Relating To The Kids (Hannah Stocking Reaction)
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
- Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Hannah Stocking. These are all names of people. Today I'm gonna learnhow to be a child by watching their videos.
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S... - Komedie
The fact that nobody in the comments are mentioning the random ass music in the end covering the video makes me think I’m going crazy
Maybe the ending had copyrighted music or something? 😭 I'm looking for comments like this too
danny used to use a copyrighted song at the end of all of his vids but he got striked and had to go back and replace the endings of all of those videos w royalty free music
He got a copyright strike for copyright music and he had to replace all the music
Haha Danny got copyrighted for a song at the end of a lot of his videos, so he had to put weird music so he could still make money
Same exact thing happened with pyrocinical
It gives me weird joy that like none of these people are relevant today
It really shows that we realize our mistakes
@@beefstroganoff1774 please! tiktok people are even worse don't get me started
*Hype House exists*
@@Jacobnsj *sad noises*
Eh, in a few years tiktokers will also be irrelevant. Fame is fleeting
Past danny: "it would suck if I started getting white hair soon"
Present danny: "I like my white hair I think it makes me look kinda cool"
Character development.
(Also, he’s right. I think it looks great)
@@ahobbit1273 true...i wish i had white hair
I was just thinking that
Present Present danny: “no hair.”
Denial to Acceptance
“It would suck if I start getting white hairs soon” I’m here from 2022 Danny to let you know you have grey hairs now
Was just about to say that exact comment 😂
and he slays😤🥵
he absolutely kills the salt and pepper look- almost looks more fitting
The good news is, he doesn't mind!
True
“It’s like a video for high school kids, about high school kids, written by someone who isn’t in high school”
Ahh, so Hollywood
@@percytheb4053 hA
it's really just written for little kids who want to know what it is like from funny random haha internet lady
Funny blue hair man said to not stream snipe, so I’ll school snipe :D (this is a joke I don’t condone school shootings)
@@dec6704 bud I'm pretty sure most people don't condone school shootings lmao
Musent hopefully not lol
In highschool, people don't directly bully you. They spread rumors, or make fun of you behind your back. They don't just walk up to you and say *GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEYS*
sometimes. but other times they will physically hurt you
@@aeromotex depends on the type of bully. OP's bully is covert and is probably doing it because of low self-esteem issues. They bully because they don't know how be friendly and need someone to drag in the mud to boost their social standing. Their usually cowards which is why they talk behind people's back. Easiest way to get rid of them is to confront them directly and physically fight them. Then they become afraid of you and will leave you alone.
While your bully is overt this much more difficult. Because they are physically attacking you repeatedly. Meaning that they're lashing out their anger on you. When this happens you should talk to your parents or talk to your teacher after class. Try and see if you can separate yourself from them as much as possible. Still don't be afraid to defend yourself most bully's are picking on you because they think you are weak and want to dominate you. So you've got to show strength.
No but really, who even carries cash anymore.
@@aeromotex True.. Someone broke my friends arm because he was smarter than him.
Yes, I didnt have much trouble with high school. Middle school was like a Game of Thrones though.
i love how the guy changes his style to become a cool bully but in real life the school's actual bullies probably would be like "haha emo" and beat him up
kids at my school will call you emo for anything. my sister has been called emo before, and she is the LEAST emo person i know. it's actually funny cuz a lot of the actual emo kids never get called emo, but random kids who are not even close to any kind of alt aesthetic in the slightest get called emo for literally no reason. then again, these kids are the sane guys that say "your mom" to literally anything so clearly they've lost any kind of sense that may have been given to them at birth.
My first thought when I saw that was: “Oh, no one’s ever gonna take him seriously”
I’m pretty sure he has eyeliner on so yeah definitely 💀
@@ami-pf7nf it's kinda funny, being emo is/was considered a bad thing but also i was emo and still am pretty emo but no one cared, but other people who weren't even emo got called it as an insult...like if you look emo or even just wear anything even vaguely alternative it's bad but once you start actually calling yourself that no one cares
One time I died my hair over summer (I just got highlights) and I got called emo 💀
I love how half of the old vine community makes cringy videos and the other half criticizes the cringy videos the first half makes
i'm 25 and i HATE it when someone steals my science homework.
