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  • @kartoffelbuffer
    @kartoffelbuffer Před 4 lety +3599

    How did Nick Bolton miss the chance to say
    "But the taclight...still inTACt"?????
    I don't trust that guy

    • @lol-zr4iy
      @lol-zr4iy Před 4 lety +16

      Same

    • @glitchgwen470
      @glitchgwen470 Před 4 lety +47

      THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE MILITARY! I DON'T TRUST ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE TACLIGHT

    • @hertzxuff6579
      @hertzxuff6579 Před 4 lety +17

      c h u n k

    • @roulxskaard8459
      @roulxskaard8459 Před 4 lety +16

      Why even would you? All he is is a "Big strong man" that likes to lie about flashlights. Just sayin. :/
      hehe, yay, three likes :')

    • @kateg5763
      @kateg5763 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes!

  • @abigaildespina4689
    @abigaildespina4689 Před 5 lety +2768

    "It's built like a tank! When you drop it, it doesn't break!"
    ...
    WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A TANK?!

    • @thegoatcarnival
      @thegoatcarnival Před 4 lety +140

      And last I checked tanks get destroyed when run over by tanks.

    • @abireid697
      @abireid697 Před 4 lety +130

      I dropped my tank 2 mins ago, when do you not drop your tank?

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy Před 4 lety +13

      Have you never seen the A team movie?

    • @haileyirene1394
      @haileyirene1394 Před 4 lety +78

      I’m so clumsy, I keep dropping my tank in the icecream isle at Walmart

    • @justabookishreader
      @justabookishreader Před 4 lety +24

      If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin

  • @MF-XYLYL
    @MF-XYLYL Před 3 lety +3486

    Nick promoting his products: I'm literally in a tank and you're not.

  • @floppyj.burger5402
    @floppyj.burger5402 Před 3 lety +1408

    I like how when it was "ran over by a tank" it wasnt even there in the shot. they just put it there in the next shot

    • @hopingstare8980
      @hopingstare8980 Před 2 lety +17

      yeah

    • @SpencerPEvans
      @SpencerPEvans Před 2 lety +166

      wElL oBvIoUsLy, thE fLaShLiGgT cAn cAmOfLagE witH thU gRouND sInCe itS mIlItArY tUfF!

    • @j.p.blackcoyote
      @j.p.blackcoyote Před rokem +38

      It just rolled over to the bushes and then rolled back when the danger passed

    • @mrmeu3480
      @mrmeu3480 Před 10 měsíci +2

      4:20

    • @Xionarra
      @Xionarra Před 8 měsíci +7

      I thought this too so I watched the original taclight pro video that Danny's watching on yt. It actually is there believe it or not

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 Před 5 lety +1337

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals
    #1: Nick Bolton wasn't actually in the army

  • @maggiee.1105
    @maggiee.1105 Před 4 lety +10709

    all i’m saying is we’ve never seen nick bolton and the entire us army in the same room...

  • @the_actual_alex
    @the_actual_alex Před 2 lety +268

    Fun fact: the tank shown in these ads is a British chieftain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

    • @alexpaulk2819
      @alexpaulk2819 Před 11 měsíci +52

      Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Well the Chieftain only needs one person to operate as the driver but you are correct, Nick can not drive it.

    • @woodpecker4044
      @woodpecker4044 Před 7 měsíci +1

      huh? I don't think you know how tanks work

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 6 měsíci

      @@woodpecker4044huh? I don’t think you know how humorous comments work

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před 5 měsíci

      Fun fact; the tank shown in these ads is a British cheifain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke Před 3 lety +205

    "Have you ever been in a tank?"
    As a gunner on an Abrams, I'm one of the few people who can say yes. And dropping from a height and submerging in water is really bad for a tank. It's a 70 ton uranium behemoth, not a rubber ball.

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 Před rokem +1

      Uranium? Is there any depleted uranium in the abrams armor?

    • @TenTonNuke
      @TenTonNuke Před rokem +18

      @@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.

    • @sitfish1113
      @sitfish1113 Před rokem +11

      @@TenTonNuke Damm I never knew that. That's kinda cool but also a little worrying lol

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Před rokem +9

      That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty Před rokem +2

      @@WooporSPACE TETANUS LMFAOO

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 Před 5 lety +8675

    Man, I just hate it when my flashlight gets run over by a tank.

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds Před 4 lety +273

      It happens almost every day! ITS NOT EVEN WAR, but the TAC LIGHT will save me form my sad despairs

    • @datoneguage7859
      @datoneguage7859 Před 4 lety +145

      Alphasun yea the tanks are breaking everything i own.
      BUT NOT MY TAC LIGHT PRO

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. Před 4 lety +25

      The TacLight doesn't even get ran over...

