WooHoo: It’s Troom Troom, but worse

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  • čas přidán 30. 09. 2020
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  • @ayan1170
    @ayan1170 Před 3 lety +7308

    “What do WooHoo even mean??”
    Sims Players: *DON’T*

  • @fedos
    @fedos Před 3 lety +6606

    "I don't know what woohoo is."
    Someone doesn't play The Sims.

    • @paprikaa117
      @paprikaa117 Před 3 lety +109

      Smh everybodies saying this and I don't get it-
      Please explain

    • @fedos
      @fedos Před 3 lety +343

      @@paprikaa117 Somebody doesn...
      Just kidding. In The Sims "woohoo" means sex. sims.fandom.com/wiki/WooHoo

    • @themilkman7664
      @themilkman7664 Před 3 lety +237

      @@fedos I didn't expect you to be so blatant

    • @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062
      @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 Před 3 lety +151

      person lol
      Gotta say facts when you gotta say facts.

    • @fedos
      @fedos Před 3 lety +161

      @@themilkman7664 No point in not being blunt. If someone doesn't legitimately doesn't know then not telling the truth outright is doing them a disservice.

  • @godofallpotatoes1614
    @godofallpotatoes1614 Před 3 lety +5110

    Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

    • @anonomysanonomys3533
      @anonomysanonomys3533 Před 3 lety +624

      Maybe even a little wacky

    • @theonabailey7646
      @theonabailey7646 Před 3 lety +190

      Hey it's that Danny 👀

    • @savi_kay
      @savi_kay Před 3 lety +564

      Ah! A reference to Kurtis's second channel. What's up, fellow little stinker?

    • @sanatpillai8532
      @sanatpillai8532 Před 3 lety +222

      @@savi_kay W E A R E N O T T H E S A M E P E R S O N

    • @siviou
      @siviou Před 3 lety +14

      oh god 😂

  • @thatandreamusic
    @thatandreamusic Před 3 lety +2738

    We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Před 3 lety +160

      oh wow, now I wanna visit that place it sounds dope!! A swing made of a bathtub?? That's crazy

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 Před 3 lety +94

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Sounds like a dope place tho

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq Před 3 lety +101

      From what I know, the roof caved in and it has been permanently closed.

    • @thatandreamusic
      @thatandreamusic Před 3 lety +137

      @@Eli-mn5cq Oh my god how did I not know about this happening 2 years ago? I swore I was there not long before lockdown but it must have been longer than I thought!

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal Před 3 lety +1

      I prefer Lebowskis.

  • @brynnawill7475
    @brynnawill7475 Před 3 lety +6129

    honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 Před 3 lety +129

      that dab was perfectly executed and held for an impressive amount of time- 10/10 performance 👏👏👏

    • @gemiguess
      @gemiguess Před 3 lety +66

      Yeah the class bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick is awesome!You’ve gotta be embarrassed to not be a GOLD subscriber!

    • @rosethealienboi6847
      @rosethealienboi6847 Před 3 lety +40

      Right? They are missing out on this premium content

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 Před 3 lety +29

      They're missing out on truly premium content

    • @Bombs-_-
      @Bombs-_- Před 3 lety +11

      This sounds like a speedrun trick

  • @brycemw
    @brycemw Před 3 lety +4783

    “Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?”
    “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

  • @MrEmmi-
    @MrEmmi- Před 3 lety +793

    AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

  • @mysteryman4553
    @mysteryman4553 Před 3 lety +640

    4:58
    "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming"
    *Visible confusion*

    • @elithornton5217
      @elithornton5217 Před 3 lety +49

      They done it. I've gone full stoopid. Not stupid. Stoopid is worse.

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat Před 3 lety +26

      Maybe they mean something else with the words "coming" (😏)

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 Před 3 lety +29

      One was the guy talking the other was the woman responding I’m pretty sure. But honestly who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder Před 3 lety +11

      Wait...
      I think the 3 times was fhe guy and first time was the girl?
      It switches who the camera is facing between those lines so thats my best guess

    • @iqlerxL
      @iqlerxL Před 2 lety +4

      I thought the girl said she came here 3 times-

  • @mallosteric
    @mallosteric Před 3 lety +5351

    I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

    • @kdjets
      @kdjets Před 3 lety +383

      Well that's the kind of premium service you get with Jarvis Johnson Gold

    • @lobdooks
      @lobdooks Před 2 lety +19

      @@blvvlb6830 haha fort time kinda sounds like fortnite LOL! Two thumbs way up

    • @Reilvrsstarzx
      @Reilvrsstarzx Před 2 lety +56

      @@lobdooks are you okay

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni Před 2 lety +17

      @@kdjets (GOLD!)

