I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY

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  • @francibadyna5521
    @francibadyna5521 Před 3 lety +4051

    *And everyone dresses like a GAP commercial*
    Disney: Oh shit, he's on to us

  • @thatdumbbitch4347
    @thatdumbbitch4347 Před 3 lety +3021

    You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

    • @mariii2831
      @mariii2831 Před 3 lety +91

      dont do wattpad like that 😭🤣💀

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 Před 3 lety +51

      its a g rated weird science

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      @crackpotmf5374 Před 3 lety

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  • @allie6500
    @allie6500 Před 2 lety +1268

    Honestly love the message. "Don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to, and also F*** THE MILITARY" great job disney.

  • @SaintSavageProd
    @SaintSavageProd Před rokem +668

    As someone who was in the army the robot wanting to self destruct to not go back makes sense

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 Před 11 měsíci +43

      Also the "protect the free world" like seriously?

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing Před 3 lety +6219

    That is a good shirt

  • @Harleymotor
    @Harleymotor Před 3 lety +7635

    The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

  • @gloomiiii
    @gloomiiii Před rokem +1397

    I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

    • @tatertot3305
      @tatertot3305 Před rokem +96

      that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

    • @gloomiiii
      @gloomiiii Před rokem +41

      @@tatertot3305 Exactly lmao

    • @radioactiveratzzz
      @radioactiveratzzz Před rokem

      that’s what I’d do tbh

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před 10 měsíci +34

      That would not be the weirdest things I've seen someone into

    • @loraelizabeth7580
      @loraelizabeth7580 Před 2 měsíci +5

      It took me way too long to read “dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend” because my brain refused to accept it as a sentence🤣
      Also I was the 1,000th like😂👍🏼

  • @dawnriddler
    @dawnriddler Před rokem +2291

    As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

    • @lodestar3984
      @lodestar3984 Před rokem +93

      Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

    • @actofaggression8060
      @actofaggression8060 Před rokem +60

      Sometimes, when I feel a little bit fancy myself, I mix Mountain Dew and Monster with my coding.

    • @WorldWeaver
      @WorldWeaver Před 11 měsíci +2

      UM

    • @maggie3060
      @maggie3060 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Giving the code a drink . As a treat

    • @TheFreshCabbage
      @TheFreshCabbage Před 6 měsíci +8

      My code personally loves an ounce of AMSOIL Signature Series 100% Synthetic Motor Oil SW-30 every so often

  • @laursieloise
    @laursieloise Před 3 lety +4543

    maes dream boy: blond hair and blue eyes
    the boy she has a crush on: brown hair and brown eyes

    • @MarlboroManiac
      @MarlboroManiac Před 3 lety +61

      Lmfao

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 Před 3 lety +151

      Sounds like hitler

    • @coolum.5226
      @coolum.5226 Před 3 lety +65

      @@mr.randomperson9900 THIS! FOR REAL!

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 Před 3 lety +157

      I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 Před 3 lety +48

      @@mr.randomperson9900 Movie was fine in the original german

  • @adminaccess8713
    @adminaccess8713 Před 3 lety +4343

    i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet

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      @hazemhesham6115 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @starsINSPACE
      @starsINSPACE Před 3 lety +167

      totally. I think the trope is usually a boy tho.

    • @parkertheemoskaterdude5522
      @parkertheemoskaterdude5522 Před 3 lety +361

      These types of movies were one of the sole causes for the "I'm not like other girls" epidemic

    • @rinrinn2004
      @rinrinn2004 Před 3 lety +113

      it’s okay you can say sierra burgess is s loser

    • @Adele-195
      @Adele-195 Před 3 lety +26

      @@hazemhesham6115 jokes on you, I've seen that link so many times that I know not to click it.

