Facts Verse is a Very Bad YouTube Channel

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  • čas přidán 4. 10. 2018
  • Facts verse is a channel that seemingly just copies the content of others and wraps it inside of low-effort videos for profit. There seems to be no editorializing, sourcing, or transformation of the original content whatsoever. Astonishingly, it still gets the facts wrong. Hopefully this video “edutains”; that is, educates and entertains.
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  • @cabbagehead3893
    @cabbagehead3893 Před 4 lety +8881

    "The coolest thing about Bulbasaur is that he has travelled to Mario Smash Bros."
    This is the worst sentence.

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 Před 3 lety +978

    “Have you ever noticed USB drives embedded into walls and curbs?”
    No? What the fuck? I think I’m having a stroke.

    • @ahuffandapuff
      @ahuffandapuff Před rokem +49

      You’re not alone. I just want you to know that.

    • @aimmelee
      @aimmelee Před rokem +75

      that's actually a thing, they were used (or still are idk) to storage some shady softwares such as spyware, ransomware etc.
      so yeah, a really bad idea to connect your device to these lol

    • @Jchhocchiioc
      @Jchhocchiioc Před rokem +21

      @@aimmelee yea I think that it’s common sense that you’ll get a trojan from those lol

    • @G.A.C_Preserve
      @G.A.C_Preserve Před rokem

      @@Jchhocchiiocand then you will get trolljan after that

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL Před rokem

      I've seen wall plugs coming out of walls and really seriously debated charging my phone in them (it doesn't work, for those similarly curious)

  • @Ejiro__Kirishima
    @Ejiro__Kirishima Před 3 lety +2487

    I like to think the voice actor just knows how dumb the
    scripts are.

    • @yumikodazaiswaifu
      @yumikodazaiswaifu Před 3 lety +52

      Ur right kiri, that's probably what's happening

    • @macydunbar4506
      @macydunbar4506 Před 3 lety +70

      I’d hope so, it wouldn’t be manly if they didn’t

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 3 lety +39

      @@macydunbar4506 what does that even mean

    • @yesnt4614
      @yesnt4614 Před 3 lety +5

      fr i feel so bad for them
      also hi-

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk Před 2 lety +2

      Wait really? Huh, I didn’t know that. That’s cool :0

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays Před 3 lety +2980

    Jarvis-Man: into the Facts-Verse

  • @rafaelcervantes6201
    @rafaelcervantes6201 Před 4 lety +3183

    Five things you didn’t know about pants:
    1 they were originally used as headwear
    2 they are the source of all evil
    3 they harbor souls
    4 they are Red Sox fans
    5 the FBI has hidden cameras in them to look at your crotch

    • @Vixxy_v
      @Vixxy_v Před 3 lety +142

      :0 ah yes now I shall use shorts

    • @endmysuffering7903
      @endmysuffering7903 Před 3 lety +245

      wow I didn't know the FBI was so thirsty

    • @mixedexplosion3114
      @mixedexplosion3114 Před 3 lety +88

      And now, the weather

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Před 3 lety +65

      The last one got me. Why am I laughing it isn't even that funny

    • @agents8318
      @agents8318 Před 3 lety +44

      Theres nothing to see in my pants since my lil buddy is so small

  • @itslorn4400
    @itslorn4400 Před 5 lety +5208

    If you find a loop on the back of your shirt RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

    • @notbismarck4181
      @notbismarck4181 Před 5 lety +140

      AHHH NO MADER HOW FAST OR HOW LONG I RUN IT FOLLOWS ME!!!!!!

    • @toastiost
      @toastiost Před 5 lety +128

      'Hello police, yes there is a loop on the back of my shirt... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT AN EMERGENCY?! NO YOU CALM DOWN!!............ frik they hug up'

    • @itslorn4400
      @itslorn4400 Před 5 lety +79

      @@toastiost 911: "Ma'am... 911 is for emergencies only... 🤨"
      CALLER: "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??!! THERE'S A FREAKING LOOP ON THE INSIDE OF MY SHIRT!!!" 😧😧😧😱

    • @trentonujig7453
      @trentonujig7453 Před 5 lety +64

      If you find air CALL THE POLICE

    • @maxdidathing1716
      @maxdidathing1716 Před 5 lety +55

      *G O N E S E X U A L!*

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 Před 3 lety +2866

    When Jarvis doesn’t realize that “tyre” is just how they spell “tire” in Britain.

    • @sarahscott3906
      @sarahscott3906 Před 3 lety +27

      Leviathan maybe not, that’s just where I learned it from.

    • @sneha1469
      @sneha1469 Před 3 lety +92

      Why is no one else talking about this...

    • @stashapistachio
      @stashapistachio Před 3 lety +223

      Right? I was upset - TYRE IS VALID JARVIS.
      But the image writer can’t be a native English speaker, frequent nonsense

    • @Thedamped
      @Thedamped Před 3 lety +130

      I don't know about that word in particular, but general the rest of the world outside of America uses British spelling, including non-English speaking countries.

