Insane Motivational Memes For Guys

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  • čas přidán 9. 05. 2024
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  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Před 4 lety +5740

    Instructions unclear, married my handsome enemy, and we have three morally ambiguous and semi-adorable children.

  • @moxygirl5636
    @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +19547

    Imagine telling your crush that you can’t date because your handsome nemesis isn’t married yet

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ Před 4 lety +1506

      but my crush is my handsome nemesis wait a minute-

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +349

      Aaron Heych easy now

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ Před 4 lety +546

      @@moxygirl5636 does it apply if your "rivalry" is doing that weird thing where you try to pass each other in a walkway and both move to the same side at once?

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 Před 4 lety +397

      Aaron Heych it absolutely counts, if it happens with the same person more than once. I can’t wait to watch this love story/rivalry showdown blossom

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ Před 4 lety +141

      @@moxygirl5636 perfect 👌🏼

  • @charlotterose9749
    @charlotterose9749 Před 4 lety +16751

    why wait for your handsome enemy to get married when you can just marry your handsome enemy

  • @yamama9134
    @yamama9134 Před 3 lety +4008

    Imagine your handsome nemesis never gets married and it's you who has really have been fooled

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +251

      Your handsome nemesis actually had a crush on you but was too nervous to say so they were waiting for you to make the first move.

    • @MuhamadAli06
      @MuhamadAli06 Před 3 lety +137

      You thought that i was being fooled, until you knew who was really fooled

    • @welp5468
      @welp5468 Před 3 lety +7

      LOL

    • @toshitajoshi3851
      @toshitajoshi3851 Před 3 lety +24

      @@MuhamadAli06 We've been.... Bamboozled

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 Před 3 lety +13

      @@toshitajoshi3851 Or you could say, hoodwinked. :3

  • @redplayz6858
    @redplayz6858 Před 4 lety +8533

    "How to be a good boy"
    Dogs: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @scratch472
      @scratch472 Před 4 lety +243

      Why does the dog have so many eyes?

    • @leahheart2319
      @leahheart2319 Před 4 lety +54

      I can’t believe what this world has come to, it’s sickening smh🤦‍♀️

    • @raeh123
      @raeh123 Před 4 lety +117

      Scratch because he’s Cerberus

    • @kiokiokio6969
      @kiokiokio6969 Před 4 lety +48

      @@leahheart2319 Is that a joke or is it serious? I agree either way.

    • @leahheart2319
      @leahheart2319 Před 4 lety +33

      Da Pereza it’s a joke, don’t worry 😆

  • @caffeinegremlin251
    @caffeinegremlin251 Před 5 lety +8072

    broke : waiting until your handsome nemesis is married, then fall in love
    woke: marry your handsome nemesis

    • @barelyfunctioning3982
      @barelyfunctioning3982 Před 5 lety +110

      caffeine nocaine Underrated comment

    • @goompo
      @goompo Před 5 lety +428

      Nemesis: I'll trap you!
      Me: You've already trapped me... In your heart.
      Nemesis. Aww...
      *Edit:* _Cheez-Its Fries that's a lotta likes_

    • @wherethefrickismygoat7161
      @wherethefrickismygoat7161 Před 5 lety +94

      Bada bing badaboom my good sir, you’ve trivagoed the hotel. I’ll tell Chief immediately.

    • @W0RMGUTS
      @W0RMGUTS Před 5 lety +51

      I’m gonna be so woke

    • @vickyliza83
      @vickyliza83 Před 5 lety +6

      caffeine nocaine yeahhhhhhh (Also cool name)

  • @alicegriffin3588
    @alicegriffin3588 Před 3 lety +15073

    I want a wattpad fanfic about two handsome enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they’re in love with each other.

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi Před 3 lety +4395

    "you can either have a girlfriend or self-respect"
    gay men: it's all coming together

    • @mars-nf9cj
      @mars-nf9cj Před 2 lety +355

      lesbians: :(

    • @roseepunk
      @roseepunk Před 2 lety +312

      @@mars-nf9cj wlw can just make our girlfriends our wives and then we can have both 😎

    • @bumble1303
      @bumble1303 Před 2 lety +23

      @@mars-nf9cj fhshdjd another toh fan

    • @mars-nf9cj
      @mars-nf9cj Před 2 lety +18

      @@bumble1303 hi :)

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 Před 2 lety +93

      me, a lesbian: alright let me take the girls out of your hands for you ;)

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 Před 5 lety +4260

    'You can either have a girlfriend or self respect'. Oh good, I have neither of them.

