Bad Relationship Memes For Heartbroken Teens
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2019
- I recently discovered a treasure trove of bad relationship advice and emo memes on instagram so this is me talking about that.
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#jarvisjohnson - Komedie
i am man seeking thuth
t h u t h
sbeve
Emotional
K
i must find thuth of my existence
3 Things I can’t control
-Smile on my face when I see you
-Tears in my eyes when I miss you
-Things that I cannot control
This chaos... I cannot control!
*Big brain*
So deep...
Oh shit
@@saitamabutwithhair413 🙂Idk what jams is but no i can't
Three things that I can't control:
-Smile on my face when I see you
-The fact that I don't know how to count
This should have so many more likes.
Fuck I didn’t expect that. Made me laugh
Pfffft this is perfection
Oof
It took me a while to figure this out
"girls usually can't make eye contact with the person they love" i'm autistic
You're in love with everyone
@@lpsquestie3495 finally, confirmation that everyone on the autism spectrum is pansexual. You have no idea how long I been looking for this.
I hate when people say lack of eye contact is a sign of submission. I'll kick yr ass, eyes are just annoying
Im severe ADHD and my boyfriend is autistic and we literally *only* make eye contact with each other cuz we're super close. I hate eyes. Theyre awful. Like. Eye contact makes me feel panicked.
@@malchickoleander yeah I know some autistic people who eye contact causes physical pain for. For me personally it just makes it impossible to register what the person is saying and I feel slightly uncomfortable, and I'm sure I make the other person uncomfortable by flitting back and forth between each eye and their lips in hopes I can figure out what they're saying lmao, so it's just best if I look elsewhere. It just ain't worth it to uphold made up social standards for any of us
(Warns! Will mak u cri)
Gf: am pretty?
Bf: no
Gf: u lov me?
Bf: no
Gf: u would cri if u left me?
Bf: no
Gf run in front of car cring. She die at funeral, bf say “ur not pretty, ur beautiful. I don’t lov u, I need u. I won’t cri if i leave u, I die
liek if this mak u cri evrytiem
God that was hell for my phone’s autocorrect
Gets me every time 😭
You mean "gats mu evrytiem"
So sad 😭
i cried rel tearZ glad iM not the only 1 hoo fels this way 💔💔
Age is just a number.
Jail is just a room.
@@just_peachy8315
It's the same
@@just_peachy8315
Oh oof :v
Sorry.
LMAO
And the soap is slippery.
Life is just something you live just to live it
"Age is just a number"
And jail is just a room
And hell is just a place
And eternal infernal torture is just a punishment for being a pedophile
and the electric chair is just furniture
@@stanstanstan2597 pretty sure god himself is a pedophile but ok
@@nra3zehuti781 hes always watching, right?
@@nra3zehuti781 Wow...way to disrespect an entire religion. Also, the Bible doesn't really mention masturbation like that or condemn it. Blame the creepy pastors or, better yet, do some research before you disrespect an entire group of people.
i feel like “crying my best” should have a comeback right about now lol
Lol
Yeah. I'd buy multiple colors
bring it back again 🔥
It honestly sounds like a song I’d listen to
This is a far superior phrase for a T-shirt.
“Hey, I’m pregnant.”
“Now why are you upset.”
“I’m not?”
“It's alright, you want to fight, you've got a hunger, I was just like you when I was younger. Head full of fantasies of dyin' like a martyr?”
“Yes.”
“Dying is easy young man, living is harder.”
“Why are you telling me this?
I’m being honest
...
We are a powder keg about to explode
I need someone like you to lighten the load
So?”
The Hamilton reference made my day. Oh and I cut out the one line cause it didn’t fit the theme here.
Why are you telling me this?
I'm being honest. I'm working a third of what our Congres has promised. We are a powder keg about to explode. I need someone like you to lighten the load. So?
Emma A (i am not throwing away my shit (i am not throwing away my shit) (i am not throwing away my shot)
@@breademojiwheatemoji4003 glad tp know you dont throw away your shit
istg i thought this would be normal and after the "im not" i kept screaming at myself to stop making everything about hamilton than i read the rest
Tears are usually 1% water and 99% feelings but sometimes they're 1% water and 99% onions
I thought tears was teens.
Lol
Shardflower yes but teens are still 99% onions
@@toastpsycho5354 I like eating teens.
Shardflower AND I LIKE DICING AND CUTTING THEM
"age is just a number"
Yeah. And statutory rape is just a phrase.
Well it's also a good way to end up in jail !
Which is a room
Jail is just a place
@@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo Yeah, I'm sure you'd wanna go live there anyday.
