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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2020
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  • @longtou6781
    @longtou6781 Před 4 lety +27008

    Jarvis posted this at 8pm because it’s the scariest time of the day

  • @happyconstructor
    @happyconstructor Před 4 lety +3069

    Some guy with a rake: (does his job and doesn’t talk to stranger children)
    Kids: this man is mentally ill

    • @reginald6643
      @reginald6643 Před 4 lety +10

      🤣🤣💀

    • @skaisathedutchie7003
      @skaisathedutchie7003 Před 4 lety +78

      Chills: as you can see this man is obviously posseeeeeessseeeedddd

    • @jaykilkenny4409
      @jaykilkenny4409 Před 4 lety +12

      And he's in an abandoned mansion.ABANDONED

    • @aaaah540
      @aaaah540 Před 4 lety +8

      To be fair, he was staring at them.

    • @winonarose7488
      @winonarose7488 Před 4 lety +75

      @@aaaah540 probably staring because they're a group of teenagers walking to an abandoned house

  • @onyxsavior7179
    @onyxsavior7179 Před 4 lety +5921

    God, I feel horrible for Jarvis. Poor dude is so lonely he made an imaginary girlfriend!

    • @aTristicionAXA
      @aTristicionAXA Před 4 lety +71

      i think you messed up Jarvis for Onyx Savior. Dumb mistake.

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 Před 4 lety +88

      click me plz oh god, I’m sorry, my bad.
      I don’t feel bad for Jarvis, I feel bad for myself

    • @Alibium
      @Alibium Před 4 lety +133

      Oh, so that is why he was talking to the air...

    • @novahaige1324
      @novahaige1324 Před 4 lety +84

      i know its so sad he even gave her a physical form built via carbon fused and combined light

    • @Alibium
      @Alibium Před 4 lety +7

      Dangerz Own who?

  • @tentaclest.tentacles5090
    @tentaclest.tentacles5090 Před 3 lety +4126

    honestly the "cult" ladies were just absolutely vibing. like dancing around a big fire in robes and red face paint as your friend burns her ex's belongings? sounds like a GREAT girl's night out to me. wish it wasn't in the form of shitty animation so I could show it to my friends for weekend plans

    • @diogenes3949
      @diogenes3949 Před 3 lety +91

      Honestly, I think that they were implying it was blood or something.

    • @abbyd2029
      @abbyd2029 Před 3 lety +225

      just a night with the girlies painting sigils on each other’s faces

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Před 3 lety +79

      Me and my homies are definitely trying this

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ Před 3 lety +3

      id do this honestly

    • @pietastix
      @pietastix Před 3 lety +3

      Mood.

  • @BleachedBlackSocks
    @BleachedBlackSocks Před 3 lety +3998

    Those weren't witches. They were lesbians.
    I'd know.
    I'm a witch and my girlfriend is a lesbian

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright Před 3 lety +77

      im partly lesbian-

    • @BleachedBlackSocks
      @BleachedBlackSocks Před 3 lety +116

      @@3starsburningbright my unofficial child is half lesbian too! They are a bi enby XD

    • @BleachedBlackSocks
      @BleachedBlackSocks Před 3 lety +66

      @@3starsburningbright no offense, if you dont wanna answer you dont have to.
      What if you get in a relationship with the opposite sex, would you suddenly no longer be sexually attracted to them?
      Also, I'm genderfluid, so I get what you mean.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright Před 3 lety +66

      @@BleachedBlackSocks well, im not that much attracted to males (no matter the sexuality), so the chances that i actually fall in love and date the person isnt THAT high. Plus, alongside abrosexuality, im also graysexual. So its also hard to fall in love in general. But if that does happen, i guess id rather settle down than just randomly fall in and out of love with the person.
      Okay and, most abrosexuals are only abro usually to find out what sexuality they really are, and that was the case with me.

    • @ddank2503
      @ddank2503 Před 3 lety +10

      well im siqma

  • @romansans1581
    @romansans1581 Před 4 lety +2589

    She “had” to delete the channel because if she didn’t, people would have searched up the tree video to verify the validity of the story.

    • @epiczombieslayer4444
      @epiczombieslayer4444 Před 4 lety +225

      what? noo it's totally real. After all, they're bio says they're real. The internet doesnt lie.

    • @willg3369
      @willg3369 Před 4 lety +13

      @@epiczombieslayer4444 she mentioned she deleted it so it's fake. And it's not a reupload because she said she didn't show her face.

    • @skidiscovery1381
      @skidiscovery1381 Před 4 lety +40

      yeah they knew it was fake that was the joke.

