The Worst Conspiracies On YouTube (TheRichest)
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2020
- Today I'm talking about the richest because it's the most impressively boring channel i've ever seen
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it's not what it looks like
There’s poop on the inside of my eyelids?
Jarvis Johnson it is😂
Jarvis Johnson yes it is
Jarvis Johnson my lord and savior!
idk man
“Pilot confirms strange time travel over Bermuda Triangle”. I think he forgot what time zones are.
coulda been a 'strange trip', to boot
ITS MORNING- NIGHT AND AFTERNOON?!
@@sundried_teeth
ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
LOL
Good Lord, what is this sorcery?! *Doctor Who theme intensifies*
“We have fresh lobster straight from Bikini Bottom.”
What, did you just kill and eat my boy Larry the Lobster?
LIVIN' LIKE LARRY
where were u when larry kil?
@@bettr2buttr813 i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
ozonenose Larry lobster is kil
PhoenixofPrometheus yes
"Things the world FORCES upon people"
1.The law
2. Capitalism
4. Gravity
5. Birth
6. Food
7. Time
One day I walked in on my 6-year-old brother watching a TheRichest video called “Top 10 people who died while doing it” and it talked about 10 people who died while having sex and it still counts as one of the worst moments of my life
Edit: Jfc cool it with all of the discourse... This did really happen, it may not have been the richest, but I am 100% sure that he did this. I can even name a few of the examples, because that shit still haunts me
yikes
@@prodwysp oh I doubt it was made up
TheRichest has lured *many* children with shit like that
@@prodwysp really? I remember watching that video when I was younger(I'm not proud of it). Guess I remembered it wrong or CZcams deleted it.
@@theaski i used to be obsessed with Troom Troom gosh-
@@theaski yea I also remember watching that when I was young and new to clickbait
“rules ariana grande has to follow”
1. the law
*Cuts to her choosing which way to pose for a picture*
SHE DOES?! damn it must be because she is a girl
She’s actually not allowed to murder anyone
No she's above it
@@katie2275 no she isn't she is too short
Plot twist: The narrator behind TheRichest is actually being held hostage by his inept intern, Billy.
SHOOK
hi synthi
I don't mind that
@@nostalgia6068 INEPT
INTERN
BILLY 😬
nah ,ate he is held hostage by greta thunberg
The hold watchmojo had on me as a kid was unreal. I would watch for hours on end.
Watching this video brings back so many memories for me.
why did the hold watch mojo, what did mojo do
Me too dude 😭 I literally knew all the videos were clickbait but I NEEDED to watch them anyway 💀
SAME
same
"We have lobster straight from bikini bottom"
LARRY!?!
I hate that I recognize your pfp
@@Red-jl1qr same
“You can go anywhere you want.” *proceeds to stare at him and urinate*
Thats how you assert dominance
I'm dead
@@rj-li9fj that's how LBJ did it.
IM_A RANDOM_GUY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pilots whenever the plane takes off:
“AAAHH this long car is taking flight!”
Long car is officially the new name for planes.
I was the 1k like
Lol what does ‘plane’ mean? Is it something in a foreign language? Does it mean long car?
So flying limousines are a thing?
LjCaples yeah, private planes
"We will blame that on our inept intern Billy"
billy you had one job
Come one billy>:(
ONE JOB
Friggin' *BILLY*
Why did I imagine that first sentence in Hand-Unit's voice?
I would kill for a full length "12 ways Jarvis Johnson has ruined history" video tbh
“...Gordon has shown that family is what matters most to him.”
And that’s why it’s number 5 on this list.
It's after lamb sauce, food, oxygen, and water.
his family doesn’t cost 20,000 smackeroos
@@eli_n100 well yes
@@eli_n100 well on the black market......
@@eli_n100 it's "smackeronis" you idiot *rolls eyes*!
Bro the Richest videos are like when I'm tryna add extra pages to my essay.
