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  • @2Danny2Furious
    @2Danny2Furious  Před 2 lety +28402

    my dog scratched my face that's why it looks like that

  • @bootleg8923
    @bootleg8923 Před 2 lety +6776

    I feel like the person asking "Am I crazy or is Danny kinda fine?" is also part of the Pixar character design team

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 Před 2 lety +3384

    When Danny is like "I'm kind of worried even that will be too distracting", the Nutcracker heard that. Was deeply hurt and lashed out by blasting his own lightbulb.

  • @dieaniela
    @dieaniela Před rokem +1948

    i love how everyone in here is finally addressing how attractive danny is. very happy we wont be doing it again.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 10 měsíci +80

      Fr let us bask in his glory then never speak of this again

  • @floffy2695
    @floffy2695 Před 8 měsíci +779

    Danny is handsome, but in the way a grandmother calls her grandson handsome

    • @Trainspotter-
      @Trainspotter- Před 2 měsíci +53

      He’s beautiful, like a mermaid

    • @Billyandnebby
      @Billyandnebby Před 2 měsíci +36

      @@Trainspotter-yeah and guess what! His bones aren’t getting squishy

    • @renthemen.
      @renthemen. Před 2 měsíci +11

      so basically he'd be conventionally attractive if we were in the 1950s

    • @xXOpenYourHeart759Xx
      @xXOpenYourHeart759Xx Před měsícem +2

      this comment is perfect

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 Před 2 lety +7340

    We don’t talk about Danny being attractive because:
    1. he's married
    2. he looks 17

  • @charliejude
    @charliejude Před 2 lety +4655

    I love how Danny looks in a hat because even though he does have a young face, him wearing a hat makes him look like a cop pretending to be a hip teen and the raycons he’s convincing them to buy are actually a wire

  • @guinan453
    @guinan453 Před rokem +1413

    If Danny ever gets self-conscious he just needs to check these comments

  • @lmSheep
    @lmSheep Před 2 lety +2757

    THIS IS INSANE. I did not know so many people (myself included) thought Danny is attractive LOL. No one ever talked about it, so I decided to not talk about it either. I did not know that most everyone thought this.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Před rokem +185

      I never mentioned it cause nobody else mentioned it, we all just thought the same thing in secret

    • @mekenna6214
      @mekenna6214 Před rokem +64

      LMAO i know like no one was addressing it and while i’ve never seen or heard Laura, I’m a stan by association. So I’m hesitant to acknowledge his face

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Před rokem +33

      i just never said it bc i don't know him,,it feels weird saying it abt someone i don't actually know lol
      plus he's married but a lot of ppl mentioned that already

    • @ava-my6mc
      @ava-my6mc Před rokem +2

      @@bradentheman1373 LMAOA

    • @danigz
      @danigz Před rokem +2

      Same😭

  • @cottonycloud
    @cottonycloud Před 2 lety +2704

    Pixar saw Danny’s face for the first time and were like “That’s it, that’s our new model”

    • @Harleymotor
      @Harleymotor Před 2 lety +43

      Ykno he could be a young Disney prince tho

    • @duncandonuts651
      @duncandonuts651 Před 2 lety +31

      Danny: exists
      Pixar: "its free real estate"

    • @snowpey3751
      @snowpey3751 Před 2 lety +14

      It's not their fault he looks like a Disney character

    • @JizzEnjoyer
      @JizzEnjoyer Před 2 lety

      @@snowpey3751 his fault*

    • @playtimewithmarilyngisele2890
      @playtimewithmarilyngisele2890 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@JizzEnjoyer I can imagine this being some add on to the joke that I'm just not getting but I think they meant their fault, as in pixar's fault.

  • @linneabradley3556
    @linneabradley3556 Před 2 lety +3154

    Finding out Danny produced 2010 dubstep is just the lore I needed tbh

  • @baileyw.4979
    @baileyw.4979 Před 5 měsíci +295

    Danny: Yeah we're not gonna talk about this
    Also Danny: *Upvotes post that says he's hot*

  • @cHatTeRs1nonly
    @cHatTeRs1nonly Před 11 měsíci +128

    I just noticed that he’s not drinking milk in the background. It’s just an inhaler. I really thought it was milk for so long.💀💀💀

    • @nabd341
      @nabd341 Před 3 měsíci +16

      I’ve heard other people say that it’s an inhaler, but I still can’t un-see the picture as Danny drinking a glass of water lol

    • @shinyglams
      @shinyglams Před 6 dny

      I THOUGH IT WAS A VAPE

    • @shinyglams
      @shinyglams Před 6 dny

      BC IM SO SURE HE HAD A INSPO FROM THE GRANDMA POSTER ON AMAZON

  • @someoneontheinternet9462
    @someoneontheinternet9462 Před 2 lety +5567

    I feel like Danny reads my mind
    Every time I drink La Croix he appears
    I don’t feel safe at my own home

    • @magnumbeefus
      @magnumbeefus Před 2 lety +182

      Drink more lacroix please lol

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +3

      My name plz help

    • @celene_moon
      @celene_moon Před 2 lety +81

      @@Chkprofilename please stop

    • @jtestaccount2431
      @jtestaccount2431 Před 2 lety +59

      did you wait 6 months in between drinking La Croix?

