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  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 Před 2 lety +10667

    stop this Penelope slander... the reason they didn't fly away years ago was because Penelope couldn't fly. We'll be expecting a formal apology on the virgin podcast immediately.

    • @maxx6068
      @maxx6068 Před 2 lety +82

      wait then how could she fly at the end??

    • @floraslife8789
      @floraslife8789 Před 2 lety +549

      @@maxx6068 she practiced it and got good at it

    • @SignFromAngels
      @SignFromAngels Před 2 lety +294

      I hate that I knew that and thought of it immediately

    • @lilichong7941
      @lilichong7941 Před 2 lety +9

      I LOVE YOU 😂

    • @saraali9631
      @saraali9631 Před 2 lety +28

      @@maxx6068 her dad taught her (pretty sure)

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice Před 2 lety +5031

    She “looks like what stubbing your toe feels like.” Makes so little sense, it makes perfect sense. Also it’s not just you, the Barbie children are terrifying.

    • @dudemanjones1118
      @dudemanjones1118 Před 2 lety +61

      She kinda looks like a sim from the sims 2

    • @redhammer92
      @redhammer92 Před 2 lety +30

      I dont get it, but i totally get it.

    • @Eternal_Sufferring
      @Eternal_Sufferring Před 2 lety +2

      Copypasted face

    • @Lumina_Solaris
      @Lumina_Solaris Před 2 lety +11

      The dolls themselves looked pretty accurate to that movie depiction, too. I remember having them. I didn't think it was weird at the time, because all of the barbie children had those foreheads

    • @nao-bo4yz
      @nao-bo4yz Před 2 lety +6

      @@Lumina_Solaris yea the earlier movies were modeled after the look of the dolls. the whole point was to sell them after all. but they changed the animation style so kelly doesnt look terrifying anymore lol

  • @reydraws1510
    @reydraws1510 Před 11 měsíci +4056

    As someone who was an avid barbie watcher growing up. The Weasel is not an outlier. Almost every barbie movie has a horny evil animal sidekick.
    He's not even the only one who moans!

  • @jbangel831
    @jbangel831 Před 11 měsíci +2817

    It's been almost two years since this came out and "~Rapunzel is bald now~" still pops in my head at the most unexpected moments.

    • @Camila-vv5ox
      @Camila-vv5ox Před 9 měsíci +53

      LMFAOO ME TOO TAHTS WHY IM WATCHING IT IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL DAY

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer Před 9 měsíci

      @@Camila-vv5ox For me it's the "so no Hedwig?" sdlfjsdo;fksd;fkd ;_;

    • @coffingxrl
      @coffingxrl Před 9 měsíci

      @@Camila-vv5ox*b a l l s*

    • @ZillMob
      @ZillMob Před 9 měsíci +39

      I want a full rapunzel is bald now song

    • @lucystylinson-fanaccount
      @lucystylinson-fanaccount Před 8 měsíci +12

      LMAO SAME THOUGH 💀

  • @Pandcake123
    @Pandcake123 Před 2 lety +3134

    Penelope couldn’t fly over the wall because she was afraid of heights! And her friends were understanding of that and didn’t push her! Cmon kurtis, pay attention dude…

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses Před 2 lety +73

      smh

    • @MSadamgasm
      @MSadamgasm Před 2 lety +177

      Yes!!! And her father neglected her and only when he finally accepted her for who she was she was able to concur her fears and be herself

    • @emmavaccova8695
      @emmavaccova8695 Před 2 lety +3

      @Growth Mindset thank you! Im really stressed abt my exam and this really made me smile 🥰🥺

    • @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg
      @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg Před 2 lety

      t_@@@MSadamgasm w[[H{/TQ}

    • @Miss.Malibu
      @Miss.Malibu Před 2 lety +9

      Someone's a Barbie stan 🙄✋ /j

  • @GrandmaGlitter23
    @GrandmaGlitter23 Před 2 lety +7776

    If Kurtis doesn't use Barbie saying "balls" as a recurring sound in his videos I gotta be honest...
    I'll be mildly disappointed

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 Před 2 lety +60

      Same here honestly

    • @luxfromdmc
      @luxfromdmc Před 2 lety +163

      lmao, add it to the virgin podcast sound board-

    • @kittenmittons_
      @kittenmittons_ Před 2 lety +22

      insert macdoesit here

    • @azi1936
      @azi1936 Před 2 lety +56

      me too, that and the weasel's moan

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 2 lety +51

      He's going to replace the extra greeting with barbie saying balls

  • @theonlyrosy
    @theonlyrosy Před rokem +991

    I distinctly remember a time when I was like 6 and the bratz pixie movie came on at a sleepover while everyone was asleep except for me. Watching the bratz gang turn a tree into their mom as a tired first grader was the most vividly trippy moment in my life

  • @carolinegaddy5650
    @carolinegaddy5650 Před rokem +603

    “hey, why stay on topic when you can simply not” is now one of my favorite phrases of all time

  • @kelleynicholle7228
    @kelleynicholle7228 Před 2 lety +11574

    As a girl named Kelley with a big ass forehead I’ve never felt more attacked.

