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You’ve heard “Panic at the Disco” but have you heard “Ass-whooping in the Parking Lot”
No I haven't what's there best song?
No but i want to
@@randomkword their best song is darude sandstorm bro
AH HA HA HA AAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA OHHHHH HAHAHAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god oh god I need a minute WOOO that was.. that was really really funny oh god
Panic at the Disco because of the Ass-whooping in the Parking Lot afterward.
i love how they think that putting on a leather jacket and biting their lips makes them “a bad boy”
laraib aziz it doesn’t?
nice icon
All it really does is give them cracked, dry lips, and sweat stains
Loving your profile pic "i have a wig for everybody in the office" * dramaticaly turns
The thumb over the bottom lip makes me cringe so hard I vibrate into the next floor.
"Bad to the bone metaphorically and physically, I don't fuck with milk got that calcium deficiency" will forever remain iconic
Hall of Fame for Danny's lyrics alongside "you will never have a rich dad you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad" and honestly just all of spooky ho
Right?? I really love that line too, it's so clever and it rhymes perfectly
@@mihika2 his dad was too busy doing vampire things
reminds me of "bad to the fucking bone bitch i got scoliosis"
The entirety of that verse ending with "It would take a month to read my medical history" is so f-ing funny I can't stop replaying it.
“Girls or guys or demons or imps” ah yes the four genders
Happy, everyone can be happy, everything will be happy. Join the Happy Community and you will too be happy.
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Don't forget souls
@@northkorea7342 real
Tag urself I'm demons
I'm probably imp
" *his silly old ass fell into the fountain of youth* " I'm crying
HARRY TOMLINSON your profile picture is just *chefs kiss*
You profile pic and your name... I think we have the exact same taste lol
No one comments on “I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up” 😆
HARRY TOMLINSON when
@@conronavirus2sneeze958 watch the video and you'll see
"I'm a bad boy. The only thing I care about is myself and respecting women... When it's convenient" and that's the goddamn tea my dudes
That's called being a simp my man
That’s called being a simp. Respect women just to respect them.
No actually he’s right. At least a simp tries all the time
Billy But Whole um well it’s was a quote form the video
Hamiyah Brewer can yall shut up with “ThAtS CaLlEd A SiMp My GuY” like no it’s not he doing right by respecting women also don’t pull out the “ItS a JoKe ChiLl”
As a deaf guy, the work put into the captions is great. Love the little jokes in there, man!
Same! I’m hard of hearing and it’s so great
ikr?! I get happy enough when they turn on auto generated, but then they actually type it out, then they actually make it funny??
I’m not deaf, but I get really happy when I see vids with typed out captions for this reason
The captions on this video are like a million times better than the captions on some Netflix shows
I definitely did not use this as an excuse to re-watch the video with captions
this is still so entertaining to watch 3 years after its been made. considering what is popular on the app now, it feels like a relic, especially considering the last 3 years have felt like 10 years
Tiktok was still in its Musically era then, and boy was it a hoot and a half
fr
Finally someone said it CZcams is so strange compared to what it was this feels like the last of it and it's at a weird place now
4 years ago feels like 75 years ago
This video has insane replay value
"What's the opposite of swooning?"
Recoiling in disgust.
I did that a million times while watching this video
or cringing
vomiting
Yes that’s my new favorite word now
I couldn't even watch most of these, cave men dudes do bad cosplay
What's the opposite of swooning? Cringing. Definitely cringing.
Retweet
I thought it was gagging
Malonyx that’s what I was gonna say 😂
I literally scrolled down to the comments to see this as soon as he said that.
I thought it said crying
I would pay good money to see Danny's wife's reactions to him filming this stuff. Cuz I am trying to imagine coming home and seeing my spouse doing this, and I think I would die laughing.
I think Laura films many of his videos
This reminds me when Laura came home to Danny filming a Troom Troom arts and crafts video. Danny explains “I’m filming a video” as he holds a decapitated demonic-looking bunny head.
@@hanatemonstas4485"I can explain"
crazy to watch this and see how much tiktok beauty standards have changed in just 3 years
they change every 5 minutes
The fact that bad boys on TikToks are using *Nickelback* to show how badass they are is funnier than any comment I can write.
Look at this graph... *stares into your soul*
For real. That’s just depressing
Look aT tHiS gRA A AA AAA A AA A A A A AP H
@@mvoss2382 I'M SJSJJSJ
I know right lmao
"I've fallen for you and I can't get up"
Fucking killed me
Well now u have fallen for death, and u def ain’t gettin back up
Help I've fallen I can't get up
I wanted to punch someone 😂
@@trashygamesyt I need @someone
@Lindsey Moran SHUT UP, GRANDMA
"And respecting women...
