

    What cracks me up about people coming to the channel to complain about the ads is that within that, like, 2 day period, they must have seen those ads SO many times to feel so inclined to actually come here and yell at him for it. The idea of that just kills me 😂

    • @TheUncomfortable
      @TheUncomfortable Před 4 lety +5

      oh god ... you are right xDD ... that's hillarious

    • @sav-
      @sav- Před 4 lety +1

      The Grexsome lol

    • @tayem0w0
      @tayem0w0 Před 4 lety

      The Grexsome lol

  • @saranyaghosh2003
    @saranyaghosh2003 Před 2 měsíci +11

    It's been 4 years and I still can't stop rewatching this. It lives in my mind rent-free😭😭😭

  • @mecha03
    @mecha03 Před 2 měsíci +17

    I remember these ads. If I remember correctly, one of them was the reason I finally subscribed to YT Premium.

  • @dashingheights2863
    @dashingheights2863 Před 4 lety +5654

    I REALLY wish I had seen these ads without context

  • @karina042378
    @karina042378 Před 4 lety +4610

    I'm actually really sad I didn't receive these ads

  • @monsterman9262
    @monsterman9262 Před rokem +74

    You probably should’ve linked it to your first badad video. It would help with your proper ad as it shows what you were talking about and the other adds kinda sounds ironic to link to a strange ad video.

  • @97Devils
    @97Devils Před rokem +22

    Literally in tears watching the 3rd ad. Well played. Knew it was gonna happen and still lost it.. LOL!!

  • @lindsaysassaman1230
    @lindsaysassaman1230 Před 4 lety +9395

    “ I don’t really feel comfortable sexually women in any of these ads so I’ll probably be sexualizing myself” -Danny Gonzalez for world peace

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail Před 4 lety +346

      Danny drinks respect women juice every morning

    • @KallieMae
      @KallieMae Před 4 lety +50

      This part was the only part that actually made me laugh out loud 😂😂 cracked me up

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole Před 4 lety +59

      BOB THE BUILDER this is what equality looks like

    • @ommzi6428
      @ommzi6428 Před 4 lety +32

      B e a u t i f u l

    • @julietthompson9163
      @julietthompson9163 Před 4 lety +52

      Danny is a bigger feminist than I am

  • @ill_luck
    @ill_luck Před 4 lety +10237

    Can you run the ads again. Didn’t get a single one and my life is ruined

    • @caitlingoofin1933
      @caitlingoofin1933 Před 4 lety +203

      Plant Gang ME TOO IM SO DEPRESSED NOW 🥺🥺🥺

    • @janicegrailmer912
      @janicegrailmer912 Před 4 lety +243

      I rly wish I had gotten them (before this vid came out so that I would be more confused)

    • @emmarodriguez970
      @emmarodriguez970 Před 4 lety +35

      I actually got one 🤪😂😂

    • @d3ltadr3ams67
      @d3ltadr3ams67 Před 4 lety +37

      Same! My brother was telling me about how he got one and then I didn’t get one at all :(

    • @MayraBlueNote14
      @MayraBlueNote14 Před 4 lety +36

      Dude at times like these, I wish I didn't pay for CZcams premium. I would have loved to see these ads before the video went up 😭😭

  • @Idekusername14
    @Idekusername14 Před rokem +21

    I feel so bad that you got attacked for these adds because they are actually so funny 😭 some people just don’t have the same type of humor as you and sucks for them tbh

  • @07kamichamakarin
    @07kamichamakarin Před rokem +23

    I'm so sad that I didn't get to experience the glorious day where Danny's ads are on air :(

  • @GeorgeHarold1
    @GeorgeHarold1 Před 4 lety +6278

    You should have had an ad that said something about being "Legally Greg"

  • @Smyahbrisc
    @Smyahbrisc Před 4 lety +19373

    Soooo ummmmm......... who else didn’t get the privilege of seeing ANY of these ads?