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool Před 2 lety +200

      Girl, you ain't got a big forehead

    • @Nr.1JoyFan
      @Nr.1JoyFan Před 2 lety +544

      I'm sure your forehead is beautiful, but *Kelly* on the other hand

    • @Z0EY49
      @Z0EY49 Před 2 lety +26

      @@madi_is_very_cool she kinda does 😭

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool Před 2 lety +8

      @@Z0EY49 not really lol

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool Před 2 lety +6

      @Lala uh I was just saying, *I* think she doesn't

  • @sabrinathegreat931
    @sabrinathegreat931 Před 2 lety +2273

    As a kid I hated that Bratz doll shoes were attached to their feet, so any time you wanted to change their shoes you had to remove the whole foot and just replace it with a new foot. As an irresponsible child who lost all their shoes, i had a bunch of Bratz dolls amputated at the ankle which was a bummer.

    • @sagittariusgurl818
      @sagittariusgurl818 Před 2 lety +169

      👁👄👁 I forgot about that problem omg *memory unlocked*

    • @papadong8100
      @papadong8100 Před 2 lety +59

      I remember being really disappointed because they didn't have feet to chew lol

    • @canyonmoon3773
      @canyonmoon3773 Před 2 lety +9

      HONEY I GET WHAT UR SAYING AT THE END PLS NO-

    • @imaniblack5291
      @imaniblack5291 Před 2 lety +2

      BRO SAME

    • @bubaaaaaaaaa
      @bubaaaaaaaaa Před 2 lety +2

      FR THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO

  • @aubreejobizzarro1208
    @aubreejobizzarro1208 Před rokem +1577

    Bratz was basically the iconic Y2K doll and Barbie was still stuck in the 70s as far as fashion and inclusivity goes. I think Bratz was more inclusive of the black community and their pop culture contributions to that area of 1990/2000s as far as style, skin tone, fashion etc. Bratz were what cool girls had. It’s that era feel for some reason. When I got older and Monster High dolls came out I lost my mind. I was just a little too old for dolls but I adored them because they were gothic and cool and different. I also remember Moxie dolls being super cool. They were a mix of Bratz dolls with big heads/eyes/lips but they had detachable wigs (like Polly pockets of the era) AND they were bendable/posable with better proportions than Barbie. Barbie was JUST beginning to make bendable and posable Barbie’s en mass at the time from what I can remember, and there wasn’t much difference in body composition. I think a few years back I saw a thicker Barbie. I think she was advertised as “Mom” Barbie which tbh kind of rude. She had thicker thighs and waist essentially. I also saw recently a disco Barbie, she had an Afro and a really cool dress! But I’m unsure if it was a Mattel doll. I think Barbie did help with encouraging young girls to pursue stem fields, and encouraged girls to pursue higher education. My favorite Barbie from my childhood was one of the “Surfer” Barbies. They had proportionally big feet that did not fit into Barbie shoes. She was a black Barbie and smelled like coconuts and honestly she was cool and pretty AF. Like her hair was amazing. Looking back, a little weird that she was a surfer Barbie and there wasn’t just a regular black Barbie, but I think I was 8 at the time so what can you do. I really do like that Mattel has branched out with their inclusivity in their doll lines, but I think when it comes to girl’s toys, everything is going to be scrutinized heavily about “what it is teaching them”. It’s sort of ridiculous the type of pressure that’s out there and I don’t feel that there is the same heavy stigmatism around boys action figures. I think that people will be people, and have insecurities, no matter if they play with a 1950s Barbie or a 2022 Barbie, or if they play with a G.I. Joe or a WWE wrestling figure. We put too much pressure on obtaining perfection in the culture, regardless of toys and what they look like.

    • @luccianadavilacastello5362
      @luccianadavilacastello5362 Před rokem +3

      omg i loved moxie dolls!!

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Před rokem +23

      I never owned a Bratz doll growing up but I owned several Bratz dolls. I even had one of those big doll heads with the long hair that you could style but I accidentally put real human hair products on it and she went bald. 😭

    • @BuildingPyramidz
      @BuildingPyramidz Před rokem +35

      @@brett8460 wait…HELP IM CONFUSED

    • @Adv18
      @Adv18 Před rokem +44

      Barbie has been inclusive since the 1960s with Christie & an entire doll line dedicated to black people in the 90s with Shani, then black barbie in 1980
      Then you have Teresa & Kira and the dolls of the world line. So this idea that barbie was not inclusive is false. Bratz dolls literally had the same face mold for each of their characters with little diversity other than changing the colour of the plastic. The problem was not really an issue with the doll line, but was an issue with retailers not stocking the ethnic dolls

    • @user-ig3pv9zk6w
      @user-ig3pv9zk6w Před rokem +1

      what are you wearing right now how does it smell

  • @gentlebreezes2473
    @gentlebreezes2473 Před 8 měsíci +130

    "🎶rapunzel is bald now 🎶" , "do i wanna gnome" , "baLls" and "im gonna piss on yew!" have been constant loops in my head for the past 2 years since this video came out

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. Před 8 měsíci +4

      “Liam Neeson pees his pants” “It’s FUCKIN’ GIUSSEPPE”

  • @aly9681
    @aly9681 Před 2 lety +3424

    Hey! He's our mayor. He's definitely not a virgin.

