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- Demic is a facebook meme / stories page with 12 million followers and a real strange backstory
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WHO CALLS THEIR WIFE UGLY AT HER FUNERAL
M E
🙋🏻♂️
Broken straight men who think a relationship won't work if they don't legitimately hate their wives.
@@TheTheninjagummybear O_O
That’s exactly what I was thinking!!!!
How do we know that the fake blind man didn't push his wife down the stairs and made it look like an accident just so he could stop having to pretend to be blind??
I was just thinking of that
the plot thickens
I was about to say the exact same thing hahaha
Or just divorce her lmao 😂. Saves his and her time.
Just a Chimchim Fujoshi Not the money tho
Jarvis: "watch out parasite, theres a new epidemic"
That joke did not age well
It aged beautifully
I personally think it aged wonderfuly
@@yoshikagekira5196 yeah, but now with the vaccine rolling out I don’t know how much longer quarantine will last. Not that I want it to last
It aged like milk
@@darwinsexplosions i just like the irony
february 2020: watch out parasite there's a new epidemic in town
...
may 2020: yeah, you could say that
LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Haha funny I care so much
@@arctrooperjesse7582 what
There was covid in February???? Huh
15 days later*
Make this guy into a 'my story animated' video. "I became a rapper that secretly ran a content farm"
YES ABSOLUTELY!!!
No because it actually happened
@@thenarrator6846 You're so right, i apologize
@Saniya Divekar Oh that is so much better and believable.
The Narrator oh god
Plot twist: Jarvis is the CEO of The Soul Publishing and every other content farm. He uses that to make more content on this channel.
*X-Files theme plays*
@@markzimmerman1899 the truth is out there
That’s just a fact
Mark Zimmerman i literally came here to comment this lmaooo
C O N S P I R A C Y
LMAO my mom just shared a demic post on her facebook page that says:
“Feed a dog for three days they will remember you for three years. Feed a human for three years they will forget you in three days”
*c r i n g e*
That, my friend, is literal pain to read
@@Steamworker_Evolair i agree
That’s called dementia
@@user-ii8dx3in4k you’re not wrong
It’s kind of true
"Watch out parasite, there's a new epidemic in down"
oh, past Jarvis...
edit: we get it, you guys are Mr. Worldwide. Now stop arguing in the comments and go live your lives
Did u not think there was covid 19 in February
Len L bro y did u comment that 3 times
Mary Medeiros LMAOO MY BAD INTERNET
@@lenl8004 ye but I think this was recorded earlier
@@Clover999X3 no parasite won the Oscar in January/Feb
Jarvis: “She fell down the stairs and died. That escalated quickly”
No jarvis that deescalated quickly
Good one XD
HA HA AHAHA HA HA
GET IT? CUZ SHE'S DEAD. LMAO.
w h y ?
This joke was either so bad it was good or so good it was good but I don't know because there are tears in my eyes.
Clever
Therapist: Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders: 10:05
WIENER ALERT!!!! WIENERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE AREA
@@muhammadshawalsikandar1274 ...what?
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Mood 😔🔫
“Watch our parasite, there’s a new epidemic... and we should be concerned”
*flash forward to the largest mass quarantine in human history because of a pandemic*
@Carl Kirchhoff *largest mass qurantine*
1918, homie
1918 mein friend
What does the late 1920’s and I have in common?
*The Great Depression*
Anxious Angus The economy collapsed inside of you?
@@anxiousaj1616 I don't care about both?
Aragorn: "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?"
Legolas: "A sad business man."
😂
Every content farm story:
“A man live with his wife and his daughter, they live happy together........
(5 seconds later) *onE dAy, tHEy fALLiNg FrOm STaiRs aND DIe* “
*iT's StaRiS!*
"A man lives with his wife and his daughter, this is how his organ failed."
cue dr bernard
Like the one in another vid like "I lived with my mom, dad and brothers, we were one big happy family. That is, until my father died" as the first sentence in the video
Its staris you uncultured swine
ＳＴＡＲＩＳ
I read this title as “The hacker who secretly runs a contestant farm”. I think I need to lay down...