Gotta meet that word count lol
Why have I never thought about that normally I just give up ha
I find it really funny how some of these channels use national geographic voices
hahhahaahahahahahahha
The car is fast. Hmmm. No. Vroom Vroom shifting from luxury to all out eye catcher with a super speedy vroom fast berrinellainettlea
Ok so the Jarvis lore goes; Jarvis sinks the titanic, flies over the Bermuda Triangle, gets time warped 100 years in the future (it took 47 minutes and he still had gas in the tank) and becomes a CZcamsr. He did this all with the inept stock footage intern
*BILLY*
He also had the help of Lilliam pumpernickel, the smartest man in the world
Yes I am sorry for dead memes
don't forget that he flew over it in 47 minutes, and had some more gas than usual left in his tank when he landed in the future
@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial right, proof of time travel 🤯🤯
its been a year and we need more 1900s jarvis
@@yeetionary fr!
"this long car is taking flight" is genuinely the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life. this is like the 10th time i'm watching this video and i laugh so hard every time
I am _convinced_ that the richest has 144 whiteboards of terrible words and then connects them at random to create a video
I totally worked there, they did.
@@helltubejackie1086 can confirm, i worked there as the whiteboard
@@anonymoususer638 were you john whiteboard or jerry whiteboard
@@helltubejackie1086 I was Donald whiteboard..
@@anonymoususer638 oh, sorry. Were you Donald-whiteboard-friends-with-jack-whiteboard
Or donald-whiteboard-friends-with-cassandra-whiteboard
11 things Gordon ramsay can't live without:
1. The earth
2. The sun
3. Gravity
4. Food
5. Water
6. Lungs
7. A heart
8. A brain
9. Atoms
10. Air
11. Blood
1. Lamb sauce
@@aniyaturner6 LMAO
copid lmfao
@@skojare5745 copid-19
@@idespisethisapp oh i just realized my mistake LOL i can't type soz
'I've finally done it. I, Jarvis Johnson has successfully sunk the unsinkable ship. My name, which by the way, is Jarvis Johnson, will live on throughout history in perpetuity, never to be forgotten _or_ mistaken for any of Jarvis Johnsons, which is my name.'
I laughed *_SO_* hard at this.
Can Jarvis please enter the Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, and Kurtis Conner loop.
danny was in one of jarviss vids abt the bachelorette
he’s his own person
lmao I've added cody and noel as well as hailey elizabeth and annamarie
@@maxr7616 So are the other guys
Hey... I never gave you permission to use an image of me in your thumbnail
bigfoot is funny
But You Dont Exist 👀
@@impurities5061 ok mr. toxicity
I saw you in my backyard yesterday...
Your not real, you can’t hurt me!
Omg I have the craziest story about the time I flew over the Bermuda Triangle. The plane ride was getting bumpy. We were teleporting up and down a few inches due to some space warp. Now, I know this next part sounds unbelievable but bare with me, the captain tried to blame it on “turbulence”. Ever since that day I’ve never taken off my tinfoil hat.
I flew over the wrong triangle and got sent into a new dimension
👏
There’s a research that proves that tinfoil hats actually make it easier/better for frequencies, radio waves, etc. to get through.
The thingt that happened to me was way worse. Once I was taking off from the airport AND THE FUCKING PLANE STARTED FLYING. I COULD YOU NO IM NOT EVEN JOKING I SWEAR. ITS STARTED FLYING AND THEN LANDED AT MY DESTINATION. It was the most crazy experience of my life 😭
r/totallyhappend
The richest is not a good channel, but I like the voice actor “hunter”
He also did the raid shadow legends voice apparently.
which one? lmao
@@sammygecko_ hunter Peterson. He does limenade
these videos have the same energy of a presentation of a burnt out high school student who started their assignment 10 minutes before it was due
”theres was nothing that he or his giant calves could yabbadabbado.”
wait so he can't live without his "giant calves" their words not mine
Dude watch The Richest put out “best underrated jokes of 2020” next 😂
@@devynmartinez6426 y
Lol
When the heck did I reply to this
Summary of Javis' channel:
"did a L I T T L E googling"
Javis Johnson my fav channel 😂😂(not trying to be rude lol)
@@overflowingtea7660 how can it be rude?