  • @Sydni8
    @Sydni8 Před 12 dny +3

    I’m very curious if there’s anyone who found Danny’s channel through one of these ads and still follows him today

  • @janemeier929
    @janemeier929 Před rokem +33

    I really dont know, how daniel got from "I dont want to give people nightmares", to wanting to be a sleep paralysis demon...

  • @sonya6191
    @sonya6191 Před 4 lety +1226

    I just realized I probably didn’t get these ads because I made myself 30 something on my account so I could watch age restricted stuff

    • @knifetoseeya
      @knifetoseeya Před 4 lety +36

      sonya same, i’m 28

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah Před 4 lety +36

      I didn't get any and mine says I'm 18 or 19 I think 😂 I'm 18 either way. I wish I saw one of these ads

    • @ihopeudrownmore
      @ihopeudrownmore Před 4 lety +7

      Same lol

    • @kirstieclemente5389
      @kirstieclemente5389 Před 4 lety +9

      sonya Ik lmao. I stole my mom’s account a few years ago so I’m kinda disappointed that I didn’t see the ads:(

    • @th3rrr
      @th3rrr Před 4 lety +18

      ooh okay makes sense, I'm supposed to be like 60 on here lmao

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe Před rokem +3

    We once tried taking a panorama photo with my mom, but i ran away at the wrong time and it looks like im running away from myself. Its still one of my favourite images in the world.

  • @aL1en_fR3ak
    @aL1en_fR3ak Před 8 dny +1

    10:36 is literally the best part of this whole video I keep thinking about it 😭😭

  • @katrinatheologitis8929
    @katrinatheologitis8929 Před 4 lety +14806

    I am FURIOUS that i didnt get to experience the blissful confusion of seeing one of these ads

    • @subscribetopewdiepie6245
      @subscribetopewdiepie6245 Před 4 lety +674

      Trust me, it was the best thing ever to click on a cheerful video and before it starts, a random man spanking himself and crying pops on to ur screen. Gave me nightmares.

    • @jennajuice743
      @jennajuice743 Před 4 lety +31

      Katrina Theologitis same!

    • @james_big_balla3002
      @james_big_balla3002 Před 4 lety +93

      Katrina Theologitis i saw the normal one and was just really fucking confused i didn’t thrill it was actually him

    • @honeydew3542
      @honeydew3542 Před 4 lety +30

      Same here! I wish I saw them.

    • @livmoment317
      @livmoment317 Před 4 lety +9

      same TWT

  • @aodihu2074
    @aodihu2074 Před 4 lety +8995

    The fact I didn't get one of Danny's ads disappoints me more than it should.

  • @Daisy_518
    @Daisy_518 Před 10 měsíci +6

    "so I'll probably be sexualizing myself" I mean, no one's complaining.

  • @FlappyKoala
    @FlappyKoala Před 10 měsíci +6

    I am just imagining like a thirteen year old going to watch youtube with their parents just to see some youtuber wearing a wizard costume with massive buns.

  • @maddiecrane8043
    @maddiecrane8043 Před 4 lety +14161

    My cousin sent me a screenshot of the spanking ad and was like “ I know you watch weird CZcamsrs do you know this guy”

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted Před 4 lety +246

      Maddie Crane oh my

    • @itarfer
      @itarfer Před 4 lety +374

      And you had to say "ya" XD

    • @litbird452
      @litbird452 Před 4 lety +225

      Maddie Crane you better have said yes

    • @chasew518
      @chasew518 Před 4 lety +27

      Maddie Crane sure

    • @maddiecrane8043
      @maddiecrane8043 Před 4 lety +212

      Chase W don’t you just hate it when people go through the comments and say they aren’t true when they don’t have any proof?

  • @hnanetoo
    @hnanetoo Před 4 lety +1697

    “ i will be sexualizing myself “
    - Danny Gonzalez 2019

  • @camicrossman4655
    @camicrossman4655 Před 7 měsíci +4

    The irony of someone with a "I am depressed" anime profile picture and the username "Bruh Momento" calling him a dumb ass is really making me laugh.

