The Worst Yelp Reviews I've Ever Seen

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  • čas přidán 28. 10. 2019
  • Today we look at the wonderful world of 1-star yelp reviews for national parks.. Pretty fishy
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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  Před 4 lety +13378

    i'm back

  • @theyoungottoman3533
    @theyoungottoman3533 Před 4 lety +2472

    Considering how plants reproduce, Jarvis growling "kids live in this neighborhood" at that sex offender Bird-of-Paradise is a fair move.

  • @Bartholomew1738eh
    @Bartholomew1738eh Před 3 lety +2764

    Skydiving experience center:
    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    Wouldn't let me jump without parachute

  • @sym7434
    @sym7434 Před 3 lety +2795

    they're literally complaining that the grand canyon is a canyon

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast Před 2 lety +119

      "YOU SAID IT WAS A GRAND"
      -some guy who doesn't know what grand means

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 Před 2 lety +111

      But…
      There’s no Dippin Dots :(

    • @thecrowoncampus
      @thecrowoncampus Před 2 lety +43

      @@sweethysteria8737 What?! I need my Dippin Dots... :(

    • @josebales3944
      @josebales3944 Před 2 lety +11

      @@thecrowoncampus me 2... :(

    • @ChristianMr_C
      @ChristianMr_C Před 2 lety

      @@josebales3944 me 3.... (っ_/●╭╮●)っ

  • @crowsscareme9342
    @crowsscareme9342 Před 3 lety +3334

    Alternative title: adults shocked when they travel to a National Park and find that it is, indeed, a park

    • @baileyayyy5085
      @baileyayyy5085 Před 2 lety +80

      I'm pretty sure most of these reviews were written by spoiled teenagers lol

    • @luizearaujo5844
      @luizearaujo5844 Před 2 lety +101

      People *shocked* to find they CAN NOT take an animal home!!!

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 Před 2 lety +40

      They were looking for the National Theme Park

    • @BookOfMorman
      @BookOfMorman Před 2 lety +39

      It's not a park, it's a hole. Parks have dippin dots! Weren't you paying attention?

    • @CourtneyB444
      @CourtneyB444 Před rokem +5

      Probably mad they couldn't dump their kids somewhere.

  • @ttvfoxtxl3668
    @ttvfoxtxl3668 Před 4 lety +2546

    ⭐️☆☆☆☆
    “I tried to take the whole lake with me and maybe a couple of trees but I was stopped????”

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 Před 4 lety +120

      ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
      “My daughter just wanted a 3 or 4 geysers but the park rangers stopped her??!

    • @theworstname3944
      @theworstname3944 Před 4 lety +44

      Hippity
      Hoppity
      *Your geyser is now my property*

  • @Paulinastic
    @Paulinastic Před 4 lety +1276

    “I can not believe the rangers wanted to protect my family and I from some possibly dangerous animals in a national park, one star”
    Okie dokie then.

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait Před 4 lety +45

      Emma Pullinen kinda sounds like he was planning to get his family mauled on purpose. Would explain why he was mad he couldn’t attract bears by leaving food around. The rangers were on to him.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Před 14 dny

      @@ssharkbait Honestly you might be onto something big here, because there's no real other reason for there to have been a review that's best summed up as, "the views were postcard worthy and at no point was my daughter eaten alive by a grizzly bear, 1 star"

  • @ditto-127
    @ditto-127 Před 3 lety +927

    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    “The plane wouldn’t even let us experience and touch the clouds for ourselves. What a disappointment!”

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald Před 3 lety +406

    95% of one-star yelp reviews are "the underpaid government/service workers did their job and didn't let me have any fun :("

  • @AngelCaz7
    @AngelCaz7 Před 4 lety +5328

    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    "the tree trunks were too thin and the security didnt let my daughter take a fox home w us."

  • @charliedrawz9031
    @charliedrawz9031 Před 4 lety +5349

    HORRIBLE!
    ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    “The moose wouldn’t let my daughter ride them and we got kicked out for ‘disruption of wildlife’ WHAT THE HELL!?”

    • @supermoose726
      @supermoose726 Před 4 lety +180

      No way I’m letting your daughter ride me.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Před 4 lety +62

      Supermoose but can your daughter ride him?

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 Před 4 lety +68

      MikeyXSuicide
      The drama. We’ll find out next time on Yelp Reviewers Suck...

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 Před 3 lety +34

      Supermoose i choked cuz my mind is in the gutter

    • @mtheg671
      @mtheg671 Před 3 lety +12

      @@supermoose726 more like the other way around am I right? *Jumps Off Grand Canyon*

  • @mysteryman4553
    @mysteryman4553 Před 3 lety +293

    "Mommy? Who's the grown man talking to plants?"
    "Just ignore him junior"

    • @josieparker4710
      @josieparker4710 Před 2 lety +13

      That’s just Jarvis! Last week he yelled at a cactus after HE touched it

  • @nogoodcontentallowed8509
    @nogoodcontentallowed8509 Před rokem +31

    also, as an aside, it absolutely does snow in glacier in june and it is very trippy. as a kid my parents took me and my brother on vacation there, and let me tell you, taking your kids to have a snowball fight in the middle of summer is an s-tier parent move

  • @digitmidget6973
    @digitmidget6973 Před 4 lety +4515

    The Ocean:
    ⭐★★★★
    "Too much water."

