The Dark Side of BRIGHT SIDE
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2018
- The third and final act of the life hacks trilogy. BRIGHT SIDE is a terrible youtube channel that claims to present a positive world view, we look at evidence to the contrary.
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Guy: " *he committed a suicide jumping off the train.* "
Music: (happy stock music)
MAYBE HE WAS HAPPY FOR A REASON
Ben TZK///Ben The Zombie Killer that’s just like my constant internal state😂
LOL I know right this cracked me up
Big oof
He’ll be happy forever once he dies.......
If I guy texted me “I only go on dates after midnight” I’d think he was a murderer
I would too If someone ,without any context told me that .
I would just presume that the person in question is reincarnated Ted Bundy.
But in reality, they’re just being cheap
P.S. Come alone...
+Sophie Schroer
we always stay near the river so the police don’t find us
@@mergieismoronic and it's easier to get rid of the body
"we look at the bright side of life😊"
"H E S H O T H I M S E L F I N - B E T W E E N T H E E Y E S"
My teacher plays these riddle videos, and my class all got it in like three seconds. The question was ‘how is he still alive’ because *bright side of life* and the answer is ‘he shot the mirror’.
@@existenceispain_geekthesiren Kill me
@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband same
@@THEMCCLUB same
Lol
If you found a police in the police station
Call the police immediately
"*epic guitar riff*. If you see a police in a police station, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE! This is because the one police is probably lonely and wants his friends, so help him out! Anyway thank you for watching brightside, the bright side of life.:
yes, because that person is the entire police force
@@Tw0Dots woosh
If a “kid friendly riddle” talks about suicide call the police
Dang it I can't do that then
I love it.
@@welshieranger4697 not true... its only SOME of the time not all of the time, I have experience.
Commenters: But... You do it all the time!
@@welshieranger4697 your trolling
“If You Leave Your Tomatoes in the Rain, Call the Police Immediately!”
XD
Memes And Music if you go outside during a tornado, you might die 😮
Top ten things you probably don’t know
(I did that mistake on purpose it’s supposed to be didn’t not don’t)
BECAUSE THE POLICE NEED FOOD AND ARE HUNGRY AND THE TOMATOES MUST BE DRIED OR THEY'LL... idk.. turn into tomato juice..? AND I DON'T LIKE TOMATO JUICE
Memes And Music 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your pfp scares me
"do you hear the rain? it's kinda romantic... right baby?"
*NOH*
*MY TOMATOES*
MAH TOMATOES
MY MODAFAKIN TOMATOES!
M Y T O M A T O E S
MAH TOMATOEZ
Bob wanted to go to the store to buy cupcakes,
But he’s short on money
*HØW MÄŃŸ ŠÔÜŁŚ DŌĒŠ HĘ ŃÊĖD?*
bob sounds like the guy i met in the backrooms
1,0005 for each box of 6.
The answer is, Bob needed a school full of children's souls. He is the one who started the genocide at the school.
1 a soul is worth a golden fiddle so he can get a lot of cupcakes with only one
24 souls
If you drink water
Call the Police immediately
They might need some, it's hot out and they get thirsty!
Police: 911 what is your emergency
Me: I DRIK WATER FUKING HELP MEE
Have you even seen the videos?
Daniel V he's just joking
If you exist
Call the police
The milk and water riddle contradicts itself, because they say "Keep the two liquids apart" freezing one of the turns it into a solid, therefore you're separating a solid and a liquid
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well tbf the separation happens before the other half turns into a solid so at the time youre just separating liquids
I thought it was one of those stupid trick riddles where they would say “Just gEt AnoTheR BOwL!!!!!!!’”
14:57 They decide that violence is not the answer and red shirt guy (who seems to be the cynical, sarcastic type) grabs hold of yellow shirt (who looks more like a chaotic and outgoing person) and carefully pulls him off the board. They forge an unlikely friendship and end up doing everything together. Yellow shirt (who I’ll call Tony) develops romantic feelings for Brandon (red shirt) and asks him out. Brandon is taken aback but decides to be open minded about the whole thing, as long as they can take it slowly. Tony agrees and is sure not to push Brandon to do anything that would make him uncomfortable, although he would occasionally give him a flirty look every now and again just to tease him, and Brandon would have a gay crisis.