  • @notastupiddog7766
    @notastupiddog7766 Před rokem +1321

    I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Před 2 lety +326

    Just imagine the robot boy leaving the facility and going up to someone on the street, "Your clothes, give them to me. Now." and instead of trying to stab him they're so impressed by how hunky he is

  • @max_amillion
    @max_amillion Před 3 lety +4419

    “Maybe her bones are getting squishy”
    *I LOVE HOW HE KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT JOKE FROM SCALES*

  • @moonymoonzzimoon7399
    @moonymoonzzimoon7399 Před 3 lety +5951

    Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

    • @LarsonProspecting
      @LarsonProspecting Před 3 lety +25

      My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

    • @Sarah-xs3hq
      @Sarah-xs3hq Před 3 lety +26

      I was thinking this haha

    • @betsycow2726
      @betsycow2726 Před 3 lety +173

      I'm pretty sure he also looks younger because this movie came out like 5 or 6 years ago

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk Před 3 lety +46

      No, the movie where he looks most like a teenager is Turkles

    • @ktvia
      @ktvia Před 3 lety +58

      @@LarsonProspecting no one cares

  • @popeoneguy7992
    @popeoneguy7992 Před 10 měsíci +176

    Tall, white, blond hair, blue eyes, perfect soldier… I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess Před 10 měsíci +33

      Sounds like an oddly *artistic* idea of a human

    • @jewel2398
      @jewel2398 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Homelander lol

    • @wavecopper1
      @wavecopper1 Před 3 měsíci

      that's the first thing that came into your mind really ​@@jewel2398

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@jewel2398 worse😭

    • @_RedRightHand_
      @_RedRightHand_ Před měsícem +7

      ​@@jewel2398
      The first 3 letters of your name.

  • @crimsonstrykr
    @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +143

    6:04 "My boyfriend/girlfriend lives in Alaska" is the "My uncle works for Nintendo" of the high school relationship world

  • @purplvurpl0295
    @purplvurpl0295 Před 3 lety +2246

    Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.

    • @celestialbunny
      @celestialbunny Před 3 lety +70

      This comment is just so very true and just sums Disney Channel original movies up.

    • @mamamacaroni1629
      @mamamacaroni1629 Před 3 lety +87

      the blonde nerd girls outfit is the fashion era of Disney channel movies trying to convince young girls to wear ugly clothes lol

    • @mylifeismadness5465
      @mylifeismadness5465 Před 3 lety +21

      Okay but i actually really like her dress at the end

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 3 lety +39

      a mix of kindergarten teacher, and an off brand harper from wizards of waverly place

    • @char4177
      @char4177 Před 3 lety +17

      wait till you see the outfits from shake it up... they’re indescribably awful

  • @isisbeatriz9110
    @isisbeatriz9110 Před 3 lety +467

    I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES

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      @hazemhesham6115 Před 3 lety

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    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před 3 lety +40

      God forbid you not be able to see. Ugly asf

    • @LarsonProspecting
      @LarsonProspecting Před 3 lety +1

      My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

  • @bunnyhasreligioustrauma5874

    You know what would make Albert better? If he could turn into an airplane.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Personally I wish he had a human chin

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Starscream _would_ be a better boyfriend.

  • @alecsm.6094
    @alecsm.6094 Před rokem +181

    9:27 the empath juice🥺

    • @rumpelkatzenn
      @rumpelkatzenn Před rokem +10

      I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +5

      Very useful in CIA interrogation black sites

  • @paigeeck3914
    @paigeeck3914 Před 2 lety +5689

    I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před rokem +267

      @Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

    • @shockthetoast
      @shockthetoast Před rokem +374

      That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

    • @pusheenqueen519
      @pusheenqueen519 Před rokem +137

      Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 Před rokem +100

      I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před rokem +15

      @Kryptoskillet the character's gf thought he wanted to ask may to homecoming and lock him up in the basement

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 Před 3 lety +3329

    that does it, if I ever get a boyfriend I'm unironically calling him a "hot burger"

    • @joshuadyar1233
      @joshuadyar1233 Před 3 lety +16

      hell dump u that week

    • @e_theonly2758
      @e_theonly2758 Před 3 lety +111

      @@joshuadyar1233 I doubt that and I doubt you’ll even get a significant other with that awful grammar

    • @th3_rand0m.b0t2
      @th3_rand0m.b0t2 Před 3 lety +70

      @@e_theonly2758 I agree with you on the first part but grammar has nothing to do with love or attraction.

