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  • @JarvisJohnsonGOLD
    @JarvisJohnsonGOLD  Před 2 lety +1406

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  • @kierstenburtz8442
    @kierstenburtz8442 Před 2 lety +2953

    As a girl who is 6'3", I can promise that nobody in my life has ever told me "you have the build for gymnastics". Literally I did gymnastics as a kid and was tall for my age so they warned me that I probably wouldn't be able to do it for long because gymnastics isn't as doable over a certain height.
    Also there's a fuckton of things tall people can't do. I never, in my life, wanted to be a flight attendant until someone told me I was too tall to get hired as one, and suddenly that hurt...

    • @berryghostt
      @berryghostt Před 2 lety +377

      also not to mention that gymnastics is not a sport that a person can just start in high school and suddenly be really good. a person usually has to start very young to even have a slight chance to reach elite. i quit years ago, but it still annoys me when people assume gymnastics is easy.

    • @kierstenburtz8442
      @kierstenburtz8442 Před 2 lety +133

      @@berryghostt oh 100%! I commend gymnasts! I was athletic throughout my entire childhood and still couldn't do half the stuff they do on a daily basis!

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. Před 2 lety +113

      i had no intention to become a pilot until someone told me i couldnt becase of my colour vision. But after realizing that i probably have good enough color vision i feel i weird need to fly a plane

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 Před 2 lety +89

      Same, I’m 6’6 and I don’t understand some of the expectations that comes with being tall. I’m constantly asked “do you play sports?” Or “why don’t you play basketball” and it frustrates me slightly more each time it’s asked. If I liked basketball then I would play, but if I’m not playing then what does that tell you? I feel like my life would be basically the same if I weren’t tall, and sometimes I kinda wish I wear shorter cus it would save me from plenty of pain, both physically and mentally.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 2 lety +84

      Yup. I’m not exceptionally tall at 5’9, but was warned I was too tall for gymnastics. At 16 I had to quit (at high level) because my body was quite literally falling apart. The distance between my joints and weight was too much and I ended up disabled. Broke both my feet because impact force is massive in gymnastics!
      Someone as tall as the girl in the video could try gymnastics, but you’re more likely to get hurt the taller you are. It would’ve probably been better for me if they blocked me from higher skill level competition based on height limits because that drastically increases the forces your body has to handle. Kinda like how a hamster can fall 100 times their height and be fine because they’re just smol.

  • @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439

    To be fair, if I saw "your eyes are so deep I find myself drowning" written in a notebook, I would also laugh like a cartoon bully

    • @val77701
      @val77701 Před 2 lety +141

      Wait what? I thought that was so cute 😭

    • @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439
      @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 Před 2 lety +266

      @@val77701 oh maybe I'm just mean then lol

    • @chickencake5134
      @chickencake5134 Před 2 lety +226

      @@val77701 It's a little cliche and dramatic but cute

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman Před 2 lety +79

      @@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 NO ITS HILARIOUS

    • @IntegriTee
      @IntegriTee Před 2 lety +41

      @@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 😂 I think I would laugh but I laugh at everything so idk if it counts

  • @andrewtucker6282
    @andrewtucker6282 Před rokem +2144

    I love how they picked basically the one sport where being tall ISN'T an advantage. 🤣

    • @sarasletten5229
      @sarasletten5229 Před rokem +100

      She's also apparently using the parallel bars as if its a beam!😂🤣

    • @starlightthetribewing4774
      @starlightthetribewing4774 Před 10 měsíci +43

      You mean “I appreciate-“

    • @andrewtucker6282
      @andrewtucker6282 Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@starlightthetribewing4774 haha what?

    • @HAMILTONHYPP3R
      @HAMILTONHYPP3R Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@starlightthetribewing4774 💀

    • @Gromper7878
      @Gromper7878 Před 8 měsíci +22

      TRUE I didn't even consider that top gymnasts are all only like 5 ft tall lmaoo

  • @necronerdicon
    @necronerdicon Před rokem +3967

    Can we appreciate that Jarvis made us premium FOR FREE? Incredible.

    • @roachymoment
      @roachymoment Před rokem +22

      omg fr he does tho

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před rokem +20

      We’re premium.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Před rokem +18

      help im premium im going to die in 3

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Před rokem +14

      ​@@yeetionary oh no. It's been 3 months. I was too late.

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 Před 9 měsíci +3

      He skipped over me 😭

  • @pegs-ies
    @pegs-ies Před rokem +2962

    The story gives me wattpad autobiographical story vibes. "She had long brown hair and sparkling green eyes, everyone hated her because she was too tall, she was immediately amazing at gymnastics and won 50k"

    • @onyourleft4194
      @onyourleft4194 Před rokem +255

      “Her father prefers her over her brother, they always get along perfectly”

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 Před rokem +209

      @@onyourleft4194"Her mother died when she was very young, but she loved her more than anything."

    • @noisy_killjoy
      @noisy_killjoy Před rokem +258

      I woke up and tied my long auburn hair into a messy bun. My green orbs drifted to my phone, a text from my stepmom. “Come downstairs brat.”
      I threw on some joggers and a hoodie and made my way downstairs. Stepmom grabbed me and said “we cant afford to feed you so I sold you”
      “What” I relied.
      She shoved me through the door and there in the lounge stood one direction. “Hello” Harry said in a British accent. “We’re your new owners now.”

