I watched Shane Dawson's awful film so you don't have to...
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- čas přidán 3. 01. 2021
- Today I watched Shane Dawson's awful film, "I Hate Myselfie", one of the promotions for his book of the same name. Now you don't have to watch one of the worst films ever made. If you want to me read the book, 100,000 likes please.
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Thank you for the song I love it
James Marriott that’s nice
if you insist ✋
Good evening, Jimbo.
FYI, James HIM is my new favourite song. Bloody hell, I sound so corny.
Why'd it have to be Shane?
because he's a horrible person
Lmao that cockroach never dies
Is that offensive
Sorry if it is
James felt saucy Edit: most likes ive had ever! Thanks.
@@bubblegum-7204 Primink couldn’t have been more wrong
@@alexaorlowski634 ayy let's go
Primink where are you ._.
drew’s actually so funny but because he’s friends with shane he always accepts the shit roles and bad jokes
I was gonna say the same thing. It sucks how he'll forever be associated with shane
i know, he also makes amazing music, if you haven’t heard his songs i honestly think you should check them out :)
I love drew, he's lovely and very funny. makes me sad hearing these things
It hurt how lowly they spoke of Drew. He is so talented and sweet and was definitely abused by Shane
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"I watched Shane Dawsons awful film"..... which one... they all suck...
69th like ;)
@@paulmccartneys_wife i-
@@tazminejames-palmer5680 i’m cool 😎
The truth. After the first crappy one it just got worse and worse and worse🤦🏾♂️
The fact that there are more than one scares me
Him saying he’s a film maker is a better joke then anything he can come up with
Especially when he tries to be “relatable” in every single yt video he makes
I wanna like but if I like it the number is gonna make me mad
James suffered so we don’t have to, and for that he gets my eternal gratitude
Edit: oh cool 5k
Just like Jesus.
he is doing god’s work
That’s the brand
nostalgia critic is reborn
James thank you for your sacrifice
The familiar looking guy is Drew Monson/ mytoecold, who Shane found and befriended when he was a minor.
Poor drew
Yeah, Shane started watching Drew on CZcams in 2008... when Drew was 13
Omg wait what?! Did he actually??
Is he the same guy who was in Not Cool? Or whatever that Shane Dawson movie with the shit eating hobo was called?
yeah and he’s actually a good youtuber as far as i know, and shane really didn’t deserve drew’s friendship
I love drew monson his music’s amazing and he isn’t friends with Shane anymore
How do you know they aren't friends anymore?
@@cherylrobinson9680 he hadn’t been in any of shane’s videos for over a year and i’m pretty sure he made a video about it too :)
bump
has he properly apologised for black face? was the apology accepted by black people?
@@dirkstrider4990 he posted an apology and i think it’s a mix, some did some didn’t, he has also been cancelled over inappropriate comments about children, so now he’s been completely cancelled and hasn’t posted on youtube in months
I watched his short film and the one like “pinching is like cutting for people who don’t like blood” i didn’t know what that meant when I first watched it but as I got older I realized how bad that is. Another reason why I stopped supporting him
Its in the book as well i was a fan of shane and i read the book and had to put it down after that comment along with a bunch of other insensitive jokes
I do know that pinching is recommended as an alternative for people who self-harm, but in the context of Shane Dawson, well............
Just no.
@@crowdemon_archives i think after in the book the quote is 'you should try it' like wtf
@@meowsily Absolutely YIKES
Also, same as before: Just no.
especially to somebody like me who never had the "courage" to actually cut myself. i was afraid of the pain so i just hit myself with a screwdriver until i got bruises all over my body. hearing him say to pinch myself definitely didn't help my self harm tendencies.
Drew is hilariously funny, such a shame he's associated with Shane now.
now?? this happened years ago.
@@scienceworld7177 I think the point they were making is that Drew will always be associated with Shane because of the videos they did together. Like, back before then, Drew was his own person with his own channel but now (since Drew's involvement in the Spooky Boys videos and things like that) when people hear Drew Monson they will usually think "Oh, the other guy that isn't Garrett from Shane's channel."