  • @cybernictec
    @cybernictec Před 5 lety +9014

    fellas, I've got a solution: cut out the middle man and just marry your handsome enemy

  • @rickethgoldsworth
    @rickethgoldsworth Před 3 lety +1910

    I ship this man and his enemy. It's almost like "i won't get married until i know for sure that we can't be together". What a sad story :(

    • @ilovebigredbus7165
      @ilovebigredbus7165 Před 3 lety +21

      i can tell who you're talking about from your pfp lol

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist Před 3 lety +5

      Crying cat meme

    • @rickethgoldsworth
      @rickethgoldsworth Před 3 lety +17

      @@ilovebigredbus7165 ah yes, the biggest enemies 😌

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples Před 2 lety +13

      tbf people in their early 20s which is basically teens should not get married. Their brains are not developed enough, they make impulsive decisions and often don't know enough people that they could choose from. It is like high school friends, they might seem right for you at that moment because you can't relate to most teens at all, but if you grow older and meet a lot of other people, you will understand you didn't have so much in common. It doesn't happen always but is more likely to happen than not.

  • @jolieramos8982
    @jolieramos8982 Před 3 lety +739

    Imagine Laura coming home to hear "YOU ARE BEARING MY CHILDREN VANESSA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO"

  • @lillystryker8570
    @lillystryker8570 Před 4 lety +5145

    A pair of enemies are waiting for each other to get married before they fall in love. They both die alone. The end.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 Před 3 lety +369

      Plot twist: marry each other

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. Před 3 lety +21

      HorseLuver4Ever 😏

    • @nieveorirlniamh
      @nieveorirlniamh Před 3 lety +11

      @@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

    • @nieveorirlniamh
      @nieveorirlniamh Před 3 lety +4

      @@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

    • @astromoonie
      @astromoonie Před 3 lety +86

      @@horseluver4ever623 if you focus you can hear the rapid keyboard clacking of thousands of fanfic writers in the night

  • @EmmaSmith-ls1gy
    @EmmaSmith-ls1gy Před 4 lety +17679

    This is the ultimate version of “I’m not like other girls: male edition”

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 Před 3 lety +570

    the words "handsome enemy" is something straight out of an enemies to lovers fanfiction

  • @DeeGeeG
    @DeeGeeG Před 3 lety +1540

    Sounds like the incel subreddits. But with less racism.

  • @thisisausername7732
    @thisisausername7732 Před 5 lety +9510

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he's got his parents in the bacc

    • @dumpsterracoon9920
      @dumpsterracoon9920 Před 5 lety +40

      dEaD mEmE

    • @cctaryn576
      @cctaryn576 Před 5 lety +189

      I got my parents in the back
      Disappointment is attached

    • @brynbish8173
      @brynbish8173 Před 5 lety +28

      @@cctaryn576 I was going to make a similar comment but yours is much better

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle Před 5 lety +15

      @ahh hah
      This sounds like a song Danny would make.
      KEEP THE LYRICS GOING YALL!!

    • @emma-cb3he
      @emma-cb3he Před 5 lety +2

      this is a username this is the highlight of my day

  • @viamendes1621
    @viamendes1621 Před 5 lety +5435

    3:06 ohhh that's why Drew waited to marry Amanda. He needed to make sure Danny and Laura were married first

    • @smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579
      @smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579 Před 5 lety +419

      No, Drew and Danny are in love.

    • @omarsingh5771
      @omarsingh5771 Před 5 lety +306

      smack my ass and call me charlie shut up before I smack your ass and call you charlie

    • @Bob-np2uc
      @Bob-np2uc Před 5 lety +72

      Omar Singh shut up before I O your Singh

    • @gabilopes375
      @gabilopes375 Před 5 lety +65

      1362 Bob shut up before I 1362 your Bob

    • @suibhnee
      @suibhnee Před 5 lety +51

      Olivia Delpho shut up before i delpho ur olivia

  • @honeypie4156
    @honeypie4156 Před 2 lety +356

    how to be a good boy
    • sit
    •stay
    •bark
    •shake
    •spin
    •obey owner

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 Před 2 lety +52

      please tell me why I read the first two lines of this after being awake for 31 hours and had a moment of complete and utter confusion while thinking 'wow I guess the standards I set for myself are really too high'....pandemic got me forgetting about the existence of dogs 😭😭

    • @EmperorAnimates777
      @EmperorAnimates777 Před 2 lety +5

      @@raneemrashid6439 oml 😂😂

    • @robinthefool8960
      @robinthefool8960 Před rokem +3

      OwO

    • @alfreddeyo217
      @alfreddeyo217 Před rokem

      kill me

  • @edwardbridges-oconnor6251
    @edwardbridges-oconnor6251 Před 3 lety +852

    Wait, does every guy have a handsome enemy? Are they supposed to be more handsome than us, or just comparably handsome? Are we assigned to be each other's enemy, or do we just pick one another?
    I should write my congressman about this...