Edit: he changed the title lol it WAS the rapper who secretly runs a content farm.
Also
Its dat Natsuki
LVBBoi you bet your ass it is🤟🤟
I did that to
I was here at 10 likes...
@Evey Aspaas at least you still read it as something innocent... Unlike me. I thought this was gonna be darker video
Are we all just gonna ignore how good Jarvis’ stewie griffin impression is? Cause it was good
I thought he just edited in Stewie Griffin's voice!
Its criminal how far i had to scroll
Seriously, I wasn't watching when he did that and it was so good I had to go back and make sure he hadn't just cut to a scene from the show or something LMAO
“Flo-rida thats a state”
MY MIND IS BLOWN
i found a street named florida street. i just woke up from a nap and when i read the sign, i said, “why is there a street named after Flo-rida?” and that was when i discovered the pun.
charl X it is a state....... a horrible horrible state. don’t go.
@@Isabel-ge1ou as a floridian i can confirm
"Watch out Parasite, there's a new epidemic in town"
_well you're not wrong_
Bottled uncontaminated air
@@minivinny5917
That's how pirating works
@@minivinny5917
My brother really likes Monster Hunter and fortnite (Degenerate simulator) that's why my channel is just that
Edit:
I subbed you too because payback
@@minivinny5917
Oh shit no it's bad-
Sez Yes it’s not even that big of an issue
Pretty sure "blind" man pushed his wife down the stairs.
skittzmusic I think you mean staris
"finally! I don't have to wear these stupid sun glasses!"
When you try to open up the fridge but then you hear a loud scream and a thud
That epiDEMIC joke...
Aged perfectly, just like wine made of milk.
(Wait when did this video come out--)
In February 😆
Pandemic** :)
Covid was still an epidemic whe this video was made
Now its a pandemic
*_Like a bad curry, mate_*
In February so it was before the mass quarentine
All that "look out Parasite, there's a new epidemic coming around, call the CDC" stuff had about 2 weeks before it became too real, lol
Honestly, Jarvis’s personality is so wholesome, he’s what the kids would call uh...babey
@Just Another Animation Channel Jarvis is totally babey, we Stan
lol tru
we got the readings and we've concluded that jarvis johnson is...
97.5% babey. that seems about right, we got this big ol' babey detection device all the way from the states.
You mean a cinnamon roll?
Babey!!! ùwú
7:47
His wife is going to haunt him for the rest of her unlife for all of the chores he probably got out of doing because he was pretending to be blind.
I'd say becoming a Colonel in the military made him pretty successful already.
Hey Jarvis, several members of my family are deaf or hard of hearing and I’d like to show them some of your videos, is there a way for you to open up community subs? I’d love to write subs for you in English and Spanish, since the auto captions can be super inaccurate.
I love this comment. I hope he responds. That’s super nice of you to do that for your family.
@@three7446 Unfortunately I think CZcams stopped the community sub feature, unless they’ve brought it back I remember earlier this year I was very dissapointed to learn it was going away.
@@Dogy0909 Jarvis has his own subtitles besides the autogenerated ones. Try clicking captions and clicking English-Default or something like that. If you needed Spanish specifically or any other language then I don't have any other ideas. Hope this helps in any way. 🙂
You can download certain browsers that are specifically for subtitles for sites such as YT. I forget the names of them, sorry, but im pretty sure you could google and find them. 😊
I think he just predicted the future with all the epidemic talk in the beginning of the video
Well actually covid was an epidemic at the time, but it was yet to be a pandemic
"Don't take for granted your whippings from your Dad, for some don't have whippings and some don't have a Dad." -MEMIC
@@MarkyMischlitt ...I'm pretty sure that by "don't have a dad" they meant that the dad died
@@drawingfrenzy915 I gotta wonder why he didn’t wonder about the original meme, about having no mom. He does know sperm isn’t the only thing needed to make a baby, right? 😂
@@drawingfrenzy915 or that they went to buy milk.
you know guys i’m starting to get the feeling that jarvis doesn’t like content farms. idk tho
Will Levine nah that can’t be
what makes you think that?