911 is just a number
*She loved him...*
*But he loved a netherite sword with unbreaking III and smite II 😔*
he should get some better enchantments
I think i have a sharpness 4 book in my enderchest
Do you want it?
@@susieaxemurdereri was gonna say like.. smite???? really?? lame ass enchantment catch me with knock back or sharpness or that fire one
Fun Fact: Tom only pretends to jate Jerry because if he didn't the family would replace him with a cat that actually wants to kill jerry
Goals ❤️
Doesn’t he face regular bodily harm because to Jerry? I think this might be an abusive relationship.
@@SorowFame it's fine he's masochistic.
das fun :)
but why does the family want jerry to die
S(he) s(hit) (her)self
14 year olds: 😭😭😭
Ssself
I'm dying lol
S(he) be(lied)ve
he lied.
*Sbeve*
SBEVE CONTINUED
Damn so deep
Damn I was getting real into that “I Trusted You” song and then “thuth” happened
same bro. same.
yeah..
thuth made it better
I thuthed you...
Yeah same
“age is just a number”
*and hell is just a sauna*
This made me laugh way too hard
Jarvis’ advice to teens at the end is actually really good, tho. Like yeah, don’t be worried about “wasting” your time as a teen. Chances are it’s not a waste and you will treasure that time you spent doing whatever you wanted later in life.
I'm 36, and I don't regret wasting my teen years on the things I did. My twenties, on the other hand 😳
Edit: I do wish I had had money and opportunity to learn things I was interested in, that I thought I could always learn as an adult, like playing the guitar or driving.
Also probably, in hindsight, should have talked to a doctor about the weird episodes I was having, rather than not telling people and low-key thinking I might be psychic... turns out those weren't actually instances of "thing from dream happened in real life the next day", but rather "absence seizures and your brain duplicating the information it's taking in and deciding that since you've never been here before in reality it must have happened in a dream. Or whatever, brain broken, takapill makit stop."
@Shivansh Upadhyay There's plenty of things on the screen that can be very useful for learning. Although it's best to make sure you get some excercise and sun each day as well, and get used to trolls and cyberbullying
I completely agree. The thing he said about “things getting better if you let them” HIT HARD
It was for sure a sweet talk at the end of a video that I didn’t know I needed
@@tinnagigja3723Damn dude. my two best friends have seizure disorders too, but neither of them know exactly what kind of episodes they experience yet.. Do you see someone for yours now? I hope you’re doing okay :)
"Age is just a number when u love someone :)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him...
🎵*I thought I had it all together* 🎵
Joonie Moonie 69th like
Linda Flores me got him?
@@lakumowo I'm pretty sure it was just a small typo and meant to type *we...
@@lakumowo it was a typo!
7:57 "age is just a number"
"sir, you're 42. You can't be in a relationship with my 7 year old daughter."
Hol up
@Yeet God so is 911
@Yeet God that comment was probably a joke too
hate when those pesky dads are like "no you can't date my underage daughter!" like bro, shut up I'm older than you
@@CJ-iz3mp ;-;
jarvis: "pregnant, the sequel"
ad immediately after: "am i... pregnant?"
Lol
am i pargant?
34+2 weeks ... *pregananant*
Welp, that baby got to be arriving soon
Can oo get....preganté?
jarvis: is this an authors note in the middle of the story
me, who spent four years on fanfic sites where authors notes in the middle of stories were not uncommon: don't.... don't take me back there.......
*wattpad flashbacks intensify*
Oh no, it's happening again
Age, weight, distance, and height are just numbers
So are prisoner mug shots, prisoner numbers, and the jail cell I’m in
Doggo Vlogs that took a weird turn
Doggo Vlogs mug shots aren’t numbers lol but good point
Don’t forget restraining orders
Thuth
Weird Flex but okay
petition for jarvis to make a song out of edgy and sad teenage quotes
He lied
She believed,
Jealous
Hurt
Finish the song
I came to the comments to suggest that exact thing... I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Please let this become a reality.
I sign
this should be on his album, 5 Minute Raps
Signed!
Post: girls usually can’t maintain eye contact with the person they love
Me who has ADHD which causes my eyes to get distracted a lot during a conversation: ..well I guess I’m in love with everyone...how lovely
Yeah same. You ever feel like looking at any part of the person you're talking to will come across as weird, so you just look past them and get distracted by something behind them?
i either cannot focus on a person or i Stare at them no in betweens
and then there's me with ADHD who stops listening and zones out mid-conversation. I forget to look away when that happens and it seems as though I'm staring deep into the eyes of the people I talk to, when reality, I'm daydreaming vividly...
