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PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.
This so funny lmao
Thank you.👍🏻
we love an unproblematic king
threw some shade
*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking )
btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny
Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.
im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream
100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up
@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia
yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy
Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing
This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane
they're not sane
this was definitely hard to watch
i couldn’t even bare with this video
There is no guarantee...
Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living
I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME
Ik😂
Your username confused me. 😂
i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing
SAME
The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild.
Edit: now they have TWO kids.
Fr poor kid
Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭
They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child
She got PREGANET for real this time lol
I feel bad for the kid
she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.
Hannah Cleaveland FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
I know! It’s like if Miranda Sings took a hit of acid or some shit
but she can't do it right so she sounds like marge simpson too 😂
You got 619 likes in 49 minutes._.
Ok
She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever
Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah
I went down to the comments Right when that was happening
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that
Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.
knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
Same as @afellowpotato.
@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!
Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.
Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver
your my friend now
he might be prickywack tho
@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!
"So baby have a baby"
*"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"*
F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?
TAKE THE SHOT
Please
The baby or the baby?
please do, just please shoot
Nah this kinda of funny
His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression
So a normal one?
Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly
I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭
I literally came to say this Hhehe
Or black tar heroin
Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool
He love that music
you might wanna get him checked out
@@doogles. why?🤨
how is your dog man?
@@NiaReshay01 he is gone😥
I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.
69 likes! -oh wait...
his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid
HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!
NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day
Max Flower I’m doing my best :(
Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn
Fuck someone else made this comment
His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait
Holly Dyer STOOP EET
Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty
If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.
GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG
I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.
Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Wide Danny: 10:54
His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...
I saw rem
Also hows it hanging 🤗🤗
THATS A MAP! THATS A MAP!
It doesn't help that she looks like the characature of an teen girl from a Disney channel show.
@@clarionclear5771 yep
The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences
dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg
UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫
Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
*THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*
yes
This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.
her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice
His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences
When will you learn
Connor White on god
WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??
now i can’t unhear it
Why does she kinda look like that kid too
Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid
Neighbours kid:
WHERES THE LIE??!!
Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome
(EDIT: i am joking)
IM PREGONATER
Cdf Splash your joking right
Cdf Splash haha
they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure.
edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.
I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54
"It's my baeally"
"Your bawlly?"
"My beaelly"
I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.
More like from runforthecube.
Omg yes 😂😂😂
True that
lets together baby
BTS?
the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of:
“am i gregnant?”
“can u get pregante?”
“is there a possibility im pregananant?”
“how do you get pergert?”
Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board
Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better
@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?
@@AstridCobalt because it's funny
P R E G A N A N A N T
Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet.
Am I living in a parallel universe
SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch
@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us
@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.
I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two
Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke
ikr it's so annoying
shes like HHHHHHHHH
Me with my history teacher istg
honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day
same
This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.
I can't watch the video
They win the cringe crown
I couldn't even watch it lmao
He is not ok
It makes me wanna throw up
The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing
So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening
Huh. That's neat.
@@calowenby1654 Yup
His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined
Thank you!!!
Wait that’s so accurate
wait a minute you’re right haha
His name is sammyclassicsonicfan
wait.... holy crap you're right
His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression
EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING
Sounds like my voice cracks
simply scaarlet ikr
simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan
EXACTLY HOMIE
This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.
Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…
“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history
Yes
I love that vid
@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.
I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.
Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a
The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥
I have a stroke whenever I hear his voice
Yeah, I was like, "Whoa! So this is how it feels to be high..."
Its her bally as she says
Yeah I'm tired
I think i’ll sleep too. Not because of the voices, but because his shirt is giving me a seizure.
They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea
This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice
This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos
hi john
It felt like one of those weird kids programs on steroids.
@@joebloggs6922 B O O H B A H
Yeah like wtf is up with that
Geez how do kids watch this stuff? Idk man I'm just hoping they don't encounter it
her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time
The fuck I don’t know these people
Who's the when will you learn video
Actually ik all of them
SammyClassicSonicFan
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on
No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀
most of the comments are about the girlfriend, but can we focus on the camera guy? wtf is he filming? half of the video he isn’t even filming their faces...wtf is going on with them...