Ikr it's so annoying when they break into your house *SMH*
*to steal your homework*
I'm 24 and I HATE it when the IRS steals my lunch money
And then spends it on space cars....like real bullies
Smh: stealing my homework
The reason Lele never got bullied is cause she was the bully
Oooohh I see Shawn Mendes in ur pfp
kayana i haha thank you! Yours too!
childish kambino yup
She definetly was
If she was the bully wouldnt she know how bullies act?
”But it would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon”
Narrator: Danny would indeed start getting white hairs in just a few years, but little did he know that it would not, in fact, suck.
Fr, his gray hairs look so cool
He also seems to like his gray hairs.
"In a room made of.. cinderblocks?"
Don't even pretend like you've never seen a poor school where the rooms were just painted cinderblocks
Right! My schools were like all made of them 😅
As someone who wasn't the most athletic and had a very low endurance, everyone cheering for you while you're the last to finish is the worst feeling in the world
Yes it’s the worst but I’d like to think I tried my best to run a mile :)
Oh god now I feel awful because I was totally the tryhard who finished asap and tried to cheer for the less athletic kids because I wanted them to feel supported ;-;
I mean it's gotta be better than people bullying you while you're last to finish.
I dunno you're kinda lucky. at my school they straight up bully and taunt you and get Aggravated at you if you don't finish early. I have asthma so it's hard for me to run distances like that I'd a short amount of time and being bullied makes me just give up so I'd love to be supported
@@MidnighttArtz From here on out I am astral projecting onto the side of the track to cheer you on and tell you you're doing a great job! Asthma is really difficult to work through and it's not really fair that what's easy for some kids isn't easy for you, but I see you out there on the track, and I see you not giving up, and I'm proud of you for keeping going, even as it seems so hard!
Nobody:
Lele Pons Bully: *I am once again asking for your financial support.*
Just saying before you comment because somethings similar is in the comments sorry I didn’t check
Damn, didn't know the bully was the IRS
@@jimmnotjames5235 just call one of the 10 numbers advertised on the nature channels so you don't owe money to them.
Yep
gidiwkdknsjj
Danny: if you're over 26, you shouldn't be trying so hard to appeal to teenagers.
Every YA author ever: shocked Pikachu face
LMAO. There are LOTS of good YA writers though.
Right? I'm 26 and I wanna appeal to someone..older lmao
15:33 so true danny, im literally crying, such a powerful message
i know fucken so tripped out, thought another tab was playing for a second
@@reverseclouds1663same why is like no one talking about it😭
I’m not sure if it’s a bit, or if something happened that required the music to be added there. I think multiple of his older videos are like this and idk why
@@plantyt3246 i'm pretty sure it's because his original intro was a mr sandman remix but it got copyrighted, so he had to replace it
i watched with subtitles and i thought they were really good at reading his lip
Why did the bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey 3:56
pola lola don't do halsey like that
💀💀💀
time stamp?
gabrielle grijalva WATCHTHEVISISISIWIOSOEODIEOIEJEJEJEJEIEUE
gabrielle grijalva 3:56 lmaoooo😭
If you see a bully, DATE HIM.
Life lessons with lele pons.
Harold Johnson this literally how a lot of manga and fanfics go
Why do good girls like bad guys I had this question for a real long time
@@thatdweebfromclass7399 Are you a nice guy, by any chance?
Harold Johnson I’m the 666th like :)
EVEN IF HE'S/SHE'S THE SAME GENDER AS YOU AND YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEXUAL YES!
honestly i would watch these highschool skits a lot when i was around the 5th to 7th grade so i could have an idea of what my teenage years would be like. i always imagined high school to function like the youtube/vine skits. god was i wrong
2018 danny: that would suck if i started getting white hairs soon
2022 danny:
i've had a heat stroke before and i can confirm the person closest to me turned into a wizard
Omg same!
We all really had the same pe experiences
Omg that happened to me Soo many times 🤣
Nah man my friend didn't become a wizard instead I became a chicken
@@AdolfPotter oh
I, a homeschooled student, can definitely relate to these 27 year olds pretending to be traumatized high schoolers when we all know damn well they were probably the ones giving people shit
The Random World Of Lucas Jack hey homeschool squad
Right?😂 It’s so obvious that 99% of these CZcamsrs who pretend high school was horrible for them were actually the stuck up ‘popular’ kids.