    • @schlattenjoyer3450
      @schlattenjoyer3450 Před 4 lety +37

      @@willg3369 r/whoooooosh

    • @patriottic7315
      @patriottic7315 Před 4 lety +10

      @@schlattenjoyer3450 At least spell it correctly

  • @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827
    @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827 Před 4 lety +3216

    CZcams animated stories: *I got killed in a school shooting but I survived*

    • @ryclipz8784
      @ryclipz8784 Před 4 lety +38

      LMAOOO SO UNDERRATED 😂🤣

    • @avril9019
      @avril9019 Před 4 lety +25

      This comment deserves more likes lmaooo

    • @abigaillabrie
      @abigaillabrie Před 4 lety +79

      ..and became world famous

    • @ivy8465
      @ivy8465 Před 4 lety +91

      Abigail La Brie and then discovered that my mom is my twin and my real mom was the school shooter

    • @ginjabiccie936
      @ginjabiccie936 Před 4 lety +46

      Ashlee Games And my dad was Donald Trumps son who is a donkey who is friends with an ogre

  • @silverfire1248
    @silverfire1248 Před 3 lety +2609

    Okay but can we talk about how his girlfriend just keeps looking at him like “this man is not all there but I love him anyways”

  • @vinda_da_lua
    @vinda_da_lua Před 3 lety +1335

    Conclusion: Sadie is secretly a witch

  • @zoltanfisher3140
    @zoltanfisher3140 Před 4 lety +2883

    The reason his girlfriend is so perfect for him is that she's imaginary

    • @itamarolmert3549
      @itamarolmert3549 Před 4 lety +82

      Who it's only him...

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 Před 4 lety +97

      Voice changers and 3d modelling tech have come so far! Too bad Jarvis' digital de-aging makes him look like Gamecube graphics🤠

    • @BlackPearl27
      @BlackPearl27 Před 4 lety +31

      Oh great I'm not crazy, he's alone there I thought he was talking to an imaginary friend or something

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 Před 4 lety +3

      Just like Joker’s gf

    • @EORheartcartoons
      @EORheartcartoons Před 4 lety +6

      They're both imaginary so it works out

  • @idiotsofwisdom1246
    @idiotsofwisdom1246 Před 4 lety +11546

    At first Jarvis was imagining he had a girlfriend but now I see his girlfriend too.

    • @Darkout412
      @Darkout412 Před 4 lety +695

      We're going crazy with him now too.

    • @kkd9
      @kkd9 Před 4 lety +377

      @@Darkout412 it's the quarantine talking

    • @Hyopsodus
      @Hyopsodus Před 4 lety +356

      Hi guys I’m new here, but what girlfriend?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 4 lety +265

      @@Hyopsodus
      quarantine hasn't taken over your mind yet

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth Před 4 lety +85

      For some reason I see Sadie too 0-0

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 Před 3 lety +1664

    Okay, quick thing about this "cult"
    It was probably a local coven, the full moon sacrifice is basically a way to end something (the sacrifice being symbolic) and the red paint representing a relationship. They've done a lot of research here, and the giving of a voodoo doll to the person the doll is intended to be is actually symbolic of your hopes for them to take fate into their own hands.
    They did well considering the rest of the content

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 3 lety +361

      These animated story channels are known for stealing stories from Reddit and such, so they might have stole the story from someone who saw a coven and thought it was a cult because they didn't fully understand what they were doing

    • @katiem656
      @katiem656 Před 3 lety +17

      Thanks for writing this

    • @PhoenixRoseYT
      @PhoenixRoseYT Před 3 lety +40

      I kinda love that voodoo doll part.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Před 3 lety +150

      @@PhoenixRoseYT most people think of voodoo as this horrible thing (specifically dolls) when really it's mostly a hopeful magic. To give someone a voodoo of them is to symbolise hope, control over one's life, etc. Voodoo is actually kinda wholesome

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Před 3 lety +70

      @@soda_boy2001 most people are oblivious to witchcraft practices, and still have the idea of live sacrifices. It's a massive pain, but I don't have a coven, so thankfully I don't have to deal with it

  • @liamchamberlain4572
    @liamchamberlain4572 Před 3 lety +1201

    “Hi, I’m Rick.”
    “Hi, Rick”
    Why is this so funny

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om Před 3 lety +50

      We're no strangers to love

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 Před 3 lety +38

      @@SM-qv2om You know the rules and so do I

    • @harmonizing8627
      @harmonizing8627 Před 3 lety +27

      @@lpsquestie3495 a full commitment's what I'm thinking of

    • @hotasice6475
      @hotasice6475 Před 3 lety +27

      @@harmonizing8627 You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    • @QuiltbagFleabag
      @QuiltbagFleabag Před 3 lety +22

      @@hotasice6475 I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

  • @simone991
    @simone991 Před 4 lety +3883

    Jarvis is talking to himself again
    Almost as if he has a girlfriend...

    • @ooohhh99
      @ooohhh99 Před 4 lety +112

      @Cyrowyd r/woooosh

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 Před 4 lety +46

      @@ooohhh99 *yt/woooosh

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 Před 4 lety +14

      well dang

    • @emmayount8458
      @emmayount8458 Před 4 lety +13

      its a joke lol
      he said that in a video a looooooong time ago.

    • @dartrevas
      @dartrevas Před 4 lety +3

      BlueToadTheBulbous
      You with your Yt/etc.
      That’s what she just explained. In a video “a long time ago” he made the joke. ???

  • @pimple_5785
    @pimple_5785 Před 3 lety +605

    What was Craig watching that he got recommended a girl talking about her feelings in a apple tree?

    • @jacksy3693
      @jacksy3693 Před 3 lety +25

      Pimple _ He was watching Pyrocynical, my guy

    • @delphinium1989
      @delphinium1989 Před 3 lety +62

      Probably those "I'm gay what do I do" videos filmed by 5 year olds in the broom closet

    • @jtm8514
      @jtm8514 Před 2 lety +27

      @@delphinium1989 Is that an actual genre??

