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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez

[@edef1244]

"It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better"
-Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly

[@zanderbraincinemas6126]

Yozuru Probably not prolly

[@edef1244]

@@zanderbraincinemas6126 Perhaps

[@80o8i35]

@@edef1244 mayhaps

[@edef1244]

@@80o8i35 of unknown certainty

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

@@80o8i35 probhaps

[@h.sm222]

“if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?

[@syrup4835]

Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close

[@hannah3970]

Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate

[@kdop]

idk

[@EulaliaDaisy]

what if i just have good eyesight?

[@lizziex7117]

get in a black hole - now

[@CodIsGod420]

My friend Greg watched this and was like “How the fuck does he know my name”

[@calowenby1654]

Haha nice.

[@mozorellastick2583]

Haha nice.

[@undisturbedbeans]

Haha nice.

[@princessconsuelabanana-ham3463]

Haha nice.

[@supatater5830]

Haha nice.

[@shr00mski]

“Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects

[@milodoesntknow2090]

fear of missing use

[@-psilo-9071]

toy story

[@hand13932]

@@-psilo-9071 succinct and to the point

[@Indigo-ns3hd]

Sounds kinky but ok

[@ananyabhatt6953]

w - we
i - don’t
s - know
h - either

[@dead-strawberrie]

wait...

[@clxudii_ruru5709]

*gasp*

[@chuuyasrealhusband]

W-We
I-Iguana
s-Snow
h-Hike

[@alliexcx5576]

lmao

[@_4tr4mp0line]

@@chuuyasrealhusband nice pfp

[@fff5671]

wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result

[@lindseythespy8208]

thank you

[@s.d..]

😁😆

[@partyplatterz1470]

Lmao that’s so true.

[@vincessvi]

Facts. Straight facts

[@coffinman1217]

XD

[@Moonii-Cat]

Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).

[@hray2797]

Thanks

[@fungustheclown666]

There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some

[@Moonii-Cat]

@@fungustheclown666 yes!

[@scottyboy76567]

The alley of feral cats actually made me breakdown laughing for a solid 5 minutes, thank you

[@ghoulstreet]

One dollar, for thirty feral cats.
Seems like a steal to me

[@atheenajade6863]

for real!!!

[@sharrelsoldaccount1325]

Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.

[@minusmimik8622]

Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen

[@kaimerradraws5250]

My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!!
A katana with which to .. Ahemm..
Thank the creators of these prroducts
Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ

[@olivia5094]

This was funny

[@sek0ya]

" Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!"
uH

[@heshamkaram5271]

Quora
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

[@totagarboua8540]

OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-

[@PIZAA133]

oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖

[@purplecatonbroadway]

I mean he's not wrong

[@z.98816]

I know right..

[@Salaar-Ali]

danny is the best person to watch while eating food

[@goatmom1346]

Agreed 👌

[@truffles3859]

yeah

[@annagornas3572]

My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.

[@kialo2085]

Constant spit-takes 😂

[@pandasel]

I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm

[@calowenby1654]

“He got snacks, and they were $36,” got me.

[@rustythefoxcoon5143]

Bruh need them snacks tho. He’ll do anything.

[@Changing_Subjects]

✍

[@ScrewgeMcF_ck]

Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.

[@taj5135]

Haha what’d you do with the rings?

[@rehnaanliker6972]

Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny

[@humnaali5759]

Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D

[@brittanyleighisme5705]

Aw man. I'm sorry ://

[@CT-se8vn]

Oh my

[@grimmithkitten1700]

Danny should sell the poster of him with an inhaler as his merch

[@ham_sammy]

I'd buy it

[@hobeypeterson628]

i would cop it doe😳😳

[@CatWizard08]

Yea

[@sopbia]

Jayden McDow ok great. a channel plug. thanks

[@elizahamilton6265]

Lmao I'd buy one the second he launched it
and my mom would be like, "Honey, why do you have a poster of some guy with an inhaler put up in your room?"
And I'd be like "You wouldn't understand."

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.

[@xtoothpick63]

Wrong channel 😠

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

@@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔

[@TheVirakahScale]

Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm

[@consentclub8431]

After getting top surgery:
I H A V E N O T I T

[@nianibraxton2875]

CONGRATIONLSAT BUDDY BOY

[@dead-strawberrie]

y e s

[@seauqis]

Lola rabbit be like:

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

@@seauqis Lola have no booba

[@yaboi3929]

YyyyyyyEEEEAAA

[@rileypine4524]

the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet

[@carliesapienza7016]

exactly

[@valeriecarpenter7459]

We’re asking the real questions

[@glamoire7882]

I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.