He did blackface. Cancel them both or none at all y’all are fickle as hell.
@@lydswassupx he’s barely on the platform due to mental health and he’s got barely any followers compared to Shane. Cancel him from what exactly?
Like, I agree he shouldn’t have done blackface and it’s messed up and worth addressing. But unlike Shane he didn’t write the joke and the blackface, he didn’t spend a decade making racist “jokes” and doing blackface, he wasn’t sexualising black children or making light of black peoples murders, and he didn’t profit and gain a massive following off a career built on things like that. I think what Drew did here was awful, but I think it’s disgusting you’d compare the two.
@@genericname8727 honestly shane probably bullied him into doing it somehow
I feel like this is what really made Drew withdraw from Shane. He doesn't want to be associated with such a person but the damage was already done so he just disappeared
I agree with that to a point because he was still around Shane in later videos but after a few he's just gone.
It would also feel so awful because Shane Dawson befriended him when he was a minor.
@@mangmangmangobri I should have been more clear. I think Shane’s previous apologies in the past few years made Drew reconsider his friendship and dip before things got really bad like they have in 2020. The past apologies were “accepted” (brushed under the rug, really) and so maybe Drew realized that was his time to distance
@@suzyeide2320 Yeah exactly
That and his severe mental health issues. I think his mental health played a larger role in him disappearing than shane tbh he seemed like he was really struggling with being in the internet
"I believe he's filing a restraining order against me." - James Marriott, Jan 4, 2021
"If no one gets shot I'm disappointed." - Cynic Snacks, Jan 4, 2021
Bruh drew is so funny irl by himself. The only reason I’d watch Shane at one point was because of him.
Was still a bad person when he worked with Shane
same honestly. and garret as well
@@FortuitousOwl doesn’t necessarily mean he is now tho
@@crystalbutterfly2758 ok? People are acting like drew was a victim and always an Angel lol
@@FortuitousOwl but he certainly pales in comparison so you could understand why people see him that way
How to be funny: fat suit and self deprecating jokes
*self deprecating
@@pollux3685 thank you so much I completely forgot how to spell
@@erin8969 haha i can see that
my life, but the fat suit is real
i dont need the suit
I can't tell if James is repressing his memories of Not Cool like the rest of us or was really lucky enough to have not seen it
Ace? 👀
@@sofa_wash I am indeed the ace up my sleeve
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Love your pfp! Ace gang
@@ej6975 Hello!
7:34
He’s referring to himself being a “pile of shit”, which was his character.
right , people saying we are treating drew the same way as shane by coddling his behavior are raging idiots, this is a completely difference circumstance where he was supposed to be playing a pile of shit, and his joke was that he gets to be himself ( a pos)... that is so not in the ballpark of what shane has downplayed through his career, and this wasn’t racially charged at all... ??? there’s brown poop on his face because that’s his costume as poop. ridiculous
@@peachieoh4706 Well said!
@@peachieoh4706 if only drew in real life acted like his character in this film.
Me a Malaysian, casually doing my night routine while having this play in the background: "like any flight from Malaysian airlines, never really land right"
HOLD UPPPP
THE SHADE??? AHAHAHAHA
😭😭
frrrrrrr i had to triple check lmfaooo
i mean are they wrong tho🤣🤣🤣🤣 (saying this as a malaysian before ppl come after me)
I knooowww
Before those two incidents in 2014, people don't even know Malaysia exists. What luck we had huh :')
@@jadeandblood very very good luck :')
James should make a song about being trilingual and sing in all 3 languages.
Yes
what language does he speak
@@beccasouthwick spanish and portuguese!