    • @crackhead9455
      @crackhead9455 Před 4 lety +21

      Is that why your really sad?
      Dont worry..
      TAC LIGHT WONT BREA--

    • @Thecrazyone-hy2bx
      @Thecrazyone-hy2bx Před 4 lety +32

      Yep you just set it down and all of a sudden shit a tank

  • @samw4408
    @samw4408 Před 4 lety +4728

    ‘military grade’ is the dumbest selling point i swear, the military pays as little as possible for bulk supplies so half the time it sucks

    • @laurenmarzocca3903
      @laurenmarzocca3903 Před 3 lety +381

      i work for the military and yes, the technology is VERY outdated lol.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 Před 3 lety +382

      Anyone who buys or promotes something as "military grade" has never served in the military. Military grade isn't something to brag about 😂

    • @francheskasoto730
      @francheskasoto730 Před 3 lety +120

      My dad and mom are in, some of the stuff they get is really nice but most of it is shit

    • @AssemblyWizard
      @AssemblyWizard Před 3 lety +133

      yet this is a big selling point for VPN ads - "military grade encryption", which everyone already use daily 🤦

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 Před 3 lety +75

      I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR Před 3 lety +109

    [9:19] "Look, ordinary sunglasses just make things darker."
    ...yeah, nick. That's what they're designed to do.

  • @2445elijah
    @2445elijah Před 3 lety +69

    Here's a fun facts about "Military grade" in reference to products. It refers to the product being durable but also cheap, so it won't last as long as you'd think, essentially the bare minimum on quality

  • @Vibebees
    @Vibebees Před 5 lety +3214

    All of these products are specifically designed for Dwight K. Schrute

  • @username3818
    @username3818 Před 4 lety +7762

    If I saw a commercial that just said “sometimes you need pants,” I would buy them.

  • @the4green2man
    @the4green2man Před 2 lety +15

    i love the power creep on these flashlights. they should start their ads like: the nights keep getting darker, but tac light - keeps getting brighter.
    tac light: fight the endless night.

  • @delcenethemanlyman9028
    @delcenethemanlyman9028 Před 3 lety +38

    Wait, I think Nick Bolton does own a tank, because why else would they have the budget for a tank but not for their actors to go to a real football field?

  • @abigailc27
    @abigailc27 Před 5 lety +1100

    “in fact, he might even live in a tank”
    the sad part is that my brain actually thought “wait, _hes a fish?!_ ”

    • @kayahall2239
      @kayahall2239 Před 5 lety +25

      Hahahaha I thought the same thing!!!! I was thinking about him swimming in an aquarium tank😂

    • @NeonKat
      @NeonKat Před 5 lety +9

      😂

    • @koiuses
      @koiuses Před 5 lety +9

      brontosaurus the egg lMAO I CANT

    • @purgatoryproductions310
      @purgatoryproductions310 Před rokem +7

      nah that's navy guys

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +3

      @@purgatoryproductions310 oh navy guys 🙄😂

  • @comma3518
    @comma3518 Před 4 lety +3025

    “Most sunglasses just darken”
    Me: isn’t that what sunglasses do... they... darken...they darken the sun...

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz Před 4 lety +174

      Nah it suppose to make you look cool not to be practical.

    • @notsoobnie4577
      @notsoobnie4577 Před 4 lety +32

      @@malayfellaz I think it's both?

    • @juliebear6413
      @juliebear6413 Před 4 lety +115

      Yeah but... sometimes you need sunglasses in TACTICAL situations

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 Před 4 lety +71

      No. They're for you to look *MILITARY PRACTICAL*

    • @cibianray3065
      @cibianray3065 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol

  • @someoneyoudontknow8372
    @someoneyoudontknow8372 Před 3 lety +79

    EVERY. SINGLE. THING. They advertised my dad would 100% buy
    No hes not in the army he just thinks he will need it one day and that he lives in an action movie lol

  • @lipstickcloud
    @lipstickcloud Před 3 měsíci +9

    "This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment!" still makes me laugh every time. 😂

  • @irlsloth5250
    @irlsloth5250 Před 4 lety +2778

    After being in the marines, hearing something being labelled "military grade" immediately makes me think it's a piece of garbage that breaks after a few uses, and for whatever reason, no matter what it's made of, it's smells like wet dog.

    • @MorriganSlayde
      @MorriganSlayde Před 4 lety +168

      My dad thought it would be funny to feed us kids his thirty year old rations once.
      Anyway you still have your teeth too or nah?

    • @Emily.T26
      @Emily.T26 Před 4 lety +131

      My step mother was in the army and she said much the same things about military equipment. Thank you for your service

    • @mono3941
      @mono3941 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ryan Brandt bruh 'you're' is the correct way of saying, idk why you correcting it to 'your'

    • @Phantomwise2
      @Phantomwise2 Před 3 lety +78

      @@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.