[@ohyeahyeah533]

The truth has been spoken

[@harsdensus88]

For SAFETY reason duh...
Definetly you are not working at poultry...

[@Shekoodoo17]

0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭

[@isabellathetiger4802]

Fr i laughed so hard 😭

[@cessnacitation-x]

​@@isabellathetiger4802Could you avoid speaking? Forever? Thanks.

[@Bunnie_Gutz]

5:54 this just gave me flashbacks to when I was 8 years old, and I would play animal crossing city folk on my wii, but I was 8 so I always forgot to save it. I would get SO ANGRY when Resetti would come and yell at me that I would yell back at him. My family was concerned. Good times😊☺️

[@heymamasyves1767]

The video isnt over.
The song didnt play, danny.
I want an apology video.

[@notkai3405]

Yeah

[@mayehoffman4253]

It's Kurtis all over again...

[@amna8875]

#dannygonzalezisoverparty

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...

[@heymamasyves1767]

@@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now

[@Toyaffection]

wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth

[@ChefSporty]

LMFAOO

[@ashesspookybae]

PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋

[@luennii]

LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA

[@thegenderman8582]

Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?

[@thornsonarose7313]

That also applies to dentist's

[@remustherat]

16:29 new vocal stim dropped

[@cheeseandcrackers.]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG
edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH

[@game_shork5661]

You were laughing for 12 days straight?

[@wolvie1618]

It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle

[@fusseld100]

Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science

[@user-pl4wr6sd5d]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@j.f8242]

I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@caroline9844]

Poor horse

[@isabellathesnowleopard1812]

_I'm an right here_

[@bananasare_revolting]

I got one with a picture of two babies and it said *"$1 newborn"*
*T ha nk y o u F L I p a C L I p a D s*

[@NachoTaco112]

LOL
Once I got an ad for wish and it was literally a child for $3

[@kayleewayleee]

danny’s shirt be like:
IF YOU 😤
CAN READ
🔥🌪
THIS YOU’RE
*TOO CLOSE*
😡

[@Me-rk4hm]

Nu tu rr tu w we tu u tu tu imis hello my name alex

[@inhle1688]

kaylee is in pain! tbh he’s right cause i have really bad eyesight

[@malachityeejl5129]

I thought it said
IF YOU CAN READ THIS😤
YOU'RE😡

[@notkillian1283]

What dose he mean

[@tulinhcaongoc1929]

He mean-

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that

[@cherriecore]

this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them

[@AnimeAngel32127]

He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel

[@Purelight-]

This needs more likes

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Yeah I know

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Lmao

[@alyssasbowlofsoup1046]

730th like brosky

[@aajaallen8237]

This is gold

[@eeeellie]

I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"

[@eeeellie]

every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be

[@danas5846]

beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine

[@kirstenkeggie8746]

i wake up and boom im a rat it is

[@1967buickriviera]

i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD

[@OrangeDrinkOfficial]

Every now and then I’ll come back to this video to remember to buy my human teeth.

[@sadie.snickerdoodle550]

8:11 ed sheeran

[@LilyHunt-mi8ql]

Leave the gingers alone

[@a.sapphic.Magnus.Chase.]

@@LilyHunt-mi8ql no

[@thecolorfulgenius5873]

Underrated comment

[@maxp6740]

WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER
Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk
EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.

[@cnocnaemily]

I do what I want

[@imeepysleepy]

@@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it

[@kleanovodust-bin69]

@@imeepysleepy harness a hamster go brrrrr

[@heystobit2160]

I'm a hamster bish

[@juice4249]

Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap

[@toasterman40]

My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"

[@dawnwalker388]

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[@jacksongraffigna]

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[@katreal000]

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[@yassjun4309]

Dude Danny is in your house

[@drippyphil6201]

Conclusion Danny is a witch

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/
I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.

[@kelmoment]

fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)

[@smurfdroppin2971]

6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that is says "for people men and women" in the top left lol

[@Gafafsg]

The three genders

[@reveluviex]

My fav song:
wHeN yOu WiSh On WiSh. CoM, yOu CaN bUy
*HuMaN tEeTh*

[@andromeda1ce]

I looped the intro about seven times before starting the actual video.

