the BEST bad movie I've ever seen
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* Cody starts sniffing * “I hear something” Me: I don’t think that’s how that works
I believe that was a bit of a ghost busters reference
Bud. E smell the fart what do you mean
Came here to comment exactly that and see this as top comment lmfao
congrats on the pin
His Alzheimer's really kicking in 😩😩
So ur telling me this masterpiece was made because someone couldn’t spell
ilikepancakes :p Shakespeare couldn’t spell his own name 🙏😍🧚❤️✨
Yes sir
dyslexics rise up
Can't spell? Sounds like a Mr Struggle..
i mean so was coraline
“VFX: car on fire” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Timestamp?
@@wowszaralco9579 1:30
@유정 Whole foods.
fr
@@wowszaralco9579Literally in like the very beginning of the video??? Like not even two minutes in?
the ninjas are chinese...ninjas were originally japanese....and they’re speaking korean. a whole shitshow 😂💀
Lmaooo
Thats a masterpiece😂
It's byotiful
this is an asia moment
Definitely big brain humor
Being a velociraptor in a god honouring way.
dinosaurs defined
sounds like mr.struggle to me
this comment made me laugh so much just thought id let you know
@@eeezzzzeeeee ah I’m glad hahah
this comment deserved to be pinned this is hysterical
This movie seems like it was written and filmed by Micheal Scott
Michael scarn
Lmfaoooo this comment is soo true
in the post credit scene SCARN is sent out to capture velocipastor
don't do critically acclaimed Threat Level Midnight like that
Yessss lmao
Franky Mermaid is what boomers call Frank Ocean when trying to be hip
that’s frank slander. not tolerated
baybe ruth I take offense to that! It’s actually Frank Libel, Frank Slander is when it’s spoken.
^high brow humor
wtf is this comment thread
I watched this with someone that's from China, and there are hidden things in this movie:
1.) in the beginning, the girl shot with an arrow isn't fluent in Mandarine.
2.) the 3 ninjas towards the middle are speaking Korean
3.) the old ninja guy is speaking Cantonese.
4.) when old priest asks old ninja where they are, the subtitles say, "we're in a sacred place", but the ninja actually said, "we're in New Jersey."
5.) the brother, he wears a headband that says "brother" in Mandarine, so it's foreshadowing if you can read it.
6.) the sign outside the door of the ninja tent, it looks like it would say something philosophical, but it actually says, "enter here."
Somehow, I believe you but I don't.
Now I have to watch this with my friend who knows Chinese just so I can confirm.
" we're in new jersey " i still cant get over that thats the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen
“Velociraptor”
Did you mean: _velocipastor_ ?
*this guy:* “that’s a movie”
In full raptor he looks like Quasimodo of Raptors😂 bruh. Best. Movie. Ever. Probably. 😂
My man, how do u do the italics and bold letters?
@@lemons8272 put this symbol * infront of and at the end of a word with no spaces and the word will look like this: *velocipastor*
@@veomf6259 thank *you!*
@@lemons8272 any time my man!
Me: can we please watch Jurassic
World
Mom: we have that at home
Jurassic world at home: 15:55
Legend
Jurassic world is already Jurassic park at home
Damn😂
@@Trenzalore-gn6xq so basically it's the Walmart version of the Walmart version of the good version
Don't sully the name of Velocipastor with the disappointment that was Jurrasic World
This feels like Cody just had a nightmare and he's trying to tell me everything that happened
I'm Rewatching this whole video from the perspective of Cody just telling us about his nightmare.
Oh my gosh you're so right
Elly Lin lol same
LMFAOOO
Oh my goodness you are absolutely right
The lead guy looks like someone vertically scaled Benedict Cumberbatch's face down to a normal length
It's strange because that should be more appealing but it's not at all
STOP 💀💀
I thought I was the only one who noticed
i knew he looked familiar lmao
This comment was a violation that filled my heart with joy
omfg the "dead" soldier was still SMOKING A CIGARETTE. Like, you can see him still puffing away even with no air in them lungs
He wasn't still smoking it. He started smoking it between cuts.