  • @rhiannonfoss
    @rhiannonfoss Před 2 lety +2554

    “dylan walked so eboys could run… their fingers through their hair”

  • @albent4604
    @albent4604 Před 9 měsíci +117

    fun fact, when barbie was first invented, she was also extremely controvercial and didnt become successful for a long time. she was considered inappropriate for having a job and no husband, but parents eventually started buying them because they encouraged their daughters to become interested in grooming and fashion, which was nessecary to secure a husband

  • @lbrom2463
    @lbrom2463 Před rokem +149

    “Kurtis, just move on, you don’t have to make a joke about it”
    **proceeds to use the audio of her saying balls with reverb in almost every single one of his videos thereafter**

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 Před 2 lety +2343

    The fact that Rapunzel could just leave the tower because the magic spell only works on someone with a lying heart is this movie's equivalent of "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read"

    • @aja6724
      @aja6724 Před 2 lety +20

      Stop I hate that analogy because it’s true 😭

    • @RT-qs3rq
      @RT-qs3rq Před 2 lety +2

      I think the point is that she lied to Gothel

  • @user-rh9qw5qf9p
    @user-rh9qw5qf9p Před 2 lety +5383

    Safe to say, I remembered the quality of the Barbie movies completely different

  • @peepeepoopoo9580
    @peepeepoopoo9580 Před rokem +128

    “Doth thou carpets match thy drapes?” killed me lmao

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus Před 8 měsíci +63

    The Barbie as Rapunzel movie always meant a lot to me. Even before I realized how manipulative my own mother was, her story resonated with me. And honestly, her not even trying to escape for good until Gothel makes it very clear that she only has her own interests in mind... very relatable

  • @Cottage_Gore
    @Cottage_Gore Před 2 lety +47134

    Barbie saying “Balls” with reverb has no RIGHT to be this hilarious.

    • @pocoloco6166
      @pocoloco6166 Před 2 lety +745

      I know it kills me

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 2 lety +710

      I hate that it killed me as much as it did

    • @CreepySpaghett
      @CreepySpaghett Před 2 lety +111

      Nice pfp

    • @emilyschick5007
      @emilyschick5007 Před 2 lety +370

      “Kurtis move on” 😭

    • @savannahs.5874
      @savannahs.5874 Před 2 lety +367

      For real I'm never eating while watching a kurtis Conner video again I almost died today choking on mac cheese because I heard balls

  • @sydneygail
    @sydneygail Před 2 lety +18895

    the “dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair” was the best line in this entire vid

  • @_reyna_love_
    @_reyna_love_ Před rokem +90

    The angry pixie dancing will forever be hilarious.

  • @ifeellikeastar9052
    @ifeellikeastar9052 Před rokem +162

    This whole video was hilarious but I nearly cried laughing at the Bratz doll angrily twerking 😭😭

  • @officaldungeons
    @officaldungeons Před 2 lety +8116

    There is no bigger flex than hiring the London Symphony Orchestra and just not using it.

    • @joeiG72
      @joeiG72 Před 2 lety +137

      Idk you're trying to tell me that would be a bigger flex than renting out Disney world for a birthday party. I don't know if anyone has done this but you know that for the right price you could probably do it

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks Před 2 lety +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brodysilk3861
      @brodysilk3861 Před 2 lety +20

      But these guys literally did John Williams most famous pieces

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch Před 2 lety +40

      "Gonna spend this Barbie cash to hire a world renowned orchestra and tell them to shut the f*ck up"

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Před 2 lety +10

      I hope the music they made was deemed to scary and that's why the chase scene is so silent

  • @parkerfilms3038
    @parkerfilms3038 Před 2 lety +1458

    The reverbed “balls” is unnecessarily funny

    • @Remo50Calx2
      @Remo50Calx2 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/8bGnv1qleLk/video.html

    • @babymallo
      @babymallo Před 2 lety +5

      6:34

    • @Toeescape
      @Toeescape Před 2 lety

      I break out laughing every time he says that😻

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 Před rokem +37

    8:15 "the king who ordered that" **points to giant fucking hole in the ground**
    WHY WOULD HE ORDER THAT LMAO

  • @bonezarebroken
    @bonezarebroken Před 11 měsíci +40

    I wish I could hear the "Scrotum scrolls" joke for the first time again, it almost made me cry from laughter.

  • @trash9378
    @trash9378 Před 2 lety +2738

    I don't really think this guy is a virgin. He's very clearly secure about that, I mean, just look at how much he says it. It MUST be true.

    • @abbyjo308
      @abbyjo308 Před 2 lety +90

      um i think we have matching cats-

    • @halo965
      @halo965 Před 2 lety +63

      ok u two now kith

    • @pioxia777
      @pioxia777 Před 2 lety +4

      Hex a. kurits is a vigrins xxD

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 Před 2 lety +19

      @@abbyjo308 LMFAO YALL DO TF

    • @patrickbateman3799
      @patrickbateman3799 Před 2 lety +5

      Abby Chamberlain OMG YASSS ITS SO CUTEEEEE

  • @annabelcunningham2848
    @annabelcunningham2848 Před 2 lety +12190

    Pitting women against eachother like this is messed up Kurtis

  • @clemclemclemclemcl
    @clemclemclemclemcl Před rokem +126

    Timestamps (mainly for me ig)
    Intro: 0:00
    Barbie as Rapunzel: 4:34
    Intermission/Merch Plug : 14:34
    Bratz Fashion Pixies: 15:05
    Outro: 25:37