    • @MK-ok6yp
      @MK-ok6yp Před 3 lety +36

      @@stashapistachio tyre isn't valid

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 Před 3 lety +645

    Everyone knows that the loop on the back of the shirt is for keeping your tiny katana in case you wanna role play.

  • @WebFloor
    @WebFloor Před 5 lety +1502

    if someone calls the police RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

    • @claireborcherding2381
      @claireborcherding2381 Před 5 lety +25

      then this turns in to an infinite loop

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 Před 5 lety +10

      @moi. akin lagent so he'll pay me 90 dollars for returning you?

    • @ahmedmehri4618
      @ahmedmehri4618 Před 5 lety

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @moskie6487
      @moskie6487 Před 4 lety

      Infine loop more lik onfinite list

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 Před 4 lety +2

      shit, i called the police now i have they have to call them again

  • @yumm186
    @yumm186 Před 4 lety +2841

    Most people make a taco and put shredded lettuce on the top.
    T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Před 3 lety +102

      I put the lettuce on the bottom of the taco. Works much better

    • @crazynachos4230
      @crazynachos4230 Před 3 lety +237

      Most people breathe with their lungs
      T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

    • @bunnybunnz
      @bunnybunnz Před 3 lety +146

      *Y O U A R E A M I S T A K E*

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Před 3 lety +100

      @@crazynachos4230 I breathe with my appendix

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 Před 3 lety +15

      @Yumm Together, we can stop this.

  • @H12457
    @H12457 Před 3 lety +2375

    Lets all try to have a normal happiness level...

  • @saoirseoceallaigh3387
    @saoirseoceallaigh3387 Před 3 lety +535

    FactsVerse: The victreebel is not quite as dangerous as the pitcher plant
    Victreebel: Can learn hyper beam, sunny day and solar beam, giga drain, giga impact, power whip, and leaf storm

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 Před 3 lety +33

      Is also big enough to swallow a human

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 3 lety +50

      To be fair, it doesn’t exist so it’s not as dangerous as the pitcher plant by default.

    • @Prism195
      @Prism195 Před 2 lety +2

      Aahaha
      I laughed too hard at that

    • @Weegeecloneguy
      @Weegeecloneguy Před 2 lety +3

      sunny day and solar beam? oh no

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Před 2 lety +15

      Is the facts verse production team made up of various insects...? That would honestly be *way* more adorable than the disappointing reality of content farms.

  • @LaoonCow
    @LaoonCow Před 3 lety +2335

    “They are very angry and always watchful”
    “They have a normal happiness level,”
    **Confused screaming**

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar Před 3 lety +108

      “Their normal source of happiness comes from them being angry and always watchful”
      Yeah, sure.

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY Před 3 lety +9

      THATS WHAT I SAID

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 Před 3 lety +31

      I think they meant that the Victreebel has the same happiness stat when caught as other Pokemon.

    • @richarddangle8540
      @richarddangle8540 Před 3 lety +16

      Angry, happy and confused? I think that describes most people

    • @Slykie
      @Slykie Před 2 lety +2

      As a Pokémon fan, I found that part insulting.

  • @foxpupmal
    @foxpupmal Před 5 lety +3777

    10 Illegal Things You Do Everyday:
    -#1. Hanging your shirt up by the loop

  • @slideshowEmma
    @slideshowEmma Před 3 lety +313

    As a fashion student I am enraged by that one dumbass video The loop is literally called a locker loop because you hang it in your locker. I’m exploding

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 Před 3 lety +172

    15:08 Reddit says stupid lie, Buzzfeed turns it into an article, FactsVerse turns it into a video.

  • @skylar4602
    @skylar4602 Před 4 lety +1449

    If you’re a criminal, call the police immediately!

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip Před 4 lety +33

      A cannot call de police they are afta me
      What do a do

    • @magead
      @magead Před 4 lety +46

      @@PieGrip call the army

    • @exammole4545
      @exammole4545 Před 4 lety +5

      Dwi Susanta
      I heard that comment

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip Před 4 lety +10

      @@magead a cannot call the armee they ar aftah mee too
      Wat do ah do

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 Před 4 lety +14

      @@PieGrip Call Nasa

  • @dinosaurpolitician3663
    @dinosaurpolitician3663 Před 4 lety +6514

    I love that narrator. I know he doesn’t write the scripts but the way he was reading about Pokémon reminds me so much of somebody’s dad trying to be cool

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative Před 4 lety +355

      Darren Marlar is his name, and he does a half decent paranormal themed podcast called Weird Darkness.
      It verges on the incoherent on a semi-regular basis too, but that's part of the charm.

    • @lelandlabe5880
      @lelandlabe5880 Před 4 lety +111

      You and your damn pokemans lol

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 Před 3 lety +21

      Simple Father well your farther from your birth and closer to your GRAVE

    • @nebulablob113
      @nebulablob113 Před 3 lety +78

      You know it’s some Pokémon kid’s parent when they pronounce caterpie like it’s spelled.