    • @someoneontheinternet9462
      @someoneontheinternet9462 Před 2 lety +49

      @@jtestaccount2431well, I mean both channels but actually the last time I had this flavor(tangerine) was the day he uploaded last

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Před 2 lety +4392

    Danny: Let's light this guy up
    Nutcracker: ⚪️
    Danny: I wonder if even that would be too distracting
    Nutcracker: ⚫️

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +32

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear n

    • @Bruh-lb5yf
      @Bruh-lb5yf Před 2 lety +143

      considerate nutcracker didn't want to distract daddy danny

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 2 lety +32

      So polite

    • @LIGHT-tq5un
      @LIGHT-tq5un Před 2 lety +7

      @@AxxLAfriku hi king

    • @alexandriacandler2877
      @alexandriacandler2877 Před 2 lety +14

      Danny killed the light inside of him

  • @chrisland1044
    @chrisland1044 Před rokem +630

    imagine danny grows a beard, he pre records videos and posts them when he usually posts and meanwhile hes making his secret beard growing plan

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 Před rokem +23

      I mean he sorta did that with the thumbnail where he pretended to have pretended to shave his head, but also this comment is great and I love this plan.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 10 měsíci +3

      please don't ever say something so frightening again. Danny is THE Manic Pixie Dream Boy (MPDB) and always will be

    • @michaeltesterman8295
      @michaeltesterman8295 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I could see him doing that lmao

    • @egg__123
      @egg__123 Před 5 měsíci

      OMG UR RIGHT

  • @jaydenholt8439
    @jaydenholt8439 Před 2 lety +308

    The fact that I didn’t even notice that Danny’s eyes were edited onto buzz’s face for a solid 10 seconds…

  • @didi9126
    @didi9126 Před 2 lety +34130

    I am so glad we adressed how attractive Danny is. Now let's never speak of it again.

  • @CorpseBride-hz3bh
    @CorpseBride-hz3bh Před 2 lety +2410

    “I’m a little afraid that even this will be too distracting”
    Lightbulb: “I got you bro”

  • @lucy9180
    @lucy9180 Před 10 měsíci +152

    i’m shocked that people are surprised that other people consider danny attractive. before i started watching his videos, i assumed that was why he was so popular - because he’s conventionally extremely attractive. but the more i look at him, the more i realise he looks like linguini from ratatouille. the huge blue downturned eyes, wavy brown hair, and slightly big nose are reminiscent of every adorable, non-threatening, nerdy pixar character. (edit: this is a compliment lmao)

    • @screamingbegins4688
      @screamingbegins4688 Před 7 dny +1

      HE DOES😭😭 he looks like every pixar character ever, but hes also kinda cutteee like im conflicted

  • @hanadoyle8984
    @hanadoyle8984 Před rokem +69

    The fact that Danny has a song called "Reviewing my legal options" but he didn't release it 😩💀

  • @arlo_slater9009
    @arlo_slater9009 Před 2 lety +12106

    We don’t talk about how attractive Danny is because we respect Laura too much

    • @justaguywithahat3219
      @justaguywithahat3219 Před 2 lety +925

      yes greg is the most respectful army on the internet
      dont look that up

    • @aricadelgado7095
      @aricadelgado7095 Před 2 lety

      @@justaguywithahat3219 your hat sucks

    • @Sam-uh9nt
      @Sam-uh9nt Před rokem +392

      No no no….we FEAR Laura😅

    • @luzuwu9719
      @luzuwu9719 Před rokem +47

      na, es por el respeto a danny obviamente, laura q nos importa si ni la conocemos :p

    • @SilasBourgeois
      @SilasBourgeois Před rokem

      @@Sam-uh9nt tf you mean that’s his fucking wife

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 2 lety +4835

    The nutcracker didn't want to literally outshine Danny, so he killed the light bulb inside of him.

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 Před 8 měsíci +43

    Danny is conventionally attractive but he gives older cousin energy to me so its weird to think about how "hot" he is.

  • @XxNizixX
    @XxNizixX Před 6 měsíci +24

    It's not narsicistic to enjoy your own content. It's always great to be proud of your own creativity.

  • @charlotte-hills
    @charlotte-hills Před 2 lety +1726

    Danny: I'm kinda worried even that might be too distracting
    Nutcracker: Oh, okay (turns off)

  • @potatodim3356
    @potatodim3356 Před 2 lety +5032

    Danny is hella fine but I don't wanna make him uncomfortable so I just internalize it and I think we're all doing the same

  • @meeegg3627
    @meeegg3627 Před rokem +60

    For being almost 30, he looks incredibly young. We will all be grey haired and wrinkly while Danny is over here will still be a baby.

  • @anunaskedforopinion
    @anunaskedforopinion Před 11 měsíci +16

    OMG that "Driving in the Snow" video is actually, unironically, SUPER funny. I LOLed super loud at the "WE HIT A KID!"