When its convenient."
lmao🤣🤣
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"you can catch these hands"
*proceeds to put up the cutest and softest hands ive ever seen*
"What's the opposite of swooning?"
Cringing
Its called cringing
Thats what I literally thought!!
Gaging it’s called gaging
@@lofi_bunny_a.m9890 Actually, it's called gagging. (And cringing fits better imo)
@Lana Ray What word are you trying to correct to lmao? None of them are supposed.to mean that... but you tried? Karma I guess
I thought "swent"😂
Your ex: “Oh, so ur with that dude now?”
You: “Uhhh yea?”
Your ex: “Well look at this.”
*gets uglier*
"yeah, i was trying my hardest to look good for you, and now, i don't give a fuck.
Check this out, I have a super power called UGLYITIS
@@MegaBytes257 Hell yeah
@@jeronaradlien9817 amazing! I’d call it “Everyones different in a good way”
my ex is the ugliest person ik i don’t think they can get uglier but if they could i hope they will
Even after 3 yrs that calcium deficiency line is still the hardest line in song history
milk make u TUFF.
Even after 4yrs that calcium deficiency line is still the hardest line in song history
"Fuck the dentist, he's a scary dude." My favorite line. Cracks me up every time. I showed this video to my kids and they LOVED IT.
Why is being a bad boy:
-wearing a leather/dark jacket
-swinging from side to side on your hips
-covering your crotch like you're afraid someone's gonna kick it😕
Also constant lip licking and biting
The definition of tony lopez
They probably have been kicked pretty hard by the girls they have flirted with
@Midnxghts Poetry 👏
“Why is being a bad boy” Can you explain how that makes sense-
You broke up with me because you thought I was a dweeb?
* Switches clothes
Well now I’m a nerd!
I’m sorry but all I can hear is a high pitched “Level up!” When I read this 😂
Ahahahahaha! You have been mislead! I now look even worse!
Lol
I read this in Drew’s voice
PERFECT👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
As a person living in a country with one of the highest rates of rape and GBV , this bad boy aggressive what what thing is really toxic and quite dangerous
As someone with impaired hearing thank you for actually having transcribed subtitles instead of just leaving it up to automation like everyone else
There is something... truly exquisite in rhyming "sniper" with "diaper" AND "bagpiper".
.
._.
Indeed
So true
I’m a sniper, in a diaper, right next to a bagpiper.
You know why he's walking so slow because his bones are getting squishy
Nice profile pic leboski
Where is the money Lebowski damnit
He should've filmed the tiktok earlier in the day, around lunch maybe...
ghostyoshi 2020 OMFG YESSSSS
I got that reference 😂
the fact that this wouldnt be the last time we'd see danny spanking himself
The dude at 3:30 in the Hilfiger shirt and his finger in his nose changes from a nerd to a... well... a different nerd.
"Oh, so you're with him now? Well guess what. Now I'm Orville Reddenbacher. So no more free popcorn for you!"
"I've fallen for you, and I can't get up"
*TAKE NOTES HOLLYWOOD*
I low key kinda wanna watch this 😳
@@suckondeeznutskaeya sameeee
I lost my crap when I heard that
I'd pay to see this
667th like. I saved you all
“I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up”
*Sounds like a fucking Hallmark movie*
IKR
I want to watch that so badly...
where a person somehow gets hurt and the other love interest is with the other person while they recover and fall in love because they “stayed by their sideee”
FR THO 😭
@@p0cket4rt damn that sounds like a nice movie-
I absolutely love watching Danny's old videos
me too im binging them all
I’m binging them this week lmao
Ikr
Fun fact: Danny spanking himself is the most replayed part of the video, according to youtube.
So from what I've found, being a bad boy means:
• Leather Jacket
• Shitty Haircuts
• Can't be a doctor
• Must walk like a penguin
Dont forget them edgy ass songs
- Attracted to souls
-has to be a vampire
My Name Is Josh
- Must bite lip
- Must flick hair
•Must have a song by Falling in Reverse playing at all times or else they melt
“Is he an old man or a stressed teenager?” They’re the same thing.
OOOOOOFFFF
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Adrian Bell
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Yetus Fetus
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it's cody
16:43 "It would take a month to read my medical history"
Me who is severely chronically ill: I feel seen.
