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  • @thicc_astley
    @thicc_astley Před 2 lety +18462

    i love how danny couldn’t find a picture of himself in his camera roll and thought “okay i’ll just try to find it on google”, what an underrated convenience of being famous

    • @boy2marine11
      @boy2marine11 Před 2 lety +701

      Famous people and people with oddly unique names.

    • @thicc_astley
      @thicc_astley Před 2 lety +1100

      @@boy2marine11 yknow i saw this and thought “okay that can’t be right, i have a weird name with three surnames but i’m still not well-known so i won’t come up on google”
      googled my name
      first things that came up were photos of me in my old school, a painting of me done by a friend, and my actual address 😐 what da fuck i gotta be more private
      edit: i moved house (not because of this, it was just Time To Move) and my current address doesn’t show up with my name so i guess there’s that 💀
      but chances are the only person googling my name is myself anyway; i take solace in that

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 Před 2 lety +431

      @@thicc_astley this my life too, people with generic names will never know the fear of being incredibly google-able

    • @moeshrooms385
      @moeshrooms385 Před 2 lety +300

      @@thicc_astley I remember searching my deadname a while back and found like 4 different Instagram accounts and an old twitter account I had and I can’t get into any of them to delete them and the thought of it haunts me every night😭😭

    • @thicc_astley
      @thicc_astley Před 2 lety +130

      @@GrunesGemuse i would thank the german lady for making it harder to google your personal info lol

  • @heath1012
    @heath1012 Před 2 lety +7373

    danny calling 2016 “six years ago” absolutely haunts me

    • @Diamondgamervideos
      @Diamondgamervideos Před 2 lety +554

      It was like a jumpscare

    • @nkr8851
      @nkr8851 Před 2 lety +390

      i though i was turning insane when i heard that

    • @nabilayasmine3319
      @nabilayasmine3319 Před 2 lety +272

      fr though I just had to pause the video a bit and see my calendar because what the hell 😭

    • @jongininikim5219
      @jongininikim5219 Před 2 lety +285

      a couple days ago my coworker was like "you've been working here for 6 years now, haven't you?" and i was like "no lol" before i realized that 2016 was fucking 6 years ago wth

    • @HaileyCagleBagel
      @HaileyCagleBagel Před 2 lety +239

      we're closer to 2026 than 2016 😭

  • @TheMsmaddy100
    @TheMsmaddy100 Před 2 lety +4042

    “I just use whatever shampoo Laura buys” literally the most husband answer I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny Před 2 lety +1800

    As a Brit, that pronunciation of "Gloucester" physically ripped my soul from my body

    • @takarah964
      @takarah964 Před 2 lety +86

      DUDE AS SOMEONE FROM GLOS I WAS DYING

    • @lysime
      @lysime Před 2 lety +34

      As a French, it made me itch

    • @haleybee8938
      @haleybee8938 Před 2 lety +66

      me but as someone from gloucester mass

    • @ella.r
      @ella.r Před 2 lety +38

      @@haleybee8938 i'm also from mass and the pronunciation killed me

    • @The_big_prooooo
      @The_big_prooooo Před rokem +4

      Same

  • @username-mk4qv
    @username-mk4qv Před 2 lety +5681

    You guys Danny isn’t aging, he’s just upping his ice powers game.

  • @hannahpugh628
    @hannahpugh628 Před 2 lety +4368

    The person who broke down who would say the sleep is for the weak thing FREAKING nailed it. Honestly perfect.

    • @charutiwari5077
      @charutiwari5077 Před 2 lety +97

      Kurtis one is so perfect 😌

    • @handleerror
      @handleerror Před 2 lety +6

      I freaking cried lmaooo

    • @aquso
      @aquso Před 2 lety +5

      How does this have 2,000 likes yet 2 replies

    • @zagrfox1152
      @zagrfox1152 Před 2 lety +1

      @@aquso 4 comments now

    • @aquso
      @aquso Před 2 lety +1

      @@zagrfox1152 still, that's surprising

  • @cloutlessmouse
    @cloutlessmouse Před 2 lety +622

    I fell asleep to a playlist and had a dream about Danny. When I woke up this video was playing and he was talking about how weird it is that people he's never met can dream about him.

  • @AOTlover1015
    @AOTlover1015 Před 2 lety +655

    I actually really like his hair. The mix of the gray in there makes his hair look even more smooth and healthy. Also I loveee the color

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 Před rokem +41

      the way his hair is always styled and it like waves to the right of his head just makes it look like a wave of extra texture. it looks great.

    • @chlochlo217
      @chlochlo217 Před rokem +12

      literally his hair is perfect

    • @spimuru5040
      @spimuru5040 Před 3 měsíci +7

      yeah he looks like a really young pokemon professor.