  • @addiecarter3647
    @addiecarter3647 Před 2 lety +12641

    Danny I hate to be the one to tell you this… every animated character looks like you

    • @wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19
      @wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19 Před 2 lety +255

      Add markplier to that

    • @JoeMama-kj7bq
      @JoeMama-kj7bq Před 2 lety +440

      Especially this character named "Drew Gooden" from some random show I was watching

    • @Forkurdss
      @Forkurdss Před 2 lety +53

      I what you to find a kung fu panda 2 character that looks like him I’d be impressive

    • @chancekeefe5503
      @chancekeefe5503 Před 2 lety +41

      Especially ratatoing

    • @alexmarian4642
      @alexmarian4642 Před 2 lety +45

      He looks like the mum from The Incredibles

  • @wimblyd
    @wimblyd Před 2 lety +2607

    Danny have you considered instead of hiring someone to stand there, just taking a picture of yourself in a Nutcracker outfit and getting a cardboard cutout made?

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll Před 2 lety +66

      i approve

    • @gracie2670
      @gracie2670 Před 2 lety +24

      Yes

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 Před 2 lety +102

      Green screen yourself in, Danny! That would be so much more horrifying!

    • @znkpvesp
      @znkpvesp Před 2 lety +48

      I mean i feel like the whole point is that it’s funny and ridiculous to have a real person dressed up. Cardboard would be funny but a real person? Next level.

    • @gracierooshow
      @gracierooshow Před 2 lety +18

      omg yes or do a splitscreen where he actually just stands there the whole time

  • @katewilly8121
    @katewilly8121 Před rokem +50

    Danny is the ideal pixar character

  • @cwasoa
    @cwasoa Před rokem +64

    i love that the person’s response to the thanksgiving speech at 10:35 was “so like trying to be Santa and eating everything?”

    • @nabd341
      @nabd341 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I didn’t notice that until you mentioned that (thx a lot for the time stamp) and that’s absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @miab.5648
    @miab.5648 Před 2 lety +15996

    I have to constantly remind myself that Danny is an almost 30 y/o man and not a 17 y/o teenage boy

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 2 lety +1200

      Lmao one of the first videos I saw I assumed the blonde girl in the kitchen with his parents was his sister because I thought he was like 17. Several videos later he mentions his wife and I was like "????????"

    • @NamiNuitsuki
      @NamiNuitsuki Před 2 lety +456

      @@FrenkTheJoy Same! First ever vid I saw of him 2 years ago was one of the Troom Troom ones and I assumed he was my age (19) or at least in my age group. I never finished the vid at the time and when I checked out another video, he mentioned his wife and I googled his name and was so stunned lmao

    • @tejasmurali9986
      @tejasmurali9986 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah

    • @losermillie
      @losermillie Před 2 lety +89

      It makes me feel a hell of a lot better when I think he’s attractive 😂

    • @XxmicrowavexX
      @XxmicrowavexX Před 2 lety +119

      @Demon Slayer but 27 is almost 30 tho

  • @sarabezalely
    @sarabezalely Před 2 lety +11973

    List of reasons Danny looks like so many cartoon movie characters
    1. Medium warm brown wavy hair
    2 big eyes that are slightly down turned with extended lash line ( animators do this to show kindness, slight naivety, and youthfulness)
    3. Bigger structured rounded nose ( shows a some sort of human imperfection without sacrificing overall ‘ cute hero feel ‘

    • @ellie623
      @ellie623 Před 2 lety +618

      I was wondering why that is, and you explained well, thank you! 💕 I think the brown hair is also there so that the character looks regular (blonde and redheads usually signify some kind of unusual personality traits, right?) and the wavy-ness adds cuteness?
      So Danny is basically a combination of traits that have some symbolic meaning in the cartoon-world.

    • @thunderthais
      @thunderthais Před 2 lety +150

      That’s a great explanation! 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @sophiaroth1930
      @sophiaroth1930 Před 2 lety +305

      Danny is our naive hero

    • @six______
      @six______ Před 2 lety +470

      hes also got these noticeable swirls in his hair that feel stylized and almost makes him look fictional lol

    • @Wills4gottenbday
      @Wills4gottenbday Před 2 lety +56

      Best technical analysis here

  • @KBS78686
    @KBS78686 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Danny: well the light might be a little distracting
    Danny's nutcracker: alright

  • @plutoniumparker3849
    @plutoniumparker3849 Před rokem +12

    OMG the idea of hiring a person to be a nutcracker on the back the whole time with no explanation BROKE ME LOL

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo Před 2 lety +19033

    Danny is hella fine but we dont talk about that cause we respec

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh Před 2 lety +1545

      And he’s married lol

    • @macindalou
      @macindalou Před 2 lety +2506

      @@christalcavanaugh lol yeah we don’t respect him we only respect Laura

    • @808yuri
      @808yuri Před 2 lety +45

      Como assim o próprio Daniel Pinheiro aqui??
      Bom dia senhora

    • @corsinharebaixado1776
      @corsinharebaixado1776 Před 2 lety +27

      Caralho o Daniel assiste o Dannykkkkkkkkk

    • @808yuri
      @808yuri Před 2 lety +11

      @@corsinharebaixado1776 tô chocada velho

  • @lilygrace298
    @lilygrace298 Před 2 lety +4445

    Danny is very attractive in my opinion, we just don’t talk about because he’s a married man.