@@beccasouthwick and also English
A man of true talent
I can't believe I used to find Shane's content funny when I was younger🧍♀️
lmao same, looking back on it half the time it was just “MEEE” a random snort, or making fun of garrett for liking harry potter
Unrelated but your profile pic is so wholesome
Same it’s disturbing thinking I was consuming all his toxic jokes when I was in elementary school
same like i used to whatch those conspiracy theories and I've looked into them lately..... and idk why i used to whatched these
Same, I still have both of his books, need to get rid of them
Ok but Drew’s an actual funny guy and he’s such a sweetie don’t insult him
He reminds me of a penguin like hes so cute ah
he still did blackface lmao? he could’ve told shane no and that it’s racist
I mean we dont actually know that
@@niamhrtditchfield2348 u don’t know that he did blackface?
@@millieoldroyd8821 but he did lol
Honestly this movie probably really hurt Drew Monson's career.
No not cool ruined it sad cuz he was the only good thing about that movie
That ending was so fucking jarring, I thought it was James editing it as a joke
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Right? You’re thinking maybe this film is slightly redeemable but then they completely demolish all of it
The fact that James says he would rather poetry over Shane’s content says a lot about Shane’s content 😀.
Also James if you’re reading this I love the new song. Keep up the good work 👌🏻.
You don´t like poetry?
@@mariapaularomano537 no I do I just don’t like Gabby Hannah’s shite poetry which is dog shit.
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All that shows is that he has a preference lmao
@@urmumsgay9065 no it shows that Shane Dawson’s content is cancer.
"It's funny 'cause he's fat." Holy shit, I would never have guessed!
I don't even that's supposed to be funny, but then again Google Translate fucking up amuse me more than whatever Shane made so... idk lol
I feel like at least 50% of this comment section is about drew monson
James: 'influencers can't write more than five pages"
James: "I struggle to read more than one page"
Lmao i was about to write this
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not gonna lie i did actually laugh at the "is it because of my foreskin" joke
Tbh that one and he "a piece of dogshit? What is this?" Joke would have been in so many early 2000's stoner/weird comedy movies. But the rest of this movie is hot garbage. Broken clocks and all that
Yeah that one got to me and I'm not usually one for dick jokes
Same 😂
because it was funny lol
yeah drew’s delivery is so good
James: "CZcamsrs can't seem to write anything longer than 5 pages"
Also James: "I struggle to read anything longer than a page"
lol nice
OH Nooooooo I love GiGi Gorgeous, sucks to see her here, but she played her part so well. She is trans gender and seeing her playing the mean girl was probably a big deal for her.
Me : opens the door to get some fresh air
Shane Dawson: *surprise*
Ayyy I’ve seen ur vids your a funny guy.
Do you walk?
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Surprise shawtayy
@@shrek__2454 too nice, I appreciate that
Shane thinking he’s a filmmaker is so laughable to me. It’s the same recycled joke over and over
drew :( i wish he hadn’t become shane’s friend, i only knew about drew bc of shane tho :/
Looking back on old Shane is like seeing flashbacks of a movie Villain before you realised they were the Villain.
Th shade towards Drew Monson is entirely unfounded. He’s genuinely one of the funniest and most intelligent creators on the platform. While I disagree with the use of blackface in the short, I’d highly recommend seeking out Drew’s original content, he has one of the most unique sense of humours and doesn’t deserve to be tarred with the same black (face) brush
Right? I love drew! I'm glad that it doesn't seem like Drew or Garrett are really friends with Shane anymore.
thank you for saying this
completely agree
Yes I commented about this too !!!
agreed 100% drew was so abused by shane its awful i love drew
i love how it took over ten years for everyone to realize how terrible shane's content is
How unfortunate
I
So true
ISHJAHAKAHA
@Jill _M Out here asking the important questions
Not the Drew Monson slander 😩 he’s precious and hilarious.
yet you’d be the first person to call someone u don’t like out for doing blackface? but it’s ok because drew is a sweetie
@@millieoldroyd8821 I’m genuinely confused? Did Drew do black face? Nobody’s exempt from being held accountable for their racist actions. If this is something that happened, I am unaware.
@@faintheartedfawn did u not watch the video?
@@millieoldroyd8821 Not past the slam poetry part where they called him unfunny. I just went back to watch the rest of the video and you’re totally right. If I would have watched further, I would have seen. Thank you for pointing it out- Will no longer be supporting Drew either.
