Trying Ridiculous Tv Products
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
- Today I'm going to review some of the As Seen On Tv products from those awful commercials. Will they be fun? Will they be useful? No.
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If you're actually reading this description comment "you looked like a maniac!"
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S... - Komedie
Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour
Neonnwhite he used to be a popular viner alongside danny and it’s driving me crazy that i can’t think of his name
LilSackett
His channel is linked in the description lol
@@lilsackett1143 Brendan?
@@loooooooo8 He says, "I might suck your dick."
LilSackett Brendon is that what you mean
So this is what adult married men do when no one is home
But his friend is there with him😅
@@bobthebuilder8079 You Fucking Ruined The God Damn Joke.
@@ThatSmolivGal2 wasn’t the good in the first place
Yes they pee on the couch
yes
Danny: puts fun skates on
Hard cut
Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”
The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.
The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator
lol yes
I thought it was only me lol
Ikr
OMG exactly what I thought
IKR
"How can we make sure no one sends these back?"
"...
How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"
Lilla Joba wow 👏👏👏👏
This comment is frankly underrated
Cause this product looks like it would take more than common sense to assemble
/s
That’s what I thoughtttt
Lilla Joba “This man’s good!”
Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib."
People are absurd.
Except make it LESS effective in the process... Baby bibs have a huge pocket thing in the bottom, so it *catches* spills... It's fucking pointless if you just have to clean pureed carrots and juice off the chair or the carpet. Amazing they managed to take an invention with so few features and cripple it by removing one 😂
Capitalism inspires innovation
@@EdgieAlias "innovation"
@@Jabadamazo they took it from barney Stinson bro bibs 🤣🤣
@@LunarEleven mildly unrelated but I feel like telling, I never raised a baby before (nor are there any babies in my distant family line) but I never noticed the pocket looking thing on the bottom of a bib till you mentioned it :0
"I didn't pee on the couch"
-Danny Gonzalez 2018
"Could you be the hot girl" - Danny
"Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy
who is he tho?
I think his name Is Brendan, his channel is in the description I believe
I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time
SAME HERE I COULDN’T STOP REPLAYING IT
Lol yea
Woah. Calm down. You might get fat, and ugly.
OMG YES😂
@Kate O'Callaghan woah same
wife: is that a bib?
Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!
“Moisten the needle tip and insert it into the bladder valve hole.”
Oh no, he’s not gonna...is he? OH GOD HE DID 🤮
Esp. After the hair.... lol
Lol
Not gonna lie, him licking that caught even me off guard
How else would you moisten it?
@@joostvanrens There are so SO many other ways lmao
Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac
*just a normal day in the life of a full-time CZcamsr*
Yup
*yes. just yes*
do you mean ottoman?
@@thegingerchannel5879 no he meant megaton
If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?
I would say yes. Any pregnant Greg has to classify as Gregnant now.
Meh. Aight
Thanks
yessir
Should they call their spawn Greg ?
I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out
Danny risked his life to make us this video 😌🙏🏻
Lmao
Yes 😂
respect to this dude
Yesh
What a freaking unit😩🙏
Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol
my God, you are correct!
Why would that affect the returnability factor?
I've returned earphones that had none of the accessories or instructions with them.
@@caracalcontinuum3118 welp you usually need the original box the article was inside and he ripped that
Damn I didn't think of that!!
I thought so too
"Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.
not funny, didn’t laugh.
EGGDOG didn't funny, not laugh
Ford Prefect funny, did laugh.
caramowl、 no funny, not laugh
Pornhub
Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.
Ngl sounds hella wholesome! I had the slippery corridors too but we had school shoes with grips lol
maybe if you got some ski poles...
I can just imagine everyone in your class watching you slide past really fast 😂
Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting
step 1: put your feet in
step 2: Slide and Come
That’s the dream.
come johnny just slide and come
hEy MoM i FoUnD a SlIdE hErE!!
Back into my life cause I miss my son
omg yes
this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators
R/rareinsults
Timestamp?
Considering the price for those glorified abacii, premium is right...
True
@ari! at the disco I did not need to know that
Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?
Who hasn't?
Wait how do they make tires
@@egdog5169 well,
They make em’.
Don’t ask questions about answers you don’t want
@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 LOOOOL
danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers
she comes back home after a long day at work to see her husbands friend recording him while he stands on the couch, bra held up against his eyes going "buzz buzz". he sees his wife and drops the bra to the floor "it's exactly what it looks like"
What are these words?
I think his wife would probably find the fly thing more believable lmao
I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented CZcams!
Wait I thought that he is Drew
Ya Boi Krish he’s Danny. Drew is the founder of youtube
Drew invented CZcams and was the first youtuber, but Danny is the fastest growing channel (don’t look that up)
@@thememelord6510 No, look it up, the internet verifies. "The fastest growing army"
Bobby Kelt thanks for the info! I’m glad they finally fixed that bug
Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac
i don't think she'd be surprised
420 like gang
@@melmar.5356 No
Hellbanisher Rockz you won’t be apart the g4ng my dood
@@melmar.5356 Too bad, we arent following you. You cant advertise everywhere and expect people to give you clout
“but then i actually genuinely slipped” -Danny
11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????
ya U have good ears
Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.