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 Před 3 lety +2314

    1 star
    The stones were grey, they weren’t even yellow!

    • @SkyheadStudio
      @SkyheadStudio Před 3 lety +114

      I read this in a drew gooden voice

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled Před 3 lety +23

      @@SkyheadStudio omg same

    • @lilackuki
      @lilackuki Před 2 lety +14

      I can't express my hatred for your profile picture

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains Před rokem +3

      @@lilackuki he just had a 3 course meal and is expressing how full he is after eating, nothing else…

    • @nicks6657
      @nicks6657 Před rokem

      YESS!

  • @drucilladeville
    @drucilladeville Před 3 lety +183

    Conspiracy theory: other states are paying for bad reviews of state parks in other states and they’re all in a rivalry

  • @mariamimi11297
    @mariamimi11297 Před 3 lety +108

    I love how the people expecting *wild animals* to put on a show for them and being seen the whole visit.

    • @Cheezitnator
      @Cheezitnator Před 3 měsíci

      Exactly, there's already a place for that: Sea World or the circus ten years ago.

  • @nitron3515
    @nitron3515 Před 4 lety +4202

    ★☆☆☆☆
    "I couldn't jump in the geyser, and the place wasn't yellow like it said it was."
    - Joe M.

    • @gabrielsmithdahl4067
      @gabrielsmithdahl4067 Před 4 lety +37

      You're Aviator205, who's Joe???

    • @nitron3515
      @nitron3515 Před 4 lety +10

      @@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Funny

    • @gabrielsmithdahl4067
      @gabrielsmithdahl4067 Před 4 lety +48

      @@nitron3515 Jesus dude, come on, you know how your supposed to reply, idc if its not funny anymore.

    • @nitron3515
      @nitron3515 Před 4 lety +19

      @@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Fine... Heres the old joke... JOE MAMA hahhahahhahah funny hhahah original

    • @gabrielsmithdahl4067
      @gabrielsmithdahl4067 Před 4 lety +59

      @@nitron3515 lol, gets me every time. Of you didn't want it, why'd you set it up so beautifully?

  • @captainc.7130
    @captainc.7130 Před 4 lety +8893

    “You put pollen in my NOSE” he says as he shoves his face into a flower

    • @flooshm
      @flooshm Před 4 lety +295

      "One star"

    • @sebastienlorentz5421
      @sebastienlorentz5421 Před 4 lety +113

      That scene really confused me
      those plants are native far away from where he lives and VERY hard to grow
      i was very surprised to see it 😂

    • @insertcoolnameidea1422
      @insertcoolnameidea1422 Před 4 lety +173

      Lol basically. Imagine just driving past and seeing a grown man insulting a flower

    • @exert9995
      @exert9995 Před 4 lety +32

      @@flooshm *"w h a t?"*

    • @hrts4kua
      @hrts4kua Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

  • @qatonfire7476
    @qatonfire7476 Před 3 lety +19

    ◾◽◽◽◽
    "Would not let me fight the bears. Very rude. Yelled at me when I tried to burn the forest down and took away my flamethrower. Breathtaking view and they give away free cars to every visitor. All in all a mediocre experience at best."

  • @jessmohr3811
    @jessmohr3811 Před 3 lety +49

    I work at a park and so I genuinely appreciate this video 😂 customers often complain when they don’t see wild animals and when they do, they complain about me telling them not to harass the animals. Customers also sometimes don’t realize that the people who work at the parks don’t have control over the wildlife cause ya know it’s wild 😂

    • @crampedturtle
      @crampedturtle Před 3 lety +5

      What do they do just go up to you and expect you to grab handy dandy leash and just put it on one of the wolves

    • @spikethefurry6039
      @spikethefurry6039 Před 2 lety

      You're not subscribed to Jarvis just to Jarvis gold

    • @erinhaury5773
      @erinhaury5773 Před 2 lety +5

      My aunt was a park ranger and she always had the wildest stories. One guy rented a spot for tent camping, checked in, headed out for the spot... then came back a while later claiming his tent had been stolen. She tried taking a report, but when she asked for the description, he got confused. Turns out, he thought renting the spot meant all the gear would be supplied as well. Umm... Not so much, my man. Also, a ton of people asked when the deer turn into elk. I saw them do it, and it baffles me that the conflation of the two species is so common.

  • @Itnasias
    @Itnasias Před 4 lety +4295

    ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    This zoo is a horrible place. I let my son climb the fence into the tiger exhibit and the zoo had to save him so that the tiger wouldn’t go near my son.
    All in all, this zoo does have a great selection of animals. But if you want to let your kids play with the tigers, this place isn’t for you.

    • @lolcpr3464
      @lolcpr3464 Před 4 lety +22

      Saisanti Xiong lmao

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 Před 4 lety +10

      Hahhahaa

    • @marblebongos2794
      @marblebongos2794 Před 4 lety +23

      Should've killed the tiger instead of the gorilla

    • @moery2435
      @moery2435 Před 4 lety +50

      **Harambe flashbacks**

    • @bobobluedog
      @bobobluedog Před 4 lety +25

      @@missingnotheglitchmon actully most zoos I'm America are really good for animals and promote conservation. Like the Bronx zoo and the San Diego zoo are both really good examples.