    • @vanessa-tn2ls
      @vanessa-tn2ls Před rokem +4

      @@lobdooks Yes.$.$.$.

  • @icycheese950
    @icycheese950 Před 3 lety +2099

    Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 Před 3 lety +9

      What do you mean? Troom Troom is amazing!

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone Před 3 lety +35

      @@cornybram845 Is that Sarcasm? I mean, I hope so.

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni Před 3 lety +6

      They need some sort of medal or something

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah especially since jarvis said troom troom is the worst channel on youtube

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kaledrone I think they meant amazingly bad

  • @MLPRainySky02312
    @MLPRainySky02312 Před 3 lety +786

    So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

    • @HeyItsQuayshawn
      @HeyItsQuayshawn Před 2 lety +16

      Jarvis addressed it directly, so why would we in the comments?

    • @MLPRainySky02312
      @MLPRainySky02312 Před 2 lety +45

      @@HeyItsQuayshawn 4:40 nah, he didnt lmao, he was talking about the voices and completely ignored that part, but it was just too funny 🤣

    • @elis.4922
      @elis.4922 Před 2 lety +85

      @@MLPRainySky02312 the first part was the girl and the second part was supposed to be the guy. You can't tell by the audio at all but I think the camera change was supposed to show the change in speaker

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics Před 2 lety +29

      @@MLPRainySky02312 he did though? He said since they don’t switch voices it can be hard to follow. That covered the weird sentences

    • @laganjaestranja2202
      @laganjaestranja2202 Před 2 lety +2

      I mean...it can make sense if you look at it another way lmao

  • @kaciepallan6332
    @kaciepallan6332 Před 3 lety +654

    I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

    • @acandybar283
      @acandybar283 Před 2 lety +15

      ah. makes sense

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před 2 lety +38

      I'm still trying to figure out why they add so many more steps as less would give you more time to make more videos. I know you wanna hit the 10 min mark but make it make sense. Like why did we need the club part? Who was that for? What is going on in Russia?!!

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics Před 2 lety +8

      Can’t you tell that just from looking at the videos?

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 Před rokem +24

      Ann reardon from How to Cook That exposed 5 minute crafts

    • @aslilyum
      @aslilyum Před rokem +16

      @@gardenthefermentingsound6218 Ann Reardon is an international treasure

  • @lizzlemmon6895
    @lizzlemmon6895 Před 3 lety +2883

    Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

  • @christophermaldonado8893
    @christophermaldonado8893 Před 3 lety +1310

    Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

  • @sophiepollak9514
    @sophiepollak9514 Před 3 lety +265

    If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

  • @thespyderdude
    @thespyderdude Před 3 lety +171

    The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

    • @thespyderdude
      @thespyderdude Před 3 lety +7

      @@Limitleast you have a point, but it’s not like anything is really worth trying to sneak in anymore because at least at one of the movie theaters near where I live the search some bags because people were smoking and stuff in the theater

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah, for the price of your left arm LOL

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka Před 3 lety +10

      yeah but theyre pretty pricey. i usually just buy a bunch of dollar store candy and put them in my pockets before going a theater

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 Před rokem +7

      And probably cheaper than that wad of cash he gave the "smuggling expert". They didn't even get any snack worthy candy in exchange, looked like tic tac containers.

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 Před 3 lety +1075

    Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

  • @minaisfab17
    @minaisfab17 Před 3 lety +2022

    I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 Před 3 lety +164

      It would surprise you what lengths people would go to get a check.

    • @dumbyoshi1519
      @dumbyoshi1519 Před 3 lety +153

      this reminded me of the tiktok audio where someone says “tururruru, yes i did that, and you’d do it too for a check, i was an employee, and i was going to get employee of the month”💀

    • @funkykongreal
      @funkykongreal Před 3 lety +19

      They are not people

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT Před 3 lety +65

      I don't think they speak English and/or probably don't care enough to watch the videos

    • @unfortunatelyiamsane
      @unfortunatelyiamsane Před 3 lety +9

      @@TotallyNotSkylerVT oh they watch the videos. hahahah. but, the bag 💰

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 Před 3 lety +186

    The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

    • @karak962
      @karak962 Před 2 lety +13

      jesus you’re right

    • @sesamesoup
      @sesamesoup Před 2 lety +3

      Oh my god?