He’s like Ralph macchio lol
It’s funny to me how drew and kurtis are also like this and they’re all friends and make very similar content
@@ronan.cul08 Dude, I looked him up cuz I didn’t know who it was and I realized “oh it’s that guy from that one episode of Psych” and my eyes barely caught his age before I left the app. I thought I was tripping. This man is 60??? 🤯
I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol
Same
Im pretty sure that it was only for the trying out part i dunno
Me toooooooooooooo
The camera was moving and stuff so I thought maybe Laura was filming
SAAAAME
But like the camera was moving with Danny so idk why I was surprised...
"we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead*
Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass
11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.
What did he say? Couldn't figure out.
@@joao2505btch He says, "I'll probably suck your d***."
@@joao2505btch i think he said “i’d probably suck your dick”
@@joao2505btch"Are you expecting it now?" "What about now?"
Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”
Rat ;-;
Aye we got the same name😎
*_something isn't right here_*
I really like your username
"It is absorbent AND waterproof..."
*Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*
Lol exactly, cant be both
@Zaynab Pizza oh my God thank you!
It can be if it's got multiple layers. If it was just waterproof the coffee would just run off of it and still end up flowing onto your legs, so it'd be useless.
The outer layer would be an absorbent fabric and then the second layer would be waterproof.
“It is absorbent AND waterproof...”
Gets wet from the pee stain in the couch
Katie Sabin it can be both - like think of putting a towel over a piece of wax paper and pouring water on it. The water wouldn’t get through (waterproof) but it would be absorbed by the towel. It’s not a contradiction. However the product clearly is not absorbent enough.
why did u pee on the couch
11:13 I love how he was genuinely taken aback by that 🤣
....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.
Audrey Horne "peed" hege
Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??
i like the way you think
Hot glue them to a board
I will fulfill your wish
Stop with the question marks. Believe in yourself. I believe in you ;)
It was like 3 am when I made this lmao
tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭
Same!!!
imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.
“You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....”
LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.
I don’t get it.. halp?
he came
*lol*
@@-psilo-9071 He saw , and he conquered
@@brithomas1731 It’s a horny joke
“Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.
You can't escape...
*the fun of the FunSlides!*
I misread these comments and I thought they said “no where to run no where to hide you can’t escape the fun slides.” 😂
Madeline Dowd I would watch that commercial.
But if there is space to use carpet skates, surely there would be enough space to run
i read that to the tune of “nothing to do nowhere to go oh” from i wanna be sedated
There’s a level of the backrooms where those carpet skates would come in handy.
oh my god the power of your mind 💀
11:51 this makes you even more embarasing then just spilling coffee something on youre T-shirt. It seems youve peed youre pants
literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it
shaggy scoob ikr thats what I was thinking
@@vanadiate3085 ya your right it's so scummy
Cant you put it in another box?
Calvin Trollson those things want you to return it in the original box most of time
Calvin Trollson they probably wouldn’t refund it if it wasn’t in the original box
Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time CZcamsr.”
Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”
Yes. I saw that
I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"
I had the air pogo when I was a kid I almost broke my ankle so I would say 2/10
I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.
This is so shitty when they are not advertising for the people who need it most. Like I get they are trying to target mainstream but honestly who is dumb enough to buy the bib when they have no use of it? I think the advertisements needs to be more specific and should be more diverse. Instead they use same ideas people used when selling wipes or something
I hope more people see this comment
Really cool
Thank you for sharing this information! That makes so much sense
This makes a lot of sense!
I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny
Aw that’s a cute story
Dam, I come to the comments for bad jokes, not these wholesome moments
that's so randomly wholesome :)
memento mori
I forgot this happened until I saw my own comment when rewatching this video. I now remember it clearly. My heart ♥️
14:46 you have that person’s DNA you can find out who it was
He did the giant bib dirty. It never claimed to be able to keep you dry if you dump an entire glass of water in your lap but ti did keep you dry during a spit take. I think it did it's job admirably.
"i didn't pee on the couch" sounds a lot like something someone who peed on the couch would say
Eribruh facts
And then after what happened in the car...
Eribruh You don’t say
Eribruh yeah
DaFNAFartist THEIR AFTER US!
surely they put the instructions on the inside so you can't return them
very true
OOOOOOH
Danny's car seat became the avatar when he stood up after spilling the water at 12:14
It really did though, holy crap
The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-
I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES
Did you have a slob stopper?
Jessica Taylor Music wow you could really use a slob stopper
And you need a car to ruin
I'm the 800th comment
What’s up Danny it’s me Greg
Just an innocent Pomegranate what's up Greg I'm also greg
No you’re a pomegranate
I’m Greg
Pomegregate
666th like, I'm demon Greg
Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around
9:55 Forget messy spills and unplanned accidents - so you can focus on your planned accidents
there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour
EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.
katie h. Lol no way? That’s hilarious😂
Okay now I'm gonna hack you to see where you live and go to your house ...oh and go to that sick skate park
i'd go
Wait do u live in Pennsylvania?