    • @therun9449
      @therun9449 Před 3 lety +13

      Excuse me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
      Edit: Thanks for that lol

  • @diamondsx87
    @diamondsx87 Před 3 lety +294

    Jarvis: "How did you misspell tires?"
    British people: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

    • @quetzowood8287
      @quetzowood8287 Před 2 lety +7

      @@lorettadunne210 THEYRE STILL TYRES

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial Před 2 lety +17

      british people: Tally ho pip pip and bernard's your uncle

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial americans: sorry im overweight and choking to death.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze Před rokem +3

      Isn't it Tires just in American English pretty sure is Tyres everywhere else

  • @Vinegarrehottie
    @Vinegarrehottie Před 3 lety +252

    "Pokemon in real life"
    That's a frog with a an onion on it's back.

  • @Leah-xh9ji
    @Leah-xh9ji Před 4 lety +4115

    Are we sure facts verse isn’t just a big meme that’s been going on for years

  • @LaurenT3G
    @LaurenT3G Před 5 lety +5144

    Facts Verse...
    Bright Side...
    Troom Troom...
    5-Minute Crafts...
    Long ago, the four channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Troom Troom attacked.

    • @wyldegi
      @wyldegi Před 5 lety +263

      Lauren C. it all changed once 123 Go! came along.... * veitnam flashbacks *

    • @squibble311
      @squibble311 Před 5 lety +214

      Ans thats a story that actually happened

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn Před 5 lety +231

      But I believe, Jarvis Johnson can save the world

    • @rme62
      @rme62 Před 5 lety +31

      So groom groom doesnt like the other 3?

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn Před 5 lety +57

      @@rme62 They are the fire nation of craft channels

  • @attackmoose3344
    @attackmoose3344 Před 3 lety +158

    Did anyone else hear the "We have to go back Kate" as a reference to Lost.
    Or maybe its not IDK

  • @Baconator96
    @Baconator96 Před 3 lety +26

    The idea that youtube plaques are made out of the compressed souls of the people that had subbed to that point is an absolute chef kiss from me.

  • @KoopaCoop0
    @KoopaCoop0 Před 3 lety +1782

    The facts verse narrator sounds like he’s being held hostage and needs to read scripts to things he knows nothing about

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 Před 3 lety +72

      Because the broken English looks like poorly translated Russian, this could actually be a very real possibility.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 Před 3 lety +8

      @@PeriapsisStudios2000 probably Eastern Europe

    • @sampuffer8099
      @sampuffer8099 Před 2 lety +15

      10 scripts you do not know what they are

    • @MetrixGD
      @MetrixGD Před 2 lety +6

      It sounds like they were using those bots that read what you type

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe he’s doing that intentionally because it’s true :0

  • @khaotikrypt
    @khaotikrypt Před 5 lety +2915

    if you exist, call the police immediately!

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 5 lety +42

      Doge wow that’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

    • @FuliCuddlesFangirl
      @FuliCuddlesFangirl Před 5 lety +30

      If you exist, dont worry your not alone

    • @puppypie
      @puppypie Před 5 lety +37

      If you breathe, it’s already too late

    • @rach101
      @rach101 Před 5 lety +23

      I did, they hung up. What do I do now?

    • @khaotikrypt
      @khaotikrypt Před 5 lety +8

      idk

  • @ellacarbery1488
    @ellacarbery1488 Před 3 lety +57

    That Pokémon video sounds like the how a video sounds when you’re falling asleep

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R Před 2 lety +52

    Jarvis, I'm totally feeling your rage over that blatant ignorance towards Pokémon. It was painful and offensive.

  • @Carolina-mh1nn
    @Carolina-mh1nn Před 4 lety +2762

    "you tie a tie. that's why it's called a tie"
    - Jarvis, 2018

    • @nickynekoon7559
      @nickynekoon7559 Před 4 lety +54

      You can also tie a noose but it's not called a tie... ~even if both are made for the neck~

    • @Carolina-mh1nn
      @Carolina-mh1nn Před 4 lety +6

      yeah, but it still sounds funny
      and, anyway, a tie only can be tied...

    • @nickynekoon7559
      @nickynekoon7559 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Carolina-mh1nn hm... Congrads brave soldier, you've defeaten me...

    • @dying_inside9827
      @dying_inside9827 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nickynekoon7559 Very true

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine Před 4 lety +13

      @@Carolina-mh1nn if you're persistent enough, a tie can be eaten 👍

  • @ThemeParkCrazy
    @ThemeParkCrazy Před 4 lety +6391

    Well done Jarvis. Facts Verse is a truly disgusting channel. They made a goofy Top 10 video about "youngest mothers" where they do not take the subject seriously at all.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Před 3 lety +180

      Wow, did not expect you guys here!

