POV I'm Your Vampire Dad
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@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-
ok
Its a straight banger danny
This guy’s thought process:
“im hot”
Lol
his mind:
*_[V O I D]_*
Song name at 1:11?
@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT
@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it
POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶
Yes😆😆😆
like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley
When is it to late to yeetus the festus
phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh
For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad
@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down
polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot
The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that.
If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality.
Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)
@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀
The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.
It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀
Fr it’s my favorite Danny song
no it wasent
@@Lizzoncker 👎
oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist
When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.
I see you’re from Kurtistown as well.
Im not jealous. Im not.
_im not_
*whispering intensifies*
Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this
Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?
And they've been with Jessie >:(((
there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends
I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend
don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends
What about vampire boyfriend?
What about werewolf boyfriends?
Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️🌈
The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line
I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones.
Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.
"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?
Ikr
Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?
This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.
Danny is Bella confirmed lol.
I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**
“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.
NOOO lmao
Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...
ARE YU LOST BABYGORL
R U LOST BBY GORL
I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀
I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀
Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches
Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate
I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes
I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.
@@k.k.slider3820 whats CSA??
@@rvcomebackmarch3746 child sexual abuse
K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)
Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.
He sounds like the real mvp
@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve
One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol
Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it
I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong
Danny just single handedly made better tiktoks than the dude who exclusively makes POVs- I want a full tiktok of HIS vampire dad-
12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny
Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares
I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣
All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"
I was just thinking this omg
don’t disrespect draco like this 😿
the way i cackled at this comment
@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.
Draco Malloy, anybody?
"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town"
I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter
Underrated comment
@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!
POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown
@@ally_defrates and also he is the mafia
Maye hoffman
He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.
''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot
8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS
Lol
POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.
Gotta make you understand
a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up
Ah yes,the two genders
1. Serial killer boyfriend
2. Serial killer boyfriend haver
Imagine the gays tho
Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo
@@horse_stan6007 yessir
@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget
I'm both😎
/hj(?)
@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Pickup the phone baby 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi
👋
17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS
I prefer the bully line.
@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire
the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good
@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh
"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot."
Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.
Eissaphir czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
Hazem Hesham but why-
He most definitely did
@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll
He wasn’t wrong tho 😺
This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes
I just came back to this 4 months later.....
Bruh
Does it
Does it really
Stranger danger
My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help
babygorl*
5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious
14:48 i love how the vampire dad appeers looking incredibly drunk and just staring at the sky while he is about to murder them
this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction
Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao
truth
ow
never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!
PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.
Yesss
He's amazing x)
Cristalskulle I absolutely love him
Please!
Just like GUYS MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY
the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song
Real
ur so real for that
Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?
POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg
IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD
BYE LMFAOOOO
crap
ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe
*We ae geg*
Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you.
Vampire Danny:
Vampire Dad will be right back
love the profile picture
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
14:47
@@Kat-li9nj Who is that
PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE
' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. '
that actually made me laugh sm
POV: we are no longer greg, we are just geg.
g e g
GEG BITCH GEGGGGGG
𝙒𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜 𝙚 𝙜 𝙜 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜
geg geg
I see that 😂
My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings
Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀
thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO
“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”
Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?
Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well
you should get an oscar for vampire dad. the twists, the acting, it's all top-notch.
I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic
The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them
I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog
@@beth1269 lol
@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...
@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that
Same, *my family would never to that*
POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.
POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back
Hehehehehehhehehehehhe
Good ethical guy
Nightmare fuel lol
That’s the first thing I noticed 😆
I can’t stop laughing at the spoons our vampire boyfriend has in the background
Just fucking realized they’re medals or something
Your comment honestly made me laugh so much imagining like this hot, brooding vampire guy that just has a collection of various spoons displayed on his wall like a grandmother or something. By night he’s a blood thirsty monster, by day he’s a collector of big spoons.
Not me actually gagging when he "undress you with his eyes"
Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.
Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny
You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?
Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god
Same
oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again
i don’t like how he’s normalizing men being creepy and stalkerish. his little girl fans are gonna think that’s ok
exactly
Then they’ll actually run into that and most (I hope) will go “oh lol nvm fuck that”
It’s all part of the massive push towards normalizing pedophilia.
I think.
Thanks prison Mike
Thank you prison mike
"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg
Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious!
Yours,
Greg (I guess)
Literally his entire account revolves around him thinking he’s hot.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
he is tho
Danny or Goverbose
@@andreykozyrev492 might want to get your eyes checked bro
This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.
how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D
This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.
Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy
It is quirky just horrible
he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
i need danny to make a whole vid of vampire dad its just litterly the funniest thing ever
“Stop romanticizing vampires their blood sucking monsters”
Me who just played Baldur’s Gate:
👁️👄👁️
I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal
i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...
He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.
I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up
imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good
These TikToks are the natural evolution of those WattPad kidnapping stories. Except instead of girls writing them as a creative outlet, it's adult ass men trying to convince themselves that they don't need therapy cause they have clout.
OOF,
I did not prepare myself for that finishing part
This is what I was thinking. These people are just getting their content from popular wattpad tropes.
Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
I love the way you expect and almost create continuity between his videos, that quite literally have none.
As someone who had their ex constantly come to their house uninvited because ”you weren’t answering your phone”, it’s not cute. It’s controlling and manipulative.
Lol OK Karen
@@kings3411 imagine being so low of a human that you completely discard someones trauma and call them a karen because of their name. smh.
@@kings3411 good response but wrong situation
@@kings3411 that's not funny
@@kings3411 I will continue the chain of people who would call you stupid, because you are. Seriously your joke is not funny and used in the wrong context, making it borderline cringey and insensitive
G- Serial
E- Killer
G- Boyfriend
g - greg
e -
g -
G - Vampire dad
E - killed
G - the kids
yes
Omg I think you’re on to something
The prophecy is TRUE
I'll never get tired of this video, already lost count of how many times I've watched it
Danny... I sincerely do not know how you got through these with your sanity intact holy fuck. Also Vampire dad and serial killer boyfriend fucking got me im literally cackling trying to stifle my laughter bc its 3am lmfao 😭
I hate how Vampire dad looks like he's trying to flirt with his kid.
Right, like I feel like yours supposed to still be attracted to the dad
ya just makes me uncommfy like there got to be do many thirst traps you can do, that's the one you want to do? like really man.
*banjos play forebodingly in the distance*
Yeah lol
*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*
“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot”
Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history
N I’mun
only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he
8:28
14:00
so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?
12:58 will be an image that will forever remind me why i'm truly greg
12:16 WHY IS HE OPENING HIS MOUTH SO WIDE?? even when you cant see it, you can see his jaw and he's unhinging it SO MUCH. is he trying to swallow them??
When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard
thank you for the information user Vanja
I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝
@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too
2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”
I *DIED*
the whole “being cool because my dad has power” thing has draco malfoy energy
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
"Wait until my vampire dad hears about this" was the perfect way to end that sketch.
His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.
in holy water
while clutching a rifle for self defense
WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones
@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection
@@VicerimusMortem
Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something.
Sometimes less is more.
Why does Danny look like he’s on a green screen of his own room?
Oh my god, you're right
Don't call Danny out like that lmao
I think he is pranking us again lol
Collynd Yezkiel Yeah Hawaiian shirt is pretty suss 😅
he geg
i would easily watch 13 seasons of danny doing vampire dad, what a gold mine. the makeup makes it so good, vampire dad looks absolutely zonked.
“Wait until my vampire dad here’s about this!” “yOU rAnG??” “AHHHHH”
The ultimate fanfiction: your serial killer boyfriend fights your stalker boyfriend and kills him, but then he tries to abuse you and the mafia boss's son kills him. You take him to meet your vampire dad who turns him into a vampire as well and everyone lives happily ever after
Edit: damn I did not expect this to get so many likes, might actually write this fic (chill out guys you can't rush perfection)
Update: I'm almost done with the first chapter, will link it when i put it up on ao3
Update 2: archiveofourown.org/works/28617570 it's kinda short but there will definitely be more i love this so much (chapter 2 is almost finished)
The ultimate fanfic indeed.
