The Weird Side Of Amazon
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2024
- What this Amazon doing? Why this is Amazon doing this? Haha and we talk about Jeremy Renner too ok
also sorry this video is so dark and looks like an apology video or something we just moved and i don't know how to use my house yet
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People: *pretends to be Jeremy Renner*
Jeremy Renner: I'm about to end *my whole career*
Whoa
@@Natalia-dk2ph true evil in its most powerful form
Congratulations!! You made an actually funny and original version of this meme!
and an idiot hello Kermit :) fellow comrade
Damn
Can we get an F in chat for Jeremy?
I didn't think i'd hear "Jeremy Renner" and "pony up daddy" so many times
anoja31 pony up, Jeremy Renner
Your dad is lesbian.
Insisted Bot same
@@ombrenightcores4153 pony up daddy hawkeye
Ombre Nightcores this made me fuckin piss myself . thank u
now that dannys being a father, i think the community can agree to all send him 1 daddy saddle each
Yes
He can also get a couple more dads together, and bring the Daddy Drawn Carriage to life
@@classical3185 OMG YES
What??? Fr???
wait is this is a joke comment or does he actually have a kid--
To this day I still laugh at Drew accidentally spending $40 on stars on the Jeremy Renner app and being a #1 fan.
Same, I loved seeing the pan to Drew's account being 1# fan lol it's hilarious.
It literally makes me laugh my ass off any time I think about it. He withheld that information for so long in the video like it wasn't a big deal
im yo 1k like
I still dont understand how he didnt try getting a refund
@@simonsanchezkumrich8489he couldn’t lol. The app had no refunds they basically scammed him
Word Count
Jeremy Renner: 36
Daddy: 20
Dad: 20
Daddle: 5
I thought there would be more “daddy”s
no one cares but my classmates name is actually jeremy renner
Mummy: 2
S U S: 1
I know I heard police atleast more than once
Oh that guy wasn’t open mouth laughing, he was screaming.
yeah right
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
Olivia Ferguson LOL
@@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt damn that was a trip
His face actually looks photo shopped
DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ohmygod dude your channel is a legend 😂😂😂😂
I love whoever on the Pony Up, Daddy team decided to include the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs in that animation and either slipped it past the others or convinced them it was a worthwhile inclusion
it’s because using the pony up daddy will make you want to be obliterated by a meteor
glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the meteor lmao
I want everyone who watches this to promise that when Danny and Drew become fathers, we're sending them this. And by that i mean they're gonna get a thousand daddy saddles from a ton of different people.
Update: Since Danny is officially gonna become a dad, does anyone know if he has a po box or something?
I swear.
*if
@@sarasthoughts They both said they want to be fathers in the future.
I love how we're including drew in this even tho he's not in this video
Yes!!
"throw it back daddy"
BRO STOP IT I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE NOOOOOOO
Wtf is this trash video doing in the feed?
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Ah yes, the three types of daddys:
1) unenthusiastic
2) a bit too enthusiastic
3) throwing it back for a real one
You forgot the last one
4)gone
We all need to send him a saddle now that he's gonna be a dad
I used to give my piano teacher's kid pony rides a lot, and trust me, a saddle would have been wonderful.
Little kids are surprisingly bony, they slide off your back if you move too fast, and they really do want to grab onto your collar and strangle you 😂
Lotta work for some piano lessons...
Is your back OK?
@@haphuongnguyen3358 Thankfully I was young enough that I could crawl around with no problems. If I did it now I would probably break my back 😂
Yeah i used to give my siblings and cousins rides in the jumping balloon like i was a bull. It resulted in a lot of nosebleeds, so the daddy saddle probably wouldn't have prevented that lol
I feel like there's a whole story behind this, and we need to know.
Why was your piano teacher's kid around you?
How did you have the time to give pony rides while at piano lessons?
Why did the piano teacher let his kid ride his student's back?
Why did you let your piano teacher's kid use you as a horse?
How did this happen more than once?
We need answers dammit!