    • @mono3941
      @mono3941 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Phantomwise2 ah ok, sorry for that :/

  • @samanthag1922
    @samanthag1922 Před 5 lety +469

    TacGreg-it’s just like regular greg, but it’s military grade and can stun murderers

  • @Monstrikism
    @Monstrikism Před rokem +23

    Imagine if Danny would interview Nick and asked him wtf went through his mind when he was doing these commercials.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 6 měsíci +6

      “Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go

  • @4leftclovers
    @4leftclovers Před 2 lety +36

    I love how Danny always says to not look it up if Greg is the biggest army on the internet or not but when I did look it up the results were actually Greg.

  • @magicfireflame
    @magicfireflame Před 4 lety +2836

    "Nick Bolton... Is an actor!?" *heart breaks into a million tiny pieces*

  • @ameliak2244
    @ameliak2244 Před 5 lety +503

    *I am personally offended because I am a professional flashlight user*

  • @jellyalcitrica7418
    @jellyalcitrica7418 Před 3 lety +19

    No one:
    When the video start: *a disturbing kid ad about playing with dead stuff animal or get a drink to stop littering* ;-;

  • @ammex7444
    @ammex7444 Před 3 lety +16

    Nick is just so much of a chad he doesn’t need to be in the army he *is* the army

  • @prcs420
    @prcs420 Před 5 lety +5305

    Greg is the fastest growing army because we're military tough 🔥

  • @sophieculleton2492
    @sophieculleton2492 Před 4 lety +3206

    I can’t believe Drew Gooden keyed that middle aged mans car

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 4 lety +115

      And he even did it in camera for the comercial, ehat a madlad

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 Před 4 lety +15

      Lawyer Morty ehat

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 4 lety +74

      @@cas6174 its an virtual hat, like an e mail is virtual mail, an ehat is a virtual hat

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 Před 4 lety +10

      Lawyer Morty 😂😂😂

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 4 lety +26

      @@cas6174 i know what you are thinking, no you may not wear it

  • @scionixx9568
    @scionixx9568 Před 3 lety +11

    I actually felt bad for the guy who’s car was keyed lol. The look on his face said “why did you do that to the dream car is been saving up for!” 😢

  • @octoinkorporated8283
    @octoinkorporated8283 Před rokem +18

    You heard it gregs Danny is half elf which explains why he never seems to age

  • @MichaelJaeYT
    @MichaelJaeYT Před 5 lety +2743

    Plot twist: TacLight paid Danny to make this video

    • @Aylaahh
      @Aylaahh Před 5 lety +10

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @demetriuslensky2483
      @demetriuslensky2483 Před 5 lety +6

      no they didn't pay me to do this

    • @user-lb9mx3uv5i
      @user-lb9mx3uv5i Před 5 lety +35

      @@demetriuslensky2483 Well of course they didn't pay YOU, you didn't make this video

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 Před 5 lety +13

      Its coz everyone is Greg and sometimes you need to watch a video

    • @silentfilmss
      @silentfilmss Před 5 lety +24

      Plot twist: this entire video was shot on a TacCamera.

  • @NT-tn6oo
    @NT-tn6oo Před 5 lety +4359

    please buy and review all these products

  • @noraminor7324
    @noraminor7324 Před 3 lety +6

    Ahhh yes the taclight I am sure I own that. Or as i'd like to say the best way to piss off the people on your camping trip. While this is great for making your way to the bathroom at girl scout camp at one am, it is a sure-fire way to wake up every scout scout within a 300 ft radius.

  • @EldritchCow
    @EldritchCow Před 3 lety +14

    The tac light
    The tac light pro
    The tac light power pro
    The tac light powerful
    The tac light powerful Ultimate
    The tac lazer
    The tac lazer pro
    The tac lazer mega pro
    The tac lazer pro Ultimate
    The tac lazer pro ultimate 2X
    And that's all i got

    • @themixgenius1993
      @themixgenius1993 Před 2 lety +2

      The Tac Light Power Super Mega Pro Max Ultimate 3000 S Premium Limited Ultra Rare Special Collector's Edition 5G Variant Phantom Black Color

  • @jawbreaker2001
    @jawbreaker2001 Před 5 lety +1009

    Ahh yes when I was deployed we often used bright flashlights to blind the terrorists. They naturally ran away as it was just too bright.

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 Před 5 lety +99

      Trailer Park Cowboy as is common knowledge, all evil people are vampires and will immediately shrivel and die under strong light

    • @MM-wk2tn
      @MM-wk2tn Před 5 lety +22

      The only way we can stop the terrorists is by blinding them with bright flashlights, as the nice commenter above me said, all bad people are vampires.

