Unintentionally Terrifying Children's Videos
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- čas přidán 3. 05. 2024
- This is the most unintentionally scary thing I think I've ever seen. And it's for kids!!! Today I'm doing some reacting to the Billion Surprise Toys channel because a ton of people tagged me in one of their videos.
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"Lets together bath" sounds like something a kinky kidnapper would say
sour cream do u watch BoJack Horseman
Ikr
A kidnapper with no grasp on English
soooooooooo true
sour cream bescuse Me
The Ice Cream Guy has forward-facing eyes. It implies that their species is a predator.
My god
It was a trap all along, the ice cream... the kids...
That ice cream cone person is drugging those kiddos to eat them
makes it worse how they're targeting children
I think they eat the same way pengwings do from Subnautica Below Zero
oh my god
I can’t believe Danny didn’t comment on how abnormally large the baby was sitting next to the parents in the ice cream video
That's what I was thinking 🤣
i want to like but it’s at 420 and i don’t wanna mess that up 😔
Giving birth must’ve been like trying to shoot a commercial airliner out of a cannon
Ik-
Exactly i noticed that too😂🤣
I can't get over how giant the toddlers are-
I feel so bad for the mom because she had to push that thing out of her 💀
What about whoever gave birth to the fridge!?
@@unplannedautopsyHELP OMG I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT THAT…
@@glxwytxlips The sussy and zesty fridge is your new paralysis demon as of now.
@@unplannedautopsy STOP 😭
Man, imagine the size of that hole…
Pause.
call me pista cause I got green
Hi imma fan
Hi
Haii
ESCADA
Jarvis Johnson hey please reply I watch your videos that was funny
The babies ARE giants. That’s why their feet cause impact tremors.
Y e s
THANK U
THEY’RE LIKE THE MASSIVE BABY
Yes
Yeah I was thinking that how the baby's have 2 ft tall head
It’s baffling to me that this was made before AI generated content farms implying this was lovingly handcrafted by a 3d animator locked in a basement somewhere
Bahahahaha I didn’t even think about that 😭😭😭
I literally can only think abt that especially with pre-AI stuff. Human hands. Human hands made this.
Baffling but also quite comforting
Ai is literally better than this
@@Cryodrakon2me when I lie
5 years later and I still come back to this video mostly for the bars. That rap verse lives in my head rent free.
same my friend, same. i wish there was an extended version
same.. i come back for it often
yeah, why is nobody talking about that fire
youre so real for this
fr tho why was it lowkey good 😭
“Is your refrigerator running”
“No he’s taking a shit”
“Then go ca- what”
First reply
See ya when this comment blows up
L a x i t i v e s
If this blows up I'm just gonna leave this comment here reminding people to check out the commenters because then the commenter seems to get subscribers without being hated.
@@MichaelR1275 LOL, same.
Ezra
The shot of the Refrigerators back hunched over as it turns around is fucking terrifying
Yeah like y is no one talking about that??? Y did they add that in??
its like its having a panic attack like "the world is slowly ending" "why am i even here" "what is the meaning of life" "we're all gonna die one day" and then it just WHIPS around.
h c yeah! It’s like “M Y L I F E I S A L I V I N G H E L L” then like “ Oh hello sweet child! ^^”
Yes. I decided to die after that.
I think it was
Y'know......
Lyrics: 11:55
I got lots of money
I got lots of cars
Im the bar ice cream, coming through with the bars
(Ahh yuh)
All iced out, but I got no cream
Call me pista, cause I got green
Melt some grape up in my lean
May be cold, but I bring that heat.
Thanks you for this 🙏🙏🙏 I need this for my song cover.
7:31 I am surprised he did not catch the fact that the child on the bench was significantly sized up. Notice that the child's head's diameter is about twice that of the father's head. He doesn't look like a child, he looks like an entirely different species when placed next to an adult human.
Yeah! LOL
Holy duck! I never noticed that before!
@@barbieoftheweek I just looked at the background for a second and found it very weird
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Yeah, but are you?"