    • @lakeharper5830
      @lakeharper5830 Před 3 lety +75

      hey any news on what your congressman said

    • @dianas6800
      @dianas6800 Před 3 lety +134

      @@lakeharper5830 Plot twist ...
      Congressman is handsome enemy 😳

    • @lakeharper5830
      @lakeharper5830 Před 3 lety +124

      @@dianas6800 👀👀 oh my god they were constituents

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 Před 2 lety +26

      aww do all boys have a fated handsome enemy🥺 like matching souls

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 Před 2 lety

      Username checks out..?

  • @derekgil8427
    @derekgil8427 Před 5 lety +2348

    *”i’ve got big dreams and an even bigger ass”* is for sure a quote that’s gonna go in history textbooks

    • @jamesedgar3575
      @jamesedgar3575 Před 5 lety +17

      It'll be in reference to a Kardashian

    • @Parker.-.
      @Parker.-. Před 5 lety +3

      Kim Kardashian’s new lawyer slogan

    • @lowkeydominick
      @lowkeydominick Před 5 lety

      For sure

    • @leahheart2319
      @leahheart2319 Před 4 lety +1

      Can’t wait for that. Finally, something we can use outside of school!

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger Před 4 lety +3

      I've got small dreams, and my ass is even smaller.

  • @garfieldbrooks
    @garfieldbrooks Před 5 lety +5042

    danny: "your one stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a good boy!"
    my dog: **listens intently**

    • @aly5320
      @aly5320 Před 5 lety +134

      my dog: y'all hear sum?

    • @grimreapeter5436
      @grimreapeter5436 Před 5 lety +136

      Your dog doesn’t need to watch a video to be a good boy. He’s already a good boy

    • @aaron_n6310
      @aaron_n6310 Před 5 lety +12

      Dog status= ☠️

    • @ligood
      @ligood Před 5 lety +37

      My dog: what about a good girl?

    • @kareemzoubi3057
      @kareemzoubi3057 Před 5 lety

      🤣😂😂😂

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Před 3 lety +223

    Therapist: "it's ok, Thicc Danny can't hurt you, he's not real"
    Thicc Danny: 4:40

  • @samistrash6262
    @samistrash6262 Před 4 lety +776

    Another tip: Marry a dude so that your straight handsome enemy won't be able to steal him from you

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 Před 3 lety +47

      10/10 advice, couldn't have put it better myself

    • @mmmmmicrowave
      @mmmmmicrowave Před 3 lety +92

      But what if I want to marry my handsome enemy and he's straight?

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 Před 3 lety +72

      Markie uwu babe you just need a better handsome enemy

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 Před 3 lety +2

      nice

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner Před 3 lety +3

      @@ej6975 What if my enemy is ugly? :(

  • @miazheng1336
    @miazheng1336 Před 5 lety +1708

    "i got big dreams, and an even bigger ass"- danny gonzalez 2k19

    • @haya2941
      @haya2941 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @haya2941
      @haya2941 Před 5 lety +2

      @@estherpace5620 it is a reference to my favorite character in my fav anime ( katsuki bakugou from bnha) thx

    • @hilda5820
      @hilda5820 Před 5 lety +2

      mia zheng That sounds like something from the introduction videos in love island

    • @nsinghize
      @nsinghize Před 5 lety +1

      That's the opening line to a casting couch video for sure

    • @miazheng1336
      @miazheng1336 Před 5 lety

      Hilda 5 my god yes
      “hi, i’m danny gonzalez😋😝, i have a wife but fuck her🤪🤬🤬 yknow cos i have big dreams and an even bigger ass🥵🥵, and she’s just really pinning me down😭😔”

  • @aprilspark3570
    @aprilspark3570 Před 4 lety +10603

    Danny aggressively screaming “please reply at your earliest convenience” is my life.

    • @jiddy3151
      @jiddy3151 Před 4 lety +27

      It’s mine too dawg 😫

    • @junothedragonslayer2997
      @junothedragonslayer2997 Před 4 lety +105

      *VANESSA*

    • @VueiyVisarelli
      @VueiyVisarelli Před 4 lety +96

      I want to make that my husband's phone notification sound. 😂

    • @mimicatmoon
      @mimicatmoon Před 4 lety +31

      E̛mPL̶oYEe͟ ̸MaN̡gL͡eR̢ tell us how it goes 😳

    • @noah-kc3tx
      @noah-kc3tx Před 4 lety +8

      April Spark yes, that’s the reason I’m alive

  • @DragonDancer357
    @DragonDancer357 Před 3 lety +162

    Best tip! Marry your handsome enemy. Then they can't ruin your relationship or they ruin their own!