    • @jeffbezoslover
      @jeffbezoslover Před 2 lety +5

      that’s how i’m gonna describe myself from now on 😭 /hj

    • @bigchungusstarscream7319
      @bigchungusstarscream7319 Před 2 lety +1

      LMFAO I can hear that though! Now that you mention it

    • @stara6662
      @stara6662 Před 2 lety

      @@bigchungusstarscream7319 I LOVE YOUR NAME AND ICON

  • @leepatino3088
    @leepatino3088 Před 3 lety +89

    “the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!”
    well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

    • @chloenaidoo6817
      @chloenaidoo6817 Před 3 lety +5

      If you have anxiety... Then just stop being anxious
      Easy peasy

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 Před 3 lety +5156

    “Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on CZcams”
    “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE”
    WHICH IS IT JARVIS??
    ARE YOU SWINDLING US??
    AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

  • @ayhuz
    @ayhuz Před 3 lety +1063

    **Insert sims joke here**

    • @ew8550
      @ew8550 Před 3 lety +49

      i woohooed with bella goth and Judith Ward this morning. PLUS, i can watch some ✨p r e m i u m✨ content that Jarvis has provided😌

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Před 3 lety +15

      I will woohoo later

    • @kaavyakumar1683
      @kaavyakumar1683 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ew8550 Who is Judith Ward

    • @mouthwaterin
      @mouthwaterin Před 3 lety +12

      @@kaavyakumar1683 like madonna or marilyn monroe (i forgot which one) but in sims

    • @kaijahharrell7792
      @kaijahharrell7792 Před 3 lety +6

      Lol I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @thatperson8957
    @thatperson8957 Před 3 lety +44

    Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

  • @sophisticatedPJs
    @sophisticatedPJs Před 3 lety +83

    why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

    • @moved.3258
      @moved.3258 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL Před 3 lety +10

      Sour Cream's life took a bit of a dive after Steven Universe Future flopped, I see

  • @shrunk5872
    @shrunk5872 Před 3 lety +9122

    I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

  • @entity8353
    @entity8353 Před 3 lety +3002

    oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 2 lety +31

    14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 Před 2 lety +19

    When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

  • @SM-vx6bu
    @SM-vx6bu Před 3 lety +2956

    I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth Před 3 lety +105

      Heres me with an emotional support dog when I could have a microwave...see ya Freddie, a microwave wont cost me a fortune in doggy treats

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 Před 3 lety +60

      @@SupportMensMentalHealth @S M What were you two thinking, going about your lives without an emotion support microwave?

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 Před 3 lety +12

      Idiot

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 Před 3 lety +16

      @@lulusobel8643 ikr what a moron

    • @cynthiaxwangcomedy
      @cynthiaxwangcomedy Před 3 lety +15

      you mean to put flyers into that will inexplicably turn into chips, snacks and a beverage

  • @Dogy0909
    @Dogy0909 Před 3 lety +2239

    “Crushing” is a type of fetish video on CZcams where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

  • @sumdood8563
    @sumdood8563 Před 3 lety +37

    0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

  • @milktestingwoman
    @milktestingwoman Před 3 lety +14

    13:35 12-6 elbows are banned by the mma. this lady really pulled a whole man disposal move on this random dude

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 Před 3 lety +1167

    making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

  • @supertc1111
    @supertc1111 Před 3 lety +1305

    This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

  • @crat420
    @crat420 Před 3 lety +57

    The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

    • @ohherbie
      @ohherbie Před 3 lety +3

      Fr i thought of wickedwhims

  • @fuzzhead76
    @fuzzhead76 Před 3 lety +23

    8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

    • @fire-ballmc9741
      @fire-ballmc9741 Před 2 lety +2

      Holy shit i didn't even notice that!

    • @Gafafsg
      @Gafafsg Před rokem +2

      They’re boyfriends playing pretend while waiting in line

  • @pauloleodrakon
    @pauloleodrakon Před 3 lety +1100

    Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

    • @LucyMayhem943
      @LucyMayhem943 Před 3 lety +66

      “Puerto Mexico” is probably a Countryhumans ship

    • @KnaveSmig
      @KnaveSmig Před 3 lety +36

      @@LucyMayhem943 You just reminded me of shit I didn't even know I had buried

    • @uncl0wncasuale413
      @uncl0wncasuale413 Před 3 lety +8

      @@LucyMayhem943 why did you remind me of those things?