  • @evoailo
    @evoailo Před 2 lety +2744

    Danny referencing to 2016 as "six years ago" is making me die inside

    • @mimishandle
      @mimishandle Před 2 lety +48

      lmao right

    • @BadWolfSilence
      @BadWolfSilence Před 2 lety +74

      Good to know it’s not just me

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Před 2 lety +111

      I stared at the wall for a good while after he said that

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 Před 2 lety +64

      Lmao me too, but for separate reasons I think. I'm an adult now (18) and in 2016 I was in 6th grade. Feels like so much longer than that

    • @wawaicedcoffee
      @wawaicedcoffee Před 2 lety +47

      I graduated from high school in 2016 and 6 years ago simultaneously feels like forever ago and yesterday

  • @mellowhamster
    @mellowhamster Před 2 lety +2157

    Danny always having grey streaks just proves that he was the original e-girl

    • @xcelestialsongx
      @xcelestialsongx Před 2 lety +34

      We need some TikToks of him biting his bottom lip and glaring at the camera while running his hand through his hair ASAP. It's just the natural next step.

  • @jakemiller2507
    @jakemiller2507 Před 2 lety +317

    I once binged almost nothing but Danny Gonzalez videos for like 2-3 full days and on one of those nights, one of the dreams I had was literally structured like one of his videos. Like I would do something in the dream and then there would be a cutaway where he talked about it.

  • @TomPPowell
    @TomPPowell Před 2 lety +123

    As a british guy, hearing Gloucester (said like "Gloster") as Glowkester was so funny, literally never heard anybody do that

    • @dogdog7883
      @dogdog7883 Před rokem +3

      i don't even bother trying to say that word

    • @Anna-cj7fi
      @Anna-cj7fi Před rokem

      as a different english person it tore me to shreds

    • @togepipokearts4504
      @togepipokearts4504 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@Anna-cj7fi thank you for clarifying you are not the same person

  • @ILoveLamp_1995
    @ILoveLamp_1995 Před 2 lety +22387

    With Danny's grey hair taking over his head and still looking young, he's gonna end up like the guy from the KFC romance movie

  • @alphony_
    @alphony_ Před 2 lety +3727

    Guys Danny isn’t getting old, Elsa just struck him when he was a young child.

  • @gh0stpuppi333
    @gh0stpuppi333 Před rokem +109

    8:00 sobbing bc I have these pajamas and now I’m gonna match with Danny AND Laura

  • @Batsnang
    @Batsnang Před rokem +53

    There are some youtubers, the way they say "HelloFresh" sounds like "hella fresh" and Danny is one of those people, makes me laugh every time

  • @RandomPerson-iz1qu
    @RandomPerson-iz1qu Před 2 lety +5744

    Danny is so naturally funny, im so glad he’s leaning into the unscripted stuff

  • @JJbafreak
    @JJbafreak Před 2 lety +3317

    as a 15 year old person who was always insecure to be born with grey hair, this was super comforting to see danny truly embrace the fact that he has grey hair

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars Před 2 lety +277

      grey hair is cool as hell tbh

    • @kroolan974
      @kroolan974 Před 2 lety +171

      Wait, like you were born with all grey hair? Or born with some grey hairs? Cuz either one is hella cool bro

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi Před 2 lety +342

      having gray streaks at 15 is very much main character energy. Like idk i cant picture a young person with gray hair who doesn’t look badass

    • @psyerror1561
      @psyerror1561 Před 2 lety +127

      When I was a kid I always thought that the kids with grey or white hair were SO cool. Kids are horrible to everyone, but just letting you know that I personally always thought it was awesome.

    • @ashyy1584
      @ashyy1584 Před 2 lety +31

      Grey hair are cool as hell, I hope you will grow out of your insecurity

  • @Aro7241
    @Aro7241 Před 2 lety +58

    @8:26 LMAO that kid really fooled Danny with his own photoshopped picture🤣

  • @SoNicBoi08
    @SoNicBoi08 Před rokem +42

    Danny: "I don't want the background being too distracting because they won't be looking at me"
    Also me: looking at the background anyways

  • @milaclarke7904
    @milaclarke7904 Před 2 lety +9794

    Every single one of Danny’s videos is like a catch-up with your grandpa, it’s very nice and wholesome, but your granddad is also borderline senile so he goes on the weirdest tangents.

    • @kissadunham9461
      @kissadunham9461 Před 2 lety +178

      Cant relate. My grandpa would try and sniff me or something 🥰

    • @milaclarke7904
      @milaclarke7904 Před 2 lety +279

      Danny in the next video: “hey Greg, just wanted to check if any of you are being stinky little boys” (sharply inhales at camera) “nope no stinky boys here, because when your Greg you smell like baby wipes”

    • @rehnaanliker5931
      @rehnaanliker5931 Před 2 lety +43

      @@kissadunham9461 yo Bidens ur Grampy

    • @ezrac9578
      @ezrac9578 Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @kissadunham9461
      @kissadunham9461 Před 2 lety +25

      @@rehnaanliker5931 if he wasn’t so conservative I might think so. However, My grandpa is also a very sleepy and incoherent man

  • @stoplight2669
    @stoplight2669 Před 2 lety +3534

    Most people dealing with creepy fans: “guys, you need to stop. I’m uncomfortable dealing with this”
    Danny: “does anybody know what shampoo… Danny puts in his hair”

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 Před 2 lety +184

      @slida emif I think most people prefer the unscripted version of anyone. I don't think all of Danny's lines on his main channel are scripted, and it's all original to him, he just polishes it up a bit so it doesn't sound so awkward.