  • @scornonthecob5375
    @scornonthecob5375 Před 4 lety +8453

    I can’t stop laughing thinking about what it looked like to passerby when Jarvis was having a standoff with the Bird of Paradise

    • @regann7227
      @regann7227 Před 4 lety +422

      Just keep walking just keep walking
      What do we do?
      We walk walk walk

    • @Herpestidae
      @Herpestidae Před 4 lety +220

      To be fair someone had to be recording this on video so I guess they assumed he was YouTubing or Instagramming or something.

    • @carl_Grimes_drawz
      @carl_Grimes_drawz Před 4 lety +14

      Right XD XD there wasn’t editing then XD

    • @Nintentoad125
      @Nintentoad125 Před 4 lety +45

      One star

    • @jaydenicholofficial
      @jaydenicholofficial Před 4 lety +3

      Same

  • @Uufda651
    @Uufda651 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Joe is the guy who caused the Please Don't Ride The Turtles/Hug The Bears/Pet The Wolves/ etc. signs at tourist locations. It was him.

  • @abic9048
    @abic9048 Před 3 lety +41

    ⭐️☆☆☆☆
    Took the kids and their great-aunt to Yellowstone national park over the summer. The bears in the holes were weird but the grass was nice. The rangers unfortunately were not helpful in getting my son out of the lake, hence the one star. Also the strict rules on goat racing made the trip less enjoyable.

  • @psychedelicfeline6164
    @psychedelicfeline6164 Před 4 lety +3223

    Don’t be like Jarvis- Don’t verbally abuse your local bird of paradise.

    • @ok-ms3ke
      @ok-ms3ke Před 4 lety +160

      Shut up it put pollen in my nose

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 Před 4 lety +10

      Hybrid Atom love your photos

    • @cassimacannon7902
      @cassimacannon7902 Před 4 lety +71

      And if you see someone verbally abusing your local Bird of Paradise, please tell someone.

    • @wkr9881
      @wkr9881 Před 3 lety +2

      Are you being sarcastic?!?!?

    • @shadowscribbles9078
      @shadowscribbles9078 Před 3 lety +54

      It is highly encouraged to not hurt the Bird of Paradise’s feelings, because it is highly sensitive and might put pollen in your nose if intimidated.

  • @rach3092
    @rach3092 Před 4 lety +847

    “Mommy why is that weird man talking to a flower?”
    “Don’t worry Billy he’s just a CZcamsr”

  • @fe26lover45
    @fe26lover45 Před 3 lety +20

    SOL III:
    ★☆☆☆☆
    “Too many carbon based life forms”

  • @tommyhiggie5718
    @tommyhiggie5718 Před 3 lety +26

    imagine seeing a random dude smack talking a flower

  • @tinadong9486
    @tinadong9486 Před 4 lety +2044

    One time I was reading through the reviews for my family's restaurant. One one star review said something like "They eat dogs. Someone needs to shut them down." (My family is Asian)
    1. It's illegal to eat dogs.
    2. No, we don't eat dogs.
    What really makes me mad is that commented this on every single family owned restaurant and what did they comment on Panda Express? "Excellent service! Great quality Chinese food!"

    • @KristiMerrittjesussaves
      @KristiMerrittjesussaves Před 3 lety +355

      I am also Asian and I’m pretty mad after reading this, just because you are Asian does not automatically mean you eat dogs, the person who was commenting that was likely a teenager or child trying to be a smartass, still though it’s very offensive

    • @lsmmoore1
      @lsmmoore1 Před 3 lety +161

      Either this is an edgelord teenager or a die-hard Trump supporter. Both groups would so something like that.

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora Před 3 lety +171

      How gross 🤮 people like that are awful

    • @aidenorpington4637
      @aidenorpington4637 Před 3 lety +56

      tf

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 Před 3 lety +180

      Sounds like Panda Express hired someone.

  • @ndg3115
    @ndg3115 Před 4 lety +342

    *Nature*
    0/5
    Plants were disrespectful and one even gave me a rash. Never coming outside ever again.

    • @nightdreamer2315
      @nightdreamer2315 Před 4 lety +5

      narzos well yeah why would you do that outside??

    • @SirrSerpent
      @SirrSerpent Před 4 lety +5

      narzos, Your comment is hilarious and deserves way more likes.

  • @goofyahh2701
    @goofyahh2701 Před 3 lety +15

    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    I was at the _______ skate park and there were TEENS playing music that had the word DAMN in it. THERE ARE YOUNG CHILDREN WITH FRAGILE AND HOLY MINDS! I will call the police next time!
    -Karen

  • @Narnyx
    @Narnyx Před 3 lety +16

    Okay so that one about Glacier that said the roads were closed for snow: I grew up near Waterton (the Canadian side). I have seen freak snowstorms literally year round, there's always at least one well past when it seems like it should be done. Those roads were absolutely closed for snow.

  • @dtrippsbold7931
    @dtrippsbold7931 Před 4 lety +4970

    I can’t believe Jarvis got Tree and Bush to collab in one of his videos

    • @coconutshrimp7919
      @coconutshrimp7919 Před 4 lety +254

      He's really moving up in the world. I hear his next video might have shrub

    • @silvijashehi8478
      @silvijashehi8478 Před 4 lety +63

      123abc Sound is going to collab in his next video, too!!