Pretty sure theyre all on drugs or something lmao what even are those videos
If you think about it, the camera guy is probably seeing how horribly bad their acting is, so he is trying to not show their faces so it can look just a little more natural
ꨄ ఌ they took some hardcore cocaine
And a lot of meth
i feel like he does that whenever theyre close to breaking character? like an unexpected smile or if theyre about to laugh,,, but i do agree it sucks bc were missing 90% of the content
They're on drugs its the only explanation
I don’t like how his girlfriend looks 12 and also is called “baby” and dresses like a child
don't kink shame 💀💀💀
That’s straight Tik tok for you
I think if your kink is children then that’s a new level
Police sirens intensify
r/noahgettheboater's: finally some worthy content
12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”
8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them
The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….
She's even worse than Miranda actually
She actually reminds me of Sammyclassicsonicfan
Just going to say that!
Wow that’s so true
People who think that voice is funny should have their comedy revoked
this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is
Marisa Garcia totally! When I was 6 or 7 my belly was rumbling. I thought that it was a baby kicking in my belly and freaked out because I thought I was pregnant
Totally!
@@nou5577 I think it's more of a 5 years old. When I was 8, I didn't thought that.
I was 4 when I learned about sex and shit so unfortunately I was very aware about everything 😞
Aki why so young?
His videos make me feel high
Same ngl
This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time
"I'm pregnant"
"I'm peragent"
"I'm pomegranate"
"IM PRICKLE NUT"
isaiah weir I’M PICKLE RICK !!!!
PREGANANANT?!
czcams.com/video/OlI8r3nNUVw/video.html
Am i gregnant? Help??
if gregs have baby, are they gregnant?
“It’s my bally”
“Your Bally?”
“Yeah my Bally”
“What’s wrong with your bally?”
UwU OwO idk why I read that with an Italian accent
keeping up with kaybee now I can’t stop 😂😂
keeping up with kaybee lol 😂
E'm Perkins
“I’m prengan”
“You’re what?”
“I’m pomegranate”
All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”
I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing.
Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way
He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good CZcams videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel)
Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼♀️)
I actively hated every moment of their "content" and it felt like inhumane torture. Thanks!
Kaity R honestkysame lol
Lol
AGREED
Fax do
You straight up telling facts
Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings
And him saying that he didn't get her pregnant bc thats dirty and they havent even kissed is also very Miranda Sings-esque and she also says "are you frickin crazy" all the time
But miranda sings is so much better than this
vanessa ik it’s so cringey when other people try to copy her “accent” 😂
vanessa they’re 100% trying to copy her-
shes trying but she sounds more like miranda sings after smoking a cigarette everyday for 3 years.
its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it
every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them
i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it
and just the audio was still overwhelming
big agree, i hate them so much :/
same!!! i lowkey just wanna put on subtitles and turn the volume off :p
Same..
Currently doing exactly that
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?
yes! she's trying to be her, it's so annoying they literally make me want to scream
@@katelynmessier943 I wanna fight her. That voice makes my ears bleed.
I have no idea who that is but I’m backing you up cause you seem really confident
Rebecca Gomez it’s sad how unoriginal she is 💀
I do it better than her 😎
sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it
I love these videos so much! It’s a shame that Danny isn’t a real person.
Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack
Misread this as "eternally on crack" and I'd still agree tbh lmao
She sounds like me when in trying to shout at someone
@@ArtFromAurora I mean both are true
Nice hat
Yeah tbh it does...
So... what did we learn today kids. When a woman has a stomach ache shes pregnant and can feel the baby moving even though shes pregnant for like one month.
She's pregwick
Also to test for a pregnancy, put a thermometer in your mouth
Also she has no baby bump
It’s gas bubbles
she's pricklenut :0
*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-
The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold
I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.
LMAO
Well, I feel like I have more resistance to Flashing Color than Flashing Black and White.
And over here I thought my comment was original
Oh well
I have no history with seizures but I think I may have now.
Same
“Saving turtles is a blast.”
Shows a tortoise.
Get noob
Get noob
Saving turtles is a hobby
your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.