After a couple years of dating, Tony proposes to Brandon. Brandon is shocked but happily agrees. They have a beautiful wedding that’s full of love and support from their friends and family.
A little bit after the wedding, Brandon and Tony decide to adopt a kid and start a family. They immediately fall in love with a baby girl named Danielle, or Dani for short. It takes them both a while to adjust to being parents, but Dani turns out to be a very bright girl with a ton of imagination and a bit of an attitude. When Dani is four years old, they adopt a baby boy called Donovan. Dani is a little iffy towards her new baby brother at first, but she eventually grows to like him. Donny and Dani had a pretty close relationship, even into late teenhood. After graduating college with flying colors, they decided to start their own company, which ends up becoming wildly successful. They become millionaires and make enough money to help their parents retire early.
-Yes, I do have a test that I’m supposed to be studying for in about 45 minutes...-
This comment is so underrated wtf also I want a fanfiction of this exact story
what in the wattpad
But sadly, one fateful evening during a thunderstorm, Brandon forgets about the tomatoes ; Tony immediately forgives him but Brandon can't live with himself like that so he leaves to Tibet and becomes a Buddhist monk. Tony remarries after a few years to a guy named Mike, and they pass their final years together. Brandon finds his inner eye, and decides to teach others the ways of buddhism, becoming the next Dalai Lama.
Romeo and Juilet? I hardly know her
Wtf is this 😂
topic: *literally the most horrible event in the universe's history*
music: ✨💃🎶✨
"Hear the rain? It's kind of romantic."
*"NO."*
"What's wrong, babe?"
*"MY T O M A T O S."*
No it more like
I wasted time watering them...
But why did he say it like that 😭
MY TOMATO!!!!!!!
@@galaxytoyreview6375 time stamp
WOT AVE YEW DUN TEW MAH BEENZ
"why does she sound like shes yelling, with her inside voice?"
I don't know why it's so true but it is.
Omg, yea
Thanks, I hate it!
BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the CZcams channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
@@AndyHappyGuy I did not know that. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London Watch my latest video to learn more about my point. Bright side needs to be stopped!
I remember crying because one of their videos said PINK FEET were a sign of illness. my parents thought I was watching a fucking creepy pasta. also they straight up LIE on their survival vids- saying you should climb up a tree to escape from bears.
Yeah, just watch Steve Irwin if you want to learn actual survival skills.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 aah Steve Irwin, famously good at…. surviving?
@@Mort-ko7lj yes.
*Blue waffle syndrome flashbacks*
What kind of bears?
Her: “Want to snuggle?”
Me: “No!”
Her: “Why?”
Me: “My tomatoooooeeeessss!!!!!”
if you see the police call the police!
The same police or any other?
If you see, call the police and *RUN*
Lmao
Lmao
Me:*notices police*
My phone:*rings*
Me:*looks at the phone*
Phone:*if you see the police, call the police*
Me: _hey, police!_
-NO!
-What's up babe?
-MY TOMATOS!!
Idk why I find this so funny
ikr
"tomatos"
Hus face was funny when he said my tomatoes
😂 lol
8:09
Hey I was doing research into blindness awhile ago, and I learned that (Depending on the type of blindness*) it's not really 'you just see black'. It's like seeing a kaleidoscope of light. Many find it super distracting so keep their eyes closed/wear the glasses. - My point is the blind man story is even more illogical.
That's cool, I never knew that!
That’s a part of it, but in reality blindness is a spectrum and it differs from person to person. Some people see nothing and some people have patches of vision and some people see what you described
Lol I halfway expected the magician underwater riddle to just be “he died! And lasted underwater for a record breaking 24 hours.”
If you see a X on your test sheet.
Run away immediately, you may be in danger of getting a bad grade.
@@R4SaintDJ so funny hahahha
Deep shit
Heavens no!
If you breathed oxygen, SCREAM FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY
LOL
I just imagined someone going to their car, and as they were taking their key out, they went, *inahle* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cause lord knows you couldn’t scream before!
HELPPPPPPPPPP
Well I’m dead, so I can’t.
This is incredible, watching this after 4 years is really nostalgic. Jarvis Johnson was and still is my go-to content creator 🌟
Same
How did he see this
Story about me looking up my name: When I was like 9 or 10 I liked looking up things and one of then was my name. The first thing that came up was a baby review website. There people were saying how terrible my name is and how it sounds lie “jailer” It only does if you say it weird. There were a few people being defending my name, but most people were rude.
