Spooky House: The Worst Halloween Movie Ever
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Princess (the goat) was actually Max's biological mom the whole time, she turned into a goat to punish him after he said that he wouldn't eat his vegetables.
LMAOOO
Love that
I have not watched this video yet. Wth
Haha, it’s near the end
LMAOOOOO
"Never been an orphan" is such a hard flex.
Right?! 😂
Never clumsy enough to lose both parents
Pftt-
Epik flex
Imagine being an orphan. Couldn't be me, could not be me.
this feels like a mythology thing
"woman turns into jaguar to punish her husband that hates kids"
This would make a sick folk tale
Honestly that would fit with a mythology story.
More like Dhar man video
@@rushilgorripati what Dhar Mann videos are you watching
@@tellmewill Husband hates kids and regrets it
I think Zamboni is actually shockingly logical. He's a depressed eccentric magician, who lost his career because of what he thought was an accident. Let's not forget a bunch of children also did keep showing up and breaking into his house, so it was very logical for him to yell at the kids for continuing to pester him. The only part I don't think he's logical, is the end where he just forgives his wife, like bro you really just going to be a Jaguar for 11 years without telling me.
tbh that was also my thought, also they break into his house
Fr 💀💀💀
And the way they make it out that he hates kids is a bad thing. I mean, yeah it's weird he said it but he's allowed to not like kids. He whispered it; it wasn't like he said it a kids face or worked somewhere where he delt with the children.
She basically just shows back up because he decides he wants a kid now. Imagine if the genders were reversed and some guy did what she did just because his significant other didn't want kids. And what if Max does something she doesn't like? Is she going to disappear on him too. The real villain in this movie is Dawn Star.
2K and 5 replies? Let me fix that
I thought when he said "I hate children", she ran away cause she was pregnant, and Max was gonna turn out to be his biological son.
Makes more sense than the whole movie
You are pretty good at script writing
I assume that after The Great Zamboni said that he hates children, his wife was transumted into a Jaguar as his punishment and this curse wouldn't be lifted until he learned to love children.
@@0.001mm_tolerancy ikr it was so obvious to me, wasn’t even a plot twist imo 🥱
That's what I thought would happen too!
Wait that isn’t normal? My grandma was a pet lizard for 40 years because her husband said he didn’t like cherry pie
what??? does this mean????????? i wish for a timestamp to explain this please, i mean, you dont have to, but i cant find what you're talking about?
@@cervineBotanist because the wife turned into a jaguar cause her husband said he didn't like children. supposedly. their comment is a joke on that. "oh so its not normal to change into a pet animal of some sort when your significant other says they don't like something??"
I’ve been there i’m glad people are finally speaking out because it’s a real problem affecting real people
Subscribe pls
@@cervineBotanist I haven’t watched the video yet and this comment gave me whiplash
My uncle told my aunt that they didn’t need a gun for self-defense, so to prove him wrong she’s been 30-50 feral hogs for the past 20 years! Idk why Danny’s acting like this isn’t a normal occurrence
In regards to the bit about the Jaguar getting her tail "ever so slightly" stuck in the couch and appearing to be in agony over it - any cat owner can tell you that that's exactly what would happen. Doesn't matter that she's a majestic killing machine made of pure muscle and, I guess, magic - any cat that's lived under a domestic roof having meals freely and regularly develops the most SEVERE baby brain imaginable. This is the most believable part of the film to me.
Can confirm. Our cat will get in the way, and when you push him gently with your foot he gets all offended and meows and stares at you.
I missed the part where "any cat owner" became a jaguar behavior specialist
@@kkrup5395 "Only Critical Thinking is allowed in Danny's Kingdom. NO JOKES, GREG"
@@tripsplat sorry, it didn't seem to me that that was a joke, more like an expresion of an opinion. Or even a start to a conversation about beliveability of the movie. So I just wanted to point out a flaw in your argumentation.
@@kkrup5395 it was definitely a joke dude
When he said “there’s a crazy twist at the end” and then “you’ll remember we haven’t seen the jaguar again yet” I legitimately thought the kid was gonna open the rocket and get mauled by it
I thought the rocket will explode too
Booooy I was hoping
that would’ve been such a funny fucking way to end the movie
am i the only one who thought it would be empty?