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf Před 3 lety +15

      So this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce.

    • @DragonDancer357
      @DragonDancer357 Před 2 lety +15

      And the other 50% is good enemies to lovers fanfics

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 Před 2 lety +61

    10:05
    ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
    I receive: the sun
    You receive: a candle

  • @isabellaherrington5369
    @isabellaherrington5369 Před 5 lety +4008

    Two things to always remember
    1: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
    2: wait for your handsome nemesis to get married before you fall in love

    • @natejackson862
      @natejackson862 Před 5 lety +55

      Isabella Herrington and I got the parents in the back.
      Of the Audi.

    • @spungifungi3885
      @spungifungi3885 Před 5 lety +33

      The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage anaerobic fitness test...

    • @spungifungi3885
      @spungifungi3885 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

    • @homu790
      @homu790 Před 5 lety +31

      3. if your handsome nemesis just won’t get married marry your nemesis

    • @clairebear1555
      @clairebear1555 Před 5 lety +2

      1,000 LIKES BABY

  • @enabunny5522
    @enabunny5522 Před 5 lety +9902

    danny's the type of guy to repeat someone's typo in the group chat and make it the name

  • @alexiscarrion3969
    @alexiscarrion3969 Před 3 lety +65

    I feel so validated. I thoroughly enjoy being an old man holding a mop, sitting on my recliner throne, riding around and waving to the peasants.

  • @Simp715
    @Simp715 Před 3 lety +155

    "I don't want kids in my backseat crying, I want my parents in the backseat crying."
    the most inspiring line ever

  • @alexthebudgie9071
    @alexthebudgie9071 Před 4 lety +5598

    ‘You can either have a girlfriend or self respect’
    It’s a good thing I have neither

    • @gracechristensen9352
      @gracechristensen9352 Před 3 lety +93

      Yeah, your budgie in adorable 💖

    • @confuzzled1302
      @confuzzled1302 Před 3 lety +69

      Adorable bird. I have neither too ;-;

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 Před 3 lety +11

      felt that

    • @MuhamadAli06
      @MuhamadAli06 Před 3 lety +4

      Saame😂

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 Před 3 lety +32

      your little budgie alex is very pretty 💙. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, but please remember that you don't need a girlfriend, you're perfectly whole and alright without being in a relationship 💙

  • @aughhhhh8304
    @aughhhhh8304 Před 5 lety +1771

    *_"I've got big dreams and even bigger ass"_*
    -_Danny Gonzalez,_

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange Před 5 lety +13

      Tumblr Lesbian best part

    • @SLIMavocado-bq5xx
      @SLIMavocado-bq5xx Před 5 lety +8

      So his dreams are smaller than his ass

    • @BOOitsCASPER
      @BOOitsCASPER Před 5 lety +8

      Lol wish I could relate...I have dreams flat as week old soda and an even more flat body

    • @niavniav
      @niavniav Před 5 lety

      Tumblr Lesbian yes i screen recorded it

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 Před 5 lety +1

      @@zoetevelde8802 ahhhh it's the end of the world cause she put s instead of z

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 Před 3 lety +46

    “Can’t you see we don’t copy each other’s videos.... we copy Cody Ko’s”

  • @alexgratkowski776
    @alexgratkowski776 Před 3 lety +58

    Even if you won’t answer the phone and file a restraining order, in my dreams we’re still married with three kids.

  • @ayeeperccofficial
    @ayeeperccofficial Před 5 lety +1742

    Enemy: *gets married*
    You: *falls in love*
    Enemy: *holy frick i can't believe he did that*

  • @fasoladm6979
    @fasoladm6979 Před 5 lety +1274

    Video: Is for boys only
    Me: It looks like I'm about to break the law

  • @glyphoteque
    @glyphoteque Před 7 měsíci +7

    You gotta appreciate how these posts can't decide whether or not having a girlfriend/wife is a marker of success or an obstacle of success.

  • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
    @Celest1alAdd1ct1on Před 3 lety +155

    "you can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    i have 2 boyfriends and no self respect what do i do

  • @louisfroot
    @louisfroot Před 5 lety +9442

    Ether way, I'm glad that after years of searching we finally found the male equivalent of just girly things.

