I'm Very Worried About This Movie (Swiped w/ Noah Centineo)

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  • @FrancescoXmix-sr7dp
    @FrancescoXmix-sr7dp Před 4 lety +2698

    Old and outmoded gender stereotypes... This movie is sexist both towards men and women... Incredible

  • @GeeAtlantaRose
    @GeeAtlantaRose Před 4 lety +5693

    "Bimbo flyin somebody catch her" has GOT to replace the trust fall exercise

  • @elisabethjager4080
    @elisabethjager4080 Před 2 lety +3746

    This movie is incredibly dangerous. I mean what does the movie tell young people who watch it: you can treat women how you want and they like it, having sex is ok at any age, etc. "Date your 5 year old cousin if you want to" is truly disturbing and disgusting. Even as a joke it goes too far. Holy shit how fucked up can a movie be. Absolutely inappropriate movie in every way. Bad for young boys and girls...

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 Před rokem +272

      Yeah, I don't get how some movies can be banned or controversial for having gay relationships in them etc, and then this utter bullshit teaching the youth that women are objects, sex is a commodity/relationships are unnecessary, bullying, manipulating and sexually assaulting people is okay is allowed to be shown to kids and young teens. We're worried about porn giving kids unrealistic expectations of sex and relationships, but we should be worried about normal media like tv and movies too

    • @Lunar.phant0m2
      @Lunar.phant0m2 Před rokem +31

      I agree another problem is the director attacked trin for criticizing what’s wrong with the movie

    • @tyreeross2323
      @tyreeross2323 Před rokem

      bro stfu its just a joke they thought it was funny and its not "date your cousin if you want its "Tell your cousin if you have to"

    • @oddllamasquad9737
      @oddllamasquad9737 Před 5 měsíci +17

      @@lemolea9571because everything you just listed are things white conservative Christians enjoy and believe in

    • @jenn_and_juice
      @jenn_and_juice Před 5 měsíci +7

      they never said date your cousin... they said show the app to your cousin. which is still wrong but, not the same.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Před rokem +865

    Let me get this straight-the app is completely anonymous and you can’t find the person again after. So basically you’ve just made the perfect app for serial killers. Great job.

  • @edenb6961
    @edenb6961 Před 3 lety +3687

    they just assumed that being a woman is a personality

    • @jadenisemotional610
      @jadenisemotional610 Před 3 lety +195

      They did the same thing with men 😂 they just really love stereotypes don't they?

    • @danielajani7283
      @danielajani7283 Před 3 lety +48

      Wasn’t this movie written and directed by a women?

    • @jadenisemotional610
      @jadenisemotional610 Před 3 lety +164

      @@danielajani7283 Maybe. But if so she stereotyped men too. Basically this whole movie is stereotypes.

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers Před 3 lety +20

      a- 🤢🤢 an- 🤢 ann 🤢🤢🤢 f-fishman

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jadenisemotional610
      Maybe it was the whole point? Idk.

  • @marso3333
    @marso3333 Před 4 lety +7016

    This movie is so sexist it hurts

    • @potatocorn9015
      @potatocorn9015 Před 4 lety +434

      What’s sadder is that it is directed by a woman

    • @Hammerhead4
      @Hammerhead4 Před 4 lety +290

      Potato Corn that fact physically hurts me! She’s got such sexist ideas of woman but keeps claiming it’s a movie about helping them!
      Just like bitch what!

    • @semenandgayuncle
      @semenandgayuncle Před 4 lety +130

      It’s directed by a woman???

    • @piranha5506
      @piranha5506 Před 4 lety +62

      Potato Corn worst misogynists are female

    • @oniari7306
      @oniari7306 Před 4 lety +72

      It's stereotypical AF-

  • @alisonpurgatory85
    @alisonpurgatory85 Před rokem +2589

    James’ concern for his mother is touching. Like sure, he’ll anonymously code what is basically a sex trafficking app but as soon as it puts someone he knows personally in danger, it’s shut down time! Who cares that so many other women (and underage girls likely) were already endangered by it?? Not James!

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před rokem +228

      But also it's kinda childish to stop your mom from dating. He legit shut down the other apps as well. He wants his mom to not date anyone even though he's not living with his mom anymore so what's bothering him so much. Lol. Let ya mom have a life, james.. ya weirdo.

    • @shinysoda6
      @shinysoda6 Před rokem +157

      ​@themusicaljunkie37
      Also the fact that he didn't do anything about his dad dating either. His mom starts dating and he immediately shuts down all dating apps but when his dad has a girlfriend he doesn't do anything to stop that?

    • @iamkoreaneminem-taehyun
      @iamkoreaneminem-taehyun Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​@@themusicaljunkie37 op was probably being sarcastic Lmao 💀

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před 10 měsíci +45

      Why didn't he just remove his mother's account instead of taking the whole thing down

    • @heavengraceluebke3234
      @heavengraceluebke3234 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Love your punctuation!

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Před rokem +788

    I love how the mom was complaining about how small the dorm room is when there isn’t a single dorm room in my building that’s anywhere near as big as the one they showed

    • @00wolfQUEEN
      @00wolfQUEEN Před 3 měsíci +10

      Ya. "This room is so small" shows the biggest dorm room Ive ever seen

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath Před 2 měsíci +5

      The mom was fucking annoying too. "But how are you gonna hang out with your friends 🥺" CAFES EXISTS??