    • @vincentvaile
      @vincentvaile Před 2 lety +15

      @@jtm8514 i hope so

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 Před 3 lety +83

    24:06 "How dare you talk about our private lives" is code for "How dare you expose the abuse we put you through behind closed doors"

    • @sabakurou_
      @sabakurou_ Před rokem +6

      yeah idk how they managed to make something funny from that story all i was thinking about was "poor traumatized kids"

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 Před 20 hodinami +1

      @@sabakurou_yeah, it was pretty bittersweet.

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Před 4 lety +6428

    Sadie looks gorgeous today, and I love her hair. Jarvis looks cute too, but this is about Sadie.

    • @chromso
      @chromso Před 4 lety +321

      oh no the replys to this comment are all going to be "SIMP" because you complimented a woman oh nooooo

    • @JY-pk7ie
      @JY-pk7ie Před 4 lety +76

      @@chromso what's up with simp lately

    • @xXcoolguyXx2011
      @xXcoolguyXx2011 Před 4 lety +51

      Girls can't simp over eachother

    • @azrael5145
      @azrael5145 Před 4 lety +360

      @@xXcoolguyXx2011 just watch me.

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. Před 4 lety +317

      @@xXcoolguyXx2011 wanna bet?

  • @OrdinaryAvocado
    @OrdinaryAvocado Před 4 lety +2890

    So he had an axe in the basement and he didn’t want to break down the door

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 Před 4 lety +398

      That would have taken logic, and we can’t have any of that in a fake animated story

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk Před 4 lety +41

      Tht is what triggered me

    • @TheMusicalKnokcers
      @TheMusicalKnokcers Před 4 lety +56

      he was in complete darkness because his phone was crushed, remember the 🔦

    • @yutaro3462
      @yutaro3462 Před 4 lety +42

      Because he needed to witness the cult

    • @d-righty
      @d-righty Před 4 lety +112

      He was too _polite_ to break down the door.

  • @jynxiebaby5137
    @jynxiebaby5137 Před rokem +41

    Funny, when my siblings and I were children we used the huge tree in our front yard to HIDE from our abusive parents. It made for a great hiding spot because if they wanted us to come down so they could punish us, they'd basically have to yell to the whole neighborhood that they were THAT angry with us.

  • @arson_jalapeno6902
    @arson_jalapeno6902 Před 3 lety +201

    Is anyone else confused about why he was talking to a pillow then whole time? And was he pretending that it was responding? Wow, quarantine must really be getting to him...

  • @user-wk6tp1og3l
    @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +1657

    I Became Pregnant And My Son Is The Second Jesus , So I Had To Move Out
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +57

      this means war
      My teacher bullied me, so i nuked his entire career

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +38

      @@koishikomeiji445
      my dad didnt return with the milk and now everyone is dead! sorry mom!

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +27

      @@koishikomeiji445I just found out that my girlfriend is my uncle!

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +24

      @@koishikomeiji445 My lover is hiding a secret,
      she indentifies as a couch!

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +25

      @@koishikomeiji445 I accidently ate a dictonary and i am now super smart!

  • @user-hl5ed9pd5g
    @user-hl5ed9pd5g Před 4 lety +2305

    Your girlfriend is too empathetic to be a commentator. Protect her at all costs she’s so sweet

    • @cascade7345
      @cascade7345 Před 4 lety +231

      What girlfriend? I know he has a joke where he talks to the air as his "girlfriend" but you are taking the joke too far

    • @addyd2616
      @addyd2616 Před 4 lety +58

      What girlfriend

    • @You-dn8ep
      @You-dn8ep Před 4 lety +76

      What’s a girl?

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 Před 4 lety +39

      @@You-dn8ep What's a?

    • @professionalshitbag744
      @professionalshitbag744 Před 4 lety +6

      @@theflano23 ...................

  • @RatBoi76
    @RatBoi76 Před 3 lety +317

    Craig got scared from the poop, he got ptsd: poop traumatic stress dissorder

    • @acidtrip2994
      @acidtrip2994 Před 2 lety +19

      post traumatic shitting disorder

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex Před 2 lety +6

      Poop toilet shitting disgustang

  • @samfogle922
    @samfogle922 Před 3 lety +75

    When you realize the kid could have used the axe in the basement to escape

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 Před 4 lety +1625

    I searched up the girl in the tree and what I find was even worse. “I married a tree for money” and “I’m slowly turning into a tree”

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth Před 4 lety +26

      lol me too . I wish Sadie's channel was called that :///

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 Před 4 lety +121

      Technically, the ‘I’m slowly turning into a tree’ could be true. There’s genetic diseases that can make your skin rough, almost like tree bark, and become hard as if stone/wood. Over time, if the skin isn’t scrubbed off, you can become immobile and look like a human tree.

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +45

      @@urgae9125 but lets not forget that we're talking about my story animated lol

    • @afooz
      @afooz Před 4 lety +6

      I did too, I saw that

    • @randomizer6553
      @randomizer6553 Před 4 lety +15

      i found i had ____ with a tree

  • @skydrawz
    @skydrawz Před 4 lety +6829

    All girls know nowadays is
    - McDonalds
    - Twerk
    - Be Bisexual
    - Start a ritual that requires a sacrifice at dawn on a Friday evening
    - Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours
    - Play loud music in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere
    - Film in apple tree
    - Eat hot chip
    - Lie

    • @badgershade8119
      @badgershade8119 Před 4 lety +506

      Not gonna lie this sums me up pretty well.