"Then go find- wait what?"
*refrigerator comes crashing into the room*
I love this comment
u n d e r r a t e d
Why did we all decide to go back to specifically this video in the past four days
That would be terrifying
Lmaooo
I didn’t get the ad Danny... IM MAD
Me neither :(
Same
Sameee
SAME
nAh me too
"It's like if someone from India was trying to speak English with a French accent"
Holy shit he's right.
Holy shit he's too right
the fact that the creepy ass refrigerator used my name at 4:41 gave me a fucking heart attack💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The refrigerator is going for you chiya
@@Illegalchild6000 ayo the doorbell just rang lemme go check-
. . . _ _ _ . . .
@professional_introvert2468 hold up! Your name is Chiya?! You better sleep with one eye open every single night!!!!
producer: how much autotune do you want?
bIlLiOn SuRpRiSe ToYs: YES MOMMY.
You forgot the first ‘r’ in surprise and thus your capital-lowercase alternation was screwed up.
ecstasy.apostasy chill bruh
ecstasy.apostasy im sorry. i feel so attacked.
@Emma Jane
I am chill, what?
ecstasy.apostasy lol nvm
Imagine breaking into a house and then the fridge comes running after you. It's a great security measure.
you just made my day with that comment
Hey, is your fridge running
Ikr
Imagine the pizza delivery man ringing the doorbell and the fridge answers it
That would be terrifying! Lol.
Even more terrifying would be if the fridge started begging for help if you didn't attack it.
Which is likely. Given how it is scared in the video.
“Open your door.” Is the equivalent to “cut open your stomach and give me your insides.”
now that i think about it that actually sounds horrifying
Maybe thats why it always lies and says it doesn't have the stuff
HA HA HA
Did he ever release a full bar ice cream rap EP or am I just gonna have to live out my days knowing that lyrical masterpiece will never go beyond a single verse?
No
But for real, why did they make the fridge scared.
The food is it’s organs and it slowly sacrifices itself for the family, but the torture causes so much emotional turmoil and had a mental break down but had to pole it together for the children
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 keep going
@@misnomer6345 papa want food, food is refrigerator, refrigerator go to farm upstate
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 thank you
The refrigerator is being farmed for food it's organs and kidneys slowly being sacrificed to the let's together bath family the refrigerator is aware of its faith but remains silent knowing it will end badly for them.
Imagine giving birth and the doctor’s like
“It’s a *...refrigerator?*
The doctor: tf is this?
And then everyone stares in confusion and then papa just goes "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The doctor: *what type of witchcraft is this*
*the doctors all look at the wife, which turns out to be an inanimate kitchen appliance, then stare at papa, still laughing hysterically*
Doctor: did you just...have sex with a fridge?
The rewatchability of this video is insane
literally watched it 3 times this week 💀
Thank you for picking this apart. My kid loves this and it’s nice to know someone out there willingly shared in our pain haha.
girl plz have your kid watch something that isn't so brainrotted
Pista is pistachio in Hindi, leading me to believe this channel is run by Indians who are teaching English, but learning English themselves
Clearly they don’t know English
It's Indian channel for sure
ye like what is this
the accent is so clearly Indian, I could tell the first time I heard it. I did a bit of digging and apparently the company is based in Kerala, India.
It is Indian
whats more horrifying is how the children are like almost the same size as their parents
Bro the baby's heads are huge 💀
i dont like the new power puff girls reboot
The kids’ heads are like 10x bigger than their parents lmao
@@blobcat2802 perfect way to sum up my mom.
a grown woman who acts like a baby
@@juliefarrell6688
Uh…. are you and your mom okay?
I looked up Billion Surprise Toys on my school computer and it kicked me out and said “Reason: Adult Content”
On youtube or just google?