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před 3 lety +10

      @@LucyMayhem943 It's thankfully really not, as an ambassador from the community I can say that generally Spain is seen as the collective parent of them and we really don't accept incest xd. Puerto Rico is very underrepresented in the community too tbh

    • @shutup7768
      @shutup7768 Před 3 lety +12

      @@snakewithapen5489 Making a colonizing country the parent of the countries that it colonized isn’t the *best* move...

  • @BreeSimulated
    @BreeSimulated Před 3 lety +10648

    Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.."
    Simmers: 😏💜

    • @neyo231
      @neyo231 Před 3 lety +629

      Simmers showing anything other than anger after the star wars expansion is a sight to behold

    • @BreeSimulated
      @BreeSimulated Před 3 lety +118

      @@neyo231 😂 I've found it to be pretty fun so far personally 💚

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 Před 3 lety +72

      Blur fans: 😈😈

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard Před 3 lety +229

      @@neyo231 You can't be angry after the Star Wars expansion if you're still playing The Sims 2 ;)

    • @xddpanda8171
      @xddpanda8171 Před 3 lety +19

      🥜

  • @nukeswithken5718
    @nukeswithken5718 Před 3 lety +32

    There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 Před 2 lety +11

    WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving Před 3 lety +1763

    Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall
    Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 Před 3 lety +93

      this sigh cant affect me cause I cant read

    • @mahsofabishweenie1866
      @mahsofabishweenie1866 Před 3 lety +47

      It's because they are trying to catch the FakeJake

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise Před 3 lety +8

      He just wants to sell you great insurance

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye Před 3 lety +6

      Where did you get jake? His names Ryan, but anyways.... yeah, I would also be confused if there was a anti me sign for some reason🤣

    • @AestheticWannabe
      @AestheticWannabe Před 3 lety +13

      Jake: *”That sign can’t stop me, cause I can’t read!”*

  • @c.c.b6185
    @c.c.b6185 Před 3 lety +1505

    When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

  • @name9974
    @name9974 Před 3 lety +13

    7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"

  • @stegosaur9812
    @stegosaur9812 Před 2 lety +13

    5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭

  • @kirawantsaquietlife3596
    @kirawantsaquietlife3596 Před 3 lety +1130

    “You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 Před 3 lety +250

      we love to see it

    • @tokyoyoongi5538
      @tokyoyoongi5538 Před 3 lety +56

      The whole story was about him trying to get a girl's phone number...

    • @kirawantsaquietlife3596
      @kirawantsaquietlife3596 Před 3 lety +238

      @@tokyoyoongi5538 if you watch the video you can clearly see he leaves before he gets her number, obviously gay.

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 Před 3 lety +104

      Or the narrator 😳

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 3 lety +175

      @@queer-ios3155 What if the narrator is gay for Jake?? 😳😳😳

  • @dumbgayenby
    @dumbgayenby Před 3 lety +465

    Jarvis: What is WOOHOO?
    Sims players: 👁👄👁

  • @insertcreativenamehere8554
    @insertcreativenamehere8554 Před 2 lety +14

    4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

    • @kayte5804
      @kayte5804 Před 5 měsíci +3

      It’s different people speaking I guess, just heard to realise that

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 Před rokem +3

    I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies.
    (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

  • @oliverfulayter5515
    @oliverfulayter5515 Před 3 lety +669

    I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

  • @mmilcz833
    @mmilcz833 Před 3 lety +441

    Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?

  • @staticwave9611
    @staticwave9611 Před 3 lety +22

    I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

  • @chonkssandoval5613
    @chonkssandoval5613 Před 3 lety +25

    me not realizing gold was a whole different channel
    👁👄👁

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy Před 3 lety +628

    Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 Před rokem +41

      As someone with glasses, this is true

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 Před rokem +24

      I also have glasses and yeah, 100% true. I forgot that I always seem him in glasses until you mentioned it.

  • @tar1178
    @tar1178 Před 3 lety +468

    Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone Před 3 lety +26

      Same, a little rat almost melted me with a canon looking thing on my way here, my uncle saved me though.

    • @Ender-hm1dh
      @Ender-hm1dh Před 3 lety +5

      Kaledrone /\ alabama

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 Před 3 lety +7

      I took a detour. Just searched him up after bathing myself in Holy Water after seeing 10 seconds of Troom Troom.