Frankie mermaid sounds like a parallel universe Frank Ocean lmao
Was looking for someone who said that lol
Shouts out to Frankie mermaid
Cody booger
more like the great value version
Gabriel Dnchf most people won’t get this
They should make a Velocipastor 2: the Velocirapture
I want to see Doug get crucified only to return as the ultimate Jesus-raptor
They are allegedly making a sequel
Perfectly mediocre
this comment is so underrated
Genius 😂🤝👌✌️
this feels like it was very obviously supposed to be satire and i am in love with it for that exact reason. the flashbacks turning longer and the brother is just in the trunk. the awful velociraptor costume. the vfx car on fire. the pastor in a dress. it's incredible
Velocipastor looks like if John Mulaney was a bad porn star
*if*
I edited Cody’s Wikipedia page so it says Cody “The Cinema Cat” Michael Kolodziejzyk hope you enjoy Update: it’s been removed and the page has been protected to prevent editing. Oh well it was fun for the 8 hours it lasted
Holy shit you did
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cody_Ko
what... how....u deserve an award
ava kirsten Anyone can edit Wikipedia articles
Godlike
the guy who wrote this movie wrote another movie called animosity where my aunt is the main actress!!!! you should watch it lmao
yea sounds epic
He’s gonna FaceTime you and interview you
Great that's amazing
please Cody... for the love of god... review this movie please
i wish he’d facetime me lol that’d be sick. but fr he has to watch this movie. it makes no sense
I read the Wikipedia page for this movie, and yeah, the creators knew exactly what they were doing. The OG creator made a short film/fake trailer for it for a film class, and it got a couple thousand views, so he thought “fuck it, let’s make a really stupid movie.” He actually said that there is nothing deep behind the film and it is made to be pure dumb fun. I feel that every incredibly stupid/hilarious part of this movie was 100% intentional. I could sit for hours pointing out every detail of stupidity. This film is a masterpiece. First minute in, it became an instant classic in my eyes. You could say it was…God-tier.
“...standing in the kitchen. Being a reject.”
*I’ve never related to anything more*
Me, too.
Cody I’d like to point out that this movie has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
🤯
As it should
wdym this movie is clearly better
꧁༺ Ms Kuromi Chan ༻꧂ without a doubt
I thought you were lying, but holy fuck, you weren’t.
His brother is literally wearing a bandana that says "brother" in Chinese (兄弟), lol
A person named pyrrhicvictoly will say something in 1-2 hours
@@massivredboi2646 Seeing as it's a parody character whose entire life was defined only by sibling rivalry and being the main character's brother... pretty sure in this case it's supposed to be the literal meaning
Teach me
Wanna help me in my chinese exam?
Lúcia Meireles im from hong kong so i know some chinese. need any help?
my boyfriend and i watched this as a first date
if you both laughed, keep the dude :)
You still with him?
goals
GOALS
The dinosaur fight scene looked like a youtube prank
edit: damn 366 likes thanks yall
hardcore parkour
(not a prank)
Or something off of prank patrol
VELOCIRAPTOR PRANK IN PUBLIC (GONE WRONG)
the brother's headband literally says "brother" in Chinese
subtle
r/im14andthisisdeep
And are we gonna ignore the fact that ninjas are Japanese and not Chinese. This movie was a mess😂
Lol i speak Chinese mandarin and i was like wtf
not exactly, it's actually how people say "bros" to their pals
No ones gonna talk about when papa priest’s friend dies in front of him, his cigarette stays in his mouth while he dies and continue to blow smoke out of it?
I saw that too
only smokers would know
i was looking for this commen
I was giggling at that like hey I got shot through the heart but let me finish this cig
You must don’t know how much squares cost. We smoke our cigs down to the butt.
“Only through the elimination of violence, will we finally be able to achieve world peace.” Is the exact quote I expected after a mutant man rips someone’s head off
15:37 That's one hell of a raptor right there. An abolute unit.
This movie doesn’t seem real. Like a movie that the main characters in a Disney show watch.
It DOES feel like a made up TV show from Gravity Falls... or something.
honestly, it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. love Cody, but he didn't do it justice at all
moon festal like Duck-tective
it feels like something on rick's interdimensional cable where its actually considered good
@@moonfestal this movie has the same energy as "My Mummy's a Werewolf "
Velocipastor is a 10/10 film. The bit with the “insert VFX here” after his parents explode is genius.