    • @Jetterblu
      @Jetterblu Před 3 lety +14

      I will call my future s/o that

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 Před 3 lety +21

      @@joshuadyar1233 that will prove to me that he isn’t a real man😎

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator Před 2 lety +47

    4:09
    Ok, are we just going to gloss over this? It's the closest any kids movie has actually come to making a decent insult. Lmao

  • @CascadianRanger
    @CascadianRanger Před 10 měsíci +37

    "I think there should be laws around child labor" suddenly is a much more topical and apparently strong stance to take

  • @imaginekudryavka9485
    @imaginekudryavka9485 Před 3 lety +2033

    Wait.. Aren't the other kids a little confused why the nerdy girl's perfect Aryan boyfriend just exploded in front of everyone?

    • @crumpled9113
      @crumpled9113 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @eastcoastfamily8902
      @eastcoastfamily8902 Před 3 lety +10

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    • @chrisondriamarks7946
      @chrisondriamarks7946 Před 3 lety +86

      I remember watching the movie and I’m pretty sure the crowd thought it was just a magic trick

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 3 lety +69

      *_person goes boom_*
      Students: "Ahhh nothing to worry about, Just a usual Tuesday at school"

    • @astrobella4620
      @astrobella4620 Před 3 lety +13

      @@chrisondriamarks7946 the plot holes I swear

  • @sarahrothermel4123
    @sarahrothermel4123 Před 3 lety +10869

    “imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄”
    also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song

  • @lenny7773
    @lenny7773 Před 11 měsíci +35

    The terminator but like instead of killing people, he's just a cute boy

    • @lukaluukaa
      @lukaluukaa Před 5 měsíci +3

      hey don’t deny the absolute hunkiness of arnold schwartznegger

    • @BerserkGoblin
      @BerserkGoblin Před měsícem +3

      Except the Terminator both kills people and is cute

  • @Ethan.YT.
    @Ethan.YT. Před rokem +74

    Timestamps
    Start: 00:01
    Middle 10:12
    End 20:25

  • @christinepage5025
    @christinepage5025 Před 3 lety +2663

    How does Disney Channel always manage to find clothes with the most absurd combination of patterns on it

    • @shahirasaleem3707
      @shahirasaleem3707 Před 3 lety +174

      It’s a talent at this point lmaoo

    • @kiarabrecht1030
      @kiarabrecht1030 Před 3 lety +55

      They get their inspiration drom lularoe

    • @eastcoastfamily8902
      @eastcoastfamily8902 Před 3 lety +10

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    • @kyliemaysa3240
      @kyliemaysa3240 Před 3 lety +6

      ikr even my style when i was 5 was so much better

    • @tyegordon
      @tyegordon Před 3 lety +66

      @@eastcoastfamily8902 not trying to be mean but I've seen a few of your comments now and I just wanna say usually that type of self promotion doesn't work and just annoys people. but good luck with the channel!

  • @localdestiny2addict406
    @localdestiny2addict406 Před 3 lety +12091

    That relatable moment when you can’t get a boyfriend so you hack into a secured U.S military system

    • @kiirezii9544
      @kiirezii9544 Před 3 lety +732

      happened to me yesterday, shit was crazy

    • @merryberry6576
      @merryberry6576 Před 3 lety +398

      @@kiirezii9544 did yours “self destruct” too?

    • @Orchidlettux
      @Orchidlettux Před 3 lety +207

      Sigh, mine left me :(

    • @arianacarpenter7321
      @arianacarpenter7321 Před 3 lety +83

      Ugh ikr its like they know me😫

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf Před 3 lety +101

      Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎

  • @a3uthr949
    @a3uthr949 Před rokem +84

    the teacher at the beginning genuinely sounded like she was going to have an existential crisis after seeing the two hand in their calculus

  • @basementdweller8895
    @basementdweller8895 Před rokem +32

    10:37
    Why would they say that??? Wouldn't that give it away???