He wasn’t good back when he worked with Shane so I think it’s fair game
It pains me that I watched this as a child 😔
god i wish drew hadn't accepted that role he's actually really talented 🧍
let’s be honest shane probably forced him into it
@@mialily9291 lets not push that narrative. he is grown.
I feel like James feels like he's quirky and cool for being able to wear gray without sweating through it.
I would too tbh
Okay if I could do that I’d show it off too
Damn, I wish I was as quirky and cool as James.
@@itsnicole11 me too honestly 😫😫😫
@@squiggle.64 its a skill that only few have 😓😓😓
Him is such a good song, won’t lie.
Righttt James is so talented
james: he has such a recognisable face... i never want to see his face again
drew: *i was threatened*
James needs a whole hug after sitting through this horror
Bruh yes
yes 😭
yes lmao
Of course
Rather than a half hug
The title is misleading as there are many terrible shane dawson films
No! Drew is such a sweetheart. He did what Shane said cuz they were friends but he’s so sweet.
Not to be "that guy" but, This isn't even a short film, it's just a shitty youtube skit.
Literally the only requirement "I hate myselfie" meets to be considered a shortfilm is the duration.
6:16
Drew was arguably the only enjoyable part of the movie for me
not even arguable, straight truth 💀
hi kokichi
6:31 aw but I like Drew. His lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
“So you don’t have to...”
Me:
*cries in flashbacks from when I was like 11*
Ngl “him” is my fav song rn
James is like the lord. Died so we may be set free.
That’s so true
No. Please dont compare our lord and savior to him.
@@jadar505 “our”? not everyone practices religion let alone the same religion.
That's Jesus
@@comleytea9271 ....ok
Everyone say thank you to James for his *sacrifice* for our entertainment
thank you james
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Thank you James
Thank you James
Thank you papa James
A posh man saying "I won't try to stab you" is a lot more intimidating than I expected
Not yall defending Drew doing blackface “because he’s a nice person”😂😂😂😂😂
for reallllll he an old man
Its crazy how this is the first I'm hearing about it...we've been talking about shane doing this for a whole year now but this has been ignored?
wait do u have proof? can i see pls
@@circusninjavoodoowizard it’s literally in the movie. There’s a scene of it in the vid I think
I know I'm a bit late, but if we're talking about the scene in the movie
It wasn't racially charged, and his roll was being a literal pile of shit.
So-
"Him" gives me 2000's emo lana del ray
Its more like panic at the disco to my ears
If Lana had _any_ energy
oh shittt
did you forget the word vibes
More like Blur
We need hazel and gold fleck eye merch and trilingual merch
is your name about school, Mr Point and Shoot?
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It should say: 👁'm ✨trilingual✨
@@kaisiarubie5536 YESSS that's a great idea
@@kaisiarubie5536 yes
@@biggaylol5438 only if the point is at the Bible and the shoot is the hip dance
Honestly tho Drew Monsons hilarious James give him a watch
I’m gonna say it now. For everyone in the comments defending drew... get yourself together. Yes, his role was “shit” but it was made into a blackface joke, which should never be forgiven.
When James threw his copy of Dandelion, I choked on my Hershey’s Kiss
Hershey's KILL!
@@DarkRubberDucky 😂
lmao, i thought the 'letting me be myself' comment was about his character acting as a pos.
Me too lol
"why can't youtubers write something more than 5 pages" and then "i can't read anything longer than a page and two books a month is too much" is a question asked and answered
i feel a bit less self loathing when i remember that i went from being a shane fan to a james mariott one
Now that is a good arc
The foreskin joke guy is Drew, one of Shane's old friends, dunno if they're friends now...I doubt it.
They aren't friends anymore, Drew's mental health suffered immensely from being around Shane. Apparently Shane was incredibly inappropriate around him, pretty sure they stopped being friends way before the current Shane situation.