    • @lucas-6107
      @lucas-6107 Před 4 lety +60

      I mean, it took 2 months of negotiation-

    • @pillargaming6923
      @pillargaming6923 Před 4 lety +73

      omg what if he collaborates with leaf

    • @astari_1014
      @astari_1014 Před 4 lety +54

      Dont forget that flower! Even though he wasn't that good.

  • @halaileybailey
    @halaileybailey Před 4 lety +3099

    It takes a special kind of person to be offended by GLACIERS

  • @madison_is_very_cool
    @madison_is_very_cool Před 3 lety +25

    imagine seeing jarvis on the side walk yelling at a plant

  • @keeganmason4859
    @keeganmason4859 Před 3 lety +29

    The neighbors mustve been really confused when Jarvis was filming the intro

  • @cole-rg3lb
    @cole-rg3lb Před 4 lety +1542

    Literally no one
    Jarvis: Gets barely touched by plant and sneezes
    Also Jarvis: Puts whole face up to the plant and does not sneeze

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 Před 4 lety +887

    I’m gonna guess that last reviewer kept seeing rangers everywhere cuz they were purposefully watching him and his family. I mean, they tried to litter, take parts of nature, and get close to that poor mountain goat; I’d be on high alert too. Jesus...

    • @flowerbed1106
      @flowerbed1106 Před 3 lety +7

      I am the 69th like

    • @xcherryxxchanx3425
      @xcherryxxchanx3425 Před 3 lety +51

      Yeah my family goes camping all the time and we are never watched by the Rangers

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 3 lety +98

      "I punched a guy, tried to steal a TV and left spilt coffee all over the floor, why is mall security watching me???"

  • @JoeyBeene
    @JoeyBeene Před 3 lety +22

    ⭐️
    *The Airport*
    I brought my AK-47 for self defense, but I wasn’t aloud to bring it past security. I pointed the gun at the police, and they rudely arrested me 🤦🏽‍♂️. If you want to aim guns at people, the airport isn’t for you. 🙄

    • @Humptygotadumpy
      @Humptygotadumpy Před 3 lety +2

      I yelled “BOMB” for self defense and then I got in trouble like wha???😤😤😤🙄🙄🙄

  • @gabriellabigler
    @gabriellabigler Před 2 lety +14

    When he read a review that said::
    “I’ve traveled all across the States[…]The hot lunches at my school are better[…]”
    I thought, how old is this person because I’m guessing they’re still in school, yet they’ve travelled all over the United States and feel like they are entitled to be a critic?

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove Před 2 lety +1

      It’s probably a fake review. Why someone would post a fake review is beyond me.

    • @g.t.3186
      @g.t.3186 Před 2 lety +4

      Could be a military brat. I've travelled all across my country too and am still in university.

  • @astridbittersparrow5068
    @astridbittersparrow5068 Před 4 lety +3163

    *Life*
    ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    Feels like the longest thing I’ll do.

  • @KarkatVantasBitches
    @KarkatVantasBitches Před 4 lety +945

    The only time I left a one star review was when I asked if there were nuts in a cake because my boyfriend is severely allergic. They lied and said no, so he ate it. It was so scary...

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 Před 2 lety +131

      That makes sense

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 Před 2 lety +294

      Life threatening deserves one star, and that situation is indeed their fault. Def worthy of that rating tbh.

    • @addison7624
      @addison7624 Před 2 lety +92

      But that’s a legitimate reason

    • @KarkatVantasBitches
      @KarkatVantasBitches Před 2 lety +79

      @@addison7624 yup. It's why that's the only 1 star review I've ever given.

    • @nocturalTragedy
      @nocturalTragedy Před 2 lety +123

      Instead of a 1 star review that shouldve been a lawsuit

  • @caleblastname6969
    @caleblastname6969 Před 3 lety +330

    Once saw a one star review for a BAKERY.
    “You almost killed my gluten free friend”

    • @Humptygotadumpy
      @Humptygotadumpy Před 3 lety +55

      I mean I’m pretty sure there’s such thing as gluten free baked goods

    • @BlinkOnWheels
      @BlinkOnWheels Před 3 lety +3

      Oh Jesus Christ!

    • @sonmihae-joo6286
      @sonmihae-joo6286 Před 3 lety +65

      celiac's disease is rather serious though :\

    • @trollface9223
      @trollface9223 Před 3 lety +98

      i mean, if it was supposed to be gluten free stuff its kind of justified

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 Před 2 lety +12

      What's funny is that it sounds like the friend themself is, in fact, gluten-free

  • @shannontobin7825
    @shannontobin7825 Před 3 lety +7

    I just imagine myself as a pedestrian watching a guy filming a video of himself having a one sided conversation, getting ready to throw hands with a plant

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo Před 4 lety +1208

    Grand Canyon:
    Sucks. The animals weren't even doing their jobs. 1/5

    • @nemtosiltin14
      @nemtosiltin14 Před 3 lety +26

      They don’t even pay taxes!