    • @lilalovesu3373
      @lilalovesu3373 Před 2 lety +35

      agreed

    • @eyes2024
      @eyes2024 Před 2 lety +96

      @@lilalovesu3373 🎵We don't talk about Danny no no no we don't Danny🎵

    • @sillyandgiggly
      @sillyandgiggly Před 2 lety +21

      @@eyes2024 oh no.

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan Před 2 lety +40

      True. We respect our content kings.

    • @maskpedestrian3135
      @maskpedestrian3135 Před rokem +66

      i feel like we like his persona more than his attractiveness, so complimenting him feels kinda off

  • @JokesterVids
    @JokesterVids Před rokem +47

    4:27 nah i think danny’s fine too lol

    • @realYokai_
      @realYokai_ Před rokem

      So does his wife....

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před rokem +4

      Laura would like to know your location

  • @josefin9895
    @josefin9895 Před rokem +26

    hdanny just dropped the most lovely little snippet of his skrillex-esque song like it was NOTHING. i wanna hear more that was genuinely so good and fun

  • @Emma-zc5jm
    @Emma-zc5jm Před 2 lety +1740

    I love that that one person was confused about whether other people found you attractive because your fans are respectful enough to not leave weird comments about you being hot every video

    • @jessafra
      @jessafra Před 2 lety +156

      i honestly wonder how that person reacts when they watch this video 💀

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted Před 2 lety +51

      Speak for yourself. I make weird comments…respectfully. 😇

    • @Emma-zc5jm
      @Emma-zc5jm Před 2 lety +113

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted you're single-handedly giving that Redditor hope

    • @emclaire7027
      @emclaire7027 Před 2 lety +202

      That comment absolutely had me wheezing. Like, they’re not wrong, but the way they phrased it sounded so backhanded lmao.

    • @Emma-zc5jm
      @Emma-zc5jm Před 2 lety +222

      @@emclaire7027 they didn't have to do Kurtis and Drew like that 😭

  • @mireya6763
    @mireya6763 Před 2 lety +2678

    The fact it took me a couple seconds to realize Danny edited his face onto Buzz Lightyear in the thumbnail shows how true this really is.

  • @arbys4016
    @arbys4016 Před rokem +9

    nobody talks about how fine danny is bc it feels weird based on his personality and also cuz we love laura

    • @rassel5384
      @rassel5384 Před rokem

      Is Danny's personality makes him less attractive? Because it seems that way based on some of the comments here. What do you think?

    • @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939
      @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@rassel5384 no, they mean his personality is so brother-like that saying he looks attractive feels weird

    • @screamingbegins4688
      @screamingbegins4688 Před 7 dny

      ​@@mikudayo_biggest_fan3939 he just looks like a friend of your older brother u kinda thought was cute when u were 12

  • @flariousburst
    @flariousburst Před rokem +32

    I got back into crocheting recently, and literally crocheted for hours while listening to Danny's, Drew's, Kurtis', and Jarvis' content

  • @heyyitsjude
    @heyyitsjude Před 2 lety +587

    The offense Danny took at the nutcracker light turning off lmao

    • @inazuma2332
      @inazuma2332 Před 2 lety +25

      I thought he was scared , looked like a christmas horror moment

  • @orangeoranges6727
    @orangeoranges6727 Před 2 lety +7987

    danny is too wholesome, which is why it's hard to act thirsty abt his looks bc it feels direspectful😭

    • @lizettevaldez9231
      @lizettevaldez9231 Před 2 lety +1070

      this!! plus he's married so it adds to the disrespect

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 2 lety +371

      for me it’s because he’s literally got a beautiful and amazing wife?! not because he’s wholesome
      i love laura

    • @dawnflame1417
      @dawnflame1417 Před 2 lety +76

      @@georgie488 you and Danny both

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 2 lety +42

      @@dawnflame1417 damn straight

    • @hippy-pants
      @hippy-pants Před 2 lety +82

      it's also weird because he's a person and you... don't know him... it would still be weird if he were single but yeah

  • @calraig
    @calraig Před 2 lety +9

    alpha greg: subbed to main channel
    sigma greg: subbed to main channel AND second channel
    gregma greg: subbed to both channels AND you're in the subreddit

  • @floof2608
    @floof2608 Před rokem +18

    Why is like half the comments talking about how attractive Danny is wtf-😭

  • @malikaa6478
    @malikaa6478 Před 2 lety +25931

    Danny, you are objectively attractive. We just can’t say that cause we’re all Greg and this isn’t Alabama

    • @kaywee4200
      @kaywee4200 Před 2 lety +1432

      LMFAO WE ARE ALL BROS

    • @umm40z
      @umm40z Před 2 lety +14

      0iydu9td

    • @MogusaMogusa
      @MogusaMogusa Před 2 lety +1070

      Jokes on you I actually am in Alabama so I can say that

    • @tyrant_nosaurus
      @tyrant_nosaurus Před 2 lety +391

      all’s I wanna be is “blood related” by Kurtis Connor, is it so much to ask for ;-;

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 Před 2 lety +23

      Truth

  • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
    @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Před 2 lety +3593

    Danny talking about how it’s narcissistic to go back and watch his old videos while making an entire video about just himself and his subreddit is too funny

    • @geradeinfallslos1493
      @geradeinfallslos1493 Před 2 lety +139

      And being mad that his comment is Not top comment 😭😭😭

    • @coolbeans1578
      @coolbeans1578 Před rokem +4

      @@geradeinfallslos1493 exactly

    • @starxliqht5429
      @starxliqht5429 Před rokem +40

      dont forget that he has a whole ass picture on the wall thats just his face

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před rokem +2

      ​@@geradeinfallslos1493💀💀

    • @emperorlizZ
      @emperorlizZ Před rokem +1

      @@starxliqht5429 LOL

  • @poltergeist7302
    @poltergeist7302 Před rokem +9

    spongebob remix just sounds like a mindless self indulgence song
    13:46

  • @buhgioolppppo
    @buhgioolppppo Před měsícem +4

    11:00 omg i’m literally watching this 2 years later!