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 Před 5 lety +3452

    "I've got big dreams and an even bigger ass!" Is now my life motto, thanks Greg.

  • @oneinakrillione
    @oneinakrillione Před 3 lety +74

    "Just die for me and let me eat you!"
    -Danny Gonzalez, 2019

  • @onevia_rc
    @onevia_rc Před 3 lety +47

    In the first post where is says "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi" it's actually impossible since that is an Audi R8, a 2 seater vehicle.

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 Před 2 lety +1

      Just drag the parents behind the car like tin cans on a string, make it happen

    • @stacy1780
      @stacy1780 Před rokem +4

      they are in the trunk.

  • @dalia4530
    @dalia4530 Před 5 lety +597

    “I got big dreams but an even bigger ass”
    My new motto

  • @zaina9250
    @zaina9250 Před 5 lety +2379

    Yeaaaahhh I’m gonna take my Audi to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more
    *i got my parents in the back*

    • @juliaxoxo7563
      @juliaxoxo7563 Před 5 lety +41

      fucK someone beat me to it sdfhglfgh

    • @fartface4934
      @fartface4934 Před 5 lety +47

      While the parents are crying

    • @freetoad5
      @freetoad5 Před 5 lety +129

      Baby seat intact
      They just fucking smashed
      Swerving now I'm gonna crash

    • @NikoCoy
      @NikoCoy Před 5 lety +9

      Whats up reverse bro

    • @enhypenenthusiastt
      @enhypenenthusiastt Před 5 lety +4

      Lololololol I’m dying XD

  • @vansimonef2505
    @vansimonef2505 Před 3 lety +80

    Lmao my mom got mad bc you yelled “We have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa” at 4am and my name is Vanessa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @throughthedepthsyt
    @throughthedepthsyt Před 2 lety +20

    "you can have either a girlfriend or self respect"
    instructions unclear I now have a husband *and* self respect

  • @mariahfan1316
    @mariahfan1316 Před 5 lety +1986

    "But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi
    *The Audi R8 pictured is literally a two seater*

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 Před 5 lety +198

      It was a nice way of saying trunk

    • @alexvasilachi9558
      @alexvasilachi9558 Před 5 lety +36

      @Madeline Harper the trunk is too small to fit even the limbs and you dont want to ruin the aerodynamics and 0-60 times by having them stuck on the roof so the ash tray is really the best option

    • @kazakukog
      @kazakukog Před 5 lety +19

      maybe his parents are just very very small, *don't judge a book by its cover*

    • @1jdizzy1
      @1jdizzy1 Před 5 lety +7

      The trunk is in the front too, so I guess you are supposed to throw em in the engine lol

    • @justbumblebee1
      @justbumblebee1 Před 5 lety +1

      Low keey saying je doesn't want his parents in his life, eather 😂

  • @talhakhan-ht6hj
    @talhakhan-ht6hj Před 5 lety +1524

    So that's why Drew Gooden waited for Danny to marry first 😂😂

  • @Dr4gon_k1tties
    @Dr4gon_k1tties Před 3 lety +32

    Danny: "BoYs OnLy"
    *Sweats nervously in female*

  • @CatKingultra
    @CatKingultra Před 8 měsíci +7

    As a guy I can confirm that we constantly have enemies, and i must wait until they get married before ever feeling romantic emotions.

  • @sweetea777
    @sweetea777 Před 5 lety +4412

    Nobody:
    Jk Rowling: Danny Gonzalez and Cody Ko are in an intense sexual relationship

    • @kazukinoo
      @kazukinoo Před 5 lety +40

      SweeTEA dead meme but ok

    • @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived
      @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived Před 5 lety +43

      SweeTEA this joke is so bad. Has anyone actually laughed at these jokes in the past month?

    • @cheriewang6997
      @cheriewang6997 Před 5 lety +168

      Dammit she made another mistake, it's Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. JKR is so dumb lmao

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. Před 5 lety +14

      @@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived uh yeah..

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. Před 5 lety +24

      @@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived people have laughed at this joke, it may not be relevant anymore but.. Oh well

  • @boppenhagen9062
    @boppenhagen9062 Před 5 lety +1320

    G - fastest
    R - growing
    E - channel
    G - On CZcams
    Don't look it up tho

    • @kezvo0512
      @kezvo0512 Před 5 lety +34

      Randomized bUt THaTs NoT hOW iT wOrkS!

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 Před 5 lety +14

      Randomized ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • @ii_bakuhoe_ii1518
      @ii_bakuhoe_ii1518 Před 5 lety +7

      Wow you are totally original...