    • @soop5467
      @soop5467 Před 4 lety +664

      Damn, I only have two of those down. Bisexuality and, of course, Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours (I mean, what else am I supposed to do?)

    • @agents8318
      @agents8318 Před 4 lety +30

      😣

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez Před 4 lety +216

      Don’t forget filming in the Apple tree

    • @skydrawz
      @skydrawz Před 4 lety +122

      @@zeusrulez Ah of course, my apologies

  • @Hijinxy
    @Hijinxy Před 3 lety +195

    bruh that first one is just... a harmless Wiccan coven lol. do your meditation, sacrifice dried flowers and praise nature girls, go off

    • @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges
      @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges Před 2 lety +3

      Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!

    • @iown27andaquarterskinnedfu49
      @iown27andaquarterskinnedfu49 Před 2 lety +20

      @@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges AJSHAKDHJASHJ?????

    • @emmaswart2483
      @emmaswart2483 Před 2 lety +14

      @@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges cool! next time, keep it to yourself

    • @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges
      @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges Před 2 lety +1

      @@emmaswart2483
      Mark 16:15
      And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp Před 2 lety +2

      @@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges shut up

  • @autumnjunebug
    @autumnjunebug Před 3 lety +246

    The cult thing just sounds like a normal coven of witches (modern-day witches, that is.). A sacrifice generally doesn't mean anything like a person or an animal. Most of the time its just something valuable to that person/the people sacrificing it.
    Like during festivals like Lammas and Mabon, it is tradition for the witches/Wiccans/pagans celebrating to sacrifice some of the food eaten to whatever deity they choose (mainly a harvest goddess like Demeter).
    So, yeah, just normal coven things.

    • @autumnjunebug
      @autumnjunebug Před 3 lety +25

      @@angelicawasawo5840 yeah. A pentacle is a symbol of protection. And any time you're performing a ritual/doing spellwork, you're supposed to light a couple candles that match what you're doing.

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 Před 3 lety +2

      I- what? Modern day witches? I think being a witch is a cult, though all the other stuff you said sounded perfectly fine.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 Před 3 lety +8

      @@yestermorrow3223 religious rights in America my friend

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 Před 3 lety

      @@gorbsupreme7555 yeah you’re right

    • @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges
      @WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges Před 2 lety

      Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +2639

    “Hi everyone, my names Fiona. My parents disowned me because of my CZcams channel.”
    Person: * punches laptop *
    *Neil Breen, is that you?*

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Před 4 lety +442

    Kelly, sexual assault, stalking and kidnapping is no joke

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 4 lety +36

      Nor is locking someone in a basement for 4 hours >:(

    • @nyxowo8143
      @nyxowo8143 Před 4 lety +31

      @@user-wk6tp1og3l I'm not sure on the laws but I think purposely locking someone in a room against their will is kidnapping since they can't get out and away from the aggressor

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 Před 4 lety +6

      @@user-wk6tp1og3l He already listed kidnapping genius.

    • @rakshitha9926
      @rakshitha9926 Před 4 lety +2

      Don't forget kidnapping

    • @benh8153
      @benh8153 Před 4 lety +1

      MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

  • @pearachu5363
    @pearachu5363 Před 3 lety +27

    I searched "The Girl in the Tree" and the third result was "I'M SLOWLY TURNING INTO A TREE" by Dory Story

  • @shinobu-39
    @shinobu-39 Před 3 lety +14

    I can tell you that as a 16 year old, I was actually emotionally mature enough to reject someone with tact. I even rehearsed and stuff. I just never had the opportunity to...

  • @katawhampus9879
    @katawhampus9879 Před 4 lety +734

    random person: Looks at Rick
    Rick: I'm not sure they're mentally healthy.

  • @Batmantherealbatman
    @Batmantherealbatman Před 4 lety +566

    The reason she said "Craig" so grudgingly is because Craig is the enemy of Greg

  • @m4g1cM1KE
    @m4g1cM1KE Před rokem +19

    I called CPS when I was kid... My mom lied and as soon as they left my mom's abuse got worse. Just fyi bro.

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 Před rokem +8

      yeah cps is not that helpful, wish more people knew that

  • @joshanderson342
    @joshanderson342 Před 3 lety +46

    Growing up with Christian parents, I wasn’t allowed to play with Pokémon either. But they weren’t so brutal that they boarded up the kitchen 😂

    • @WisteriaBerlitz
      @WisteriaBerlitz Před 2 lety +1

      Did your parents make you hang around trees as well? 😂

    • @joshanderson342
      @joshanderson342 Před 2 lety +1

      @@WisteriaBerlitz lol no, my parents didn't like going outside that much

  • @mavillaf
    @mavillaf Před 4 lety +1384

    “Animated stories are still horrible”
    Everyone liked that

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 Před 4 lety +4

      At least they aren't shoved down our throats like a few years back

    • @zenoinfinite3244
      @zenoinfinite3244 Před 4 lety +2

      Everyone still liked that*

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 Před 4 lety

      @@zenoinfinite3244 YES

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 Před 4 lety +4

      But THEY ACTUALLY ANIMATED MY STORY isn't

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 Před 4 lety

      @@bearrett_8783 Yeah, Jarvis' parody channel. It's so hilarious but sadly true to how fake the storytime animation community can get.

