This Children's Channel Is Basically A Horror Movie
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Have you ever wished you could traumatize your child by making them watch a horror movie that they will end up feeling partly responsible for? Of course you have! And so have Chad Wild Clay and Vy Qwaint. These top tier content creators make spooky content for 3 year old children the likes of which the world has never seen.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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The Gregs have taken over. We’re too powerful
Okay!
no
Ok
Danny Gonzalez ok, we all need the sponsorship money
My boy Chad looking like a discount Zuckerberg
@@echsemia no you do it
@@diseasedw0rm514 I don't use reddit anymore 😂
@@echsemia oof well im too lazy to do it
@@echsemia the Red White and Blue version.
r/rareinsults
Omg, I can't even count the amount of times I've been sucked through drainage pipes by the monster that lives in my private lagoon. Ugh, skinny girl problems, am I right?
Just weighing 2oz and being 3 inches wide things 😄😄
Ahhh so relatable even tho i live inside a brick wall having a seizure
Omg so Relatable
@@abbyemrich4572 aww gurl youre 3 inches im 5 and 3oz
Lol this is so relatable but instead I get sucked into a pencil by a pencil monster
danny is a certified laid back girly girl.
stop talking about news we've known for years now
@@jennibeck1Fr
but wheres my 5000 dollars
There was this radio program I listened to as a kid that had some of the scariest plot lines I've ever heard. I listened as a beloved character was thrown from a moving vehicle off a cliff, to prevent himself from being tortured to death, and barely survived. It was billed as being totally kid friendly
This is kind of a long shot, but was this Adventures in Odyssey? That exact thing happened in an Adventures in Odyssey miniseries arc from the 90s, and either I know the exact character and episode you're talking about or family-friendly radio dramas have a really weird fondness for this specific scenario. Both options are great imho.
@Collin Suttle oh my gosh yes! I'm so glad someone knew what I'm talking about. That entire arc was terrifying to me as a kid
Poor Richard Maxwell. They really put him through the ringer.
@@rowanquynn9964are you sure it was adventures in odyssey? bc i’m pretty sure they wouldn’t make something that explicit. can you tell me the episode?
@uralyre the whole arc should be episodes 324 through 334. Bear in mind I haven't listened to it in over a decade so I may remember it slightly more fantastical than it really was, but I do remember even my parents being surprised by how dark and intense this particular plot was. If you haven't listened to the really old episodes (pre 2000s) you've missed out on some intense stuff
Sis literally had a phone, but she didn't use it to call the police. She used it to shine up her face.
Julija Bauer bruh
No service in the prison basement
@@giacattack7162 no prison in the basement
just proves how fake it is lol
Call her sis one more time...
Chad Wild is probably the most masculine name ever.
Lol
Yeah its basically saying hi im chad and im wild and i live in hardened clay so im chad wild clay
Clay
Yes
@@LocaPendeja you called?
Fun thing is Chad has had 3 more people join him in his "adventure" also when he said "did they remove half of my brain" na bro they gave you the first half you ever had
IM SCREAMINF SHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like how they felt the need to explain how they knew which door would lead to the basement and rather than just something that makes sense like "this is the only door we haven't checked" she says "I guess this is the only door that will probably lead to the basement"
I feel *REALLY* sorry for Danny’s recommended...
And search history
Bigman Iniyan bahahaha yeah true
It’s called incognito mode
I think he's fine with it because he can make videos about that stuff.
chanyeolsis 😂
when she picked up the framed dollar bill, I thought Mr. Krabs was gonna come out of nowhere bc he doesn't want anyone touching his first dollar.
Who the fuck said my name
Lmao I thought about mr krabs too
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? XD
Me too XD
Did you paint over my first dollar
4 years later, the hacker/stalker storyline is still going strong
I'm pretty sure the main storyline ended at least
Really?
@@plugshirt1762 it's just like drama and romantic shi
Wait really??????
Wait really?.?.?.???