“you don’t have to be a boy to be a bad boy” was an extremely gender thing to say and it probably added like 4 months to my lifespan
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-Happy Community
@@northkorea7342 what?
@@northkorea7342 Uhh no man hell no what kind of north korean propeganda is this?!
That''s because being a bad boy is a state of mind, my friend.
Being a bad boy is a grindset, not a gendered term 😂😂😂
"if you push a girl, you can catch these hands by all means." *cuts to the softest hands I ever did see*
I bet they would feel like marshmallows
I would then proceed to thank Mr, Soft Hands for the massage
Kira:Now this is something I most certainly enjoy.
@@dannyishere4006 looks liked a freshly cleaned newborn baby's hand
@@battalioncorpsewalker9082 oh no
“I’ve Fallen for You and I Can’t Get Up” is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard
Coolartist1110 I laughed out loud. So good.
That whole bit really got me lmao
“Tried to skateboard and broke all my bones!”
sounds like they’re getting squishy
Im glad Danny's videos exist, he makes me so happy, I've been losing my health over the past few years and it makes life hard, but Danny's humor and love makes it so much better to deal with, thank you Danny if you see this ❤
Danny: bad boys
Drew: good boys
Kurtis: cowboys
YEE YEE
Kurtis: hard boys
Fayul23 who is also a cowboy
Yyu
E-boys?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
“Bad boys”: *waddling like penguins*
*asserts dominance*
*did u just touch my GRIL*
*diD YoU jUsT BreAtHe oN mY giRl?!*
U made me choke on my chip
And he waddled away...
Waddle waddle
And he waddled away
*waddle waddle waddle*
9:00 That's like "nobody insults/hurts my siblings".
I'm so glad I don't have to be a boy to be a bad boy. Thank you for this opportunity Danny.
"His bones are fragile"
**Flashback to guys my bones are getting squishy!"**
no Oh no..
Omg Adam from that weird mermaid movie he talked about XD
No on ever answered my question
WHO THE HELL GO’S TO THE BATHROOM THATS SUICIDE
Also there’s no word for ugly
only in the evening
POV: your serial killer vampire boyfriend who was once a nerd is now hot
Don't forget he's the gang leader's son
POV: You talk smacc about the vampire mafia gang leader and I'm his son and I hear u
POV: Your nerd dweeb vampire boyfriend well now he is you broke up with HIM but now he is sneaking in your house and you heard something under you're bed and he comes out from the bed and he
@@gagne6928 WHAT'S NEXT
@@gagne6928 He starts singing tiktok songs
when danny said "i dont fuck with milk, got that calcium deficiency" i felt that.
14:35 I once searched imp on google to try and find that exact imp picture. I found it and now I live a contented man.
the whole concept of bad boy is giving me 2012 Wattpad flashbacks
Wattpad started it all 😨
The fuck is a wattpad ?
@@abdeldjalilazri3246 think bad fanfiction times 100
@@abdeldjalilazri3246
A book reading app.
Abdeldjalil Azri don’t look it up.
this man rhymed "paw patrol" with "possible", Lyricist of the Decade
On that Kanye shii
Lyrical genius
Wow 3 replies and 2k likes
Exactly what I was gonna say lmfao
Is yes Am no other words need to be said 😎
fuck, you're genuinely funny.
i normally don't laugh at the stuff i watch 10/10 this is great
please never stop waddling around
If you watch this video with captions on and you see the badass walk, it says Alpha waddle 💀💀💀
girl: gets accidentally nudged
montanaboy4life sitting bolt upright: somethings wrong
Whaaaaaaaa? a youtuber got a way for showing Tiktoks
There has been a disturbance in the force
He should start respecting his dad, I heard that he’s a vampire/gang leader...
LMAOAIAIQOOQ
And you wouldn’t want to brawl with a bat would you, sounds dangerous
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY
@@feraldaisy6518 way to fucking underrated comment, holy shit
Oh that's just ol' vampire dad being a serial killer hot guy
As a childcare worker who teaches a lot of children with doctors/nurses as parents, doctors and nurses do basically only wear scrubs all the time. One of my kids dads said he wears them as house clothes lol
My favorite part of the rap was when Danny rhymed boy with boy. Such creative writing 😂😂😂
"I've Fallen For You and Can't Get Up" genuinely needs to be a real movie
17 again is kind of the same thing
WHERE IS IT
Emma Claassen ^^
Jpik the protagonist falls down the stairs and he becomes handicapped, which explains the title of the movie
i would watch
If I don’t see Danny at billboard music awards, they can cancel it
exactly lmao
You got 4 subs now
Yesss
Make that 8.