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Před 9 dny +1

      People in Disney movies are actually deaf/hard of hearing when they're not being directly talked to, unless it's relevant to the plot.

  • @ummmhelp
    @ummmhelp Před 3 lety +9400

    I like how the movie acts like america would program him to save the world instead of just programing him to destroy iraq or whatever

  • @thebestever2129
    @thebestever2129 Před 3 lety +1783

    So the guy in their calculus class made a calculus pun by calling them “torques” instead of “dorks” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not also a nerd?

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      @hazemhesham6115 Před 3 lety

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    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Před 3 lety +61

      Yes, that’s how it works.

    • @greenfood3314
      @greenfood3314 Před 3 lety +23

      @@hazemhesham6115 stop

    • @LarsonProspecting
      @LarsonProspecting Před 3 lety +4

      My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You!!!

    • @HamzaMKhan-lw3bg
      @HamzaMKhan-lw3bg Před 3 lety +50

      @@LarsonProspecting nahh man. That's not how your supposed to do this. Try making better content instead of begging for subs. Getting subs like this is dishonest and worthless

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat Před rokem +14

    The history teacher at the school did a great job-one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

  • @scarcat2469
    @scarcat2469 Před rokem +37

    May, being the geek, was actually very well versed in World History and knew the robot would likely be used for American imperial interests and decided he had to be blown up (Albert also knew this because he’s a genius AI)

  • @Adele-195
    @Adele-195 Před 3 lety +1963

    "Adults look way older"
    Not everyone looks like they're twelve when they're in their 20's Drew

  • @oliviart7151
    @oliviart7151 Před 3 lety +622

    Why does the entire school care so much about her hypothetical boyfriend

  • @plutoniumparker3849
    @plutoniumparker3849 Před rokem +15

    "Maybe her bones are getting squishy..."
    Best running gag ever. I quote that irl sometimes LOL

  • @udork
    @udork Před rokem +20

    4:24 I thought she was gonna say 17 years bro I'm so dumb 💀

  • @victoriaadderhold
    @victoriaadderhold Před 3 lety +1205

    Movie: "He's a hot burger"
    My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

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      @hazemkaram7111 Před 3 lety +3

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    • @royalchen1863
      @royalchen1863 Před 3 lety +15

      @@hazemkaram7111 tf

    • @intruder6628
      @intruder6628 Před 3 lety +23

      @@royalchen1863 I don't know what's in the link, but rule no. 1 of the internet, never click the link.

    • @victoriaadderhold
      @victoriaadderhold Před 3 lety +8

      Why have I gotten three links in replies to this comment I’m reporting all of them for spam

    • @dananabread6632
      @dananabread6632 Před 3 lety

      YES

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 Před 3 lety +19291

    The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

    • @jeremyud
      @jeremyud Před 3 lety +2154

      Yeah, I'd cast him as the quirky best friend of the lead guy in a teen romcom.

    • @fandomneutral2823
      @fandomneutral2823 Před 3 lety +1802

      he'd be the girls best friend and she realises she's in love with him and not the popular jock

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Před 3 lety +585

      He literally looks 12

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle Před 3 lety +626

      They don't call him young face for nothing

    • @norkdash9
      @norkdash9 Před 3 lety +410

      mans 26? Damn

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 Před rokem +62

    Anarchists fought and died for Child Labor Laws, weekends off, and paid overtime. You stand with the people Danny. You have my respect.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Před rokem +2

      No they didn't.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@olivercharles2930 Yeah pretty sure it was unions that got us those things

    • @sketcher445
      @sketcher445 Před měsícem

      @@elsie8757I mean the anarchists did fight and die for it. But the unions actually got shit done

  • @jchristx2861
    @jchristx2861 Před rokem +16

    15:41 really wondering what "danger" would mean to an US army super soldier boy

  • @TheJacobshapiro
    @TheJacobshapiro Před 3 lety +12842

    This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

    • @chasejones7008
      @chasejones7008 Před 3 lety +647

      I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.

