The Cringiest Dhar Mann Copycat
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2024
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“Haha wasazie wass pahping” - Cody 2021
😖 this was deep
Cody is old and smelly
Made me teary eyed😢
What a deep intro man. I think I shed a tear. Cody just has some of the most inspirational quotes. 😔
So profound 😔✊
"Dad hires escort, ends up being his daughter" is DEFINITELY a pr0n title
let’s be real, most of them could be
Hell, I'd watch that
It is and when you think about it, isn't it absolutely crazy how incest is sold to us as arousing. You can't tell me that the ultimate goal of that industry and those websites isn't to create an army of brain dead degenerates.
Litterly saw that on pornhub the other day lmao
prolly where he got is idea
*18 years later*
Grandpa hires ESCORT!!! Ends up being HIS GRANDDAUGHTER
💀
I can’t with this comment 💀
The girl: wait... grandpa
The guy: why you call me grandpa
The guy: 👁 👄 👁
@@jerrychacko2661 it’s granddaddy
No way 🤣🤣
*Orders an escort and turns out to be your daughter*
Luis: “The facts are still the facts. She’s still hot”
This deserves way more likes
Gold
Gots to see it through my boy
this is gold
Dad: "Yeah, she's smoking..."
Cody and DHAR MAN have a enemy’s to lovers relationship.
It’s beautiful really!!
I wouldn’t say Enemies, more like guy who messes with you, you show kindness, and they become bros
Is this their enemies to lovers 25000 word fanfiction
honestly hes like that w so many ppl, they talk to him n realize hes cool
« Enemies »
Just letting you know
Girl: “dad?”
Cody: “actually it’s daddy🥵”
@Pete Harrison thank you m8
@Pete Harrison Thanks for sharing this gem of a song🥰 Now I know what my new summer anthem's gonna be 🥵😍
@@anotherszastan P
He’s getting closer and closer to “Thats cringe”
@be happy wtf man i don’t wanna listen to that lmao
@be happy uhm no.
@Maggie lmao probably a music promo. I'm paranoid to click the link tho
@Maggie some foreign language song
I KNOWWW
20 years of addiction and he’s solid after 30 days what’s his secret
he got into meth
@@tina-oc5cj LMAOOOO
Permanent benzo prescription
@@nagoshi01 damn rehab really gypped me
@@tina-oc5cj hey as long as he’s sober from alcohol that’s all that matters
I like how the text messages said “she likes older men”, hinting at her daddy issues
dannggggg good catch
About what age range would “older men” be?
@@linagranger6602 I’d say 60+
gross. blame the daughter for having "issues".
@@princesstamika what lmao?
“I named her after mom.”
“Oh wow… what was your mom’s name again?”
😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was lowkey expecting that hahaha
He never actually called the girl by her name so I just assumed he'd forgotten
Dude 😭😭😭
She doesn’t recognise her dad, that looks the exact same? OKAY
they tried to make it look like she didn't look at him even though she clearly did multiple times 😂
Well it had been 18 years. Could just have forgotten what he looked like
@@krischealgomez9806 why would a twelve year old forget what her dad looked like?
@@tebo9334 maybe she was a drunk too 🤔
@@bink6778 Ah yes
Honestly the daughter as an adult seems like a decent actor just trying to deal with shit writing and production
She was the only good thing about the video, everyone else acting was laughable
i was checking the comments to see if anyone else thought she was actually good lmao
Anyone know her name?
She commented on here, its few comments above this one.
It's crazy how they hired boris johnson for that skit
underrated comment lmaoooo
LMAO
THATS who he looks like, couldn’t put my finger on it
Omg lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
I can’t do this no more. I can’t raise her alone like this no longer.
😭
100th like
BARS!!
160th like
I cannot stop imagining some tired farmer or cowboy saying this Lolol it doesn’t fit the mood at all
Luis: “Family friendly content”
Also Luis: “Dad Hires ESCORT!!!! Ends up Being HIS DAUGHTER”
💀💀💀💀
it is familly friendly. just the whole family has to be adults.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s literally an omeleto video
@@_ikako_ and alcoholics
For a video trying to use the daughter being an escort for shock factor, the story really kinda breezes by it like it doesn’t really matter at all. She could’ve worked for domino’s, delivering a pizza and the story would’ve played out the same.