  • @combust__
    @combust__ Před 4 lety +748

    No one:
    Fake animated story time channels: *MY DAD RAN OVER MY DOG AND DECIDED TO COOK IT AS OUR LUNCH OH AND ALSO MY GRANDMA IS A H O R S E*

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 Před 4 lety +38

      *AND ON A SIDE NOTE, MY MOM STOLE MY PHONE*

    • @emmayount8458
      @emmayount8458 Před 4 lety +24

      and also a CAR drove by my house! it was a ferrari.....

    • @epiczombieslayer4444
      @epiczombieslayer4444 Před 4 lety +25

      *AND MY MOM MARRIED A COOKING RAT*

    • @reyy1k
      @reyy1k Před 4 lety +21

      *MY TOE'S DOG WAS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE*

    • @vi4440
      @vi4440 Před 4 lety +21

      And I forgot to mention but I'm Jackie Chan

  • @simple_tutorial1
    @simple_tutorial1 Před 3 lety +75

    Jarvis: "Double the flavor, double the fun."
    Me: eating Chinese food and Mexican at the same time
    Also me: *thumbs up

    • @aerb3938
      @aerb3938 Před 3 lety +1

      Cannibal (re-read their sentence).

  • @camplesco2708
    @camplesco2708 Před 3 lety +124

    Jarvis getting upset about Pokemon evolutions is how I feel about seeing improper representation of my hyperfixations. lol

  • @nadiasalaheldin9147
    @nadiasalaheldin9147 Před 4 lety +995

    Every other CZcamsr's comment section when they feature their SO:
    *OMG! You guys are so cute*
    The unnamed fanbase:
    *JARVIS IS IMAGINING THINGS AGAIN*

    • @bowielolz
      @bowielolz Před 3 lety +41

      Jacksfilms: Am I a joke to you?

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk Před 3 lety +24

      @@bowielolz Free Erin!

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 Před 3 lety +11

      mara _ petition for jacksfilms to let Erin out of his basement

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yassjun4309 let's get to 10000!

    • @neitheism
      @neitheism Před 3 lety +4

      @Jesús Alberto Cavazos Calderón it means Significant Other

  • @laundrydetergent9122
    @laundrydetergent9122 Před 4 lety +519

    Tbh I think his girlfriend is wholesome

  • @domtheblack
    @domtheblack Před 3 lety +23

    "Start your channels"
    I've been thinking of doing this for a while now. Thank you for adding that little bit of support and encouragement. It's really helpful.

  •  Před 3 lety +51

    "In India dinner starts at 8pm"
    Spanish people: hold my 11pm dinners
    I still can't get over the rest of the world thinking 8pm is late for dinner xd

    • @itsbobatea8733
      @itsbobatea8733 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m Indian and when I learned that others ate dinner around 6pm I was like :000

    •  Před 3 lety +3

      @@itsbobatea8733 RIGHT, like omg, I finish eating at like 3/4 pm, how can someone have dinner at 6? That's in the afternoon!!!!!

    • @Singingtater24
      @Singingtater24 Před 3 lety +5

      At my house, we eat dinner at 5. I couldn't imagine waiting until 8 or 11 to eat dinner.

    • @Singingtater24
      @Singingtater24 Před 3 lety +2

      @ I mean, 6pm is actually in the evening, but okay.

    •  Před 3 lety +1

      @@Singingtater24 It isn't waiting that much because we normally eat at 2/3pm, but like, if you have dinner at 5 then there's no way you're not going to be hungry later, what time do you go to bed????? Or wake up? I'd be starving on breakfast
      For me 5 is definitely afternoon, even in winter it's still daytime until like 6pm, and in summer when there's sunlight untill 9 how do you manage to go so much time without eating???

  • @tryingmybest3744
    @tryingmybest3744 Před 4 lety +1622

    I feel like this is getting out of hand, however we get quality Jarvis content soooo I mean they can keep it coming.
    Edit: well fuck that’s a lot of likes

    • @i-man872
      @i-man872 Před 4 lety +4

      Why

    • @wideride8320
      @wideride8320 Před 4 lety +20

      I hope the content mill never stops churning so we never run out of Jarvis fuel.

    • @ethanfawson5952
      @ethanfawson5952 Před 4 lety +6

      @@i-man872 cause now there are two of them.

    • @clammed1722
      @clammed1722 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey, if you like memes I just posted 17 minutes of pure memes to make your day better :)

    • @wabek5882
      @wabek5882 Před 4 lety

      @@ethanfawson5952 damnit i was going to say that

  • @prsdnt_frgh
    @prsdnt_frgh Před 4 lety +7144

    Wow Jarvis your CGI skills are getting really good, I mean the fake girlfriend is professional level

    • @nojustno4209
      @nojustno4209 Před 4 lety +409

      Yeah! It almost fooled me! I wonder when he had the time to learn?