This is just the Halloween version of the Scales movie ending 😂
The lesson of this movie is: if you want kids but your spouse says no just turn into a jaguar for 11 years and they'll come around
I don't wanna have kids
I'd definitely prefer having a pet jaguar to having kids. Heck, I'd even prefer a car jaguar to having kids.
Reading this before watching the video with absolutely no context was a real treat
What a great lesson for my kids :D
Whoop This comment really spoiled the plot twist
him: i hate children
her: 🐆
CONSEQUENCES
😂🤣
Wait he said “I hate children”? I thought he said “i ate children”
@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 ...what?
@@prig1557 i thought he said "I ate children"
@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 No I know, but just like...you know what nvm.
I was legit thinking that the mysterious woman hiring the teenagers to steal was gonna be the wife the whole time
Ye I wondered what ended up with that. They seemed kinda irrelevant
That would have been so good tho! Wasted potential.......
I love this so much thank you
SAME
As a woman, I can say I would also definitely fake my death and turn into a magical jaguar for 11 years because my husband said "I hate children" to me in the middle of a magic show performance, instead of talking it over with him reasonably. Very realistic. 10/10
“Is that even legal to do can you just walk a around with a jungle cat” uhh yeah probably in Florida
As a Floridian I can say that Florida is insane
Cause anything goes in florida🎼🎼🎼
Not only jungle cats but pythons as pets to
*TIGER KING INTENSIFIES*
We should ask Drew
Lesson learned: Don't tell your wife you hate children or she will turn into a jaguar for 11 years
Well metaphorically this happens sometimes:)
My dad told my mom he hates kids and now i have a pet jaguar :)
Spoilers
Holy shit I tried it and woke up with a new car in my garage
Spoiler alert gd
Imagine being some random guy in the audience with no clue that she went missing just thinking he made someone random woman appear
I mean, most of them would be like that. A decade or so had passed, and the majority probably wouldn't know exactly what she looked like, assuming they even knew what happened to begin with.
Actually at 18:03 the “nerdy girl” is actor Simon Baker who is a Native male of the Squamish & Haida nations as well as Cree! I get why you could’ve mixed him up b/c of his hair but it unfortunately happens a lot to native boys. My brother used to wear his hair in long braids as a child & would get called a girl all the time, it made him so upset he ended up cutting his hair off. Luckily, he’s older now & has regrown his hair out again, it’s such a big representation of who we are as an individual & as a culture.
Woohoo I mentioned the same thing! Glad to see someone else knows who Simon Baker is! :D
whoa i was thinking of the Austrailian actor Simon Baker at first lol, and was very confused for a solid 30 seconds
aye, thats cool, appreciate the insight
Everything you need for a good movie:
1. A creepy guy that likes to watch children suffer
2. An orphan that can't stop telling you about it
3. Exploding Wives
Brb gonna add this to my story rq
The holy trinity
*describes Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban*
@@MuskanJ I mean that does pretty much sum it all up doesn't it.
@@draimannebeker9435 fr
Max is the best part about this movie. He’s so unnecessarily depressed, like they have no reason to have him in the movie lol
I think that's someone else who's life is extremely miserable (same) venting in the script
@@MoonchildDontCry I ghost wrote the script
"Theres nothing worth living for"
@@spacebug5686 - Says the 8 year old, tiny child
I feel personally attacked by this comment
I actually feel really bad for Zamboni. It's clear from the start that he didn't actually do anything to his wife, but he still gets dragged through hell over her disappearance. Kids messing with his property is obviously so common that he doesn't even react to finding his van torched. Then this group of kids keeps showing up and breaking into his house, basically harassing him. And to top it off, it turns out his wife turned herself into the jaguar because he said he hates kids. (And, yes. I did absolutely see that coming.) Really think about the ramifications of this. She disappeared and willingly let her husband get arrested and tried, let him take care of her like a pet living otherwise miserable and alone, and only decided to return when he had a change of heart and adopted Max, ultimately giving her what she wanted. That is so many levels of toxic and messed up. The bullies may have been the antagonists, but Dawn Star was the villain.