“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake”
-Danny Gonzalez 2022
Not made in 2022
2018*
what
“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake”
-Danny Gonzales 2018
Very average american family
The lake is uncomfortably blue and I don’t appreciate it
プリングルズ缶の中の猫 lmao i agree
it is some blue ass water
I know why it's blue, because the pond monster abuses the pond and the pond is sad 😢
People dye their ponds sometimes, it’s really weird, my aunt did hers pink... it’s super gross
Lol have you seen the pools in miami? They’re actually so so blue
She straight up shined a light in her own face and said she can't see anything. Hilarious
FAT JAXSON LMAOOOOOOOO
I know....You were supposed to shine it to the path... Not your fricking face
True though
@@max-nw2zf r/woooooosh
FAT JAXSON lol
Underwater pool? Personally, I like above water pools. They’re much easier to swim in, but I do get tired quicker
Closed captions are the best. when the whole "pond monster" thing happens at the beginning the subtitles go : *seizure continues* and then *it is not done yet*. best part of my day.
*dying narwhal noises* 💀💀🤫🧏♂️
(WHAT IS THIS SAMURAI JACK!?)
Chad Wild Clay sounds like a fake Native American name.
It sounds like he'd be in a weird wild Kratts knock off
McGringle the Pinyata
Martin, Chris, and Chad: the Frat brothers
barelyfunctioning and Chris #2 as well, making them the Pratt brothers ;D
@@barelyfunctioning3982 On today's episode we're gonna get black out drunk as well as get 43 STDs all in the same night
Because it is… 😬
Chad is drowning!
do you..
A. jump in and save him
B. send a floatation device
C. DIVORCE
That hot reference👌
XD i get it...
Isla Gordon D. slap again
Oh Lol 😂
LMAOOOOOO
If my “husband” sent me a text that asked me to come down into a basement of a strange house…this Greg would just go in a different direction.
Ikr
Yes but they are actually married
I love coming back to old Danny videos, that square space ad was genius and genuinely funny. Your ad transitions are never boring and always segway from the video's nicely
facts
So relatable I hate when my slim invisible imaginary husband gets sucked into a PVC pipe
more like
*gets sucked into a 2 centimeter pvc pipe
Foot Fungus hahahahahahahahah
man nice profile! lol
Hmmm yes I need that inhaler for my foot fungus
imaginary husband?
“It feels square and metal”
*Perhaps it’s a, SQUARESPACE*
*cuts to the ad
Lmaooooooo
Lmao
*it indeed is a squarespace.*
OH MY GOD YOUR PFP IS TERRIFYING
Honestly,I find this adorable. My 10 year old self would've ate this stuff up. Of course it looks extremely fake,but I'm sure it's not made for anyone over 12 "^
we have a bit of an inside joke in this house, when my sister was about 6-8 years old, she commented on one of his videos saying “my mum doesn’t know i’m a spy ninja”. the way mum found out about her spy ninja daughter was she made the comment on her account 😭 sometimes we’ll just blurt out “mum doesn’t know..” “what?” “you’re a spy ninja.”
I used to be legitimately addicted to his content, I would watch it religiously and was subscribed. I kind of miss how simple I was back then
I was like 10 when I first watched these videos and now at the age of 16 I still love the videos even if they're made for 4 year olds lol
the wife is so sweet and i love how she talks through everything with such a gentle tone and isn’t like just yelling n stuff, she’s just making a little escape room fantasy n isn’t like WOWWOWOWOWOW LOOK GUSY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS WALL YEET OH WOW DAB OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE FORTNITE AMONGUS WOO
Here I am, like 5 years later watching this with the captions on, because I over analyze everything and....