[@lynndoesntexist]

tbh I thought he was gonna end the song with sOmEOnE's mOM

[@romam.3032]

@@andromeda1ce Same I couldn't stop laughing

[@blandymcblanderson7745]

*HUMAN TEETH*

[@meinmiku8306]

omg i love your profile picture dora

[@jacobthecreator3033]

It’s like the kid friendly black market

[@margaritaann3673]

L O L

[@00wolfQUEEN]

Im sorry. Kid friendly?

[@wyattxu9765]

whos gonna tell him that it is?

[@Jack-zp3cx]

I just got a wish ad on this video because of course

[@flawedsanity]

I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.

[@stupid4parx_]

The "envy others on the internet" thing is suggesting that you can film videos similar to all the cute/funny pet videos you see in the internet

[@dogejr1]

imagine that one guy named greg who knows he is being addressed specifically

[@digitaldrvgs]

I got a wish ad for "fun party straws"
They were crack pipes

[@amogoose3002]

They can still be fun party straws tho! :)

[@DrPunish427]

Save the turtles

[@onioncookie.]

Id rather just use both sides of a red vine or a twizzler

[@EE-oo5ex]

@Cloudy DreamsThey changed to *10$ Darn.*

[@ericasboring]

Digital Goth I-

[@chuul1417]

Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE
Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best

[@iprobablydontlikeyou7416]

😂 lmao

[@peachberrypie]

Same, smh

[@aloeveralover8085]

Copied comment

[@partIycIoudy]

Blue boxy Xoxo who cares lol

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

Grow a wee wee with M E N S T E A

[@murphthegangster]

That Wish jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of time

[@ZackBurnsOG]

12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.

[@selma7452]

That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶

[@rahrahrah_]

my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”

[@gachakingston9240]

I saw 19 likes so had to also it's rare for a like from me so be gratefull

[@croc4869]

Gacha Kingston don’t tell people to be grateful for a useless like. No one cares

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

@@porygone-s 3 people cared enough to comment on it

[@butterflyexists]

@@gachakingston9240 20 likes isn't even a substantial number..? also, why do you have to reply just to say you liked the comment? and why is it rare? it has no value whatsoever..?

[@daisybell9051]

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOOOOOoO

[@lvbboi9]

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats"
*D E A L*
Edit:
*C O R N B O A T*
*_1 0 0 D O L L A R S_*
Edit 2: I will now add even more quotes
_issababywithabeard_
W H Ā Ť A Đ Í § A Ś T E R
_well das prolly not good_

[@lucy_goose]

I have found my people 🐱

[@stonkman9630]

100 divided by 30 equals 3.33
Each cat is worth 3 cents
idk can they go a bit lower its a bit overpriced

[@CatBat14]

YES I NOW NEED 30 FERAL CATS

[@ubt__________]

@@lucy_goose your cat is cute

[@yellowsunfish4219]

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

[@NoiseJunkieRecords]

@20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.

[@centerofyourworld]

You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!

[@pinkd0m0]

i always forget danny is married and NOT 19 years old
edit: danny will be a father soon!!! congrats, danny and laura!

[@danas5846]

same LMAO whenever i remember he's married it feels weird

[@rottingfleshbreadstick7768]

12*

[@islaballard9594]

Oml sameeeee is when ever he and drew drink beer or whatever I’m like: BUT HE CANT DRINKKKKKK

[@brickyy3106]

Wait what.

[@lonerfs]

How old is he.....

[@skullylad]

"They're not your teeth, but they can be." Oh no.

[@EmilZo]

😂😂👌👌

[@ooooooooo9548]

Like

[@spicemoss]

"They're your teeth, but not for long!"

[@Nia-Jean]

I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"

[@ariebirb]

the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff

[@spoopydoge4356]

The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play.
WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN

[@rohanimations]

First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪

[@spriteman6929]

e

[@Lee-fk9sh]

NY

[@kirrajordan]

I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..

[@rohanimations]

Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰

[@mxkammb]

Ordering on wish is the online version of making wishes to a genie that twists your words

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Well, yeah.
That's why it's called Wish.