Just google
this was the first video I’d watched of danny and for some reason before I got into him I assumed he posted tiktok thirst traps so you could probably imagine my confusion when in the first ever video I see of him he analysed a sentient fridge on a children’s channel so deeply- now I am a dedicated Greg I suppose
Part of the Greg, part of the subscribe button
Imagine having to tell people you’re a voice actor for Billion Surprise Toys
"hey i heard you were a voice actor"
"oh yeah i am, i voice the ice cream from billion surprise toys!!!"
*silence*
*silence*
It sounds like there's just one, everything else is sfx
Johny is sans
I would die trying
@@fennec.15 why is your comment being translated by google to “johny is without”
So...in a month will I wake up a wizard?
bloü yes i saw the ad and i already subscribed in over a month so...... i am a thicc wizard now!
Yep
Yer a wizard bloü
I should already be a mega wizard by now
I’m actually a vampire now bc of how long I’ve been greg
2:09
The pause before “…refrigerator” is comedic genius.
I think the fridge was calling the ppl its parents because those are actually the characters’ NAMES. The company decided to just call them the parents because…well, it’s a kids show.
HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKISHLY LONG AND SLENDER ARMS ALL THE OBJECTS HAVE!??
And can I point out who keeps the ice cream in the fridge part not the freezer part
Also how does it keep the food cold
DUDE THE DAMN FRIDGES ARMS
Omg
Why is no one talking about the random kids song in the end????????
@@suclavin I was confused.
“I know he’s dressed like a person but he’s still a gorilla”
Finally a way to sum up my brother in one sentence
THE TSUI PROFILE PICTURE 😭✋
The gorilla is Harambee
Its yo brother
@@lukemckinnon6784 RIP Harambe
@@rollingremy7313 she's tired of Mineta's shit
i rewatch this vid sm cause its still so funny n comforting 😭
Same!!!
Danny's theory that the food is the fridge's organs is especially terrifying at 3:42 because it implies that the fridge is EATING ITSELF
Oh no.....
That’s also why it’s shiny. It’s covered in a stomach like acid so it will not digest itself from the outside in. Some claim this is an exoskeleton but if so it’s a very rubbery one.
i’d pay money just to see a full version of that rap
Same😂
YAAS!
Sooo true
I NEED it!
Yeeeeeessssss
Please release a Green Pista mix tape.
Nerd City If the rap is so good, is it still fire despite being ice cream?
Felix the Sloth even though you didn’t ask me, YES
We got Johnny and Chia on the track
Yes papa
Bar Ice Cream/Rusty Cage collab when
I remember seeing Billion Surprise Toys playing on the TVs at an Indian restaurant my family went to. Later that evening my sister was watching this video. Truly a moment of all time.
R.I.P you and your sister's missing brain cells!!!💀😭💀😭
It's been five years but I still sometimes get out of bed singing "I'm gonna wake up now papa"
You are a true Billion surprise toys fan!!!
Yayy
nobody:
billion surprise toys: *T H E R E C O M E T H E B A L L I C E C R E A M*
Does ball Icecream actually exist...
THERE HE COME
@@melissaray8722 yes in asian countries
The other L in ball is on the 2nd line and it says lice cream....
DOWN THE SLIDE
LOOKIN PRETTY CREEPY
- John, John.
- Yes, father?
- Have you been illegally consuming a sweet substance called sugar?
- I am denying this statement, my father.
- Are you making statements that are not truthful?
- I deny, father.
- Unveil your mouth for me to see if you have been lying or telling the truth.
- Subtle laughter.
This is
brilliant
It cost you nothing to not write this
Me, Myself, and I But I did it anyway
@@ryan_klaudt It cost me brain cells for figuring out your comment
Imagine a video like that in the 1800s or something. John John would be a viral sensation
11:52 this has been stuck in my head for days
Ok but when they say to open the door, the fridge has this noticable white sheen over its eyes... *every time*
The every time text I thought was a show more text and clicked it lmaaao
The bar ice cream rap is Danny's most underrated joke
sorry if i'm out of context but your F.F pfp is cute. thanks, we love our favorite plankton!