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +3

      @@nemtosiltin14 how come they can get away with it but I can’t?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +2

      It's just...a really (admittedly REALLY) Big Hole. "Oh look. At all the dirt that aint there. Quick. Take a picture".
      No roller coaster. A drop like that BUILT IN ffs.
      No half mile Bungee Plunge. No imagination. No...flair.
      Flume ride: too long. No auto-photo service.
      Animals. Too few. Too far. Too boring. None ofthem talked or waved or let us pose the kids with them for pix.

  • @tombuck
    @tombuck Před 4 lety +379

    My favorite yelp reviews are the ones like, “this was absolutely perfect and exceeded all my expectations- 4/5.”

    • @TibsisTops
      @TibsisTops Před 4 lety +81

      "beCaUse THeReS aLWAys roOm fOr iMPrOVeMent"

    • @tinabean713
      @tinabean713 Před 4 lety +33

      @@TibsisTops My son's high school social skills (autism program) teacher used to say that everytime I asked him why he gave my son a B. Like his GPA is crap enough, why are you doing this?!?

    • @pinkwolfgirl13
      @pinkwolfgirl13 Před 4 lety +10

      @@tinabean713 I had an art teacher where the highest score was a 99% since there's always room for improvement. One point is fine but an entire letter grade is too much. But it also depends on the grading scale, for instance one point off on that principle then 7 for actual errors would be a 92, a 'B' when the 'A' range is 93 - 100.

    • @unfoundpump
      @unfoundpump Před 4 lety +5

      "never been there. Never seen it. 5/5 (in worse cases 1/5)"

    • @Vessel767
      @Vessel767 Před 3 lety

      @@mssunnylunarain7 people *rate you?*

  • @jordaneleisonceramics2420
    @jordaneleisonceramics2420 Před 3 lety +14

    Every once and awhile, I come back to this video just to watch the intro again. Never isn't funny.
    ONE... STAR... BITCH!

  • @misskranky
    @misskranky Před 3 lety +14

    imagine walking down the street and seeing a man squatting while staring down a flower

  • @phonixd1941
    @phonixd1941 Před 4 lety +2388

    *AWFUL*
    ⭐️☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    There was mud everywhere! Omg can’t you clean the forest?? *ONE STAR*

  • @daisylovin6447
    @daisylovin6447 Před 4 lety +391

    jarvis putting the angry one star reviews on the background of those beautiful scenic pictures from the parks is possibly the biggest power move of the century

  • @Domenic_the_nerd96
    @Domenic_the_nerd96 Před 3 lety +9

    No one:
    People watching a grown man loudly talking to a flower in a Firm Tone: 👁 👄 👁

  • @irighterotica
    @irighterotica Před 2 lety +4

    "I would give it 0 stars if I could."
    They could've. All they had to do was post nothing.

  • @urmom-wc8rb
    @urmom-wc8rb Před 4 lety +823

    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    "i tried stealing a flower bush and i cant get it off the soil!?!?!?! unacceptable!!!!!!"

  • @yarglewithwings9112
    @yarglewithwings9112 Před 3 lety +725

    "My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa, and they tazed her"
    dude, same.

  • @lossiestloser1437
    @lossiestloser1437 Před 3 lety +7

    This video:
    ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    "I watched this late at night and tried not to cry laughing to not wake up my family."

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana6456 Před 3 lety +8

    I can imagine walking past Jarvis on the street and seeing him intensely talking to a flower.

  • @gettinmoney1203
    @gettinmoney1203 Před 4 lety +1709

    the fact that he did this in public is something that i'll always respect

    • @ydunduntalmud705
      @ydunduntalmud705 Před 4 lety +8

      Though Jacob Hornberger won the most primaries and received the most votes, Jo Jorgensen was chosen as the party's presidential nominee on the night of May 23, 2020, after four rounds of voting

    • @supersillystuffs
      @supersillystuffs Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, Dude

    • @AydenSchofield
      @AydenSchofield Před 4 lety +10

      Yuri Tarded Wait what?

    • @ebicbarton
      @ebicbarton Před 4 lety +6

      @@AydenSchofield that's Jarvis Johnson the politician

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 Před 4 lety +1

      He actually did it in his backyard

  • @mr.potatochipp9289
    @mr.potatochipp9289 Před 4 lety +880

    I saw a one star review that said, "Good service."
    Maybe they didn't know how reviews worked...

    • @o.s8573
      @o.s8573 Před 4 lety +74

      Maybe there was good service - and everything else was terrible.
      1/5 'Good service (but that's it).'

    • @pufferfish5065
      @pufferfish5065 Před 3 lety +66

      @@o.s8573 how would you explain the reviews that have 5 starts but says "worst thing ever"

    • @natalyaporter5730
      @natalyaporter5730 Před 3 lety +22

      Maybe it’s backwards in some places.

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Před 3 lety +34

      good service, you get a gold star

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +13

      give that review a bad review, 5 stars. THAT'll show him!

  • @mjesticbeats7097
    @mjesticbeats7097 Před 3 lety +6

    I like the fact that he bleeped the word "fk" in a way that the word still came through 🤣

  • @meowbieenz
    @meowbieenz Před 3 lety +6

    His neighbours be like:
    Oml-
    he is doing crazy stuff again..
    and why is he shoving his nose into the flower?

  • @sarahtwitt
    @sarahtwitt Před 4 lety +1566

    Karen S.
    ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    "They wouldn't let me speak to their manager"

    • @mishkeisha
      @mishkeisha Před 4 lety +91

      Linda M.
      ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆
      Karen brought store bought cookies to the PTA meeting.