Wait so when she turned into a jaguar, Zamboni was like "I guess I have a jaguar now"? Like didn't question where the cat came from or whether or not he was qualified to take care of it, he was just like "hm ok".... what????
my hc is that the jaguar just appeared near his house so he just took her in. but imagine if he didn't 😂
I thought he said "I eat children" Instead of "I hate children" Lets just say I was concerned.
That sounds like a more interesting movie
He be like:I am CANIBALLLLLLL
Hold on , y'all don't eat children ?
@@pretty948 damn, I’ve really been doing my whole diet wrong too
SAMEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣
Lets remember, Zamboni was arrested on suspicion of killing his wife. So Dawn Star heard him say "I hate children" for no reason in the middle of a show, turned into a jaguar for 11 years and then came back and no one questions it. She framed Zamboni for her own murder so that she could live out her fursona.
And lets not forget some fantasy of petplay that was being fulfilled
Breaking news: famous magician, Zucchini, was framed for murder by his wife in order to live her true fursona, Shadow. An angry riot on social media is being formed since his wife has yet to face any charges. Tune in for next time, where we cover a group of kids that’ll be punished for breaking into an unfortunate individual’s house on several occasions.
Gone Grrrrrrl
Also he stopped believing in magic, which in this universe is love, because she wasn't there anymore, it makes real magic possible so when he liked Max and adopted him so that's why magic happened and she came back
the original gone girl?
I like that Zamboni does not even question Dawn after she turns back
Like she framed him for murder and let him simmer in his trauma from literally killing the love of his life and he doesn't even flinch when she appears again
Shit I guess he's just that good of a performer
the fact that the guy who plays the great zamboni had previously starred in schindlers list fills me with indescribable emotion
he's also the star of such classics as bloodrayne and the love guru. really exemplifying that knighthood. do u think he made the cast and crew call him "sir" during filming?
AND he was Ghandi!
Can you describe it?
I’m sorry WHAT
Max is like a 6 year old child, and he really talking about how he has nothing to live for. smh
He had that 2020 mood in 2002.
most gen z thing ive ever heard
he is the future hardin
I'm pretty sure max is Noah centineo
He was just stating the facts
just a magician whispering "i hate children" in the middle of a trick completely unprompted, you know, as one does
john mulaney ghost wrote this
i thought he said "i hate killgrim" for the first couple of times
I figured they were having a whispered argument the whole show.
Them’s the magic words!
i feel like zamboni getting mad that random kids keep breaking into his house is absolutely fair lmao. that felt like the most realistic part of the movie
I could not stop laughing at the fact that those bullies opened the pumpkin expecting to see a child's mutilated corpse.
I love how in "Monster House" the kids lose a ball or something, but in "Spooky House" the kids lose...a goat.
@@taralamlam1961 bruh, what's up with you? lmfaoooo
Monster house was my favorite Halloween movie
They have loose pet laws in this town.
Yeah but monster house terrified me as a kid
@@danivaav they deleted it but i know who you mean
its a bot btw
Please make a "I hate children" song with a "can't believe this nononono" chorus
If it happens, remember you spoke this into creation 😳
111th like
hell yeah danny please do this
when the "cant believe this nonono part happened" i thought he was gonna end the video with a song with that in it
Bro I HATE THIS MOVIE it SCARES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:23 she legally became a pumpkin
Markas pumpkin
This is a movie that you’d watch in 2nd grade because you payed $5 for the pizza party.
i feel like i need to become a 2nd grade teacher and let those future students watch this movie now
That awkward moment when you're a magician and your furry wife turns into a jaguar and frames you for murder for 11 1/2 years because you don't like children 😳
Because we’re Delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~
@@DeathnoteBB YEEESSSS!! Thank you for that reference 😂
@@DeathnoteBB Also, love the username
@@justaperson5677 No problem!! As soon as I read “frames you for murder” John Mulaney popped into my head
Also thanks!
@@DeathnoteBB oOOHKAAAAYYY 😀
honestly I expected the ending to be something like Dawn Star being pregnant when Zamboni said that he hates kids so she ran away and then it turns out Max was actually their biological child all along
I thought that too. and yet.. here we are
Ikr that would’ve been much better
Me too! She died so Max ended up alone, but at the end he finds his bio father, Zamboni
This would have been perfect!!!