  • @43v3rperfect
    @43v3rperfect Před 4 lety +3848

    this movie was filmed at my school which makes me hate it even more. also? our dorm windows don't open because they're hurricane proof?? so "bimbo flying" makes NO sense

    • @srishti5711
      @srishti5711 Před 4 lety +239

      There's a comment by "Ross" saying the exact same thing right above yours you're college mates

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 Před 4 lety +314

      I just imagine him trying to throw her out the window only to end up throwing her against the window pane

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 Před 4 lety +109

      I live in Louisiana so my dorm windows don’t open either :( I thought my window was broken for a couple months before asking maintenance to fix it and they were just like “nah fire marshal says no”

    • @kikismiley11
      @kikismiley11 Před 4 lety +16

      so zen Comments aren’t in the same order for everybody

    • @coolingheat5644
      @coolingheat5644 Před 4 lety

      blazereh o/ hi

  • @christianlee8558
    @christianlee8558 Před 4 lety +10288

    I’m sure his dad didn’t hear him shouting *’BIMBO FLYING!!!!’*

    • @mochiweeb556
      @mochiweeb556 Před 4 lety +175

      Bimbo flying catch her

    • @JINX1441
      @JINX1441 Před 4 lety +472

      His dad goes out to catch her

    • @Ben-yd7hb
      @Ben-yd7hb Před 4 lety +153

      Nobody heard him cause nobody caught her

    • @holystonks
      @holystonks Před 4 lety +14

      Cakey UwU my new favourite quote

    • @lex1212
      @lex1212 Před 4 lety +42

      bimbo flyin, sumbody catch er

  • @samsyet-0074
    @samsyet-0074 Před rokem +514

    13:20
    The fact that danny heard mathemtaical theorem and went ahead and called it a mathematical equation goes to show he really is an engineer at heart

  • @turqussy
    @turqussy Před rokem +566

    I have watched so many bad movies (it’s like an obsession) but I NEVER have I stopped the movie and out loud say “Nope, I can’t do this.”
    This movie made me do that

    • @hafsa.90
      @hafsa.90 Před rokem +10

      Then I think you would enjoy kennie jd she loves trash movies lol and her videos are funny 😁

    • @masror_ah
      @masror_ah Před 5 měsíci +4

      Do u recommend any.... good bad-movies?

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius Před 3 měsíci

      @@masror_ahhansel and gretl witchslayer

  • @Mara-yf1se
    @Mara-yf1se Před 4 lety +10458

    "Oh son you packed your suitcase what did you pack?"
    " *LAMP* "

  • @saraclinecomedian462
    @saraclinecomedian462 Před 4 lety +4644

    "it would have the girl airlifted out of my bed the second *I'm finished with her* " there's a lot to unpack here and it's all bad, let's just throw out the whole suitcase.

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 Před 2 lety +261

    We're not gonna talk about how James's grandpa is played by the same person as the hot Santa in the cool Christmas movie Kurtis talked about? Nope, we're just gonna gloss over that? Okay

    • @quince193
      @quince193 Před rokem +11

      I NOTICED THAT TOO

    • @tsweeney.21
      @tsweeney.21 Před rokem +7

      Lmao I also noticed that

    • @ray-py2nr
      @ray-py2nr Před 5 měsíci +8

      I'VE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS COMMENT YES

    • @haideperales
      @haideperales Před 2 měsíci +3

      ultimate cross over

  • @Bread_241
    @Bread_241 Před rokem +269

    I couldn’t hold back my laughter when Danny was mocking that guy talking about his “phone sex”.

  • @nerfthis9998
    @nerfthis9998 Před 4 lety +3513

    Her: What's your last name?
    Him: Is this a personal attack or something?

  • @audreyasbury6615
    @audreyasbury6615 Před 4 lety +4208

    no one:
    Netflix: If we cast Noah Centineo in this movie, the plot won't even matter!

    • @manthamarie5527
      @manthamarie5527 Před 4 lety +65

      Audrey Asbury honestly Noah Centineo is ugly to me 😂 nut what do I know I think Gerard Way and frank iero are hot 🥵

    • @beatricehaddad6631
      @beatricehaddad6631 Před 4 lety +3

      1000th like thank me later

    • @manthamarie5527
      @manthamarie5527 Před 4 lety

      @Lily Souther wassup killjoy

    • @karlasimon471
      @karlasimon471 Před 4 lety +3

      I don’t think there’s anything more true in this world

    • @dramaticvirghoe
      @dramaticvirghoe Před 4 lety +24

      Noah Scentedmayo is fucking ugly idk how anyone can find him attractive, not even TATBILB helped his acting career

  • @fizzlepop7309
    @fizzlepop7309 Před 2 lety +88

    The reason the app is so terrible, and even the reason that '5 year old cousin' line was in there, is because the writer GENUINELY thinks that that's how terrible sexually-active people are. That an app like tinder is practically just as reprehensible as being a pedophile, or is like inviting serial killers to come murder you. The woman is insane.