  • @nadiageorge890
    @nadiageorge890 Před 2 lety +6276

    Danny’s always been hot but I think we don’t talk about it cause we love him for his content and his humor, looks aren’t even a considerable variable in why we love him. Him being hot is just a nice cherry on top

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 2 lety +494

      Well personally I just feel creepy telling CZcamsrs that they're good-looking unprompted. I know there's a thing with how guys don't get complimented a lot so they like it when you compliment them, but I still feel like a creep when I do it, especially with my profile picture.

    • @deaddumplings5565
      @deaddumplings5565 Před 2 lety +193

      @@FrenkTheJoy oml the last part got me 😂😂

    • @SirPunzalot
      @SirPunzalot Před 2 lety +26

      @@FrenkTheJoy ... so you wait for them to ask you if you find them hot? That's a weird-ass take.

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 Před 2 lety +18

      @@SirPunzalot ? what is the right option

    • @dontIookforme
      @dontIookforme Před 2 lety +38

      Meh I don’t like calling you tubers hot. Especially Danny because he’s married.

  • @jessnicole12
    @jessnicole12 Před 2 lety +1903

    danny, i hate to break it to you, but your “nutcracker” is actually a toy soldier. i’m sorry you had to find out this way.

    • @leisewri
      @leisewri Před 2 lety +360

      aren't all nutcrackers just toy soldiers with a job?

    • @phanic.at.the.disco.
      @phanic.at.the.disco. Před 2 lety +237

      @@leisewri don’t invalidate toy soldier they out here protecting teddy bears and n other toys with their LIFE 🙄😡❗️

    • @getsomemoney21
      @getsomemoney21 Před 2 lety +75

      @@leisewri
      he makes a solid point sergeant, why are we here just to suffer.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace Před 2 lety +47

      He was born a nutcracker, it's not a choice.

    • @boots_the_bat
      @boots_the_bat Před 2 lety +44

      no this is a complete lie it can not be true and I refuse to believe it and I will die on this hill

  • @adriennesarti274
    @adriennesarti274 Před rokem +8

    12:59 the vibe is geometry dash and it goes hard 🔥

  • @pippip8237
    @pippip8237 Před 2 lety +7

    I find the whole trio attractive 💀

  • @deedeedan8681
    @deedeedan8681 Před 2 lety +1709

    I feel like I need to wash my eyes after seeing that thumbnail Ive never witnessed something so cursed in my life

    • @pcpt
      @pcpt Před 2 lety +23

      Which brand of bleach do you prefer?

    • @deedeedan8681
      @deedeedan8681 Před 2 lety +19

      @@pcpt I feel like name brand is the safest bet but is that too bougie for something like this?

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 Před 2 lety +5

      @@deedeedan8681 I think Clorox works too if you wanna try that

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +2

      My name plz help

    • @Orangecatinahoodie
      @Orangecatinahoodie Před 2 lety +10

      More cursed than the spanking advert?

  • @phoebeoconnor6734
    @phoebeoconnor6734 Před 2 lety +834

    Imagining Danny having an army of nutcrackers in his basement is frighting

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Před 2 lety +15

      You know those jokers come to life at night.

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman Před 2 lety +1

      i hope for christmas he puts one in every room

    • @DoctorSquirt
      @DoctorSquirt Před 2 lety +13

      That's a good intro to a horror movie. Laura goes down there for something and then goes missing, then she's found AS ONE OF THE NUTCRACKERS

  • @wefoundwonderland.13
    @wefoundwonderland.13 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Danny “I don’t think i’ve ever officially written out the lyrics”
    Spotify and Apple Music:
    We’d like to make things easier for you

  • @weird_hooman594
    @weird_hooman594 Před rokem +12

    Why does Danny saying he keeps his nutcrackers in the basement sound like he keeps children hostage in his basement? I shouldn’t have thought of it that way. Now I’m laughing 🗿

  • @khaotic230
    @khaotic230 Před 2 lety +2159

    hiring someone to be the nutcracker would be an awesome april fool’s joke, that way it wouldn’t be a waste of a video
    EDIT: wow a lot of likes. wish he would see this, i think it’s a sick idea

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 Před 2 lety +105

      yeah I actually really love that idea! Plus if he waits until april 1st I probably would have forgotten so it would still be a pleasant and slightly disturbing surprise

    • @carbonatedPigeon
      @carbonatedPigeon Před 2 lety +42

      What would be better is if that person was only there in a couple of shots/frames throughout the video so that most people don't notice till they go to the comments. Then they'd have to rewatch it to see where it pops up - doubling watch time 😎