I like planktons in dead bodies. They're very cute
Why is everyone only commenting about my pfp what
@@aarcade6676 Because we are JoJo fans and this is what we do
@@yahalomren what is F.F? i don’t watch jojo’s bizarre adventure
WHY THE HELL WAS THAT RAP VERSE LIKE....SURPRISINGLY GOOD???
Rosco I agree
Because Young Face made a surprise appearance!!
Rosco OKAY LIKE FR THO
AND ALSO CATCHY??????
because we were listening to shit throughout the whole video until the rap verse
I keep hearing people say that this video was deleted from CZcams. I went to their CZcams channel and I scrolled through their videos until I found it. This video still exists
Bst took their video down and restored it at the same time ur just lucky lmao
I LOVE HOW MASSIVE ARE THE KIDS HEADS THEY ARE BIGGER THAN ADULTS
Imagine how painful it was for the mom to birth those huge babies.
Edit: lol these responses are hilarious.
@@notcarma3874 wtf
Maybe, just maybe they aren't her babies. Not even babies at all, but ALIENS.
@@Mossarchives wait what did they say? They deleted the comment.
It's better to not think about it...
Their heads probably got stuck
This gives a whole new meaning to "is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes shut up now i gotta go catch it"
Johnny can you help stepdaddy C H A D
Is your subzero chillifrater running?
Well then you better go catch it
(Grinch)
Lol
@@madisonweyandt6631 I am the grinch. >:(
it does and i wouldnt let the refrigerator by my child
AHHHH I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE BILLIONSUPRISETOYS HQ IS A WALKING DISTANCE FROM MY HOUSE
NO WAAAYY
VISIT IT NOW JOIN THEM!!!!!
Now ask if they can add Papa back!!!
If you see a pink rectangular figure running for its life, it’s like shoplifting. You think you saw it? No u didn’t
I’m still worried about that damn fridge…WHY WAS THE FRIDGE SCARED??? WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THAT POOR FRIDGE???
Thanks for being concerned about him!!😭🧊🩷😭🧊🩷🧊
"I don't want a fridge with a personality"
- Danny Gonzalez 2018
to be fair who does
itsamemarioo osu pApA
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone who watched Aphmau's Doodle Date
*PERSONALITY ( ×////×)*
Just give me my SOURCES
watching this 3 years later and “call me pista cause i got green” is still unironically one of the greatest bars of all time
Three years later but this vidoe is still legendary
This video makes me laugh every time
Yes
I re-remembered this bc I saw a bar ice cream clip
and “i might be cool, but i bring that heat”
10:13 I love how Danny actually sounds mad that the kid really wants ice cream 😭✋
Theory: It's a metaphor for sexually or just using people.
The fridge doesn't want people reaching inside of it and taking what's in it, causing severe distress as it tries laughing it off and showing no sadness. It only shows it's fear as it's back is turned to people so they don't see it. The person feels like they're less than human, and only an object you can open up and consume it's innards to other people, hence why they're portrayed as a fridge.
That is a sad and heartbreaking theory! It makes sense! Reminds me of the song "Tunnel vision " by Melanie Martinez!!
Alternative title:
Couple takes fridge hostage, then abuse it when it doesn’t give them the organs they request and fridge is forced to laugh and oblige
I- this got dark as shit okay then
@@absinthehelber2743 uh...yeah I agree
Just rolls off the tongue.
😐
@@thisrandomguywhodoesstuff yes
plot twist: The ice cream people are actually singing "I scream"
There comes the ball I scream
There come the cone I scream
Your pfp
okay but what the heck is up with your pfp....
😳😳
* in a creepy raspy french accent * BELION SUPRI TOU
Maybe the fridge is their kid, but the allele to be a fridge is recessive and both the parents are heterozygous in their fridge genes
Damn, you better at alleles and genetics than I am!!!😂😂😂
Danny's hatred of smart fridges started a lot earlier than I thought
I know
I just watched his most recent vid and oml yeah xddd
danny lore
BAHAH
Yeah
in India, everyone calls pistachios "Pista"
Correct
Not only india, its the whole south asia lol
Oh so Danny was right
They are indian
@@nevadash yes, I’m surprised a white guy caught that, no offense to him, but to some other peopel
@@shankaka_99 why to other people?
