Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For
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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.
WHAT
JACKKKKK AHAHHA
I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes
YO
"Your cousin has cancer heal her"
"Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "
@@cr3ep_er 🤣
😂🤣
The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus?
No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼♀️
Selfish mermaids
@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?
She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.
When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom
👏👏👏
Wikihow really out here changing lives huh
Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her
D. Frost sure
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀
She should have made him pee his pants.
I mean, he was a murderous creep
She's worse than hama
@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?
@@Book_Heaven803ikr
I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.
Yeah
And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.
and Danny excusing the hunters
sad moments
@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right
@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood
girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
siren: water
😂😂😂
😏she tries to stay away
water: blushes
no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water
@@thephoenix1643 omggggg
Your body is made up of 65% water,
_and siren is thirsty.._
WAIT NONONONONO-
Lol
Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens
FBI OPEN UP
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"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune
Thank you!! I thought so too
Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans
A unique whale?
I noticed this as well.
"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
*proceeds to remove 100% of him*
Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol
I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something
this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11
lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy
A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher
Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky
She caused covid-19
Lol
Siren:...
Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”
Mans broke his wrist touching a door
Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*
Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand
Broo this left me dying 😂
why is this funny XD
Most of the women in town are mermaids.
Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.
Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.
@@shwahgamerRealistic
The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood
Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.
There's a film called aquamarine about two regular gals who meet a mermaid. It's not a masterpiece and I'm probably remembering it thru nostalgia tinted glasses but hey it's a something! (I think it's called aquamarine anyway, it was definitely a gemstone ik that much)
@@thesingingsirenz4714oh thanks-
@@thesingingsirenz4714how dare you that movie is absolutely a masterpiece
oh that would be epic
There’s Ponyo. She’s a main character, but not the main character.
"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*
I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man
Guy is a French name tho 😔
yet
The comments always hold gold
Guy sensei: *starts shaking*
'Are they singing?'
'no, they're filing their taxes'
So that's why they're wailing.....
hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).
Lmao
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STOP NO
Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do
i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo
lmao
99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that
@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.
@@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!
@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care
LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."
Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭
The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.
yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma
Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously
"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."
yes
"why would anyone go to the bathroom?"
"guys my bones are gettin' squishy"
I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO
rxse quartz me too omg
This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol
@@oliviaviacell who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?
You look like your 40
17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time:
-the way the poor kid sounds so desperate
-the music is so dramatic
-how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face
-we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason???
-the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking
-the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god
its so funny oh my god
I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.
He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. @Gossamaggs
“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him
Creepus Deletus
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that
That means siren wants to breathe and love you
@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭
The other 40% is his clothes
“Are they singing?”
“No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”
Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣
Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.
@@Zenigundam
Really?
They're responsible for me and millions of others?
Cool.
@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?
@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.
I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀
yah it was a joke that went over your head
I watched this on amazon and it said “fun fact: Jack Dylan Grazer says this is his worst movie” 💀
Siren: I want my REAL mom
The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐
Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD
lol
Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
I cackling
She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left
"your body is made of 65% water!"
**Makes 100% of him disappear**
My first song
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@@diordo4109 congratulations :D
brainmare stop spamming
Trishiee V where’s the other 35%
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Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.
Omg lmao
The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.
“Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”
Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf
Katara is typing..
Katara will train her
That’s exactly what I was thinking
@@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara
“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*
aleiah leilua *almost 12*
aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-
I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually
Lmfaooooo
I was like wtf girl
the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly
21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
*There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*
danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
he clearly hasnt watched the lorax
Clearly
It’s a movie
The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
Some random dude: yea?
Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Literally they bliss out when they breathe
@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol
Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.
Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day
honestly, where's the lie?
James Hay same
Lol, good comment
Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA
I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.
15:13 “are they singing?”
This is like sitting in a restaurant and asking: “WhAt Is HaPpeNing ArE tHey eAtInG?!”
Like what did the writers think of that line lol-
Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*
Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)
@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?
@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂
So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”
She got mommy issues 😬
Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren
Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-
Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you
Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it
24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?
Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something
Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol
They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing
My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD
Same Danny, same.
“Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him
Same
Me too
She basically did
Exactly but no, the way my jaw was on that beach floor
That would've been a much better solution
If the birth mom wanted to protect her daughter from hunters, then WHY DID SHE NAME HER DAUGHTER *SIREN*
FOR REAL LIKE WHO DOSE THAT
Like, wtf mom
tbh, why would she keep her out and away from the ocean if she wanted to keep her away from the hunters, who live on land.
Like say your child is a centaur your not gonna name them after earth pony’s omg my little pony
Reverse psychology
One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤
IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(
Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can
Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
Also Siren: literally deletes the guy
Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.
She deleted him harder than Monika every could
your*
Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass
She just D4C'd that man
This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it
Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story
Flash back
Omg I used to be so into H2O
"I've got it"
don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again
How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man
NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭
“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment
so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know
Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.
You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you
70 % actually, but it depends on your age
This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert
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I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you
@@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop
Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew
That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade
i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy
Uh oh 😰
“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂
“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.