It had straws in its nose to
the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂
Danny always finds a way to make me laugh
The girlfriend sounds like a cross breed of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings
Edit: yeah sammyclassicsonicfan too lmao
Breeze Grey wolf run from the cube
Ahh two people whoes mouths look like glory holes
Snowpaladin4 YT ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
r/rareinsults
Breeze Grey wolf don’t do Miranda and marge like that dude
My brain just can't accept that these people are real.
It’s insane how much dignity people are willing to trade for views from 11 year olds
Yeah, it hurts to watch someone doing horrible content like this, and practically humiliating themselves for some views.
But the worst part is the kids that watch them when they could be watching someone else who at least cares about what they do
knowing that the do exist hurts my soul
Vigul
My 11 year old genius friend: I can’t believe my people watch this crap! I lost brain cells in the first 5 seconds.
I have lost so many brain cells looking at clips of this guy
"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.
this is my comfort video
Danny, you don’t have to hurt yourself for our sakes.
exactly
I agree.
He absolutely has to. If he hurts us like that, he gotta hurt himself.
Dude if he had to go through it we do too 😂
Moustahe of Power i really could’ve lived without knowing this guy existed
the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...
Agatha Pizzolito and she wants us to know our actions have consequences
I was thinking that!
Agatha Pizzolito i saw her saying she’s sick on the fyp :/
i was looking for a miranda sings comment. i think she sounds like a miranda sings knock-off
Taryn Mckinney lmao yea
the scales reference was perfect
The outro is my favorite ever
I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me
SCARYYYY KEN
Its like a fever dream. The scary kind
He is the devil
I am a child and I 100% do not enjoy CandyKens content
Same . I almost clicked off
The second hand embarrassment is R E A L
Yeah I would be embarrassed if I saw them let alone if I was with them
Can we delete their channel for them (and, more importantly, for ourselves)?
3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!
Let’s appreciate how Danny puts a warning in his titles whenever there is flashing colours
Your pfp should have one too
His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.
SomeGacha Boi ye I agree
And dying
omg yes XD
I was the 666th like
.
SamValeCa Aguilar omg ur soooo right!
These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.
I was just looking for this comment.💀😭😂
That’s such a burn
There’s an eyeball ring somewhere
They speak like Sims Characters too.
I literally can't tell what baby j even looks like the camera was so sporadic I never got a good look at her
It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”
how does your hair always look so fabulous?!?!
i'm genuinely concerned for anyone within a 21 mile radius of these people.
I’m pretty sure I’m in about a 21 radius mile from lovely peaches 🥰
@@brooke6531 *oh no.*
“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her”
That would be the saddest relationship ever
the video is targeted at 2 year olds so it makes sense tbh
Who’s gonna tell him?
saddest relationship for the guy 👀
oh shit i didnt think of that
Something ain't right..
Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀
I love this video so much I watch it all the time I laugh every time it’s so funny keep up the hard work good job
i keep expecting his girlfriend to say “ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ,,, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉqᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ??”
If this comment don't blow up I'mma tickle my nostrils
@@chanslefteyebruh6167 do it anyway
@@prakonekeophanthavady7934 ah shite good idea. One second. Okay done. *sneezes on u*
chan's left eye bruh Uh oh we are gonna get corona:0
For a minute I was convinced that when she said frick it was literally a voice clip of Sammy
It’s like the start of a really bad porn
Davannah Røse bruh
Davannah Røse like a creepy one that makes me wanna puke bc of all the bright colors and neons being thrown at me
All you will see is their shoulders tho
@@t.violeta1718 so ... furry porn?
Candy Ken isn’t the military now
this video is very iconic because danny is actually prickywack
"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby."
*The baby becomes Candy Ken*
Green Tea the ultimate crack baby
much true
Lmao 😂 it’s true tho
If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.
@Teg Prestridge either way, this is bad
Teg Prestridge yeah, that’s why girlfriend is in quotations
except that it was never good or funny, 12 year olds just pretended it was
Nayfin I never thought it was funny, but my cousins did a lot, so I know how you feel
7:03 this caught me so off guard that I sneezed really hard and a lot of snot came out 💀
(You guys didn’t need to know that)
I’m cackling
Goblin behaviour