You know it’s all a joke right? He isn't actually against them. He has one of his own, remember.
Stop making such wild accusations child!
Idk I think ur kinda reaching
9:02
Share,
and make your loved ones aware,
of the stair,
before they slip and die,
while you're having an afair!
Damn !!!
@@gioryo7883 xD
1:30 watching this part after Coronavirus, hits different
“I don’t care how many people are in the world. I want you, end of story!”
I’m sorry is that a threat?
Y E S
I’m scared.
@dUcK
_You should be_
@@hammytrey6955 mega desk
"History will decide who's right, end of story"
Random reference I just wanted to make
“Watch out parasite” - Jarvis Johnson a filmography genius
Plot Twist: Demic is named as such after causing a global pandemic. COVID-19 is their strategy to get people to watch their content farm while we're all stuck in quarentine
The epidemic jokes didn't age too well
here's an even weirder thought: what if jersey demic isn't behind the content farm; what if the content farm company also created a rapper persona named jersey demic?
i mean it's no less random than the rest of the weird crap in their portfolio.
Yea that happens whith badabun
Content farmception
Meh.... It actually sounds like a My Story Animated shenanigan.
“I Used to be a Rapper Who Ran a Content Farm”
“It has 2 stars which is... some” -Jarvis 2020
It had 2 S T A R I S
You guys are getting it all wrong it's called, the pacer test is a-
I'd like to make a stupid point about the blind man story. A few years ago my face got pretty badly burned and I was suppose to end up with a bunch of scars (which I didn't somehow, I think sheer luck). But from the time he arrived at the emergency room and throughout the whole healing process my boyfriend went out of his way to tell me that no matter what, he'll always think I'm beautiful. And I have to say that despite not being too concerned with my appearance that made me feel a lot better.
I mean, it seems like the "blind man" may have pushed the wife down the sTaRiS after she realised he wasn't blind....? Or maybe I'm reading too much in to it- I just re-watched the 7 second riddles episode 🤣
“Simple formula for living:”
*continues to show 30 complicated steps and rules*
Just be happy! Goddamit.
I know the REAL Simple formula of living:
BREATHE
Why is mine just listening to music? Like actually I have a poster in my room that my gf made for me that says
“How to survive:
Listen to MCR
Listen to falling in Reverse
Listen to Green Day
Listen to Sleeping With Sirens
And most importantly,remember to light the candles on your Gerard Way shrine every night at sun down to prepare for your rituals to resurrect MCR”
I can say,I never forgot to light the candles on my Gerard Way shrine and now MCR is back.
Little does Jarvis know he relies on content farms to make content.
A plot twist to rival Sixth Sense.
He is a content farmer
Uh, no.
Maddie Patty lol perfect
Imagine content farming content farms
That epidemic joke at the start did not age well
i mean it wasn't an epidemic for very long so i guess you would be correct.
Now I'm wondering if Jersey Demic actually comes from Kosovo himself and his birth name was Jerzy Drmič
Yes. Demic sounds Southern Slavic.
god i hope
Lmfao
"BECAUSE THAT'S-A SPICY MEATBALL!"
"Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders"
1 am here and I'm trying not to laugh aloud.
noel? is that you?!
The videos are like the stories with morals that Michael Scott tells.
"You know, an employee will go home and he'll tell his neighbor, "Hey, did you get an award?" And the neighbor will say, "No, man. I mean, I slave all day. Nobody notices me."
The next thing you know, the employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor's house.
The neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition."
Cellos are the best,as a violin player I can say that that’s debatable (your name not the comment)
Dude I just saw that episode
@@thursdayeveryday3711 bro, literally, no joke, i was about to comment that
Keturah Jackson I play a bass, but yeah cellos have an amazing tone range
Cello player here.. good thing I got recognition so I don't have to hang myself
1:46
Oh, we're gonna have to call the CDC alright...