    • @proddavis
      @proddavis Před 3 lety +84

      thats a disney movie for ya

    • @katiecrouch1102
      @katiecrouch1102 Před 3 lety +63

      @@chasejones7008 yeah, only the governments allowed to do that!

    • @sonicthedastardly174
      @sonicthedastardly174 Před 3 lety +44

      They also wasted the entire budget of this movie

    • @Pringlyman
      @Pringlyman Před 3 lety +16

      Sounds like a normal Tuesday

  • @xorvictia
    @xorvictia Před 3 lety +3198

    “Describe your ideal male human”
    May: Tall, blond hair, blue eyes...
    Hitler: Funny you say that

  • @vendingmachinestealer3389

    4:40
    hahaha

  • @calamondin8918
    @calamondin8918 Před rokem +31

    i feel very privileged to be called gaby, this one is an absolute icon

  • @jordanjordan124
    @jordanjordan124 Před 3 lety +3758

    “Black sigma is after our boy.”
    “What’s black sigma?”
    “Sigma balls.”

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara Před 3 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Před 3 lety +19

      I'mma use this one for sure.

    • @miss_conduct.
      @miss_conduct. Před 3 lety +47

      It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal.
      It's a real thing.

    • @planstain702
      @planstain702 Před 3 lety +7

      had to do a spit take

    • @tylernichols5690
      @tylernichols5690 Před 3 lety

      I normally don’t ask for people to come to my channel, but I really think you will like what I post. Check out one of my videos and see if you like them. 🙂 I do comedy!

  • @minnie6598
    @minnie6598 Před 3 lety +689

    Military scientist: "I've invented a liquid that will allow the robot to know exactly how you're feeling from just a look!"
    Military officer: "Uh, is everything okay at home?"

  • @royalecarmen9837
    @royalecarmen9837 Před rokem +28

    This got me laughing on the floor tho 12:30

  • @Hailskiiess
    @Hailskiiess Před rokem +19

    The Bruce Willis line made me snort laugh & it hurt 😂

  • @scribblesdibbles592
    @scribblesdibbles592 Před 3 lety +2574

    Me not paying attention
    Danny: “Do you feel dominated right now?”
    Me: 👁👄👁???

  • @gimoosh4362
    @gimoosh4362 Před 2 lety +4904

    when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"

    • @grebby101
      @grebby101 Před 2 lety +207

      UNDERRATED 💀

    • @huh1327
      @huh1327 Před rokem +22

      what

    • @gimoosh4362
      @gimoosh4362 Před rokem +126

      @@huh1327 hitler

    • @satviksingh1200
      @satviksingh1200 Před rokem +26

      Why doesn't it have more likes?

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +64

      @@huh1327 Look up Aryan Race, not the Indo-persian linguistic group Aryan, but the idea of Aryan used by Nazi Germany

  • @lucygarrett9785
    @lucygarrett9785 Před rokem +5

    I remember watching this when it came out. It was really cool because two movies came out on Disney channel the same day, this and Zapped and I loved both for some reason

  • @smoczayt
    @smoczayt Před rokem +25

    3:54, I know this actress only from Lab Rats so now I feel like she's gonna run away super fast

  • @daffo6264
    @daffo6264 Před 3 lety +3968

    Is the school not noticing that they have a “student” that doesn’t even go there?

  • @alissavogue
    @alissavogue Před 3 lety +5882

    albert literally self destructed after he couldn’t get a smooch. he is down cataclysmically

    • @cheruwu9659
      @cheruwu9659 Před 3 lety +221

      Next level incel

    • @beezerthebee
      @beezerthebee Před 3 lety +5

      Hey, can anyone check out my commentary channel!?

    • @ImposterTheory
      @ImposterTheory Před 3 lety +98

      @@beezerthebee you do know trying to promote yourself makes people not want to watch?

    • @dwanyewest6575
      @dwanyewest6575 Před 3 lety +51

      @@ImposterTheory You do know people don't just magically run into new channels? Promoting himself is his most viable option until he gets large enough.