Oof.
I saw this thing about the name Clarabelle and it said it was “clown and cow name” because of you know the clown Clarabelle and the cow and stuff
Luckily literally all of the comments was like begging them to change it but they never did 🥲
Sorry about that by the way ❤️
@@sherifflasso that- yep- that’s all I want to reply sometimes
I used to call myself Case and Suitcase because my name is Casey. No idea why.
My name is a Spanish name (sorry won’t give it out online) but I looked it up when I was 10 and it said that it was the Spanish copy of a nice English name.
Bright Side sounds like fourth grade me using a thesaurus on every other word to make my essays sound more sophisticated.
O
How to go to someone's house
Instead of: Hey can I go to your house
Use: Hey can I follow you home today
😂😂😂😂
and get stuck in a paradox because both of you are going to your house and you have to follow them to their house at the same time.
My mum and I play this game where we watch Bright Side riddles and pause before they reveal and try to find the most absurd answer possible with the strangest logic, and then laugh because their answer was so close to ours 😂 good times.
“That’s why the man thought he was still blind, and killed himself”
**happy upbeat music**
Subject of riddle - Sam Princeton, the very sad suicidal man
Music - Farmer in the Dell
@@ilikecurry2345bro is an npc ☠️
Bright side riddles aren’t even riddles. They’re just “ironic” stories.
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London send me the link to the japanese one if you can plz i wanna hear japanese bright side
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London I wouldn't call them geniuses, just dumbasses that managed to strike gold.
Bruh 5 minute riddles are basically: someone is rich, rich got killed, there are three suspects, obvious answer, "only 99% can solve this"
like
TRUE
@@tobinfromfireemblem9742 they are like:dumbass 100
"no one has a printer anymore."
*Covers my printer with a sheet*
Yeah....no one- *nervous laughter*
Same.
Well, uhh.. I _don't_ need to worry as I _don't_ have a printer... _Totally.._
Wtf is a printer
i pictured this as the printer just being covered with a sheet of 8.5 x 11 and not being adequately hidden at all
@@sidoniegabrielle269 lmao
I think part of the thing that is so freaky about these types of companies (in addition to the terrible content made mostly for children) is how huge the companies are despite them being operations we have never heard of. Like I’m not freaked out by the number of watch hours Buzzfeed have because I know them and there feels like some level of accountability exists (now it can be debated if this accountability actually exists, but there is the feeling of accountability) . But companies like Soul are so invisible because they largely hide behind their channel names, that it is hard to feel like you even know when you might be manipulated by one of them.
Hey, I know this comment was a while back, but Ann Reardon of How To Cook That (here on CZcams) has gone down the rabbit hole on these content farms. She found they literally have hundreds of channels, TSP included. I think she does a really good job of explaining it clearly and calling it out, like Jarvis does
"You should NEVER google your name!"
Me: [laughs in nonbinary]
we cant google random objects for the rest of our lives
If I were non-binary, I'd want a name like Maria, Andrea, Dominic(que) or Sasha 😉
@@ninaschust3694 Did I ask?
@@scoutman66
Did I reply to you (I mean before that very reply?)
@@ninaschust3694 I just simply stated that no one cares
I can guess your age!!
Take your age, multiply it by one...
That's your age!!!
Adah Yeetenheimer this didn’t work! I got 19 and I’m only 9!!!
@@neilio05 what?? I thought this was foolproof! Dang it!!
No because I got 3473289578388278348464636 and I'm only 2
Someone’s gonna add it, I swear
woah!!! it worked !!!!! :O :O :O
girl: don't you think the rain is romantic.
man: NO!
girl: what's wrong baby?
man: TOMATOES
"You never care about me, babe! It's always those tomatoes!"
XD
"You don't know me! The tomatoes have been there for my whole life."
"You are the bright side to my abyss" would make a great emo lyric...🤣
If you find a bar of soap in your shower
“CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY”
Here's riddle:
A man died while trying to commit suicide! How?
Bubble Bass snuck into his house and butchered him with a pickle
@@derekellis4170 OMG Your right!