Where HAHAHHAHAHA
What made his parents explode? Did I miss that part
Edit : nvm i reached the part where it gets strangely explained
Some of your guy’s attention span is very small 😂
They actually did run out of budget for that effect
@@lawrenzec lmao
I got a Heinz ad right after his wife exploded red
Oh god😂😂😂
wine for me luul
I’ve seen this movie about a piñata who was so fed up with his friends being ripped in half that he went on a killing spree
I NEED the sauce
I can’t tell where the movie’s editing stops and where Cody’s begins....
me neither there’s like some weird editing but then i can’t tell if cody added it because it doesn’t* this look like something he would add or it doesn’t make sense, but he doesn’t talk about it so it doesn’t seem like it’s in the movie either
@@elizapii6520 I watched the movie and he didn't add any editing lol.....its all really in the movie
milkcup wait even the Ghandi quote? And the “she’s fine” text that showed up on screen??
The only editing I recognizing from Cody was the brothers head repeatedly slamming into the ground. Everything else was how it was in the movie I think
They did a collab
when they couldn’t find a velociraptor costume at party city so they just went with a hunchback t-rex
with the crotch open of course
I laughed so hard when I saw the costume
😂😂
hunchback t-rex 😂
It literally is lol
11:28
is NO ONE gonna talk about the fact papa priest's friend was STILL puffing?!?
What I’d like to know is why this man was typing “Velociraptor” into his phone?
maybe someone asked whats his favorite dinosaur? Not that weird
"Dude i have had a crazy day today"
-"Bro you say that every day"
"No no no, I'm serious bro. Legit crazy shit happened idk if i can explain it to you"
-"Bro it can't be weirder than that time you thought you saw a dead pastor in the park and it was actually a dinosaur costume"
"Nah dude i swear to you, i saw a velocipastor"
...
-"dude. what."
"Bro. I have just had a brilliant idea."
Personal headcanon but it makes me happy
MT 22 that’s actually exactly what happened if certain sources are to be believed
and why did it autocorrect to velocipastor ??
Velociraptors are cool as fuck
When they showed what the whole raptor body looked like, I GASPED
I literally laughed so hard at the costume I wheezed
I burst out laughing
Out of fear I'm sure
I laughed my ass off
It was very scary
This movie is a fever dream
THIS MOVIE HAD ME AND MY COUSIN CRYING LAUGHING FOR HOURS!!!!! I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DAMN MOVIE.
Me: Mom I want to watch Jurassic world at the movies
Mom: We have Jurassic world at home
Jurassic world at home:
Bruh😂😂😂😂
Top comment
well now you need to watch the best jurassic movie: jurassic school
Is this the graveyard of old overused memes or something
@@kaleb749 nah jurassic school is a real movie look it up
cody could have told us he made this movie and i’d 100% believe it
GeorgeC Totonjie loser
I am Cody I just love nose apples
same
i think the most baffling part of this is the fact that cody actually watched this whole movie
The pastor looks like a watered down version of John Mulaney
*Are we not going to adress the fact that the "Raptor" is a T-Rex?*
Asdjakdjajsjaj
yea we’re just not gonna mention it
Is that really the issue at hand?
that’s your problem with this movie?
is that really what bothers you about this movie
plot twist: cody made this movie and he’s promoting it
LMFAO
Imagine watching it high
The true message is “you can be whatever you want to be”. He was actually a T-Rex priest, but truly believed he was a Velocipastor. Stay in school kids.
"My phone autocorrected to a word that wasn't actually a word!" - The director
100% chance that didn't happen.
yeh he clearly typed it wrong or just lied because it’s funny
when the soldier dies, he keeps blowing out cigarette smoke despite being dead
I see this as a metaphor
Bertie Munn this is so funny i just need to let you know
He didn’t even have the cigarette prior
For those who are looking for this, it is at 11:20
u can’t convince me velocipastor isn’t a church rock group
Yeah my dad's the drummer
UmberHawk LIVE no way, my uncles the guitarist
UmberHawk LIVE of your mom
Zach HAHA
It's a real band. I was there I was the microphone.
Genuinely thought this was called velocipasta, (british pronunciation) was so confused how it was both pasta and a velociraptor
Jeff Bezos saw this movie and was like...
"Yes."