It’s been exactly 5 years, is anyone else still watching this masterpiece?
Me
6:20 to be fair we do speak 1 of the most Frankensteined nonsensical languages ever
the dad is laughing hysterically at everything because it’s the only thing keeping him from sobbing in despair
My man is traumatized beyond recovery. Not only did he adopt a half human half fridge and buys his kids baby ice creams sold by their own parent to be eaten alive, there's a hippie gorilla walking around the neighbourhood and he's just trying to together bath with his family
@@yipppppeeeeee647 Their heads are bigger than their torsos. Just look at 7:33
Let’s together sad 💀💀
Lmao True
This video is so funny
That refrigerator has got no *_s a u c e_*
"Where is the fucking lambsauce"
gimme chotalotee8
@@jess-xt1nm "Wheres the lamb sauce" is how it actually goes
No ketchup just sauce
*s a u c e n o t k e t c h u p*
I love this! Dude, your comments on this refrigerator video is having me laughing the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t want my refrigerator to be creepy. I’m subscribing to your channel!
At 5:20, when the fridge is turning around, you can see that it is made of flesh... They probably skinned it
The toddler's head is literally bigger than his dad's torso.
Papa is a skinny legend
@Gabe Boyd All of them
That's what i said😂
XD
not only that but i really don't think the kid's mom could've fucking handled giving birth to a kid with those proportions
“Lets together bath” sounds like what some kid would say to avoid it being filtered in a Roblox chat.
play roblox
can agree
SO TRUE
@The Fusion Show YES YES YES
@The Fusion Show OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT VIDEO
@The Fusion Show YESSSS
Thinking about the fact that 4 years have past since the first time I saw one of his videos and now he's going to be a dad...
WHAT A DAD I'VE BEEN BING WATCHING HIS 4 YEAR OLD VIDEO LMAO
This is the single most funniest video I’ve seen, along with the sequel. “Johnny Johnny” is the best Danny song
Okay this is definitely Indian. We do call pistachios 'pista' in India . Don't ask me where the weirdness comes from , that's just them.
I know right..
The accent and singing sold it for me tbh.
The only criticism I have is:
_what the fuck is going on???_
I know that singing and animating a really popular children's rhyme is overused but,
Loving the creativity motive but,
There's absolutely NO thing good sounding from this studio 😭
Yeah...And I've never heard anyone pronounce 'chocolate' and 'sauces' like they do..
Ball ice creams are also a thing in India hahaha
I knew it was Indian as soon as I heard the accent. What the hell were these Indians thinking?
Is nobody going to talk about HOW FRICKIN HUGE THE BABIES ARE
I was looking for this comment THANK YOU
Honestly there bigger then there parents
Fucking titan babies
The parents gave them too much sauwces and choculates (I don’t know how to spell it the way they pronounced it)
Their heads are legit the size of exercise balls
Thank you for actually recognizing badminton (and knowing how to pronounce it)
Ball icecream is an actual thing, You shake it and than it’ll slowly have ice cream in it and you can also buy Mochi which I guess is also oke
Moral of the ice cream story: sell your children
The story was way **WAY** to late to teach me that
Once again, to late to teach me that
That's why they say "I scream".
The Breakdown
Mommy, what happened to sally?
Oh, we sold her so some strangers so they can eat her
...
THE END
Buy them on the black market.
Imagine 20 years from now the kids who watched this weird stuff will look back on it and say "Ohh, Billion Surprise Toys was my childhood" with tears of nostalgia in their eyes...
Oh god please no
No
Ah billon surprise toys I used to love that Chanel hey could you get me some pista
Those people probably grew up as serial killers
It feels like one of those things were you'd be like "Wow, how did I watch this shit as a child?"
I CANT BREATHE 12:14 THE ICE CREAM MIGOS RAP LOL
There's a body in the fridge...