No daughter of mine is going to be serving innocent people DOMINO'S
Hell they could've just meet each other on the sidewalk and would've literally been the same story
as a chinese person, can confirm chinese proberb: such a nice place to be living all alone
It's such a beautiful saying🥰🥺
your so gorgeous
have a nice day
Lol
i like that the daughter fully changed ethnicities
As I’m reading this comment I haven’t watched the video yet so I’m really looking forward to figuring out what this means lmao
Ok yeah that’s pretty wild
What do you expect her dad ditched her that's gotta do something to a gal
Lol, I thought I was the only one who noticed this😭
And the fact they both didn’t recognize each other for fuck sake. Seems like they both have been huffing air duster and not beer
I find it strange that his daughter didn't recognize him instantly. He literally looks the same.
i literally commented that right before seeing this
They were looking at the Wallace
The wall lol
@@gunnaraxel8004 bro there's an edit button 🗿
@@melancrolypoly lol
Not only does dude look better 20 years later, he also got richer. Must’ve invested in doge coin
Also it’s funny how rehab is the happy ending for them. Rehab is when the true pain starts, no more masking feelings or ignoring the pain. For anyone. It’s a painful experience
"hey, you know how you have been an alcoholic for two decades? 30 days is all you need to get clean 🤪"
Fr Fr the recovery process makes you miss your lowest point
“i have to pretend you don't exist"
*has a framed photo of wife and daughter*
I-
@@risingmoonscholar su, this aint tiktok
💀💀💀
@@meninism69 that sure was just as mature as most tiktok video Ibby
@@vaishnavisingh9244 if u still do i- , GIRL, and CHILE, in 2021 u needa leave. Also fix ur grammar vaishnavi.
1:38 "I starred in it"
cody's lines:
"Behind."
"I'm so sorry, man."
a true star
And don't forget the most famous line, " *staring at one of the chefs for way too long* "
Oscar worthy performance, right next to Charlie’s incredible role in The Hunger Games
@Pete Harrison why did you subject me to that? I thought I was clicking on the Dhar Mann video that Cody starred in, but I get sent to that one-note ass song lol. Wtf.
@Pete Harrison Why
You can tell the actress playing the older version of the daughter is actually talented and was trying so hard w the shit she got
Dhar Mann: “Kid tries to cheat in exam, instantly regrets it.”
An unknown ripoff: “They shamed me because I couldn’t see, so I turned them all blind with witchcraft, instantly enjoys it”
“Instantly enjoys it” 💀💀💀
Cody defending his bestie for 23 minutes
*his bae
HAHA PLSSSSSS
Being bias does that to ya
testie besties
“I’m so sorry, man”- The one guy from Dhar Mann
@ari Kh dude nobody cares about spammed links to "finding tranquility" videos
You see
@@BapGap Nice profile.
Behind
@be happy LMAOOO YOU ARE LITERALLY COMMENTING THE SAME LINK ITS JUST YOU ON ANOTHER ACCOUNT
I don't hate "life lessons with Luis" but it was the worst life lesson I've ever seen Ngl.
@Austin Kilgore That's not the thing...the fact that he got richer and younger despite being a hopeless alcoholic and ditching his family so shamelessly is super unfair.
Cody, if you don’t buy a hat that says “Wine Em’ Dine Em’ and Sixty-Nine Em’” what is the point of your long hair?
I don't think Cody has ever looked like a Cody until this video
sometime im happy to chose coddy with two d as my name 🤠
@@boyfloppie Nah bro that's just weird.
@@tunafish5462 i- that hurt my feelings 😔😔 /j
Ooo burn
@@boyfloppie I think coddy is a pretty sick name bro and it's totally not weird :)
*reports*
"Why is she holding her in front of her like a meat shield?"
That killed me.
And it could’ve killed her
Rip 😞
all right Holden
And at first the little girl is just staring down sideways, not even looking at the dad. lol
That one didn't age quite so well
I love that he drank for 18+ years and then In 30 days he became totally sober?? 😂
Cody looks like one of those guys that would hide weed in valuable family heirlooms.
Happy pride month to you too :)
lmfao
how is that so specific and so true
But how do we know those heirlooms where not generational stash spots lol
Cringe overused comment
“Dad?”... “actually... It’s Daddy!”... has me DYIIIIIIIIING😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
Agreed! 🤣🤣
I wanted to dislike the video and stop watching just on principle 🤣
Shit was hilarious tho
“Cuz u raised me!” “Well not really”- Cody ko!! Omg that made me laugh so hard!!!