Has anyone actually read them on Danny's videos. They are wrote so funny 😂😂
I wonder what his wife thinks when she just hears Danny yelling “Chaaad, Chaaaaaaaad, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
Probably something like “who the fuck is Chad?
probably ' '
Wife* Lol and Laura*
i do wonder that
@Sophie Laura is now in her final form, _"it"_
*She can't see anything*
- *shines the flashlight on her face*
But you gotta get that thumbnail...even in emergency situations...you’re recording for CZcams and got kidnapped? KEEP RECORDING AND GET THAT GOOD THUMBNAIL
wait you don't do that when you can't see and your in the dark
The light was supposed to bounce off her eyes.
Hehe
because she blinded herself with the flashlight.
This is the closest thing we'll have to a youtube cinematic universe
14:18 Jacob finally solves the puzzle now we all finally know who's the hacker is. *EXPOSED*
Are we just going to ignore the fact that one of the titles literally said *underwater pool*
This dude’s so rich he has a pool inside a pool
Planet Zari ? Makes sense.
Planet Zari ? It makes perfect sense
A pool in a pool
OMG pool pool
Plot twist: It's the cameraman. They saw everything, they'll _know_ everything.
Hah 69 likes
FreeMemesfordays Dudes ha 100 likes
Okay Hyouka
Holy fuck... you did it
FreeMemesfordays Dudes hah 435 likes
I Love when Danny does those short sponsors usually I skip the Parts where youtubers tell about their sponsors but I never skip dannys. Thank you Danny for not making Me cry
I love the little things about Danny's videos. Like how the subtitles are so funny like its commentary in a commentary.
I like how she broke into a stranger's house because her boyfriend texted her that he found something cool.
1st
Husband*
3rd
I guess I'll follow the trend
4th
5th
Actual 1st.
Chad in a nutshell
He is like ,literally 3cm wide
He is a super hero fruit ninja
He is in perfect health
And in his eyes,everything metal is a safe
Jemima Addison yes, didn’t you know that???
XD
He is a sKinnY lEgeNd
you forgot 'do not eat my peanut butter'
@@alphafart Correction: Ant-Man
I love the subtitles! I'll be leaving them on when watching your videos in the future
Dude, those subtitles though!! 😂 And no, the ones you put at the last second were not a waste of time, I found them hilarious!
“He framed the first dollar he ever made.”
So the hacker is... Mr. Krabs?
Also, Chad, don’t worry, they didn’t remove half your brain... there wasn’t any to begin with.
Oh yeah
Lol
I always thought of Mr. Krabs when they said that
Lol
Ok
lol
"did they remove half my brian?"
ah yes, every child's favorite subject, LOBOTOMY
Half my *brian*
@@camopug BNKGJKFJB I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
@@camopug poor Brian
Not to be nitpicky but that’s not a lobotomy.
Sorry for taking the joke seriously xD
@@camopug Why do you own a Brian? That’s illegal.
I used to watch both of these guys when I was little. This feels like a personal attack 😭😭😭😭
I remember when I was a younger kid I used to watch chad's weapon videos and thought they were the coolest thing ever then forgot about him for a long time only to be absolutely flabbergasted when I wondered "I wonder what he does now"
Mr. Krabs has a framed dollar bill, don’t judge
YES!!!!!!!!
ito burrito my uncle has his first 100 dollar bill framed ;-;
Scrooge mic duck kinda dose too but it’s a dime so if your Rich you frame money
🌯
ito burrito he also sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
I framed the first dollar from my job.
The dollar is now serving 10 years in prison.
I do not like you for this
@@erincejka8382 I will frame you as well
The cops stole your dollar.
FlameThrower5 in that case you should change your name to “FrameThrower”
I don't get it
“DO NOT EAT MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!” 2:46
I just found this channel and I’ve been watching you non stop keep up the good content
"Did they remove half my brain"
Wow, that explains a lot.
Must be the brain part that makes u smart
@@katharineball585 and a likeable person
@@0catdeeznutz yaup
There was no brain to remove. When they opened his skull, they found an empty hole.
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Vy: I make videos for laid-back girly girls.
Because nothing is more girly than getting kidnapped.