(fridge lore)
The fridge kills kids by living in their homes joining their families making them love him and trust him but then.......KILLS THE KIDS
But hey that's just a theory a FRIDGE THEORY
Why do the pants on the ice cream cone make me even more uncomfortable. They're too casual
24 Frames Of Nick love ur channel
24 Frames Of Nick let’s just take them off ;)
hey Nick!
oh hey nick
Bc it's a cone! Why does it have e two legs??
The rap verse was dope ass fuck, imagine the whole song was danny rapping about different types of ice cream
We need a full version
"all iced out but I got no cream, homies pista cause I got that green" LIKE EXCUSE ME he did not have to go that hard 😭😭
Agreed
ikr
@@arby327 agreed
It’s 2023, it’s been 5 years, and I’m back again. Why is this my comfort video lol.
3:51
I'm dying 😂
"REAAAHEA"
11:54
Danny's Rap Replay Button
I feel like the part with the refrigerator's existential crisis should be talked more.
litdemolisher 2003 this is like my fifth time watching this video and i’m still so concerned about the poor refrigerators well being
Holy cow u have 666 likes
litdemolisher 2003 yeah right
That refrigerator may be uncanny, but for some reason I still kinda feel bad for it
lowkey afraid its gonna snap and eat the children
Is anyone else wondering why the ice cream was in the fridge and not the freezer
Me BTW im sub to you
*fbi wants to now your location* lol your right
@@mememan3495 know*not now now means do it look up the definition of know and then now
Me
Me
Now he has his own kid to watch Billion Suprise Toys with.
Danny got a kid?
@Janewilliams16 yep he's a father now!!!
ive watched this video so many times just to hear the icecream song. also the bar ice cream dropping bars was amazing
Can we just talk about the fact that the kid's head is bigger than Papa's whole torso at 7:33
that’s... that’s horrific
Yeah..... wth
I'm never going to be the same after clicking on that timestamp
OMG EXACTLY HOW THE HELL DID DANNY NOT TALK ABOUT THAT
Also, on that, how the fuck does the mum give birth to those chibi-children?? Also how big would the baby bump be with those giant heads???? Am I thinking too far into this??????
I’m Indian, and I know that’s Indian people trying to sing,
But that is not normal in India
Dhairya Gupta ikr
Not only are they singing but singing with a weird accent
Dhairya Gupta waits what does that mean
Lmfaooooo they’re trying really hard to speak in an American accent that’s literally how they think the American accent sounds lol
rurusiddi ohhhhhh lol
What if the dad made the robot fridge and programmed it to refer to him as "papa"
CONTEXT: fridge tries to steal ice cream
the child was rejected at boss baby casting
a u t u m n o
💀💀
OM FLIPEN GOD YASSSSSS😂
a u t u m n lol
The baby looks at the screen... help me THEIR HOLDING ME HOSTAGE
"MA THEY'RE SELLING
*CHOCK-O-LEET"*
😄😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hmm ive decided that im not keeping this at 69 likes
"But mom, I want the SAWSES
çhauočkælëêets
KOCK OH LEEKTI
comfort video frfr
fr- the amount of times I’ve watched this is actually terrifying
@@ur_localdumblonde same
Me too!!!
the fact hes more concerned about a gorilla and not a walking talking ice cream cone is crazy
"I'M COLD BUT I BRING THAT *HEAT* "
*DIES*
Omar Mohy MAybe cOld but I got that *hEAT*
*Lmaoooo*
imagine a human selling tiny baby's to feed to baby ice creams in a park
I like that thought. It represents a part of humanity.
@@sixxisamagicnumber wait there are people who do this
They distract the baby ice creams with children and eat them after.
r/cursedcomments
Okay now this reminded me of JB's Instagram baby posts with #yummy
I'm going to see that living talking ice cream cone at the foot of my bed at 3am , just staring at me and licking ice cream menacingly. And all i can do is scream uncontrollably.
BRO THE "just COME- dont ask any questions. lets together bath" GOT BE SO BAAD