I Am Hot = Comedy?
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2024
- An age old question: Is it possible to be hot and funny? Based on Ray Diaz's instagram profile, no.
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The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.
Bruh u copied
Well shit
:0
Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.
Hmmm this looks familiar....
You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl
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I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard
If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!
Ha
wait W H A T
"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
Fifty Shades of Grey basically
Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
fifty shades of greg
@@auntbill8166 b r u h
Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades
@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.
BAHAHAHA NOO 😭
Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying:
*WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*
Or when he went full horizontal she just hears a large *THUMP* from upstairs
LMAOO I swear, the partners of such youtubers have some pretty inchresting experience to tell 💀
Yes
@@hat7475 its “interesting” btw, but i think u know that by now- sry for acting like ur stupid or sumn-
@@eloisethekitkat5223 inchresting is just a popular intentional misspelling
I am in jail = Comedy?
Comedy = I am in jail?
I am hot = jail?
Lol
Yes
@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?
Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
Girl: i dOn'T cArE
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”
Me:like i was having a life..
*i d o n t c a r e*
Ha not any more!! *shoots self*
Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.
BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time
@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old
@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment
That's its job.
the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time
And the way he says it so seriously
😂
loop
“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.
Aged backwards
Neither did his relationships
E
*pushes anime glasses*
@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt
The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
Is he still in prison ?
@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk
@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp
@@bakar2134 8:32
Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
7.7M people: "You got it"
“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”
@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"
@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"
@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"
Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss
"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂
Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.
ray diaz is the male version of lele pons
d u d e
Yaaaasssss Lele Pons
Shut up. He’s so better
skinny TRUE!!!
skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated
*gets hit by a car*
I DON’T CARE
Death: Your time has come.
Me: *I DON'T CARE.*
**gets shot 23 times**
_I dOn'T cArE!!1!_
@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Me: *I DONT CARE*
Meets Danny in person
Omg I care
*doesnt care*
I DONT CARE
Someone told him he was funny once when he was in primary school and he just never changed but kept believing it
Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"
IT'S DANNY!
I agree, though, that would be odd.
Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
Comment section: *He in jail lololol*
Omg same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll
Me: owo???
Lol samee
Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
Ray Pist
i mean-
lol wtf
I was about to say
“What”
But nOw I get it and you are a genius.
“Mr. Pist?”
“Oh uh yeah”
Yes
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
(This happened three weeks ago)
Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)
Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.
Same
BlackSonder same
Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.
In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much
Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian
The police: “you just murdered a child!”
The girl: “I don’t care”
The police: “You are going to jail”
The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”
She actually did get arrested
@@door-chanprove it
Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious
I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.
Haha
Whats up greg
Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo
Wazzup Greg
Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂
the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway
It does say "advised", not "only"
@Catie Ard lol
🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh
I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app
AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA ngl it does
OMG it’s a secret
That’s the secret of the club 😶
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo
Awesome.
Nice😼😼
So we can eat gregs?
You cracked the code.
Area
Breb
Crec
Dred
Eree
Fref
GREG
Hreh
Irei
Jrej
Krek
Lrel
Mrem
Nren
Oreo
Prep
Qreq
Rrer
Sres
Tret
Ureu
Vrev
Wrew
Xrex
Yrey
Zrez
I am so glad Danny, wholesome, funny, sensitive and genuine, is sucesful. World is maybe not lost yet.
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs
And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.
you are absolutely hilarious
You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best
Fuck I didn't know that!😲
@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu
Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*
WhAt WUt?? He did what?!
Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with
I don't care
@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused
@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?
12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
I noticed it too
"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny
Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny
bruh, you just destroyed him.
He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.
Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j
@@sneakysnek572 men
Edit: supposed to be mean
@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men
@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean
@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂
"My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.
Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny
Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
omg epik fact :0
Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.
Dont worry, I wont
You haven't even joined
@@jaypixxel Touche
I won’t K
don't worry I won't
Danny you need to do a face reveal
Omg guys thanks for 1 like
I meant 3.2k likes
Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this
Exactly we have been waiting for so long
IKR
lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already
Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people
I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious
Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
Must be 18+
Single
And Cuba.
(advised)
Dang I’m not Cuba
Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW
aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...
Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is
Oh god wtf
@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.
@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.
But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?
Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.
“That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018
Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Kieran Leiber preach my man
@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao
what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say
Yeah what did cheese cheese say
Danny's initials= DG
Drew's initials=DG
Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.
Or should we say dranny
*Illuminati music plays*
Cody's initials = DG
Woah,
Cody Ko = CK
Kurtis Conner = KC
Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?
This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐
Drew's initials: DG
Kurtis' initials: DG
Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis
9:21
Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64
Relatable
Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror
Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old
@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???
Smooth.
No he's 1 year old.
i thought he was 5 :o
Wish I was hot and funny 😭
Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help
If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.
Boys on Grindr like you.
lol u gei
Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.
Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣
The great thing about watching all these videos on trending stars 5 years later is realizing nothing about my generation's culture is worth remembering haha. Like, who the fuck was ray Diaz?
you say that like the majority of any generation's "culture" was worth remembering. these days we've whittled the past into only the most memorable parts because that's literally what memorable means, but in reality that's only a percent of a percent of what actually happened, but most of it, even a lot of popular stuff was boring, mundane or outright bad and has been forgotten for a reason.
it's also not like ray diaz was that big of a deal in the first place. it's a stretch to call him part of any "culture"
Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.
SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that
Nah
wait can i still join idk how :/
@@rileykate6967 uhh same
Dude... You weren't supposed to say that.
as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army
Should we gregs worry about it?
frikynikkid probably
@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_
I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.
OH LAWD THEY COMIN’
I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny
Man… I love all of Cody’s older video
He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.
Nararara Mammily if he didn’t look like a cocky douche he would be attractive
Oof
Maggie E if he wasn’t a cocky douche he’d be attractive too lol
Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!
Now this is just so, so fucking true
His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know
7.2 actually 🤩
Congrats on 69 likes
@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks
congrats on 420 likes
@@cagedcorvid thanks man
Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day
What happened to the join button? I really wanted to join Danny's secret club :(
he got rid of it, he said he promised more than he could give. i wanted to join too :((
@@aivilivia oh
He hurt his knee
*and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*
*dips tip of knee in puddle*
Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles
Lmao references
omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback
After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.
who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol
Meeeeeeeeeeeee
Me but he got bailed out 😢
Meeeee
R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!
Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33
no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕
i fell asleep to this and woke up to danny screaming "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS"
ah yes, a normal encounter for someone who falls asleep to youtube :,)
edit: i also just woke up to this 14:01
"ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*
This part fucking KILLED ME
I’m the 699th liker
Your lucky im the 1,002th like
8:26
irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.
@C.J Rex 18 years old
0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me
The music that comes in when Danny says, "Instead they're like, 'You gotta make her jealous!,'" works so fuckin' well lol.
"Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it
Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!
I saw this right as he said it
I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭
I saw you're comment while he said that.
“how to sell your body on instagram”
well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*
This comment concerns me
kokichi the fuck you doing here?
Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me
@lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.
@@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister
Subscribed liked and notifications on
I love your videos 🥰🤩
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
*G* Floating
*R* Horizontally
*E* In
*G* Midair
Umm that is a horrible acronym
A proper one is
G Floating
R Horizontally
E In
G Midair and getting ripped
I seriously thought those were acronyms
I have a better one
G these
R are
E very
G stu.... there ok and funny actually
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
8:11
“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday”
Unus Annus fans: *sweats*
that channel went : 😚✌
Memento Mori
That was quality content tho like- heck yeah
memento mori.
this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed
Memento Mori
Plus that guy is not even hot. 🤦♀️
how many times does he say 'Secret Club'🤣😂
Am I the truest Greg now?
I liked this comment because i wanna be in the secret club but i am broke so im applauding you for having more money than I.
@@graced.6639Ha ha lol 😂 same
Colleen you have the Greg egg
Colleen thank you for joining the secret club! Make sure no one finds out please.
Me too
The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much
Cause he's hot
M A he's not LOLOL
@@M4rteevee wack
@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men
@@Kittttydotcom tasteless
i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(
Me too
10:40
After 4 years of watching this scene and close analysis. I can confirm Danny does not have squishy bones. 😔
Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you
I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day
Justin Okello lmao why
Avery Urban damn I missed it
@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet
Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss
When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered
But why 🌭
On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc
@@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(
ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!
Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(
1:22 that pause and then, “why?”
Made me laugh haha
Fun fact, GREG is actually short for Group Reunited Entirely by Gregs.
Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room
I think he waits for her to leave
@@emilymartin7864 to go where?
@@boofstain1508 work or arends
She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂
12:31
This guy needs more people to entertain because they would subscribe to this guy is really good at CZcams
I love taking danny out of context
"well guys I hope you enjoyed this little dive into the sweaty abs of ray diaz"
Whats up greg it's *greg*
Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!
@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP
Danny forgot his own name...
Sup Greg I’m also greg
Hotel? *H O T E L*
A NEW NUTCRACKER
He posted about it on his IG
Omg
The nutcracker girl friend?
Or boyfriend. It's 2018
They're multiplying
7:40
ray when he goes to a playground
Danny:“But you know what?”
“That’s fitness 😏”
“That’s what’s all about, baby”
“that burn 🔥”
“That pain” 🤕
Also Danny: “I think I need a doctor!” 🥹
Brent Rivera has left the chat
dry skin gal underrated comment
that nigga ain't funny whatsoever
@@elenaj3779 neither is Brent
"I'm sorry, but your mother passed away last night."
"I don't cAAAAre..!"
Timmy Nook more like Timmy NUKE
UahaahahaaahahaahahaahayaushauahahauaahahaahahshahahahahysyhduahauahauauauauauaauauauahahahhaahahahhahAHAHAHWFSHAHSGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAUAUSYSHAUHAHAHAHHAYAHAUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHUAUUAAHAHAHAH
*animal crossing*
@@kristopher4130 foolish earthling
Animal Crossing is the am now great
Who's gonna be your lawyer?
**demonic** I dON't cAaArE
Why isn't there a join button any more?
1:15 I actually think this *is* smart. We already know that the majority of his viewers are young children, and those children are most likely not going to read the bio saying to send DMs to the other account, so by having that filter he can ignore the DMs from kids on his main account and only talk to the people who are serious about contacting him.
Jonny jonny
Yes papa
Being funny
No papa
Quality content
No papa
Posting daily
Ha ha ha
It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's me Chief That worked way too good😂
I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂
Your profile pic scared the hell out of me
Lol