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 Před 2 lety +17

      And he just slowly moves closer and closer to the screen and kills danny at the end

    • @visisuni11
      @visisuni11 Před 2 lety

      ii caan't believe this guy did did this - czcams.com/video/XwSmNHWCHjM/video.html

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium Před 2 lety +4

      We need this to be the top comment so he sees

  • @Bubbijs
    @Bubbijs Před 2 lety +8741

    Respectfully, Danny is very handsome. But feels weird to comment on?? He’s married, I feel like he has kind and respectful fans that don’t comment on looks, and he gives brother energy tbh

    • @matthewbennett9928
      @matthewbennett9928 Před 2 lety +662

      I think is very cute and very good looking. I am glad people are pointing it out finally.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 2 lety +1049

      I think this side of CZcams doesn't want to make people uncomfortable or objectified
      He and Drew are beautiful in my opinion, it just seems off topic most of the time

    • @irish2661
      @irish2661 Před 2 lety +519

      yea it just seems unrelated to suddenly comment of his appearance bcs most of his videos never rlly mentions his appearance. other than saying he looks like some random cartoon character. and it’s kinda nice seeing a fandom that’s actually not focusing on looks and actually comments on the topics

    • @samb3209
      @samb3209 Před 2 lety +320

      Brother energy is accurate

    • @therandomfuzz3164
      @therandomfuzz3164 Před 2 lety +329

      Danny looks like your friends older brother that you might've had a crush on when you were like 7

  • @s.petrikov
    @s.petrikov Před rokem +5

    WHAT A SMOOTH TRANSITION INTO THE SPONSORSHIP

  • @purplemoon7233
    @purplemoon7233 Před rokem +6

    little do we know danny still listens to dubstep

  • @qianabanana28
    @qianabanana28 Před 2 lety +5888

    the fact that even danny rewatches the old collabs shows how great and timeless the vids are, i love rewatching old vids as well

    • @theodour8617
      @theodour8617 Před 2 lety +8

      The other day I went out and bought some ice cream, and I ate it and watched football. Sarah did very well. The first time our meal went away I asked her what she liked best about football, and if it made any difference to me. She said "Oh thank god," and said she thinks so much more about football than baseball, because she thinks more about how football is better, because it's better. She wants it back, but she's never got one to begin with.
      Then I had to go drive through New Westminster to New York City where she works. It was a very nice town, as you call it.
      And then I took it everywhere in the world and I'm glad I did.
      I haven't even gotten back home from that football game yet and I just don't care.

    • @usacycling5949
      @usacycling5949 Před 2 lety +16

      @@theodour8617 How dose this have anything to do with anything

    • @theodour8617
      @theodour8617 Před 2 lety

      @@matclash4736 It is better, not batter. Have you watched too much Batman?

    • @theodour8617
      @theodour8617 Před 2 lety +1

      @@usacycling5949
      It is spelled "does" not "dose". I hope you appreciate the fact that a term such as "dose" may very well be "use" or "useful".
      Q: Have some friends or family members, people you regularly talk to or have met lived in a car accident?
      A: Yes, many. Many people have friends or family, people whom you frequently touch - anyone really. A few who are close to you do this, too, and this is an informal feature of the accident scene - so that people who normally call you when you are out of the car can see you and see how very close to them. Are you touching?
      'Cluex' soaps - a way to introduce your pet to the experience of the road. Did somebody say roadkill? I'm also working to build "Tres Hautes" soaps to help introduce people who work with road accidents. So messy!
      Be sure you see that there is some level of balance and safety between the situations - especially if there's lots of accidents and too many people involved. These people are going to have problems because of the road and the accidents, and so there's always a need to deal with those problems.

    • @theodour8617
      @theodour8617 Před 2 lety

      @@matclash4736 No

  • @BryanHawn
    @BryanHawn Před 2 lety +4465

    Lets be honest! Danny is HANDSOME AF!

  • @teresaanya
    @teresaanya Před 2 lety +7

    Danny: fuck Thanksgiving
    Also Danny: wears the entire Thanksgiving color palette on his sweater

  • @yoshimichick4755
    @yoshimichick4755 Před rokem +19

    17:11 I am so jealous right now. Every time I run my hearing aids like start popping out so my hands are constantly at my head fixing them meanwhile your earbuds are staying in while you shake you head violently lol.

    • @Lee-wf4kr
      @Lee-wf4kr Před rokem +5

      Oh nooo 😭 You gotta get them Raycon hearing aids ig lmao

  • @arizonafree6112
    @arizonafree6112 Před 2 lety +5144

    Danny needs to dress himself up as the nutcracker with the face paint and stuff then edit himself into the corner to see if we notice
    Édit!! Thanks for all the likes guys!! I totally forgot about this commet (I didn’t have notifications on) until I saw it in the video!!!! Wowe!!! Also the « I’m a real boy » thing was so funny lol

    • @TheoTheCoolest
      @TheoTheCoolest Před 2 lety +20

      Yess

    • @turkyboy5528
      @turkyboy5528 Před 2 lety +19

      Copy and paste to get noticed

    • @turkyboy5528
      @turkyboy5528 Před 2 lety +19

      Copy and paste this comment : Danny needs to dress himself up as the nutcracker with paint and stuff and edit himself into the corner of a video to see if we notice
      Original poster: Arizona Free

    • @speckledkiwi9611
      @speckledkiwi9611 Před 2 lety +49

      He did that once
      Accept it was just for a sketch
      *cough*
      I'MAREALBOY

    • @pissmonkey7340
      @pissmonkey7340 Před 2 lety +6

      @@speckledkiwi9611 takes off TAC:tm: GLASSES:tm:

  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits Před 2 lety +5241

    Your real life needs to be made into a Pixar movie.