I’m homeschooled too, and yesterday my cat was pretty mean to me. Am I being bullied? Should I speak out about this?
uRGh I wish i was homeschooled.... school fking sucks
my favourite fucking comment
“It would really suck if I started getting white hair soon”- Danny absolutely rocking his grey streak in the new videos
I started crying when Danny talked about how underfunded his theatre program was compared to his rivals’. Definitely hit close to home ):
“...And he takes off his braces”
*excuse me, he what now?*
fr 😭😂
Ah yes because braces are definitely not glued to ur now very sensitive teeth. I think if I tried to do that I would pull out all my teeth lol
Xx.Delta not even really glued they use that teeth cement stuff that stuff doesn’t just get off your teeth well they actually grind it off after braces are off
thepigking 10 yeah I didn’t really know how to explain the stuff, I had them for a few years and honestly the stuff never moved. I have no clue how my teeth are basically undamaged lol
My uncle actually did that twice and now his teeth are fine but i don’t recommend doing that, you could get seriously injured
"Getting older can be tough," says the guy that is eternally 13
physically too
@@Cat-fq3pt no honey. ur thinking “ internally”. they mean looking 13 forever.
@@faithkincaid man im not a native english speaker😭😭
@@Cat-fq3pt its ok noone is perfect :)
@@faithkincaid HELP THAT SOUNDS SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE IM NOT OKAY 😭🙏
Now to be fair the rivalry for my high school got pretty crazy… right before the football game between us, a few of us burned a shirt of the other school on the field to hype us up before
Usually we don't really have any rivalries of other schools because the high school is a mixture of all the districts you were from combined.
"it would suck if I started getting white hairs soon"
*cough cough*
It's a video by adults about high school kids for middle school kids
*Elementary kids
Technically yeah
*air quotes* "ITS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE"
This is so meta woOW
For middle school kids, seen by elementary school kids
LeLe has only been bullied by her comment section
Obi Wan kenobi
That’s so true😂😂😂
😂😂😂
And youtuberssss🥴😂
Hello there
Obi Wan kenobi father?
I'm here from the future. It wasn't your dogs hair.
The one part about Danny saying “We all had that one gym teacher that was physically abuse and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile” actually hit home because it’s true… I’ve had a spine disease my entire life, for ten years I’d been going to the doctor asking them what was wrong with my back and only last year did they say “oh you have a disease and you need surgery fast”. Turns out I had stage four spondylolisthesis almost spondyloptosis, I got surgery last summer for it and am now recovering, but I cringe whenever I remember how I described my intense chronic pain to gym teachers or other teachers and they’d literally mock me for it. Saying it was because I was over weight and I need to exercise so it goes away, saying I was weak and lazy. Well guess what, exercise and stretching actually made the disease worse. And I wasn’t hurting because I was overweight, I’m overweight because I was in constant intense spinal pain. In short, the medical system in the USA is wack, and if you have chronic pain that for some reason others (even your parents and doctors and teachers and closest friends) think is made up because you’re “lazy”. Don’t listen to them. Keep fighting until someone finally listens to you.
Sorry for the rant lol, thanks for reading.
These people who still make high school videos do it because they never progressed. They're 26 but they've never had to get a real job or do anything relatable to other 26 year olds, so they go back to the last shared experience they can draw from before they got vine famous or whatever.
This is actually insightful and kinda sad.
Also this is probably where they were in their prime. You can't tell me Lele Pons wasn't one of the popular kids who want to come of as unpopular, because it's more "relatable", but really being unpopular sucks and she doesn't even know what that means.
Literal definition of "peaked in high school"
I was actually thinking the same thing
Wow. Well put
Kid: *rips his braces off like a bandaid*
Me, who had braces for like 3 years: I’ve been lied to my whole life......
yee
😂😂😂😂😂
How do you even get a hold on them? Maybe I’m just really weak but I can’t even grab my brackets or anything
Lol I'm sure that's relatable. Not for me, though, as I've never had braces and I probably will never need them 😁
@@rat_dragon lucky 😭
"it would suck if I started getting white hair soon" (FORESHADOWING)
It’s funny that he says in the intro he’s noticed white hairs but thought it was his dogs hairs - fast forward 4 years and he’s got very noticeable white streaks in his hair. But he’s definitely rocking it!
Danny *jokingly*: “imagine a teacher making a child with a disability run!” My school: 👁👄👁
I know right I think we go to the same school!
was thinking about that too
the "one mile" depiction of a gym teacher is basically every gym teacher ive had
they make me run the mile even though i’ve told the school before that i have severe asthma. so- that’s cool.