[@moobloommachinehdmi2506]

This should be pinned

[@chloekim8894]

AHAHA TRUE

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

Hwta od oyu mnea

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

this is the exact comment that you see under every single video about wish

[@chelseylin6724]

9:45 how has no one noticed that on the screen where it says “size” …it just says “No WiFi” like they didn’t even get the “color” description right either 😂😂

[@rantaytay]

Watching this episode felt more like watching a rick and morty inter-dimensional cable commercial 😂😂😂

[@KANARYog]

"If you can read this, you're too close."
bruh we like 2000 miles away how tf

[@calciummother]

Too close, Jordan.

[@contc7875]

waaaay too close ):0

[@taralamlam1122]

ĐıffərəntıătəĐ
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

[@truelygreg]

Too close >:O

[@nyah3903]

wait yall aren't hiding in Danny's house?

[@mill-e9771]

If his pants are on fire does that mean hes a liar. Conspiracy theory: they're lying about it being able to set ur pants on fire.

[@drealbean4468]

If you say the tea sets your pants on fire while you're drinking said tea but it doesn't, would your pants still light on fire?

[@isabellaseemann4273]

your username gives me life

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

Liar liar pants on fire is the tea’s slogan

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

How to tell if someone’s lying? Make them drink the tea and it’ll light their pants on fire!

[@mill-e9771]

@Hal Moore @Isabella Seemann thx

[@emcat9542]

3:52 yea definately some kind of kink in the supply chain.....

[@KoffeeIsFishy]

Wait till he hears about Temu

[@amethyst1989]

*this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*

[@theletter5664]

This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise

[@user-zj6fc4rd4f]

@@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!

[@thearkticgamer6811]

Nina Y
It says so right here sir
m.czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

[@canariez]

MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled

[@zacharyscala7453]

@@canariez dont ruin it

[@rory3657]

I like that slogan ‘Wish.com... we don’t know either’

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

You gotta give virtually no shits to run a site like that tbh

[@aaaaahhhhh2703]

@@meowtherainbowx4163 ye, it really should be illegal.

[@bobbiwib]

The thing about Wish that always draws me in is that.. like.. it’s not totally insane.
The bird holder thing could be a useful device to hold pigeons still while you clip netting off their toes (I’ve seen homemade/ DIY ones that look similar) and for a lot of animals their stress levels go down when you cover their eyes. There’s a sound idea there based on reality. I consistently get the ad for an alley of stray cats, and I think it’s for catnip seeds? And sure, we’ve all heard the tale about someone’s grandma wanting catnip planted over their memorial instead of cut flowers so. Fine.
I’m on board with all that, it’s just the leaps in logic Wish expects you to make.
I could be wrong about all of this though, because even once I gave them my details the whole page was in German? Maybe? And when I used google translate to find the settings and clicked on English, it logged me out

[@hollystar311]

I'm pretty sure the "cat blindfolds" are cat muzzles as well so not quite as insane

[@holylordfrogbean]

I know this video is 3 years old but it reminds me of how i get recommended the strangest advertisements on youtube. I dont know what i searched or watched for me to weird innapropriate advertisements of action games and scammy gambling games. Its almost like my algorithm for advertisements is broken while my one for videos is just fine. CZcams and many other apps have bugs anyway. Im just worried that me reporting the ads arent doing anything.

[@sillygrl]

wish titles go a little something like
fluffy nice soft good nice thing for bed with fluffy and good with nice kids men’s woman nice fluffy soft
like sis it’s a blanket

[@provthegoat7780]

Lamp title:
ULTRA LIGHT BLINDING LIGHT 😤😤😤🗿🗿😂😂😳😳😏😱😱😱SURVIVAL LIGHT FOR NEWBIES ROBLOX MINECRAFT FORTNITE EPIC GAMES LAMP

[@TeddyBear-kz4eg]

marinaaa xD

[@kits6369]

@@provthegoat7780 Ok

[@shuu7113]

Good thing for bed I-

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

i- very accurate.

[@kyrat7293]

I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement

[@excuseu2563]

LMAO perfectly said

[@arandomstrangerontheintern9257]

Underrated comment.

[@izzieisdizzy1376]

so true

[@paulamanning5053]

Wish is that one kid who eats paper in school.

[@excuseu2563]

Paula Manning Once I ate paper cause someone told me it tasted like tacos lmao

[@islandburgoyne]

12:20 it was probably some like chinese advert thats been poorly translated so thats why it doesnt make a lot of sense

[@goosecalledjesus]

i have literally never laughed harder at a video

[@heartz4gracie]

fr same

[@nataliea.490]

Danny: *Talks about how you can buy teeth on Wish*
Tooth fairy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@isthatshadia]

Omg that's so funny lol

[@isthatshadia]

@@sophiaklimek4572 ??