But I'm also aroace, so maybe they're onto something
Direct eye contact with anyone other than friends or family makes me extremely uncomfortable
i think jarvis made this video secretly wanting to flex his singing abilities
Him: Are you pregnant
Her: Well yes but actually no
PhysiX well no but actually yes
***BREATHES IN PREGNANT***
Am I gregnant?
@@Yumi-wy3ds
Pregante~
Hey Vsauce, Michel here!
Actually tears are, on average, around 20% sodium, 25% oxygen, and 55% hydrogen, but okay.
Shit I’m crying partial salt again
J̸u̸n̸i̸i̸p̸e̸r̸ o̸͟͞h̸͟͞ n̸͟͞o̸͟͞
actually i think they’re more like 10% luck, 20% skill, and 15% concentrated power of will
@@basiliska 10+15+20=90%
You right
HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE FACT THAT JARVIS RICKROLLED ALL OF US!?
m.czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@GA_131 why did I click on that link 🤦🏼
@@Berrysphoto It’s a rickroll isn’t it
@@shinyintp2064 well yes
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS
"Age is just a number"
Prison is just a house
A noose is just a rope
A gun is just an object
"The Thuth" by Jarvis "Detective Hoodie" Johnson deserves a Grammy
Absolutely
Bae was all distant, so I was like
Bae, just tell me the thuth.
"age is just a number when u love someone"
yea tell that to the predators
Honey, they use that all the time. Why don’t you just change it to ‘The Cosby Excuse’?
Ain't that the thuth
Pro tip: DO NOT tell this to the predators!
jail is just a room ☺️
perijaz nice profile pic
My favorite part about Jarvis singing is you can tell exactly what he listened to without him telling us what music he liked
The author notes are real and they are called JK's twitter
My thoughts exactly
"Dude, so you slept with a girl? Did you lose your virginity?"
Him: *Yes, but actually no*
Hi this is a reply
@@dr.alphys Hi this is a reply to a reply
@@kiwimarshall3937 hi this is the spanish inquisition
@@kiwimarshall3937 Hi this is a reply to the reply for the reply.
Doodle DeVore hi this is a reply to the reply to the reply
That dumbledore fetish thing sounds like something Jk Rowling would post on her twitter
Yeah thats probably what it came from
"intense sexual relationship"
@@chalseoko skskskskskks
Yeah
@@someonewithachannel9388 666TH LIKE
why did him singing these sound like actual 2000’s fall out boy
I was thinking All Time Low but you’re right
My tears are 99% seasonal allergies.
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Me: hi pregnant I'm dad
hi dad i'm hungry
@@alexx-ec5jv hi hungry I'm dad
Girlfriend: no, you're not
Girlfriend: yeah about that...
Hi Dad I'm stuff
“That ones from Ghandi” I spit my drink out
Gandhi*
@@bigphatdingus2687 Grammar*
@@bigphatdingus2687 There's a difference between names and grammar
Snek Boi don’t you talk about my grandma
@@bigphatdingus2687 uh, ok.
12:14 the fact that Jarvis predicted JK Rowling annotating Dumbledore's bedroom kinks impresses me
Along with his amazing singing, which need to be turned into an album
Wait, they did? That's...interesting, certainly something I wouldn't do as an author, lest I was writing an erotica, but interesting-
@@damienearl1310 Well, there will certainly be a part of your demographic that will enjoy that part of the book, regardless of what it's genre and tone is...
i turn 14 in three months and i’m terrified because i’ll _understand_ these now
edit: i understand
Well, how's it been?
@@haphuongnguyen3358 They turned 14. Of course it's been horrible! Remember when you were 14? It's a tough time.
Me Turing 14 in 4 days: 👁👄👁
@@haphuongnguyen3358 i absolutely despise it
@@gentlesandladymen so, are you 14 and those memes are so deep now?
As a certified teen I can say that the optimal solution to heart break is to never get a girlfriend/boyfriend in the first place.
It’s also super easy!
Just realize that, you're more important to yourself than anyone else.
If you don’t have a girlfriend you’re legally a teen
As a 9th grader, it's hard af to get a girlfriend in the first place
@@lol-pp2tx y would you tho y'all probably gonna break up maybe before the semester even ends bro that's why I just play h1z1 and fortnite with my friends lol
Lol... This comment thread...lol....
*like danny and drew*
Me: _wheezes_
They are the same person silly
They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless!
Selfcest
Bea Fakename and if you took the time to get to know them, for a minute
@@calcea9706 You'd see that he is Drew, and he is Danny, and he is Danny, and he is Danny.
I AM GROOT!
it’s ok bc jk rowling’s author’s notes are just in her tweets
"an author note in the middle of an story, can you imagine if books had this?"