    • @yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519
      @yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 Před rokem +28

      how is it creepy

    • @Some1_357
      @Some1_357 Před rokem +13

      @@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 you probably do ask for what toilet paper a celebrity uses

    • @randomstuffprod.
      @randomstuffprod. Před 11 měsíci +17

      ​@@Some1_357 what do you mean? If someone has really nice hair I think it's appropriate to ask what products they use.

    • @bobbiwib
      @bobbiwib Před 11 měsíci +7

      ⁠@@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 it’s weird when it has that level of depersonalisation on CZcams, but tbf I have asked women in toilets what shampoo they use and they always seem flattered and it’s a nice little tension breaker when some girl you don’t know has reached over to the soup dispenser and elbowed you in the ribs! But in that situation you’re distilling the unwanted intimacy vibe, not increasing it

  • @Sours56
    @Sours56 Před 2 lety +51

    "I'm tryna smell like Danny" made me laugh so loudly lmaooo

  • @Whistlingrover7
    @Whistlingrover7 Před rokem +62

    Intrigued, I looked up the plot of the pregnancy pact to see what made Danny say it was crazy explicit, and it’s nothing that you wouldn’t expect from a movie about a bunch of women getting pregnant? The only thing I can think of that would freak him out like that was the phrase “vaginal tearing”

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx Před 9 měsíci

      CZcams is a bitch, they would definitely demonetize the video for that :/

    • @weirdworldsiena
      @weirdworldsiena Před 5 měsíci +15

      To be fair one of them got pregnant by a teacher at 16

  • @drpeppergurl
    @drpeppergurl Před 2 lety +2396

    i can't be the only one who honestly prefers unscripted danny to scripted danny. he just comes off so much more natural and funny imo

    • @danigz
      @danigz Před 2 lety +3

      Yea

    • @briicksyy
      @briicksyy Před 2 lety +3

      Fr

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety

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    • @maleineperle1770
      @maleineperle1770 Před 2 lety +27

      I discovered unscripted Danny first, and I prefer this channel

    • @aubergine1086
      @aubergine1086 Před 2 lety +122

      yeah but it feels kinda sucky to say cause danny puts a lot of work into his scripted videos so if everyone just liked the ones that he does randomly i think that’ll make him feel bad but idrk
      also while typing this i accidentally typed kurtis instead of danny and i just wanted to point it out cause it proves they’re the same person /j

  • @kizface3918
    @kizface3918 Před 2 lety +5263

    The fact Laura and Danny have matching Christmas jammies makes me want to die but in a good way.

    • @soggyboy2316
      @soggyboy2316 Před 2 lety +4

      Hahahahahahhahahahahah yes bro ikr lol so cool 😎

    • @mynamesnotrick6907
      @mynamesnotrick6907 Před 2 lety +55

      Lmao my fiancé convinced me to have matching Christmas jammies with her and our 2 year old daughter for our family Christmas. Cutest thing but I can't say I wasn't feeling a tad embarrassed lol

    • @queenqm
      @queenqm Před 2 lety +26

      _"Cry, but like in a cool way"_
      _~Someone with green eyes, and curly brown hair_

    • @madcracker8077
      @madcracker8077 Před 2 lety +1

      @@queenqm “die but in a good way” or they could get some help

    • @aquso
      @aquso Před 2 lety

      @@madcracker8077 yes.

  • @pupperkatp5211
    @pupperkatp5211 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Danny the grey hairs honestly look really good 😭 they’re right they just look like highlights

  • @kaibaiarrio1299
    @kaibaiarrio1299 Před rokem +18

    14:22 yall have no idea how much fear i had when i misheard "from target" as the r slur 😭😭😭

  • @bbs.5157
    @bbs.5157 Před 2 lety +2029

    The name "Donny Gorgonzola" had me dying laughing on the floor: I don't know why that was so funny, maybe I need to sleep

    • @josheaster1547
      @josheaster1547 Před 2 lety +13

      i'm pretty sure he came up with that in an older video

    • @arc.the.sharky
      @arc.the.sharky Před 2 lety +10

      for me it was when he slid in to introduce the sponsor and was so tense for the first few seconds and then he leaned back and said “America’s number one meal kit.” don’t know why, but that GOT me.

    • @vydave
      @vydave Před 2 lety +8

      @@josheaster1547 that was Diggy Gorgonzola right? I've never seen Donny before.

    • @aven7580
      @aven7580 Před 2 lety +1

      @@josheaster1547 ratatoing i think

    • @Scriblyn
      @Scriblyn Před 2 lety

      Enjoy your rest

  • @igaszamotulska2399
    @igaszamotulska2399 Před 2 lety +3895

    Danny's really stepping up his sparkling water game right there, constantly evolving

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

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    • @D0MiN0ChAn
      @D0MiN0ChAn Před 2 lety +9

      As a German, I very much approve of this development 🙌🏻 sparkling water ftw!