I mean, Princess Peach gets kidnapped all the damn time, so
Vy: I cant see anything in here
Also Vy:*Shines light in her eyes* yeah I still cant see anything
@@tidepodpadthai2633 princess peach was her idol
Laid back girly girl
5:34
O-oh no
I was scrolling through your channel and I saw this and the thumbnail I ONLY WATCHED THIS CZcamsR AS A KID AND THIS VIDEO BRINGS BACK SO MUCH NOSTALGIA✋😭
9:34 Random voice: "Yeay you did it"
*Clapping sounds*
Faraway voice: "YES."
also in dying, how did Chad get sucked through those PVC pipes 💀
Danny: It's like Saw for kids.
Me: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Lol
Paige McNally Corona Queens
The 70's movie is actually not scary. The tim burton 2005 remake is scary and it's NOT for kids
And I oop🤭
@Paige McNally I’m talking about the Hispanic neighborhood in Queens where I live but I get your joke because where I live is in *Corona* Queens and the pandemic that we have is the *Corona* virus
If you think that I’m one is the Hispanic actually I’m Americano or Gringo
Chad? Chad.
Chad? Chad.
Chad? Chad.
Hotel? Trivago.
Nope. It's
Chad? Chad.
Chad? Wild.
Chad? Clay.
Danny? Gonzalez.
Hotel? Trivago.
This meme? The best.
spoopy creppy oof
Dan? TDM
Spanish? Vanish
i like how the beginning of this video is an accurate sum up of what’s on the internet
the funny thing is that they were stalked by these "hackers" for multiple years.. so good luck danny to explaining all of it
“Underwater pool”.
Let that sink in for a second
Okay, but like do I let it sink underwater though ?
🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣 I CANT OMFG 😭😭😭 I BEEN LAUGHING FOR A WEEK THINKING ABOUT THAT 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@@jikoai8709 Happy to have made your day mate
broo yuu r soe dum dum I wach sponge bobber an theiy hav pool buttt theiy r undir watur. (I see an opportunity I take it)
was that sink joke intentional or am i just an idiot that laughed for 3 minutes straight on a joke that wasn't even a joke?
conspiracy: the hacker is mr krabs, he frames his dollar bills, lives in water, did you see the decor in that living room? He’s obviously a cheap skate AND he carried Chad to the hospital with his claws
eva dubasak makes too much sense not to be true.
You did that all wrong its... conspyrsy: the haker is mrcrabs he frams he dallor he life underwatee dad see the decaraton in living room him oviously a cheap peson and him carry chad the hopspital with cloews
YAASS I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF MR. KRABS WHEN THE FRAMED DOLLAR BILL THING CAME ON
Can0crige... as soon as I laid eyes on that dollar I though of him😂 also, I think he’s planning on chopping chad up and putting him in the krabby patties
Hahaha
I used to watch these a a child maybe when I was around 6-7, me and my brother would fight over this small little fake campfire in winter mornings watching CWC, I remember my parents getting us “hacker masks/Pz masks“ whatever the fuck u call it.
It honestly brings back nostalgia.
The sharers, Chad clay and their other friends are an entire universe of themselves
I’m in love with the idea of a horror movie where they go in the basement and are like “it’s so dark down here! Grab the flashlights!” And they turn them on and face the light right at their faces and in their eyes like “I still can’t see anything!”
It turns out the real antagonist of the movie was the mc's incompetence all along
@@kai_fatallysapphic isnt that alot of movies
Sounds like something from one of the scary movies lol
a comedy horror movie 💀
I love the fact that they don't know how light works 😂 You see things from light reflecting off objects but shine it in your face ig
“Did they remove half my brain”
No you had none in the first place
Accurate
Uncovered Gaming lol true
Actually, he only had an inch left, they took the rest, your *theory* I guess you would say, is debunked.