Never heard of Wattpad?
Her bf: I wanna know your deepest darkest secrets...
Her: I'm actually a serial killer so...
I've stabbed every boyfriend I've had in their sleep
Someguy1237 you seem fun.
Her: I'm actually John Cena.
HistoricaHungarica and then she suddenly disappeared “you can’t see me” she shouts
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he had a "seek thuth" light box behind him during the entire video
I think he changes it for every video. I think it said WILDCATS for the high school musical video.
this made me laugh
@@bensavage597 Yes, he does change it every time
That was the first thing I saw
Well I was about to comment that
the innocence of teen angst is truly fucking hilarious in the eyes of an adult
"age is just a number" doesn't hold up in court. We need to do away with that
So y'all are just gonna ignore the expertly placed Rick roll?
What, where?
@@rammbook5620 The thing where he read the word "GREAT" and it said "we''re no strangers to looooooove" in the shape of a g
yep
And he's good singer
Ramm Book 14:45
Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden are couple goals indeed 😩😩
Yep
I love this
White Shaq
Same
ZEMO KING I was kinda just joking lol
but they're the same person.
"And is just a number"
Yes, that's a statement that has definitely never been used to defend bad things.
Listen, Jarvis, we need you to start producing songs. I don't make the rules, I am just man seeking thuth
You may not make the rules, but you know them and so do I.
*Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing quietly in the background*
"when you love someone, age is just a number"
*_FBI OPEN UP_*
lmfao
4 is just a number
Big Toe Fungus vs. Fried Po Chungus heheh lmao
“Hi, i’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat?”
“So is 991”
Petition to re-release crying my best shirts
Slaps my huge ass John Hancock on it
@@semenandgayuncle wot dfuq
Yes
Where?
@@loki7701 john hancock is a phrase for a signature
8:05
and about the age thing
" and the number on your cell in jail is a number"
lmaooo
Dude your singing is legit pretty good. I wanna see you jokingly write an angsty pop song
Petition for Jarvis to make a bad relationship mixtape.
*Y E S*
Extended thuth
?
do i sign by liking or commenting?
Signed!
Jarvis's boyband songs cured my depression
Me: Oh that's nice- WAIT. *BOYINABAND FEELS*
I'm sure 'Never gonna give you up' isn't a boyband song.
InSync songs (by Jarvis)
7:16 Miss you
7:25 Spoke the Thuth
7:48 Goodbye
man im a grown ass adult having a rough time, and that bit at the end was actually really comforting. thank you jarvis
Low key Jarvis' voice slaps 🤷♀
Who?
@@druwu1052 Jarvis.... The man making the video...
@@youarebeautiful3509 no, I mean. Who does his voice slap?
@@druwu1052 are you serious
イェトボイ why did I laugh at that
He’s actually really good at singing
I saw the 'seek thuth' at the beginning of the vid, and kept wondering if I had missed a vid or something, until the meme came... foreshadowing. Truly a legend lol
“Reality is often disappointing”
-Thanos (2018)
Okay
Ah yes, bunch of X's inside an individual boxes.
#Mobileuserhere
Govt. Knives mine is there and I’m mobile
Govt. Knives - it says “Reality is often disappointing”
Govt. Knives I’m on mobile too and I can still read it
"Pregnant" doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
Preganananat
Pregante
*G R E G N E N T*
Pergan
Pergnut
6:40 This means that the person doing the instagram post wants to hire a hitman to kill their date. Wow what great relationship goals.
I'm 21 and I desperately needed to hear the words at the end of the video.
Life is just a mess you guys, the best gift you can give yourself is trying to be happy through it.
"New line cinema presents"
**Pregnant**
**ad**
Pregnant ad? Is that why youtube has two now?
@@thewilddinkus8026 most likely
I love how I read this comment the exact moment this happened
*Pregananant
My ad was a makeup ad!
Tears consisting 99% of the feeling that caused them would be pretty dope. You could chemically analyse the difference between "I'm stressed about final"-tears, "Watching Lord of the Rings"-tears, "I broke my leg"-tears and so on, maybe keep the happy ones in a jar and drink them later for some happy feelings...
I would cry about Obama and drink those tears to become Obama
Derpado The Bird I would cry about derpado the bird and become you
Wtf
Ooh that _would_ be cool!
They would be sweet instead of salty or something lmao
The vocals at 4:57 are really good.
Danny and Drew are OBVIOUSLY relationship goals
I am a bit disappointed you don't have a "Seek thuth" t-shirt ;)
True
@@lucidmoth1023 actually its
Thue
@@dagothur7171 ha lol
i read this at "Shrek thuth"
wojtekpolska wat
I'm a girl and 16 but I refuse to make eye contact with anyone not even my uncles/aunts/cousins, does that mean I'm in love with all of them?