    • @AmbrynX
      @AmbrynX Před 2 lety +12

      Oh my god the replies 💀

    • @rachelkim6134
      @rachelkim6134 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah, looks like he goes for horis over vertis

    • @Coseepo
      @Coseepo Před 2 lety +6

      Well he is a water sommelier now

  • @dogdog7883
    @dogdog7883 Před rokem +23

    9:14 Hold on... he sounds just like kurtis on the last one it's INSANE

  • @cookiecat7759
    @cookiecat7759 Před 2 lety +16

    laura and danny having matching christmas jammies is wholesome asf

  • @ninasrensen1788
    @ninasrensen1788 Před 2 lety +1827

    I had a dream about danny once where he and i were eating his own new brand of biscuits, very good oatmeal biscuits, and then he pulled out a bag filled with the failed test batch of biscuits and he started eating them but they were so dry they made him cough and everytime he coughed a dust of biscuit shot out of his mouth but he kept shoving them in his face and coughing up more and more biscuit dust

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      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety

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    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 Před 2 lety +98

      yeah he'd do that

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 Před 2 lety +243

      If you told me this was a skit from a video I just happened to miss I'd believe you

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena Před 2 lety +102

      Okay that really cracked me up lol thanks for that mental image

    • @tierneyhewitt879
      @tierneyhewitt879 Před 2 lety +53

      this made me laugh so hard thank you

  • @uhohspaghettios2391
    @uhohspaghettios2391 Před 2 lety +5478

    People freaking out about Danny's grey hair is hilarious to me. I'm a year older than him, but I got my first grey hair at 17. I really wanted to dye my hair grey when I was in college, but at the time, it wasn't a thing and I would've had to just reapply temporary hair dye every day. Honestly, if COVID cases ever die down in my area, I might call my stylist and book an appointment for it.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 Před 2 lety +177

      Yeah, I'm the same age and I started greying a few years ago. Idk if it's from celebrities refusing to age or how common hair dye is, but a lot of people underestimate how early grey hair can appear.

    • @bandk1d_
      @bandk1d_ Před 2 lety +53

      Yeah I wasn’t freaking out about his grey hair and I actually like it sooo…

    • @yeeterskeeter
      @yeeterskeeter Před 2 lety +45

      I'm 15 and I have so many grey hair too 💀

    • @samg2643
      @samg2643 Před 2 lety +16

      Yeah I’m younger than him and I’ve already got a crap ton of grey hair

    • @rambasil
      @rambasil Před 2 lety +13

      Two bots only 70 likes. That’s gotta be a new record

  • @amnoirgg8563
    @amnoirgg8563 Před rokem +12

    It’s nice how he acknowledges his fans, while also pointing out how freakin weird we all are 😹😿

  • @M3owww_
    @M3owww_ Před rokem +33

    3:51 Danny's scumbag, Steve era 😍🥰😘🤩

  • @Dom-mo2jd
    @Dom-mo2jd Před 2 lety +7458

    Honestly it's really nice to see someone else with gray hair and not trying to hide it. I'm 24 with a hefty amount of gray hair due to genetics (my grandma had a full head of gray hair by the time she was 30) and I've been really self conscious about it. Props to you Danny, keep rocking that hair!

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander Před 2 lety +218

      I think it's cool!

    • @sentionaut6270
      @sentionaut6270 Před 2 lety +201

      my moms in her 60s and i have no clue the actual color of her hair. she has always colored it blonde. always.

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      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety

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    • @JJBAWWII
      @JJBAWWII Před 2 lety +163

      Nothin but bots amirite

    • @romitsu968
      @romitsu968 Před 2 lety +15

      Lord Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life: No one comes to the Father, except through Him.

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Před 2 lety +6054

    I'm so glad Danny isn't self conscious about his grey hair, it makes him look even better, adds this spice to his style

    • @kzatx5350
      @kzatx5350 Před 2 lety +276

      I don’t know why, but I misread this at first and I thought you said “spice to his slice”😂

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier Před 2 lety +163

      @@kzatx5350 that would be a very Danny thing to say actually

    • @nica7747
      @nica7747 Před 2 lety +20

      Where is grey hair on his head bro

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Před 2 lety +80

      @@nica7747 Literally the whole thing is frosty

    • @sailorboluda4966
      @sailorboluda4966 Před 2 lety +70

      tbh it looks rlly cool

  • @user-hp6zf5td1g
    @user-hp6zf5td1g Před 2 měsíci +3

    "that looks sick dude its all FUCKED UP" 😭😭

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před měsícem +2

    Danny is such a chill celebrity. He never questions or gets offended by the weird questions people ask. He's just like "sure I'll tell you what kinda of shampoo I use, here's how I style my hair. Yes I know I look weird in that picture that's just my face ig."
    I don't know how to explain it but I find it really endearing that he is so nice and like, normal, to his fans.

  • @littlebee931
    @littlebee931 Před 2 lety +1134

    Actually, Danny's Wikipedia page was LOCKED since so many people were editing it after the last Reddit video.

  • @whoisgianna1793
    @whoisgianna1793 Před 2 lety +593

    i can confirm that danny does have serious rbf. i met him at disneyland in like 2017 and he looked like he would rather be dead while standing in line for the ferris wheel.