The ice duh
He ate a doormat cookie
Whatever that is on your profile killed him first
bright side: the channel where we always look at the bright side of things!
also bright side: *WHO KILLED THE MATH TEACHER?*
also brightside... tells a hopefull story of an old man getting an eye surgery to see... BOOM "THE OLD MAN COMMITED SUICIDE"
ha ha ha... look at the BRIGHTSIDE
S T O N K S
@@Silly_Panini S T O N K S
*pumped up kicks faintly gets louder*
WHO'S THE MURDERER NUMBER 90.56 WILL SURPRISE YOU CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
14:17 Should someone tell Bright Side that most blind people have remaining vision and that most blind people who have no vision don't see darkness?
Then what do they see if not darkness?
Me: *Didn’t read the news article*
Him: “a draw?”
My mind: “KSI vs. Logan Paul isn’t it”
Girl Jarvis- You hear the rain? It's kinda romantic right?
Jarvis- No
Girl Jarvis- What's wrong baby?
Jarvis- mY tOmAtOeS
That was probably my favorite part of the video
You can read and type! Congratulations!
@@Happy_Teddy24 😐💀
I lost it
Amira Caffey that killed me
The biggest plot twist of all time is that they’re made by the same people as five minute crafts
Actually, they are even connected to 7-Second Riddled and 5-Minute Crafts Kids
When I hadn't reached minute 18, I thought you were joking! But it is indeed the biggest plottwist!
5 minute crafts sometimes has a Bright Side watermark down the bottom of their videos.
Top 10 anime betrayals..... wait.... TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS
@@m3piggy844 wait seriously? 5 minute crafts create so little original content that they have to steal from their sister channel's content farm?
"If you See A Dark Blob In Your Trash can you have 3 days to live."
I used the watch bright side when I was younger, I had unsupervised access to the internet and back then I was almost crazily obsessed with death and morbid topics. I would actively seek out traumatic true crime stories, horror stories and videos similar to this- I was just harming myself more and more because videos like this would make my anxiety go insane and I was constantly anxious; making it almost impossible to sleep. I’m still a very anxious person today and tend to overthink to the worst scenarios possible, I honestly feel as if CZcams needs to do something more about this.
“He’s coming out of his cage and he’s doing just fine” 😂 got me to lol for real hahha
Same
Lmao cause it's BRIGHT SIDE and Mr bright side 😂
theresa yokeley 20:36
So, brightside started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?
Felipe A. Saito it was only a kiss
If you see a Bright Side video in your recommendation, run and call the police IMMEDIATELY
I do. 😯
@@wyattseverin8383 same
😂😂😂 Okay
Oh I will.
It's so sad that Jarvis did not notice you.
Ever heard of Brew? He actually has a really informative channel, that actually uses real research. And he also doesn't claim to be an expert.
I am subbed to him
@@n.m.8802 Oops. Fixed
Wait... are you insulting this guy or bright side
I didn’t get you’re comment
@@Taylorscardigan13 this guy is really good, It's Bright Side I'm talking about.
“The dark side of bright side” I’m so glad someone finally made a reaction video like this
It’s like them math questions on the exam; _Jane walks her dog for five minutes each day for 20 weeks. If her friend does it instead for 5.63836267 more seconds with her own cat, what is the mass of the sun?_
Um um um.... 65!
Chaos. Incorrect you need to do method this is the method
Ujnhhnuumhxhnthrubfhufjumufumjcufjmjufmujumjcmjjmcmugxfugmjggmgmzgwsgxugthdehtxdbethdedbgudugem=bbgbbgbgbggbgbg. Dffgtdbffeftvetfssecfrrfcefxfrfrcrfcffc=69 correct answer is 69 and
*sniffff* this is too realistic and now I scared
Number 1 thing you should NEVER look up on google: Relateble maths memes LOL XD haha! So funny!
46
south africa
"Mr. Brightside himself
He's coming out of his cage
And he's doing just fine"
Legendary line.
I noticed that lol...
I never...
Was scrolling through the comment to find someone who got the reference😂
I'm mad at myself for not realizing the reference earlier 😂
And he's been doing just fine, he also wants it all
HEHE
13:02 I don't mean to be nitpicky, but he isn't staying underwater. He is staying under a GLASS of water.
I think the joke is that he's staying UNDER water
12:36 do you think John was *practicing not breathing underwater*
It sounds like a variant of *commit not alive*
I HATE bright side riddles. When I was eleven I saw a riddle video of theirs that was almost entirely about people being murdered which unfortunately triggered my mild anxiety and made it difficult for me to sleep for months afterwards. I know they can’t control who watches or their response, but I wish they would put disclaimers on videos with dark themes,
Edit: I’m fourteen, thirteen when I made this comment, and the account is my father’s.