    • @laraibaziz1978
      @laraibaziz1978 Před 5 lety +11

      don’t forget to put it on “self defense mode”

    • @holmesss01
      @holmesss01 Před 5 lety +9

      since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken Před 5 lety +11

      Airport security? Pfft, just shine the Tac Light on everyone. Those who aren't terrorists won't run away.

  • @Shalquoir5
    @Shalquoir5 Před 3 lety +1943

    I like how the guy that needs a flashlight has a lantern. And the guy needing a lantern, has a flashlight. They should be friends

    • @vidiyya
      @vidiyya Před 2 lety +241

      Even better - they should date. They can share their lantern and flashlight and, when both of those are off, can make military grade love

    • @melwasnevergivenaname
      @melwasnevergivenaname Před 2 lety +142

      @@vidiyya Military Grade Love would be an awesome album name

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort Před rokem +48

      enemies to lovers slow burn

    • @mellowmishXD
      @mellowmishXD Před rokem +90

      @@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“
      “Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)”
      “Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!”
      Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!!
      ‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable.
      Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?”
      “H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!”
      Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now!
      “..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice.
      “U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...”
      After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s.
      “Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?”
      The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...”
      “You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))”
      Then they made out. The end.
      P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Před rokem

      @@mellowmishXD I hate you

  • @nolife097
    @nolife097 Před 2 lety +14

    This aged well for iphone 7:10

  • @gabe8072
    @gabe8072 Před 3 lety +7

    Ok, so my parents got me a taclight for my birthday a few days ago. How it works is that there are three different “levels” of brightness. If you click once, it’s super bright. If you click 2times, it’s sorta bright, and if you click 3 times, it’s dim. If you click 4 times, it goes into that self defense mode on the highest brightness. And you have to cycle through all of the levels to get back to off.
    So yeah, that’s how it works

  • @paracyclo1960
    @paracyclo1960 Před 5 lety +1445

    You forgot that in EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL THEY MAKE it's the *SAME MUSIC*
    that same guitar riff. Tac light, tac visor, tac shades, tac mender,
    NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NOW NOW NOOOW

    • @tracimoyer9879
      @tracimoyer9879 Před 4 lety +143

      the fact that you wrote the riff in the comment is just beautiful

    • @Emma-wx8ty
      @Emma-wx8ty Před 4 lety +10

      ^^^

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 Před 4 lety +25

      I thought the cat took over

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange Před 4 lety +15

      Are you alright? You seem traumatised

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Před 4 lety +8

      It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up

  • @weavesnatched7957
    @weavesnatched7957 Před 5 lety +1548

    The only Bolton that I trust is Troy Bolton.

  • @someguy3357_gaming
    @someguy3357_gaming Před 3 lety +10

    I think it's funny how he goes from loving nick to hating him

  • @residentlesbian3287
    @residentlesbian3287 Před rokem +6

    Ironically my dad owns a tactical flashlight. He thinks it’s the best thing 😂

  • @na___5834
    @na___5834 Před 5 lety +574

    This video should be called “The Ad-ventures of Nick Bolton”

  • @marlobear5781
    @marlobear5781 Před 4 lety +8255

    I actually own the taclight pro and I didn’t even know that it was a taclight
    Also it’s broken

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 Před 4 lety +636

      Marlo Bear
      MiLiTaRy ToUgH

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 Před 4 lety +386

      Marlo Bear but it’s military tough?

    • @retroevelyne7772
      @retroevelyne7772 Před 4 lety +602

      How did you break a millitary tough object that is made out of a tank

    • @melissamartinez5432
      @melissamartinez5432 Před 4 lety +253

      @@retroevelyne7772 he dropped it like he dropped his tank. Smh💀 it happens to eVeRyOnE😂😂😂

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 Před 4 lety +371

      Was It ran over by *two* tanks?

  • @Fil_the_spil
    @Fil_the_spil Před 2 lety +8

    12:29 LMAO I died laughing when I saw this clip

  • @ElijahSinclair1220
    @ElijahSinclair1220 Před 3 lety +8

    12:12 download and save
    That’s literally the same thing

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen Před 5 lety +828

    These ads are for the middle aged tech geek who wants to feel like a badass

    • @oj436
      @oj436 Před 5 lety +12

      *middle school

    • @cupkake0104
      @cupkake0104 Před 5 lety +9

      these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.

    • @cupkake0104
      @cupkake0104 Před 5 lety +3

      JustYourAverageGirl honestly I wish because then he’d have a reason for having them

    • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
      @JustYourAverageGirl2002 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cupkake0104 Damn XD

    • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
      @JustYourAverageGirl2002 Před 5 lety

      @@cupkake0104 Well I guess if the zombie apocalypse ever happens we know who to find.

  • @aaronhuss6175
    @aaronhuss6175 Před 5 lety +1650

    Sometimes you need pants!
    Old Navy.
    We have pants.