    • @leviathxns
      @leviathxns Před 2 lety +152

      This is so funny holy shit
      "Happiest place on earth" and this man looks like he was sent to hell

    • @maeg1119
      @maeg1119 Před 2 lety +19

      Wait but the important thing is you SAW him?!?! I wish ☹️

    • @whoisgianna1793
      @whoisgianna1793 Před 2 lety +55

      @@leviathxns i don’t blame him tho. i was with a group of 12 year old girls, i wouldn’t be too enthused to meet us on vacation either lol

    • @whoisgianna1793
      @whoisgianna1793 Před 2 lety +45

      @@maeg1119 yeah we recognized him from vine and then i left to go to the bathroom and i came back and my friends were talking to him in line lol

    • @maeg1119
      @maeg1119 Před 2 lety +2

      @@whoisgianna1793 wowowoowwwww! That’s so cool!

  • @user-dq4gb5ww2e
    @user-dq4gb5ww2e Před 2 lety +12

    danny: we're not going to be talking about adult topics anymore
    also danny: 10:27

  • @goatgiraffe6942
    @goatgiraffe6942 Před rokem +13

    12:35
    it would be really funny if danny edited himself into the corner at this part

  • @graysonmclester9137
    @graysonmclester9137 Před 2 lety +437

    Honestly "HE SAW ME" could work as Danny's thought too

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  • @cupcakewithouttheicing
    @cupcakewithouttheicing Před 2 lety +3553

    This was such a nice, chill video. I feel like more and more of Danny's videos have been feeling like a nice chat with a friend, lately, but this one REALLY felt like that. It's a lovely, welcoming feeling. I don't know if anyone else has been experiencing that too

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

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    • @CharisSamuel
      @CharisSamuel Před 2 lety +26

      SAME it's so nice

    • @justjam0138
      @justjam0138 Před 2 lety +37

      I think that's a sign of the start of a parasocial attachment.

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z Před 2 lety +13

      @Cupcake Without The Icing
      I agree and it’s so relaxing and tbh just nice to sit with in the background especially when I’m having a breakdown over school work 😌

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui Před 2 lety +44

      Yeah it's like a nice chat with a friend, except I say nothing while Danny talks for 20 minutes

  • @abillionzebras
    @abillionzebras Před 2 lety +3

    16:17 this reminds me of the "Find Satoshi" arg where there was a photo of a man with japansese text on the side saying "find me". It took 14 years to solve this and the text "Find Me" on this photo reminds me of that. Perhaps this person watched a video on it and it happened to be in their dreams but with Danny instead.

  • @adamco42
    @adamco42 Před 2 lety +49

    5:14 if anyone is curious, the graphic thing on the wikipedia page is a mention of vaginal tearing

  • @kevinarnold186
    @kevinarnold186 Před 2 lety +5412

    I'm a total dad fan. My daughters have got the whole family watching your content. Keep up the great work!

  • @erinbailey7940
    @erinbailey7940 Před 2 lety +545

    Before I understood that grey hairs were something some people worried about, I complimented a friends mom bc her hair looked “like expensive marble” and she was so touched. So think of it like fancy marble!

    • @jessicag821
      @jessicag821 Před 2 lety +40

      Damn. I'm keeping that one in mind. I call them my highlights but expensive marble is so much better

    • @jelenalukic3678
      @jelenalukic3678 Před 2 lety +6

      I think when people have grey strand that is a singh that they are carrying a gene for albinism

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jelenalukic3678 Really? I've had one single, really long strand of white hair as long as I can remember. Used to be that I had a long, white eyelash that would reappear in the same spot however many times we cut it. Now it's in my beard.

  • @ImZzacc
    @ImZzacc Před rokem +16

    11:49 its because the 2nd time u streamed you slept with ur shovel and said it was your most prized posession

  • @asmikrilasuke6173
    @asmikrilasuke6173 Před 2 lety +26

    18:05 I freakin died laughing

  • @CharisSamuel
    @CharisSamuel Před 2 lety +550

    I love how someone made an edit of Danny and instead of commenting on it, he just starts dancing and singing about a person's quest for his shampoo lmao

    • @ttayber7245
      @ttayber7245 Před 2 lety +49

      this comment makes absolutely no sense before watching the video which only makes me have to watch it more

    • @ttayber7245
      @ttayber7245 Před 2 lety +27

      I finished the video I get it now

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 Před 2 lety

      was looking for this comment lmao i love how instead of cringing he just goes with the flow

  • @lilybug3693
    @lilybug3693 Před 2 lety +836

    The pregnancy pact movie is insane and now I absolutely need Danny to rip it to shreds

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Před 2 lety +50

      This unlocked a memory. That movie was WILD and didn’t they claim it was based on a true story or something?

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

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    • @cupcakewithouttheicing
      @cupcakewithouttheicing Před 2 lety +23

      not sure if the fact that it's inspired by a potentially true story makes it even more or less wild

    • @lilybug3693
      @lilybug3693 Před 2 lety +36

      @@frostyskeletons8950 I think that there was a group of teens from one high school in real life that all got pregnant like in the movie. If I remember correctly everyone assumed it was a pregnancy pact and the town made it seem like that but one of the girls came out years later and was just like “yeah no I just got pregnant” So, who knows. There’s an interview on CZcams somewhere

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Před 2 lety +35

      If you catch Danny out in public he is frequently ripping pregnant young women to shreds if that's your kind of thing.