[@Joel-qz7hi]

That's just where the tooth fairy sells them

[@jonnysandwich8199]

Natalie A. an actual steal

[@KetsYok]

I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this

[@atara500]

wow what a deal 😳

[@maddygreenb]

I got a wish ad for edibles

[@cheesecheese6950]

Did you buy him?

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMAO 😂

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Only 6 dollars

[@NowCG]

I showed this channel to my grandpa named Greg and when Danny said “What’s up Greg” he threw the food across the room

[@Changing_Subjects]

Never gets old. The "commercial" in the first half has me in stitches EVERY. TIME.

[@siriuslyconfused1]

I bought the hamster harness, they don’t have a hamster in the picture because no self respecting hamster will allow themselves to be harnessed, they just go squish and turn into a liquid and escape. Also the leash part is only about two feet long, so if you’re over about... two and a half feet tall your hamster would just be dangling from a string in the air.

[@miaalmeida4787]

a hamster harness pushes their organs u shouldnt do this

[@eleri_theda]

imagine looking out your window and u see someone crawling down the sidewalk walking their hamster

[@hoarsecorpse]

Don’t do this with hammies, they’re too smol. It’s better for guinea pigs but you should invest in a more expensive one so the baby doesn’t get too stressed form having a tight harness

[@lilj3045]

I used to walk my rabbits and ferrets out on the street but the only thing is u can’t let them run around like my dog

[@itswromicaxo]

@@hoarsecorpse no it's not good for guinea pigs bc they can break their back

[@ethanh4739]

I can read his shirt, where do I go now

[@SeanPAllen]

A few feet back

[@goddessoffortune6448]

the ranch

[@shxhebx2039]

Same

[@karagrant2365]

what does it say

[@joyfk4127]

Wakanda

[@christianclaydon8439]

Bro I laughed so much during the commercial! This channel has always been amazing and keep it up! XDXD

[@myproblematicbrain]

We need a part 2 to this

[@rachelcopper7414]

the cat blindfolds are muzzles for groomers and vets.....hope that eases some nerves lmao

[@ruesylvester]

it's still unsettling and sad to think that people have probably used stuff like this to abuse cats and other animals :(

[@saltt2069]

Yeah..

[@mariahmorales5616]

I’m planing to be a vet

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

@@mariahmorales5616 cool :)! I kind of want to do the same thing!

[@mariahmorales5616]

@@Benjamin-qd4ly 👍

[@catherineb196]

Danny is a lot like Wish: giving us what we never asked for and also what we never knew we needed.

[@xxspodsxx2078]

except minus the old man stalking sadly

[@reaganatchison3864]

right

[@atara500]

one time wish recommended me a shirt that just said “skate and jesus” i am very grateful for that recommendation

[@charkbait2002]

Catherine B trueee

[@ediibleteeth]

plot twist: Danny is the man at a computer running Wish

[@Posh_Quack]

“Why would you buy human teeth?”
“Maybe there’s a kink…
…in the supple chain.”

[@Posh_Quack]

Ah damnit it’s 1am I cant type sorry

[@jadedoddity]

I've gotten some heap arts supplies from wish in big packs, like small drawstring bags and signature brushes

[@galactic7458]

You’re acting like owning a Chicken Helmet™️ is a bad thing

[@myrrosen3167]

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats"
D E A L

[@wepti8753]

How did you add the “TM” after “Chicken helmet”?

[@wepti8753]

Is there a special button on mobile?

[@galactic7458]

@@wepti8753 it’s an emoji

[@wepti8753]

@@galactic7458 Oh okay, I don’t think I can use it because I’m on PC and the emojis we get are limited, but thanks

[@ericaa2863]

I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day

[@clairedavies2061]

He does, however only for legendary Greg's ( This is a joke. )

[@saucegod8867]

Can’t unhear

[@justinlewis8897]

HA

[@tirigonometri]

epic comment

[@radaradaaa1]

no

[@2BeeOrNot2Bee]

I like to watch Danny’s videos while doing things like ironing and other chores so I don’t have to think about the fact that I’m 17 and spend my Friday nights and weekends at home instead of out with friends.

[@codykhaos4987]

I've been watching your vids for a hot lil minute and this is by far one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

[@KillerKoifish]

Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.