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 Před 2 lety +22

      I would definitely love to see a pixar caricature of him. Uk it would have big expressive eyes. Lol so cute!

    • @C_Train74
      @C_Train74 Před 2 lety +17

      Act 1: Origin
      Act 2: Blow up on Vine
      Act 3: Death of Vine
      Act 4: CZcams blowup
      Close on a hypothetical future 3rd channel video (or 4th if you count the streaming channel).

    • @Shadow_Draws_20
      @Shadow_Draws_20 Před 2 lety +17

      I once had a dream that his life was turned into a movie. And it started with him saying ‘this movie is very sad, so don’t watch it if you cry easily’. It started with him being born as a dog, then thrown down a hill. And I don’t remember much after that.

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 Před 2 lety

      @@Shadow_Draws_20 I once had a dream he was clapping my...uk..lol

    • @IMeanSeriouslyGuys
      @IMeanSeriouslyGuys Před 2 lety +7

      if the nutcracker isnt his sidekick im gonna be very upset

  • @ohc1492
    @ohc1492 Před rokem +5

    I also found Drew's videos first, but ended up binge watching Danny because he's SO easy on the senses... And those EYES!! They're spellbinding!!

  • @allyfrost463
    @allyfrost463 Před 2 lety +90

    did anyone else lose their shit at the casual “what was that? we hit a kid.” in the very first music video lmao

    • @ImmortalBroken
      @ImmortalBroken Před 2 lety +6

      YES! I came here expecting to see more comments about that, so thank you for this one lol. I'm still laughing!

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +5024

    Danny literally never quit being himself

    • @Gracehasyoutube
      @Gracehasyoutube Před 2 lety +54

      We can quit this?

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 Před 2 lety +93

      yeah guys i feel like imma quit being myself, maybe i should be Tom Cruise next, see ya

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 Před 2 lety +53

      The fuck does that even mean

    • @Noobelix
      @Noobelix Před 2 lety +5

      What?

    • @mars-dc5kf
      @mars-dc5kf Před 2 lety +4

      what does that mean weirdo

  • @Tanishagias
    @Tanishagias Před rokem +8

    Danny just casually pulls up a masterpiece of a meme song and casually goes back to the video

  • @Atticuslikesart
    @Atticuslikesart Před rokem +14

    3:02 why did it take Danny 3-4 business days to realize the eyes were animated lol??

  • @thecratfywonderworld6910
    @thecratfywonderworld6910 Před 2 lety +319

    What if Danny makes a video where the nutcracker is on his seat and Danny himself is speaking from the corner of the room...?

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 Před 2 lety +20

      That actually sounds really funny

  • @StarikovaTV
    @StarikovaTV Před 2 lety +5386

    the first thing Danny posted on SoundCloud: "Nice"
    the second thing Danny posted on SoundCloud: "EPIC"

    • @strawberrymilk619
      @strawberrymilk619 Před 2 lety +47

      la croix is actually prounonced LA CWAH
      gets on my nerves

    • @arianna1906
      @arianna1906 Před 2 lety +24

      @@strawberrymilk619 I thought so too but it's funny hearing it how Danny says it lol

    • @TheFruitMugger
      @TheFruitMugger Před 2 lety +84

      @@strawberrymilk619 LaCroix was invented in Wisconsin in 1981. I refuse to pronounce that shit like it's genuinely French

    • @TAJMofficial
      @TAJMofficial Před 2 lety +9

      @@strawberrymilk619 "UHM, actually..."

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Před 2 lety +10

      @@strawberrymilk619 never took French. so hearing how it should sounds so off. so unfinished . like there is a sound that is missing

  • @my_name_is_rhyme
    @my_name_is_rhyme Před rokem +4

    That "nice" and "happy" was so adorable

  • @scriitleplays
    @scriitleplays Před rokem +2

    I saw the thumbnail quickly and thought it was just an ad for the movie Lightyear.

  • @RachelOLeary
    @RachelOLeary Před 2 lety +2047

    thats a great sweater

  • @samanthacashx
    @samanthacashx Před 2 lety +2842

    I actually get the “Am I Crazy or..” because that’s how I felt when I FIRST started watching Danny’s videos. I was searching through the comments for at least ONE person to mention it. But I never found one and I certainly wasn’t bold enough to say something. So, I think that’s the cycle: no one mentions it because no one else mentions it. And after I realized he was married, it made even more sense. And like a lot of people have already mentioned, his content is the focus. The content is why we come here. If he were a CZcamsr whose content relied on his looks, then yeah, you’d probably see a lot more comments about that. But idk, you just kind of stop noticing it after a while.