But like wouldn’t that have been worse since she abandoned her child to the streets all because she’s trying to get revenge on her husband for saying he hates children? Because I thought that would be the twist too but then I thought about it and it would be messed up if that was the conclusion.
that awkward moment when you hear your husband say he doesn't like kids so you frame him for murder
Wait does nobody else have a room specifically made to hypnotize people? 😂😅
I know right? Imagine not having a hypnotism room? Can't relate
No but i have my personal disco where the walls and floor moves and spins
Max talking about the house: “So, this could be an office...”
“Or maybe a nursery.”
Max doesn't even like that backyard for him. Its all pavement. Max thinks it needs grass
@@ashlynn1376 in case there are any lil guys runnin around
“This is a spinning hypnosis room of torture...”
“Could be a nursery.”
*john mulaney wiggle*
are these fans of the proud asian-american woman?
Dawn Star really stayed a panther even when her husband was put on trial for her murder
what a power move
That's just Cold
Two types of people
dawn star walked so amy dunne could run
It would be hard to forgive that one if it were me
If I had a nickle for every time Danny made a video about a movie where a middle-aged man suffers a great loss and goes on a journey of healing that ends with him adopting an orphan I'd have two nickles... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
what's the second one
@@PurpleMoon799 the lamp movie
'Never let them know your next move' really applies to this movie
Me sat here like: "the fucking jaguar's gonna explode too"
💀💀💀
I thought the same. Then I thought they were all going to explode when they got in the car
I wouldn't be suprised if he/she explodes too
Same!!
@maria escarez wtf buckaroo y u c k y
Random charachter: Hey you wanna go to-
The kid: I CAN'T I'M AN ORPHAN
Holy shit that kid's depressed
Harry Potter be like:
Goob from Meet the Robinsons
Dick Grayson:
A series of unfortunate events:
I didn’t predict it until you said “but the jaguar hasn’t come out yet” and I was like “wait… it’s gonna be the wife, isn’t it”
The most unrealistic thing is that Zamboni just watches the kids get scared. I might just be weird, but I'd be laughing like a maniac if that happened to me.
i don't know if it's physically possible for anyone to keep a straight face while watching a girl flail around whilst being stuck in a pumpkin. zamboni has skills i guess
Lmao frrr💀🤣
I like how he calls it a jaguar, but then thought it might be a panther, then just settled on jungle cat.
especially because jaguars and panthers are the same thing lol
@@shadowcultist not Florida panthers (pumas) or old world panthers (leopards) though
@@Undivided_X neither are Carolina Panthers (football team)
Lmao I love how everyone is arguing about Jaguars and panthers 😂
He just got less and less descriptive
Imagine writing a female character who was so 2D she literally turns herself into a jaguar for 11 years because her husband wont have kids with her
I don't mind it though, dawn star was in control of the entire plot and was the most powerful one. Regardless, no lines.
U SPOILED ITTTT
@almostamara HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW THIS COMMENT WOULD BLOW UP😂
Maybe......?..
Lesson learned: don’t scroll through comments at the start of the video as to not spoil the whole video
If he's being blamed for potentially murdering his wife and then years later is walking around with a jaguar on a chain, I'd say he prolly did it. Lol
I've watched this video so many times, it's one of my favorites. But I only just now put the subtitles and realized Zamboni says "what I said that night was the cruelest thing..". I always heard "the coolest thing", like he was proud of just randomly saying "i hate children", and that was just hilarious to me. So needless to say I won't be watching this video with the subtitles on again
Lmao
sitting down and having a long talk with your husband about the possibility of having kids in the future < turning into a jaguar until he changes his mind
@@Nickynick0810 I BEEN DOING THAT!! Good money.
Blue haired Dahyun is life
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@@Nickynick0810 pls don't click or tap the link
This is what we in the married couple business call a power move.
Babe, can you just stop being a jaguar so we can talk about this?
Imagine your wife pretending to be dead because you said I hate children.
#relatable
maybe she wanted children? idk
Spoiler alert
666th like lol
@@shineinstars honestly, if my husband was as weird as this guy and all I wanted to have a baby and this weird ass man turns to me and says, “I hate children” I would definitely leave him💀...maybe not that dramatically but still
I thought for sure Dawnstar left because she was pregnant and when Zamboni said he hated children she ran because she didn't want him to know. I thought the twist was she comes back and tells Zamboni the kid he adopted was his son, she gave him up to avoid being a single mom but now they can be a happy family.