  • @prodbyjustjamiecee3413
    @prodbyjustjamiecee3413 Před rokem +8

    Danny please make more ads like this I’m getting plagued by financial gurus and other scammers- we need a savior to make ads enjoyable

  • @alistarrgalaxson5198
    @alistarrgalaxson5198 Před 4 lety +1121

    I'm lowkey offended because people who didn't want and hated Danny's ads saw them a ton.
    Meanwhile me, an actual subscriber and fan, saw them none😭😭

  • @Bruh-ob9mi
    @Bruh-ob9mi Před 4 lety +3308

    “I think I accidentally forgot to make it good.”
    My parents when I was born.

    • @egg_lover7725
      @egg_lover7725 Před 4 lety +31

      This made me nose exhale

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca Před 4 lety +15

      Would it make you feel better if it was actually the sex they forgot to make good?

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Před 4 lety +4

      BwooHuraca perhaps

    • @shutupberdly
      @shutupberdly Před 4 lety +1

      Mood

    • @Grayokai
      @Grayokai Před 4 lety +4

      This comment make me legally relatable

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 Před 14 dny +2

    I still remember seeing these ads… it was confusing but also like,, yeah that’s the kind of shit I subscribed for

  • @emilydiekemper3161
    @emilydiekemper3161 Před 27 dny +2

    "I don't feel comfortable sexualizing women in these ads, so I'll probably be sexualizing myself." Bro was given the choice between Respect Women and Respect Yourself, and he picked Respect Women, and honestly, he got more respect from all of us for that.

  • @ridhimagohiya1662
    @ridhimagohiya1662 Před 3 lety +3158

    I really wish that i had gotten the spanking ad...
    *I just wanted to be legally pencil sharpener*

    • @kimnm7899
      @kimnm7899 Před 3 lety +28

      same, 😔👊

    • @cole7942
      @cole7942 Před 3 lety +55

      heart ❤️ been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤷‍♀️ what to believe 💭 mama 👩🏾 said it’s my fault 👎🏿 it’s my fault 👎🏿

    • @saggynips9584
      @saggynips9584 Před 3 lety +11

      coley the cool kid I wear my heart on my sleeeaavvvee

    • @cole7942
      @cole7942 Před 3 lety +8

      Saggy Nips yea❤️😼

    • @Angel-eg4ed
      @Angel-eg4ed Před 3 lety +1

      😔😔😔😔👌

  • @HorrificallyChloe
    @HorrificallyChloe Před 4 lety +10527

    Danny paid $20,000 to get bullied on the internet

  • @Riverr_Animations
    @Riverr_Animations Před měsícem +4

    have people noticed that some ads have fake ‘X’s to get you to press on the ad

  • @jackdailey5238
    @jackdailey5238 Před rokem +25

    I think it’s because you did such a good job at copying fake ads it showed just how funny you are

  • @erindunbar9876
    @erindunbar9876 Před 4 lety +3662

    “Take my wife out on a nice vacation”
    Honestly sometimes I forget he’s not 18

  • @cerisemin
    @cerisemin Před 4 lety +1079

    Huh, that explains a lot. I've been wondering why I've been getting thicker, I started wearing robes and pointy hat's and started doubt magic and floating around my house

  • @fourstones1860
    @fourstones1860 Před 3 měsíci +10

    when do i become a wizard with an ass?

  • @jellifest
    @jellifest Před rokem +5

    3 years later still the best Danny Gonzalez vid

  • @RS-bz1et
    @RS-bz1et Před 3 lety +9889

    I love how danny was like "ah yes I have to make myself increasingly sexy" and decided that the peak of sex appeal was a thicc wizard w/ sunglasses

  • @gabbiewilson9220
    @gabbiewilson9220 Před 4 lety +7496

    Imagine being a teacher and trying to show some grammar song but ending up showing Danny spank himself instead

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 Před 4 lety +489

      Sadly due to the targets that wouldn’t happen. What could’ve happened, though, was a student trying to show a video, maybe they uploaded a project, and getting that advert in front of the whole class...