    • @pegs-ies
      @pegs-ies Před rokem +80

      @@noisy_killjoy ive definitely read this on wattpad, 10/10

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 Před rokem +52

      @@noisy_killjoy Finally some quality writing 👏

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer Před 2 lety +9170

    I think we can all appreciate Jarvis for making this video, he made it a little fun.

    • @HarryMario_
      @HarryMario_ Před 2 lety +12

      D-pad gamer from minus world?

    • @roronoazoro2025
      @roronoazoro2025 Před 2 lety +33

      I think we can all agree that most of us don't know who DPad is.

    • @artespeck8091
      @artespeck8091 Před 2 lety +12

      He makes all his videos a little fun 😠 I appreciate all of his videos

    • @DPadGamer
      @DPadGamer Před 2 lety +30

      @@roronoazoro2025 here, im just one of this channels premium viewers like you

    • @4rkain3
      @4rkain3 Před 2 lety +16

      @@DPadGamer Can we just appreciate how none of us know who DPadGamer is?

  • @DAFLOLCB
    @DAFLOLCB Před rokem +696

    Can we just appreciate how "jarvis" is always so "nice" and "accepting"??? "I" could never do something like that.

    • @znsticx12345
      @znsticx12345 Před rokem +25

      “right”! “he” is so unbelievably “nice”

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 10 měsíci +14

      You know, two of “my” favorite CZcamsrs fans do these “air quotes” which is funny because “they” are so “different”

    • @Justaguyiguesss
      @Justaguyiguesss Před 24 dny

      The “Schlatt” effect

  • @terrienr333
    @terrienr333 Před rokem +1780

    can we just appreciate how Jarvis shows his emotions through his expressions? wow, if you asked me to express my emotions I wouldn't be able to!

    • @nonctm777
      @nonctm777 Před rokem +13

      Being expressive must be difficult /srs

    • @jasond.b-w
      @jasond.b-w Před rokem +35

      Reading this as a person with RAD and literally no facial or vocal affect at any time besides Flat, and no ability to fake it 💀 I genuinely agree lol

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 Před rokem

      My autistic ass can't tell whether this is a joke or not

    • @presleydunson
      @presleydunson Před 9 měsíci

      @@nonctm777 what??

    • @CosmiTwink
      @CosmiTwink Před 9 měsíci

      I actually cant express any emotions other thank sadness and anger-

  • @BaileyE08
    @BaileyE08 Před 2 lety +8431

    Let's appreciate how jarvis is a "living breathing human being" who wears "clothing"!

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. Před 2 lety +199

      for real, i could never do that. never.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 Před 2 lety +215

      How do we now he isn't living clothes wearing a person

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 2 lety +121

      @@bepisthescienceman4202 Imagine he opens his clothes and it's just three kids standing on each other's shoulders lol

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 Před 2 lety +30

      Not a day goes by without me appreciating that.

    • @fovosprodromus5020
      @fovosprodromus5020 Před 2 lety +11

      suree... "let's". I got you

  • @sunny__johanna
    @sunny__johanna Před 2 lety +1814

    Let's all appreciate that Jarvis wears glasses instead of ignoring his bad eyesight

    • @luminescent_tides
      @luminescent_tides Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +10

      honestly I have a cousin who had glasses that she should be wearing but she just didn't for several years. Now earlier this year she decided she should wear them but they broke. So she scheduled an appointment at an optometrist to get new ones, but then she missed it and never scheduled another. So yeah I appreciate anyone that wears their glasses.

    • @sunny__johanna
      @sunny__johanna Před rokem +3

      @@ashikjaman1940 wow that's quite a story :0 Did she ever say why she just didn't wear her glasses?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +4

      @@sunny__johanna iirc she just didn't like them. Her eyes also aren't as bad as some other people in our family (mostly me, I am ridiculously near-sighted) so I guess she felt she didn't need them? Idk, everyone in the family either at least always told her to wear them or just didn't comment on it.

    • @sunny__johanna
      @sunny__johanna Před rokem +2

      @@ashikjaman1940 ty for the explaination!!

  • @bool8362
    @bool8362 Před rokem +909

    im really appreciating jarvis calling me a "premium" person, it really knocks my socks of with joy have a great day jarvitron!

  • @GillissenShow
    @GillissenShow Před rokem +966

    Let's "appreciate" how Jarvis's "vocal chords" "produce" vibrations in the air that are transmitted via digital signals to my "ear drums" where they are then "decoded" into "jokes". Thank you.

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em Před rokem +2

      Why the air-quotes?

    • @jeffsloan1324
      @jeffsloan1324 Před rokem +9

      ​@@Eli-rs6em emphasis

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em Před rokem +2

      @@jeffsloan1324 it’s text. How can you get tone from it?

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@Eli-rs6emquotes, when it’s not a character speaking, usually are a sign that the word in the quotes is being emphasized in writing, it’s a way to show tone without being able to hear the person speaking since it’s writing

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@iamacatperson7226 i understand that it’s tone but I can’t read tone over text

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 Před 2 lety +5586

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis’ ability to wear a beanie only on the top of his head? Beanies are really hard to wear. If you gave me 10,000 decapitated heads, I don’t think I could get any of them to wear a beanie like Jarvis does.