  • @alexismontesino4462
    @alexismontesino4462 Před rokem +68

    I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE GUY WHO SCREAMED NO AT THE WORD COMMITMENT GHFSJGJSDG

  • @greta7353
    @greta7353 Před 3 lety +7256

    "this movie is really offensive"
    "to whom?"
    "yes"

  • @TheHannasaurus
    @TheHannasaurus Před 4 lety +3777

    Noah Centineo looks like the type of guy who always smells bad but thinks he can get away with it because he’s good looking

    • @m.bonato4193
      @m.bonato4193 Před 4 lety +275

      havent smelled him, but i know that you're totally right

    • @mrsweeetrussianchild1914
      @mrsweeetrussianchild1914 Před 4 lety +211

      I have smelled him, your totally right

    • @rememation3503
      @rememation3503 Před 4 lety +11

      💀 💀💀💀💀

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Před 4 lety +278

      He's not even that good looking, he's slightly above average.

    • @heatherleon5764
      @heatherleon5764 Před 4 lety +65

      TheHannasaurus I am him and you are correct

  • @GentleLiASMR
    @GentleLiASMR Před 2 lety +29

    “you must be my soon to be transferred to another college roommate” is SO threatening. what did he mean by that

  • @roniiii_mac
    @roniiii_mac Před rokem +199

    i really didn’t like this movie when it came out, i couldn’t really put my finger on it but it just felt really awkward. and then it hit me, there’s barely; almost no background music, it’s just noise, which can make a poorly delivered line 10x more awkward…

  • @andythebestest
    @andythebestest Před 4 lety +4530

    Whenever I meet someone new I always ask them their full name, their mum's maiden name, what street they grew up on and what was their first pet's name. For no reason.

    • @Memily23
      @Memily23 Před 4 lety +244

      No, there's actually a perfect reason: you want to hack their social media accounts

    • @poysona
      @poysona Před 4 lety +92

      @@Memily23 haha yeah, social media accounts.... >_>

    • @roguedude1299
      @roguedude1299 Před 3 lety +75

      Better protect my Minecraft server

    • @Janenjacken
      @Janenjacken Před 3 lety +118

      You should also ask them about their social security number ( for no reason )

    • @loganmcbride7304
      @loganmcbride7304 Před 3 lety +1

      nice draven icon

  • @AnNguyen-oz6qw
    @AnNguyen-oz6qw Před 3 lety +4243

    Just because that dude is wearing glasses doesn't mean he can make an app.

    • @micahguillemette3344
      @micahguillemette3344 Před 3 lety +45

      Wait... It doesnt??? 😱😱😱😱

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 Před 3 lety +120

      @Tara S. I wear glasses, and I can't do algebra.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp Před 3 lety +48

      but he was watching a video with a smaller version of the same video in the background! he's basically a coding genius!

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 Před 3 lety +22

      @Lucas Or Something Mr. Something! I'm your biggest fan! Especially your Microsoft Rockstar Games Epic Games game!

    • @carm_ar
      @carm_ar Před 3 lety +12

      @@doodledevore4374 Don't worry bud, I wear glasses and basically can't do anything.

  • @lowkeylowky
    @lowkeylowky Před rokem +45

    is nobody gonna talk about how this movie made in 2018 was shot like a homemade movie made in the early 2000's😭

  • @alliecook8836
    @alliecook8836 Před rokem +39

    Danny clowning on the newscaster for having his own video playing in the background meanwhile Danny has a picture of himself making a video with a smaller picture of himself making a video is pure gold.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 Před 4 lety +3088

    "There's no age restriction!"
    Well, that explains why it's so strictly anonymous....

    • @7eartcat248
      @7eartcat248 Před 4 lety +174

      Lady Marmalade that app could’ve easily been used for human sex trafficking

    • @nsinghize
      @nsinghize Před 4 lety +24

      Drake and Jerry Seinfeld are probably funding such an app smh

    • @erc778
      @erc778 Před 4 lety +6

      Guy pedos maybe?

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 Před 4 lety +18

      @@erc778 Yep, that's what everyone is saying. That it could be used for child abusers of all kinds to abuse children. That's the joke.

    • @macaroondude5342
      @macaroondude5342 Před 4 lety

      - Icedcoffeeat1am -
      Is that app idea already taken..?

  • @ana7icia
    @ana7icia Před 4 lety +4780

    this is offensive to men, women, nerds, and popular people. literally EVERY plot point in this movie is based off of a really negative cliche. nerds aren't wimpy, popular people aren't inherently mean or lustful. men don't want only sex, some are really serious about commitment and try their best, and some women objectify men. idk what the writer thought but, believe it or not, some women are only in relationships for sex as well. idk why it's hard to grasp that being a certain gender doesn't subject you to a certain feeling about relationships. everybody thinks differently, regardless of gender or clique, and it's really puke-inducing to acknowledge that there's a movie that shoots that fact down, targeted towards teenagers.

    • @phoebe9750
      @phoebe9750 Před 4 lety +106

      👏🏼👏🏼

    • @beefa1773
      @beefa1773 Před 4 lety +86

      oujiatime if you saw what most males say on Twitter you’d understand why women say that guys are only in it for sex

    • @hannahking9004
      @hannahking9004 Před 4 lety +112

      oatmeal aneesa I’d say we often see the majority of men doing that in relationships, but it does happen with women. Not to mention, it’s less socially acceptable for women to do that, so they’re usually less vocal about it, probably. But yes, there are some pretty terrible men out there on the internet

    • @beefa1773
      @beefa1773 Před 4 lety +3

      Hannah King got it

    • @shelbyg.8553
      @shelbyg.8553 Před 4 lety +44

      Yeah but BIMBO FLYIN SOMEBODY CATCH HER

  • @chokoti7736
    @chokoti7736 Před rokem +29

    watching this in 2022 makes me realize that this movie, especially the pep rally scene, just feels like an alpha male podcast all over again

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Před rokem +128

    I love that she’s “looking to find love.” I think that’s what the movie wants to say, but she’s mainly looking to get a degree.
    AND DO NOT GO HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO WONT TELL YOU THEIR LAST NAME.