    • @teageefish
      @teageefish Před 5 lety +28

      We have the Meats

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 Před 5 lety +9

      Aaron Huss Parkour Arby’s + Old Navy = you’re an old white dad with poor old white dad taste in everything from clothes to food.

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 Před 5 lety +2

      @@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 Před 5 lety +2

      @@aaronhuss6175 I'm more talking about my grandfather. He's a hot ass mess of a man but I still think he's great 😂😂

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 Před 5 lety +2

      Alana Jones old Arby’s we have the jeans
      Arby’s navy we have meat jeans
      Old arnavy we are pant meat

  • @ps9058
    @ps9058 Před 3 lety +4

    Him- That's military tough
    Danny- stfu😅
    I don't know y but I laughed on this one

  • @edwardspidermonkey
    @edwardspidermonkey Před 3 lety +55

    I was having a panic attack and trying to do deep breathing to calm down. Watching this was what finally got my breathing and crying to slow. Thank you. Your work is really important, more than you know.

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 Před 4 měsíci

      I hope you’re doing better now

  • @nighthawk4502
    @nighthawk4502 Před 4 lety +12483

    As a guy who’s in the Air Force, I can easily say that all of us are military tough, and we can withstand being run over by tanks. We also have Nick Bolton inside of us.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 Před 4 lety +830

      Oh no, that last sentence. I have a dirty mind haha.

    • @Chaimaaxox
      @Chaimaaxox Před 4 lety +121

      @@youngfunny1824 hahahaahaha

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Před 4 lety +162

      Kinky ;)

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 Před 4 lety +319

      There’s just a man inside of you with all of your actual organs inside lol

    • @MerlijnMol.
      @MerlijnMol. Před 4 lety +79

      you are airforce so its probably a dick and not nick bolton

  • @emilygabriel923
    @emilygabriel923 Před 5 lety +3006

    Greg stands for
    *G* nick
    *R* isn’t
    *E* in the
    *G* military

    • @vmoney6904
      @vmoney6904 Před 5 lety +35

      :O

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 Před 5 lety +153

      Your intellect is higher than that of shaggy and moto moto using their power at 200%

    • @investigationeer5063
      @investigationeer5063 Před 5 lety +30

      Actually quantum mechanics forbid this

    • @chvse1
      @chvse1 Před 5 lety +10

      /('_')\

    • @spoofoof6717
      @spoofoof6717 Před 5 lety +17

      Yup because that's how that works 😂

  • @danielvaldez6920
    @danielvaldez6920 Před 3 lety +7

    Poor naive Danny 12:07

  • @CreoTan
    @CreoTan Před 2 lety +2

    “Have _you_ ever been in a tank?” Yeah lol fun fact about DoDEA schools (schools for kids of military families, usually on or near military bases), they really often have like, these “fun educational days” for elementary/middle schoolers where they’ll bring in a bunch of military vehicles and whatnot and let you crawl around inside them and stuff. It was pretty fun but mostly bc we didn’t have to do any schoolwork lmao

  • @sunnysmiles2888
    @sunnysmiles2888 Před 5 lety +1833

    Ah, finally got my new Taclight ultimate! I’ll just set it on my nightstand.
    **hears burglar**
    **shines taclight ultimate**
    **we both go blind**

    • @cleoresemanes8852
      @cleoresemanes8852 Před 5 lety +14

      Slime Warrior 😂😂😂

    • @josephreis2915
      @josephreis2915 Před 5 lety +54

      Cleorese Manes should have been wearing your tac glasses 🤷‍♂️

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 Před 4 lety +2

      joseph reis it was their mistake.... *EVERYBODY HAS A FLASHLIGHT*

    • @username172
      @username172 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kitwarrior4life124 wait!? what if the burglar has a taclight?!

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Před 4 lety +2

      That's not the best light for blinding people, this is: czcams.com/video/Mbj7ERIDKCc/video.html

  • @flamingghottea
    @flamingghottea Před 5 lety +446

    Absolutely no one:
    Nick Bolton: *tAcitAl mIlitAry pRodUcts-*

  • @somethinggay_torres9404
    @somethinggay_torres9404 Před 3 lety +4

    My dad owns the taclight pro, and its very dim and broken.

  • @dejongster1214
    @dejongster1214 Před 3 lety +4

    my history teacher uses the tac cam to record all his classes as “proof” for the school district if we misbehave

  • @shanazoe3795
    @shanazoe3795 Před 5 lety +442

    WARNING 0:51 HAS A RAPID FLASHING LIGHT sensitive viewers advised.

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows Před 5 lety +25

      Hey i mean if it can be shown on TV.. clearly it's following regulations? but yeah that even hurt my eyes and im not prone to any sensitivity.