OOOOOOOO!!!!!rosted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Accurate
As someone who used to love both of them, buy they're merch, and be obsessed with them this brings back so many memories any one else?
i was obsessed with this hacker pond monster catastrophe (the captions on this are so funny!)
Chad is a skinny legend
Lily S The skinniest of legends
Lily S outsold your fav
Trixie Mattel has some words for you and Chad
Lily S OMG ILYSM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU JUST KILLED ME OMG IM DED 😂😂😂
Lily S #thinspo
*d O n o T e A t m Y p E A n U t b U t T e r*
Edit: How did I get so many likes? The most I've ever gotten was like 8
Earth To Ashlyn oops I ate it
*i W i L l N o T e A t Y o U r P e A n U t B u T t E r*
Original Content. *nAnI*
Saved you from 666 like
There was an episode of a 90s cartoon, I want to say it was Ducktales, where one of the characters (guess it was Uncle Scrooge) had a lucky dollar that was the first one he ever made, it accidentally got spent and the rest of the episode was about trying to retrieve the dollar.
This series last time I checked IS STILL HAPPENING
They definitely removed half of Chad's brain...
Jake Roman They can't remove air...
Whiskey Dingo 😂😂😵😵
They never removed half of Chad’s brain. He only had half a brain.
Jake Roman you mean the other half
Jake Roman more like all of it
little update almost 2 years later THEY ARE STILL DOING THIS LIKE HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL GOING ON
these people need to get a real job lol
Exactly what I said
But still props to them for actually continuing this hole thing for 2 years straight?
They need to file a restraining order
Cuz there fake
8:13 me: MR. KRABS?!??!!
My friend's brother used to be obsessed with Chad. It made us all think the hacker was real! It didn't help that I was binge watching Kawaii Kunicorns vids on the hacker 💀
I actually saw Chad and vy filming in my neighborhood about 3 months ago. I was so confused what they were doing at first.
There was a cameraman and a guy in a hacker mask, who would hide and than come running at them from the bushes.
The lies
OMG XD
Hazel eyes Isla so....what town
@@flrxsa3688 weirdo
That’s awesome
Danny is the girliest girly girl I have ever met and this is coming from a real laid-back girly girl
Tru dat jin
Hey army
@@mayflower-emjay hoi
He has a wife you know that right?
@@x_genius5460 yeah we know
That jump spin side kick was actually pretty sick
I literally couldn't decide between jump in or throw floatie 🤣🤣 6:05
“did they remove half my brain?”
*nah they took all of it*
nessa uwu he never had one in the first place
Chad never even had a brain
He gqgqdhadadva fab qthwyj26j
What brain
jeongin:')
8:43 *dark basement*
*shines flashlight in own eyes for CZcams lighting*
"I cAnT REAlly sEe WhERe IM gOIng"
this made me laughing
*ChAaAaaAaD*
Isn't that how u use a flash light?
0:02 I love the perfect rhythm of the words
The sponsorship at the end was probably the funniest one I've seen
"He's got the coolest spy toys,"
*throws card at a box*
"he's a pretty cool guy."
The card had metal on it it's supposed to be a secret weapon
@@mikidunn2250 it doesn't seem secret if people are selling it on the internet
“He’s found something square and metal” would you call it a square safe
I hate but love you right now.
100th like, calling the cops cuz it made me laugh harder than it should have👀🤯😂
square space?
7:32 Chad’s a cute lil worm flowing through those itty bitty pipes. Maybe it’s like a werewolf situation, but he can only turn into a worm. It helps him escape capture with the caveat of him having worm-like speed in his transformed state
You should look/watch The Skorys. Their an interesting family kinda like this one. I just think you'd have fun making a video about them.
The thing is.... they still are being “kidnapped and hacked” to this day
Yeah
Wow
Seriously
So is rebbeca zamolo. She has been making game master videos for almost 2 years
Amilia s. Wow
Ok but we aren’t going to address the fact that Chad had goggles on and still thought it was a safe. Like he could SEE what it looked like
My little sis watched it and they say it was super dark (not that it made sense)
@@katharineball585 ah yes, a pool with sun’s light shining in is very dark hmm.