  • @devm8425
    @devm8425 Před rokem +55

    "That's like if someone pushed you into a pool, as a prank, and then you just went limp and drowned" i'm imagining a new kind of guy whos so dramatic and petty that he does this, but I keep arriving at the realization that's just Michael Scott

  • @DallasTheLad
    @DallasTheLad Před 2 lety +3896

    “This is not realistic”
    - kurtis at a movie about dolls magically becoming pixies who put people into a dance trance

  • @eggiboiroi
    @eggiboiroi Před 7 měsíci +12

    what’s so funny about the lawsuit to me is that it actually DOES make a lot of sense because the guy who made bratz worked for mattel AND worked on a barbie line that *suspiciously* looks quite similar to how the first line of bratz looked (EXCLUSIVELY fashion wise!) RIGHT before he left mattel! so it completely makes sense on mattel’s part this one time 💀😭

  • @ilmlya
    @ilmlya Před 7 měsíci +8

    "do I wanna gnome" is actually the best joke I have encountered on this channel

  • @violletashop9908
    @violletashop9908 Před 2 lety +4378

    "kelly looks like what stubbing your toe feels like" genuis, kurtis

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 Před 2 lety +4743

    Therapist: Horny weasel isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
    Horny weasel: MMMM! UAAGH!

  • @SUPER_5KINGSTAR
    @SUPER_5KINGSTAR Před 9 měsíci +7

    "Do I wanna gnome? if this garden goes both ways?"

  • @Ey3_s0cEt.4.20.
    @Ey3_s0cEt.4.20. Před rokem +85

    I’m like in my twenties and idk why every time I get sick I still watch the Barbie movies….like if I’m not sick I don’t want to watch them but the second I get sick I sit in bed all day watching them 😂

    • @tallulahmoon6943
      @tallulahmoon6943 Před rokem +5

      10/10 username

    • @Used324
      @Used324 Před rokem

      I do something similar, when I feel mad I watch stupid daily soaps to release my stress but after that i think and try to understand the logic behind what I just did.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před rokem

      Pavlovian response lol

  • @devestradaa
    @devestradaa Před 2 lety +6107

    i was kinda hoping this was 30 minutes of kurtis playing with barbies and bratz dolls and making them wrestle….. maybe next time

  • @squiddyanimations6617
    @squiddyanimations6617 Před 11 měsíci +9

    "do owls get horny?"
    *laughs in helluva boss fan*

  • @ZaptheZombie
    @ZaptheZombie Před 9 měsíci +8

    “I’m not a virgin” immediately starts talking about his podcast

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 Před 2 lety +1505

    annoyed that kurtis went through this whole video calling the bratz “bryannas friends.” put some respect on chloe, yasmin, sasha, and jade.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 Před 2 lety +12

      Most people don't name their garden tools

    • @iimelda_rt
      @iimelda_rt Před 2 lety +70

      Angel, Pretty Princess, Bunny Boo, and Cool Cat deserve better than "BreeAhNnAs FrIeNdZ" 🙄

    • @humanbean852
      @humanbean852 Před 2 lety

      Me too!

  • @pudding4eva101
    @pudding4eva101 Před 2 lety +6564

    Bratz had better diversity & style. Barbie had a better franchise in terms of their movies & attempts at “positivity” for girls by promoting STEM careers

    • @kriblar98
      @kriblar98 Před 2 lety +537

      I always saw bratz as more mature than barbie

    • @alicegallagher9291
      @alicegallagher9291 Před 2 lety +11

      Agree! X

    • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
      @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 Před 2 lety +448

      I liked Bratz because they had dolls that looked like me and my friends. Like ya, barbie had Theresa and Christie, but they weren't on her level lol

    • @HolidayParty173
      @HolidayParty173 Před 2 lety +159

      my mom never let me watch (get dolls, play the video games, etc) Bratz because of how snobby they were

    • @sophie-ip4nj
      @sophie-ip4nj Před 2 lety +8

      so true bestie

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Před rokem +33

    Amazing how the Bratz entire movie is basically "what if the medieval dance plague was actually a rave?"

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 Před 7 měsíci +14

    i wanna mention that if you apply adequate pressure to a part of you hair that isnt the root it makes it a lot less painful when the ends are pulled, just like tension on a rope. so if rupenzel held a portion of her hair it really wouldnt hurt too much for someobe to climb up the rest, especially if it was braided or tied.

  • @user-ob5il7cy8o
    @user-ob5il7cy8o Před 2 lety +2400

    "Dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair"

  • @marineromoney5294
    @marineromoney5294 Před 2 lety +2189

    The “balls” echoing HAS ME DEAAAD

  • @crazycookie4645
    @crazycookie4645 Před rokem +19

    I actually like that when Sasha and Yasmin put on the pixie glasses everything becomes more colorful. Like yeah, there’s bubbles and people with wings, but the vivid colors is a more subtle detail that shows the difference between the regular world and the pixie’s world. Even the regular humans get a bit more color saturation when viewed through those glasses.