    • @q-ott39
      @q-ott39 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Kaledrone That's crazy! Similar thing happened to me, I was on my way here and this super bizarre cat... plant... thing? Anyway, it kept shooting air pockets at me! Thankfully some dude with a real powerful hand ended up saving me.

    • @izanagi4108
      @izanagi4108 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Kaledrone That's cool i got shot on the forehead by some weird cowboy guy and i almost died

  • @notdanny4985
    @notdanny4985 Před 3 lety +22

    No one:
    Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 Před 3 lety +30

    Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 Před 3 lety +644

    Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on?
    Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that?
    So much to unpack

    • @rania9534
      @rania9534 Před 3 lety +2

      I think they’re the same person

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 Před 3 lety +10

      The ticket was for him to get into the movie, not part of the gift

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 Před 3 lety +5

      It's definitely the magic trick one, because I said so.

    • @vincenoname
      @vincenoname Před 3 lety +19

      oh no she was just a figment of his imagination as he is longing for his dead girlfriend to come back but she will never return he needs to let go and find someone new to love please Jake the car crash was 2 years ago she's gone you need to let go

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 Před 3 lety +6

      He killed her and used soul for love potion.

  • @amanim1400
    @amanim1400 Před 3 lety +512

    The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

  • @slsove
    @slsove Před 3 lety +12

    6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club

  • @ontxtteredwxngs
    @ontxtteredwxngs Před 2 lety +5

    something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

  • @noblelewis4620
    @noblelewis4620 Před 3 lety +371

    If you’re reading this,
    You’re premium

  • @Magst3r1
    @Magst3r1 Před 3 lety +266

    You should make a Jarvis Johnson IRON, Jarvis Johnson DIAMOND, Jarvis Johnson PLATINUM, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD and of course, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD PREMIUM PRO MAX XXL EXTRA MEN+ S EA SPORTS GO! 2

  • @eleanormurray6228
    @eleanormurray6228 Před 2 lety +12

    honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

  • @-chanye-
    @-chanye- Před 3 lety +4

    4:42
    “Last week my friend’s and I came here 3 times! It’s my first time coming.”
    Umm, excuse me?! Did they not even watch this after editing?

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 Před 3 lety +836

    Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

    • @crazygingerr3608
      @crazygingerr3608 Před 3 lety +31

      Ty

    • @annelee8397
      @annelee8397 Před 3 lety +62

      Tysm I didn’t know this

    • @kandy_kvlt3799
      @kandy_kvlt3799 Před 3 lety +18

      Y'all have to sneak food into theatres?

    • @heyitsnias7551
      @heyitsnias7551 Před 3 lety +12

      Oh wow I didn't know that. Thanks! :)

    • @camii_g0t_famous680
      @camii_g0t_famous680 Před 3 lety +96

      @@kandy_kvlt3799 Girlie I'm not about to pay $6.00 for a bag of chips at the movies that I can get for $1.00 at Family Dollar lmaoo. It's just overpriced when you buy it at the movies that's why people bring their own stuff. It just makes more sense (Not the troom troom way tho)

  • @callumkemp3807
    @callumkemp3807 Před 3 lety +277

    Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

    • @cog8187
      @cog8187 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought the same thing lol!

  • @lishthefish1423
    @lishthefish1423 Před 3 lety +7

    haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂

  • @lilredstrawberriez
    @lilredstrawberriez Před 3 lety +14

    don't mind me just..
    9:02

  • @sheep1228
    @sheep1228 Před 3 lety +349

    i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content

    • @xdsand420
      @xdsand420 Před 3 lety +3

      Who kwite chill dont shoot me

    • @1nsgnfgnt
      @1nsgnfgnt Před 3 lety +2

      kwite put that gun down i'm scared

    • @lesbianage9538
      @lesbianage9538 Před 3 lety +1

      Keith is on Jarvis’s payroll

  • @janbonne
    @janbonne Před 3 lety +278

    I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

  • @onyxdwallow9426
    @onyxdwallow9426 Před 3 lety +6

    We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?

  • @ruthrogers9115
    @ruthrogers9115 Před 2 lety +5

    15:37 sweet kicks, bug-boy!

  • @alaiterg
    @alaiterg Před 3 lety +474

    That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Před 3 lety +29

      I think they're called drop ceilings?