  • @eduarda2534
    @eduarda2534 Před 2 lety +4

    It's good to see someone who doesn't have a problem with aging, I saw a tiktok of a girl saying something like "me trying to hide my forehead wrinkles because I'm old" (she was 24) and that bothered me because I always had forehead wrinkles and I'm not even 20 yet

  • @I_dont_know555
    @I_dont_know555 Před rokem +7

    17:26 I walked outside and Saw a cat I followed behind the cat and the cat walked inside my home he screamed at the fridge for a bit before getting some milk and taking a nap
    This is my cat
    I have no clue what do you want me to do with this information.
    do you want to go take a nap and drink some milk?

  • @tychedoesshitnstuff1343
    @tychedoesshitnstuff1343 Před 2 lety +366

    Danny: woah this is from 2016
    me: haha yeah
    Danny: I can’t believe it was 6 years ago
    me: what the fuck

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety

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    • @tychedoesshitnstuff1343
      @tychedoesshitnstuff1343 Před 2 lety +14

      @@GrunesGemuse thank you for your service

    • @nxpy6684
      @nxpy6684 Před 2 lety +6

      Here's my reply too, good sir

    • @samnkayjay
      @samnkayjay Před 2 lety +5

      I agree. No one asked for that kinda math

    • @SupaidaFan
      @SupaidaFan Před 2 lety

      Getting read of sex bots and spammers

  • @hannahfaith4080
    @hannahfaith4080 Před 2 lety +1117

    the fact that danny reads tbf as "to be frank" just makes sense

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 Před rokem +69

      i had to look up what tbf stood for after this because i thought it was "to be frank"

    • @mewsic3063
      @mewsic3063 Před rokem +57

      @@ross9944 wait is it "to be fair" then? im not sure

    • @completlynormalhypernova666
      @completlynormalhypernova666 Před rokem +15

      ​@@mewsic3063 i think its either

    • @DumPixels
      @DumPixels Před rokem +64

      @@mewsic3063 THEY MEAN THE SAME THING, SO I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERS.

    • @lillianwyckoff4022
      @lillianwyckoff4022 Před rokem +70

      @@DumPixels WHY ARE WE YELLING

  • @user-hp6zf5td1g
    @user-hp6zf5td1g Před 2 měsíci +2

    "posture check" should be in an out of context danny compilation

  • @ediewalmsley6580
    @ediewalmsley6580 Před 10 měsíci +5

    18:11 I wanna make an app of Dan-mojis, (couldn’t think of a better name) and also carve his face into them

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 Před 2 lety +898

    8:40 As soon as Danny started reading it I was like "No, that's Kurtis, 100%"
    Glad he also agreed LMAO

  • @itsprettydarkout
    @itsprettydarkout Před 2 lety +664

    i once had a dream where me and my friends were at a party and kurtis gave me a stick and poke of a fish and then danny asked me a math question. it was quite the experience.

    • @casperwashere
      @casperwashere Před 2 lety +56

      that was a prophecy

    • @biged8329
      @biged8329 Před 2 lety +71

      Fishy fishy fish, makin’ it sticky

    • @sarah.1230
      @sarah.1230 Před 2 lety +4

      but did you get the math question right though

  • @libby9047
    @libby9047 Před 2 lety +15

    the edit at 17:19 was actually really impressive

  • @xPoisonedStardustx
    @xPoisonedStardustx Před 2 měsíci +1

    12:08 I love how he was concerned they had a phone instead of the meme

  • @spunchs
    @spunchs Před 2 lety +446

    The fact his wiki page was actually locked because people kept editing it is hilarious

  • @chantelvenessa
    @chantelvenessa Před 2 lety +1218

    I'm a mum-fan. My daughter used to watch you and we'd laugh together, she's since moved on to watch nothing but Rupaul drag race videos, but I still enjoy your videos 😂

    • @meghaha8966
      @meghaha8966 Před 2 lety +290

      When you said mum fan I thought you were just saying you were a big fan of mothers in general hahaha

    • @chantelvenessa
      @chantelvenessa Před 2 lety +28

      @@meghaha8966 😂 nutta

    • @laceOlivia
      @laceOlivia Před 2 lety +62

      I’m a mom but my kid has two moms so I may count as a dad fan?

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya Před 2 lety +2

      @@laceOlivia
      I wanna be your brother
      I wanna be your mother and your sister, too

    • @Aidan_OSullivan
      @Aidan_OSullivan Před 2 lety +38

      @@Rich_P_Anya bruh what

  • @justafan4885
    @justafan4885 Před 2 lety

    i love his hair , the gray streaks looks so good on him

  • @celi5371
    @celi5371 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude you are legit so funny, I love every piece of content you post

  • @kaliaatwell6285
    @kaliaatwell6285 Před 2 lety +1232

    Danny: "Follow the cat and you will find me."
    My cat: Walking into the litterbox.
    Please do not disturb my cat while she's pooping, Danny. She needs privacy.

  • @MS-rs6od
    @MS-rs6od Před 2 lety +708

    The “does anybody know… what shampoo Danny uses in his hair” made me laugh too hard lmao

  • @artistedenuit
    @artistedenuit Před rokem +1

    your hair is on point man 👌
    The grey hairs just make it more cool looking.