    • @Ines-uk3hi
      @Ines-uk3hi Před 5 lety +21

      but dont look that up thoe

    • @skittleturkey4356
      @skittleturkey4356 Před 5 lety +9

      Wait.... am I the only who sees something wrong with this? I can't place my finger what though but just something Is off.

  • @madi5286
    @madi5286 Před 2 lety +23

    Danny does not understand the very real very homoerotic relationship between a man and his enemy

  • @WhatRemainsofNovaJames
    @WhatRemainsofNovaJames Před 3 lety +43

    Person: I love you
    Boy: NOT UNTIL MY HANDSOME ENEMY GETS MARRIED!

  • @Chloe-ef9sl
    @Chloe-ef9sl Před 5 lety +2558

    NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING
    GREG IS READY TO TAKE OVER

    • @mccalderbros5647
      @mccalderbros5647 Před 5 lety +34

      Chloe I immediately checked the comments to see if anyone else commented on this. Fastest growing army on CZcams

    • @lilliehurst6573
      @lilliehurst6573 Před 5 lety +9

      Chloe, GREG has already taken over😌

    • @bananas6604
      @bananas6604 Před 5 lety +3

      Yee yee

    • @jannethmartinez3237
      @jannethmartinez3237 Před 5 lety +5

      Chloe I mean we are the #1 fastest growing CZcams army because we are Greg
      *Dont look that up**

    • @bananas6604
      @bananas6604 Před 5 lety +1

      @icy_does_things yeeyee yeeyee *hits the WOAH*

  • @royald5170
    @royald5170 Před 5 lety +2549

    #1 on Trending?
    Greg really IS the fastest growing army

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 3 lety +48

    that face when you have neither a girlfriend or self respect ✌️😔

  • @hungryapple2492
    @hungryapple2492 Před rokem +5

    Marry your handsome enemy. Power move

  • @panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758

    Can we just appreciate how smooth Danny's transition from vine to CZcams was?

  • @noor-hd9zd
    @noor-hd9zd Před 5 lety +1217

    G- the
    R- fastest growing
    E- army
    G- on the internet
    Dont look that up

    • @nicknickbeze3195
      @nicknickbeze3195 Před 5 lety +73

      G greg is the most
      R rakarakaraka
      E epic super fast
      G growing army on youtube

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet Před 5 lety +47

      I'm just waiting for someone to say, "but the first letters of those words don't match with Greg" 😂

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet Před 5 lety +12

      @@bluejaybird45 kgcoggovohbupbljvlfpufocljbljgettisupfkblvkfitsiyfjcovlvlv

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 Před 5 lety +9

      _ThAtS nOT hOw It WoRkS_

    • @althadottiedarcy3633
      @althadottiedarcy3633 Před 5 lety +2

      I loocked it up and turns out greg is NOT the fastest growing youtube channel/army it is infact T-serise.i might seem lame but dats what googel says but idk who T-serise is i just know there was a fight involving it sooo....soz if dat disapointed anyone lol

  • @ApoorvaPachori15OCT
    @ApoorvaPachori15OCT Před 3 lety +41

    The first one was kinda wholesome maybe he just wanted to make his parents proud. 😅💕

    • @Venus0914
      @Venus0914 Před rokem

      What if his parents wanted grandkids

  • @iceicicle3046
    @iceicicle3046 Před 3 lety +29

    "You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    Well I prefer guys so ok

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster Před 5 lety +463

    You heard it here first, Greg. We can’t fall in love until all Craig’s are married

  • @ciaria4554
    @ciaria4554 Před 5 lety +1302

    Those dislikes are from CRAIGS who are jealous that Greg is the strongest army.
    Don't look that up

    • @cleoresemanes8852
      @cleoresemanes8852 Před 5 lety +44

      Ciara O'Hara I looked it up after being Greg for a month. Apparently my soul is now the property of Danny Gonzalez.

    • @_leeqt2279
      @_leeqt2279 Před 5 lety +26

      Cleorese Manes did you not read the fine print

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted Před 5 lety +6

      Ciara O'Hara I looked it up :’0
      ItS tRue

    • @ciaria4554
      @ciaria4554 Před 5 lety +8

      @@RAWRzooted JOKES ON YOU
      YOUR SOUL IS NOW OWNED BY DANNY GONZALEZ
      MWAHAHAHAHA

    • @bhumikasalhotra5081
      @bhumikasalhotra5081 Před 5 lety +1

      I looked it up too. it said it was lol

  • @paytontrueman8457
    @paytontrueman8457 Před rokem +4

    “I’ve got big dreams, and an even bigger ass” sounds like something that would be one of those catchphrases in Real Housewives

  • @elliebeamydookie
    @elliebeamydookie Před 3 lety +25

    can we just talk about danny’s eyes bc they look really cool

  • @mongiibebe7578
    @mongiibebe7578 Před 5 lety +520

    Thank God I’m a girl
    I never get into altercations with my arch-nemeses

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 5 lety +22

      Mon Bébé Well, I'm now your arch nemesis and this officially AN ALTERCATION.