Didn't anticipate "Panther!"
I honestly feel like they were going to try and turn this movie into a TV show and that's why they introduced so much weird stuff like the theme song, some villains, and the fact that the kids had a hang out spot
The kid who played Max is now an assistant professor at Princeton and I for one am very proud of him.
For real? That’s cool.
I don't think it's the same guy the picture doesn't look like him
@@shelbyg.8553 Well it's hard to find anything that confirms it 100% the child actor dropped off the map in 2006 (when he was 15-16) assistant professor weinberg started post secondary education in 2008 (when child actor would have been 17-18) the timeline matches. Also there are a ridiculous amount of people named Matt Weinberg out there, however Princeton Weinberg comes up related to child actor Weinberg.
So I'm convinced but you are entitled to disagree.
@@MissySobriety This guy did a whole ass FBI investigation
It checks out, thank you for a fun fact
I feel like the kid is WAY creepier than Zamboni. Zamboni is just like "This kid keeps making all these very obvious appeals to try to live with me. Fucking weirdo is going to stab me in my sleep."
Plus the "i've got nothing to live for anyways" makes it seem that this kid will kill since he has nothing to lose XD
Honestly. The dude is more relatable, the kid's forcing it on him, lol. The side look he gave the mirror in the scene in the starry room made me snort tbh cause same dude, wtf, why are you bringing that shit up out of nowhere, jesus-
@@terra_the_nightingale135 iiiii
@@terra_the_nightingale135 is
@@terra_the_nightingale135 imjji
Bruhh i legit thought that the plot twist was that he had ACTUALLY killed his wife because she was pregnant (explains why he muttered "i hate children") and was acting weird because of all the guilt and adopted max to see how his life would've been if he would've let his child live
Please write that movie
i thought the twist would be that his pregnant wife ran away mid disappearing act, had max, died and the great zamboni was actually his dad
That's a better twist.
if this movie was a john mulaney quote:
“I LOVE MY WIFE. I DID NOT KILL MY WIFE”
Or to quote "the room":
I did nawt, I did nawt hit her
@@yuki97kira oh hi mark
I mean they are almost the same person, they both look like extremely tall children.
Shit I bet he did kill his wife
Ooh look at that guy. I bet he DID kill his wife
“I hate children”
✖️
“ *I ate children* “
✔️
Me on dark mode. 👁_👁 *where is it*
@Aleks Frojn because you’re supposed to eat them at dinner? Who told you to eat them during afternoon tea?
@@BlujiBerries wait what I’ve been eating them for supper
@@birchwood5889 what? No I eat then for breakfast,raw and alive.
@@birchwood5889 bro you’re doing it all wrong, you eat them at dinner with the blood of babys 🙄
When Danny said he was walking a jaguar, I for some reason assumed he meant the car, so imagine my absolute surprise and delight when it was instead a big kitty cat
someone give whoever performed the "spooky kind of guy" song a massive raise. shit slaps.
"i hate children" *becomes a magician, a popular thing children are into*
magicians are like the customer service workers of the performing world, so i understand how hed start hating children lmao
I bet that’s why he said he hates children lol
lol i thought he said "I ate children"
@@ashashu2600 nobody cares
@@ashashu2600 Stop trying to scam people.
Zamboni: low key traumatizes children and is accused of blowing up his wife
Max: You are my da~ad, you’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie
you good
I wheezed at this
Ha I love that vine
hi my names CATRINA • you should be
max: daddy?
zamboni: dO I LOOK-
Honestly, the craziest part of this movie was the magic collar at the end rewriting history and materializing stars for a new constellation.
out of everything i'm most impressed with how he's able to separate his eyes to match the paintings
So oowbxalawo?
Danny’s set up has changed. We are now Greg again, officially.
He made a video about it on his 2nd channel if you wanna watch.
@@nonyab5640 I’m truly Greg, so ofc I watched it already ahahah. Thanks though. 🥰
We finally aren’t Geg anymore!
@@nonyab5640 2nd channel? Where he gets a little sillier and whackier?
depending on where his chair is, sometimes we’re ‘REG’
ngl, I expected the wife of Zamboni was pregnant when she disappeared after he said he hates children, and that she gave birth to Max, and the big reveal at the end was supposed to be them revealing that Zamboni is the actual biological father of Max.