  • @hannahlafave9916
    @hannahlafave9916 Před 4 lety +5730

    The day a man pushes me out the window while screaming “bimbo flying” is the day I have fully lived.

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 Před 4 lety +273

      Dude my Girlfriend found it really funny when I threw her off the Empire State Building saying that so I mean it was worth it.

    • @TheChurchofJim
      @TheChurchofJim Před 4 lety +61

      @@Elizabean1984 Oh my god is she okay?

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 Před 4 lety +104

      @@TheChurchofJim Who knows?

    • @TheChurchofJim
      @TheChurchofJim Před 4 lety +136

      @@Elizabean1984 Oh yeah i guess it makes sense to end things with her then and there, at that point you've reached the peak of your relationship

    • @xainabshuja4215
      @xainabshuja4215 Před 4 lety +2

      W H Y

  • @porgyslife6582
    @porgyslife6582 Před 3 lety +3757

    Plot twist: the girl was Kira so she needed his full name to write in her death note

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Před rokem +51

    The amount of confusion Danny gets over the mathematical theorem line is simply golden.

  • @moustachemoe
    @moustachemoe Před 9 měsíci +11

    The line, “give it to your five year old cousin” went through so many channels and not one person saw an issue. Yikes on ice.

  • @sams_not_here
    @sams_not_here Před 3 lety +10814

    "in a world where everyone is a sexist stereotype, no ones left out!"
    -the whole premise of the movie

  • @andreascollet9644
    @andreascollet9644 Před 4 lety +4834

    Jungle: we put the “sex” in
    “grossly sexist”

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 Před 10 měsíci +11

    The “climax” of the movie being when the mom joins the app, and the kid has to shut it down, seriously makes me question life.

  • @rachelf5466
    @rachelf5466 Před rokem +109

    Software engineer here: Soooo we're just gonna ignore the fact that the nerd guy had superhuman capabilities that allowed him to shut down *other* apps' servers?? Do they realize that that's literally impossible to do on accident??? Also how quickly he finished that app. Nerd guy must be superhuman.

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl Před 4 lety +2732

    My favourite thing to do in college:
    _t o u c h_ my roommate's side of the room

    • @failedfandom5938
      @failedfandom5938 Před 4 lety +24

      Your Italy profile pic is only adding to the terror of that sentence

    • @tapirsareunder-appreciated2272
      @tapirsareunder-appreciated2272 Před 4 lety +13

      @@failedfandom5938 I was just about to say, the fact that they chose the *Demonic Dancing Feliciano* makes it so, so much worse in unspeakable ways.

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl Před 4 lety +13

      @@failedfandom5938 _t o u c h_ Germany's... bedsheets...

    • @GeckyWecky
      @GeckyWecky Před 4 lety +9

      Someone arrest this man!!!

    • @ubesilvana1337
      @ubesilvana1337 Před 4 lety +4

      Ne ne papa

  • @ItsTheCatSpeaking24
    @ItsTheCatSpeaking24 Před 4 lety +2882

    Also forgetting that the film is ridiculously sexist? All based on sexist stereotypes about women wanting long term relationships and guys just wanting casual sex. Ugh so oldd

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze Před 4 lety +314

      Yeah boys, we don’t want to know women’s names, we just want to sleep with them. Stop those pesky women, they want relationships with us and commitment and to actually know stuff.
      It’s such a tired trope, and it really doesn’t help the people who actually believe that it’s the way the world works, especially young impressionable guys who are getting their views reinforced

    • @ChiefVizier
      @ChiefVizier Před 4 lety +36

      Its just this one dated movie. Media is making casual relationships common nowadays

    • @Ather_sys
      @Ather_sys Před 4 lety +59

      I mean it is a Christian movie so Idk what you expected lmao

    • @bimbi7052
      @bimbi7052 Před 4 lety +6

      Period pooh >:(

    • @zaylaturner964
      @zaylaturner964 Před 4 lety +9

      Lydia it’s not like I’m not agreeing with you but can we just watch a movie that’s probably not based on real life without getting butthurt?

  • @kathleendunn4368
    @kathleendunn4368 Před 2 lety +98

    Honestly the most unrealistic part of this movie is that James couldn't afford Harvard or MIT. I have a few friends who go to Ivies, and if he was good enough to get into both, he would 100% have a full boat scholarship.

  • @Jo-sv9io
    @Jo-sv9io Před rokem +14

    one thing i do have to say is that this is probably the most accurate dorm room i’ve seen in media, the least accurate being the huge dorm room with vaulted ceilings and a fireplace i saw on the vampire diaries

  • @bratzyydylii8498
    @bratzyydylii8498 Před 4 lety +2474

    why the hell is the acting and directing so bad in the first few minutes? it just looks like a low budget movie tbh

    • @dev4965
      @dev4965 Před 4 lety +88

      Because it is a low budget movie

    • @kellycrolius6166
      @kellycrolius6166 Před 4 lety +82

      ya i feel like they just toss noah centinoudskd how ever the fuck u spell his last name in any shitty movie and netflix bitches will watch it cuz he's hot

    • @noemyemma9035
      @noemyemma9035 Před 4 lety +19

      Its porn but without the fun

    • @soniapellegrino9938
      @soniapellegrino9938 Před 4 lety +12

      i can totally see what u mean, not saying that the movie is great quality, but the very first scenes are on a much lower level of production it's so weird

    • @layla.a
      @layla.a Před 4 lety +13

      There are like 20 characters maximum in this movie and they all act like they’re in high school when they’re supposed to be in college🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @phoebelouise7076
    @phoebelouise7076 Před 4 lety +3532

    The blonde guy looks like the 1990s version of Jake Paul.