    • @LauraSkow
      @LauraSkow Před rokem +1

      Out of curiosity, how many decapitated heads do you have?

    • @Egomezz6
      @Egomezz6 Před rokem +24

      😂😂😂this

    • @dracofirepants8758
      @dracofirepants8758 Před rokem +163

      I'm a little concerned where you got those heads...

    • @snookers341
      @snookers341 Před rokem +95

      @@dracofirepants8758 don’t be concerned 😽🙌

    • @KaneShugar
      @KaneShugar Před rokem +68

      @@dracofirepants8758 you gave the heads to them, silly

  • @Toby2017
    @Toby2017 Před 2 lety +10084

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis actually converts oxygen into carbon dioxide without even thinking about it?🤯🤯🤯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @yitraboom
      @yitraboom Před 2 lety +1

      Think about it and you'll die

    • @ratmandraws
      @ratmandraws Před 2 lety +367

      Ikr? I couldn't do that in 10,000 years!

    • @oliveriscoolerthanu7834
      @oliveriscoolerthanu7834 Před 2 lety +202

      hes so talented, i could never do that in 10,000,000 years

    • @twelsh4094
      @twelsh4094 Před 2 lety +233

      And how he pumps blood throughout his body?!

    • @XelliottX
      @XelliottX Před 2 lety +144

      for a minute I was actually thinking that was impressive… I need sleep

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond Před rokem +429

    MSA: "I'm tall and I have the perfect gymnastics build"
    Rachel in Animorphs, in seemingly almost every book: "man, I love gymnastics; too bad I'm too tall to ever really go pro with it"
    Me: so what is the truth, MSA?

    • @kaikwacz2881
      @kaikwacz2881 Před rokem +59

      Truth is, most activities having to do with balance are significantly harder for tall people like gymnastics, ice skating etc.

    • @morgantrias3103
      @morgantrias3103 Před rokem +41

      Who do we trust, beloved childrens books Animorphs, or some garbage?

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 Před rokem +23

      I would definitely trust Animorphs, I don't about basketball, but I know they mentioned she could be a super model, and while yes, the ideal model height is above average, there is definitely a max end of that height range too. If you're to tall you'll have a really hard time booking gigs because everything looks short on you, and you don't look right next to the other models.
      I would not be surprised if gymnastics has a similar sort of ideal height range, where if you are out of it on either side, you will struggle.

    • @megorly792
      @megorly792 Před rokem +6

      I was actually so confused when she implied that she was good at gymnastics because she's tall. I'm 5'11 and can't even do backbends

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 Před 8 měsíci +3

      That and the dad also suggested being a supermodel. An industry where being anything but average height is a huge disadvantage because the clothes aren't made to fit the model. The model has to fit the clothes. So being supertall would disqualify you from anything but shows specifically for super tall people

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 Před rokem +225

    She was such a bad sister, she talks about how she just wants to help but doesn't listen to her brother when he tells her not to read his journal, and then tries to get him to share his poems with Alyssa at school, wtf. P.S I love your videos and you seem like a really nice person.

    • @bellsgotitnowft
      @bellsgotitnowft Před rokem +60

      She also never stood up for him from the other people but he did. What a bish

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před měsícem

      Remember how this is all fake guys?

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 Před měsícem +2

      @Widdekuu91 does it matter? People talk about fiction as if it's real all the time. Pointing out it's fake isn't really adding anything and it doesn't make you look as smart as you think it does.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před měsícem

      @@P4rz1va1
      I was hoping to help with your frustrations... since you were getting upset over the story, not the fact that people post fake stories to stir sh!t.

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 Před měsícem +3

      @@Widdekuu91 I'm not upset about the story. I am simply judging the characters of the story. I don't give a fuck if people post fake stories, especially if it would be unreasonable to consider them true.

  • @lightningwaffle9528
    @lightningwaffle9528 Před rokem +5072

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate Jarvis having eyes so deep I find myself drowning?

  • @BtheDilemma732
    @BtheDilemma732 Před 2 lety +4756

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate how normally sized Jarvis' forehead is. It isn't too big or too small. It's just the right size. PS I love your videos

    • @mossypop
      @mossypop Před 2 lety +3

      Heehee 69th like

    • @noelmaycry
      @noelmaycry Před 2 lety +107

      this is such a weird observation but yes i completely agree DJSJFHDJ LMFAO

    • @realityclips6052
      @realityclips6052 Před 2 lety +3

      True!

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu Před 2 lety +58

      Looks small to me but that's probably because mine is huge so my forehead size standards are skewed, lol.

    • @Alphabet_poop
      @Alphabet_poop Před 2 lety +6

      @@DM-nw5lu same LOL

  • @hannahalexy
    @hannahalexy Před rokem +56

    12:17 yeah, i was great at gymnastics until i had a growth spurt and was then rejected because i was over 6 feet....the shorter you are, the lower your centre of gravity. Makes it much, much easier.