The fact he started talking about an epidemic about a month before coronavirus is actually fuckin’ scary
Did they hire the same artists as Wikihow? Cause its bad.
Moraca101 Omg! I was thinking the same thing
Do you think that the pictures were taken from some article and spun into the stories? (I’m guessing there’s multiple but I haven’t finished the video yet)
iirc wikihow artists are volunteers
Wikihow art is godly
Jayne and Jack are offend. :P
I like how his content hasn’t changed a bit with his size, keep it up.
...He used to make tech videos and inspirational videos.
@@certlovrboy1089 I just realized he's at over 1 million subs. Wtf when
"Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you"
Me and my mom, neither of whom can actually cook: 👁👄👁
My wife was scared that I wouldn’t love him because he’s actually a guy, so I pretended to get in an accident, thus turning me gay.
... Oof.
Edit: No, I'm not on your side.
Confusion
trans rights
Bruh moment
is this transphobic or not i can’t tell
i’m not joking i literally can’t tell so i’m just going to not like the comments just in case it is
at around 3:23 the third autofill suggestion is just "why" and honestly?? same
me
"Is this page run by my mom?"
Life's big questions.
I fucking lost it the "the Center for Da Meme Control" holy shit
“Watch out parasite, because there’s a new epidemic.”
One month later that joke could have been so much better
Jarvis: *posts more*
Me: :D
:)
Jarvis: Posts good content
Me: Baby yoda face
:-)
@@teej1696 Are you saying he normally posts bad content? Cause thats not true.
Brianna Kennedy No he always make excellent content don’t get me wrong
The blind man story is a whole episode from American dad
Whattt!!
@@AbomninableFrenchFry there's like an episode where Francine gets ugly because she wants to see if Stan only likes her for her looks, he's totally put off but hides it by making himself blind lmao
@@katie2275 oh my god lool
@@katie2275 that was my first episode I ever watched!! lol
Nice pfp 😳
“The sun is behind the moon that’s why it shines” -Jarvis Johnson
"There's a new epidemic in town, and it's going to be a problem. Someone better alert the CDC"
- Jarvis Johnson feb. 25. 2020
"At age 65 he was ready to...."
Yeah, yeah... Perform self forever sleep. You can just say that. That'd save you from the suicide of your monetization.
Go to bed and sleep / as my brother says “go sleepy”
@@anthonythejedi7101
Wrong sleep. But sure.
Self dead
I just got bummed out thinking about some old dude killing himself. Grandpas can't do suicide, that's just wrong.
@@GippyHappy
Oh you poor innocent thing....
"Your parents didn't leave you when you were young."
"Others don't have mothers."
These quotes shouldn't have come from the same place. Also, the first one is stupid in general.
D YellowMadness my dad left me when I was young. Also do they not know orphans exist?
Yeah like what about abusive parents? They might provide food to the kid but many just don't support them in anything else
Also some just provide food because otherwise they'll be charged with putting a child in danger by not feeding them, not because they actually care about the kid
Also parents who kill their children exist so...
They dont even know if there parents left them or not
RedK5 that part about the orphans..........that is what the quote is saying, that the person the speaker is speaking to has parents and should be blessed.........others don’t have parents, meaning the others are the orphans. the person who posted this thread was clearly dumb fucking moron. it’s very clear a lot of those things where from the chinese religion tha5 was popular before communist takeover......i can’t spell it well it is not buddhism , it worships the grandparent and parents it’s spelled like this: confcuciusism ok close enough, and the communist who took over chinas imperial rulers made religion illegal, though some still practiced in secret.
huh, whatever, Karen
The beginning of this video did not age well
Casey Neistat lmaooo
did jarvis just predict coronavirus...?
The corona virus was around before this video came out lol
This was made in September 2020
Sooooo Corona came first lol
"Mission is to create the best video content in the world!"
*MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME*
7:57 that doesn't make sense because he went blind before she got freckles
9:43, colonel sanders had a fucking laptop?
7:18 don’t you mean that DE escalated quickly?