@@meperd0nas172 I got asthma, not severe, at the beginning of the year I didn't want to do sport because of my attacks, but then I started getting fit and it's really fun doing exercise, now with quarantine, I'm gonna have to start over and I know it's gonna be dreadful but it'll be worth it.
I actually got made to do hurdles not long after I’d broke 2 bones in my arm and I did have a cast and sling (and an operation) 👀
danny could probably actually pull this off because he looks like he's a high schooler
Ironically you're probably right
But then you look at the old videos of him in college and he looks like a fetus
@@kansascity1338 hi again
@@kansascity1338 do you remember me
@@sneezecakexx hey :D
12:06 Its funny cause my school and our rival's relationship was like super toxic. There was a lot of bullying explained by the fact that they're one school seperated in two buildings : a big one and a smaller/cheaper one. Also, the rivalery was happening every wednesday pm since they mixed up the two schools to do activities "together".
Pretty wild for an elementary school.
It was an elementary school!? 😭😭
i love the end of danny's old videos bc its like "anyways, thats the lesson for today! be yourself and if you're tw- *THE FARMER AND THE DELL ABSOLUTELY BLASTS*"
Why did that bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey tho
Emily E B lmao I didn't even notice
Emily E B lmao ew
OMG I didn't even notice 😂😂
Emily E B IT WASNT HER!?!?!?
IM IN TEARS
2018 danny: "everyone above 26 should be put do death immediately"
2020 danny: *sweats nervously*
Nervousiously*
@@blackwrld7366 im sorry lol english isn't my first language
@@bananad9659 omg I was just kidding😂
@@bananad9659 you’re right
@@bananad9659 appreciate the profile picture and reference with your name lol
nothing like old danny videos to end my day on a good note. good evening to all
Im over here watching at 23:00 😅
I’m late to this comment but hi 👋
My middle school PE teacher refused to accept my doctor note, my doctor phone call, and my multiple mom visits trying to get me out of running the mile because I had significant tendon damage in my knees. The teacher just didn't believe I could have so much damage so young. So yeah, that was actually super relatable for me. I know this video is 5 years old but I'm chronically ill/disabled and watch Danny on bad pain days and that moment hit extra hard this time.
Wait... he TAKES OFF HIS BRACES? Aren’t those things like, cemented onto your teeth?!
Those kind are. Invisalign and its competitors are removable.
Maybe it was metaphorical
yes they fricking are. and painful as heck when you get them stuck in something that tugs at them even a little bit.
his teeth should have been ripped out man
Exactly what I was thinking for my braces they shined this laser at the glue on the brackets to dry them
nah dude hes hulk but mean
"Anyways, that's the lesson for today. Be yourself and if you're-" _DOO DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOO_
Finally, someone else noticed
XD
all his old videos end like this because he used to have a cute outro song, but it got a copyright infringement notice and he was forced to replace the audio at the end of every video.
Oh
@@florrie.6377 Which song?
cherioux thank you for doing the closed captions I always appreciate it when people do that and you did a great job
spoke this into existence 0:24
* rips braces out* ... * gums bleeding and my teeth on the floor * *oh*
I literally stopped scrolling to see this 😂
Ikr ouch that's not how braces work!!
Mary Huzl i mean... when i removed my braces my dentist took tongs and ripped them off. You cant rip them off with only your hands tho.
@@zoroverse8358 yeah that's what my dentist did too. I'm just saying that an inexperienced kid ripping them all off at once in the school bathroom has gotta hurt
@@mrh8142 they are probably retainers cuz I have them and they don’t hurt when you take them out
How do you just rip *off* braces!?!?!?!
Cad Candy you would probably damage your teeth, very badly. Because the brackets are firmly fastened to your teeth.
Oh, you just rip off your teeth 👍🏻
Nicole Plewicka That must be fun
Cad Candy my dad’s friend did it every time he was at his house
Ellie The cheerleader He probably had a retainer, because you’re supposed to be able to take out retainers.
Love the quiet music at the end
1:18 yes this happens alot (beside the vlogging) my school calls them old boys and they turn up to heaps of events and yes its very weird
Seriously though, imagine being a guy in high school who gets bullied, then showing up to school with eyeliner. You'd get bullied harder than ever before.
Fighting for his life in the group chat 😭✋
Jokes on you, half the people in my school wear rainbow socks, thick shiny silver and black eye liner, fingerless gloves, giant spiky boots, and mostly black, or rainbow clothing. What the actual catnip.