    • @E.M.99.
      @E.M.99. Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @t01tl34
      @t01tl34 Před 4 lety +5

      Omfg agagagagaggagagagagagagagagaga

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 Před 4 lety +5

      @@StitchdTeeth LOLOLOLOLZ

    • @ajnafes
      @ajnafes Před 4 lety +19

      More like a mix of him and his brother from the 1990s..

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer Před 4 lety +20

      The main character looks like a discount idubbz

  • @LuzOhCramity
    @LuzOhCramity Před rokem +17

    0:02 Danny wears a yellow shirt today

  • @nicolajoubert4991
    @nicolajoubert4991 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Its a completelysmooth surface, what did she trip on ?
    ME AF 😭

  • @carleya782
    @carleya782 Před 4 lety +10126

    *When I meet someone I ask them:*
    •Their last name
    •Where they live
    •Their social security number

    • @katejannette206
      @katejannette206 Před 4 lety +161

      YRF Jaley omg same #relatable

    • @edonathedonut6478
      @edonathedonut6478 Před 4 lety +263

      Finally a civilized human 😤

    • @issi99
      @issi99 Před 4 lety +389

      • Their mother's maiden name
      • The name of their first pet

    • @rukshandanajmi2336
      @rukshandanajmi2336 Před 4 lety +305

      • Their card number and the 3 numbers on the back

    • @Mar-xs3hg
      @Mar-xs3hg Před 4 lety +172

      Don’t forget credit card info and fingerprints

  • @CG00_
    @CG00_ Před 4 lety +4534

    Look I'm sorry but "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her" is a masterpiece of a line.

  • @spiderhornet
    @spiderhornet Před rokem +9

    He looks and sounds so young that everytime he mentions he's married/in his twenties it's not a simple slap in the face, it's a caravan of trucks on my dead body

  • @yekaterina4804
    @yekaterina4804 Před rokem +7

    5:12 yeah flirting isn’t just asking questions, but women have to make sure they’re safe. knowing who they’re talking to can be really helpful.

  • @haileyn7171
    @haileyn7171 Před 4 lety +2389

    “My name is John Paul Jones, my friends call me John Paul Jones, so you can call me John Paul Jones”

    • @neelratanagarwal4169
      @neelratanagarwal4169 Před 4 lety +5

      Ok. •_•

    • @ast1867
      @ast1867 Před 4 lety +42

      *S h a k a b r a h*

    • @kw4118
      @kw4118 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh Hahahahhaha Okay!

    • @ainsleyburrows2654
      @ainsleyburrows2654 Před 4 lety +31

      I hate that I know what this is

    • @brendonsforehead4961
      @brendonsforehead4961 Před 4 lety +7

      AINSLEY BURROWS I only know it from Brandon Walsh his vid about finding his introverted sis a bf so I’m glad idk him from the tv show hahaha

  • @justaperson4147
    @justaperson4147 Před 3 lety +1935

    Her: what's your last name?
    The dude: And I took that personally...

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 Před 3 lety +17

      Fhfhfhfh really tho-

    • @KaoDragon
      @KaoDragon Před 2 lety

      FR, FR, FR, THIS TIME
      OMG YAY AYR
      FR, FR, FR, THISS TIMEEEE,
      CUZ YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE OOOOH YOU MAKE MY EARF QUAKE

  • @tearsofboredom7956
    @tearsofboredom7956 Před 2 lety +11

    WAIT HOW DIDNT I NOTICE THAT DREW AND DANNY HAVE THE SAME INITIALS UNTIL NOW. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR LIKE 4 YEARS

  • @oscarlittle639
    @oscarlittle639 Před rokem +19

    As a teen, I need more teen time episodes. It's the coolest show on the internet for teens.

  • @spicebaybee
    @spicebaybee Před 4 lety +23273

    That whole movie felt like a lele pons skit

    • @phud420
      @phud420 Před 4 lety +599

      Hello group of 10 to 15 students, lunch money, now

    • @stellasarsoni
      @stellasarsoni Před 4 lety +192

      OMG YES THANK U. 😂 I was trying so hard to remember what the movie reminded me of.

    • @clbritton8687
      @clbritton8687 Před 4 lety +85

      i mean, yeah but this is way better than any of lele pons skits

    • @localizedpotato7332
      @localizedpotato7332 Před 4 lety +43

      *Ouch. Burn*

    • @discogaming6549
      @discogaming6549 Před 4 lety +47

      meme team gamers no, they are equally bad

  • @Luffmoomin
    @Luffmoomin Před 4 lety +2269

    If you can sleep with three girls on Jungle you are legally allowed to throw them out the window

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut Před 3 měsíci +6

    them dissing his room for 'being too small' is wild considering it looks bigger than most college dorms I've seen

  • @brynncess2228
    @brynncess2228 Před 3 měsíci +7

    No joke my older brother over heard my vid and unironically said "Is that drew?" 💀💀💀

  • @matthewp3586
    @matthewp3586 Před 4 lety +1982

    So wait, why is the movie called “swiped” if the app is called “jungle?” I thought swiped would be the name of the app itself.