Amy Diaz are you trying to track down this person's Address
why is no one talking about the "hot chick"
Captain Maeham that’s what I was thinking
Honestly like what’s she wearing?
@@bayleaf_heretv5393 facts
Because she is ultra hot
Sergent_Jacques fair enough
i love how danny looked like a ice skater doing tricks while dancing like a maniac
I like how the carpet skaters had more instructions than the pogo bounce ball
Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for
Gohar Grigorian co-works has a - otherwise it looks like cow orkers
That's a lot of words
I’m you’re cow worker
Your name sounds a lot liek Greg gregigan
niga
guys with good personalities: ❌❌
guys with good hair: ❌❌
guys who wear adult bibs: 😍😍😍
guys who are busy businessmen and spill their coffee on their suit : ❌❌
someone in your grass correction: 😩😩😍😍💦💦
2nd vid that I saw of Danny.Two years of being Greg sure has changed me.
Swear, these carpet boots are just the things they use to move sofas across a floor when you work in retail
graveyard girl is shaking
She is shook.
graveyard girl? I only know unbox boy…XD
Matthew Yikes Shooketh
Shit I thought I was orginal
too close to home for her lmao
“yeah these sound pretty athletic”
Yeah dude
Ginamaria *aesthetic*
Ginamaria im high as fuck so when i fiat looked at ur comment i thought u said pathetic
Almost 2k likes, nice
Ginamaria nice
we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance
17:33
Lyrics:
"Hey Danny"
"Hi"
walk. down. the stairs.
a bisexual mistake what kind of sane human being would do that?
he’s 23?? i thought he was like 17 tops
Kat Smith dame lol
Same*
Yah he even has a wife as mentioned in the vid
He has a young face
he’s got a ring but I also didn’t notice until like 10 vids in
I used to have those carpet slider things, never thought they were fun, but maybe that was because I never wore them with athletic shoes
8:43 the chaotic energy of this product was already hysterical but i really lost it over peanut
Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag*
Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*
It was the bag that the hair was attached to.
8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.
omfg lol
... your from Australia aren’t you
Squeaks
Out To Lunch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Out To Lunch OMG I’m DDDEEEEAAAADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe it's been almost 5 years since Drew went full time. ❤️
this is why laura doesn’t leave this man alone
i asked my friends if they are greg and they said "what?" and i looked at them in disgust...
i never associated with those craig's anymore
edit- ty for 1k likes on a comment lol xD
Luvdacooki can i ask about Laura? I'm new.
@@meods5255 Laura is his wife
last weekend I asked my lil brother if he was greg and he said that he "used to be" but he unsubbed. I had to explain to him that once you're greg, you're always greg
I loooove you
😂
*doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up*
WHATS UP GREG!!!!
YOU GET THE LOUDEST GREG GREETING!!!!!
Coolness _muffen potato
Coolness _muffen lmao same
Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗
6:43 At first, I thought the carpet had nails sticking out of it but then I noticed that it was just the design
“i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny
My favourite vine-
"I didnt pee on the couch"
"uhh yeah i sure hope you didnt"
Happy Mother’s Day ❤️
Should've used slop stopper
Only in the car
Ginamaria (x) doubt
( ) no doubt
this change of scenery has made me nervous
good
monet it gave me anxiety.
It's like the natural balance has been disturbed.
Danny it’s been three years. you can come clean about peeing on the couch. this is a safe space
It's been 5 years 😭
his maniac dance went crazyyy🤯
Anyone else on a Danny binge watch?????
Edit: thanks for the likes
Me, I just discovered him last night
@@gemstonerose4648 same
yes! i am unable to stop watching him. my wife has left me and my life is ruined. send help.
I am
Yes, ever since I became a Greg, that was 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, years ago
you may not have peed on your couch but you definitely peed on your car seat
Does he own a prius
😂
pipermarshmallow11 I mean he could use the slob stopper
Slob stopper
Me:is that one of those x-ray protection covers😂
17:53
"descending into heaven" is Greg that high up in the chain of being that it DESCENDS into heaven? wow, I'm glad I'm a part of it!
Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air!
Girl in video: 3 inches
it's about how to use the inches, not how many inches there are
@@casualcrisis6349 The cackle I just released-
“6+ that’s not a problem because I’m 23 years old”-Danny Gonzalez 2019
2018
2018
2018
"we gotta do like a skate video" proceeds to wipe out. Yup, exactly like a skate video. 10/10
This video made me feel old. I had one of those when i was a kid. Does anyone remember what it was????? We used to have jumping contests to see how could bounce the longest time. And it hits the ground the board HAS to go down. Love it!!
I can't believe the slob stopper didn't come with a girl...
what a rip off
Carson Bree LMAO
Carson Bree and the girl would had to be HOT for u to spill coffee
Ye Thway Aung yes
Carson Bree Ffo pir
It was the knock off version, that’s probably why
I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”
ya
Congratulations Danny on 4 years of being a full time CZcamsr!
11:45 Don't worry Danny, it happens to a lot of men.