That makes sense
But why the hell did she turn into a Jaguar lmfao
and in the sequel max discovers his jaguar powers
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS LIKE "okay, so when are we finding out that he's been max's dad the whole time"
I smell Jeremy Kyle Show
So how did he end up with the pet jaguar? Did he just walk out the door and the jaguar was standing by the steps and it’s like “wow, I’ve lost my wife in a tragic and inexplicable way but now I can have this sick pet jaguar that I know she’d never let me have”?
I love how the kids keep breaking into his house but the movie makes it look like Zamboni is the bad guy. Like, um, teach kids not to break into other people's houses? No wonder he yells at you.
Also, yes, it's weird he says "I hate kids" to his wife during a show, but like, he could have said a lot worse. He's allowed to hate kids. Like damn Dawn Star, he didn't cheat or murder someone or say some kind of horrendous thing; he just hates kids. People have done worse.
I agree. Also depends a lot on how deep the hate goes. If he just finds them kind of annoying, maybe just had enough at the moment or he is outright malicious, that makes a huge difference. Someone who "hates kids" could still be able to care about them to some extent. One little quote dont define the whole person and context matters.
I like how Zambony kind of looks like a cheap Severus Snape...
thats literally exactly what i was thinking too😂😂 and they both even hate children
IKR?!?!
Nah he looks like the Walmart version or Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride
@@lex.is.ordinary HA
After faking his death Snape ain't doing so good...
"I have nothing to live for anyway"
Somebody get this kid a therapist 😭
He's being mischief and trespasser
@@bunnigacha FBI OPEN UP!!
He’s not a monster. He’s just ahead of the curve.
@@bunnigacha still fucking creepy
Max keeping it one hundred
Nothing is more eclectic than Sir Ben Kingsley’s acting career. He was in “Gandhi” playing GANDHI. Schindler’s List, Robot Overlords, Night at the Museum, Moses, Species, Boxtrolls, Ender’s Game
in retrospect, the scene with Zamboni walking with his jaguar on a leash is much creepier.
Nah she just kinky who are you to judge
I mean he didnt know it was his wife and a jaguar should at least be on a leash on public and i think she know that she could had pick a bird
Moral of the story: always have a good right cross
And always have some meth on you at all times
I saw this comment before I watched the video and I thought it was something about fighting demons or something. 🤣
t eat
No, a GREAT right cross
No it’s a greAt right crah-aw-us.
Plot Twist: Princess the goat is actually the goat from Goat Story
WHAT A TWIST
And they said that Endgame was the best crossover
Fishy fishy fish makin it stinkeeeee
Yess
Hello, and welcome to the Kurtistown embassy of Greg.
It's really good to see you again.
I think the wife told Zamboni she's pregnant, therefore the "I hate children" comment, and she got pissed and was like "I'll show him!" and decided to come back only because he stopped hating children.
I know that's a stretch, but who'll stop me.
That makes some sense. But then where did the kid go? Was it born as a jaguar cub because she turned into a jaguar? Or did she miscarry for the same reason? A jaguar body not being suited for a human child. Or the child was actually born a human and sent to an orphanage? Then the orphan in this video could be their biological kid.
why did i genuinely cry when he said he was adopting max as if that isn’t what the entirety of the movie is leading up to
Danny: He’s walking with a Jaguar. He’s walking with a panther. He’s walking with a jungle cat. He’s walking with a murder animal.
how i want to be described as
Lol ngl when he first said “Jaguar” I thought he meant the car 😂
@badfeminist
Don't mind me just taking my daily walk with my pet car😁
@@pudchaa h
audience: “this man killed his wife”
zambony: “i loved my wife”
audience: “ok he’s innocent”
zambony: “....but i hate children”
*law and order theme intensifies*
but he loves children
*dunn* *dunn*
This gives off tumblr post energy and I love it
THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT SOCIETY
bro i wanna like but its at 911 likes and that fits so perfectly with the comment
@@chebic5095 We LiVe iN a SoCiEtY
I love Ben Kingsley so much, he has this amazing cold intensity. It’s not only amazing that they managed to get him for this movie, but also how the director managed to make him so weird he loses all his charisma. Kudos to them tbh 🤣
13:17 Calling it now. The great zam boney is max’s dad.