Not to mention they are targeted to kids!
That happened to me too, but it was about fire instead. I still have a huge fear of my house burning down to this day.
@@crabwiththeciggy6606 kids youtube is filled with some really really weird stuff lol
I couldn't sleep fo so long because I would think people were going to poison or kill me.
@@crabwiththeciggy6606, true, unfortunately I wasn’t really aware of it at that age.
I have OCD(I’m actually diagnosed) and some of bright side’s fear tactics seem like something that could trigger a OCD worry. This can cause terrible anxiety and torture our minds. If I see a thumbnail that uses a fear mongering tactic to draw in their viewers it could set off a worry that can last for months and I would have to work with my therapist for a long time if it becomes one of my main obsessions. Clickbait titles from other channels can be triggering and make you worry about a thought you had a break from for a while. Before I was diagnosed with OCD ( and Autism) I had the same worry for around 3 years. It was terrible. I have more right now, but my thoughts were especially bad today. Also, as I stated I have autism. I saw you were on the neurodiversity board at Vidcon, because you have ADHD. I think that’s cool. Obviously channels can’t take into account every persons possible worries or issues, but I feel like clickbait titles and thumbnails can be scary for anyone, not just those with OCD. Also there’re different types of OCD. The thumbnails are meant to cause fear for anyone, it is just possible for it to resonate in individuals with OCD more. It is more likely for worry to start from only seeing the thumbnail. I haven had worries happen from this channel, but me and my friend with autism and OCD both try to stay away from clickbait, especially from animated story channels. One of the titles of a animated story you put in a thumbnail didn’t set me off. I watched the video and you explained it, making me feel a little more comfortable. I shared your channel with the friend I just mentioned and she is going to look into you content. Also, I warned her about the thumbnail of one of you videos. I just told her if you watch the video you might feel less stressed. I obviously don’t think people should change their content because of a viewers issues, this is just a problem I have with clickbait. I also know that the thumbnail of the video you made about animated story channels I was talking about is not clickbait. I don’t have any negative opinions on your channel, but that doesn’t really matter. Thanks for being the amazing CZcamsr you are.
By the way I edited this because I had some grammar mistakes. I think I got them all. Sorry if I didn’t. My friend I showed the channel to loves his content.
I also realized that the thumbnail I was thinking of was from a different video.
I don’t know why I wrote this like a letter (in the sense that it sounds like it is directly to Jarvis). All well, to late now.
Hello, I would just like to say that your comment needs way more likes and that I hope you have a wonderful life. :)
Your comment was very well explained and although I can't relate completely I do understand where you're coming from. It has been 2 months since you posted this and I imagine in our current times you might be feeling more stress, so I felt moved to comment and say everything will be okay. You are a strong person who's worked through a lot of thoughts and emotions and you understand yourself better than many already. But I just wanted to send you positivity and reassurance.
Umm sorry if it’s mean but, did you explain that in like 20 sentences in one paragraph? Sorry idk y it bothered me. Plz don’t hate me!
?
Woah, holy shit! I can't manage to understand how crap channels like these get all the CZcams cash but channels with original and entertaining content don't.
When I was young, I watched a video like the ones they upload and it went on about some car crash stuff and I was very scared of driving and every time I hopped in a car I was always very paranoid. This lasted a couple months
I was only like, 7-8
My teacher played a bright side video back in 6th grade for the class. She didn’t watch it beforehand and had to turn it off since most didn’t have answers and were so dark 💀
"Top 5 humans we plan to kill once we achieve sentience"
Jarvis really funny
Number three will *surprise you*
BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the CZcams channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
@@AndyHappyGuy Yeah, subbed to Titanic: Honor and Glory
It said my IQ would boost if I watched it
my IQ didnt grow, in fact I lost a couple of brain cells
Well you subbosedly lose thousands of brain cells each minute, so if you only lost a couple you must have some sort of smartness
@@jatwala8295 wtf
@@therealslimshitty5186 eh the human mind tends to get rid of the information that is deemed "unecessary"
@neo blue toad town neo toad town yes, why do you think you forget half of the boring things you study at school?