Yeet, we should have a fandom name. What about The Fantastic 8?
7:18 YOU WEREN'T VOICING OVER IT??
The menacing walk part has me CRYING
The irony of Danny telling some guy he looks like Justin from wizards of waverly place..
Jill Allmendinger OMFG LMFAO So true though!
Jill Allmendinger that’s my fav part lmao
OMFG XD HE GOTTA SEE THIS JAJJAJ
500th liker on this comment ym bored so i typed this :I
*self awareness has left the chat*
G- come
R- let’s
E- together
G- bath
Makes no sence
S-YA
E- IT
N-REALLY
-REALLY
-DOES
Yes
G-Greg
R-Greg
E-Greg
G-Greg
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 4 years ago yes
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 4 years ago Your name is too confusing my brain hurt lol or maybe I’m just dumb
"does that make him a bad boy or a good boy?" you are literally the funniest man on the internet
This is genuinely one of my favorite videos. I constantly think of the whispering to lip sync thing, being scared of being seen filming this stuff, and also one of the greatest Danny songs of all time. Also the fucking thwomp kills me every single fucking time
My favorite part is when he says “ what’s up Greg “ cause I know he’s talking to me.
This deserves way more likes
Greg Over he is talking to all of us
lmao
@@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 smh you dont get the joke xD
Drawing Girls i do, cuz his username is Greg, bu I was feeling cheesy 2day sooo ye
I would honestly pay thousands of dollars to see “I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up”
Connor Woloshyn I'd go to the movies to watch it and I usually hate going there
Yes
This is amazing
Connor Woloshyn SAAAME 😂
I would watch that entire movie without any snacks, drinks, or bathroom breaks
the bad boy who walked like a penguin also did like a little head twitch at the end which made him look like one of the *fnaf animatronics.* "Are you a bad boy, or a bear animatronic that's possessed by the ghost of a 9 year old? 'Cause i *cant tell."*
Throwback to my emo days😂 that song lives in my head rent free sometimes such an oldie 😂
Imagine your doctor just walks in & says, “Okay, *let me just record a TikTok before operating on you.”*
better yet, *during* the operation
I would sue
Doctor: puts on gloves
Patient: Oh- you’re operating now? Shouldn’t I be put on anesthesia then-
Doctor: oh, no no no no... this is for a tiktok. It’ll take a little while. Wait there while I spend 30 minutes on tiktok before *cutting you open and replacing your heart.”*
**renegade intensifies**
I’d operate on myself
This is not the last time that Danny fake slaps his own butt for a video
Delaney Anderson ha nope
Totally unrelated but you have 69 Likes (ik it's immature but who cares)
𝗟𝗼𝗹
F
foreshadowing
“I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up,” made my day, thanks Danny
as someone who dated a 'bad boy' for a couple years... yeah nah, not doing it again
Fr
Danny: "What is the opposite of swooning?"
Me: "Cringing. I don't blame you."
Josiah Morgan HAHA
Are you supposed to quote yourself
noows
gagging.
I was the 1k like
“Bad boys”: *puts on leather jacket*
Tiktok: OH Y E A H
O H Y E A H M O R E V I E W S
*O H Y E A H M R K R A B S*
@@ruscaredofsnek4545 guess i'm the only person that gets that reference XD
@@ruscaredofsnek4545 *DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR.KRABS?!?!?!?*
LimLime_art yes, you are the only person ever who has ever heard of spongebob and this very popular meme
0:40 clicks off rq to check and forgets to finish watching 😊
Danny's song in this video goes unironically hard like the sentence "I don't fuck with milk got that calcium deficiency" is such a good line just why does it hit so hard.
“She was just a highschooler, he was a wrinkly old man.”
Looks like Dan Schneider made another movie....
I found the sauce
@@prig1557 Give it to me, I’ve been looking for years. I haven’t been able to sleep at nights since, I lay awake for hours thinking, grasping the air in a waked nightmare...... Where..... Where art thou lamb sauce....
@@gordonramslay9955 Never gonna give it.
@@prig1557 Are you never gonna let it down?
@@gordonramslay9955 Never gonna run around
You know, there's an actual Greg out there who must be so tickled to be greeted in every single video by name
Hi! I’m Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife!
@@annemarie6043 I see your a fellow android with taste
If I could I would change my name to Greg just so I could be talked to.
Excuse me, we're all actual Gregs. Our names were given to us by our smokin dad Danny when we were reborn by subscribing and turning on notifications.