    • @tellmeastory95
      @tellmeastory95 Před 4 lety +136

      this shows how much better we could've made that movie

    • @cosmiceggs2385
      @cosmiceggs2385 Před 4 lety +14

      What was the origin on of the name anyway?

    • @MKateUltra
      @MKateUltra Před 4 lety +8

      Icecubescubed that’s exactly what I was expecting too haha

    • @allygrinnell8655
      @allygrinnell8655 Před 4 lety

      Ikr me too

    • @annamartin9840
      @annamartin9840 Před 4 lety

      Icecubescubed it's not clean enough to the 9 year olds that it's a dating app. if they named it jungle they'd be less interested lol

  • @user-zn3ix6no4u
    @user-zn3ix6no4u Před 3 lety +2590

    This is just Misogyny: The Movie

    • @agentequinox
      @agentequinox Před 3 lety +122

      Nah
      *Sexism: The Movie*

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast Před 3 lety +44

      I think that even actual Misogynists would hate this movie, mostly because Noah is exactly the type of person they would hate.

    • @no-lx2os
      @no-lx2os Před 3 lety +19

      i know what misogyny means but i searched it up anyway and the definition for an avocado came up?

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 3 lety +17

      Or is it Misandry: The Movie?

    • @delaneywinton
      @delaneywinton Před 3 lety +26

      Hanskah I think it’s both tbh

  • @chunkysalsa6264
    @chunkysalsa6264 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Noah Centineo has the acting talent of a text to speech bot.

  • @GL17CHY
    @GL17CHY Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love whoever did the captions for this, fantastic

  • @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338

    Noah: *yells* bimbo flying somebody catch her
    The dad outside the door: 👁👄👁

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 3 lety +70

      I laughed for a long time at this.

    • @mils9495
      @mils9495 Před 3 lety +16

      @@deereye87 haha same

    • @qwert9939
      @qwert9939 Před 3 lety +31

      More like
      The dad outside the door: Da Fauq

    • @OldFantasy
      @OldFantasy Před 3 lety +16

      The dad is probably be like what the hell is this sentence mean WTF my son is doing in this room what's going on with this child???...

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex Před 3 lety +4

      I would laugh at this if I didn't have a pounding headache and growing pains. Sadly, I'm only going to be around 5' 6" at most because my dad's side is short and my mom's side isn't exactly tall. (can someone tell me if I accidentally used the wrong of ' and "?).

  • @henrydikes6704
    @henrydikes6704 Před 4 lety +2302

    This movie somehow manages to be sexist to both Men AND women, good job Netflix, really good job.

    • @monet.t.t
      @monet.t.t Před 4 lety +20

      yes lmao.

    • @huneycuttz6943
      @huneycuttz6943 Před 4 lety +6

      Netflix didnt make the movie lol

    • @huneycuttz6943
      @huneycuttz6943 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ramu-silly I got the notification for it and I was like I already watched this movie how yall just now post it but I was thinking about the perfect date lmao this movie was hella trash

    • @bakedpancakes5054
      @bakedpancakes5054 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ramu-silly you just said the same thing they said

    • @somerandom4263
      @somerandom4263 Před 4 lety +4

      They should win a award

  • @valentinapop101
    @valentinapop101 Před rokem +15

    i just realized the sister is Kalani from Dance Moms 😭😭

    • @adaballet
      @adaballet Před 2 měsíci

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie Před rokem +25

    i love how he calls the girl a bimbo, as if he wasn't just sleeping with said "bimbo", like you're just as much of a bimbo (himbo?) in this situation lmao

  • @kjdorsey7030
    @kjdorsey7030 Před 4 lety +3065

    "You're mine Lance. Not your girlfriend's, not your so called pastor's, not God's, Mine."

  • @alexleonee62
    @alexleonee62 Před 4 lety +1841

    Ok so this app, no names, can’t find them after... that sounds like how girls end up dead. That’s legitimately terrifying, meeting strangers in public on normal apps is scary enough 😂

    • @jordanschmidt8940
      @jordanschmidt8940 Před 4 lety +65

      Meeting people just in public and not an app is scary enough

    • @jessicatgrowl7614
      @jessicatgrowl7614 Před 4 lety +57

      Meeting people is terrifying. Will they kill me? Will I kill them? The suspense!

    • @xchara6996
      @xchara6996 Před 4 lety +1

      You have 666 likes so I’m not gonna like it-

    • @SanguineCynic
      @SanguineCynic Před 4 lety +29

      Not to mention the STDs that people would get, and they wouldn't even know who gave it to them.