    • @jacksonplaysgames4612
      @jacksonplaysgames4612 Před 3 lety +51

      Love all your videos

    • @michaelwright1295
      @michaelwright1295 Před 3 lety +71

      Wait you are here too. Well I'll be damned

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 Před 3 lety +99

      Michael Wright well I’ll be daaaaamned- Hamilton’s on your side

    • @ghostix.
      @ghostix. Před 3 lety +186

      I watched that video and I thought they would have a more serious tone but nada,just the usual.

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Před 3 lety +25

    They removed the loop on the back of their shirts when they started dating a girl exclusively? ... So if they ever broke up they would just have to replace all their shirts?

  • @shadowscribbles9078
    @shadowscribbles9078 Před 3 lety +66

    Yes, take your computer and walk to the nearest coffee shop. Then plug in that computer into a random USB that you found in the wall. This is TOTALLY not a dumb idea!

  • @cumguzzler8537
    @cumguzzler8537 Před 5 lety +2722

    Litterally The Only Pokemon That Exists IRL Is:
    Ekans.... Literally Just A Snake.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 5 lety +293

      Mudkip exists.
      Look up axolotl.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 5 lety +28

      @@cumguzzler8537 np

    • @undeadwaluwugi758
      @undeadwaluwugi758 Před 5 lety +171

      Cries in pidove.

    • @silveinneaivrest6092
      @silveinneaivrest6092 Před 5 lety +172

      And Arbok, it's just your everydays Cobra

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific Před 4 lety +274

      Lilipup is a terrier (a carrin terrier most likely). Furret is a ferret. Toucannon is a... you get the idea. There are plenty of pokemon that exist in real life, but when _I_ try to battle them, I'm "under arrest for cock fighting".

  • @the_doorkno2237
    @the_doorkno2237 Před 5 lety +3447

    So... I’m confused
    In one video, if you see a usb in a wall, you can use it to charge your computer but in another video, they say that if you see a usb in the wall, you should call the police

    • @Kakashkai
      @Kakashkai Před 5 lety +289

      Don't plug your computer in. It's a USB Killer or an instant virus.

    • @blakethememe3840
      @blakethememe3840 Před 4 lety +395

      Charge your laptop, then call the police. Can't have anyone else taking up that extra power.

    • @jackkhaidav9811
      @jackkhaidav9811 Před 4 lety +210

      Charge your computer while calling the police, duh

    • @leov4404
      @leov4404 Před 4 lety +179

      Your computer is dead, so you charge it with the usb and then you can Skype call the police

    • @gregmcgregginton574
      @gregmcgregginton574 Před 4 lety +31

      Plug your computer first and then call the police.

  • @mossytime349
    @mossytime349 Před 3 lety +57

    "Billioin" I'm still laughing

  • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
    @vesperfromtheinternet5588 Před 3 lety +39

    thank u so much for not even showing the gross thumbnails, i seriously appreciate that a lot

  • @iluvchess14736
    @iluvchess14736 Před 3 lety +1839

    "Bulbasaur is not a frog!"
    Bulbapedia: Bulbasaur is based on a frog. In particular, its build and ears resemble the Beelzebufo, a large prehistoric frog.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness Před 3 lety +193

      His mistake was trusting the English name.

    • @jeremyheath9299
      @jeremyheath9299 Před 3 lety +8

      @Leviathan oh...

    • @jeremyheath9299
      @jeremyheath9299 Před 3 lety +9

      @Leviathan I thought you did not know what is was. Sorry about that

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Před 3 lety +28

      @@jeremyheath9299 It was probably a joke about how the topic is about Bulbasaur and the website just so happens to be named after it.

    • @janNowa
      @janNowa Před 3 lety +1

      That's exactly what I thought lol

  • @thegovenor6166
    @thegovenor6166 Před 5 lety +750

    If you find oxygen in the atmosphere, run and call the police!

  • @TempestinBlue
    @TempestinBlue Před 3 lety +12

    If you work in a restaurant, the loop on the back of a shirt is for your coworkers to prank you, by seeing how many spoons they can get into the loop and how long you’ll wear them around without noticing.

  • @Vesryn215
    @Vesryn215 Před 3 lety +88

    “How do you misspell tyres tho?”
    But they didn’t... I’m so confused

    • @Vesryn215
      @Vesryn215 Před 3 lety +9

      Leviathan lol yep that’s 1am for you

    • @michaelgoldsmith6615
      @michaelgoldsmith6615 Před 3 lety +29

      In america, it's spelled 'tires' everywhere else, it's spelled 'tyres'
      Just some classic MURICAness

    • @Sheel443
      @Sheel443 Před 3 lety +2

      @@michaelgoldsmith6615 MURICAN lmao America is wierd

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 Před 3 lety +8

      @@michaelgoldsmith6615 canada spells it tire too. Canadian Tire.

    • @greenbeans9033
      @greenbeans9033 Před 2 lety +3

      Wait it’s not spelt with an “i” everywhere??? Why wtf

  • @sheridannagley7257
    @sheridannagley7257 Před 4 lety +1128

    "The best part about Bulbasaur is that he traveled to Mario Smash Brothers and you can see him there."
    Who is getting paid to write this non sequitur garbage? No one at Facts Verse has ever picked up a copy of Pokemon OR Smash Bros.