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger Před 4 lety +95

      Joe M.
      ⭐☆☆☆☆
      "Karen took the kids. Shit lawyer."

    • @lavish95
      @lavish95 Před 4 lety +9

      @@QueerAndHunger *who is joe*

    • @peppapig7429
      @peppapig7429 Před 4 lety +49

      Barbara J.
      ⭐☆☆☆☆
      Facebook wouldn't let me speak to the manager. So horrible!

    • @sarahtwitt
      @sarahtwitt Před 4 lety +20

      Im proud of this reply chain

  • @megglepeggle6275
    @megglepeggle6275 Před 4 lety +350

    "There were so many strict rules about disturbing the nature AND BEARS at this national park!"
    Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

    • @rumblezerofive
      @rumblezerofive Před 4 lety +5

      Are you a Greg or a Craig, I assume we are both guy

    • @Lili-sg2ok
      @Lili-sg2ok Před 4 lety +4

      Drew gooden turns around, "me?"

    • @jessicatgrowl7614
      @jessicatgrowl7614 Před 4 lety +1

      Rumble Zero just came across Jarvis after making my way through Drew, Kurtis, Danny, and Cody. Am I being led down this path or what?

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Před 3 lety +9

    1:01 did Jarvis turn into Jesse Pinkman for a second?

  • @dreugh424
    @dreugh424 Před 3 lety +2

    Grand Canyon: Massive in-ground cliff faces. Sheer red stone layers, and-
    "One star. Has no geysers, no animals... tiny eagles, etc."
    Yellowstone: Scenic, well-preserved park featuring luscious lakes, tress, amazing geysers, and animals that-
    "Would give zero stars. Boring. Has no giant hole."

  • @ebrown4156
    @ebrown4156 Před 3 lety +433

    Ok, small story about yellowstone, I went with my family two years ago and at one of the geysers I started to feel severe pain in my stomach. My mom and a ranger after a little web MD'ing thought it might be appendicitis and drove me to the nearest hospital in Cody, WY. TLDR; I got my appendix removed because a ranger went above and beyond, the view and animals there were pretty cool too.

    • @erin0322
      @erin0322 Před 2 lety +134

      ★☆☆☆☆
      Went to Yellowstone to see the geysers, but started feeling sever abdominal pain. A ranger helped figure out that I had appendicitis and I was rushed to the hospital. Had to get my appendix removed AND I didn’t even get to see the geysers, all because some park ranger couldn’t mind his own business.

  • @pow3rpup706
    @pow3rpup706 Před 4 lety +1075

    Nature is terrible
    Everything’s green
    1/10

    • @CrispyShroom
      @CrispyShroom Před 4 lety +16

      Don't forget brown

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 Před 4 lety +18

      And sometimes darker green

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 Před 4 lety +5

      Abandoned Channel is that a DHMIS reference

    • @ironicacunit
      @ironicacunit Před 4 lety +3

      @@sweethysteria8737 oooooooooh stan that lil bit of Paige the notepad!

    • @cazer8082
      @cazer8082 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sweethysteria8737 Green is not a creative color!

  • @FlyForAWhiteTy
    @FlyForAWhiteTy Před 3 lety +4

    I left my first ever review this year just to let people know how unsafe my favorite coffee place had become during a pandemic. It hurt to write it.

  • @MidnightXRanma
    @MidnightXRanma Před 3 lety +6

    Imagine witnessing Jarvis irl actually talking to a plant like that without the voice over

  • @mpnb2162
    @mpnb2162 Před 4 lety +1265

    Grand canyon: "I'm just a hole sir"

    • @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006
      @someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 Před 4 lety +51

      But it can be fixed with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

    • @mpnb2162
      @mpnb2162 Před 4 lety +40

      @@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 i dont know how to tell you that this is a sex joke

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 Před 4 lety +10

      Oof, I didn’t even realize
      (Also, yaay, Maki roll :D)

    • @ko-kun2579
      @ko-kun2579 Před 4 lety +1

      @Dallas Ziegler
      😏 I get it.

    • @ironicacunit
      @ironicacunit Před 4 lety +3

      Mam this is the grand canyon

  • @brittanyb2476
    @brittanyb2476 Před 4 lety +1120

    Literally saw a 1 star review that said "I've never been here!" 🤔

    • @junipermuniper
      @junipermuniper Před 4 lety +118

      i saw a review of my old school that just said "i didn't go there"

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 Před 4 lety +49

      Humans have already lost. People like that REALLY grind my gears.

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux Před 4 lety +11

      Loads of those.

    • @videoswithcay
      @videoswithcay Před 4 lety +87

      Amazon reviews that are 5 stars and start with “I haven’t received it yet, but...”

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear Před 4 lety +43

      It's old people who see the option to leave a review and assume that they HAVE to.

  • @jeffantonio1627
    @jeffantonio1627 Před 3 lety +7

    Love when national park reviews complain about tourists. As opposed to the native population of Yellowstone which consists of buffalo.