    • @unironicallyablueraspberry4959
      @unironicallyablueraspberry4959 Před 4 lety +206

      It’s a paid actor

    • @crossmane
      @crossmane Před 4 lety +224

      What girlfriend he was talking to himself the whole time

    • @IAzad07
      @IAzad07 Před 4 lety +50

      Haydan Tran yeah it was a fake person he was talking to air

    • @liamdoinsomething6017
      @liamdoinsomething6017 Před 4 lety +19

      no idots it’s obvious that the girlfriend is real

  • @Wa-Zi
    @Wa-Zi Před 3 lety +254

    Can we talk about how beautiful Jarvis’ girlfriend looks even though she is sitting next to the peak of man kind

    • @RobertNeDlro
      @RobertNeDlro Před 3 lety +16

      who ????????????????????? he has a girl??

    • @diso1950
      @diso1950 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RobertNeDlro the girl next to him

    • @RobertNeDlro
      @RobertNeDlro Před 3 lety +26

      @@diso1950 what girl? i think you're seeing things

  • @toucans_palette
    @toucans_palette Před 3 lety +28

    I love how he lowers his voice whilst speaking to his girlfriend

  • @october_opal4487
    @october_opal4487 Před 4 lety +499

    I feel like these fake stories are the plots of rejected Netflix shows

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Před 3 lety +11

      That can't be true, Netflix doesn't reject shows.

    • @HotChocolate2070
      @HotChocolate2070 Před 3 lety

      why is this underrated ????
      😂🤣

    • @Robo-xk4jm
      @Robo-xk4jm Před 3 lety

      @@mechanomics2649 they do, if they're as bad as these fake animated story channels

    • @calebclark6918
      @calebclark6918 Před 3 lety +1

      Mechanomics if they didn’t Netflix would be horrible

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Před 3 lety

      @@Robo-xk4jm I mean , it's a joke.

  • @AJGaming-fg8vq
    @AJGaming-fg8vq Před 4 lety +1121

    Why is there a gardener at an abandoned house

  • @blitz3703
    @blitz3703 Před 3 lety +17

    Gardener's mind: "oh I miss being young and hanging out with my friends"
    Kids: There's this creepy gardener staring at us...

  • @StarFried
    @StarFried Před 2 měsíci +5

    so convenient how she deleted the channel at the end of the story, making it impossible to search it up for the viewers of the animated video

  • @arctic_angel7408
    @arctic_angel7408 Před 4 lety +937

    the igglybuff evolution chain looks like: jigglypuff > wigglytuff > bigger wigglytuff

  • @qorrid5485
    @qorrid5485 Před 4 lety +595

    im like 8 minutes in and im just saying the "cult meeting" sounds like some alt girls having a dance party, cosplayers making tiktoks, or a coven of witches just trying to practice their religion

  • @mushi3120
    @mushi3120 Před 3 lety +14

    Tbh, the one about the abusive parents was actually somewhat realistic-
    I actually almost got disowned and my old YT channel deleted from a situation similar to hers-

  • @joemamacaprisun
    @joemamacaprisun Před 3 lety +31

    plot twist:
    the 'gardener' was Kelly`s dad and she was just embarrassed to see him

  • @devhausstudios4377
    @devhausstudios4377 Před 4 lety +571

    Jarvis, how do you not realize that Sadie is the cult leader? That's why she was so chill about the whole thing

  • @mrge1287
    @mrge1287 Před 4 lety +273

    Kevin and Roger: **does whatever Kelly says to do**
    🔔 S I M P A L E R T 🔔

  • @honor6200
    @honor6200 Před 3 lety +30

    Nobody:
    Animated stories: I gave birth to Jesus at 6 and then disowned him

  • @Galactum
    @Galactum Před 3 lety +26

    16:43 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT JARVIS’ DISAPPOINTED REACTION

  • @jess090
    @jess090 Před 4 lety +495

    These channels be like: It all started when my mom forgot to show up to my birth.

    • @adityanegi1604
      @adityanegi1604 Před 4 lety +65

      It all started on my birth, when both of my parents failed to show up.

    • @_hella.swaggy.god_
      @_hella.swaggy.god_ Před 4 lety +21

      Aditya Negi it all started at my conception where my parents forgot to show up

    • @verderhapsody
      @verderhapsody Před 4 lety +29

      And was raised by Ocelots?

    • @3daniku
      @3daniku Před 4 lety +38

      Doofenshmirtz

    • @Rialyss22
      @Rialyss22 Před 4 lety +6

      It all started when hyenas ate my family and then took me under their wing

  • @big_stupid4924
    @big_stupid4924 Před 4 lety +422

    Parents: how dare you talk about our *private* lives!
    Also parents: tell ALL YOUR relatives about your bad grade

  • @belle4774
    @belle4774 Před 2 lety +18

    Jarvis getting upset over an inaccurate Pokémon evolution chain might just be the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

  • @OnSpray
    @OnSpray Před 3 lety +11

    “slept like a BAE BE”
    in another video: MY NAME IS BAE BE

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 Před 4 lety +592

    THE MULANEY REFERENCE WE STAN

  • @mochacrossing1567
    @mochacrossing1567 Před 4 lety +582

    Girl: Is your kitchen open so late?
    Other girl: *bobs head*

    • @sapphinese
      @sapphinese Před 4 lety +19

      Melody0Crossing oh my god she’s having a seizure quick someone put a wallet in her mouth

    • @clammed1722
      @clammed1722 Před 4 lety +1

      I posted 17 minutes of pure memes for you to enjoy during boredom!