Since everyone's asking:
He says Jeremy/Jeremy Renner/ Mr. Renner 38 times
He says Daddy 23 times (26 including the song)
He also swore 21 times (22 with the song)
Do with this information what you will
thanks😄
Imma copy paste it then. Thx
I didn’t notice any swearing, that’s weird.
I couldn't think of a name dont please just credit him
what about the number of times Daddle was said?
Jeremy Renner doesn’t sound like a name or word anymore because Danny said it so many times
cri cat i read daddy instead of danny 😭
He says some combination of Jeremy/Renner 38 times in the video
This phenomenon is called ‘semantic satiation’.
@@KyloRenmcgoo thats really cool
stella you’ve listened to his song “Daddy” too much.
I feel like it’s odd Danny didn’t comment on the fact that the only dad that looked enthusiastic about the Daddle was very clearly photoshopped.
DANNY'S WIFE IS PREGNANT SEND IN THE DADDY SADDLES
I thought Danny was gregnet 💔
“Weird side of amazon”
Only talks about Jeremy Renner and Daddy saddles
It gets weirder when the Jeremy Renner saddle comes out
Maybe it's a saga
Lil Wil daddle saddles*
Pony up Daddy
Whats your point
Danny - “Ooh shit daddy, throw it back” Laura listening through door - “wtf...”
👀
Laura: 👁👄👁
💀
most of the time when he records she isn’t home but after watching this video i wish she was
Oh fck hahaha
I used to ride my dad’s back as a kid. NEVER HAVE I EVER NEEDED A SADDLE FOR HIM.
So you like going bareback with your daddy
@@kassowary8673 goddammit Alan
I prefer to raw dog my mommie. That…..that’s a adjective for riding a horse too, r.right?
@@kassowary8673 -I love you so much I hate you
@@notatrollll if you need me I'll be rinsing out my eyes with holy water😂
Im three years late, but I've always loved Danny's energy in this one. He truely feels like something just pretending to be human.
"how long are these kids riding their dad for"
this... this is not a good sentence
What's wrong with it? He just wants to know for how long the kids are riding on their father's back using the Pony Up Daddy saddle.
Especially since the one they used for the animation was a little girl... And I... Don't like that.
I n c e s t
*”PoNY uP dAdDYYyYYyyyYy~”*
「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」
go commit no
the idea of Danny inadvertedly ruining Jeremy Renner's life is too much
THATS A VOCABULARY WORD
anaiaram
I love it
anaiaram 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜 is your middle name
That idea is everything🤠
This is for Danny why don't you post any more 😭😭😭😭
Pony up Danny.
10:54 it’s 3 AM, I suddenly woke up, I can’t move and… and I see that at the foot of my bed.
Let’s together die.
I see I am not the only one who has nightmares about this creature at the foot of your bed at the middle of the night
10:58
Those pictures are just Jeremy Renner Hunting You For Sport
The most dangerous game
Jeremy Renner releases you into the woods and hunts you for sport ASMR
A. Don’t give Jeremy Renner ideas!!!
A. ahh omg
This should be a series
Danny trying to pretend he hasn’t bought the daddle saddle:
Lily Paterson first comment on a 1000 like comment
@@Jekhi how special you are oh wow oh god someone quick get the red carpet
Kizzywoo60 why?
@@vexations_on_discount r/woooooooooosh
this is my first time getting wooooshed and I feel so honored thank you for this Ryan / Roblox
Commenting from December 2023, and Danny officially is a dad!!!!