  • @AIb3d0
    @AIb3d0 Před rokem +35

    In my ballet class they said our outfit looked like the last Barbie outfit in the cutscene of her changing outfits and I swear when she said balls I laughed so hard

  • @klaire6233
    @klaire6233 Před 2 lety +8375

    It is actually perfectly plausible that climbing up Rapunzel’s hair wouldn’t hurt her. This is because of the way she wrapped her hair around the post. This releases the tension from her scalp and it acts like a rope. It’s like a pulley system, and it provides some slack that allows her to support that weight without scalping herself. The problem here is the actual weight of her hair. Perhaps she gets used to the weight by building up that muscle, but pulling so much weight constantly is effectively tearing her scalp apart.

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx Před 2 lety +1487

      Can you imagine how fucking thick Rapunzel's neck must be

    • @jadenguyen2214
      @jadenguyen2214 Před 2 lety +263

      Bro bro bro too epic if she had no neck like Ed too ex

    • @lululemon2250
      @lululemon2250 Před 2 lety +629

      please do my physics homework

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Před 2 lety +328

      Exactly. I have long ass hair. And I usually wrap it around my hand while detangling it. Doesn't hurt my scalp one bit.

    • @Kate-he8ug
      @Kate-he8ug Před 2 lety +27

      im not reading that lol

  • @Daisy071d
    @Daisy071d Před 2 lety +14194

    Kurtis: *continuously addresses not being a virgin*
    Danny and Drew: “virgins for lives despite the wives”

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs Před 2 lety +377

      He's the only one in their trio who was allowed to fuck.

    • @Daisy071d
      @Daisy071d Před 2 lety +45

      @@northstarjakobs lmaooo

    • @thatonesimp5086
      @thatonesimp5086 Před 2 lety +16

      @@northstarjakobs 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @euphoria127
      @euphoria127 Před 2 lety +362

      "virgin for lives despite the wives"
      *I cant-💀*

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Před 2 lety +9

      yes

  • @BackwardVR
    @BackwardVR Před rokem +17

    That Bratz doll 'angerly throwing back' has to be one the of FUNNIEST things I've seen in a while

  • @aubreylee9582
    @aubreylee9582 Před rokem +21

    bratz fashion pixies was a fucking bop

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 Před 2 lety +3104

    "Why stay on topic when you can simply not" ah yes, the ADHD motto

  • @nobody22xx
    @nobody22xx Před 2 lety +4044

    the split second shot of the girl who is angrily twerking is still killing me..

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před 2 lety +136

      Dude same. I keep coming back to this video and that part kills me every time.

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx Před 2 lety +57

      @@_Kuma_ i always come back and replay that part.. like weekly maybe even daily

    • @heh822
      @heh822 Před 2 lety +16

      Timestamp plz

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx Před 2 lety +69

      @@heh822 21:40

    • @billpotts4670
      @billpotts4670 Před 2 lety +24

      dw ill call an ambulance

  • @lgnbby
    @lgnbby Před rokem +25

    Honestly all the bratz movies I watched felt like a fever dream the bratz kids sleepover movie honestly had me convinced I made it up until like a year ago when I accidentally fell upon it again. What a vibe

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 Před rokem +6

    6:33 THERE IT IS. The legend was born!

  • @notbec4107
    @notbec4107 Před 2 lety +2539

    kurtis slandering kelly is the funniest thing ever

    • @kiri_tm
      @kiri_tm Před 2 lety +22

      please don't be real 😳

    • @moonisjuli
      @moonisjuli Před 2 lety +19

      the “fuck you kelly” literally made me laugh out loud

    • @justjudy2909
      @justjudy2909 Před 2 lety

      @@moonisjuli timestamp?

    • @moonisjuli
      @moonisjuli Před 2 lety +2

      @@justjudy2909 26:23 :)

    • @derikr
      @derikr Před 2 lety +4

      It’s only slander if it’s not true 😏

  • @morganmartin4829
    @morganmartin4829 Před 2 lety +24136

    Also, in the middle of the lawsuit, Bratz changed their slogan from "the girls with a passion for fashion" to "the *_only_* girls with a passion for fashion" which I find hysterical

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 Před 2 lety +485

      lmao yes

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF Před 2 lety +1524

      Holy shit, I remember that and I never knew why it changed. That's hilarious.

    • @justinspencer983
      @justinspencer983 Před 2 lety +883

      Mattel and MGA are still throwing the stupidest lawsuits at each other. Fucking MGA ask for trademark on Barbara. BARBARA.
      _φ(・_・ I don’t think it will every end

    • @delinayacob
      @delinayacob Před 2 lety +44

      Lmao

    • @seerum
      @seerum Před 2 lety +29

      @@justinspencer983 who-

  • @asrielknight
    @asrielknight Před 11 měsíci +18

    if rapunzel was trans, you could say "rapunzel has balls now"
    you can now clap

  • @aubreejobizzarro1208
    @aubreejobizzarro1208 Před rokem +35

    Finally. The showdown I have been waiting for my entire life.

  • @roroh6817
    @roroh6817 Před 2 lety +4054

    The fact that he did not use the objectively best barbie movie (princess and the pauper) for a comparison is simply criminal and I will not stand for this injustice and tomfoolery

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 Před 2 lety +380

      As a mother who had to sit through every bloody Barbie movie approximately 23 thousand times, I can confirm that you are correct.

    • @oli_kate
      @oli_kate Před 2 lety +277

      What about the diamond castle though? It used to make me wanna go live in the woods with my best friend and garden and sing. Plus you have to respect the blatant gayness of it. I mean barbie has a lesbian flag dress and her friend (Alexa?) has a bi flag dress. Plus living in a cottage in the woods with your best friend cough girlfriend cough is pretty gay.