    • @Doop28Rian
      @Doop28Rian Před 2 lety +28

      Ohh, you mean the tiles that periodically fall from the ceiling and hit you in head?

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats Před 2 lety +3

      @@SheepUndefined I called them styrofoam ceilings.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Před 2 lety +1

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats I can see that. Those tiles are super light.

    • @yejiluvrr
      @yejiluvrr Před 2 lety +1

      @@Doop28Rian yes

  • @3vivk
    @3vivk Před 3 lety +305

    I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 Před 3 lety +21

      I'm sorry, i tried my best :(

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone Před 3 lety +9

      @@fkhan2006 *bonk* Go to Gulag.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh Před 3 lety +5

      See now you should've snuck some in.

    • @3vivk
      @3vivk Před 3 lety +5

      T.G. damn it you're right

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh Před 3 lety +1

      @@3vivk 🤣

  • @aquademoney
    @aquademoney Před 3 lety +3

    0:10 oh i thought he was boutta be like, "actually, i like this tea, sooooo.. yeah. sorry!"
    or smth like that..

  • @elleweisen
    @elleweisen Před 3 lety +18

    Is that poster of “The WooHoomen” supposed to be “The Kingsman”? Cause either way it upsets me and makes me physically aggressive. Sick Dab tho

    • @seraxx1973
      @seraxx1973 Před 3 lety +2

      Why is it so inconsistent? Like why is that Woohoomen and 21 Woohoo street, but Spider Man’s not the Woohoo off-brand Arachnid Gentleman or something?

  • @cease842
    @cease842 Před 3 lety +314

    Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

    • @cease842
      @cease842 Před 3 lety +54

      Leviathan
      Walk up to them and, in the most cheery, fake, obnoxious voice you can make, tell them a terrible pickup line. In Troomlish culture, awful pickup lines are considered a sign of INTENSE attraction and voices we perceive as annoying are considered sexy.
      Hope this helps!

    • @roborat
      @roborat Před 3 lety +7

      What is the history of troomlish

    • @cease842
      @cease842 Před 3 lety +23

      RoboRat
      Troomlish stems from a combination of languages, almost identical to English. The obnoxious tone in which it is spoken is unique to their culture, and is most likely the cause of the Troomlish people being started by some most irritating ancient humans in the world, who gathered at an unknown point in time to start their own language.

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 Před 3 lety +4

      She walked up to him. “Do you like chocolate? Haha, you are sweet!!” He but his lip. “Wow!”

  • @Aubriel
    @Aubriel Před 3 lety +182

    *Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked?
    Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom

    • @finch7391
      @finch7391 Před 3 lety +13

      i love how your spirit just died instantly

    • @rodeogirl135473
      @rodeogirl135473 Před 3 lety +3

      Thank you for your service. Your soul will be returned within 5-7 business days.

  • @thr6xback
    @thr6xback Před 3 lety +10

    Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.

  • @lilyxy2k
    @lilyxy2k Před 2 lety +4

    not me looking through the comments trying to find someone to explain the dialogue at 4:35

  • @ayekantspeylgud
    @ayekantspeylgud Před 3 lety +164

    I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

    • @lizzie12362
      @lizzie12362 Před 3 lety +8

      Troom Troom Actually owns woo-hoo and some others so that's why it feels like you are watching a troom troom video

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 Před 3 lety

      @@lizzie12362 But Even If Troom Troom Owns It It Still Won’t Make 5ense B3cause 1f 1t 1s A Parody 1t W1LL Fr3ak.

    • @legarsquialaflemmedesetrou8786
      @legarsquialaflemmedesetrou8786 Před 3 lety

      Why are you writting with numbers

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 Před 3 lety

      @@legarsquialaflemmedesetrou8786 wh0 m3?

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel Před 3 lety

      Troom Troom and WooHoo are owned by The Soul Publishing...a content farm for money.

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 Před 3 lety +627

    When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

    • @vincenoname
      @vincenoname Před 3 lety +60

      my headcanon is that he's bi

    • @gay5906
      @gay5906 Před 3 lety +36

      Could be gayer!

    • @yaaaaasfire9621
      @yaaaaasfire9621 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeees
      I was disappointed

    • @doyoulikemyhat1404
      @doyoulikemyhat1404 Před 3 lety +13

      @@gay5906 ayyyy did i hear a thomas sanders reference?