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 Před 4 lety +69

      BULBASAUR ISN'T EVEN PLAYABLE IN SMASH- *wheeze*

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 Před 4 lety +1

      @@spacebiker69420 what? Since when? What about Pokemon trainer?

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons Před 4 lety +66

      Facts verse didn’t even get the Pokémon right.
      It’s ivysaur in smash
      Not bulbasaur.

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 Před 4 lety +31

      @@chipskylark5500 He uses Ivysaur.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 Před 4 lety +1

      @@spacebiker69420 I see.. thanks

  • @epiczombieslayer4444
    @epiczombieslayer4444 Před 5 lety +458

    If you call the police, Call the police immediately!

    • @mostercat1375
      @mostercat1375 Před 4 lety +11

      if you see a copied comment, run and call the police immediately!

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 Před 4 lety +1

      Makes sense

    • @octolxly7796
      @octolxly7796 Před 4 lety

      Don't steal meh potaties called a joke

    • @samirag7515
      @samirag7515 Před 4 lety

      Joslyn Fox and Adore Delano Fan 4 your LIFE/LEGACY I liked your comment because of your name

  • @Saturnlock
    @Saturnlock Před 3 lety +25

    Literally the very next video in my recommended was a by factsverse, titled, "Remember Him This Is Why He's No Longer An Actor." Which, first of all, I don't, second of all, grammar and syntax.

  • @stopmotionstupidity2440
    @stopmotionstupidity2440 Před 3 lety +41

    When they were talking about Victribell's high attack and low defense level, I think they meant his base stats. I'm not going to look at a chart to find out if they are right, but I get what they were going for

  • @officerspider7996
    @officerspider7996 Před 5 lety +704

    If you have Teeth...
    *CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY*

  • @HeadlessPizza37
    @HeadlessPizza37 Před 3 lety +813

    When he said “Billioin” I lost it

  • @zachhenry1718
    @zachhenry1718 Před 2 lety +17

    I'm here to say that I went to Tokyo because this video and the picture of the city was definitely not there. I asked my family and they all laughed.

  • @ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount
    @ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount Před 2 lety +14

    As a huge Pokémon nerd that one video was painful to watch

  • @brett6816
    @brett6816 Před 4 lety +525

    I'm sorry. I have no clue why "even the train is suspect" killed me

  • @anonymous21yearsago88
    @anonymous21yearsago88 Před 4 lety +576

    Nobody:
    Facts Verse: Plug your laptop into a USB drive embedded inside a wall!

    • @lucid_kms
      @lucid_kms Před 4 lety +30

      Anonymous • 21 years ago Facts Verse : ThAt SeEmS lIkE sUcH a GrEaT wAy To AvOiD vIrUsEs!

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 Před 4 lety +21

      The 21 years ago caught my eye.

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud Před 4 lety +6

      Chris Lynch Apparently you don't know how to use a keyboard or a unicode table either.
      Typing =\= "Hacks"

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic Před 3 lety +6

      That's an amazing idea! I plugged my laptop into a usb stick imbedded into the wall and it installed Mario Smash Bros for free!!!

    • @BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz
      @BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz Před 3 lety +2

      I'm really stupid I actually thought he found a way to make it say 21 years ago

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Před 3 lety +31

    10:20 I can kinda explain this one. A lotta pokémon are based on yōkai, supernatural beings in Japanese folklore. One such yōkai is the baku (BAH-koo, not bah-KOO). In turn, this yōkai was based on the tapirs of South America. The baku had a habit of eating people’s dreams, which is why “Dream Eater” is one of Drowzee’s attacks.

  • @fruitcereal
    @fruitcereal Před 2 lety +5

    “You’re becoming Danny Gonzalez” um… wouldn’t that be a compliment?

  • @Isabella-bq4ut
    @Isabella-bq4ut Před 4 lety +703

    The narrator sounds like the fitness gram pacer guy lol

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 Před 4 lety +17

      This brought back memories.

    • @kerrybarneyiii1202
      @kerrybarneyiii1202 Před 4 lety +28

      Fitnessgram could absolutely hire that guy for his voice; that might make the pacer more interesting just because it would be funny

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 Před 3 lety +20

      *T H E F I T N E S S G R A M P A C E R T E S T-*

    • @rain8412
      @rain8412 Před 3 lety +9

      Aha! A lead! I’m still hunting that bastard for his crimes against humanity.

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 Před 3 lety +5

      DJgamerX 11 *ptsd*

  • @crabsapple8173
    @crabsapple8173 Před 4 lety +463

    “The victreebel isn’t as dangerous as the real plant”
    *are you sure about that*

    • @TheFuri0uswc
      @TheFuri0uswc Před 4 lety +23

      I mean it's a 5 feet tall plant than can move around on it's own.