The husband pushed the wife down the stairs cos he couldn't take acting blind anymore
Plot twist:
Staris*
" Never give up, cus death is a spicy meatball "
the epidemic jokes in this video did not age well.......
14:42 Jarvis reveals his passion for Love is Blind before the video is released
Jarvis’s shirt just made me realize it’s rune scape and not run escape
w h e e z e
I played that game it was really fun I just need to get membership cuz I got really bored a free to play
Living in NJ, I can confirm, we don’t spell stairs ‘Staris’
"Theres a new epidemic in town, and its getting to be a problem"
Jarvis predicted the next month
The ending "Just kidding I asked him and he said yeah" gets me every time
No one.
Literally no one on this planet.
Demic: *share and make your loved ones aware*
The best Javis reintroduction: "Welcome back to the bad times, things are bad now. But on the bright side, their much worse"
You,Kurtis,Danny and Drew have the same humor and I love it
The epidemic joke has aged well
I'm starting to think that Jarvis is the Chris Hansen equivalent but for Content Farms.
Would like but I don’t want to ruin the epic 69
Wait till they hit you with that "Eat your vegetables; there are starving children in Africa"
1:28-1:50 aged interestingly
11:29 as a person in NJ I can confirm this and I am happy that my state got Recognize by Jarvis :D
Me: * Checking everyday to see if Jarvis uploaded *
Jarvis: * uploads *
Me: The interior of my brain in which runs all of my organs and blood streams, have snapped from excitement. Therefore, causing me to perish to the after world, if there even is one.
What is the meaning of life?
“When will it all end?”
“No Brian, I’m a baby”
Just turn on post notifications
Umm...your heart runs your blood "streams" 😂
How does the brain snap
Guys your realize this is a comment right? Stop criticizing
@@jerseyhub9396 wait this is a comment? I thought this was a college essay... my bad. Just trying to educate today's youth on how the body works🧠♥️🏋️♀️ or maybe just cracking a joke...
“i need to stop talking about content farms,” ...or else i myself will become a content farm about content farms
"one day, we will depart on a journey free of cost"
Corona Virus : "The day has come."
Jarvis: Wears RuneScape shirt.
Me: Notices RuneScape is made of the words "run" and "escape".
He's trying to tell us something. Jarvis, blink twice if you're being held against your will.
When you see "content farm" in the title you know it's gonna be good.
Edit: He changed the title to “animated stories”, even better! 😭🙏
Now it just says memes in the title
**falls down stairs**
Well that de-escalated quickly
"Center for Di-Meme Control" dealt me precisely 2.4 psychic damage.
You’re right Jarvis, there is an epidemic in town, and in all the other town.
It’s called Covid-19
Jarvis take so long to upload cause he sees all the stuff he's gonna talk about and he just thinks in the shower till he gets the right roast 3 weeks after thinking in the shower
4:50
Simple formula for living:
Don't die
1:37 - Prophetic joke alert! 😷
"Theres a new epidemic in town."
*video is **20:20** long*
Jarvis: the rapper that runs a content farm
*lords scheme lords scheme*
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAYYY! *wheeze*
Ok second comment; I was having a bad day and this video made me feel way better. Idk if you read these when there's 1k+ comments but you're videos are great and they make my day
The epidemic jokes aged well I see
Ive been looking for a page that included my 3 favorite topic: rounded upper backs, colonal sanders, and banana facts. Thanks Jarvis/Demic!
3.49 : “parents didn’t leave you when you were young”
Me: Laughs in childhood abandonment
F
“How long is the new Jarvis Johnson video?”
“I don’t know, man...
I don’t have 20:20 vision!”
Ok I’ll leave.
Btw I frickin’ love your videos. Never change.
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion DUDE IT IS 20:20
Zamia Peters ummm... yeah? That’s why I said it.
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion NOICE
Zamia Peters thats the joke.....
Nice profile picture. It's pretty rare to see other MTT fans in 2020. :]
7:00 Freckles are pretty :(
That epidemic joke aged well..