I absolutely lost it when he said “I have nothing to live for anyway” BYE- 💀
I feel like hes gonna turn into JD when hes older 😭😭
@@Octoweaponry oml i hope not 😂
Unrelated but YOUR USERMAME TEGTVRTG
He's only, like, 5 and he's already having a midlife crisis
Hell yeah
"I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE."
" *~~ooooh... I bet he DID kill his wife* "
I did not hit her i did NAWT
Hahaha look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!
NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT.
oooooo, who’s that fella
He did Nawt
OMGOMGOMG Y E S
You know, I'm a sucker for found family stuff, and although this movie wasn't too great, it could have been. Great concept, poor execution. Anyone else agree?
Magician: speaks
The orphan kid: I like your funny words magic man
Can’t wait for Danny’s new song, “Can’t Believe This No No No”
Yeah, that needs to happen.
Make it happen
watch him do this
Glad i’m not the only one thinking that
Same
When you said there was a plot twist, my mind instantly switched to 'detect kids movie plot twist' mode and determined quickly that the woman who employs the bullies was the wife, just dressed different, cause that's the kind of normal plot twists in a kids movie you would see. I was wrong.
me too
i came to the same (wrong) conclusion lmao
same, then i thought ‘oh he said something about the jaguar, oh god is it gonna come out and kill the kid??? wtf!!!’ and,,, nope
I thought that too, maybe because she's basically the only woman that's somewhat relevant to the plot throughout the movie
I was expecting the evil lady to be the magician dude 😂
me when I turn into a panther for eleven years to teach my husband a lession
plot twist : the wife didnt turn into a panther but when the panther was spinned in the rocket they somehow switched places from the other side , so the panther is stuck now
The Great Zamboni: *Takes off mustache*
Also The Great Zamboni: *Turns into Severus Snape*
Yes
That’s exactly what I thought 😂
He also looks like Neil Breen with long hair and a British accent lol
ROHAN YAAAS
I _ I
Wife: *blows up*
11 years later
Man: *walks around with murder animal after murdering wife*
Carol Baskin WHO
*with a peppy theme song*
Murder animal IS wife
@@keeghan6480 insane theory
THATS MY BEST FRIEND
4:01
I get that reference
Best vine ever
"But things really start to pick up when someone steals their goat."
-Danny 2021
Life hack: If your husband hates kids, just pretend that you’re dead and make it seem like it’s his fault until he changes his mind
How did you manage to use the wrong Your twice
@@sentientheadoflettuce4877 he changed the you r places
@@sentientheadoflettuce4877 lmfaoooooo
You have to be able to turn into a Jaguar first
Depression Sándwich
Genius
Is no-one gonna talk about how these high schoolers are messing with like 3rd graders?
I was thinking the same thing 😅
I'm trying to figure out if the bully girl has the weirdest stomach tattoo ever or a strange mole
@@oriaaane they really tried to make her look cool with a semi crop top
kinder kids
This feels like a fan fic story of Severus Snape 😂 like I feel like Im watching a terrible remake of Harry Potter or something
I find it kinda funny how Ben Kingsley plays a creepy man with a black panther as a pet, then also voices Bagheera, the black panther in the junglebook live action remake
6 year old kid- "I have nothing to live for."
Jesus Christ. He sounds like someone in a midlife crisis. Lol
Maybe it was a midlife crisis
@@sonarchy5158 the movie also cut out the part where Max comes out anti Vax
He sounds like a normal millennial to me.
wait, thinking you have nothing to live for is the MIDLIFE crisis?
my brother talks like that 😂 I tell him we ran out of tomato sauce n he'll tell me his life not worth living like calm down shakespeare
I got kinda desapointed at Danny for not making a joke related to goat storie but then I realized that was a kurtis' video
So you’re trying to tell me they’re two different people?
Disappointed*
I feel this comment so hard
@@avocado8137 Douchebag***
No it was Drew Gooden’s video
I honestly suspected the jaguar was Dawnstar. I just don't know exactly WHY, but I knew it would turn out the jaguar was his wife cos, they wouldn't put that budget for a jaguar unless there was more to it.
this video taught me how to do a good right cross.