    • @notmyname8764
      @notmyname8764 Před 5 lety +25

      SkarletShadows It can cause people with epilepsy to have seizures

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 Před 5 lety +13

      Shana Paulus he should pin this

    • @porcelaintyl
      @porcelaintyl Před 5 lety

      @@SkarletShadows same here bro

    • @tazonrojo
      @tazonrojo Před 5 lety +1

      Too late :(

  • @kelseck
    @kelseck Před 5 lety +236

    apparently I live right next to Nick Bolton’s gym, so just let me know if you need me to confront him about his fake ass military career

    • @MR-kt1vx
      @MR-kt1vx Před 5 lety +9

      kelsey plz do

    • @cinderkellie9424
      @cinderkellie9424 Před 5 lety +10

      kelsey I hope Danny sees this comment lol

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates Před 5 lety +36

      Careful. He may disintegrate you with his Tac Light Mega Super Pro to erase the evidence.

    • @R5erBrooklyn
      @R5erBrooklyn Před 5 lety +11

      Yes please do!! And wear the tac camera so we can see his reaction

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 Před 5 lety +8

      Please do, but remember, he's military tough

  • @BwBumbar
    @BwBumbar Před 3 lety +2

    The next level version of this are the cold steel demonstration videos. My friends and I used to watch those constantly. The owner of the company produces and stars in them and has a dvd about his daily routine called “warrior lifestyle” that he sells for $99. They make knives, swords, blowguns, bow staffs. They stab cars and meat filled denim. You should check them out. They are insane.

  • @609Blackrose
    @609Blackrose Před 3 lety +3

    I was in the Military, and when I hear Military tough all I think is it will require too much maintenance and is weaker then things similar. That's why I don't drive my tank around. Also I would be more impressed if they ran over the flashlight on pavement where it can't be pushed downwards.

    • @609Blackrose
      @609Blackrose Před 3 lety

      Also since I didn't see this before commenting but they were crawling to high, if you don't taste dirt your head is too high.

  • @gabrielnadeau8713
    @gabrielnadeau8713 Před 4 lety +2806

    "This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment",
    I can finally glue my life back together!

  • @theyknowwearehere
    @theyknowwearehere Před 5 lety +681

    Wait can you get blinded from a Tac flashlight while wearing Tac glasses

  • @dudeski6548
    @dudeski6548 Před 3 lety +5

    4:05 Hi I’m Nick Bolton and I’m here to present the tac tank. This Syrian village hasn’t bought their monthly supply of tac products. These people with their weapons could beat a regular tank but with tac tank they are no match against us

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +2

      Now featuring the Tac Drone - regular drones can only break parts of the Geneva Convention - but with Tac Drone you can break the entire Geneva Convention in a single drone strike!! Buy now for 10% off!!

  • @siennasolazzo4439
    @siennasolazzo4439 Před 3 lety +3

    Petition for Danny to buy a taclight and make an even better taclight commercial

  • @Birry
    @Birry Před 5 lety +708

    g i v e m e y o u r e n t i r e s t o c k

    • @rulebreaker2948
      @rulebreaker2948 Před 5 lety +4

      I'll take your entire stock*

    • @syhz
      @syhz Před 5 lety +1

      @Ben Matlock No, He’s demanding it.

    • @-blitz-472
      @-blitz-472 Před 5 lety

      Does it work underwater?

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo Před 5 lety

      here is your 700th like, congrats

  • @Aaron-tc5gq
    @Aaron-tc5gq Před 5 lety +523

    Ok but who is going to drive a tank over a flashlight

  • @thesaltiestfry8422
    @thesaltiestfry8422 Před 2 lety +30

    Isn’t Nick technically a felon? Isn’t pretending to be a soldier/vet illegal? Stolen valor or something?

    • @emiliamickain6786
      @emiliamickain6786 Před 2 lety +18

      I think it's probably okay, since they don't say (in the commercials) that he is a soldier. Although they are heavily implying that he is, but they never explicitly say that he is a soldier/vet

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před 2 lety +2

      @@emiliamickain6786 hmm good point 😅

    • @yeeyeemfs7055
      @yeeyeemfs7055 Před 2 lety +2

      Also wouldn't the same apply to actors who play the roles of soldiers?

    • @thesaltiestfry8422
      @thesaltiestfry8422 Před 2 lety +5

      @@yeeyeemfs7055 No I don’t think so. Actors playing soldiers obviously aren’t soldiers, whereas some random guy saying he’s a soldier would be illegal.

    • @yeeyeemfs7055
      @yeeyeemfs7055 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thesaltiestfry8422 got it. Thanks

  • @RandomCronch
    @RandomCronch Před 10 měsíci +3

    The fact that they actually put danny in a tactical ad 💀💀💀

  • @funkydude8196
    @funkydude8196 Před 5 lety +704

    I'm better then Greg, I'm even better than the TacGreg, and the TacGreg Pro
    I'm the TacGreg Power Pro

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 Před 5 lety +9

      Oh no

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo Před 5 lety +7

      Im MEGATAGGREGPROOOOO 😅

    • @gayghostguy2089
      @gayghostguy2089 Před 5 lety +11

      Why should you be TacGreg Power Pro when next year you could probably be Super Mega TacGreg Power Pro Ultimate?