    • @artemisb9441
      @artemisb9441 Před 2 lety +172

      thats a weird way to spell mermaidia but okay

    • @laurenb3813
      @laurenb3813 Před 2 lety +103

      OR PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL

    • @elysiummystic6735
      @elysiummystic6735 Před 2 lety +85

      uhm what about three musketeers that was so good .

  • @emilyrose2844
    @emilyrose2844 Před 2 lety +809

    i feel like the detail in the bratz animation was 99% focused on making their hair as shiny as humanly possibly and 1% focused on everything else

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. Před 2 lety +55

      their hair is literally one of the 2 things i ever focus on. it literally is so satisfying.

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial Před 2 lety +3

      Ok

    • @VividDayDream
      @VividDayDream Před 2 lety

      @@jocelyn.__. The second thing you focus on?

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. Před 2 lety +13

      @@VividDayDream their fashion/outfits lmao

  • @jecx_hype
    @jecx_hype Před rokem +9

    Can I just say that the guy who voiced the horny ferret also voiced Goku 😭😭

  • @Emma.x0x00
    @Emma.x0x00 Před 9 měsíci +4

    (Do I wanna gnome?)
    If the gnomes are small or no?
    (Sad to see them come)
    Was sort of hoping that they'd go
    (Baby, we both gnomes)
    - Do I Wanna Gnome? by Kurtis Conner

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 Před 2 lety +2615

    Plot twist
    They weren’t special glasses, they were just high

  • @angelrosa6004
    @angelrosa6004 Před 2 lety +1594

    Stop pitting successful women against eachother 😤 😭

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 2 lety +130

      Always gotta put one down to uplift another damn 😩

    • @tksrikanth
      @tksrikanth Před 2 lety +76

      #girlpower #girlboss 🙄😪😩

    • @orangeoranges6727
      @orangeoranges6727 Před 2 lety +30

      @@tksrikanth #gatekeep #gaslight👏🏼💅🏽

    • @corrodedspacecarrot53
      @corrodedspacecarrot53 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tksrikanth yo hema kumar is my aunt’s full name…

  • @ephemeraIl
    @ephemeraIl Před rokem +6

    18:32 ok but imagine a gnome COMING TO LIFE AND CHASING YOU... i would run too

  • @jovana_kocic
    @jovana_kocic Před měsícem +2

    Sephán...wrapping his hands barbie's entire waist. That's the most important scene. PeriodT

  • @nafeesa1269
    @nafeesa1269 Před 2 lety +6092

    Why do I remember the Barbie movie being wayyyy more of a higher quality than it is 😭🤚🏽

    • @soultrans
      @soultrans Před 2 lety +270

      it might be because of the quality of the tvs , it’s like when we play older games (usually pixelated) and remember them in a higher quality - but yeah

    • @sydney6268
      @sydney6268 Před 2 lety +164

      Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing. I remember loving this movie as a kid. Maybe we're just more used to better animation now?

    • @dragosanie5055
      @dragosanie5055 Před 2 lety +87

      in terms of the animation, I have no idea why we thought it was okay. But he definitely butchered the details and story to make it seem worse than it is to be funny.

    • @flawedaughter
      @flawedaughter Před 2 lety +2

      FRRR

    • @annemarie7471
      @annemarie7471 Před 2 lety +61

      Also the movie he picked was one of the first ones so there were a lot more better quality ones

  • @dqmisqreat
    @dqmisqreat Před 2 lety +2853

    as an irish person, that gnome was actually irish sounding, not like the fake "ohh begone and begorrah nora my potatoes shall not see the morn" but like saying "ha" between every sentence and "what would your ma think" are actual like irish things

    • @melancoliv
      @melancoliv Před 2 lety +187

      I didn't understand a SINGLE word lmao the accent is so strong

    • @padmeamidala40
      @padmeamidala40 Před 2 lety +64

      It sounded like Michael
      THERE ARE NO GAYS IN IRELAND

    • @emma-ws9kf
      @emma-ws9kf Před 2 lety +79

      they needed a few "ah sure look" and they'd be set

    • @yesbagel9269
      @yesbagel9269 Před 2 lety +70

      The ‘cailínís’ was incredibly accurate

    • @dqmisqreat
      @dqmisqreat Před 2 lety +46

      @@emma-ws9kf throw in an aul "ah for fecks sake" too

  • @queenofcats9240
    @queenofcats9240 Před rokem +42

    What you said about Bratz being more inclusive with other skin stones is what made me want one in the first place. As a kid, all my Barbies looked the same, and then I got my Yasmin doll and she had tan skin, brown hair and brown eyes. She instantly became my favorite doll and I would take her with me everywhere. I still have her with me. That’s a part of my childhood that I don’t wanna let go because it really lit up my life at the time

  • @lui8174
    @lui8174 Před rokem +30

    25:32 kurtis: "I don't have any daughters"
    every lesbian in the world: 😔

  • @kishinumaayumi
    @kishinumaayumi Před 2 lety +1546

    Regarding the Rapunzel hair thing, I actually rly like how Disney's Tangled made like a hook for her hair to dangle on to so the weight doesnt rely on her head, but instead on the tower itself

    • @lauaracarrillo
      @lauaracarrillo Před 2 lety +100

      But in the Barbie movie also take this into consideration, see how her hair is wrapped in the column, so the tension is not in her scalp

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi Před 2 lety +19

      @@lauaracarrillo oh really? I actually didn't notice that (at least from Kurtis' video).. I haven't seen the movie in years but now u mention it I think I do remember her doing that(?)