    • @ImposterTheory
      @ImposterTheory Před 3 lety +87

      @@dwanyewest6575 why are they promoting by replying to people's comments then. It's just going to annoy whoever they replied to.

  • @GUNSFORTOES
    @GUNSFORTOES Před rokem +13

    he looks like a killjoy with that jacket lmao maybe inspired by the mousekat helmet after "Describe to me your ideal *human* male."

  • @eiahailey4264
    @eiahailey4264 Před rokem

    I love seeing these kind of movies, then realizing how interconected all the actors and actresses are, like may's bff if Uma from descendence.

  • @jasonfriedman0770
    @jasonfriedman0770 Před 3 lety +8690

    15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

  • @ayvette333
    @ayvette333 Před 3 lety +5930

    This movie feels like the children’s storybook version of a Wattpad story

  • @castielloveshamburger9700

    I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

  • @hrhpd
    @hrhpd Před rokem

    i love how in so many videos we get a throwback to his video about scales and the squishy bones

  • @Oliwwi8
    @Oliwwi8 Před 3 lety +8894

    The characters look like randomly generated sims.

    • @EmerlynPenn
      @EmerlynPenn Před 3 lety +402

      honestly lol, what are the two main girls even wearing

    • @keniyah9482
      @keniyah9482 Před 3 lety +449

      @@EmerlynPenn what older people think nerds would wear

    • @voidstiles431
      @voidstiles431 Před 3 lety +131

      Damn that's a bloody good observation. Now that I read this I can't not imagine them as randomly generated character now...

    • @parkertheemoskaterdude5522
      @parkertheemoskaterdude5522 Před 3 lety +87

      @@keniyah9482 Honestly? Yeah. It's so entertaining yet painful to see grown adults try to interpret childrem

    • @bettyloewen3101
      @bettyloewen3101 Před 3 lety +12

      The girl in the thumb nail looks kinda like caretaker Chelsea, william osman’s wife👁👄👁

  • @bluerose536
    @bluerose536 Před 3 lety +1236

    Her: "I'm not gonna create a fake profile for my fake boyfriend"
    Also her: *creates a fucking boyfriend from a robot*

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 Před 3 lety +31

      I do that every Tuesday

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Pebbles.3 good job

    • @navya1525
      @navya1525 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Pebbles.3 same 😩

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 Před 2 lety +13

      I'm not gonna create a profile for a fake boyfriend... I'm gonna create a fake boyfriend for this profile

    • @rexcharcoal4668
      @rexcharcoal4668 Před 2 lety +4

      I mean technically she didn't intend to build a robot boyfriend

  • @iramahozuki
    @iramahozuki Před 11 měsíci +4

    I love to watch Danny's videos when I'm feeling like shit or am having a hardcore mental crisis (which is like everyday now-), these videos are literally my therapy, thanks Danny 👁👄👁

  • @soggybowlofcereal
    @soggybowlofcereal Před 11 měsíci +19

    11:10 dam I didn’t know danny was jacked

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 Před 3 lety +1430

    "why do people even like you?" There's no way you could recover when that's said in front of everyone.

    • @merryberry6576
      @merryberry6576 Před 3 lety +79

      I agree, and that delivery too

    • @parkthepenguin6344
      @parkthepenguin6344 Před 3 lety +106

      Ok to be fair the other girl was just trying to steal the other’s girlfriend

    • @michelleobamafootcream9292
      @michelleobamafootcream9292 Před 3 lety +21

      It came out of nowhere too lol

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester Před 3 lety +7

      yeah I could because I don't care about people's dumbass opinions about me lmao. everyone can hate me if they want to :)

    • @biffjerky4135
      @biffjerky4135 Před 3 lety +25

      @@ruesylvester cool man!

  • @badmiracle
    @badmiracle Před 3 lety +2236

    legitimately in tears at “so i didn’t mention this before but the military is also at the high school dance”

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +51

      Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před 7 měsíci +11

      I like how he mentions that as if it were an after thought - like, the military being at the school is "Yeah, whatever, there more important stuff going on!"