    • @thatjabberwonky6261
      @thatjabberwonky6261 Před 4 lety +17

      @@SanguineCynic not to mention the unwanted pregnancies with unknown sperm donors

  • @paradox6974
    @paradox6974 Před rokem +9

    Danny: It's weird this guy has a picture of himself in the background of his video.
    Also Danny: *Has a framed picture of him sitting in his desk from the camera pov with another smaller picture inside of it*

  • @lets.tr1ppin
    @lets.tr1ppin Před rokem +7

    Just was crying now I’m laughing super hard thank you ❤️

  • @carterduncan5757
    @carterduncan5757 Před 4 lety +2758

    “I’m gonna say the c word..........commitment”
    Insert Cody ko and Noel Miller: EEWWW WTF

  • @emptyb00b
    @emptyb00b Před 4 lety +4668

    “Were two different people”
    Both make videos about Noah

  • @kiracina8127
    @kiracina8127 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Whoever did the captions for this video is amazing 15:11 and past is just mwah: chefs kiss

  • @charleskone1446
    @charleskone1446 Před 2 lety +4

    " Damn make that five years, James ' HAD ME ROOLIIIING hahaha

  • @saint_yves
    @saint_yves Před 3 lety +2399

    Daniel: "I'm gonna say the C- word, I know we don't like to say it, alright, here we go..............Commitment."
    Crowd of Losers: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @bugsbugsbugs2337
    @bugsbugsbugs2337 Před 4 lety +3327

    Him: Let’s hook up
    Her: Sure!! What’s your name?
    Him: Dude wtf we just met.

    • @asumi7984
      @asumi7984 Před 4 lety +113

      I'll tell you my name but it's too much work to tell you my last name. You're so obsolete.

    • @mari-lm4ox
      @mari-lm4ox Před 4 lety +3

      Stella K LMAO

    • @samirahsworld4085
      @samirahsworld4085 Před 4 lety +1

      @Stephanie Rodriquez why you say that for. Why you being rude?

    • @fatk1ttyy
      @fatk1ttyy Před 4 lety

      Samirah's World, their talking about the douche in the vid.

    • @bugsbugsbugs2337
      @bugsbugsbugs2337 Před 4 lety

      Joey Schiro 🤤

  • @fishyfow3767
    @fishyfow3767 Před rokem +5

    4:33 I found it way funnier when he said teleported onto his head before he added the from the 90s part

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 Před rokem +34

    i wonder if anyone has written a fanfiction where james and lance end up together. it has to exist

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath Před 2 měsíci +5

      Bonus if it's toxic yaoi

    • @tobyandahalf
      @tobyandahalf Před měsícem +1

      @@turkeyhamanddeathwe love toxic yaoi

    • @chdest4550
      @chdest4550 Před 14 dny

      But "FANfiction" would imply they actually like the movie...

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 Před 2 lety +11305

    Dumbest line ever uttered on Netflix:
    - "Bimbo flying, somebody catch her!"
    - "You think your life is hard? Try wearing Size 13 Nikes. Men's Size 13 Nikes. Beat that."
    - "You haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
    - "Are you lost, baby girl?"

  • @isabellaallen5353
    @isabellaallen5353 Před 4 lety +5077

    as a girl this film couldnt make girls feel more like shit. the way they act just makes us feel like property i dont know how it was approved

    • @rasali9120
      @rasali9120 Před 4 lety +56

      Nah, it is pretty weird to show that women just roll with what ever but the fixed it at the end by showing that females actually control the societal pressure and if they just didnt go on the apps they wouldnt work.

    • @kevinbahr4592
      @kevinbahr4592 Před 4 lety +153

      Weirdest/saddest thing is that this film WAS written and directed by a woman

    • @yeetyeeter4751
      @yeetyeeter4751 Před 4 lety +17

      ​@@woodsthemonotonedj1179 tbh I would rather be the anus shoving the girl out the window and getting tons of girls than the bitch falling out the window but yeah it's kind of shit for both genders

    • @green.beanss
      @green.beanss Před 4 lety +8

      I agree

    • @itaintme3603
      @itaintme3603 Před 4 lety

      Awww, gonna cryy?

  • @no_one_from_nowhere
    @no_one_from_nowhere Před 2 lety +17

    16:00 did they catch a damn poltergeist on right?

  • @jeremyduval3472
    @jeremyduval3472 Před rokem +8

    wait that's where it ends? I thought we were like a third of the way through the movie when he did the ad read. what the hell even happened in that movie.

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 Před rokem +4

      this movie came after the people making videos about it. Danny had to cut out the end and Drew deleted his video completely (or had it taken down)

    • @kes671
      @kes671 Před měsícem

      Amanda the Jedi did a video about the situation called: This Movie Is So Bad the Director Is Hunting Down Negative Reviewers. Also, a fan was able to reupload Drew's video, but I haven't found a full version of Danny's original video, unfortunately.

  • @linzeelewis
    @linzeelewis Před 4 lety +4862

    does anyone know why drew made two of the same videos in different shirts ?

    • @whatapleasantsurprise
      @whatapleasantsurprise Před 4 lety +297

      no, you got it wrong! Danny made two videos with different shirts.

    • @emilydougherty8092
      @emilydougherty8092 Před 4 lety +229

      linzee lewis wait I thought these videos were just Cody ko in a mask

    • @air6496
      @air6496 Před 4 lety +14

      Legit what I was thinking 😆

    • @Addi59
      @Addi59 Před 4 lety +32

      Was going to post this, but knew I'd see it, because I'm not as original as I like to think.

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen Před 4 lety +51

      Because of his split personality, but we don't talk about it.

  • @vanshikarungta8736
    @vanshikarungta8736 Před 4 lety +2558

    'The girl cannot know your name, where you live, and it's impossible to find you after you have hooked up with her'
    Huh, sounds super safe, am I right, ladies?