Javis Johnson
•Traccoon• he was making fun of the typo
@@overflowingtea7660 wow bro that was just rude, I'm literally crying right now.
“Ahhh this long car is taking flight” was surprisingly the thing that made me laugh the hardest
I love that you got the guy from multiple of the top 10 channels to do the voice over!! I have always assumed he doesn't actually care much about the content of the channels because it's just a job for him, and good for him. I'm not dogging the guy at all. Wish I had a voice that could pay my Bill's. Lol😔
I love how Jarvis has a keyboard and the Essential Elements Book for Piano on the stand showing Jarvis has no idea how to play
i mean, i don't blame him
Can relate
???
@@TheTheninjagummybear Essential elements books are basically the first thing you get for an instrument. They basically teach you what scales are and how to position your hands on the instrument. They give you a couple practices to help you learn the positions of notes and by the end you leave knowing hot cross buns and Mary had a little lamb. It just means he just got started, its just funny to musicians because usually you have sheet music up of a piece you're trying to learn, not the absolute basics.
TheCurvyGamer thank you so much for explaining the entire joke. You’re really a saviour to humanity. I couldn’t live without you. Thank you.
"The most boring channel, Jarvis Jhonson-"
Well that's a lie
Jarvis Johnson
@@spots1928 thank you
AHHHH
*J O H N S O N*
What?
It’s like they’re trying to hard so be relatable but never leave their house and only look at meme pages from 2017 to understand how people function
when the matrix parody part came up my brain was like “ah yes, morbius!” and it took me way way too long to realize that wasn’t morpheus’ name
“There’s nothing he and his calves could yabba-dabba-doo”
Actually lol'd at that
@@MindLessWiz please don't *ever* say lol'd again please
@@nathalietayag9219 ugh mom get out of my room!
@@MindLessWiz don't you *eVer* ughhh mooOooOoOm me young crotch goblin!!
@@nathalietayag9219 I LMAO'd😂
11 things Gordon Ramsay can't live without
1. Lamb sauce
2. Lamb sauce
3. Lamb sauce
4. Lamb sauce
5. Lamb sauce
6. Lamb sauce
7. Lamb sauce
8. Lamb sauce
9. Lamb sauce
10. Lamb sauce
11. Lamb sauce
Lucy where is it
Its fucking Raaaw
WHEEERREEES THE LAAMB SSAAUUUCCCEE?!?!
What about the-
GET MORE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE
Pilot: "OMG there is a wierd gray mist around us!"
Also pilot literally 10 min earlier: "there seems to be a storm starting to form"
I don’t ever think about it anymore but I was genuinely so scared of the Bermuda Triangle as a child. I really thought that shit was a PROBLEM.
The Richest literally reads like interdimensional cable
I was about to say "how would I know what interdimensional cable is like"... But you're an alien apparently, so nvm
This is interdimensional cable from our universe. It's very uncomfortable to watch.
@@ronanhancock4915 duh ask Rick
That actually brings me comfort. It makes much more sense.
@@ronanhancock4915 you could also ask morty.
I feel like everyone has had a phase with a channel like The Richest.
Ikr I had one in 2016 I felt like I learned more than my teachers but now they make stupid content like 10 ways this celebrity is spending his/her money
mhm
The Gamer for me
i used to watch the richest religiously when i was 11 or 12. i regret that i didn't watch something better.
@@cookiecat9448 i used to watch them when i was 7 or 8
Jarvis: is talking about pilot “confirming” time travel
Ad: I’ve wanted to be a pilot ever since...
9:06 "Please don't shoot, I have a watch."
"I have to Febreeze the Matrix" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear.
brand new sentence
Time stamp plz
@@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 this isn't reddit.
Doot doot
I spat out my drink
Goofy voice: “Is that arsenic”. Still has me laughing.