Edit: oh, and like 1000 decorative pins
@@rainbowcattail3367 god I wanna go there
@@rainbowcattail3367 HNNNNNNNGGG
💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
school name drop- _NOW_
(jk- pls don't if it's unsafe,,,,, thought I wouldn't mind if it was DMs-)
@@rainbowcattail3367 god i wanna meet them all
Lele Pons seems like the kind of girl who was never bullied in school because she _was_ the bully
This comment blew the *fuck* up like 2 weeks after I wrote it and I can't tell how many of these people are lele pons fans, or if lele pons has any fans at all
Lele pons the wrestler
Nah she’s that one kid that everyone bullies and she doesn’t even realise she’s being bullied
The Swagmaster General,lele has been bullied for having a big nose and that's why she got surgery
I've learned so many things about Lele Pons because of this comment.
@@elizabethtep1902 my green son... so talented
When I was 13 my mom would find and rip out gray hairs in my head😭
What the fuck 😭
“It would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon” flash forward to his recent videos where he has some gray hair💀😂
Vultures really are a problem near high schools. Vultures are definitely animals that feed on living creatures and not on carcasses. So scary.
An_Annoying_Cat cause my high school is super weird (and perhaps extremely cheap) we have vultures near our school. I’m gonna pray tomorrow
Welp I’m fine cause IM AUSTRALIAN SO WE HAS NO VULTURESS
@@nope7260 You only have swooping season
Funny thing, there would always be an increase in turkey buzzards flying around over our college campus during midterms and finals. I'm pretty sure it was more to do with the time of year but we always joked the cramming had done somebody in.
IKR??? ITS SO *ScArY*
This is why movies about teens should have at least 2 teens helping with writing, seeing if it's actually realistic. Not a bunch of 30-40 year olds writing "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!"
Isn’t that… mugging?
@@blaxidii7360 well-
I'm pretty sure I have said "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!" to one of my friends verbatim. It's so completely nonthreatening it loops into being affectionate.
I agree! Who thought it was a good idea to let 30 year olds write about current day high school or worse, try to pretend to be a high schooler lmao it's so obvious they're not that it's funny and I can't focus on the actual media.
I never even heard anyone say that sorta thing back 30-40 years ago lol
Danny in this video: "it would suck if i started getting white hairs pretty soon"
Danny now: "what's up Greg! look at all this white hair I've got!"
"It would suck if i start getting white hairs pretty soon"
“Expelation!” Sounds like the gym coach is casting a spell on those totally-not-old high school students
Expeliarmus is what you remembered but that spell can also be...dangerous, very dangerous.
@@clouds5894 no they are talking about what the gym teacher said not expelliarmus
Well he is a wizard
I heard Expelliarmus ._.
The spell makes you stay in high school forever.
Am I supposed to ignore the fact that the “bully” just took off his braces?? No dentist needed lol
Yes. Yes, you are.
Slime_ 123 parently you are.
They are fake
kiah jones I know but in the video they are supposed to be real
You’d be surprised of how easy it is to take them off.
Danny your singing at the end of the video gave me goosebumps. It was stunnung! Annd I am definitely not tremendously high right neow
Not even in high school, and Danny is one of my fav yt ppl- things- so Danny does have a wide range. I feel like if you try not to attract kids, u attract them, and that’s why I’m here:)
Ah yes, ripping out your braces because your parents wouldn't freak out with how expensive that is, and because you would be able to actually pull them off your teeth to begin with
Yeah, that stuff’s glued on there really well. Either this kid somehow is a trained dental professional with super strength that can remove braces in the bathroom safely, or he has the shittiest orthodontist ever
not to mention getting a grip on the thin metal with bare fingers
Fr I've been trying to get min off for years and they're on there good
@@isabellajeffs9351 you're trying to get your braces off by yourself for years? What?
@@cicingel3473 Yeah, long story short, my mom's a deadbeat and never took me to get them off and get a retainer, and by now they're just the brackets bc the wire and bands came off
Bully: **'bullies'**
Lele: Stop that.
bully: oH oKaY
Lele: NoW pUt yoUr BrAceS bAcK iN
flashes back to STOP THAT video
Moltenlava :D [GREG] Lele has clearly learned from the Dobre brothers
Matxha tea owl *cue Cody and Noels song*
In my high school nobody ever even used cash it was all done with checks made out to the school or the parents going straight to the school… never once did I ever see cash being used
13:31 wait but vultures are scavengers. They only eat dead creatures
Wow, lore, he was a ghost?