12:45 it's always awkward at first when u switch hookers :/
conversation flows a little easier once u figure out you're related
“What are you the alcohol police?”
Isn’t...isn’t that just the regular police?
??
🤣🤣🤣
the Puppy killers also exist
(puppy killers are the ATF)
Nope there alcohol police
.. the ATF are alcohol police and states have the ABC alcohol beverage control
1000th like
I don’t care or remember asking
Cody’s name fits his appearance so well
@ari Kh no shut up
LITERALLY
Wait his name is Cody? I thought it was codel...whose noel then ??is that Noey
@@Meg-cc6yc ‘’the fabric of the universe is falling apart’’.
I love that Cody and Dhar are such good friends now that he's out here defending his mans with passion. Respect.
The daughter looked to be around 10-years old when the dad left the family. How could the adult version of the daughter not recognize her new client as her dad?
Family friendly content at its finest: Dad hires ESCORT turns out to be HIS DAUGHTER?!?!
Bruh moment
In ALABAMA its default
Remember it’s an ESCORT!!!
that seem like pretty friendly family
I wrote a short story about this, except it was the escort's mother. I was 14, and my English teacher was like "Keep writing, you'll get there in the end" (???) Where 'there' is, I wasn't sure. But now I finally know... as Dhar Mann's head writer.
“Family friendly”....my kids after watching that - “mommy, what’s an escort?”
I laughed harder than I should've at this 😂
Not to mention he clickbaits his videos that cover the topic of sexual abuse, which is really distasteful
I mean, better for them to learn that from you 👀 just sayin 🤷♀️
@@jelena1913 i mean i wouldn't want my mum to teach me about prostitutes tho
@@sagnik3556 yea, because you already know about that profession?
I also would choose alcohol over someone who says "you can't do this NO MORE", and "you can't drink NO LONGER"
Cody: "come on these guys couldnt edit this empty space out?
Also Cody: 19:49
she is way to forgiving to the man who’s first question was “how do you know my real name?” after she said “dad” 💀
Fr she calls him dad and doesn’t make any connections
How did she not notice it was him when she saw him bruh
It's been 18 years and she was like 8.
Am I the only one who thought the adult actress looks kinda like Dua Lipa?
🤨
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??
DHAAARRRR MAAAAANNNNNNN
I’m early to a Dhar Mann comment I’m proud of myself even tho I’m not
Hey
The Mann, the myth, the legend
@@TheSportSatellite Scott Sterlinggg!!!!
HE'S HERE
“I had to forget you existed!”
(Literally has a picture of her in his living room)
"Damn he looks pretty good! What's his secret?! Drinking straight Gin?!"
(knocks over Liquid Death can)
cody looks like Kelsey's dressed him up as how she would dress their kid
I actually threw up a little bit laughing at this lol I was mid bite
LMFA()
Lmfaoooo
No he doesn’t. People are just saying anything now.
why do you gotta make fun of his outfit man his hair is already dogshit
I get him not recognizing his daughter, but wouldn't she recognize him, I mean not about him changed. Idk bc I haven't seen my dad in years, but I'd still know him if I saw him.
Yah I agree I always remember my parents faces even when it was only from a picture. Idk especially if you always longed for a parent you remember the faces of the ones who were not there for you or sadly are gone. It’s something hard to forget it’s like seeing yourself in a way, it’s hard to miss noticing someone like that.
I thought that was the point of her not looking at him once, but it wasn't.
he left when she was like 5 tho tbf
@@rusteyipjan6720 yea I'm just saying tho like my dad left when I was around that age as well, and I haven't seen him since. Not even in pictures, but if he walked through the door as a complete stranger I'd still know who he is you know.
Maybe her daddy issues are so bad that every John looks like her dad to her.
This entire script is also a rip off of a short film called Lily Meets Charlie
yep, original here, it's much better written and produced: czcams.com/video/fSW3a0zb0rQ/video.html
HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS A RIP OFF OF THE EXACT SHORT FILM ON OMELETO
I was looking for this comment! Is just a 100% COPY PASTE... but SO low cost
Her “dad” literally didn’t age a day since she was 8. he looks the exact same, now how tf didn’t she recognize him immediately. 🤣
Cant believe I had to scroll this far for such a comment lmao
She didnt even look at him throughout the first conversation lmao
I would imagine not seeing someone for that long would likely make you forget what they look like.
Maybe trauma?