[@grim8176]

Kid friendly black market

[@iptg2673]

@@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it

[@godofchaosandmadness7998]

The black market is scared of wish

[@patchedout___3195]

I would rather shop on the black market than wish

[@akeishaalconbueno6266]

asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf
*H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*

[@unrealcolby]

Let’s together wish

[@thenickster_fr]

Let’s together wish! Let’s together wish! Come come everybody just come!

[@skullspook1077]

ah yes

[@DorianTMChannel]

@@thenickster_fr just COME!

[@_melodyx]

Wish together let's

[@thenickster_fr]

DorianTM just come over here... *LETS* *TOGETHER* *WISH*

[@Ryansanders80]

The hampster harnesses are good for reptiles as well

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

I actually bought that men's tea from Wish once. And I can confirm that not only did it give me temporary abs for around 4 months, but it also set my underwear on fire. However, the fire was blue, not orange as they advertised it, so I was a bit disappointed

[@kingrei9014]

Plot twist: Wish is actually an organisation that works for the dark web

[@elenawolter9503]

I bet the company is smuggling drugs or something

[@beige4104]

Wouldnt be much of a surprise if you ask me

[@mataj0to561]

Elena Wolter they sold Glock full auto selector switched but the atf shut it down I was gonna but one but didn’t have money it’s on google I think

[@amyjade9538]

They ‘wish’ to steal all of your limbs and ship you plastic ones 😌✌️

[@kingrei9014]

They sell human teeth, Thats probably traumatizing for a kid to see online, Guns, Drugs, human parts is probably to the extreme level

[@garfield8793]

man, It’s been a while since we last heard that greg was the fastest growing army on youtube...

[@gracebordelon7052]

Someone must have searched it up

[@fia7022]

Dua Wauda damn

[@Wertyvid]

Craig is taking over

[@avawallace1554]

werty vid never

[@AzzyRiah]

@@Wertyvid shut up, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry

[@ihearteminem05]

“You can buy….. *hUmAn TeEtH* ”

[@Coolfat13]

"$1 for 30 ferrel cats" 💀

[@emilyogletree8382]

finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran

[@PD-ug5vf]

My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry

[@cathyg6594]

@@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.

[@alittlebitd3ad]

@@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin

[@PD-ug5vf]

MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.

[@zanonymousruiz9697]

I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused

[@ThePianiolist]

Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles

[@flipposlippo1510]

That sounds pretty cool tbh

[@shinyun3080]

I mean... Your probably not wrong...

[@neoagent3]

yeowch

[@tigerkat4419]

Never go hunger again

[@skymonk-mckenzie8993]

Attack on titan theme starts

[@MaikorCubero]

I work as a SPFX Artist and some times I use teeth to use in a sculpture or other times I use them on set to sell the illusion of some getting punch or as part of character the actor has to play that they lost a tooth on a fight.

[@Milkyskyy]

This intro is iconic and I watched this two years ago and still annoy ppl with this fabulous intro. Thank you.

[@lucasalsa6132]

we're living in the worst timeline, kurtis forgot his extra greeting and danny didnt even use the outro song

[@kingpuppy8302]

Which outro song-
He has too many to pick from at this point-

[@ee-lw8fq]

Blake Amberson true

[@scarlett5252]

Blake Amberson the one that goes “this video is over now (over now) go find something else to watch (or just watch this video again)”

[@gsiya4023]

@@scarlett5252 yeah true that's the official outro song

[@newta5208]

It's been tough getting by without my extra greeting 😓😥

[@marinakaynichols4266]

“Hard and slippery, just like the ladies like it!” Only Danny would say that and it not be sexual

[@comedictragedy8162]

Marina Kay Nichols i’m scrolling thru the comments and right as i was reading this comment danny said that lol

[@soi_dat_ta]

Nothing ever seems to be sexual when Danny says it-

[@moonlover9650]

@@soi_dat_ta i feel like yall are forgetting the pony up daddy video

[@voidfighter2908]

@@moonlover9650 No i don't forget it🤣

[@_4tr4mp0line]

@@comedictragedy8162 i thought your pfp was leon kuwata

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

12:10 maybe you can take cute pictures of cats and others will envy you through the internet?

[@nic_cki]

The skit that danny does for a bunch of the products sound like something you can hear in rick and morty on their tv that gets every channel in the universe