I‘d read that
I’m on the floor 😂 lmao
Beautiful; a true masterpiece ❤️
Well then
At this point, I've just accepted the fact that now, *I'm truly GEG.*
gEG
g e g
geg
G e g
G E G
Definetly a comfort vid
The vampire dad skits never get old 😂
Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))
And make it ✨"sexy"✨
This also relates to fujoshis
ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯
Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot
True crime community be like
POV: you're watching a grown man fantasize about abusing his girlfriend
EXACTLY AHHAHANHNHS
And stalking her
Lol exactly what im doin
scary
yikes
This is my favourite Danny video just because of his Vampire Dad character
I want a full series of vampire dad and Danny as all the characters
I can’t help but look at “geg” during the entire video.
GEG
*bLaspHemY*
To wacky if you ask me
@@ThatsStarless yeah, it should only be on his second channel, where he drinks la croix
I didnt notice until I read this and now it’s all I can look at
Why is he acting so sexual towards his “daughter”
That’s my question 🧍♀️
facts like, STAY BACK 🤺🤺🤺🤺
@@arianna1906 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
**sweet home Alabama intensifies**
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@arianna1906 GET AWAYYY🤺🤺🤺🤺 GET AWAYYY 🤺🤺🤺🤺
LMFAOOO "we're serial killer done" 😭🙏
These are memories. Thank u Danny.
Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.
💀💀
RIP
Danny, we good
geg
Had us in the first half ngl
POV: You bully me but my Dad works at McDonalds and you aren’t ever getting a Big Mac again. 😤😡😉
My dad is Ronald mc donald
Well my dad is the manager😤😡
POV: my dad owns roblox and he is going to ban you forever if you bully me again
My dad knows how to make better burgers on our grill.
I also don’t eat Big Macs.
That’s ok we like happy meals more
this era of the jumbled greg letters is something i miss every day it brought me so much joy and anticipation to see what it was gonna look like in the next video lmao
I would love an entire Vampire Dad sitcom made by Danny and only Danny.
Wait so he pretends to be our dad... But he keeps looking "seductively" into the camera... So we're supposed to be attracted to our dad?
Right
Electra complex... just kidding. I don't think there is any psychology theory that justifies "Daddy POV videos".
yes, they’re sick asf
ew.
is is that what those pov dad tiktoks r? bc I've never heard of them until now. wish I didn't.
"What do your kids do?"
"My kid is a lawyer"
"My kid is a vet"
"Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok"
"..."
lmfao
"Well, formerly my kid."
Yeah, my ex kid.
Serial killer ex kid
@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao
Danny is that kind of a CZcamsr that can make you laugh in every single video
i spit out my water at "oh shit, what a badass dude.. he's got a dad!" just caught me so off guard
“My dads the richest turtle in the world”
HAH PEASANT MY DAD IS A VAMPIRE GRAPE
sad gnome how’s he recovering from the surgery?
~Bowser Jr
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol Koopa Kid would like to have a word with you.
“My dad’s Mitch McConnell.”
“You can tell dinner every night is like Thanksgiving dinner at any other house.”
I feel like this guy reads a lot of wattpad stories.
Yes a little to much 🤔
@A B if someone becomes a bts member i will gladly-
i do but this is just straight up weird and creepy
I’m concerned for the people who write those stories
@@KingOfGaymes me and u both
Gacha mini movie titles be like:
POV im your vampire dad is the best GLMV title
"who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad" perfect
half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"
this sent me
Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣
why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣
@Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs
kim taehyung jmgghbbnb
when bae is abusive and doesn’t respect you at all 🤩🤩
Twelve year old girl's writing wattpad stories be like:
@@randompatchofgrass5034 😂😂😂😂
ok pack it up nate jacobs 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
he is literally romanticizing abuse and teaching the young girls watching his povs that abuse is okay
999
most underrated danny video ever
He’s absolutely right. My ex stalked me when I broke up with him among other things but I digress. I find it a huge red flag when a guy starts showing obsessive tendencies. It’s not attractive. Only people who have actually been stalked and terrorized would understand.