@@Gorbgorbenson You're telling me that you'd forget a parent's face so much so that you wouldn't even SLIGHTLY recognize them even though they look exactly the same? You wouldn't even say something like "You look familiar..."?
This was actually my first acting job 🤣 definitely an interesting first start
does the legend reply?
Fake?
Wait what, is this real? You would think this would have more likes tho lmao
You were the best thing about this, great acting! I hope this turns into bigger things for you 😊
O ello
kid: *walks in on parents arguing*
mom: *PHYSICALLY takes kid and inserts her into argument*
what a wonderful example of a parent
How is it the further away from college age he gets, the more Cody becomes a frat bro?
Cody looks like he drives a truck and doesn’t allow his teenage daughter to date
It’s true I’m his teenage daughter
ahh there it is
He just channeling his albertan heritage lol
The Twilight actors are doing beautiful things for themselves nowadays.
Bruhh💀
Kid goes in for hug
"Grampa you smell like beer"
*Seinfeld sound effect plays*
DA DA DA
I was thinking the same thing!!!😅🤣
Cody saying “what are you in a frat?” while he is dressed like he is in one 💀
fun fact: in sweden we can only buy alcohol from one store, and they promote it to be bad, unhealthy, addicting and all the dark sides of alcohol :)
"Shes married, so marrying her isnt a possibility for you" "ya, that's not a thing I can do legally is it"
No buddy no its not
Still a total smokeshow 😎🤟🔥
@@user-bc4tt6tc8p LOL
Polyamorous relationships aren't legal in the US?
@@anaalina5964 Unfortunately not. It’s illegal in 50 states. It is also considered bigamy in the UK and therefore illegal so they both need to pattern.
@@jishoumushoku5094 Oh. That sucks.
Okay so we aren’t going to talk about the fact that the girl didn’t recognise her father right away but had to look into an old picture to know it’s him?
exactly lol
Thank you!! I had to scroll for a while to find this. She wasn't that young when he left she should've recognized him immediately
She couldn’t even tell from his voice loll
They didn't look at eachother
I think she made the connection after seeing her mom and herself in the photo. Plus, they didn’t really look at each other or make eye contact until she saw the photo.
Me: can we get Grindelwald
Mum: we have Grindelwald at home
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE
OMG AHAHAHHHHHHH
^_^
.
I’m not sure the beginning of this aged well
Still can’t believe she’d rather give money to a dog than a homeless person
Food*
And a dog can’t feed himself. A homeless person can go ask someone to buy him a burger. I think I’d give the same answer honestly.
@@nickmagwood9200 yeah it makes sense
@@nickmagwood9200 I mean... dogs can feed themselves. They’re hunters. Also most neighborhoods put out food for stray dogs or for outside dogs which they then have access to. Homeless people don’t just need food. They also need hygiene supplies and many other items which their limited amount of money needs to go to. Bottom line people are more important.
@@blehglurg5656 I agree. Well said.
@@blehglurg5656 I'd help out a dog over a human. It's my choice and I'd choose animals any day. People are more important, perhaps to you. Not everyone agrees.
18:45 bro the clothing on mics thing will forever be my pet peeve of Thai dramas
Damn, I hate it
"such a nice place to be living alone" is my new favorite quote.
if you don't bring that's cringe back, I will personally get involved
Ill be there to back you up from a distance
what you gonna do
I'll go with you
They aren’t going to, Noel talked about it on stream last night
@@squidwardstesticles5914 why not
nobody else talking about the “DAD forces DAUGHTER to TERMINATE BABY!”
FR
Much better than "WHITE LADY Refuses to Hire COLORED GIRL - Must See Ending!!!!" But a far, far cry from Luis' insistence on hyphenating "pay-check."
i read 'TERMINATOR BABY' and spit milk out my nose
xD
Yeah bro I saw that too I was like what the hell is this 😂
"Because you raised me!"
-- Woman who can't recognize her own dad even though he hasn't aged a day
That man out lived his ex-wife and looks way successful now. Maybe she was holding him back not the bottle.