Idk why i used to watch him, maybe just cuz he was popular at the time, and i was at that point of 14 where i thought that all comedy had to be crude or sexual 😖🤢 im so glad i never bought his books or give him money in any way especially bc of the crap that has gone down recently
I always watched him with my adblock on lmao
"Grab a lighter and burn the tw@t" 😂 I literally spat out my Fanta®
ok drew was dealing with she and was low-key being verbally abused Shane.
“Him” sounds like the essence of angst
It's a banger
Definitely the kind of song you'd blast while going too fast down the highway with your best friend
Reminds me of If You Can't Hang. It's a good song, but it has more of a "i gotta listen to this again to get it" feeling for me than "this slaps the first time"
It's actually really good
9:20 Cynics at this part when he lightly says “he’s a murderer” got me really good
8:16 I- I’m having flashbacks to a certain role play involving multiple stacks of Tnt and a newly overthrown goverment...
The "you're fat and ugly so you make look good" kinda friends is actually something that happens often in real life. Its sad too.
6:27 it’s drew monson, and he’s actually so cool
12:00 I'm gonna say this was not improvised because I was on the dance team in high school and we had to do this exact thing at football games. Honestly the way they chanted this was extremely accurate because most of the girls on the team didn't wanna be there and were faking their enthusiasm. Not sure if that was intentional or not but it's accurate nonetheless.
My mum bought me Shane's book for my 12th birthday. I burned it on my 13th.
i hate that i’m admitting this but i used to religiously watch i hate myselfie bc of the jokes and i also used to like Gigi gorgeous. looking back on everything now i can’t help but feel disgusted 🤢
i always thought drew was a million times funnier than shane. he deserved better back then
Shane’s jokes were always too grown up for his audience if that makes sense
im confused lmao
@@janelle954 his point exactly
I mean.. yeah kinda but also I wouldn’t actually say the jokes are grown up, because no actual grown up person would find them funny, and the actual jokes aren’t mature beyond the subject matter. The jokes have 0 actual joke and terrible execution, so really his audience was perfect for the jokes because they’re the ones young enough to hear a vaguely adult concept and just find it funny without needing it to work or make sense
Shane somehow managed to hit a "sweet point" of mature jokes and dumb fart jokes lol
That's how he got away with so much. I didn't know what a lot was but I understood from the context he wanted me to think it was funny so I did
3:53 lmaooooooo surprised twitter hasnt caught this one yet
"Shocking people with an average voice... And an instrument" *James be nicer with yourself*
Whyd he have to do drew monson like that 😔
*ITS SO GOOD TO SEE DAN. This is what 2021 needed*
*support guys*
Not related to the video, but your latest song was an absolute banger James. You've got a talent in music!
I feel like James is only friends with Cynic Snacks to just make him suffer too
6:31 Drew's lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
not me realizing that i liked your music before i subscribed/started watching u, no way. i did not realize that was you my lord.
5:38 Mr GGGGGG
Makes me miss Chris Lilley Lmao
James’ new song is honestly a banger 😌
fr❗️
amen
I don’t think I’m mentally prepared to see this
Me when I take a bad photo: ugh I hate my selfie
It’s hurts me to say this, but I watched those short films unironically back in 2015 😔 I was a dumb kid
Calling these "short films" short films is insulting, I prefer calling these overly-long videos.
I already did when i was a fan...
I'm upset with myself
Better be
Same man, same,
same
Making bops james, love it 👏👏
the song 🎶him🎶 is my favorite song atm it’s stuck in my head consistently
i'm 90% sure i watched both movies in high school but, much like everything else in high school, my brain suppressed all memory of it
Me to myself, as well as James Marriott: “I’m not 31 years old...”
i acc love ur new song sm, i can't wait to see what u do next :)
the new song is so good man, props to u!!
"Chekhov's gun-"
My brain: nOT AGAIN
ion get it
Dammit I got the joke😂😂😂
James Marriott and WIlbur Soot are slowly shifting into the same person, in 2 years, they'll be identical.
James I love you but don’t disrespect Drew like that. He is so genuinely sweet
I waited for Chekhov's Gun and it never came. So, I guess that's the one positive about this movie.