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 5 lety +18

      Mon Bébé And I'm handsome too.

    • @beidoumybeloved5333
      @beidoumybeloved5333 Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr xD

  • @papilonglegs9738
    @papilonglegs9738 Před 5 lety +3657

    So here I am, calmly doing my homework while this plays in the background, then suddenly...
    "WE HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER VANESSA!!!"
    Seriously though, that scared the shit out of me (my name's Vanessa). I fricking JUMPED

    • @fransedajohanes4175
      @fransedajohanes4175 Před 4 lety +287

      Yes Vanessa. I don't even know you now.
      But I will.
      And you can't hide.
      Lmao.
      Best tips of my lyfe

    • @suspiciousman4402
      @suspiciousman4402 Před 4 lety +107

      Oh my goodness same
      I be like at 2:15: woah this is getting intense
      Then that left me like :O

    • @vanessadalpiaz6423
      @vanessadalpiaz6423 Před 4 lety +192

      Shout out to all the Vanessa’s out here getting creeped out by that line

    • @Lycan_the_deerdog
      @Lycan_the_deerdog Před 4 lety +160

      Well you should stop ignoring his messages VANESSA!!!

    • @vanessawolf5160
      @vanessawolf5160 Před 4 lety +29

      Same 😂😂

  • @Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios

    2:37 be crime, do gay

  • @dogjr2fast4u75
    @dogjr2fast4u75 Před 2 lety +5

    "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi R8... wait, where's the backseats... screw it, get in the engine compartment mom!"

  • @qwertyqwo1484
    @qwertyqwo1484 Před 5 lety +1197

    You can ignore my comment
    But in my dreams
    You are #1 on trending
    Oh wait

  • @vanessamok5302
    @vanessamok5302 Před 4 lety +1824

    I'm a Vanessa and when he shouted Vanessa my heart literally jumped and I felt so threatened ??

  • @stupidkilljoy3516
    @stupidkilljoy3516 Před 3 lety +39

    "You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    Me, who's very gay: *I'm four parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @kiwiflare
    @kiwiflare Před 3 lety +18

    Ah yes my favorite channel....Drew Gonzalez-Conner

    • @senpaiara7791
      @senpaiara7791 Před 2 lety +1

      Drew kurtis and Danny had a baby together

  • @ameliarose7628
    @ameliarose7628 Před 5 lety +499

    "I don't want kids in the back seat crying........
    Ha
    I want my parents in the back seat crying".

    • @kathyegan6676
      @kathyegan6676 Před 5 lety +4

      Amelia Rose I want the horses in the bacc

    • @vickyliza83
      @vickyliza83 Před 5 lety +2

      Amelia Rose yes I want innocents in the back seat crying out for help whilst I torture them with James Charles

  • @cricat3776
    @cricat3776 Před 5 lety +1813

    “I need to fall in love with a car”
    *Roger Taylor has entered the chat*

  • @hollydegouveia6280
    @hollydegouveia6280 Před 2 lety +5

    It’s all fun and games In till your handsome enemy is aromatic

  • @nexothepianist4337
    @nexothepianist4337 Před 2 lety +11

    "Don't fall in love until your handsome ennemy gets married"
    Or you can fall in love with a person you trust and that will not flirt with your ennemy, it can be a good idea too

  • @jujucatjuca
    @jujucatjuca Před 5 lety +2468

    Special boy tip: fall in love with your handsome nemesis.