    • @semogecarg
      @semogecarg Před 2 lety +196

      it's definitely a thing when you first start watching him and then it just becomes ~danny~

    • @samanthacashx
      @samanthacashx Před 2 lety +26

      @@semogecarg exactly

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot Před 2 lety +15

      Exactly this

    • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
      @miraculoustalesofobliviousness Před 2 lety +51

      Yeah it slightly bothered me in the back of my brain but i soon forgot about it bc he's so funny and no one ever ever mentions it, which surprised me when i first starting watching his videos. It feels nice to know that we all mutually agree and mutually are respectfully quiet about it bc his videos are comedy

    • @Rueya_Duenya
      @Rueya_Duenya Před rokem +3

      SAME I KIN THIS COMMENT RN SO HARD

  • @JhonFKennedy69
    @JhonFKennedy69 Před rokem +8

    The reason we've never talked about how attractive danny is is because he is more like a uncle type or brother so there you go

  • @C0rpsees
    @C0rpsees Před 6 měsíci +3

    I love drinking la croix while watching Danny

  • @animatorireenie8319
    @animatorireenie8319 Před 2 lety +1627

    Gosh did I miss this channel. Your content here just hits different, Danny.

  • @kinseylise8595
    @kinseylise8595 Před 2 lety +1656

    “I’m gonna kill Santa Claus” is SUCH a good song, genuinely. I seriously listen to it unironically very often, and multiple times at once. Also I always imagined “paws” to mean that the hoof is pawing at the snow on the roof.

    • @biancakerr5121
      @biancakerr5121 Před 2 lety +6

      i love it so much

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 Před 2 lety +27

      Everybody imagined thats what paws means… that’s what the fucking lyric is meant to mean

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 Před 2 lety +4

      Lol that didn’t even occur to me and it bugs me every time I listen to that song that reindeer don’t have paws. Thank you. You’ve saved me a lot of unnecessary frustration 😂

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 Před 2 lety +12

      @@peenyyt4921 It's okay bud, you don't need to take your anger that your daddy beats you out on internet strangers.

    • @redacted9364
      @redacted9364 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kinseylise8595 he’s not lmao, he’s just pointing out that there is literally nothing else that lyric could mean

  • @HelieNerb
    @HelieNerb Před rokem +17

    9:30 That guy's least favorite day of the year can't be november 1st :(
    ITS MY BIRTHDAY

  • @gabbyb9939
    @gabbyb9939 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I need a full version of the SpongeBob song and the thanksgiving song ASAP

  • @IntermissionNovel
    @IntermissionNovel Před 2 lety +513

    Why Danny hasn’t been posting on this channel: Hasn’t been feeling wacky or goofy, and/or out of LaCroix.

  • @matejakristo3726
    @matejakristo3726 Před 2 lety +625

    Danny: Even this light up nutcracker might be too distracting
    Nutcracker: Okay then * turns itself off *

  • @cheesybugger7685
    @cheesybugger7685 Před rokem +4

    "It might sound a bit narcissistic but I just do it for nostalgia" Sure you do, Danny. Sure you do.

  • @emilyb5038
    @emilyb5038 Před rokem +4

    i love danny gonzales :') never change, pls dont get obsessed with yourself you're so relatable and sweet and user focused that's why we love you!!!!

  • @engIish.muffin
    @engIish.muffin Před 2 lety +793

    danny: "lets plug this in, aaaand... there we go! that looks kinda nice, huh?"
    nutcracker: "well now i am not doing it"

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari Před 2 lety +3226

    Am I the only one who thought Danny wrote "reindeer pause" instead of paws?

    • @bearmann0016
      @bearmann0016 Před 2 lety +30

      I thought pause is correct?

    • @hamsackk
      @hamsackk Před 2 lety +73

      Makes sense, reindeers have hooves but nothing cool rhymes with hooves🤣

    • @jeren7
      @jeren7 Před 2 lety +58

      not even danny knew he wrote pause instead of paws 😔

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws Před 2 lety +55

      I always thought he meant the reindeer "paws" at the roof, like how horses will sometimes scratch at the ground with their hooves

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws Před 2 lety +13

      Also why was that guy so mad about it? Like jeez dude

  • @QueenOfCringeT_T
    @QueenOfCringeT_T Před 3 měsíci +2

    There are 2 types of people: Danny Gonzaleses and Markipliers

  • @georgievillalobos891
    @georgievillalobos891 Před 2 lety +6

    5:31 “Elephant eats poop”

  • @randompersonprobably4688
    @randompersonprobably4688 Před 2 lety +265

    I really like the idea of you putting a person there dressed as a nutcracker but maybe next time you do a COLLAB WITH DREW Drew can stand there dressed as a nutcracker, then creep closer every time you look away….. then when you catch him moving you can pull the classic line
    “Wanna make a video?”

  • @malikaa6478
    @malikaa6478 Před 2 lety +299

    this entire comment section is just us admitting to respectfully simping for Danny

  • @Lee-wf4kr
    @Lee-wf4kr Před rokem +15

    8:07 Greglet

  • @cme9879
    @cme9879 Před rokem +4

    I feel like danny's main channel is like him in front of a crowd and his second channel is him at a family dinner