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi Před 2 lety +64

      I happen to find a clip that clearly showed her hair wrapped around the column.. that's actually genius cause if you wrap it around like that, the fulcrum becomes the column and your scalp barely carries any weight. And the grip on the colum just get tighter as Stefan climbs up and pulls the hair

    • @coolkid_
      @coolkid_ Před 2 lety +9

      @@kishinumaayumi oh wow, that’s even better than tangled then

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi Před 2 lety +7

      @@coolkid_ yea, it should be more efficient, especially since tangled's way requires Rapunzel to tug on her hair to pull it up which might cause tugging of the scalp anyways (but still probably not enough to cause much damage since most of the weight is carried by her arms pulling on the hair)

  • @ruth-br6tl
    @ruth-br6tl Před rokem +9645

    "And Kelly wasn't in it"
    The most ironic part is that Chantal Strand, the voice actress who plays Kelly in the Barbie movies, including Barbie Rapunzel, is literally the voice of Breanna in this Bratz movie.

  • @gmorkjack7092
    @gmorkjack7092 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Idk why the Barbie movie just made so much more sense to me as a kid. Like yeah obviously there’s a hole there and yeah obviously he has to run away

  • @averysturgis1375
    @averysturgis1375 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I think that tangled handled the idea of rapunzel’s head/neck hurting when someone climbs her hair. In tangled rapunzel wraps her hair around a hook, which makes the hook hold the weight of the person instead of her neck.

  • @davidbowen8456
    @davidbowen8456 Před 2 lety +3285

    Barbie literally invented the multiverse, so I think we can all respect her for that.

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku Před 2 lety +164

      The Barbieverse is a strange and mystical place.

    • @davidbowen8456
      @davidbowen8456 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Hauntaku so true

    • @ailinamari
      @ailinamari Před 2 lety +96

      barbie walked so marvel could run

  • @jellys2162
    @jellys2162 Před 2 lety +1185

    that weasel's next level, why did they think this was appropriate oh my fcking god

    • @jemi3306
      @jemi3306 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/qEu-umL8M_A/video.html❤

    • @sobblewobble9587
      @sobblewobble9587 Před 2 lety +68

      give him to me aaaauuuuuugghhhh😩

    • @anordinaryfellow2832
      @anordinaryfellow2832 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sobblewobble9587 bro 😂😂

    • @SmeIIyRat
      @SmeIIyRat Před 2 lety +5

      My sister has that movie, and the fact that I never noticed that makes me disappointed in myself, how could I miss THAT

  • @user-iz5qz4uz6i
    @user-iz5qz4uz6i Před 4 měsíci +4

    As someone who's name is Breanna, pronounced the same way, hearing the line "So Brianna's friends get kidnapped by the pixies and Dylan twerks about it, which is honestly a power move" literally made my day you have no idea how hard i laughed

  • @victoriaa7128
    @victoriaa7128 Před rokem +8

    You missed Penelope's whole arc for why she didn't initially fly over the magic wall! The reason Penelope didn't do it earlier was because she had to overcome her fear of heights and her anxiety of disappointing her father 🥺Loved Barbie as Rapunzel as a kid 🥰
    I was not a Bratz fan as a child admittedly (did not like their giant heads). They definitely had a unique style tho and added some nice diversity to the 2000s doll market.

  • @TreadTheDonutDuck
    @TreadTheDonutDuck Před 2 lety +3578

    You're right Danny, takis ARE seriously intense.

    • @p0tat0s0up
      @p0tat0s0up Před 2 lety +439

      pretty sure you’re thinking abt Drew there, it’s ok common mistake

    • @iloverainydays4602
      @iloverainydays4602 Před 2 lety +72

      No the are SERIOUSLY intense!!

    • @sohcahtoa8742
      @sohcahtoa8742 Před 2 lety +56

      But are they dangerously intense?

    • @autumn2111
      @autumn2111 Před 2 lety +3

      LOLL

    • @joshdun545
      @joshdun545 Před 2 lety +52

      unless you eat 4 bags, then they become DANGEROUSLY intense

  • @AB-rx8kr
    @AB-rx8kr Před 2 lety +16735

    Random observation but the weasel kind of looks like Kurtis's moustache

  • @azazelmakara3716
    @azazelmakara3716 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I think the gnome is saying either 'yahoo, down below' or 'yahoo, look out below' in whatever heavy accent he's supposed to have

  • @x_x_velvy_sk8zx_x581
    @x_x_velvy_sk8zx_x581 Před rokem +3

    Brooo i fcking died😄😄😄💀 10:07 "doth thou carpet match thy drapes😆💀"