    • @josou2895
      @josou2895 Před 5 lety +2

      jokes on you HANNAH! the TacGreg super ultra mega best power pro beats your power pro from hero to zero!

    • @leiarose4662
      @leiarose4662 Před 5 lety +1

      What's next?

  • @ava-qp8te
    @ava-qp8te Před 5 lety +386

    bold of you to assume i’ve never been in a tank

  • @fangghjnbb6007
    @fangghjnbb6007 Před 3 lety +3

    This is without a doubt the funniest commentary video I’ve ever se-“Now that’s what I call military tough” Danny-“Shut the f*ck up”

  • @shigechiyangu454
    @shigechiyangu454 Před 3 lety +15

    As a person who also has icy eyes, I'm glad that no one is calling his eyes "dead" in the comments

    • @blackberrycatcrafts
      @blackberrycatcrafts Před 3 lety +4

      Nah, they’re just simping 😂

    • @AUBREY-ml4ex
      @AUBREY-ml4ex Před 2 lety +1

      Bro icy eyes is so pretty why do people call them dead.

    • @shigechiyangu454
      @shigechiyangu454 Před 2 lety

      @@AUBREY-ml4ex cuz they look so cold and terrifying. Especially if you have dark hair like me.

  • @islamacdoanld7827
    @islamacdoanld7827 Před 5 lety +556

    Does anyone else realllllyyyyyy want him to buy all the products and review them

  • @foltzyy
    @foltzyy Před 3 lety +2679

    the one chunk of hair bouncing on danny’s head has me distracted

    • @lemon3661
      @lemon3661 Před 3 lety +259

      I didn’t notice it until this comment, now I’m bothered by it

    • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
      @miraculoustalesofobliviousness Před 3 lety +93

      Oh no now that you pointed it out I can’t stop getting bothered by it 😂

    • @onelargeotter
      @onelargeotter Před 3 lety +29

      makes me think of that glitchy animation from that Up/Monsters vs Aliens knock off

    • @lorelaigilmore8668
      @lorelaigilmore8668 Před 3 lety +16

      I haven't been able to stop staring all video, glad someone else noticed too-

    • @gombomicrowave9489
      @gombomicrowave9489 Před 3 lety +8

      I just realized this

  • @Miloblooms
    @Miloblooms Před 2 lety +5

    7:14
    Apple?
    You hearing this?
    This is you
    you do this to us
    you make us buy slightly upgraded phones every year
    so we go broke
    and all we have are your phones
    why apple

  • @DasVERMiT
    @DasVERMiT Před 3 lety +2

    12:25 - Can we talk about how the "FULL HD 1080p 12M" sticker on the front of the camera is misaligned so it's covering part of the lens? They couldn't even be bothered to pick out one where it's applied correctly for their close up shot.

  • @jussiviinamaki3726
    @jussiviinamaki3726 Před 5 lety +614

    Airplane grade aluminium is literally just aluminium

    • @RunOverHomeless
      @RunOverHomeless Před 5 lety +10

      @@Vexarax THE CLOUD PEOPLE DID 9/11

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid Před 5 lety +41

      Liloh Rydstrom I don’t know how you turned this video about bad commercials into a debate about 9/11 conspiracies.. that’s weird man.

    • @tortrest282
      @tortrest282 Před 5 lety +1

      Liloh Rydstrom nice

    • @RunOverHomeless
      @RunOverHomeless Před 5 lety +4

      @@Vexarax CLOUD PEOPLE KILLED MY DOG WITH ALUMINUM, AND I FIND THIS COMMENT EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE.

    • @Shako_Lamb
      @Shako_Lamb Před 5 lety +1

      r/itswooooshwith4os

  • @sunny-qv6mi
    @sunny-qv6mi Před 5 lety +759

    Get your tactical flashlight, each equipped with a tiny Nick Bolton inside

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 Před rokem +1

    The way the super-chippy persona drops at "Military Tough!" to just monotone "shut the fuck up" at 12:29 is perfect

  • @thiswillnotdo6027
    @thiswillnotdo6027 Před 3 lety +2

    3:15 I love how theres obviously another light source on the other side of the room reflecting on the guys face. Its like they didn't even try XD

  • @AWildJirachi
    @AWildJirachi Před 4 lety +2191

    Just wanted to comment that out of curiosity, I went to google if Nick was ever in the military. I just typed in the words “was Nick,” and the first or second result was “was Nick Bolton in the military?” Thought it was pretty funny