  • @tkdchic78
    @tkdchic78 Před rokem +163

    "Lie to Kids. Get Rich" I see Jarvis found the Ace Family handbook

  • @PaintedCanvasLPS
    @PaintedCanvasLPS Před 2 lety +2524

    Can we just appreciate the fact Jarvis exists not everyone can exist like this. Thank you

    • @OniBlinker
      @OniBlinker Před rokem +18

      My three lost siblings can relate so hard

    • @user-uu1xm8qw6d
      @user-uu1xm8qw6d Před rokem +7

      i don't know why, but after reading your comment, it gives me a lot of anxiety looking at Jarvis in this video

    • @ZapPack
      @ZapPack Před rokem +4

      I don't think I could exist in 10,000 years!

  • @jazz9260
    @jazz9260 Před 2 lety +1594

    Let's "all" just take a "moment" to "appreciate" how "Jarvis" "makes" these "videos" 1-2 a month for "us"!

    • @laddiebuggie8018
      @laddiebuggie8018 Před 2 lety +27

      *snap**snap**snap** ‘YAAAAAS’

    • @legendoflizzie4849
      @legendoflizzie4849 Před 2 lety +41

      Honestly Jarvis makes the best videos can we all just admit that 💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡❤️🧡🧡💖❣️🧡❤️❣️💖❤️❤️💗💖❤️❤️💖💖💘💘💘💘💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💘💘☪️🕉🕉☪️☯️🕎🕎✝️✝️✝️🕎♈️🛐🛐🛐🛐💖💔🤎🤍💛💚📉📕

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool Před 2 lety +8

      @@legendoflizzie4849 I’m assuming you are jokingly overusing emojis.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Před 2 lety +28

      @@RobertMcBride-is-cool emojis cringe, reddit moment

    • @lefandomtrash7746
      @lefandomtrash7746 Před rokem +7

      @@L0rdOfThePies Let people use emojis. 😊😌 It’s just their way of typing and expressing support online when we’re unable to view each other physically.

  • @malorika
    @malorika Před rokem +39

    15:42 dude i used to do gymnastics and went to competitions and when people got hurt we'd wish them well and hug them and then continue??? tf

  • @biggrayalien4791
    @biggrayalien4791 Před rokem +197

    Wouldn't the $50k get split among the whole team? Or is Janelle the kind of person that is so in her own little world that she doesn't realize(or maybe she does!) that she just shafted her team out of money because she's just too good a person? 😂

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly Před 9 měsíci +28

      She's just tall, she can do anything

    • @JNB0723
      @JNB0723 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@PorcupineTheOneandOnly Ah yes. Her height extends past what our brittle minds can observe... 🤣

  • @dutchesspuppy3516
    @dutchesspuppy3516 Před 2 lety +3174

    Let's all appreciate how much jarvis' hoodie color compliments his face. He always has such nice colors in his videos. Keep at it, i enjoy it.

    • @creature-1170
      @creature-1170 Před 2 lety +22

      So true

    • @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu
      @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu Před 2 lety +4

      What?

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 Před 2 lety +51

      I like how before I watched this video and got this reference, I saw this comment and was just thinking, yup he looks pretty good in that hoodie. xP. Edit: grammar to make my sentence clearer, maybe 🤔

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 Před 2 lety +38

      @@jessicaolson490 I haven't gotten far enough to get the reference and I genuinely agreed bc the shade of green compliments his skin tone nicely

    • @P34chy5c0n3
      @P34chy5c0n3 Před 2 lety

      @@jessicaolson490 I’m so confused

  • @cassandra_cassowary
    @cassandra_cassowary Před 2 lety +4406

    Hey guys, let's all appreciate Jarvis for the gold tier content, he is always so funny truly a king

  • @ZackC
    @ZackC Před 2 měsíci +25

    Dad: “why aren’t you like most siblings”
    Brother: “my sister is super hot”
    Sister: “my brother is so romantic”
    Also sister: “let’s wrestle, bro”
    Uhhhhhh

  • @StrawberrESwirl
    @StrawberrESwirl Před rokem +137

    Can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis' blindingly white smile? It's so great I've been hospitalized and have been declared legally blind. My ferret is typing this message. P.S. Love your vids!

  • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
    @Thedarkbunnyrabbit Před 2 lety +998

    It's funny to me that she specifically went into gymnastics, because as a tall person who wanted to get into gymnastics when I was young, when the 'you can do ANYTHING because you're tall!' thing came up I was like "Well, not gymnastics."

    • @cearathomas930
      @cearathomas930 Před 2 lety +79

      Literally though lol, they could have picked virtually any other sport😂

    • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
      @Thedarkbunnyrabbit Před 2 lety +81

      @@cearathomas930 It really shows whoever wrote it isn't tall and doesn't know anything about gymnastics, lol.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Před rokem +12

      Glad the gymnastics thing bugged other people too 😂😂

    • @lucyoli4
      @lucyoli4 Před rokem +2

      LOL that was my first thought too when he said you can do anything

    • @biggrayalien4791
      @biggrayalien4791 Před rokem

      Similarly, you can't be a fighter pilot.

  • @SnooDoodle
    @SnooDoodle Před 2 lety +729

    Not only are we animating stories, we're appreciating lives.