    • @Test-vv4ex
      @Test-vv4ex Před 4 lety +59

      EndertheDragon0922 but if they’re the one who is uploading the video then I highly doubt he would put ads in his video

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 4 lety +62

      @@EndertheDragon0922 you don't monetize school projects lol

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 Před 4 lety +54

      Lmao you both are right I completely forgot how adverts worked while writing that

    • @MarcD627
      @MarcD627 Před 4 lety +3

      @@trickytreyperfected1482Copy right strike

  • @Vernietig56
    @Vernietig56 Před 9 měsíci +3

    another one of my comfort vids. just love this series of An Attempt. thank you Danny

  • @arrow9904
    @arrow9904 Před měsícem +2

    16:10 Danny’s fans used to trust him, and think he’d never trick us. Now if we saw these ads, we’d know in a HEARTBEAT he was up to something

  • @rihabelsafdi9361
    @rihabelsafdi9361 Před 4 lety +3228

    I saw your spanking ad but I didn’t even question it. The hell is wrong with me?

    • @yoonbooty7458
      @yoonbooty7458 Před 4 lety +168

      "Nothing to see here,just Danny spanking Danny's ass.Pretty normal"

    • @rihabelsafdi9361
      @rihabelsafdi9361 Před 4 lety +32

      yoonbooty OMG!! I laughed way too hard at this🤣🤣🤣

    • @lailahmeness9179
      @lailahmeness9179 Před 4 lety +43

      The real question is what the hell is wrong with danny that you didnt question him

    • @talia8614
      @talia8614 Před 4 lety +10

      This is one of the funniest things to me 🤣

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted Před 4 lety +20

      Maybe you are truly, truly Greg.

  • @djungelskogjamjam4995
    @djungelskogjamjam4995 Před 3 lety +3540

    the thicc wizard ad is honestly peak surrealist humor, it deserved to win

  • @iforgotmyname6969
    @iforgotmyname6969 Před rokem +4

    4:23
    This is modern feminism
    ✨TALKING✨

  • @cdbailey85
    @cdbailey85 Před 3 měsíci +4

    It’s been 4 years since this video was posted. And I was already subscribed beforehand. And I only got thicker. I am not a wizard.
    (Edited to add) Oh wait. I was supposed to “scubscribe” to become a wizard. Silly me.

  • @AlliciaSidarta
    @AlliciaSidarta Před 4 lety +916

    6:56
    You fool. Do you realize what you've done? You've given us the power to edit that any way we choose

  • @audreyxatomic
    @audreyxatomic Před 4 lety +833

    I'm disappointed none of those ads popped up randomly for me XD

  • @AirDNA1115
    @AirDNA1115 Před rokem +9

    Omg. I remember seeing that spanking Ad sooo long ago. I assumed Danny was a weird af annoying CZcamsr so I avoided it and his channel for so long that CZcams stopped recommending videos. Eventually it started recommending them again, and I'm like... why does he look so familiar???? I've been subscribed a few months now, but after seeing this, it makes soooooo much sense that I thought I'd seen him before. So I guess, in the end, it worked on me after all.
    Nice.

  • @mythicyo
    @mythicyo Před 2 měsíci +5

    ur child is going to see this danny

  • @Rean_Wheel
    @Rean_Wheel Před 4 lety +779

    CZcams: What did it cost?
    Danny: Everything.

    • @BubbleBunnyy
      @BubbleBunnyy Před 4 lety +2

      Omg your name and pfp lmao

    • @leno9190
      @leno9190 Před 4 lety +3

      is your pfp that hero academia thing that I've been waiting for seansont four for so fujkcinh logn dhejsndbwjskk

  • @elle1107
    @elle1107 Před 4 lety +1220

    This is like Safiya Nygaard level of analysis and experimentation. Excellent.

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 Před 11 měsíci +6

    i was wondering why i never saw any of these ads. it's because i was 16 at the time so they didn't show up for me. so unfortunate.