This movie is just an excuse for the main character to get laid on camera
I guess
Bowl booger Cody loves him
😂😂
like the room ..
this movie looked like it was filmed as extra credit for religion class
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"The perfect movie doesn't exi-"
Velocipastor
YES!!!!
The effects if that guys wife exploding are comically hilarious 😂
The poorly designed velociraptor looks like no neck Ed
why doesnt this have more likes :))) lolz
My sister is an artist and she has a page in her sketchbook of just little sketches. One of them is a failed drawing of her dog, Ben, in which she accidentally drew him with no neck. It's labeled "no neck boi" and it's my favorite thing ever. Velocipastor is no neck boi.
So are we not gonna talk about how this is called "Velocipastor" from velociraptor, but the dude literally turns into a freaking T-Rex? They couldn't even get that bit right.
Also the velocipastor is a priest, not a pastor. Really makes you think...
Priest-Rex doesn't have the same ring 😞
Velociraptor were also like 1 foot tall so, you are thinking of a Utahraptor
ØbsessedWithEverything Catholic priests are still referred to as pastors, just not very often.
@Qveen3lla B P-REX
This movie is like something I would of wrote when I was in first grade lol.
I bet doug killing his brother wasnt actually part of the script. Someone actually dropped a jar of hot sauce inbetween them and it poured into theyre open eyes. Thats why they were screaming.
“I haven’t been to church that many times...”
Hmmmmm. Seems like Mr. Struggle to me
this comment made me personally feel like a me. struggle
i laughed
Mr. Unsaved imo
I was so upset by this proclamation that I pulled a LITERAL u-turn
@@jennifer_moss huh why
“That’s what parents do, they die on you.”
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*Pappa priest
Pop a Priest. That's excellent.
Edita Zilinskyte pop a priest*
Edita Zilinskyte no, it’s “pop a priest” TM
The best part is when the old priest's friend dies in the war hes still puffing on the cigarette consistently.
12:51 just not gonna mention how our protagonist is caught being the little spoon
R we not gonna talk abt the fact that Cody shaved his mustache
🤔
someone on twitch donated $1000 for him to grow it back
I’m so happy
The cop look isn’t so good right now
too many people were making fun of him i guess
Cody: "the BEST bad movie I've ever seen"
Also Cody: "I give this movie a 6"
He must have meant out of 5
well, it's still a bad movie.. it can't be as good as good movies
it's like the opposite of YMS
mad max “I’m gonna give this one a 7 out of 10”
Since its the best bad movie, a 5 out of 10 is technically the best score it can get. Perfect amount of bad/good puts it in the middle. Cody has a big brain.
Still so confused how the wife ended up in Vietnam, before the tragedy of coming head-to-head with VC-tripmine.
Otherwise the plot is solid af. Nothing to complain. One of the best documentaries I've ever seen.
i watched this with my friends at like 2 am right before quarantine started back in march and it's truly one of the best movies i've ever seen
“That’s what parents do, they die on you”
- Papa Priest; Genius of the century
That’s some Supernatural level edgy shit they’d say
Parks: exists
Cody: "It's a rural forest."
lol
haha
im not gonna like this comment coz theres 696 likes lol
Why does “Doug” lowkey look like a discount Benedict Cumberbatch?
Why does this film gave me power ranger vibes
pLEASE do this with noel! we nEED a Thats Cringe: Movie Edition!
arent they quarantined
@@ahgababy2835 you can still video call
Can’t do a that’s cringe on something that’s a joke
@@ahgababy2835 They video call their podcast.
he's literally analyzed the whole movie lol what more is there to talk about
this is the movie you’ll show your kid and have them remember parts of it years later explaining the crazy plot to their friends trying to find the title
this comment got me, btw u are so cruel.. love it
Dude that’s so accurate
Yep I think you're right
Bro that fight scene had me in tears
why is no one talking abt how fucking funny that raptor fight scene was. dude was just swinging and blood was flying i'm actually in tears rn
😂😂
As a girl who’s dad just died on the 28th hearing papa priest say “ that’s what parents do they die on you” was strangely comforting
uhhhhhhhh
Are you alright though?
i am here for u
i hope you’re alright
Sorry for your loss💖
i’m so sorry for your loss 🥺
"That's what parents do, they die on you"
*Disney* : ... cant argue with that
*every superhero* : you must be new here
I love it when I see a comment right when it happens in the video
@@Brass_Monkey that truly is the best.. and happens way more often than it should
Gay bro how tf did you respond that damn quick I got the notification right after I saw this video wtf.
yo guys it’s me
Honestly, the concept of a priest who hears all the confessions also being a serial killer who murders other killers (kinda like Dexter) is pretty awesome.