He NEEDS to try the pony up daddy as soon as the baby is old enough!!! 🙌🏻
12:02 A trip through time... straight to the day of the most cataclysmic event in the history of the earth.
i can’t remember the last time i heard “daddy” said/referenced so many times & it was about actual fathers
That’s exactly what I was thinking the whole time
@@zeynepsevgi5735 DaDdYkInS
The word daddy has been ruined for me
Im concerned
*DaDdY cHiLL*
“Daddy was really throwing it back”
Riley Lane “ god damn these kids are brutal just fucken choking thier daddies”
Beeb it was hilarious
Sorrenz Z lmao
I WAS THE 666TH LIKE ON THIS COMMENT ITS OFFICIALLY CURSED
A. Fry how dare you satan will be in contact
Now that Danny has a kid he needs to get with drew & kurtis to make the daddy drawn carriage
PONY UP, DANNY 🎉
"He is so sad, he don't even wanna show his face. His cowboyface. His cowface." ~Danny Gonzalez
Diella Rabah Abriana Wina There are no replies in this comment so I wanna be the first one
And i the second
Nice
Danny 2019 yes I’m 4 years late ok
“that daddy is really throwing it back, damn”
Danny, 2019
805 likes and been out for 3 months with no comments will I guess I'll be your first
Marin Sw if I speed it up-
😂
_daddle_
Marin Sw _daddleinmysaddle_
I would like you to know that I laughed at the little “it comes with a bit to put in your dads mouth” part so hard I think I felt acid in my throat digesting my potato chips
We should gift him that saddle rn
“You owe me the ride of my life, daddy.” *Jesus Christ Danny*
Izzy M ahhhhhhhhhhh
Aghhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
iykyk 😔👊
Jesus fucking Christ, I mean I was thinking it but I’m just glad I didn’t have to say it
(6
U )
(6
Me: sleeping
Demon: PONY UP DADDY
im wheezing
PONY UP DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stroke: occured
*Come on daddy*
@@desireddreams0000 nice name
Y'all, Danny is gregnant! Start sending that dad saddle 😅
I love how he talks about Jeremy like he's the world's most famous person when I've literally never heard of this man in my life until now
Troll: I am Jeremy Renner
Jeremy Renner: I'm about to end my whole career
Zariah Tv No.
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“how long are these kids riding their dads for?” DANNY NO
I think this video needs to be on another website with dark mode
Oh god
I read that as “DADDY NO”
I was about to comment something similar
i was thinking that too-
WAIT YALL HE CAN USE THE DADDY SADDLE NOW!! HES PREGGERS WITH A BABY ON THE WAY ❤❤❤❤
Man this is one of my favourite videos of Danny's, so insanely funny.
_”daddle” is definitely a word i never needed to hear_
Elizabeth Catherine Sample
sorry this is irrelevant but how do u do the italics lmao
@@atara500 put the word in between two underscores, eg.
_ word _
Just without the spaces =)
@@lanzamentality ur -mom- *_daddy_*
_Oh my god thank you I've been trying to figure this out for ages_
underscoreSimone - _hella_
I wouldn’t call this video “weird side of amazon” but rather just “Jeremy renner update & dad saddle review”
Sean Lopez Sean are you okay
@@seanlopez7742 what the actual hell
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I just wasted my time looking at this and because of that, I won't be back 💯💯💯
@@seanlopez7742 wtf you are everywhere!
13:35 killed me
6:05
Those articles get more scary when you find out that Jeremy Renner played Jeffery Dahmer. I'm not joking, and sorry for typing about it.
“riding” “kids” and “daddy” should not go together
Whys that? Seems normal to me
professional hype girl and boyband enthusiast
Laurenljj stop I was young when I put that as my bio 😔😔
cameron walker say what.
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 probably a inappropriate meaning
the only dad that was having a good time with the saddle literally had his entire head photoshopped on
He didn't have a head until now so of course he'd be happy
@@Waluigi_Time778 screw you for making me wheeze in science class
And it wasn’t even made the right size
Oh yeah….😅
Wow. They didn’t even try to edit the image right-
Danny has to 100% get this for his child
he should do a review
Out of context Danny quotes episode 2:
“I’m gonna ride you around for hours”
“I did not bit her, I did not”
Oh hi mark
🤣🤣
I did naaaaat.
I did not hit her its not true.
Bit? You mean bite? Or hit?
“too many trolls on the app”
drew. drew is the troll.