  • @wabbatal
    @wabbatal Před rokem +12

    When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

  • @Valizat
    @Valizat Před rokem +1

    the thing i appreciate about your videos most is that your sponsors are at the END of the video. not the beginning.
    thank you Danny.

  • @exodis5452
    @exodis5452 Před 3 lety +3834

    Why do they have vials of personalities for a heartless machine of war

  • @radiotelevision2371
    @radiotelevision2371 Před 3 lety +5685

    Kid: Dorks
    *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

    • @aterriblechannel3761
      @aterriblechannel3761 Před 3 lety +184

      *laugh track for 5 years*

    • @weasalty
      @weasalty Před 3 lety +153

      "Oh look, its the dork!"
      "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIDIEJEJWISIJDJDHFIEIDJXHDJ"

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 Před 3 lety +159

      In real life:
      "Dorks!!"
      "........."
      ".....huh?"

    • @toadfukawa5947
      @toadfukawa5947 Před 3 lety +74

      IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE SAID TORQUES

    • @zestysword
      @zestysword Před 3 lety +44

      Legit thought he said torques too

  • @taylorkaitlin
    @taylorkaitlin Před rokem +19

    ..black sigma..?
    14:51

  • @shythawks9549
    @shythawks9549 Před rokem +5

    “You disrupted class on several occasions, you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂 I just about shit my pants when you said that and that clip of the football throw popped up 😂🤣

  • @dakki.dreamer1539
    @dakki.dreamer1539 Před 3 lety +2988

    "cool kids don't know how to sit right"
    gay people: *welcome to downtown coolsville*

  • @Mojoe1749
    @Mojoe1749 Před 3 lety +725

    "Whats your ideal human"
    "He must be tall, blonde with blue eyes"
    -Adolf Hitler

  • @JSPokemonYT
    @JSPokemonYT Před 10 měsíci

    How to Build a Better Boy (2014) is my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie. Also, this movie & Lab Rats would eventually lead to one of the greatest love stories of all time, me & Kelli Berglund, a love story that began when I saw her as Crystal Tyler in Heels.

  • @auraplayz8820
    @auraplayz8820 Před 2 lety +6

    Danny is the only person that could make me laugh until I go to heaven using only a photo

  • @hades6354
    @hades6354 Před 2 lety +7417

    I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

    • @manuelbello5806
      @manuelbello5806 Před 2 lety +170

      Actually in the movie the army basically questions her

    • @hades6354
      @hades6354 Před 2 lety +274

      @@manuelbello5806 Still little punishment

    • @cloverharris1530
      @cloverharris1530 Před rokem +21

      Just thought about this-

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +150

      Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +49

      Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer Před 3 lety +15753

    My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

    • @whereaminoliterallywheream1035
      @whereaminoliterallywheream1035 Před 3 lety +105

      😂

    • @namehere4913
      @namehere4913 Před 3 lety +51

      Sup

    • @johnjohnfofohniam
      @johnjohnfofohniam Před 3 lety +376

      @@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 I don’t know, your bedroom? Your living room? Your dorm? Your workplace? Your school?

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 3 lety +427

      As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw Před 3 lety +19

      TRUE THAT

  • @miab2347
    @miab2347 Před rokem +4

    did u know albert's license plate when he rolls up says "meow-zers"

  • @ramennoodz2155
    @ramennoodz2155 Před rokem +2

    I used to love this movie as a kid. Thought it would be forgotten about forever.

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 Před 3 lety +12498

    Mae's friend: what's your ideal boyfriend like?
    Mae: **starts describing Hitler youth**

  • @Su-wx2ru
    @Su-wx2ru Před 3 lety +2820

    Yeah, why _would_ a dude ask out anyone else besides his girlfriend to homecoming?