    • @sweetpotion
      @sweetpotion Před 4 lety +171

      There was actually a scene showing a girl who'd been abused by some guy she met on Jungle crying with her friends who'd also had bad experiences. So at least they acknowledged the danger of the app in their own movie

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch Před 4 lety +63

      @@sweetpotion Well, sexual predators also acknowledge chasing after minors. Does that make it better?

    • @vanshikarungta8736
      @vanshikarungta8736 Před 4 lety +149

      @@sweetpotion but why would you invent an app in the first place whose terms and conditions are literally like how a rapist describes sex?

    • @ThisCatBoring
      @ThisCatBoring Před 4 lety +26

      Like so safe for rapists

    • @omnia848
      @omnia848 Před 4 lety +7

      You said it👍

  • @I-WNT-RIGATONI
    @I-WNT-RIGATONI Před rokem +4

    I thought he said pushed by a goat 😂😂 8:06

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs Před 3 měsíci +4

    A whole universe of people who have never heard of masturbation.

  • @Justheretostalkbro
    @Justheretostalkbro Před 4 lety +31934

    “How much sexism do you want in this movie?”
    Director: “yes”

    • @Localcatgirl_
      @Localcatgirl_ Před 4 lety +1697

      "How much cringe do you want in this movie?"
      Director: "yes"

    • @r.p.4756
      @r.p.4756 Před 4 lety +1046

      It's funny because the director thinks she made a movie that actually helps teen girls and boys.

    • @Justheretostalkbro
      @Justheretostalkbro Před 4 lety +753

      Well, he certainly succeeded. Turning women into sex objects is really helpful. :)) thanks life

    • @minegamer8308
      @minegamer8308 Před 4 lety +533

      “How many bad actors do you want in this movie?”
      Director: “yes”... And that is how the movie was made.

    • @Justheretostalkbro
      @Justheretostalkbro Před 4 lety +89

      I mean.. It takes sum to get a conservative rowled up about sexism... so I gotta give em something 🤷‍♀️

  • @jinalik.8232
    @jinalik.8232 Před 4 lety +4759

    the script sounds like it was written by troom troom

  • @dolphin8397
    @dolphin8397 Před 10 měsíci

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate “the mom from good luck Charlie” and that show as a whole? Absolutely top tier show🔥💯😤and every actor was perfect for their role😇😎

  • @hehemoglobina
    @hehemoglobina Před 2 lety +3

    "You + app = good" just made me burst out of laugh 😂

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking Před 4 lety +921

    Both you and Drew didn’t mention one of the biggest gaping plot holes: This grandparents are filthy rich but he couldn’t afford one of the elite colleges.

    • @bubblegumplastic
      @bubblegumplastic Před 4 lety +158

      All the grandparents' money went into plastic surgery

    • @haggiemorsch
      @haggiemorsch Před 4 lety +16

      also that super awkward scene where james asks his grandparents and their friends about their sex lives? what was that??

    • @rafonselmacadaeg
      @rafonselmacadaeg Před 4 lety +1

      bubblegumplastic sccscx

    • @rafonselmacadaeg
      @rafonselmacadaeg Před 4 lety +2

      Touching The Rainbow wwcqq

  • @starcrossreverie
    @starcrossreverie Před 4 lety +4776

    "I can't let my dad know I'm sleeping with a girl!"
    *Seconds later*
    "BIMBO FLYING!!"

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 Před 4 lety +167

      "oh man, he's right outside the door, he can hear almost anything! sure can't let him know anyone else is here!.....*SHOUTS AND TALKS LOUDLY*"

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 4 lety +53

      The only logical conclusion is his father is deaf... wait, no, he yells at him through the door.

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 Před 4 lety +25

      @@seigeengine
      idk deaf people can talk

    • @mackenzieskye6685
      @mackenzieskye6685 Před 4 lety +2

      LOL also 700th like!

    • @Pissgod639
      @Pissgod639 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sach1460 dumbass they cant ya a fuckin bimbo cause you use gacha

  • @Tuesday01
    @Tuesday01 Před 9 měsíci +2

    i love how if you turn on captions at 15:10 it calls the group of lads "crowd of losers"

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Před 7 měsíci +3

    16:25 HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE SEXY SANTA CLAUS FROM THAT VIDEO KURTIS MADE

  • @hamiltonlover101poop3
    @hamiltonlover101poop3 Před 4 lety +1604

    Why does Hannah look 40 but also like 12 at the same time

  • @nonameclare69
    @nonameclare69 Před 3 lety +4181

    There's no way the actors weren't bullied into participating in this production cause how can you read a script like this and just decide cold bloodedly "Yes, THIS will be my next project"

    • @m.josena4485
      @m.josena4485 Před 3 lety +123

      Now I want to know exactly why they took this tbh😭

    • @camila-qx8cu
      @camila-qx8cu Před 3 lety +155

      maybe they needed the money 😔😔

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken Před 3 lety +99

      I'm even more surprised the mom from Good Luck Charlie is in this. Work must've been hard to come to say yes to this.

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat Před 3 lety +134

      @@ArtisticallySpoken im not sure if it was the same time frame but that actress is a well known anti vaxxer so that mightve stopped jobs from coming in lmao

    • @anacarolinam7603
      @anacarolinam7603 Před 3 lety +93

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat and ironically her character was a nurse on good luck charlie

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The closed captions are great

  • @yourlocalkpopstan.934
    @yourlocalkpopstan.934 Před rokem +1

    2:17
    i can’t believe that’s kalani from dance moms… she was one of my favs