@@husnarabegum8925 not incorporeal creatures, dead creatures. The lore is that they’re undead.
The gym coach has the power to expel students but doesn’t know the word expulsion
E X P E L A T I O N
I thought he said exspelliumus
@@azzpine2323 no it was expelliarmus
E X P E L A T I O NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@chocolatefloof8859 nO It WaS eXtRuLlIsIaMfAbRiCmEnT-
EX-SU-RU-SPO-LO-SHIN
bully: *bullies kid*
Lele: stop
*BULLY RATE DROPS TO 0%*
👏
LMFAO
If he had started bullying Lele instead, that would have been the perfect ending.
Stop having asthma symptoms h
Just breathe
*Ah yes, all bullies have dropped dead.*
AHH CONGRATS ON 6 MILLION DANNY!!! ILY❤❤
the building for my major in college has mostly cinderblock classrooms. shit was depressing lol
You know who is your high school bully 99% of the time *actually* is?
• a toxic friend.
• a really smart kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else cuz they take AP classes.
• that one teacher who has some sort of vendetta against you that you will never find out why they hate you. You most likely just resemble their 3rd spouse they divorced.
• jimmy tatro if you’re in any movie about high school.
Or u told that teacher you wouldn’t date him 🥴😂
Jas mine are my toxic friends that i have been stuck with for 8 years😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@erducks624 wtf
Wait, what about a footballer that is more athletic than you and is jealous because your family life is stable?
kichi uwu dont mind me 😂😂🥴
Fun fact: a middle school in my town (not the one I went to) had a gym teacher that forced a kid with a heart condition to run and the kid ended up dying
omg this is so sad! my preyers goes to their family
Holy fuck. I hope that teacher lives with that regret for the rest of his life. Wtf is wrong with people?
Omg noooo!!
thats not a fun fact thats a morbid and sad fact
@@thelovelyhufflepuff1944 oh they definitely got firef
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
fr danny im a teen and i gen relate to you and you're videos are so comforting
"What's up Greg it's me Danny"
What's up Danny it's me Greg
i love your pfp so much
@@carolinedodd6631 THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK 😭
@@ferdavila4560 your so welcomeeeeee❤️❤️❤️
😐
Smart
Steps On How Not To Get Bullied.
1. Be the bully
2. And join Greg
3. burn the school down
4 Get a boyfriend to kill 3 bullies
5. Frame it as suicide
6. Blow up school
1. prepare freezer
2. get bully
3. _shove bully in freezee_
Gosh the replies are gruesome 😂 I love it
1. Find a bully
2. kindly ask him/her to stop
3. be best friends forever and make fun of people
4. idk I just felt like making it an even number
Me in high school: is completely silent and minds my own business - other high schoolers: also is completely silent and minds there own business
we didn't really have bullies at my high school b/c everyone was super focused on their GPA and we were all assholes.
tbh bullying never looked like that even at my super overcrowded public schools. it was always your ‘friends’ slowly wearing you down with insults and then saying ‘just kidding’ as though that makes it okay and then you’re researching plastic surgery at age 12 because your peers made you fucking hate yourself before you were even a teenager. or maybe that was just me idk
edit: that’s not to say that classic hollywood bullying never existed tho. my grandma went to school in the ‘60s and ‘70s, and her classmates always did stereotypical bully shit like knocking her books out of her hands and blatantly insulting her appearance (in a non-joking way i mean). they probly would’ve harassed her for money too if she’d had any
Danny : looks like he is in high school
Also Danny : ALREADY MARRIED
@Davin Murph?
Isabella Gorman yep, he looks so damn young like WHAT
BAntony what? Can you speak in English? I mean SMH means my head so why did you say it twice? Young face would still be Danny because it’s HIS face so…
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe r/woosh
Why is it that the most fights happen in the replies
I had a gym teacher who made a girl who had just had surgery on her knee run the mile. A few years later she had to have another surgery on her knee because it hadn’t healed right. The sad thing is that wasn’t one of the main reasons he was fired.
....dare I ask what _was_ the main reason?
@@AllLifeIsTravesty same here
I think it was because the football team wasn’t doing well and he was the coach
@@badportraits8379 .....Somehow it being *not* for another abuse of power makes it worse.