  • @mckaylamurphy5336
    @mckaylamurphy5336 Před 6 měsíci

    I love these subreddit videos they’re so much fun

  • @atu33_94
    @atu33_94 Před 2 lety +1651

    as someone who's turning 16 and half my hair is literally white (genetics and stress is a scary thing) Danny being confident about his hair makes me feel better haha

    • @samberg141
      @samberg141 Před 2 lety +110

      Thats fucking awesome

    • @reyelkhaert
      @reyelkhaert Před 2 lety +156

      I promise that's super sick and you should embrace it

    • @atu33_94
      @atu33_94 Před 2 lety +181

      @@samberg141 Yeah! I started loving my hair more when my little cousin started to call me Elsa because of it 😭💕

    • @morigaena333
      @morigaena333 Před 2 lety +35

      That’s literally so awesome

    • @t2jhkt3b8adb5
      @t2jhkt3b8adb5 Před 2 lety +41

      just letting you know I googled few times how to make my hair go white, I can't dye it since it's very thin but I wanted it white so bad lol

  • @LUFFY_Z0R0_LAW
    @LUFFY_Z0R0_LAW Před 2 lety +332

    " How have I grown . Tell me, do I look as though I've aged" that line got me 😂😂😂.

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +2

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    • @michellel9739
      @michellel9739 Před 2 lety +9

      Danny looking younger every video.

  • @theflyingegg3557
    @theflyingegg3557 Před 2 lety +3

    I actually like the cozy vibe to his office. It’s more relatable and feels like my homie came over to hang out and talk

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen Před 2 lety

    I'm so glad I was able to get one of the Danny YouTooz figures before they sold out. The attention to detail is absolutely beautiful. I have mine on a shelf dedicated to my favorite CZcamsr figures; so far that includes Danny, Jarvis, Jack, Felix, Lauren and Yammy. 💂‍♂️💜

  • @tori-uc9hl
    @tori-uc9hl Před 2 lety +832

    I fall asleep to your videos a lot and sometimes they leak into my dreams in bizarre ways. The part of the Jeremy Renner video where you and drew yell "HES GOT AN APP?!!!!" has woken me up from a dead sleep at least 20 times

    • @helenbrowne8143
      @helenbrowne8143 Před 2 lety +41

      I do the same thing, after the house tour video I dreamed Danny lived down the road from me but he was being really secretive so fans couldn’t find him. It was such a long involved dream 😅

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 Před 2 lety +9

      Wait he’s got an app?

    • @blkeggh111
      @blkeggh111 Před 2 lety +24

      same. i wake up to the hard rock nick video every other night. last thing you wanna see when you wake up in a cold sweat is that guy staring at you.

    • @jennamcfly
      @jennamcfly Před 2 lety +29

      lmao the jeremy renner video is my emotional support video i always stick it on to fall asleep

    • @rachelbelgard4572
      @rachelbelgard4572 Před 2 lety +6

      The one that wakes me up is the Plan B video where Danny says WE JUST GOT TO BED

  • @SabrinaZ99
    @SabrinaZ99 Před 2 lety +577

    Danny retaining a very youthful face and full head of hair while it turns grey is giving me big Link Neal vibes, and I’m here for it

    • @ro3658
      @ro3658 Před 2 lety +22

      so true! tbh he would make a great guest on gmm

    • @MsSheerAwesomeness
      @MsSheerAwesomeness Před 2 lety +8

      They would get along so well too haha

    • @hahafunny1317
      @hahafunny1317 Před 2 lety +2

      omg yes!! that's exactly what i thought lol

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Před 2 lety +13

    12:23 Danny already did this though? With the military grade sunglasses bit

  • @bellhel227
    @bellhel227 Před 2 lety +34

    4:20 lol literally me

  • @kaylasolomon9578
    @kaylasolomon9578 Před 2 lety +218

    i once had a dream i met drew at a restaurant and he invited my whole family over to his house and we hung out with him and amanda for a few hours, then as we were leaving i asked if there was any way we could meet danny and he said “danny lives next door, but he doesn’t like visitors” and as we passed the house next door, danny was glaring at us from around the door

    • @michellel9739
      @michellel9739 Před 2 lety +34

      Well, he did say on several ocassions: "DON''T BE COMING TO MY HOUSE".

    • @embop1266
      @embop1266 Před 2 lety +31

      that is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever heard thanks

    • @spacetrashfallingdown
      @spacetrashfallingdown Před 2 lety +11

      This sounds like something its set in the House Of Gold universe lmao

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 Před 2 lety +5

      Holy shit, that's hilarious! I could totally see that as a bit in one of their vids!

  • @kaliyahanderson
    @kaliyahanderson Před 2 lety +481

    Did anyone else see when Danny became the nutcracker? He thought we wouldn't notice but we did

  • @carteo7008
    @carteo7008 Před rokem +5

    8:27 someone could convince me that this is a pic of danny's younger self oh my god

  • @jadespade3735
    @jadespade3735 Před 2 lety +3

    I love it when Danny reacts to this stuff it’s so wholesome and funny

    • @jadespade3735
      @jadespade3735 Před 2 lety +1

      And I love how he does challenges for the subreddit xD

  • @judithsowhat
    @judithsowhat Před 2 lety +341

    I love how Danny can sit there and talk about photos and comments that make him look any kind of way. But in the moment someone makes kind of a thirst trap video his reaction is instant humor and dancing, because he can’t handle it. It’s so precious. Protect this man at all costs please.