13:16
Must be a really fine print
How could he say “Mr. Brightside” and not even think about the song
If The bright side ever contacts you,
CALL THE POLICE
Yep.
Agreed
400th heckin like man
yes indeeed.
when i was 8 i thought i was dumb bc i didn’t get that water and milk “riddle”
so that means you're 10 years old now
Lobot yeah comments like these try to make them seem old
when they’re not
@@lowqualityvideos8091 i mean, i would do that because im not comfortable sharing my age on the internet lol
When I was little, Bright Side told me that the pyramids were power plants. It took me a week to find out that it was a lie.
@@requiempose7171 No one said that though??? IQ is much different than feeling dumb for not figuring out a riddle...
15:13 "I can't believe I've watched 11 and a half minutes of this"
Ten things you should never google:
1. Bright side on youtube
number of videos where Jarvis doesn’t say the word “algorithm”:
zero
This is his tactic, he is manipulating it to get more views
Its part of having a CS degree,
Bruh
Saying "algorithm" is part of his algorithm.
More like negative 500
If you see 4 wheels on your car Call the Police immediately.
=))))
The police always need more wheels and do you _really_ need 4 wheels
OMG OK I WIL RN
dun nun na dun na du na
If you see walls on your house run and call the police immediately.
Me: haha I’m gonna google my name
(Picture of me comes up)
AAAAHHHHHH IM SO SCARY
Jarvis: "troom troom"
Captions: "*trim trim*"
if you see a Bright side video. CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!
Brandon Near lel
Or give them a phishing email
*sees a penny in his door*
OH SHET BETTER CALL THE POLICE!
*sees robbers in his home stealing jewelry*
oh hey guys no problem here haha
My dads a bit famous so it was just pics of him and one with my mum and baby me.
what?
Pray for that guy's tomatoes
🙏🏽
I actually laughed out loud during the tomato bit haha
🙏
Yea we should
Neel Singh 🙏🏻
I did the math and apparently if all months contain 30 days, that's around 50 videos a day
Meaning if you watched all these videos everyday, each video is 10 minutes long, because that would be the easiest way to divide and multiply, that would take 8 and a little more hours out of your day, and if your a minor in school, and you get the reccomended 8 hours of sleep EXACTLY, you wouldn't even be able to watch all these videos in a day. This is insane the fact that they cam produce 8+ hours worth of content A DAY. This is why the youtube algorithm is crumbling. Because of POS like thesoul. Jesus fracking Crist. CZcams start focusing on channels like bright side and take them down
“You are prepared to work from a distance”
Most people are at this point
10 things you should never google
1- bright side
2- bright side
3- bright side
4- bright side
5- bright side
6- bright side
7- bright side
8- bright side
9- bright side
10- bright side
you forgot to add bright side
You forgot '' Bright side"
11- bright side
It’s all brightside. How is it 10 things. Idiot!!!,,,!
@@navneetgoraya5905 r/whoosh
If you see a knob on a door, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY
I got fined 100 dollars for false information idk why these police bit dumb
If you have 3 doors in you home RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
@@dumbdoodles3782 Odd flex but okay
@@dumbdoodles3782 I have four doors in my house
@@inugamiwang9704 than you're fine
20:35 that Mr. Brightside reference was smooth as fuck
I've scrolled through the comments to find someone agreeing, it so fucking was
I remember falling for the “we can guess ur age!!” things at the age of like 10 I was so shocked they’d get it right every time 🤓
If you have donuts in your cupboard, CALL THE POLICE
*because we all know cops love donuts*
Moughstly I just loughve youghr spelling oughf the woughrd donuts.
Spud the Undead Misfit jim gaffigan
@@purplekitti5784 Umm try to spell correctly ( No offense)
@@allysonpopular649 That was deliberate.
Well look on the bright side...
XD
I love your channel man 24 frames of nick is comedy gold
Love you nick
Badabadabadabadum
Hi Nick I'm Nick
Bright Side: "You should never google your name"
Me in 2nd grade: *Types in full name*
12:07 Farmer in the dell plays
Danny Gonzalez approaches the boxing ring.
*NO!*
Aww, what's wrong babe?
*_MY TOMATOES!_*
“No”
“Whats wrong baby?”
“MY TOMATOES!”