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@Andrew Lopez whats that now
Can you watch : ⏬
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now that danny is a father... pony up danny
I wonder what Danny is gonna do with all the damn daddy saddles he's gonna receive for the next few years. Everyone please pray for this man and his back, and for his daddles 😔
I literally couldn’t breathe at the whole “throw it back daddy” section lmao. The amount of second hand embarrassment I got from just hearing a person say that was devastating,,,
Specialtea
I got the exact same feeling, equal parts wincing and laughing.
I've been watching that like an hour and it doesn't get old
I totally lost it 😂
“This daddy’s throwing it back 😳 Pony up daddy” Had to be the funniest thing ive ever heard
things are getting a little wild at caillou's house
Ella W i saw this comment right as he said if 🤣🤣
Yeah, "funniest" is NOT the adjective that came to mind for me😖🤢🤮
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 PLSSS IM ROTATING ON THE X AXIS
But is it a joke though? 🤔🤔😂
You gotta get that daddle Saddle now Danny, it doesn't even matter if you flim using it just tell us how your son/daughter reacted/thinks of it
9:55 his head looks edited in
the lighting is way off lol
Jeremy Renner’s cover photo for his amazon shop looks like if you wrote “man fishing royalty free” on google images lol
LMFAOOO
Please tell me I’m not the only one who actually searched this to see how accurate this was
But edited out the watermark and put a basic font over it 😂
Gerad M nah bro i did it too
I googled this and you’re 100% right
No one:
Literally no one:
Jeremy Renner: writes suicide note for his app
CJB 07 this meme sucks
7:18 you danny. you are now gregnant and must bear the daddle
TIME TO PONY UP DANNY 🎉🚼
Troll: "Yes I am Jeremy Renner"
Jeremy Renner: "damn gotta throw the whole app away"
If only facebook did that
Nice
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danny said “daddy” 47 times in less than fifteen minutes, and this is his career. can’t say im not jealous.
You counted?
*_what a legend_* 👏😔
Marlon omg. 😂
14 minutes 58 seconds* daddy
@@subthot138 "less than 15 minutes"
Legend Says: Correcting People Is Annoying.
“Oh cool you can dress like a knight too and your dad will still wanna die” 😭☠️
8:20 As an uncle with no kids of my own, I'm relieved to hear that I'm safe from the daddle.
“Yee-naw” okay Kurtis Conner chill
Emily Stewart I felt like he’d have to reference “yee-yee” at some point. Lol
"Jesus man, how long are these kids riding their dad for?"
Is a question I never want to hear Danny ask again.
Pony up _daddy_
Denki Time *no* 😭😂
Denki Time he’s my father, and my *daddy*
Artistically I don’t know if this an innocent text or the dirty one.
*insert moaning noises*
Watching this video now that Danny has a kid, he should probably get a Pony Up Daddy.
Danny get the saddle
Imagine breaking into Danny’s house and seeing him just sitting in that setup in silence
Edit: hold up it says this video is #1 on trending? That can’t be right
That's all he ever does. Nothing else, he just sits in that room forever. The tour was the only time he left that room. Laura has to slide his food under the door for him to eat.
I'd back up slowly into the window I came from
I’d give him my therapist’s business card
Clumsy Captain that’s my dream
I'd run
The fact that they didn’t name it the “Pony Up Papa” is so frustrating
Help I just imagined smurfette breaking in papa smurf's cottage at night, stood staring at his face in the dark from the side of the bed and when he woke up said quietly _"pony up, papa"_
@@sincerecinnamon WHAT SNBAJBJ
@@sincerecinnamon I hate the image you have just put into my, and everyone else’s heads
@@sincerecinnamon I hate you 😭
@@sincerecinnamon thank you ☺
13:45
I was thinking more of a greek chariot and bull wip
Pony up danny you are a daddy now
this entire video was basically just a “that’s what she said” joke
true
"Yee-NAW!!"
(Kurtis Conner has entered the chat-)
Yee yee
Hopefully he won't rejoin lmao
when i heard that i was like where did i hear that same joke before...?
If you go to 12:02, when the kid is riding the dinosaur, you see the asteroid about to hit! 😂
Amazon questions are hilarious. People answer randomly.