Damn I didn’t know Boris Johnson was an alcoholic
Must be something shady in his tea
Or Jason Nash
Everyone else did
we're not just doing commentary. we're changing lives
Do you have a dharminitan card
hell yeah we are
Bars
so true bestie
Inspirational
17:28 jesus that beer must have an alcohol percentage of like 2000% shit fucking vaporized on impact
honestly this would have been such a good concept for a “good for her” movie. the sentimental bullshit is so boring. you see the photograph, make an excuse to leave, and gone girl tf out of him
Cody made a good point when he said that the woman playing the daughter is actually a good actress and just needed to secure the bag lol get that coin girl!!
fr “wipe that off your resume” had me dyingggg
She looks a tiny bit like Dua Lipa
She looked kinda familiar for some reason
Dang, I can't believe they landed Jason Nash for that skit
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA actually though
Omg that would be hilarious
That's clever and so funny lmfao
I’m rolling lmaoo
My first thought 😂
I really don't like that ending honestly. I wanted her to be like "I'm a bad ass escort and you're a drunk."
Life lesson number 3:
Don’t sleep with your daughter.
“She’s still hot... what do you do?”
Incredible
straight guys are hilarious sometimes
‘i cant do this no more. i cant do this no longer.’ bestie the characters in my daydreams have better dialogue than this wtf
lmao "bestie" gotta be the cringiest roblox slang i've heard 💀
@@alz6889 wdym bestie 🥺
@@alz6889 what exactly do you perceive as cool and not “cringy roblox slang” then bestie, since you seem to be the most knowledgeable on the matter 😻
@@mariumkhan1078 btw im not supporting the cringe dhar mann d
copycat but please dont call me bestie also jojo siwa ur favourite singer/actress/dancer is gay😳😳😳😳
@@alz6889 ok bestie
"A man Finds Out that His Girlfriend Doesn't exist"
*Re:zero vibes intensify*
If I were that chick I would've thought he was gonna kill me with how he's talking
the acting actually physically pains me to watch, my body rejects it
right i had to keep pausing it to take a break and recover 😭
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re ending lives”
Just found my senior quote
lol
US Army ads be like
I like how the mom asks the daughter why she is awake when it's literally daytime since there is light in the window.
I didn't expect for u to drop sooooo much cody
When did he get that beer lol. Wasn't he drinking gin? He just materialized it out of sheer alcoholic willpower lmao
"sheer alcoholic willpower" LOL
No wonder its hard for him to keep drinking, there is obviously a demon following him with a cart full of liquor
@@tastyjoe4169 where can i find such a demon?...uh oh
cody looks like hes about to brag about how big the fish he caught earlier is
All he needs is a Salt Life tee shirt and some Croakies for the sunglasses and we got ourselves a hobbyist fisherman
He's the crossover between a surfer dude and a fisherman dad
Women want him, fish fear him
Aged horribly
“Why are you awake?”
*clearly like 7 pm outside*
i love how cody went from cringing over dhar mann’s videos to defending him to the point of making a whole video for him
ikr lmao
literally lmao
@@ihopeidontwakeup oooh i love your pfp😟
he's getting old
we love an enemies to friends dynamic 😌✊
Shouldn't the mom have shielded her daughter when she walked in on the argument? Not physically held her between the two of them as they continued to argue and the mom started calling out the dad for not being a good parent? Wth?
"Come in here honey, I want you to be here for the collapse of our family!"
@@buzzinbea *starts taking pictures*
@@buzzinbea *whispers* "This is your fault btw"
It wasn’t really an argument in that sense: She was putting her in front to ”frame” what he would be missing, his daughter
@@pervonhagelbrakare8172 That is child abuse.
he had the opportunity to call himself dhark man but did not take it
Actually the escort lesson was also copied, but from a short film drama called "lily meets charlie" that you can find here on youtube. Like full chunks are copied, for example the elevator scene. I think i don't have to mention that the original really is thought-provoking and thoughtful, not like that rather tasteless rip-off
A difference is that in black mirror they probably would’ve slept together before the revelation 😭😭
Striking Vipers anyone?😈
That's the plot of a very famous Korean movie that I don't wanna name cuz it's a major spoiler but ya
That was a jaw dropping revelation
@@mz1597 delete that spoiling iy legit ruins the movie
@@Redpanda-xg8hb ok i deleted. Now you delete your reply. Then I'll delete this comment. It'll be like nothing happened. My OCD will thank you.
When Cody got up after reading the title "man wakes up and his girlfriend is not real", I thought he was gonna check if Kelsey was real
The scene with the man and the escort he called just standing in their apartment talking about alcoholism was actually done pretty well, it feels like it hits close to home
Two people who both are doing something fueled by necessity more than sarisfaction and talking about each others problems, its sweet in a human way
It's hilarious how "That in the biz is what we like to call a callback" is a callback in itself now