@@AllLifeIsTravesty checks out though
why has like no one ever addressed how danny would say like stuff for merch but loud music would play instead 😭😭
I forget about the copyright thing every time I go to watch an old Danny video and the end of the video hits me like a freight train
The gym teacher definitely said ”expilation” when he wanted to expel that one kid rather than “expulsion”.
Human logic.
I’ll be honest, I thought he was doing a Harry Potter spell at first.
Netflix: let’s make a movie about high schoolers!
Who should we cast? What about Morgan freeman!
Nah, David Spade
not to forget Bruce Willis
Morgan Freeman is always an acceptable option. Listen to his smooth voice
He can play a principal. He already did in lean on me
Morgan Freeman: “I’m a high schooler!”
Morgan Freeman voiceover: “He was, in fact, *n o t* a high schooler.
the cinderblock room they held their class in at some point was the most realistic part of the whole video personally because my high school put all their funding into sports and nothing else. we had falling apart textbooks and cinderblock classrooms with no windows, it was unreal???
11:57 no, but in elementary school on like field trips and stuff you’d kinda like… stink eye the other schools. Nobody said anything. Just pure unbridled animosity between a bunch of 10 year olds who had never even met each other.
I can't look at my old high school without pooping either.
Danny??
Mrs Space Cadet why ou trying to expose Danny
It's really awkward for me because I basically live next door to mine.
Lanster Phillips he's a horrible person and needs to be exposed for being a cult leader 😂😂😂
Thats why I take detours if Im about to drive past my highschool
Hi Greg I'm a kid just like you!!!
Danny Gonzalez hello greg
wow
Danny Gonzalez play fortnite with me please
LOL
LOVE ME DANNY
My high school was rival with another one not far from it;we were cordial in general but like the first day of school they would come to prank us,like throwing flour and stuff. Same when we had just before the exams in december a festive day in Geneva and one year it got quite violent because they were throwing eggs and one student almost got blind,a teacher got injured + students had alcohol poisoning at like 8am. The later years it was fine,just throwing shaving cream and flour,not too violent (it's been a decade since i left so no idea how it is now)
"it would suck if I start getting grey hairs soon"- Danny Gonzalez only a few years before it happened
no one:
bully: tAkeS oFf BrAcES
Casually peeling of braces. A classic bully maneuver
@@eldritchabomination9726 I used to have braces and that made me cringe so very hard.
@@fawnieee since you've had braces, can you confirm that the brackets are literally GLUED ON to your teeth?
@@eldritchabomination9726 I can, in fact, the glue they use is so strong that they literally have to sand paper it off with a machine (not painful just feels strange) in order to remove it! I'm pretty sure ripping it off, if you somehow have the strength to, like shown in this video would also remove a few teeth too, that stuff sticks on no matter what you do.
Raeleene Snider Can also confirm, as I still have braces,
Danny: anyone above the age of 26 will immediately be put to death
Me, a 24 year old: thank god, only two more years left
shirleytodd1 Me, someone turning 26 next month: yaaay :D
I just turned 25 last Sunday. I am basically looking at my calendar, the way people on death row must look at them.
I'm 24 too! There's not many of us. We gotta stick together guys.
shirleytodd1
Damn I’m 16 lmao
shirleytodd1 -counts fingers starting to tear up- shit i still got 9 years of this life thing.
danny in this video: haha it would be crazy if i was going gray already!
danny now: ...well you see-
(love the video dude! you rock and i think the gray streak is cool!)
watching the beginning where he talks about going grey soon is so cool to watch in retrospect
Lele: *bullies kindergartners
Principal: Lele stop
Lele: iTs Ok iM lAtInA
🅱️🆎tIN🆎
Teacher in my school punish bullies...EXCEPT WHEN IT'S ME! Also my teacher said videogames are like drugs. What the fuck
@@unnamed_rayan7877 your teacher is 100% a bad boomer stereotype.
@@MidnightWanderer00 i know
ME EEE 🤣🤣🤣
I always put eyeliner before I make fun of others
yeah me too actually i thought i was the only one
don't forget your denim vest
Not Meghan spikes
0:35 oh little does he know
That’s what I thought 😂
Each of these videos are like bad SNL skits.
Also me about to be 27, when you said everyone older than 26 to be put down lmao I laughed so hard.
Finally sweet release of death