  • @graceful_skies6504
    @graceful_skies6504 Před rokem +193

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy can move his vocal cords in a way that can make noises. not everyone can do that.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +7

      Not everyone can do that! I was mute for a long while after covid, it really fucked my voice

  • @godisdead6611
    @godisdead6611 Před rokem +24

    13:50 her saying that $5000 can pay for his college education is both comical and depressing

    • @miscellanist
      @miscellanist Před rokem +7

      i think it was $50,000

    • @MyStlC4I
      @MyStlC4I Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@miscellanisti think so yea, even then it might not cover it

    • @miscellanist
      @miscellanist Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@MyStlC4I yea i agree. that might just barely cover two semesters

  • @royalblanket
    @royalblanket Před 2 lety +897

    Jarvis should rename this channel to "JJ!G previously Jarvis Johnson! GOLD"
    Also props to Jarvis for making such wholesome and entertaining content. Can we just appreciate how he always lifts our spirits? Even if I had 10000 years, I'd never learn.

  • @TheScaredLittleScholar
    @TheScaredLittleScholar Před 2 lety +2890

    can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis makes these high quality, entertaining, videos one or twice a month? I mean, even if you gave me 10,000 years I would never be able to produce something like this

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 Před 2 lety +28

      I do have to admit they're really nice, I would love to see him in a podcast someday.

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 2 lety +24

      @@theflano23 he has a podcast babe

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 Před 2 lety +28

      @@georgie488 Well I guess I know what I'm listening to for the rest of the day, thanks for letting me know

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 Před 2 lety +14

      It's the premium channel what do you expect

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 Před 2 lety +12

      Not to mention it's GOLD

  • @itsulfr3335
    @itsulfr3335 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Can we just appreciate how Jarvis didn't overload the video with information and kept it simple. I really miss that from creators

  • @ahlogic5960
    @ahlogic5960 Před rokem +50

    Can we just appreciate how funny Jarvis is in all of his videos? His laid back and funny remarks even have me foaming and smiling frfr

  • @charlotte-hills
    @charlotte-hills Před 2 lety +567

    Can we just take a minute to talk about how this video is "so good"?! I "really enjoyed" watching it. It's definitely the "best video" I've seen in a while. Jarvis did a "great job" on this one. It must have taken "a lot of quality hard work" to create such a "masterpiece".

    • @ariatempest
      @ariatempest Před 2 lety +48

      Can we all just appreciate how “great” this comment is? PS. “Great” comment.

  • @p-jamsookie2252
    @p-jamsookie2252 Před 2 lety +1089

    I think we can all truly appreciate this top-tier content Jarvis is posting, if this were based on a rating of bronze, silver, and gold, this would be gold. P.S. love your videos!

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Před rokem

      Why's there no replies

    • @hyalophora
      @hyalophora Před rokem

      ​@@Lazy_.Lavender Because there was nothing to add

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Před rokem

      @@hyalophora Okay but it has 1k likes, thats uncommon

  • @chillycat1925
    @chillycat1925 Před rokem +35

    can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis has a beanie AND glasses? keep doing what ur doing, mad props!

  • @Sahalathepatahta
    @Sahalathepatahta Před rokem +4

    As a former gymnast, being tall is not a sought after trait for gymnasts 😭 the distance between the bars makes it difficult for tall women to deal with & many other factors. It helps to be on the shorter end ! It’s still possible but like unlikely. ALSO 50k FOR A BEGINNING COMPETITION??? i don’t remember getting anything but scholarships for it but go off girl

  • @mimmyrose2970
    @mimmyrose2970 Před 2 lety +1413

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for how he makes all of our lives better with his videos?

    • @kdemarco2010
      @kdemarco2010 Před 2 lety +10

      Yesss!! He really does!! And at the same time, takes care of his own mental health, not overwhelming himself trying to post content all the time, plus being very open and upfront about it. Awesome creator for sure.

    • @kdemarco2010
      @kdemarco2010 Před 2 lety +9

      P.s love your vids! 🤣

  • @thatonedamnguy9524
    @thatonedamnguy9524 Před 2 lety +1108

    We should take a moment to appriciate how funny jarvis is? Like, him talking about the feet driving police was very funny

  • @lemqnshark
    @lemqnshark Před rokem +32

    FAKE GYMNAST ALERT!! HER TOES ARE NOT POINTED AT 16:45!!!

    • @zoeg5304
      @zoeg5304 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Also funny considering half of the story revolves around her being super tall

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark Před 7 měsíci +3

      why does this seem so srs it was meant to be a bad joke HELP😭

  • @avamerrell9662
    @avamerrell9662 Před rokem +29

    Can we appreciate how Jarvis’s laugh is the cutest most heart warming thing ever?

  • @bonesmcgee9853
    @bonesmcgee9853 Před 2 lety +514

    Can we just "appreciate" how Jarvis made this video? He put in so much work and made this topic "enjoyable" and "funny". Make sure to "like" the vid, guys!

  • @agentwashingtub9167
    @agentwashingtub9167 Před 2 lety +805

    Let’s “all” just take a “moment” to “appreciate” how “Jarvis” “makes” these “videos” 1-2 "times" a month for “us”!