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 Před 4 lety +66

      Was he

    • @coffinman1217
      @coffinman1217 Před 4 lety +3

      XD

    • @parker5043
      @parker5043 Před 3 lety +34

      was he though

    • @parker5043
      @parker5043 Před 3 lety +164

      okay guys i looked it up and he was never in the army

    • @marlisemassey8550
      @marlisemassey8550 Před 3 lety +74

      I swear google can read our minds I'll google the randomest sentence and halfway through it suggests the exact thing I was thinking

  • @pinkpinkpinkpink8888
    @pinkpinkpinkpink8888 Před 5 lety +503

    Greg is the fastest growing military tough army on the internet

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 Před 5 lety +13

      When you turns notifications on, you become Greg and Automaticly get a tank

    • @cleoresemanes8852
      @cleoresemanes8852 Před 5 lety

      0 subs with no vids I thought I was Greg cause I subscribed. 😭. I just realized I never got a tank so I was never truly Greg.

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 Před 5 lety +5

      @@cleoresemanes8852 oh no! You didn't receive your tank through yeet delivery service! File a complaint!

    • @anocheladyabmugal3852
      @anocheladyabmugal3852 Před 5 lety

      *cough cough* T SeRiEs *cough*

    • @meispotato7957
      @meispotato7957 Před 5 lety

      **don't look that up**

  • @caffein8dfalcon
    @caffein8dfalcon Před rokem +1

    10:15 this HAS to be a reoccurring character in TacProduct lore. I’m 99% sure he’s the guy using the TacBat (or a different flashlight) in self defense mode on a stairway. I recognize him from a different Danny video on the Tac products 😂

  • @alanradeio8189
    @alanradeio8189 Před 3 lety +4

    As someone who has a fear of darkness and the taclight pro, i can say, the lantern doesnt do shit

    • @Blahalel
      @Blahalel Před 5 dny

      i genuinely thought you meant you feared taclight pros and the dark

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks Před 5 lety +1431

    These commercials were the pinnacle of all those actors' careers

  • @toughorangebloomplayz1272
    @toughorangebloomplayz1272 Před 5 lety +438

    This channel’s army is MILITARY TOUGH (don’t look that up)

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 Před 3 lety +1

    Just wanted to come back here and mention that I saw this commercial on the and I just started cackling cuz of your video and my granny looked at me funny. It was worth it😂

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations Před 2 lety

    That clip of the teen keying that guy's car, just reminded me of that one time, where my twin sis and I, parked our little Peugeot 107 by the hospital across our mom's place. And then when we came back someone had keyed _every single_ part of the car. Like just straight up keyed X'es on every plate. It was so weird and annoying. Too bad we didn't have a TacCamera to save the day.

  • @palaris8993
    @palaris8993 Před 5 lety +389

    Imagine this: You and your wife are sleeping in your tacbed when you hear a crash in your house, you go downstairs and see a teenager on his skateboard breaking things whit his rocket louncher so you pull out you taclite hyper and put it in attack mode, you shine it at him and in a blink of a second him and half of your house gets disintegrated by the light, your wife comes downstairs and is blinded by the light and fells down the stairs, you laugh as you remeber the times she called you crazy for sleeping whit your tacglasses omega on suddenly you hear Nick Bolton behinde you say " thats what i call military tough"

  • @BobTheFlyingPig
    @BobTheFlyingPig Před 5 lety +153

    Nick Bolton is probably Troy Bolton's uncle that never gets invited to family reunions

  • @jinwai4202
    @jinwai4202 Před 2 lety

    12:30 savage danny comes out and im here for it. how could you, nick bolton.

  • @shutupleahwhite
    @shutupleahwhite Před 3 lety +1

    10:45 is just.... *chefs kiss*

  • @shybutsly8453
    @shybutsly8453 Před 5 lety +529

    Nick Bolton is Troy Bolton's brother we never knew about.

  • @JulianSki
    @JulianSki Před 4 lety +395

    My father drove tanks in the military and he doesn’t know shit about flashlights

    • @carlcarl4287
      @carlcarl4287 Před 4 lety +13

      Julian Mierzejewski can we get an f in the chat for your father

    • @ohhowthetableshaveturned4691
      @ohhowthetableshaveturned4691 Před 4 lety +31

      Because he is not NICK BOLTON

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes he does shut up shut up nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 Před 4 lety +7

      Lawyer Morty r u ok

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ayellowpapercrown6750 I dont want to talk about it

  • @that_burrito_guy6676
    @that_burrito_guy6676 Před rokem +2

    What's funny is I have dropped one of these flashlights on my toe, my frickin toe, and it just gave out and died

  • @milenadenz4216
    @milenadenz4216 Před 3 lety

    At 8:00 they not only sewed the pocket back on the pants, but they also sewed front and back together. Well done!!