  • @mrs.infamous9053
    @mrs.infamous9053 Před 2 lety +3593

    ngl the “do i wanna gnome?” joke is the best ive ever heard

  • @rebecatorres999
    @rebecatorres999 Před 2 lety +3056

    I’m not even a Queen fan, but you look like all the Queen members had a child

  • @synonymroll
    @synonymroll Před rokem +29

    1:53 the barbied-wire joke has not gotten the appreciation it deserves 😔

    • @lilyb_is_cool
      @lilyb_is_cool Před 10 měsíci +3

      i luv ur username, therefore i will become ur first sub

    • @ametrime4754
      @ametrime4754 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Nahh,the huge team who made helluva boss thought the joke was so funny they named blitzø's sister after it

    • @jebaitinator
      @jebaitinator Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@ametrime4754iwas thinking the exact same thing

  • @audreyramsey4141
    @audreyramsey4141 Před 6 měsíci +4

    ILL DEFEND THE QUIET FIGHT SCENE bc hearing the footsteps and the running placement was epic when I was little it made it intense for me lmao

  • @sarah_0530
    @sarah_0530 Před 2 lety +8852

    i love how the entire budget for the bratz movie was put into the animation of the girls hair

    • @leeyli
      @leeyli Před 2 lety +223

      and the lypsinc

    • @NiVoldiza
      @NiVoldiza Před rokem +66

      Quite fitting actually. Think if such girls as what the Bratz girls are portrayed as like made a movie - which part do you think would they spend the most money on...?

    • @erinseifert
      @erinseifert Před rokem +139

      @@NiVoldiza i had a stroke trying to read that

    • @BenjaminBox
      @BenjaminBox Před rokem +13

      This is actually very easy animation for hair, its all done by a program so its very little input from the animators.

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl Před rokem +9

      17:42

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 Před 2 lety +8113

    Kurtis: Why didn't Rapunzel just hop on Penelope's back and fly away from the tower years ago
    Me, a grown-ass person who hasn't seen these movies in literal years: you know there was a whole side plot where Penelope was dealing with self-esteem issues with her dad cause she was afraid to fly, right? right?

    • @xxstingerxx9651
      @xxstingerxx9651 Před 2 lety +366

      That's what I was thinking too?

    • @whosstal1736
      @whosstal1736 Před 2 lety +704

      Justice for Penelope 😭

    • @elemnopee..
      @elemnopee.. Před 2 lety +101

      I was looking for this comment-

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 Před 2 lety +469

      @@whosstal1736 Yeah Penelope was my girl when I was young. Looking back the movie is actually really good, especially for kids, because not only does it show that it’s okay to break free from an abusive parent/child relationship (in the case of Rapunzel + Gothel), but relationships between parents and children that are strained by high expectations can be healed when the parent learns to accept and love their child fully for who they are (and that we all have inner abilities and powers that will develop in their own time, if we believe in ourselves)

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler Před 2 lety +5

      Exactlyyy

  • @faelientrashvlogs1495
    @faelientrashvlogs1495 Před rokem +13

    I was super into Bratz, in part because they had more than just a bland no personality Ken doll, they had a bunch of Bratz Boyz and they had their own distinctive styles just like the girls

  • @loopslol
    @loopslol Před rokem +3

    "Rapunzel is bald now"
    -best kurtis barbie quote
    -2022

  • @moderndaymyspace
    @moderndaymyspace Před 2 lety +6456

    Dylan twerking about the two girls being kidnapped is honestly the funniest thing i've ever seen

    • @laylah6874
      @laylah6874 Před 2 lety +77

      peak comedy

    • @nataliethane5112
      @nataliethane5112 Před rokem +108

      I’m not sure if I should jokingly call him a misogynist or a slaying pride queen

    • @kiomaelouch7192
      @kiomaelouch7192 Před rokem +23

      @@nataliethane5112 yes?

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 Před rokem +13

      @@nataliethane5112 both

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 Před rokem +5

      I literally rolled off of my bed from laughing too hard

  • @nntbm
    @nntbm Před 2 lety +9017

    as someone who recently, quite literally, watched EVERY barbie movie, rapunzel actually scored pretty low on our scoring system, which we call the barbometer. should have watched the princess and the pauper or princess charm school smh

    • @averyriker4374
      @averyriker4374 Před 2 lety +836

      PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL IS TOP TIER OMG

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku Před 2 lety +393

      How about the very gay one? lol I'm not being very specific. Um.. ok, there's the one I forget the name of that has them fighting an evil sorceress and there's a mirror with a princess trapped in it.

    • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745
      @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745 Před 2 lety +509

      @@Hauntaku Barbie and the Diamond Castle

    • @nntbm
      @nntbm Před 2 lety +559

      @@Hauntaku diamond castle? yes, that one also got a high rating, and i believe was placed in the “more gay than usual” category

    • @starseer73
      @starseer73 Před 2 lety +188

      where is the pegasus movie on the barbometer cuz i saw that like sixteen times

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Před rokem +2

    Barbie voice with reverb: “BALLS”
    Bottom text

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService Před 9 měsíci +3

    I went to the Gem State Comic Con back in April and the voice actor for the weasel was there, with that voice line as the selling point for the character. But get this, he was also an English dub voice actor for Goku 😭😭

  • @esa5171
    @esa5171 Před 2 lety +5589

    the more he repeats he's not a virgin, the more I feel like he is lol.

  • @colynmckasson4750
    @colynmckasson4750 Před 2 lety +6496

    “Rapunzel is bald now” is more catchy than most of the songs this year.