    • @giran4914
      @giran4914 Před 4 lety +12

      TheFuriouswc that can spit acid at will

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq Před 4 lety +3

      victreebel literally secretes ACID

    • @ouuugghhh...
      @ouuugghhh... Před 4 lety

      *Flashbacks to My Water Pokémon Dying*

    • @suttonavery8723
      @suttonavery8723 Před 4 lety +3

      It can yeet razor-sharp leaves in your direction, is big enough for a child to fit into its maw, is filled with gastrointestinal acid, can move from place to place with ease, can splash toxins onto you and your Pokemon's faces, and, above all else, is widely distributed throughout many regions.
      Yeah, I'd give Victreebell a hug, but the REAL pitcher plant? *Burn It Into Cinders.*

  • @cyscmmm..555
    @cyscmmm..555 Před 3 lety +16

    "factsverse is a very bad channel"
    "You can breath air"

  • @qilllaqill
    @qilllaqill Před 3 lety +13

    8:29 F for Jarvis's pen

  • @gaysquirrel5486
    @gaysquirrel5486 Před 5 lety +538

    do you notice how in the pokemon video, factsverse just steals a bunch of art off of google 👌

    • @gothamcowboy
      @gothamcowboy Před 5 lety +25

      ikr do they even credit the artists in the description?? like. ok facts verse. cool

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s Před 5 lety +17

      Luckily we have the copyright email even though they definitely won't do anything lmao

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 5 lety

      @@bootlegscarce0844 but if you don't upload using the creative commons attribution it's...🤔

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 Před 5 lety

      Ikr

  • @peanut_butter_wizard1213
    @peanut_butter_wizard1213 Před 4 lety +376

    That mouse hole one was extremely dumb. The mouse hole was one of the darkest things in the painting, instant eye-catcher.

  • @biamond6960
    @biamond6960 Před 3 lety +16

    Facts Verse: Bulbasoar has been in Mario Smash Brothers.
    Me: *Nah bro someone get the nuclear bomb*

  • @adelinatimercan5183
    @adelinatimercan5183 Před 3 lety +12

    oh god i can still remember watching this
    i remember seeing that pepsi one, commenting about it on another fact verse video, and got really scared about the possibility that people hate me now because i posted a 'fact' from another video

  • @DangerNoodleReads
    @DangerNoodleReads Před 4 lety +832

    “On to a million I guess?”
    1 year later
    *my time has come to pass*

  • @gunter3543
    @gunter3543 Před 5 lety +375

    If you fall asleep
    RUN AWAY AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

  • @endmysuffering7903
    @endmysuffering7903 Před 3 lety +12

    its Tokyo, Japan
    my feelings have been genuinely hurt and i dont know why

  • @jolof6270
    @jolof6270 Před 3 lety +13

    Ah yes, The Mario Smash Brothers! I play it every day.

  • @wokesloth
    @wokesloth Před 4 lety +944

    Pokemon fans are dying inside at this very moment.

    • @ozioni2553
      @ozioni2553 Před 4 lety +9

      because Jarvis is wrong T-T

    • @giran4914
      @giran4914 Před 4 lety +11

      dude, I’m dying inside _at any moment._

    • @Cronclers
      @Cronclers Před 4 lety +2

      Is your profile pic a shiny?

    • @Etlis
      @Etlis Před 4 lety +1

      BurntSun idk why but I’m laughing so hard

    • @bkachu98
      @bkachu98 Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @suttonavery8723
    @suttonavery8723 Před 5 lety +436

    As a long-time Pokemon fan, that video about, "Pokemon That Exist in Real Life" hurt me like lying on a bed of nails.

    • @cinnacakeart
      @cinnacakeart Před 4 lety +10

      I feel you pal

    • @calicoCatkind
      @calicoCatkind Před 4 lety +12

      I've layed on a bed of nails. It would hurt more to lay on one.

    • @OneAndOnlyDanky
      @OneAndOnlyDanky Před 4 lety +31

      Sutton Avery As a long time Smash fan, that "Mario Smash Brothers" scene hurt like a brick being smashed over my head

    • @dapepo7407
      @dapepo7407 Před 4 lety

      same 😔

    • @Wormy2005
      @Wormy2005 Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @wanderingegg_
    @wanderingegg_ Před rokem +7

    Watching Jarvis opening a 100k play button in 2022 when he now has 1.89 mil subscribers is so wholesome tbh

  • @MelanieMaeRose
    @MelanieMaeRose Před 3 lety +8

    This is actually so stupid, I used to watch these channels when I was 12 and I used to believe the things they say. It’s ridiculous how they trick their impressionable audience

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 Před 4 lety +310

    Based on his reading, I'm imagining that these videos are scripted by someone who doesn't speak english as a first language and yet demands their scripts are read verbatim.

    • @sensarmy
      @sensarmy Před 3 lety +6

      ikr

    • @BlakeHall1
      @BlakeHall1 Před 3 lety +17

      Like Troom Troom and 123 Go, but quite a bit worse.

    • @npola3713
      @npola3713 Před 3 lety +1

      Do you mean facts verse or Jarvis?