You could pull that off, maybe as a side character.
How dare he disrespect the masterpiece that is Veloci-Pastor
this film was written and directed by michael scott.
hey
Scott Michael no he’s talking about Michael Scott
Michael Scott would have done 10 times better with this movie
@@bbuuttercupp using korean nomenclature. For personal, legal reasons.
Threat Level Midnight tho.....
Why does Cody’s hair look so good rn or just why does Cody look so good all the time
It's longer, soon he'll have it at eboy length
His hair dyes lookin really good
@@crabken4969 got em
He is turning into a eboy
simp!
So "Chris Angel" in this movie is actually a musician that goes by Voltaire (character's name is Altair which is also hilarious). Voltaire has written a lot of fun/weird alternative music, one of his most famous being an original song for Cartoon Network's The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. He wrote the song "Brains" for the episode about the meteor crash and the (oddly enough) brain eating alien that lived inside it. I highly recommend checking it out.
When he was showing the mom running right before she blew up it changed to a heinz ketchup commercial
is it just me or was the corpse still smoking his cigarette AFTER he dies
Yes
The actor had to get through filming that scene somehow
Nicky A. Lmao
Right and he didn’t even have a cigarette in his mouth when he was shot it just magically appeared
He was
bruh mans wasn't smoking when he got shot then he gets shot and all a sudden he's already smoked half a cig? badass.
Legend
Nah man, the message was “smoking kills”
and u can tell hes just breathing when the guys shaking his head around bc the smoke keeps comin out of his mouth😂
yungxrow no he put it in his mouth, lit it, and when he got shot he flew back and at the same time, pulled half of it.
You gotta go out as a badass or not at all
*Cody's sense of humor is so underrated*
"Lesson of the story, dinosaurs rule"
Barney: Can't argue with that
I like how Ollie was still smoking even though he's dead.
I have some friends who would probably do that 😂
but more importantly that he didn't have that cigarette when he was alive, it just appeared in his mouth when he died
I love the fact that I was reading your comment all the time as top comment and got really hyped for the moment and when it came it was even better than I expected lol
Can’t let that 500 Nic just go to waste
Cody is the best CZcamsr imo, any suggestions for people similar to him?
Love how my boy got shot and was still smokin his cigarette.
The commitment to lung cancer is real
Still a badass, beyond the grave.
Never let the good stuff go to waste. Major respect.
He knows what’s up
My man's out here out smoking mati smokes himself.
Late to the party! I’ve only recently discovered you. When I saw the title of the movie I knew I needed to see your synopsis. I’m dying 😂 I end up looking on IMDB to see who the actors are, and was stupidly excited to see Voltaire was an actor in this movie! So now I will be watching.
Thank you for keeping me laughing!
This is a true piece of art, a masterpiece of film production
*tell me why this reminds me of a 7 year old trying to recap his dream from the night before*
Because it’s so bizarre I guess and it involves dinosaurs
Fun Fact: the exorcist character’s the same guy who sang the brains song from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!
Holy crap please do more of these . Wife and I just watched it . Frikin gold
Everyone: *We want want Jurassic World*
The movie creators: *We have Jurassic World at home*
Jurassic World at home:
Nicole Beecham lmao 🤣
This is sick
Cody has no mustache
*I’ve won, but at what cost*
At the cost of Cody having no mustache
Mustache*
Patrick Star big brain
@Patrick Star Yes thanks Patrick
the fighting scene got me crying
i waited to watch this until i got a chance to see it myself, and i gotta say it didn’t disappoint. i’m still pissing myself laughing over the costume and this is just the cherry on top
At the 11:27 , Papa Priest's "dead" friend keeps puffin that cig for the entire scene. Truly dedicated to the buzz
i noticed that loool
Ripping a fatty ghost
Lol
@@MN-pd8fs *Claps in yes*