    • @gay5906
      @gay5906 Před 3 lety +9

      @@doyoulikemyhat1404 always! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @Japansepuppy2481
    @Japansepuppy2481 Před 3 lety +6

    “Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time”
    ???

  • @hothothotchocolate9620
    @hothothotchocolate9620 Před 2 lety +5

    The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

  • @bigpeenopenguio7778
    @bigpeenopenguio7778 Před 3 lety +263

    The security guard in this video was the "Japaneese" person in the TroomTroom video.

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus Před 3 lety +17

      Oh lord

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw Před 3 lety +3

      she wasn't just a weeb in that one? 😬

    • @MarqueExists
      @MarqueExists Před 3 lety +8

      @@loveitftw i feel like a weeb would know more about japanese things than troom troom tbh lmfao

    • @3.14applepi
      @3.14applepi Před 3 lety

      Lego jotaro lego jotaro

    • @skarlettsapphire4065
      @skarlettsapphire4065 Před 3 lety +4

      The spelling of Japanese in this comment just makes it so much better

  • @kelseydoll96
    @kelseydoll96 Před 3 lety +1120

    ok nobody’s saying it why isn’t anyone saying it? WOOHOO IS SIM SEX

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Před 3 lety +6

    5:55 he probably wasn't ready because he was anticipating being shot down.. I mean to be fair it makes sense

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 Před rokem +3

    People buy NFTs so I fully believe people would pay $50 for a business class that saves them $5.

  • @gretalewis1407
    @gretalewis1407 Před 3 lety +396

    Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

    • @jasendrileck2322
      @jasendrileck2322 Před 3 lety +13

      I think it was Yandere Dev, but I’m not sure

    • @jardaysolar33
      @jardaysolar33 Před 3 lety +15

      Jasen Drileck it’d be hilarious if it was but probably no

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel Před 3 lety +2

      All the movies posters are.. parody posters...? The last one on the wall next to The Greatest Showman is supposed to be The Gentlemen....but it's the WooHoomen...

  • @Saikzay
    @Saikzay Před 3 lety +184

    That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

  • @Trashley652
    @Trashley652 Před 3 lety +9

    I can't believe you made this video in 45 seconds that's very impressive

  • @driftingtospace9532
    @driftingtospace9532 Před 3 lety +7

    A veeeery quick question,did anyone noticed the Boo Hoo poster at the start of the video? 3:14 to be exact
    Is there something in these channels with o's?

  • @elliewinthrop5087
    @elliewinthrop5087 Před 3 lety +238

    I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 3 lety +351

    Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

    • @alicevicariously2396
      @alicevicariously2396 Před 3 lety +31

      Here at Jarvis Johnson gold we will start trends

    • @lait3967
      @lait3967 Před 3 lety +9

      i actually deadass will sometimes say "oh yeah thats a nice beverage" when drinking something

    • @lovelysartstudio8299
      @lovelysartstudio8299 Před 3 lety +8

      LAIT 🥤*SIPPPPPP* 🥤that's a nice beverage

    • @lovelysartstudio8299
      @lovelysartstudio8299 Před 3 lety +5

      LAIT we can make T-shirts of that

    • @v4mpyy.
      @v4mpyy. Před 3 lety +3

      B E V E R A G E

  • @jjsstikbotvideos4421
    @jjsstikbotvideos4421 Před 3 lety +5

    Lmao why did I think at 11:53 you were gonna talk about how there's a "no Ryan sign" but Ryan Reynolds is there-

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept Před 2 lety +1

    "Oh, no food, i thought it was a No Ryan sign" I did too 😂😂😂

  • @Loveolicious143
    @Loveolicious143 Před 3 lety +510

    I'm not sure if Jarvis has a natural smile or just smiles everytime he's on camera
    (Edit) maybe he just genuinely likes making these videos which makes me happy he's happy

    • @sagetheperson3295
      @sagetheperson3295 Před 3 lety +9

      Same 🥺

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Před 3 lety +8

      omg stop im soft 😭

    • @oliver62
      @oliver62 Před 3 lety +20

      Of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t make these videos. You can see that that when he’s making jokes he can’t stop smiling

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio Před 3 lety +12

      I think it's shyness/nervousness, but that makes it even cuter.

  • @channguyen9943
    @channguyen9943 Před 3 lety +62

    7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

  • @ohnaliirony8997
    @ohnaliirony8997 Před 3 lety +2

    PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

  • @hirodavidson1454
    @hirodavidson1454 Před 3 lety +6

    “This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!”