  • @questionmarky986
    @questionmarky986 Před měsícem +3

    The dad: your tall enough to play basketball

  • @cobwebinthecorner
    @cobwebinthecorner Před rokem +30

    We should all appreciate JJG and their amazing videos! They're sooooo talented guys

  • @jacobgreen4557
    @jacobgreen4557 Před 2 lety +2160

    Guys, lets give a round of a clap for Jarvis. He really went above and beyond with this.. Nay every video he has ever put out. And what a smile! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @ThoughtsFromMars
      @ThoughtsFromMars Před 2 lety +60

      Round of clap

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 Před 2 lety +25

      Round claps in gold

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 Před 2 lety +53

      “Round of a clap” “Nay” mate are you from the 1700s

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein Před 2 lety +6

      @@ari1758 LMFAO

    • @EifiE
      @EifiE Před 2 lety +10

      Oh, Ill give Jarvis the clap

  • @WickedLittleStories
    @WickedLittleStories Před 2 lety +624

    Let's all appreciate Jarvis for this premium content. He's obviously losing his mind just a little bit at the end, but he's trying his best. Big fan of these videos, they are so funny and cheer us up when we are sad.

  • @rahrahrahrahrahrahra
    @rahrahrahrahrahrahra Před rokem +67

    Let's all appreciate that Jarvis is a beautiful human creature

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin Před rokem +7

    This was totally animated by someone who doesn't watch anime tried to make an anime
    It reminds me of that old ass Canadian show that tried to jump on the anime craze and ended up making My Life Me
    Also her dad is probably the Green Goblin on the side

  • @idrinkandiknowthings9738
    @idrinkandiknowthings9738 Před 2 lety +584

    Let’s all appreciative that Jarvis is like a “really nice person” who “makes me laugh” every time he posts

  • @averageevil801
    @averageevil801 Před 2 lety +1474

    Let’s all appreciate that Jarvis blurs out the background so we don’t get distracted by all the cool stuff he has. Love your vids! P.s. my midbrain nuclei neurons produce dopamine from these videos!

  • @mistersamman8899
    @mistersamman8899 Před rokem +30

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for taking time to make us all feel premium? You’re the premium one Jarvis! PS: Love your videos.

  • @smediamedia1383
    @smediamedia1383 Před rokem +10

    22:10 Those are children. Most children are unexpectedly polite and positive in CZcams comments...

  • @wintervandy
    @wintervandy Před 2 lety +1265

    Can we all appreciate everyone in the comments leaving nice "messages" for Jarvis? You guys are so sweet and reading all the comments is incredibly funny!

    • @2c0bb61
      @2c0bb61 Před 2 lety +50

      Love your pfp! Trans rights :)

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 Před 2 lety +33

      @@2c0bb61 It's nice how every one seems to be spreading positivity

    • @lelaleasl
      @lelaleasl Před 2 lety +28

      your picrew is so cute!
      ur trams?? that's so kewl!

    • @THErealMarMar.
      @THErealMarMar. Před 2 lety +6

      Strawberry ice-cream sandwich

    • @bayardkyyako7427
      @bayardkyyako7427 Před 2 lety

      God shut up with the same exact comments lol. You guys are less creative then a pebble going to black and white art class.

  • @beefbaby9840
    @beefbaby9840 Před 2 lety +357

    i love how these stories are always just a humble brag like "I was too tall and my dad favored me over my brother" or "I get bullied at school for being too rich and pretty" it's so annoying lmao

    • @lia-wk8uf
      @lia-wk8uf Před rokem +33

      Oh my god a comment thats not apprieciating this man!!

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 Před rokem +16

      @@lia-wk8uf Lets all appreciate that.

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF Před rokem

      @@lia-wk8uf pfp checks out

  • @willk0013
    @willk0013 Před rokem +57

    Let’s all “appreciate” how Jarvis makes these great “videos” for “us”
    PS. Your videos are great!

  • @Jay-ys5dz
    @Jay-ys5dz Před rokem +25

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis 💙

  • @eronthecat3169
    @eronthecat3169 Před 2 lety +1309

    I think Jarvis really outdid himself, even tho he talked about a really boring video! Way to go! Im so addicted to these videos!
    Ps.: I forgot to mention how much I appreciate the premium gold content!

  • @QyfieK
    @QyfieK Před 2 lety +858

    Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the little Milk Sucker’s effort in these videos. Huge props to him for recovering from his Dairy Addiction and putting out such quality content.

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles Před 2 lety +24

      Its really such an inspiration 🥺💕💕

    • @Allie_Victoria
      @Allie_Victoria Před 2 lety +15

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @lucymwangi8650
      @lucymwangi8650 Před 2 lety +3

      I hope I can one day also get over my addiction too...
      I can't say it, it's too hard 😪

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Před 2 lety +9

      We really have no evidence that he's kicked the habit.

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lucymwangi8650 the first step to recovery is admitting there’s a problem

  • @joslyndove
    @joslyndove Před rokem +3

    we can have the discussion about the ketchup on the eggs but don’t call it syrup
    rolling

  • @lilangelhime
    @lilangelhime Před rokem +7

    I genuinely do appreciate your vids. You provide a laugh when I'm feeling down, or overwhelmed. I have bipolar, so even when I'm leaning manic, your more calm conversational style vids just help to chill me out while I try to ignore the wacky rapid-fire thoughts/ideas going on in my head.

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R Před 2 lety +356

    Hey, props to Jarvis for allowing us to aprieciate how valuable and irreplaceable he is. If you gave me 1000000000+ years I couldn't make a channel this GOLD; that's free, and GOLD.