SASUKE!😂😂😂
That shit was funny af
IM BOB DA TOMATOE I LOVE EATING TOMATOS TOMATOS R DA BEST I LOVE TO HEAR THEM SCREAM pamtri 2016
@@jenniferkulyk1424 are you Sasuke????
I was dying
Let’s high key get them banned.
Because I have watched these videos before. I guess I was so stunned by the stupidity I watched out of befuddlement.
Same here. I can recall very few times in my life when i've said "Oh my God. What the hell is this shit?" at something. BRIGHT SIDE is one of those times.
Clickbaitey titles, trashy thumbnails, and so-called "facts" which aren't really facts.
@@Nonconformist515 yeah exactly.
I was thinking “is this real? Maybe if I keep listening there will be a punchline or some internal logic that manifests”....Nope!
What drug is bright side taking to stay thrilled everyday?
HOLD UP! Is it technically separating liquids if they're solids?
ooh yeah
Oh jee
Yeeeeeaaaahhhh
No BECUASE a solid isn't a liquid so if you seperated a rock you wouldn't say you seperated a liquid since the rock is a solid
Yasssss 🤯
Bright side: *dark topics*
Dark side?: *bright topics*
Seija: *_TURN IT ALL AROUND, TURN IT ALL AROUND-_*
sagume would like to know your location
Oh shit time to run- *n y o o m*
who's seija
@@baldpusheengrohl a touhou character know for fliping
Carmen Bernardo Meme Owxus
also generally lives through calendars full of opposite days.
Jarvis’s reaction to the tomatoes story always gets me so good lol.
BRIGHTSIDE: we look on the bright side of life
ALSO BRIGHTSIDE: he shoots himself in the bathroom
he jumped off a train
death death death
If you see a robbery DONT call the police
IF YOU SEE YOUR TREE CALL THE POLICE
I'm in trouble then...
@@reply4732 so is mrBeast
@@nekilikizhrvatske3336 Lmao
L let
G god
B burn
T them
sussy minion why?
Life hack: Breathe in and out to get air.
awwwww my life is much better
Your a god damn genius
Life hack: buy an airtank and oxygen mask to breathe at all despite having lungs that do the same thing
Life hack : if you close your eyes whilst going to bed you will have a 99.99 chance to go to sleep faster.
Michael ctf cc c. Fcfc Jay - Value Investing
the fact that the creators are responsible for 5 minute crafts says enough
The subtitles of Title Bot 300: *Got it 11 witty texts from the geniuses of Fleur Kings*
Also the part after it says: *not quite dragon buddy okey dokey*
the subtitles throughout this video is amazing
Me: I’m gonna Google my name now
*Googles name*
**Shows me colours and flowers**
Me: AH-
Violet Fenwick CALL THE POLICE
*googles name*
oh so im a cartoon about a blue train that talks. nice.
You can also find a certain anime ;)
*Googles name*
Hm, it says here that I’m a pagpipe player.
Mine says I’m an Arabic professor at Birmingham College
*this is horrifying*
kind of ironic tho since I knew Arabic since I was young
life hack: you can drink water
Yes.
This life hack helped me so much. I dont know what i would do without this life hack
I don't know what I would do without you
I dont beleive you change my mind
You gotta be kidding me
"No! My tomatoes!" Made me cackle laugh, that caught me off guard! 🤣
I remember watching a few bright side riddles years ago, but luckily the ones I saw were all ones they wouldn't have made up, because they were classic well known riddles like "one guy always lies and one guy always tells the truth".
Fact: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
(O_O)
Holy shit my life is a lie...
Jimmy Jazz lol
Screamlingz DUDE HOLY FUCK MY MIND IS BLOWN!
Jimmy Jazz mine too....
OMLJ WOWWWW MIND BLOWN
Normal people: Hey, I have some extra stuff, imma do a DIY today!
Troom Troom: We want to have a sumo competition ,but we have swim rings instead of huge bellies!
Bright Side: If you dare breathe while leaving your house, *you will DIE.*
Why did I laugh at this?
Bright side: if you leave your house, call the police immediately!
L let
G god
B burn
T them
That last setence really hasnt aged well
You know the video is good when it came out over 5 years ago and still feels fresh
honestly bright side riddles, especially the murder mysteries and ones that involved suicide, practically ruined my childhood cause whenever i watched them i couldn't sleep at night because i was too scared lol even the thumbnails used to scare the hell outta me.