That's so true lol
Omg 😂
Oh lmfao
I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao
@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.
“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison
My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
I love everysingle supporter
brainmare 😂😂😂 no
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@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
(For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )
@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg
6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?
... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"
Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore
Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*
@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃
🥺
^ You guys are scaring the children
I
Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME
@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL
“i WaNt ThAt GiRl” creepy guy said calmly.
@Treat Channel it’s a joke from the harry potter audio book compared to the film
@Logan O'Hara it’s a joke from the harry potter audio book compared to the film
Dumbledore who?
I'm keeping *MY* pigs
Did he really act like that?
*man tries to kidnap mermaid girl, INSTANTLY regrets it!*
11:09 rare footage of the crying child
This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in
@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying
Well did you?
No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us
WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8
Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.”
*that’s called puberty, sis*
Her: :O
ohhhhhh
You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨
Li hä oh god you’re right 😬
Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .
bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀
This is honestly one of my comfort videos on CZcams. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂
Siren: my body's changing and I can't stop it
Me: *puberty*
yeah
Also hi fellow mha fan
Lmao
@@lucygacha1327 silence gacha
@@MAL1GNANT i deny your request sir
Lmao why is this me-
Nobody:
Danny: uses British accent to mimic American children
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.......but it true tho
😂😂😂😂
@Rosalyn Taylor i thought you were a lesbian
Rosalyn Taylor Holy shit dude I thought you were lesbian
HAHAHA YEAH I WAS JUST LIKE WTF
21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.
( my my poo poo )
Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds
I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn
Dam this is just my comfort video 😅
Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all
My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”
Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.
Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass
@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?
What about you’re shellfish
This movie is like something 10 year old me would write
I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...
My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them
Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING.
Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)
Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha
Offense to 10 years olds
Same
Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.
When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol
This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories
100% I would have written this when I was 14
Yeah...
Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"
Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O
The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.
Siren: *is named siren*
Me: So like the mermaid thingy
Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance
Yup
I had the same reaction 😂
I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing
Ingrid Moore LOL
To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”
Adam: *Gets severely injured*
Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*
“You’re body is 60% water”
*proceeds to destroy 100% of his body*
Maybe she vibrated the blood so hard that is evaporated everything
@@garf3480 yes logical
@@garf3480 i don't think that's how stuff works but ok-
@@-Rabit- have you heard of sarcasm
@@garf3480 idk how your reply had anything to do with sarcasm but yes i have
“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?
Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.
Holy shit you cracked the code
omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared
Lmaoooooo
THE CONNECTIONS
5:03 for free??
💀💀
i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids
Danny: second on trending
Drew: third on trending
wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn
Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz
@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss
20th sub you have to update your youtube description now
I AM
Oh
"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*
I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.
I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
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Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person
As an asthmatic... I love air
"They ballin out here" got me laughing as hell💀💀
This movie feels like a badly written Wattpad fanfiction.
Bruh this right here
it’s a subplot to the fan fiction about danny and drew
@Amethyst Aquarius OMG WOAHHHHHHHHHH
Except it's
*c h i l d f r i e n d l y*
Ohhhhhhhh that's what I was thinking of
“Are they singing?”
“No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”
*home depot theme intensifies*
No sweetie there installing windows xp
*Empire theme song intensefies too*
@@calliahrawls4396
It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store
@@Dgero yes i love that
i remember watching this movie as a child and being absolutely obsessed it was so bad lmfao 😭
this is such a great commentary youtube video. such a popular one at that too. love the content mr. Danny Gonzalez! 😂
Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters
Because Plot reasons
That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.
Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-
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@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.
opposite of the movie:
skin: humans are real
This needs more likes
Or Skin: Humans Are Fake
Feathers: Birds are real
Fur: dogs are fake
Warm: Global Warming is real
The 'you gotta teach me that' girl must be a 'pure breed' as well, since at the start one of the women said moving water is a power of pure breeds exclusively (paraphrased)
You got me dying 😂😂😂 Danny, I am so happy I ran across you. Life has just gotten a bit brighter with your comedy. I love it.
“So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice”
So they *are* sirens-
you’re onto something
Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie
No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren
Help why did I think of an ambulance-
I love the profile pic
The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family
Many shessss a mermaid
It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES
@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe
I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing
this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.
this is my favorite Danny Gonzales movie review video
This video means SO MUCH to me because this is what introduced me to this gem of a channel!
WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS
LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true
Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T
Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now
I love ur name
Xeroinfather_999 thank u
Turns out Siren was the best name for her all along. That's foreshadowing on her being a ruthless killer.
True,true
Very true
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Wait why?
@@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them.
So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*
@@kinoko_draws2055 their actually more commonly related to bird like creatures
I remember a movie about mermaids, where there were 2 girls that eventually at night came across a mermaid in a pool.
Idk the name, but it was good.
Also a story about a group of friends each owning a chicken in a caravan, which ends with a fox killing some of the chickens at night and the group falls apart.
It was sad cuznthe girls really loved the chickens
i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