@@scarletsilver1026 Please never say the phrase "smokin dad Danny" ever again
14:26 i love how he names demons, imps and souls before just saying "people" in replacement of girls/guys
I like how these guys think the only reason someone can dump them it's cause they're ugly. Not their personality or actions.
"You don't have to be a boy, to be a bad boy"
-Danny G. 2019
My favorite quote so far......
He said that as I read it😂
Mine too😂
Icie Inspiring, simply inspiring to all wamen.
woah the likes.....
*women have entered the chat*
Why aren't we funding "I've fallen for you and I can't get up"
It needs to be a movie
Thanos turns purple
?
Red [Gaming] GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THE FUCKING SPOILERS
Ps When Shrek kills Thanos he whispers “you’re time is ogre”
Lol
I just love how much effort Danny puts into these videos😂
4:16 he became seymour krelborn from little shop of horrors
"This guy just barked"
"Is he a good boy or a bad boy?"
11:15
11:15
11:15
11:15
11:15
changing your clothes is the only way to become truly bad.
But not changing them make u SMELL bad
I’m good
And add a few chains 😂
Tiktok really used to be a different place
It wasn’t toxic, cringe was fun,and cosplayers can cosplay without being made fun of.
@@melodybun8820 exactly
"bitch I don't know how to add" Danny kills me 💀 on God one of best bars besides "medical history" and "I don't respect my dad"
My Uncle's a doctor and I can confirm that their scrubs and lab coats are fused to their skin with a welder
underrated comment!!
that kid named dee, no u
Shitposting Kralie
what...?
Random Ruffel, no u
Heath Craig It’s actually an incredibly painful experience, only second to when they kidnap you from your parents at the age of 6 to indoctrinate you into the doctor program know as “Med School”.
The opposite of swooning is cringing, Danny. It's cringing.
I don't know, it's a new form of cringe
It feels worse, gonna call it the anti swoon cringe
@@whalesharko4465 Ah, a whole new category of cringe...it's worse than we thought. We're doomed.
@@sarahm.7886the apocalypse was 7 years late but is here now
THATS WHAT I SAID IN MY HEAD
I was thinking recoiling
First time i watched Danny I thought he just unironically made his joke songs good but now I wanna petition to make them all real songs on Spotify and everywhere else
I watch the Bad Boy video whenever I'm feeling sad, it makes me so happy. Danny's little shoulder dance, his tough man walk omg
me: h-
this video: 𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏 ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ 𝓁𝒶𝓌𝓉
elinor i choked on my drink 😭💀
As an android user, this comment deeply offends me since I can't fucking rEad iT
how did you manage to write this EXACTLY how it sounds
Shiloh 9558 I'm an android user and I can read it..?
@@isaac-kq4eh YES PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS
"Because you dont have to be a boy, to be a bad boy"
-Danny Gonzalez 2019
P r o g r e s s .
@@BlueishSapphire7 yessir
wait should i put this quote in my huge ass notebook filled with quotes from random ass things my friends have said???🦑
danny gonzalez really ended sexism wow
@@manman-uh9mo yes
@2:53 you mentioned "what's the opposite of swooning?" and I LOL'ed so hard I squirted my Voltaren gel everywhere. These kids definitely are making me do that but you're giving me a good chuckle. =P
Hey nice pfp, pon and zi is the cutest webcomic I've ever seen
I don't like how long I laughed at "I've fallen for you and I can't get up"
"I've fallen for you and can't get up".
The most awaited film of Summer 2019
"I got up and won't fall down".
The Sequel, coming in Fall 2020
Indeed
This joke was a home run.
I'm a cat! Fear me! Yeah like Endgame 😒
I'm a cat! Fear me! The old man dies, so does the dog, there’s a dog, you know what EVERYONE DIES
Me: *acts up in the grocery store*
My dad: *AsS wOoPin’ iN tHe pArKin’ LoT*
😂😂
this just made shriek with laughter fkdjdjd
Bruh I’ve laughed for straight hour bc of this
I sang that to the tune of JoNeS BbQ aNd FoOt MaSsAgE
Edit: I hadn’t watched the whole vid yet lmao 😂
YES
“I’m bad at getting mad” I felt that. It takes months for me to get mad
I always love your songs, the lyrics are so funny, and your performance is so hilarious. When you sing skip class and fuck around, at the same time you try to move on the skateboard by your hands leaning on the wall - the scene is so amusing😂. Thanks bad boy Dan😂 But you are too good to be bad. Love you.