    • @leskiharn9597
      @leskiharn9597 Před 2 lety +6

      I’m majorly cracking up at what his face looks like before he starts dancing 😂

  • @madieg
    @madieg Před 2 lety +508

    my favourite danny vine will forever be the "DIE FOR EACH OTHER" one while he's singing along to demi lovato

    • @venusbian
      @venusbian Před 2 lety +63

      hard agree!! either that or the one where he gets mail and its like "just this LETTER!!!" and its a big ol paper letter but he turns it around and a womans voice reads "jonathan i dont love you anymore"

    • @altarred
      @altarred Před 2 lety +11

      @@venusbian omg THAT ONE

    • @kavitaupadhyay9586
      @kavitaupadhyay9586 Před rokem +3

      @@venusbian I love that so muchhhhh

    • @skate_fast_eat_trash9430
      @skate_fast_eat_trash9430 Před rokem +10

      THAT WAS HIM?????

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Před rokem +1

      WAIT HE DID THAT VINE?!

  • @LesbianMf482
    @LesbianMf482 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Danny knowing that scene was from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (my fave hp movie) warms my heart as im the biggest Potterhead ever.

  • @trans_ylvania8537
    @trans_ylvania8537 Před 2 lety +940

    danny's example of "too professional" being LED lights is sending me straight to hell
    (13:42)

    • @snail-teeth
      @snail-teeth Před 2 lety +58

      it's so funny bc almost every small-time youtuber i've seen has them

    • @theflyingegg3557
      @theflyingegg3557 Před 2 lety +37

      I think he just means over the top like the people that led everything shy of their urethras and have a big ass led pc in the background. Also can I borrow a few bucks

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 Před rokem +12

      @@theflyingegg3557 bloke around the corner from me has LEDs on the *outside* of her house

    • @theflyingegg3557
      @theflyingegg3557 Před rokem +1

      @@skeleletonboi4533 hit her up and get her to change them mfs to red 😏

    • @Raincally
      @Raincally Před rokem +2

      Funny that Drew does

  • @lovelyender
    @lovelyender Před 2 lety +198

    hearing danny say "why are you so obssessed with me?" sent my mind STRAIGHT to regina george and now the idea of a mean girls production where danny, kurtis, and drew are regina, gretchen, and karen/the plastics is living in my mind rent free

  • @t.h496
    @t.h496 Před 2 lety +1

    the sleep quote post breakdown of each role was the most accurate thing ever

  • @Emihasdreamstoo
    @Emihasdreamstoo Před rokem +1

    4:30 SAMEEEE. I loved wearing masks in public (we don't have to anymore here where I live), because I seriously look super tired, bored, and annoyed when I'm not talking to people and just for example while reading a book which I enjoy and it makes me comfortable. My relaxed face just looks like that

  • @Shizuzuka
    @Shizuzuka Před 2 lety +374

    I love how Danny really is just a regular guy with good humor that got famous. His still relatable even if he has a million+ subs

    • @xcelestialsongx
      @xcelestialsongx Před 2 lety +1

      He actually has over 5 million subscribers on his other channel!

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 Před 2 lety +396

    Danny's grey hairs are actually really cool, I honestly thought he had just dyed his hair 🤷‍♀️

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear sti

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AxxLAfriku bet.

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 Před 2 lety +16

      I thought it was just the lighting or the sun because my hair naturally lightens like that too due to the sun

    • @poppystar960
      @poppystar960 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait it’s gray hairs!? I thought it was dye-

  • @scarlett.str13
    @scarlett.str13 Před 2 lety +16

    14:30 why tf did danny spend $40 on a lamp from target

  • @vagueoutline2961
    @vagueoutline2961 Před 2 lety

    Your grey hair is incredibly attractive. Makes all your hair look more reflective and it looks really pretty.

  • @jared8002
    @jared8002 Před 2 lety +380

    The way Danny is holding that glass with his ring on makes him look like a cozy househusband

  • @THFC23
    @THFC23 Před 2 lety +303

    “I’m living in ur head rent free in ur sleep” is probably the coolest thing he’s ever said

    • @ILikeCheesesticks
      @ILikeCheesesticks Před 2 lety +1

      I read this comment a quarter of a second before he said it in the video

    • @idreamed_adream2
      @idreamed_adream2 Před 2 lety +1

      And it's so true. Funny how he talked about that the day after I dreamt about him too😅

    • @ia490
      @ia490 Před 2 lety +2

      That could be lyrics for a song damn

  • @trisha404_
    @trisha404_ Před měsícem +1

    10:33 looks like the way drew and danny were standing in the we are not the same person music video

  • @lievevandermeulen4296
    @lievevandermeulen4296 Před 2 lety +4

    this is so funny bc my dad is the biggest fan of you. Like he hates everything on yt but when I put a video of you on he just recognizes your voice and silently comes and sit next to me. I should also by a beanie for him I think.

  • @Localmuslimgirl
    @Localmuslimgirl Před 2 lety +146

    THE WAY HE SAID GLOUCESTER HAS ME SCREAMING