I neeeê tiimmn stomp for thhiiiss p)€sssss
Time stamp?
@@0cttupos 15:57 🤗
@@youresogolden_ thank you!
@@0cttupos i like your username
Screen rant atleast has pitch meetings. Ryan george really nails them
Also Ryan’s job is super easy barely and inconvenience
Yeah, the guy is great all around with whatever channel his on.
If he's in, then I'm in.
@@mindshuffler3332 you son of a gun... im in
When my brothers and I were younger we thought that these kinds of channels were made by aliens who were pretending to be humans and failed (honestly I still think that holds up)
Ultimate plot twist: Jarvis is the voice behind The Richest
nani
Bakana
NANI?!?!?!
Daga kotowaru
Nandayo?
"Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do."
Jarvis Johnson 2020
good
get that on a shirt
Jarvis is a comedic genius.
killed me when he said this lmaoo
“That guy who was famous for being right all the time! And always knowing *finger guns* where he was”
4:33 this made me giggle uncontrollably. I rewatched it a few hundred times.
I used to watch TheRichest all the time, until one day I actually repeated one of the “facts” out loud. I had to pause and rethink my life, because I just realized how ridiculous I sounded.
Laughing
Brooooooo, you went around and spread those as facts? 😂😂😂😂
I'm happy that you were able to do that, it takes self-awareness to realize when something's off. Some people would just double down...
“Ah! This łöñg ćär is taking flight!”
I lost it at this
That would be pronounced "wurnyg czair"
@@erikruder3360 OMG lol
Tamaki
SAME IM STILL LAUGHING 😭
@@erikruder3360 [wøɲɡ t͡ʃɛɹ]
When he said pasta and lobster I thought he was gonna start singing area codes, and then I remembered this was posted three years ago, and I no longer have to strangle him
Did you hire that guy just to say those things and make the meme?
Best spending ever
He did a voice for the I was born with a rare disease animated story video. It's on Jarvis's channel.
@@SpaceF that guy also made a video for facts verse
I found his youtube channel, Marlar House.
@@ExplosivePizza Thanks lol.
@@ExplosivePizza But how?
I swear, on my very first post-Covid plane ride, whenever that may be, I am going to shout "Oh! This long car is taking flight!" as loudly as possible during liftoff, then laugh to myself while everyone stares at me like I'm an alien. From Antarctica.👽🇦🇶
What sucks is that people will not check their sources, so they will probably believe whatever the channel says.
Their source: anonymous Facebook account.
David C. David Copperfield? Are you a squirrel?
"C'mon NBA, let the players kick the ball! Don't be such a cop!"
*I'M DYING*
Schuy Reign Kickball penalty, 15 yards against home team, and a penalty shot. Goalie, please step aside. FORE!
"KICK THE BLOODY BAULL!"
That sport isn’t basketball it’s bowling
Let the tall men play forbbiden kickball
24:57 i live for this outro music
that yabba-dabba-do joke gets me every time. the buildup. the anticipation. the callbacks. jarvis cracking up at his own punchline. it's perfect
I used to actually fall for their "facts" when I was like, 9
Same
Same
Yo same man ! Lol but I think I stopped watching them when I was like 10 or 11 and I realized how crap they were lol
Same.
my brothers and i always used to watch them. jokes on them, my brothers are both scarily smart now
The REAL reason why the Titanic sank:
It stopped floating
Ja
Bruh I thought it got hit by a fish
No it sank because it got wet
But your not wrong
A shark swallowed it
15:03 "But unfortunately, there was nothing that he or his giant calves could yabadabadoo." that made me laugh a bit to hard
Why am I studying the Bermuda Triangle and Bigfoot in class right now-
"The Richest is owned by a Canadian company"
I don't know whether to be proud or apologize
As a Canadian I can say we should apologize
let’s apologize
To conclude, we apologize
Their probably french
Why would you be proud?
The Richest: Scientist discover that air is real
Real scientists: *am i a joke to you?*
Lel Memes
*Cackles in space*
(Also, ooh Chiaki)
That is something they would post isn't it...