  • @obamatheg2826
    @obamatheg2826 Před 2 lety +629

    Can we just appreciate jarvis for never using clickbait and making uninteresting thing interesting (i mean i watched to the end). ❤️❤️❤️

  • @just_be_decent5571
    @just_be_decent5571 Před rokem +13

    "Guys can we appreciate how good Javis is at breathing❤"

  • @roachymoment
    @roachymoment Před rokem +3

    everytime u say im premium i go 😳 and then u pause to let it sink in and it makes me happy

  • @noodroid6736
    @noodroid6736 Před 2 lety +432

    i know everyone is making the "let's appreciate!" joke, but fr! the video he talked about was boring, but jarvis managed to make this 25 minutes of interesting and funny commentary. even the ads make me laugh!
    jarvis, don't ever forget: you're gold and premium as hell, too!!! ❤

  • @deaf-tomcat
    @deaf-tomcat Před 2 lety +462

    let's all apprecieate the fact that Jarvis' ADHD let him make this video. never in a thousand years would you be able to force me to record, edit, and publish a youtube video! so inspiring Jarvis Johnson Gold!!

  • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
    @PorcupineTheOneandOnly Před 9 měsíci +3

    Can we just really appreciate Jarvis for being amazingly comical and having top-notch commentary and making MSA previous my animated stories (which are boring) a little more fun??????? Can we?

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug Před rokem +6

    5:45 oh my God Jarvis sounds so much like that parody of a gangster/mafia show from the beggining of that one episode of Arthur, I think it was called "The Bleep"

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur Před 2 lety +2013

    Jarvis just makes my day, so much. Can we just appreciate Jarvis for putting out this a little bit fun video? We love Jarvis for that

    • @validhuman6442
      @validhuman6442 Před 2 lety +14

      Me reading this as "Jarvis just mistakes my day",
      I think I may be blind

    • @smallbeast2139
      @smallbeast2139 Před 2 lety +8

      same i even have a mini crush on him

    • @justsomeguy9514
      @justsomeguy9514 Před 2 lety +3

      LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

    • @SparkledWater
      @SparkledWater Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mina3625
      @mina3625 Před 2 lety +5

      unrelated, but i love the art in your profile picture. did you draw it?

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking Před 2 lety +81

    The comments aren’t bots, they are clickworkers. People doing small online tasks for a few dollars (or cents). The task was probably "write a good comment on this video, mention how much you appreciate the creators“

  • @thatonekidmak
    @thatonekidmak Před 3 měsíci +4

    10:49 DID JARVIS JUST MAKE A SCOTT PILGRIM REFERNCE???????

  • @DemonicNightmare
    @DemonicNightmare Před 7 měsíci +2

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate Jarvis for throwing anime references into his videos. I legit appreciate a good anime reference.

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 Před rokem +289

    It’s so cool to learn about Jarvis’s wife before he married her. Look at how far she’s come, from a tall gymnast to breastfeeding her husband

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +33

      Ah yes “i love booby” classic jarvis quote

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin Před 2 měsíci +4

      Oh my God is her name Janelle in that video???

  • @Buffalomonger
    @Buffalomonger Před 2 lety +351

    Can we "appreciate" this "video" that "Jarvis" made. The video he's talking about was a little boring, but he made it kinda "fun" to "watch."

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy Před 2 lety +1

      What? Lol is this deliberately meant to not make sense? The only thing that works with the quotation marks is “fun”, because it IS a video, it was made by Jarvis, and we did watch it. “appreciate” makes it sound like you’re inciting hate speech 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @spaceyyy5043
      @spaceyyy5043 Před 2 lety +43

      @@VRCommy i dont think "you" understand the "joke" that was "made"

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy Před 2 lety +2

      @@spaceyyy5043 No I don’t.. that’s why I was asking the question.
      But is it really a joke if people don’t understand it?
      Probably I’m just dumb, but even if you’re referring to that person’s comment, it still doesn’t make sense.

    • @dakotathegreat2749
      @dakotathegreat2749 Před 2 lety +15

      @@VRCommy did you not fully watch the video? He’s mocking the comment that was in quotes. It’s just a lil joke.

    • @dakotathegreat2749
      @dakotathegreat2749 Před 2 lety +3

      @@VRCommy 21:01

  • @ConfusedPengu1n
    @ConfusedPengu1n Před měsícem +2

    Can we just appreciate how Jarvis circulates blood through his cardiovascular system?? If you gave me 10,000 years I could never do that

  • @zarajday
    @zarajday Před 10 měsíci +6

    15:45 There was a hockey game in 2008 where Richard Zednik had his throat slashed open by a skate blade, and when the medics concluded he would be ok, the game went on. Team sports will not stop because one member is in the hospital.

  • @chexmax2848
    @chexmax2848 Před 2 lety +518

    can we just appreciate how jarvis shows his emotions through his facial expressions? he is so good at it and it makes his content so fun to watch. ps love you’re vid’s

  • @himarihina
    @himarihina Před 2 lety +244

    jarivs is so majestic he’s literally glowing

  • @dariadaniellemusic
    @dariadaniellemusic Před rokem +18

    Can we just appreciate... actually everything about Jarvis? He's pretty funny! I'm a big fan of his videos.
    P.S. love your videos, Jarvis

  • @Gacha_Gabe_
    @Gacha_Gabe_ Před rokem +39

    Can we appreciate Jarvis' laugh tho? It's so contagious

  • @yourresume373
    @yourresume373 Před 2 lety +72

    It's so weird how they make a big deal about how being tall made her good at gymnastics. Like, no? A smaller stature is preferable for gymnastics.