  • @erinabbott9745
    @erinabbott9745 Před 2 lety +2

    As a Montanan, SPECIFICALLY living in the flathead valley and can go to GNP whenever, snow in late june is ABSOLUTELY normal. I went snowshoeing in july in glacier, no aliens, just cold weather that gets stuck on the beautiful rocky mountains

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před 2 lety

      ⭐☆☆☆☆
      Clearly this post was made by aliens and I do not appreciate Jarvis accommodating such misinformation! If I could give this post 0 stars I would!

  • @amberhynes2754
    @amberhynes2754 Před 4 lety +586

    Tourists: go to see a giant hole in the ground
    Also tourists: don’t bother going to the Grand Canyon, it’s just a giant hole in the ground 😡

    • @ZionStrickland
      @ZionStrickland Před 4 lety +22

      To be fair, Rollercoasters in the Grand Canyon would be awesome

    • @HollyHummingbirdriver
      @HollyHummingbirdriver Před 4 lety +5

      Zion Strickland and dangerous

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux Před 4 lety +4

      ​@@HollyHummingbirdriver How does the fact it's over the grand canyon make it anymore dangerous?

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 Před 4 lety +5

      "ive seen better" wait, what? where? on mars? The grand canyon is the biggest on the entire planet! WTF is he talking about?

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 Před 4 lety

      To be fair tho, I've been to every major national park in america, and yellowstone is by far the best.
      Edit: then the next part is trashing yellowstone. lol. School lunches? What? I thought i remembered several restaurants there. Maybe thats just what your parents are feeding you kid...

  • @shadowscribbles9078
    @shadowscribbles9078 Před 3 lety +1066

    Before visiting a national park, please consider the following:
    It is going to be hot or cold, depending on where you are. They don’t have AC or heaters for a park that is outside.
    It is a national park. Do not expect good WiFi if any.
    The rangers/staff can’t control the animals because they are animals. Don’t get mad if you don’t see a certain animal. They are probably doing something called surviving.
    Have fun! It’s a national park. Breathe in the air and look at some of the amazing sites around the park.

    • @savannahstargaze
      @savannahstargaze Před 2 lety +79

      Also lots of people go missing in national parks so dont do that

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning Před 2 lety +94

      it honestly amazes me that people don't understand that the allure of a national park is that it's the *wilderness* where human tampering is minimal

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 Před 2 lety +84

      @@burcebanning but the bears don’t personally serve me dippin’ dots, so 1-star /j

    • @MsSphinx91
      @MsSphinx91 Před 2 lety +7

      Some of the parks/accommodations have more amenities than others, but you have to do some basic research and set expectations accordingly. The lodges with nicer amenities are going to cost a premium. And generally, the parks out West are better maintained, probably because they earn more revenue. If you know these things going in, it shouldn't be an issue.

    • @MsSphinx91
      @MsSphinx91 Před 2 lety +16

      @@savannahstargaze lots of people need to consider guided treks if they don't have experience.

  • @theroyalgoofball
    @theroyalgoofball Před 3 lety +4

    Imagine watching a full grown man walk circles around a plant saying one star, lol

  • @artpadlife8
    @artpadlife8 Před 3 lety +4

    I work in customer service and we often get reviews about things that are out of our control or completely irrelevant so this video was exactly what I needed right now lol. Thank you for always making such funny content.

  • @mateoguillen6881
    @mateoguillen6881 Před 4 lety +710

    Jarvis: You put polen in my NOSE
    Also Jarvis: get's closer to the flower and smelling it

    • @crabken4969
      @crabken4969 Před 4 lety +8

      Atomicus video Studios one star!

    • @meridzs
      @meridzs Před 4 lety +7

      getting closer to the flower and smelling it is the only way to intimidate flowers

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko Před 4 lety +735

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I make CZcams videos!"
    "About what?"
    "I um... I threaten flowers sometimes."

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux Před 4 lety +9

      He has a job outside of CZcams.

    • @avilaw6396
      @avilaw6396 Před 4 lety +15

      Felix Roux not anymore he quit software engineering. He’s a full time CZcamsr now

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Před 3 lety

      @@felixroux *had

  • @kroganpopy9206
    @kroganpopy9206 Před 3 lety +3

    As a resident of Montana, who grew up here, I can attest that if you decide to visit here in any capacity, you can expect blizzards well into April.

  • @greasygabby7275
    @greasygabby7275 Před 3 lety +3

    I can’t help but imagine someone walk by in the beginning of the video, and he is just yelling at plants

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Před 4 lety +1015

    "There was no wifi, so there was, like, nothing to do in this national park."
    "Also, only bears once."

  • @shakayla4056
    @shakayla4056 Před 4 lety +500

    CZcams
    ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
    They didn’t let me hack into the government database and declare war on !!
    They also force me to watch an advert for five seconds? Do I look like a boomer smh

  • @OfficialMilk
    @OfficialMilk Před 3 lety +3

    At 11:14 when he said Apgar Village why did his nose say most of the words 😂😂

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos Před 6 měsíci +3

    This makes me deeply want to see someone write yelp reviews for the mystery flesh pit

  • @formeridiot8641
    @formeridiot8641 Před 4 lety +796

    "I hate trees"
    mrbeast: we dont do that here.

  • @ashiederpz6438
    @ashiederpz6438 Před 4 lety +324

    Just imagine strolling around in your neighborhood.
    Then you see a man threateningly yelling at a plant.