  • @sarahfrench113
    @sarahfrench113 Před 5 lety +544

    That Pokémon video sounds like when I'm trying to finish an essay at 3am, the night before it's due. 😂

  • @nkabayi
    @nkabayi Před 3 lety +17

    Source: dude trust me

  • @n_dur4n_420
    @n_dur4n_420 Před 3 lety +10

    “We all saw that instantly”
    Me: Oh...feeling like middle school all over again

  • @weim1643
    @weim1643 Před 5 lety +797

    Facts Verse: low production quality, bad facts
    Bright Side: high protection quality, bad facts, awful things
    5-minute crafts: really bad crafts, stupidity
    Troom Troom: Narratives, voice over, bad life hacks

    • @jasminetran8308
      @jasminetran8308 Před 5 lety +52

      weim1643 mix it all together and you got *CZcams*

    • @lavashu1916
      @lavashu1916 Před 5 lety +28

      weim1643 the only good ones are oversimplified and infographics show

    • @gummy7152
      @gummy7152 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jasminetran8308 how?

    • @sujadehlers8492
      @sujadehlers8492 Před 5 lety +1

      #true

    • @thegeneralist5279
      @thegeneralist5279 Před 5 lety +11

      weim1643 The four horsechannels of the CZcams apocalypse.

  • @AngTheHunter
    @AngTheHunter Před 5 lety +324

    When u plug your computer into a USB on the wall u get computer hacks not life hacks

  • @mosincat5075
    @mosincat5075 Před 3 lety +18

    Something: is bad.
    Jarvis: 🎵Shake Hands With Danger🎵

  • @ItsDannyio
    @ItsDannyio Před 3 lety +22

    11:48 One if the Gamefreak employees actually said Bulbasaur IS inspired by a frog actually.

  • @user-st6hf9lf6e
    @user-st6hf9lf6e Před 5 lety +880

    *I'm below the average happiness level*

    • @joekorbalsr5334
      @joekorbalsr5334 Před 5 lety

      I stoke it haha

    • @joekorbalsr5334
      @joekorbalsr5334 Před 5 lety

      Stole

    • @bluebean8543
      @bluebean8543 Před 5 lety +4

      You need some Della Dollars!
      That's an inside joke that some people may understand. If anyone gets it, my user should give away who I am. I don't know when the joke was started, but it's used among the 6th graders in our school as of 2019.

    • @28stonescones33
      @28stonescones33 Před 5 lety

      @@bluebean8543 wh

    • @bluebean8543
      @bluebean8543 Před 5 lety +1

      @@28stonescones33 It's an inside joke at my school in my grade.

  • @contentbot2.9
    @contentbot2.9 Před 5 lety +291

    Therapist: Jarvis, Chad Horse isn’t real, and he can’t hurt you.
    Chad Horse from the facts verse thumbnail:

    • @---ng7ke
      @---ng7ke Před 5 lety +7

      Pls help he’s coming to get me. He’s going to attack me, he’s tracking me.
      Help.

    • @nathankelly2218
      @nathankelly2218 Před 5 lety +2

      NEIGH

    • @risingbirds
      @risingbirds Před 5 lety

      this is incredible because so many people know what you're talking about, it's great

  • @GoogleUser-zy5of
    @GoogleUser-zy5of Před 3 lety +12

    I actually used to love Facts Verse videos back in the day😂

  • @fiyinfoluwaajayi5672
    @fiyinfoluwaajayi5672 Před 3 lety +5

    I usually wonder what the person who does the voice over thinks when they see the script.

  • @carlyhamilton7167
    @carlyhamilton7167 Před 4 lety +343

    "If you want a Magikarp to evolve into something useful, you will have to catch thousands" ... when did that video come out again? Was Pokemon Go already a thing?

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 Před 4 lety +2

      Carly Hamilton call me an uncultured swine but how exactly do you evolve a level 10 Magikarp?

    • @frostycarrot1803
      @frostycarrot1803 Před 4 lety +19

      Raul Philip Goco you switch train it until level 20 when it evolves

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 Před 4 lety +2

      @Just A Dead Meme, Floating In The Cosmos aight, thanks man

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 Před 4 lety +1

      @@frostycarrot1803 level 21*

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay Před 4 lety +14

      That’s not even right in Pokémon go. You need less than 200 magikarps, since you get 3 candies per magikarp.

  • @fletcher4098
    @fletcher4098 Před 4 lety +308

    Who else noticed that in the thumbnail the “bulb” on that fake frog is just a green onion.

    • @vidols1718
      @vidols1718 Před 4 lety +6

      GetUrKidsVaxxed
      it’s supposed to be a Bulbasaur

    • @fletcher4098
      @fletcher4098 Před 4 lety +22

      Post Malone uhh yeah that was the point.... but it turned out bad

    • @arletblues
      @arletblues Před 4 lety

      Yeah

    • @limin4839
      @limin4839 Před 4 lety +1

      GetUrKidsVaxxed omfg that’s a FUCKING GARLIC BULB I can’t believe you’ve done this

    • @tanjesus420
      @tanjesus420 Před 4 lety

      @@vidols1718 wooosh

  • @ravenfeather722
    @ravenfeather722 Před 3 lety +6

    I died on the inside when the fella said "Mario super smash bros."