@@Gnexz. yea
@@Gnexz. maybe the bottom had less light down there (probably still felt it)
@@katharineball585 If we can see the bottom of the pool, it shouldn't be too dark down there.
I remembered watching these type of videos when I was like 7 on my sisters computer and crying
4 years later and they're still doing this
Danny is just sitting there and playing multiple characters yet his acting is better than all of theirs combined
Facts
Bro he’s the most realistic kidnapping hacker serial killer ever. That was the best acting for that character ever. It reminds me of Trivia Murder Party. “Just saw off your legs, you don’t need those.”
Ikr
RANBOO THE ENDERMAN
@@theless-than-midcast6788 lmao ikr
“is that an X-Ray of my brain?”
IT’S CALLED AN MRI DAMMIT
But they removed half of it how is he supposed to know
Lol
Yea he’s not wrong about having half a brain, judging by how he acts.
Trindalas Valadaros true
Idk who Mr. I is but tell him to stop stealing Chad's brain
4:02 They are literally scared of a pond monster and every time they see that thing they run away but this time they aren't scared and act like there isn't anything
This is pretty much like a Kidz Bop escape room! I work in an escape room and any child under 10 years old always break or destroy things...so I guess these videos are a better option! Also Danny missed the best pun you could say: Jigsaw-a the Explorer
Vy: *has her flash on high and has it flipped towards her eyes* “I can’t really see!”
Chad: *has an IV in his neck* pulls it out “𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓱”
Vi*
@Evangeline Bina they want to inject something into him? I dunno
@Evangeline Bina oh, I don't know, It's different for everyone I guess
ItsVyGaming Yt mrjohn hammilton
@Evangeline Bina I've been to hospitals before, they take blood from your inner elbow and put an iv in your hand. They never put it into the neck, let alone muscle and arteries
Their acting is so goddamn bad that I almost wasn't able to watch this video... but I managed to do it somehow.
I have never agreed so much with a comment
Ikr
I lost my leg and 5 of my fingers through this...
Always when you have a bad day and you watch Danny's videos you immediately you become happy
4 years later Danny stills owes me my 5 thousand dollars
The "Chad" screeching from Danny is perfect.
Allyvia I agree
CHAAAAAAAAAD!
CHAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!
*CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
True
ok but the funniest thing that danny didn't mention is how they somehow have access to footage from the security cameras and the drones when they shouldn't have, so that implies that their "kidnapper" gave them the security footage for their video for some reason.
Probably went something like "Oh, oh. You're doing a CZcams video? Yeah, I'll give you the footage. Make sure to make me look good."
999th :))
I was JUST about to comment this lol
look he was probably like "is this too hard, i'll give them the drone footage to make it easier."
Even the kidnapper wants to contribute to their videos 🤣
10:21 and another detail; their vids have the ‘this video is from children’ option on, which doesn’t not ket the viewers comment at all
I love this channel! Never fails to make me smile 😊😁. Hope you have a great day, Danny!
15:58 “I was just washing my hands when I got sucked down the drain completely dry and with different clothes”
This is why I’m part of Greg XD
Crazy Declan WAHOOOOO GO GREG
#GREG
Crazy Declan yup
Wow, I never met someone so like *mE.*
Hello brother. Hehe, I assumed your gender.
5:25 Her "Chad, Chad, Chad" sounds suppressed, honestly, like she didn't want bystanders to actually call the police lol
they were at someone’s house, I don’t think it was a public place
They were at the shearers house
@@kassandra818 people could be walking by the house or a neighbor could hear it
@@josiahtrelawny6306 it was a fairly large property, not a crowded neighborhood
@@kassandra818
doesn’t matter. it’s still screams outside. people could still hear it.
9:29 “And this is where things get wild. Chad Wild. *James Bond music plays*” 💀