    • @crispycookies8684
      @crispycookies8684 Před 3 lety +15

      Jimmy: "Mom,why is that man talking to a plant?"
      Mom: "It's okay Jimmy just look away."

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Před 3 lety +7

      It seems like something I'd see in NYC.

    • @quitegauche
      @quitegauche Před 3 lety +1

      Crowley is that you?

    • @aadviiika
      @aadviiika Před 3 lety +1

      Crowley. You met Crowley.

    • @ayjfr88
      @ayjfr88 Před 3 lety

      @@aadviiika I don't get it......

  • @riverciver8528
    @riverciver8528 Před 3 lety +4

    Ocean
    ⭐️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️
    “Too much salt”

  • @leahs9968
    @leahs9968 Před 3 lety +3

    The forest:
    1/5
    Too many trees.
    -Ronald E.

  • @slothbushido9436
    @slothbushido9436 Před 4 lety +536

    “The only times it’s acceptable to cry is during funerals and at the Grand Canyon.” -Ron Swanson

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom Před 4 lety +6

      You beat me to it. Bravo.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 Před 4 lety +3

      I love Ron.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 4 lety +3

      Grand Canyon is just that bad huh

    • @sawyershoe
      @sawyershoe Před 4 lety +1

      It was only so long until he got popular enough

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 Před 4 lety +2

      Now I want to have a funeral at the grand canyon where they chuck my body off into it.

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 Před 4 lety +931

    "I used to work at Yelp"
    Well that explains why he quit a lucrative career in software to do CZcams. I've heard working at Yelp is a 1 star experience.

  • @savymaki9980
    @savymaki9980 Před 3 lety +3

    The beginning sketch is the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever, I really needed that 😂😂😂

  • @jessicacreed7773
    @jessicacreed7773 Před rokem +2

    Someone made travel posters for national parks featuring quotes from bad reviews. "Save yourself some money and boil some water at home" "There are bugs and they will bite you on your face" "The only thing to do here is walk around the desert" etc lmao

  • @skylar4602
    @skylar4602 Před 4 lety +740

    One star.
    My husband killed the bear we saw and the malicious rangers arrested him! He was just trying to protect our precious babies.
    Ranger jerks.
    -Karen A

    • @graciedrawz3195
      @graciedrawz3195 Před 3 lety +21

      their last name is "Asshole" for anybody wondering

    • @kittylol7971
      @kittylol7971 Před 3 lety +3

      @@graciedrawz3195 oh thx for letting me know :-)

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 Před 2 lety +16

      If the bear actually attacked or threaten a tourists children, the tourist probably would be in their rights to kill it.
      But I’m assuming the bear didn’t actually threaten them in this post

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 Před rokem +5

      @@sweethysteria8737 yeah it probably like looked at them, that and a human man cannot possibly kill a bear with his bare ((HAH)) hands, or even a few tools you’ll carry around the park.

  • @pretzel1187
    @pretzel1187 Před 3 lety +5

    just imagine driving down the street and you see a guy with a camera screaming at a flower

  • @blankb.2277
    @blankb.2277 Před 3 lety +3

    4:07 rafting at the Grand Canyon is 10x more fun than a roller coaster, and no lines :)

  • @bcvarn
    @bcvarn Před 4 lety +561

    One time a took a pocket full of rocks from Death Valley in California and when I saw a sign saying it was illegal to take them a begged my parents to stop the car and I dropped all the rocks.

    • @jaypence332
      @jaypence332 Před 3 lety +80

      People mail rocks back to Hawaiu because they believe they are cursed.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 Před 3 lety +62

      Yup. They take rocks from the place apparently get cursed with bad luck and mail them back to appease the gods.

    • @aidenorpington4637
      @aidenorpington4637 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jaypence332 lmaoo

    • @specialagentweener1073
      @specialagentweener1073 Před 3 lety +75

      @@jaypence332 I literally came here to say this... The big island legit gets hundreds of rocks weekly mailed back to the volcano because people who take it come home with the craziest bad luck. It's so common out here on Maui that when I sell jewelry at high end stores people were afraid to buy Larimar (a deep blue volcanic rock gem from Dominican republic) and I had to constantly explain that it's only a problem for people if they are taking off Hawaiian volcanic rocks... not other places rocks.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 3 lety +5

      @@specialagentweener1073 Well. I know what I’m gonna do when this pandemic is over

  • @demev7488
    @demev7488 Před 4 lety +304

    My friend found a 1 star on the Space Needle that said: "Did not go to space!"

    • @savanahleigh2637
      @savanahleigh2637 Před 4 lety +5

      demev7488 yeah i live in seattle, and it doesn't go anywhere 😂

    • @demev7488
      @demev7488 Před 4 lety

      @@eh86055 pretty sure it was as well.

    • @dpm12
      @dpm12 Před 4 lety

      I've been to the Space Needle, and honestly, the price isn't worth it. I had more fun at Pike Place Market and the Woodland Park Zoo.

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 Před 4 lety +1

      Sav Leigh I’m writing a one star review for the Space Needle because there’s no Space Haystack!!

  • @acee7546
    @acee7546 Před 3 lety +3

    Imagine going for a walk and you just see some guy yelling ONE STAR at a flower

  • @OhJuicy
    @OhJuicy Před 3 lety +5

    Why did Jarvis grilling the flower do things to me