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 Před 3 lety +291

      Cuz he’s a cooool guy and this is a Disney movie so he’s also just like an awful person until it’s convenient for the plot for him to be good

    • @nobitanobi3475
      @nobitanobi3475 Před 3 lety +275

      yeah and his girlfriend blames the girl wtf lol

    • @fernandawritesstories2701
      @fernandawritesstories2701 Před 3 lety +39

      bruh highschoolers are wilddd

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 Před 3 lety +39

      Cuz he’s a coool jock guy in a Disney movie,what are u three,he doesn’t know how to sit,he’s a lil savage

    • @kennie39
      @kennie39 Před 3 lety +34

      his girlfriend of.. 17 days

  • @cybergutz
    @cybergutz Před 7 měsíci +4

    14:20 colleen ballinger

  • @cyberswarm9227
    @cyberswarm9227 Před rokem +5

    I can actually relate to some teachers being mad when you finish early. It's kind of weird because they (some teachers) get madder about it being done early then when the work is late.

    • @reshiyum
      @reshiyum Před rokem +2

      in third grade, i once finished a star test first in my class (think it was in like 5-10 mins) and my teacher got mad and forced me to put my head down for some reason. like sorry i’m being efficient while knowing the material?

    • @cyberswarm9227
      @cyberswarm9227 Před rokem +2

      @@reshiyum Yeah, we had a major test and I tuned it in after 5 minutes. She got mad and said to check my work, I said I did. She screamed fine then, I hope you enjoy your grade. I got a 100.

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 Před 2 lety +8158

    seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool Před 3 lety +2167

    Noah Centineo looks like someone tried to draw Taylor Lautner from memory.

  • @los3r426
    @los3r426 Před rokem

    rewatching the first videos of Danny I watched again since i couldn't enjoy it fully before

  • @imnumb3r5
    @imnumb3r5 Před 7 měsíci

    The title sounds like a declaration. Like Danny walks outside and just yells, “I’m building a better boy!”

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist Před 3 lety +1434

    They really just ended a kids’ movie by having the protagonist help someone commit suicide, huh

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Před 3 lety +79

      Well Disney needs someone to die dramatically in like every movie

    • @elliotzhang2358
      @elliotzhang2358 Před 3 lety +69

      "help someone commit suicide" sounds a lot like murder.

    • @mayal3n
      @mayal3n Před 3 lety +8

      @@elliotzhang2358 True

    • @mm-xk2zl
      @mm-xk2zl Před 3 lety +4

      @@elliotzhang2358 yeah and you can also get arrested for that

    • @hecticgunner8723
      @hecticgunner8723 Před 3 lety +4

      But it's a robot ,robot no have rights ,robot no have laws ,so she isn't necessarily doing anything illegal if it's ,scentient then it's immoral but not illegal because it's a robot

  • @emeraldhouse125
    @emeraldhouse125 Před 3 lety +830

    Imagine being danny and just standing in-front of a green screen fake crying unbuttoning your shirt with a freeze frame of your own arm choking you
    This is the peak of comedy/commentary

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes Před 3 lety +15

      I'm still thinking about this

    • @nolanmetcalf5240
      @nolanmetcalf5240 Před 3 lety +8

      Read this comment before watching the video, was not disappointed

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp Před 3 lety +1

      I'm imaging him in front of the green screen going :□ a bunch of times

  • @Jusvibetwin
    @Jusvibetwin Před rokem +1

    This is literally my favorite Disney movie ever 😭😭 and it has been for like 7 years like I remember when I first watched it it when it came out and loving it sm

  • @RainTTV
    @RainTTV Před rokem +17

    I definitely feel dominated, Danny.

  • @AustPro
    @AustPro Před 3 lety +6632

    Oh so your building a better boy?
    I’m already Greg so you can’t curse me with your profanity

  • @ballslover77
    @ballslover77 Před 3 lety +1074

    "UH, my boyfriend is a total.. hotburger."
    -Very Coniving Young Girl
    edit: memento mori!

  • @arroxgames9639
    @arroxgames9639 Před rokem +5

    We need a sequel called "How to Build Another Boy"

  • @harrisoncarey3515
    @harrisoncarey3515 Před rokem +2

    ever since he saw that mermaid movie hes being saying “squishy bones” and i love it😂