  • @user-it2zg9sr7e
    @user-it2zg9sr7e Před 3 lety +8

    I am a pretty big fan of Pokémon as a whole and let me say that “happiness level” does not exist. Attack and Defense do, but even then they are called attack and Defense statistics not levels. A Pokemon will have happiness ranging from 0-255 based on how well they are treated by the trainer in the games.

  • @tsusmildrides4937
    @tsusmildrides4937 Před 5 lety +214

    Them: Victreebel is not as dangerous as the plant.
    Victreebel's pokedex entry: I would like to have a word.

  • @kaywantsfood
    @kaywantsfood Před 5 lety +250

    "Mario smash brothers"
    Me: *is now in p h y s i c a l pain*

  • @user-ni7ui1nk8p
    @user-ni7ui1nk8p Před 3 lety +11

    Jarvis: No Pokémon exist in real life
    Route 1 birds, rodents, and bugs: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

  • @bloxyyt
    @bloxyyt Před 3 lety +13

    0:50 *_f i r s t_*

  • @ate-leftnocrums
    @ate-leftnocrums Před 5 lety +73

    If you call the police, CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!

  • @0views679
    @0views679 Před 5 lety +246

    The usb sticking put of walls are computer glory holes filled

  • @jimmykoller3787
    @jimmykoller3787 Před 3 lety +5

    7:18 Not to brag but I'm a fashion student and the hook used to be actually a sign of a man's relationship status. If it wasn't cut through, the man was single and so, a woman would ''hook up''(full pun intended) with him and drag him home. If it was cut through, the man would be taken. It's still included to this day, bc....why not? Hope this helps

  • @Liex59
    @Liex59 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember stumbling on this channel like 3 or 4 years ago looking for dinosaur videos after Ark took my life over and just going from "huh this is a little weird" to "this is downright incorrect" in like 3 videos

  • @stitches768
    @stitches768 Před 4 lety +187

    10:27 For those that don't know, Baku are Yokai in Japanese mythology. Known to eat the dreams of other people and looking like a tapir which was thought to be a chimera type creature at that point in history, whenever that was. Hence Drowsee is based off of Baku.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 Před 2 lety +28

      I like how hes saying Pokemon that exist in real life, and instead of comparing it to Tapirs which exist, he compared it to a mythological creature. Good stuff. Whoever writes that channels scripts is on another planet

  • @lifeasanobodytheworstanima2880

    Tyres is the British spelling of tires
    But I know Jarvis is trying his best
    Love your vids

    • @t-shades7148
      @t-shades7148 Před 4 lety +21

      I was going to comment this, but then I decided to make sure no one else had either

    • @millie649
      @millie649 Před 4 lety +8

      As someone British, I just spell it tires

    • @hollyhartwick3832
      @hollyhartwick3832 Před 4 lety +9

      True on both counts. Amusing videos and about the spelling of tyres. As a native Brit, I always get a bit put out when Americans say our spellings are wrong. Yeah... we only invented the English language. It’s in the name.

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness Před 4 lety +6

      Ahem. Not just ‘British’ but ‘every other English-speaking country that is not America’.

    • @oxfordcommaisthegreatest
      @oxfordcommaisthegreatest Před 4 lety +4

      @@HerHollyness
      We spell it "tires" in Canada.

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 Před rokem +3

    Where are people going that USB plugs are just.....in a wall?

  • @toothboy6866
    @toothboy6866 Před 3 lety +7

    jarvis is really coming for every channel 6 yr old me liked and im not mad

  • @eviequeenie
    @eviequeenie Před 5 lety +3184

    Nobody:
    Content Farms: If you see hair on your comb, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!
    Edit: uh

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 Před 4 lety +486

    Nobody:
    Facts Verse video titles: Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 😱😤😳

  • @frannyp.7325
    @frannyp.7325 Před 3 lety +8

    6:16: "In a recent test, Android beats Apple iPhone in every test. Test revealed that Android is much better than iPhone in almost every way..."
    As much as I wanted to be pleased of this statement as an Android user (specifically Samsung Galaxy Note user) who used to own an iPhone I simply can't because first iPhone has a very different architecture and built than Android. Also notice how they use the word Test... I mean I really have a lot of questions on that like, What kind of test? When did they conduct the test? What Android phone brand allegedly beat the iPhone on such test? And most of all WHO CONDUCTED the test?!
    I honestly am not a fan of iPhone but I know I'm a fair type of person cuz I specifically recognize its strengths over Android and vice versa.
    And finally notice how they use the word "in every way" as if Android doesn't have any flaws of its own... Like software updates and stuffs like that.

  • @user-te5nh3li3f
    @user-te5nh3li3f Před 2 lety +2

    12:45 best part is that I didnt saw it because of having subtitles on and narator never stop talking xd lmao