  • @idontknowu114
    @idontknowu114 Před 11 měsíci +7

    the spanking ad made me cry actually genuine tears

  • @jasonhorn9
    @jasonhorn9 Před 4 lety +667

    I've been legally pencil sharpener for a few months now and I'm going to be honest the transition at first was tough, telling my family about me being legally pencil sharpener was really rough but eventually they came around to it and now I can honestly say that it was the best decision of my life. Thanks good boy

    • @strebble
      @strebble Před 4 lety +12

      Congrats!

    • @endlesseoul2473
      @endlesseoul2473 Před 4 lety +10

      so proud of your journey!!!! 😄

    • @MiL0.
      @MiL0. Před 4 lety +5

      jhorn25 I know how much you been thru and how it must’ve been hard but I’m proud of you 🤗

    • @thee_daydreamer
      @thee_daydreamer Před 4 lety

      Congrats👏👏. You're an inspiration to all pencil sharpeners. Keep sharpening those pencils

    • @lophiii
      @lophiii Před 4 lety

      jhorn25 so proud of you!!! This really inspired me to come out to my family as a legal pumpkin!

  • @mariellejae2409
    @mariellejae2409 Před 4 lety +1642

    me & my sister watches youtube
    us: *sees danny’s ad*
    me: “hey i love watching danny”
    ad: *danny slapping his own butt*
    my sister: “uhm ok then...”

    • @tapy4079
      @tapy4079 Před 4 lety +13

      Marielle Jae My voice cracked when I was laughing reading your comment 😂💀

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 Před 4 lety +9

      *sigh*
      Unzips

    • @MusicLover333
      @MusicLover333 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfao

  • @explosivediarrhea13
    @explosivediarrhea13 Před rokem +3

    im pretty sure the spanking ad has really enlightened my perspective of the world itself. the time and effort it took to make that piece may have gotten me in tears. congratulations on this magnificent work. too beautifl for this world.

  • @gwarriorfromhell
    @gwarriorfromhell Před 7 měsíci +2

    I know this is an old video, but I do remember that around that same time Good Mythical Morning had made a FULL EPISODE run as an ad on CZcams. So I had to sit there and wait 5 seconds to skip an 18 minute ad to watch a 3 minute long video.

  • @klimpaloon9068
    @klimpaloon9068 Před 4 lety +10831

    You became the very thing you swore to destroy.

  • @red-phoonmovedchannel7822
    @red-phoonmovedchannel7822 Před 4 lety +6150

    I feel kinda offended that I didn’t get any of the ads...
    *you’re legally a coffee table*

    • @dedom5686
      @dedom5686 Před 4 lety +73

      Yay my dream has finally become true, i have finally done it, im a coffee table!!! Thanks dude you are legally a helicopter for making my dream come true

    • @zaria3401
      @zaria3401 Před 4 lety +4

      Red-Phoon ads *

    • @scratch472
      @scratch472 Před 4 lety +1

      No u

    • @tawdrywastaken
      @tawdrywastaken Před 4 lety +2

      Red-Phoon ikr

    • @kolhurricane7325
      @kolhurricane7325 Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @Nuhuh343
    @Nuhuh343 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Not me finding out about Danny, binge watching all his videos, him becoming my new comfort creator, and rewatching all his videos in the span of two weeks

  • @squirrelJoe
    @squirrelJoe Před 2 měsíci +6

    Danny I’ve been subbed to you for years now, I’ve tried unsubscribing and resubscribing, I’ve tried everything and I’m still not a wizard 😡

    • @rockonahill
      @rockonahill Před 2 měsíci +1

      I’ve been subscribed for a few months and I was able to move tinfoil so maybe try moving tinfoil

  • @spookygingersnap8467
    @spookygingersnap8467 Před 4 lety +18597

    “I don’t really feel comfortable sexualizing women in any of these ads, so I’ll probably be sexualizing myself.” THE HERO WE NEED.