TheRichest logic: Teen: Hey mom I'm home.
Mom: You got here an hour early. Where is the time warp you took?
17:57
number 1
fandoms
up to your nose in cars isn't even that much
that's like 1 car
Under rated comment 🤣
2 max!
How many epic hot wheels would that be
@@hughhomshaw495 that's about 26-27 hot wheels
@@loki7701 ok now I understand. Thank you
I love this thread.
My therapist: Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access isn't real
Bigfoot: *replies on this video*
I will eat u...................ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
JMV films I think they were referring to the Bigfoot CZcams channel
@@clownfromclowntown ok that makes more sense and I'm not really a cannibal but I'm open to new experiences
I waited for 90 days and changed my name
Holy crap it’s comment is right below this comment
@@FairyLightMoons that comment is just right below yours 😂😂 and I got in seconds what you were talking about because of it. 😂
Top 10 things Gordon Ramsey can’t live without
1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
5. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
6.I don’t know I didn’t do any research
7.I don’t know I didn’t do any research
8. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
9. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
10. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
I love how the shot they use to illustrate Ramsey with money is him holding a fake Masterchef dollar 🤣🤣
jarvis: im just a-
ad: A LUNCHBOX!!!THAT....FOLDS..INTO....AN EATING....MAT
What are your ads?!?
@@sludgy5134 They're living a better life than us mere humans
It really do be like that fr
*laughs in youtube premium*
*Cries in poor*
This is the only fact account I'd like to watch
DADDY UwU love ur name lmao
Nice username 😂
@@lilly3424 nice photo
DADDY UwU thanks love urs to 😂👌
There are way better ones
I hate that they blamed Billy. Billy isn't getting paid, he's working this internship and working a full-time and part-time job while putting himself through school and studying through the night to keep his 4.0 GPA so he wouldn't lose his scholarship!! Sorrrry that he made one little mistake!
Hearing Jarvis say he has no relation to The Rock not only alerted me that they in fact have the same last name but they literally look like distant cousins. Maybe it's a placebo effect, maybe I just cracked the case.
These videos are narrated by unused jackbox party pack voice lines
BWBHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHUD IM GONNA PEE MYSELF
Someone make a Quiplash pack with some of these as questions
HAHHAAH OH MY GOD
Thanks, now I won't be able to unhear it
IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE THAT LMAO
I want to meet the person who came up with the name high school musical the musical the series
Hello yes here i am it was me
@@gagne6928 why
Or even better, High School Musical The Musical The Series The Special
the same dudes that made the show "Nirvana the band the show"
By Panic! At the Disco
21:21 or they just had a heavy tail wind my dude
I found this channel only yesterday and I'm just binge-watching it ever since! You are hilarious :) Thank you so much for the positivity that you bring in these gloomy November days!
God I want him and Danny Gonzalez to collab
Danny made a cameo in Jarvis’s bachelorette video! :D
Yeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!
Blair the cat i knoww but i want a real video with both of them in the same room haha
He did a tiny cameo in the bachelorette video
livayette sameeeeeeee
"Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do."
I'm dead.
Same. I'm watching this at like midnight and my parents are wondering why I'm laughing so hard in the middle of the night
time stamp? sorry, i missed it.
@@hsmacaraig Here ya go! :) 15:01
I’ve learnt a few years ago that when there’s a question mark (?) at the end of a CZcams video title the answer is almost always “no”. This shit saved so many hours of my life
It's a general rule for any sort of content, so long as the question can be answered with a no it probably will be.