    • @astrofornaught
      @astrofornaught Před 4 lety +2

      @@clammed1722 no one cares

    • @kapitanbach7411
      @kapitanbach7411 Před 4 lety +3

      @@clammed1722 yeah I agree with the other guy no one cares

    • @atmnnn
      @atmnnn Před 4 lety +3

      @@clammed1722 thanks dude, but don't advertise on other channels :) there's plenty of other ways to get people's attention; maybe try Reddit or Twitter or etc

  • @SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial

    6:15 He said he tried everything to opent that door.
    So either he didn't see the axe or this wooden door just can't be destroyed

  • @yourbigzaddy9588
    @yourbigzaddy9588 Před 2 lety +8

    i love watching people who don’t go on camera a lot slowly get comfortable and more interested. it’s kind of sweet to watch

  • @godess_call
    @godess_call Před 4 lety +644

    ”Yo bro, my daughter failed her math test again. You gotta tell her how much of a disgrace she is to the family.”
    ”For the last time brother, I don’t care about my niece’s shitty math skills. Now would you stop calling me, I’m having an important job meeting right now!”

    • @NoName-kj2vf
      @NoName-kj2vf Před 4 lety +11

      Part of the same video has people commenting on the video asking if it’s fake, BUT EVERYTHING IS FAKE

  • @otiscrowder4027
    @otiscrowder4027 Před 4 lety +464

    So this kid is in a basement behind a wooden locked door for 4 hours and doesn't take a second glance at the axe?

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 Před 4 lety +29

      Right? Like, if I saw one, I'd be doing 'Here's Johnny!' after about 20 minutes!

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 Před 4 lety +26

      Nah he was too polite to do that. I mean what if someone lived in that ABANDONED house?

    • @Rialyss22
      @Rialyss22 Před 4 lety +3

      It was too dark to see?

    • @inactivechannel6365
      @inactivechannel6365 Před 4 lety +4

      It was pitch black. He couldn't see anything. If we pretend that this wasn't all fake, of course.

    • @randommemesweekly4417
      @randommemesweekly4417 Před 4 lety +1

      blue dragonfly exactly what i was thinking

  • @leila416
    @leila416 Před 3 lety +19

    Animation channel be like:I was sent to prison and met a priest that stole my dad's memory and reset the world

  • @freshyow8476
    @freshyow8476 Před 3 lety +9

    If there was an axe on a shelf why didn’t he grab it and break the door

  • @d1sasteroid
    @d1sasteroid Před 4 lety +1269

    i like her !! but who is this jarvis guy everyone is talking about?

  • @vampirebicth
    @vampirebicth Před 4 lety +263

    these women: *listening to music, meditating, having a bonfire*
    this guy: WITCH CULT

    • @violet-ut6hg
      @violet-ut6hg Před 4 lety +10

      fr its just a coven 😔😔 let em vibe

  • @ayleekmcgee
    @ayleekmcgee Před 3 lety +15

    am i the only one who noticed or recognized john mulaney say "Ima push him" ?

  • @thatonedudeinyourshed56
    @thatonedudeinyourshed56 Před 3 lety +6

    19:14 i was have expecting for to say cursing was punished by death

  • @restro3058
    @restro3058 Před 4 lety +934

    “Wasn’t this reaction a bit over the top?”
    It’s literally illegal to throw your children, under 18 out of the house

    • @Whitness1211
      @Whitness1211 Před 3 lety +109

      Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen

    • @rio132
      @rio132 Před 3 lety +14

      Just a little bit over the top just a little...

    • @consumebees1404
      @consumebees1404 Před 3 lety +30

      because it's illegal means it not *supposed* to happen

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l Před 3 lety +35

      @@consumebees1404 like jarvis said himself dancing to the national anthem to illegal
      what if i want to shake my ass to the banner :(

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 Před 3 lety +9

      I don't think they care about it being legal when your disowning your kid

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri Před 4 lety +397

    No one else mentioning how Jarvis's girlfriend kept implying she's a witch, and the one depicted is wearing red just like her, looks like her, has a nice attitude like her, and all thats missing is the makeup. *_Coincidence? I think not!_*

  • @NoName-ld7gg
    @NoName-ld7gg Před 3 lety +4

    “You shouldn’t be eating last 8pm...”
    Me: *inhaling ice cream at 10:30pm*

  • @HeyItsQuayshawn
    @HeyItsQuayshawn Před 3 lety +10

    The 2nd story seemed kinda believable bc the abusive attitude & silence are kinda accurate.

  • @mydudestudios6244
    @mydudestudios6244 Před 4 lety +338

    As a cult leader, this video is highly offensive to me

  • @melodyyraiin
    @melodyyraiin Před 4 lety +395

    “Animated stories are still horrible”
    Yeah I think we know lmao

  • @sydneysonnleitner2680
    @sydneysonnleitner2680 Před 3 lety +7

    17:00 it’s 5am and I’m desperately trying not to wake my dog, I think I’m crying 💀

  • @Meatle.
    @Meatle. Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine just chilling in your house with a few friends, listening to queen or something, you find someone in your basement and they just assume you and your friends are doing some kind of ritual.