About a men's grooming product question, one answer was, "I don't know, I'm a woman and I've never used it."
Lots of people sign on to say, "I don't know." Weird.
Thanks for the helpful answer!
My Dad: “Do the dishes.”
Me: “Pony up, B I T C H.”
Hey squiward your getting a spin off
ugh wanted to like but it’s 420
Nice
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It's you, again.
"Jesus man, how long are these kids riding their dad for?"
Danny 2019
he saidd sus before it was a meme: 12:22
Sussy
The person saying “no only for uncle” is referencing the Miranda sings show, because like the uncle uses the saddle for Miranda? I honestly didn’t watch the show, I’m just basing it off me walking by while my sister watches it😭
Did anyone else notice that the dad that was smiling looked like his head is edited on?
oh no
Yes, it looks photoshopped
Oh same
He looks like brendan urie
ItzNessa Boi Sorry about being annoying but it’s Brendon, not Brendan
I honestly believe Danny talks about Jeremy Renner more than his wife
Madeline L Danny has a wife?
Bina G he does. I was surprised too
Same ^
Isn't Danny 14??
@@puffy77 hah classic
Can we address how adorable Danny's little folding table is??!?!
Danny can finally buy the pony up daddy
Nobody:
Jeremy renner: this is my favorite knife
Thats funny asf
Ha ha yes, this is funny.
Y did I laugh?
Danny, you said a whole lot of sentences that shouldn’t of been said.
GayPop you summed up the entire comment section. thank you.
Jesus Christ JDJSKSJFJD I’M SORRY
GayPop don’t worry i meant it in a good way lol
like we really don’t need the hundreds of comments saying the same thing when we have this one as a summary
😂😂😂😂
Jesus Christ Thank you,, I tried my best
the weird energy of the commercial is truly fitting to watch at 4:30 in the morning
12:23 when the father is sus :)
Jeremy Renner: * deletes app * *There can only be one JeremyRenner*
Nora Lineberger And I am the only one
Nora Lineberger yo nice profile pic
Nora Lineberger is that adam and shiro 🥺
keith partovi that’s what I was thinking-
this would’ve been 100x better without the nobody
Context is EVERYTHING.
"It's not that hard to just... grab on to your dad."
"I'm sure you could put it on an uncle."
"Oooh, wow... Sheriff Blue."
"Just strap it on and take your kids for a ride!"
"He's actually happy to be playing with his daughter."
"This dude is getting a creepy amount of joy from crawling around on the floor."
"All the fun stuff is happening up here. There shouldn't really be anything cool or interesting going on down here. It should really just be tiring and painful what's going on down here."
"Pony up, daddy! You owe me the ride of my life."
"Oh, s***, daddy, throw it back! This daddy's really throwin' it back."
"Just riding one daddy? That's lame. And kids these days are resourceful."
"And then there's a group of like six harnesses in front that you strap a bunch of daddies into."
👁️👄👁️
😂🌺
I miss the days when "daddy" was just an alternative word for "father".
"I'm gonna ride you for hours... happy father's day!"
@@xhelixshotx Ikr
10:47 ITS MIDNIGHT AND IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD
I like the fact that when she's riding a cartoon dinosaur there's just a massive fucking meteor in the background
What's that about
I can’t wait till danny has a kid and everyone gifts him Pony Up Daddy
Pony Up Danny
iamglitchie wait this is good
Small horse up, father
compressed horse upwards, father
Miniature 4 legged rideable animal up, fatherly figure
“Yee-haw more like yee-naw” kurtis Conner vibes niceeeee
Yee yee
lmao i can imagine him saying that
"How long are these kids riding their daddies?"
That is something nobody wants to hear out of context
@@oraandrews2815 i dont even want to hear it in context
*i just dont wanna hear it*
he should’ve said “yee-paw”
Renner is an outdoor type guy.
He ran himself over with his own giant Snow Cat plowing a road ffs.
I love how the start of the video was giving me a nice and friendly vibe but then it quickly escalated to Danny being creepy in the back and he just disappeared and started teleporting everywhere