The Richest exclusively makes content that reads like the 'sketches' I wrote when I decided I wanted to get on SNL, during a month-long sleeping pill/Adderall bender I went on during my junior year of high school.
kinda love them
"10 Rules that Billie Eilish has to follow.... but doesn't!"
and then like.... they just talk about her and how she treats fans well?
just so disconnected
@Jerry ur welcome sir
I made this comment 300 likes
I love coming back to see people having number related OCD on my comment 🤣 I'm not the only one whose brain itches from seeing certain numbers, huh? 🙃
I did the thing
i watched the richest & all kind of “fact” channels when i was like 12.... ah the good ol’ days, back when i liked buzzfeed :)
Thats An Insult To Everyone 12 And Below. We Don't Believe Everything We See On The Internet Unless Jarvis Says Its True. XD
Edit: my comment was soo dum I'm sorry. Also sorry about me capitalizing every word in it was a habit I'm really sorry I know your not suppose to, I'm sorry, And I did watch the richest when I was like 8 soo again I really don't know why I commented that. I'm sorry also am I saying sorry to much? I'm sorry if I'm saying sorry to much, also I'm sorry about my grammar. Also I think I misread the comment I'm replying to and thought it was somehow offensive, which still doesn't rlly explain why I commented this really dum comment I'm sorry.
Yep :(
God damn it makenna! You got the 12 year olds getting their Fortnite Nerf guns shooting at our doors and asking for my Visa Card "I need V-Bucks, I'll do the dishes!"
How old are you now
I was like 8, and there was 2 in particular, screenrant, which I still watch but just for pitch meetings, and the gamer
6:10 to the tune of "let the bodies hit the floor"
Let the players hit the ball
Let the players hit the ball
Let the players hit the BAAALLLL
I can debunk the bermuda triangle with one fact: Insurance companies don't charge more for ships or airplanes traveling through it.
You know if there was the tiniest, flimsiest evidence of danger that they would use the excuse to jack up their prices.
Only OGs will remember when the title was “Scientists Discover Most Boring CZcams Channel”
I think I have the worst conspiracys on youtube so that should still be the title
Only OGs will know about his programming career
We Commented The Same / Almost Same Thing! Cool! :)
Emenike Anigbogu only OGs know about his beans roasted in march
Your comment is at exactly 700 likes keep it like that
Why does that narrator sound like a really jealous psychopath with a personal vendetta against Gordon Ramsay
Yeah even called him celebrity chief an Jamie Oliver. U know how to piss him off dont u
My v is for TheRichest
Thought that I'd feel better
But now I got a shitty CZcams channel
deceased and done I got that reference
"ahh! this long car is taking flight" got me on the floor dying laughing
3:19 are all my school essays in one scene
I can’t believe Jarvis Johnson caused the Hindenburg.
No, that was the gay frogs created by the cloud people who hacked the government and made them all BEES
Mario 46 k
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lol N
"I can't believe you committed suicide"
-Neil Breen
Conspiracy theory: Jarvis’ shirt is him trying to tell us he is Eddy Burback
P.S. thx for all the likes
P.P.S aw man now I’m that guy...
My boy amajiki
Or h3h3 with that broccoli cut
does anyone know where i can get that shirt? i really like it
It's just boys supporting boys
Danny and drew are the same person so why can’t eddy and Jarvis be?
21:52 I love his face there
18:47
"Are you filming me?"
I laughed way too hard at this.
And then we'll talk to *The Man Behind the slaughter*
not gonna lie, im guilty of binging the richest when i was younger... i remember thinking “...this is stupid. lol oh well.” and just kept watching-
Same to
Same
The Richest was my background noise for a short stint, I'd just let it play while I was doing crafts or art (thankfully nothing suggested by 5 minute crafts lol)
MiraculousNerd honestly a whole mood
Same
Nobody is going to talk about "vagina-scented" candles?
You read my mind
@@andreschechilnitzky5532 time stamp?
@@ukiy01 13:44
Ha, 69 likes
Wh
“Is ThAt ArSeNiC?” Has me rolling help
21:38 Aperture Science as an airport, probably
things gordon ramsey cant live without:
-food
-air
-water
Dasoku Marie his cars
-Essential Organs
Woomy
@@ikilledtvguy stop replying to the comments I reply on Ur spamming me with notifications
@@nickhutter9330 whoa a normal comment