  • @emmamose24
    @emmamose24 Před 5 lety +491

    imagine if both of the guys who are enemies just never got married bc they were waiting for each other to find love bc they both saw the same instagram post

    • @wholeblends4327
      @wholeblends4327 Před 5 lety +2

      emmaclle haha

    • @km-123
      @km-123 Před 5 lety +10

      this is a good au idea

    • @cottontaelle5863
      @cottontaelle5863 Před 5 lety +36

      they marry each other

    • @emeraldtopaz
      @emeraldtopaz Před 5 lety +38

      They both make a fake account to catfish the other and slowly (and obliviously) fall in love
      Dude, I want to write this now

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 Před 5 lety +1

      @@emeraldtopaz please write this and send me the link lmao

  • @ness_a
    @ness_a Před 4 lety +14

    Him:" we have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa"
    Me:😳 oh...ok

  • @lydiabenjamin6919
    @lydiabenjamin6919 Před rokem +3

    I was at 0:12 of this video when my sister FaceTimed me so I answered and she talked to my mom. Mom hung up and then asked if I wanted my phone back to watch Greg... I was confused but then remembered I had been watching this. She paused it because she didn’t want me to miss Greg... I love her

  • @MilanNikolic96
    @MilanNikolic96 Před 5 lety +550

    We all know your handsome enemy is Drew

  • @hannahflowers4069
    @hannahflowers4069 Před 4 lety +3654

    Why do I feel like Danny would be an amazing actor for The Office?

    • @remingtonrr7848
      @remingtonrr7848 Před 4 lety +265

      Rose' Flower he looks like the love child of Gabe and Ryan lol

    • @alicebergin6646
      @alicebergin6646 Před 4 lety +195

      He gives me very strong Gabe + Jim vibes. Gabe's snark with the mild-mannered and (mostly) non-assholey persona of Jim

    • @n-underwhelming
      @n-underwhelming Před 4 lety +109

      But also, imagine him screaming: „IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

    • @knowyourenemies7
      @knowyourenemies7 Před 4 lety +7

      Bc you think it's 10 years ago!

    • @nacho6438
      @nacho6438 Před 4 lety +8

      Helllllllllllll yessssssssssssss

  • @_.lsrh._1701
    @_.lsrh._1701 Před 3 lety +4

    The chicken didnt die for him. It was murdered-

  • @wolfishcat7922
    @wolfishcat7922 Před 3 lety +9

    9:16 It could also be interpreted as “you have so many friends and family that you love so much, I don’t lik that.”

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw Před 6 měsíci

      My heart is covered in cat fur so yeah probably not a very pleasant lik experience

  • @MsDouggieFresh
    @MsDouggieFresh Před 5 lety +113

    plot twist: you can’t fall in love until your handsome enemy does, because the handsome enemy falls in love with you

  • @lydieroebuck8521
    @lydieroebuck8521 Před 5 lety +315

    *danny talking about his arch nemisis*
    *troom troom coming out from behind a corner with their spy umbrella*:
    not so fast

  • @hudyhere7240
    @hudyhere7240 Před 2 lety +9

    The fact that Drew Gooden isn't your handsome arch nemesis is disappointing

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 Před 3 lety +15

    Maybe the “handsome enemy” one is because if you fall in love before him then your enemy will try to steal your partner with his good looks, but if he falls in love before you and then you fall in love, he couldn’t steal them because that would put him in a place of being viewed as a bad person because he has his own lover.

  • @onibeebee
    @onibeebee Před 5 lety +1359

    u gotta wait until they're married so u can finally give up on the deep, raw, sexual chemistry between u and move on w/ ur life

  • @lexxieanni
    @lexxieanni Před 4 lety +1088

    4:41
    *found my senior quote*

  • @n0t_lily738
    @n0t_lily738 Před 3 lety +10

    "I think I'm having a stroke." Me as well. I am also having a stroke.

  • @theclaybor4352
    @theclaybor4352 Před 3 lety +4

    Danny laughs at his own jokes much more than usual in this video and it's the greatest thing. This is gonna be my new comfort video.

  • @KELSandPEEPS
    @KELSandPEEPS Před 5 lety +552

    "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi"
    ... dead or alive?

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 Před 5 lety +557

    This video is the BEST REVENGE to your handsome arch nemesis Cody Co

    • @chelsie2767
      @chelsie2767 Před 5 lety +4

      I hate watermelons okay, hot take tho Danny is more attractive than Cody.

    • @Mo_Nilla_Co
      @Mo_Nilla_Co Před 5 lety +9

      @@chelsie2767 ahhh, judging apples from oranges only bears sour fruit.

    • @annapanini
      @annapanini Před 5 lety +7

      I hate watermelons I think you spelt ‘old’ wrong

    • @bri7433
      @bri7433 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Mo_Nilla_Co wise

    • @jenawilliams6554
      @jenawilliams6554 Před 5 lety +1

      Ko

  • @IhaveALLtheavocados
    @IhaveALLtheavocados Před rokem +3

    Danny you made me choke on my M&Ms. multiple times!

  • @whomsthasawakentheanciento7725

    why did I read the thumbnail as “you can have a girlfriend or self destruct”