  • @JAProductions494
    @JAProductions494 Před 4 lety +513

    The only reason the girl said that she deleted the channel was because there was no channel to begin with and they just don’t want people finding it out

  • @SigmaThoughts
    @SigmaThoughts Před 4 lety +133

    "You shouldn't eat past 8pm"
    me: *looks down to a plate of lasagna after 11 pm*
    me: *sweats intensely*

    • @caspergv1017
      @caspergv1017 Před 4 lety

      Sounds like you could use some sweating

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 Před 4 lety +5

      The boys eating beans at 3am: *Also sweats*

  • @TheIceCreamWizard
    @TheIceCreamWizard Před 3 lety +13

    kelly: tries to kiss rick
    rick: no, i will do a book
    kelly: once more from the top
    me with the phone: 📞🙂 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

  • @anotherasmrgirl9909
    @anotherasmrgirl9909 Před 3 lety +4

    “You shouldn’t be eating past 8p.m.”
    Me grabbing a snack for dinner at 11:25 p.m. -- 👁👄👁

  • @blue4155
    @blue4155 Před 4 lety +357

    The girl in the tree sounds like a ripoff of the "you're grounded, get on top of the fridge" vine lmao

    • @arabellaallen5613
      @arabellaallen5613 Před 4 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/K9lLGfbLEUE/video.html

    • @boboblueblue2
      @boboblueblue2 Před 4 lety +1

      Literally my first thought! Lmao

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 Před 4 lety

      @@arabellaallen5613 I actually thought it was the same girl as the animated story I freaked out 😂 but that was weirdly... Poignant?

  • @Lu4455
    @Lu4455 Před 4 lety +1675

    Jarvis is like the Doctor. He’s seen so much weird stuff that he needs a human companion to remind him that huge space wars and unicorns and time travel are not normal.

  • @Al_MustafaHaider
    @Al_MustafaHaider Před 2 lety +25

    Just how Sadie looks at Jarvis when he’s talking to the camera is so beautiful. You know she loves him with all her heart.

    • @ImThatRandomGrrrl
      @ImThatRandomGrrrl Před 2 lety +3

      They're not together anymore. He announced it in a tweet last November.

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    Them recreating the scenes at 19:33 had me ROLLING-😭

  • @trinurfav
    @trinurfav Před 4 lety +321

    i don't even think storybooth, where this all originated from, is anywhere near as popular as these fake channels lmfao

    • @obama_cricket
      @obama_cricket Před 4 lety +41

      Which is sad

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn Před 4 lety +37

      I remember watching Storybooth all the time when I was younger and now we have this low quality, fake bullshit all over CZcams

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly Před 4 lety +30

      It's because they can't do super clickbaity titles and ultra-sensationalized stories because they don't make everything up. It's stupid. They deserve better.

    • @insanepersondrawing
      @insanepersondrawing Před 4 lety +14

      The sad thing is, is that storybooth is real.

    • @letmedeletemyaccountohmygo3089
      @letmedeletemyaccountohmygo3089 Před 4 lety +11

      yeah, a lot of storybooth stories were *real* , educational, well made, and hand animated. all the new ones are just... bad :/

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 Před 4 lety +301

    Plot twist: Sadie was that cult leader/life coach

    • @adrianroque6990
      @adrianroque6990 Před 4 lety +16

      That’s a character arc right there

    • @addyd2616
      @addyd2616 Před 4 lety +8

      Huh? Who’s Sadie? Jarvis was talking to himself this whole vid

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 Před 4 lety +1

      @@addyd2616 this joke isn't funny.

    • @airamplane1234
      @airamplane1234 Před 4 lety +4

      @@waluigi7331 yeah, it's not funny. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

    • @pelicanman96
      @pelicanman96 Před 4 lety

      Yo she's totally a witch

  • @marsisntreal
    @marsisntreal Před 3 lety +8

    i love how Jarvis is trying nit-pick the videos but Sadie, being the perfectly functional human she is, keeps telling him that they aren't bad

  • @caseymiranda4423
    @caseymiranda4423 Před 3 lety +9

    Jarvis: we went on hiatus, but we’re back now
    Me: *cries in 18 months*

  • @Razer__
    @Razer__ Před 4 lety +967

    Actually Happened has deleted all their content.
    Me: We won Mr. Stark

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays Před 4 lety +1009

    Poor Jarvis’s girlfriend, quarantine’s getting to her so hard that she has an imaginary CZcamsr boyfriend

  • @Beetholomew
    @Beetholomew Před 3 lety +3

    16:11 fuck man, I knew a good amount of families who didn't allow their kids to play Pokemon for the same reason. My parents told me not to ever talk about the game because they didn't want to hurt our family's reputation in the congregation

    • @Beetholomew
      @Beetholomew Před 3 lety

      wait- fuck why is this family a lot like my own

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur Před 2 lety +8

    Jarvis and his girlfriend have INCREDIBLE chemistry, they're so fun to watch together

    • @flyingpigproductions5934
      @flyingpigproductions5934 Před 2 lety +9

      It's too bad they broke up :/

    • @10lauren46
      @10lauren46 Před 2 lety +2

      @@flyingpigproductions5934 damn thats what I thought and it made me sad

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah I'm glad they're still friends they have a great dynamic