Do you live in Alabama?
@@senorpepper7388 I just fkucgin snorted my pepsi out my nose it *BURNS*
@@sidh1135 Glad I could make someone laugh
@@sidh1135 I call that a nose gun
I can’t make eye contact because I have asd. DOES THIS MEAN IM IN LOVE WITH MUMBO JUMBO?
I have had the gotdamn ‘love you more than words, more than breath, more than life’ Ditty stuck in my head for 2 months and I couldn’t remember where it came from until I stumbled on it here holy shit I’m finally free
"like drew and danny"
no, that's a whole other level
Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden for couple of the year
#coupleoftheyear
yamyne no
@yamyne
I wish
LmAO
yamyne no as far as I know I think Danny is already married and Drew is either marriage or still just engaged
*virgins for lives despite the wives*
@yeleo r/wooosh
When you love someone, age is just a number.
So is a prison sentence
Age is just a number
Prison is just a room
Hey I know this is an older video but the message at the end really got to me. I've been going through a REALLY hard time right now and I needed to hear that especially on therapy day because it usually is the most sad for me personally anyway to make this a bit shorter thanks for that and thanks for being you.
Sending support and good vibes your way 🧡
If age is just a number, then sister is just a word
Now I need someone to make a Harry Potter audiobook in which there are a bunch of random intermissions with JK Rowling's tweet facts about HP.
@Hesusio more please xd
Hesusio dont let jk Rowling see this cause she’ll make it canon
talissa almeida Yes
Hesusio i would love some more
@Hesusio d... did you come up with those all by yourself??
.....please write a book of them
“Listening exclusively for Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco”
Crap he’s onto us
As an emo teen who’s insta is @fob4liferawrxd I feel called out
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy always be plugging.
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy be on that grind
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 yes yes yes
When I tell you that I have had the "your actions spoke the thuth" song in my head every week on and off for like a year . . .
ok but can we talk about how jarvis' singing is genuinely good?
I have had 3 relationships.
One taught me pain
Another one taught me pain
And the last one also taught me pain
Oof
Here have a haiku
I will comment
Not like, the number, pure
I say, “nice”
Careful not to cut yourself on that *edge*
@@calebdouglas2512 It is called a joke.
@@babyyoshi3099 I know. I was also joking.
Age ,weight, hight, and buety is just a number.
....
Age
....
*sweats nervously*
....
Uh
Prison is just a room
BEUTY is just a number .
Pedophilia is just a word.
Buety is not a number..... 😂
beauty
3 things i can’t control
1. The rotation of the earth
2. The seasons
3. The skeletons buried in the ground
UGH I noticed the "crying my best" and I would have gotten a shirt had I seen it a year ago :( Sad day.
I'm gonna go cry my best for some teen angst nostalgia. Makes me feel young again.
Why is Jarvis actually really good at singing/making songs
Ikr
It’s a skill all commentary you-tubers possess
Even better that all his instruments are just him making different sounds with his mouth, and they still sound good!
he sound like sean mendes
@@damienearl1310 p sure its called acapella. and it does slap
"why are these texts all in sepia tones? it looks like they were passed down through generations" that really fucking got me
I would honestly listen to this man sing for hours. I love it
Things I can't control:
•My smile when I see you
•The 27 different governments im on the run from for tax fraud
“age is just a number!”
yeah and you know what else is?
*911*
Why are there no comments
@@whoops3404 idk
@@whoops3404 lmao your name
Some comments are just made to be appreciated, heres your like dude
The people who look at too many of these angsty posts eventually start using the "or else I'm gonna kill myself" ultimatum while in a relationship.
I can't believe I forgot I used to make forum signatures. That was a huge part of my online childhood and it had completely left my brain until right now.
Age is just a number
Chris Hansen is just a nice man offering you a seat.
That awkward moment when your shirt folds itself into new merch... yeah
Just pause the video at any moment when Jarvis' face is on screen.
This man is a meme
I'm really tired and this 85% true
It may be rude, but it’s the truth
@@subscriberswithvideoscha-qu3ep it's the thuth
1:12 lmao
I paused the second I read this comment, and lmao you're right.
16:23 “girls usually can’t maintain eye contact with the person they love,”
Girls looking at me: 👁👄👁
But I stare that the person I have a crush on... All the time.. I sound like a stalker now. I'm gonna see myself out.
I guess I must be scp 0173
@@ieaterasers5986 no bc same literally
14:36 this was legitimatly my wallpaper for half a year