  • @gost5704
    @gost5704 Před 2 lety +438

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis giving us this GOLD content for free? Really great, kudos to him. Even if I had 10000 years I wouldn’t be able to make such a high quality GOLD channel o.o

  • @monicaca6805
    @monicaca6805 Před rokem +4

    Petition for Jarvis to post a video that’s just 10 hours of him saying “let’s all appreciate” cos I don’t think I heard him say it enough

  • @ianian69
    @ianian69 Před rokem +1

    i just find it funny how my story animated has like a fandom now, its actually quite impressive how much the animation has improved

  • @nbabackcourtmedia
    @nbabackcourtmedia Před 2 lety +201

    I can’t believe content this premium is actually free, I feel like I’m robbing you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 2 lety +20

      Haha same. I am currently in his house and stealing his belongings

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains Před 2 lety +10

      @@genericname2747 haha same. I currently am pickpocketing him for his wallet.

    • @tophatsandhobnobs5924
      @tophatsandhobnobs5924 Před 2 lety +10

      Haha, same. I've currently got him at knifepoint. Long day for you.

  • @SweetDragoncandy
    @SweetDragoncandy Před 2 lety +689

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for making something boring slightly interesting and entertaining? ❤️
    P.S. i love your videos.

    • @dolphone6748
      @dolphone6748 Před 2 lety +6

      sneaky insult?

    • @tellmewill
      @tellmewill Před 2 lety +3

      @@dolphone6748 no its a joke he made 20:39

    • @dolphone6748
      @dolphone6748 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tellmewill well
      MWAHAHAAAHAHA I WAS JOKING TOO FOOLISH MORTAL. AND I FORGOT A TONE INDICATOR MWAHAHAHAAHA.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před 2 lety

      @@tellmewill i thought id gone insane

    • @SweetDragoncandy
      @SweetDragoncandy Před 2 lety +1

      @@dolphone6748 i mean it was definitely an insult to that animation channel :D

  • @likeadino8580
    @likeadino8580 Před rokem +2

    JJ is amazing! Pumping out these videos almost every week, props to him lets APPRECIATE the effort he put in!

  • @logan.saige5910
    @logan.saige5910 Před rokem +4

    i would just like to appreciate how jarvis is able to make me laugh even when i’m not in a good place. it’s honestly really nice to have someone to laugh with, even if it’s just through a screen. ok well i sound really sad but yeah i just wanted to appreciate how much jarvis means to me

  • @manslaughter3180
    @manslaughter3180 Před 2 lety +220

    I'm actually not gonna jump on the train of appreciation BUT I do have to admit that, despite the fact that the story was dragging on and had almost nothing of substance in it, you still made this whole ordeal enjoyable and I loved the last part of the video. Sometimes just reading funny comments is the content one is looking for.

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky Před 2 lety +5

      Idk why there's so many appreciating comments...😐

    • @ARandomAccountYT
      @ARandomAccountYT Před 2 lety +6

      @@-Manky watch the end of the video and you'll see why

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky Před 2 lety +3

      @@ARandomAccountYT lmfao oh okay lemme do that now

    • @retrofan-girl6382
      @retrofan-girl6382 Před 2 lety +1

      This is the first comment I found that doesn't say the word appreciate lol

  • @lainebee5433
    @lainebee5433 Před 2 lety +341

    Can we just appreciate how appreciative everybody is in these comments? Lovin’ the vibe guys!

    • @calebdupree8728
      @calebdupree8728 Před rokem +19

      I wanna appreciate your appreciation of everyone’s appreciative vibe

    • @dracofirepants8758
      @dracofirepants8758 Před rokem +6

      @@calebdupree8728 well, I'll appreciate your appreciation of @Laine Bee's appreciation of these comment's appreciation for Jarvis! how meta

  • @KennaRand
    @KennaRand Před rokem

    Real note, I really do love your videos. I’ve been binge watching your content for the past couple days because you make me laugh and you make great stuff!

  • @mihirsimha1096
    @mihirsimha1096 Před rokem +15

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for talking? Some people have a really hard time socially communicating and he is doing it without thinking!

  • @amandar91
    @amandar91 Před 2 lety +300

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for the video that he put out? Even though it was about something that was kinda boring? He made it a little fun!

    • @popcornbag7897
      @popcornbag7897 Před 2 lety +12

      so true even if it was kinda boring i love how he made it a little bit fun

    • @alfonslinden5981
      @alfonslinden5981 Před 2 lety +11

      Honestly I just wanna say props to Jarvis for that.

    • @aparajita1998
      @aparajita1998 Před 2 lety +7

      I saw this comment right as he said it

  • @moatrboat
    @moatrboat Před 2 lety +113

    can we just appreciate how Jarvis turned on his camera and talked for 25+ minutes. let's appreciate how he sat on his chair. kudos my guy

    • @evann03
      @evann03 Před 2 lety +2

      I couldn't do that even if I had 10000 years

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Před 10 měsíci +3

    not even as a meme can we appreciate how funny he is and how he has a good time making his videos? i especially like collabs you do with jordan adika, y’all are hilarious and bounce off each other really well
    have a great night everyone