NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew
Country music used to be amazing. Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, and Willie Nelson are all amazing songwriters. Unfortunately this is pretty much what country music is today, except more racist
Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America
I’m from Europe, my ex lived in Texas. I remember him taking me to a Cabella’s and me almost having a panic attack at the overstimulation of taxidermy mountain, wall of guns including desk mounted Gatling gun and clothes mannequins around the store wielding axes and sledge hammers as weapons
Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck" Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..." Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."
I know it's a parody, but it legit slaps :D honestly, I find myself wondering if Kurtis should straight-up go into a secondary career as the next Weird Al Yankovic
Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is... But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.
In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...
Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!
That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.
My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan
i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly
I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.
"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.
I grew up on a farm, but never considered myself a country boy. I was into shitty pop punk and skateboarding. It was always the suburban kids that wore plaid shirts tucked into their massive belt buckles and topped it off with a cowboy hat. They loved to talk about how “country” they were and they’d kick my ass. They wanted to be cowboys so bad. The funny part was they probably couldn’t remember the last time they saw a cow in real life, when I had to get up 2 hours before school and shovel shit for an hour and a half.
It's so funny when people do satire country music because it barely sounds satirical, if at all. And I mean that in a genuine, non-exaggerating way. I actually went through a stage where I considered country music might be a huge satire joke that all americans & canadians participate in (sorta like Australians and drop bears that actually exist but they like to satirically joke that they don't exist 'cause they "do" hint hint😉😉😉😉 just kidding).
I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one! Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL
Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music
Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.
@Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: czcams.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/video.html
my grandmother was a 3rd gen dairy farmer and therefore a certified country girl, I remember her once telling me and my siblings that you could always tell a real country boy from a fake, (or as she called, a city slicker) by the way they wore their boots, untucked was real because sand couldn't get in your boots that way, me and my siblings always thought that was the funniest thing because who would ever fake being a country boy lol, but when it zoomed in on his tucked in boots i couldn't stop laughing, rip grandma
Ohh ok, I was wondering why you would want to have them untucked. Where I live all we have is rubber boots, and if you don't tuck then your pant legs are going to get wet.
As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell. Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake. At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me. I've never felt so alone until now. (And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀) (I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)
Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you
I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂
Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.
My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song
Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.
I feel like our Canadian accents can be so lazy/chill sounding it's just really easy to make it Southern by slowing your voice down and slightly slurring your words lmao
I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck". Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.
I'm from the American south. Yeah, I'd love for him to go to a Walmart Sporting Isle in the States. Definitely can't buy guns and ammo at a Walmart. No sir.
Right? It wasnt until i did a school exchange experience that I met people that were genuinely unsettled by taxidermy-like I grew up with deer, bear, turkey, heck even bighorn sheep and pronghorn taxidermy in my family's and friends houses, and it def isnt unusual for places like BPS or Gander Mountain to have big game taxidermy all over
@@colin564 I know. I was referring to your wording. It's important. Many people outside of the LGBT+ community still believe you can "become gay". It's your choice how you narrate our lives, but I urge you to make the right decision. :)
My husband-uncle found it really funny too! It is kinda sad he fell in love with someone outside the family tree though. How is he going to keep those good genes in the family now?
*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist"
-Kurtis Conner
He spittin facts tho
He knows what's up
@UCuTsOpFVtTF0zgRsN4Ikv1w why are u mad lol he’s right
@@chunkyunicorn3996
Clearly the person your responded to deleted their comment. I hate when that happens. What did they say???
@@stacie7766 probably like: camo and hats dont make you racist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.
Cowboys>>>>>country boys
Fr💀 when he showed the picture I was positively flabbergasted
I'm so mad i can't have that table myself
Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask
I was thinking the same thing lol
hahaha truuuue
LMFAOOOOOOO
its so sad that I didnt even notice he was wearing one 😭my brain just put his face back to normal because masks are so normal now
A
NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew
I love that SO MUCH
To be fair it’s not that far off of real country music
Yeah this is basically what country music is. This is as deep as it gets.
that is honestly iconic and you’re not far off from actual country music 😂😂😂
Country music used to be amazing. Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, and Willie Nelson are all amazing songwriters. Unfortunately this is pretty much what country music is today, except more racist
can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS
fart 💀
fart 💀
yeah!!
fart 💀
squeet 💀
I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem
if only tiger king were here to hear it
YES LITERALLY A BI ANTHEM
Poly bi amthem!!!
YES my life is complete
yESSS
“how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST
and the lips saying "FUCK YOU" 💀💀
Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America
To be fair it makes a pretty good summary of what the average “country” person is like
Yeah...that tracks lmao
As a Brit I'm horrified
@@Random-sk6hmas an american im also horrified
I’m from Europe, my ex lived in Texas. I remember him taking me to a Cabella’s and me almost having a panic attack at the overstimulation of taxidermy mountain, wall of guns including desk mounted Gatling gun and clothes mannequins around the store wielding axes and sledge hammers as weapons
Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck"
Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..."
Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."
LOL
Arent female country singers more like: You are like a heart atack~~
Kurtis is a gender now
@@sb5prettycuteness566 kurtis is now my gender identity my pronouns are yee and haw
ah yes, the three genders
When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(
felt that D':
It do be like that
deep 😔
😂😂
Yee yee 😔
blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠
I know it's a parody, but it legit slaps :D honestly, I find myself wondering if Kurtis should straight-up go into a secondary career as the next Weird Al Yankovic
I thought that said "bloody related" 💀💀💀
Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is...
But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.
In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...
So your version of country people is people that live in the country?
It’s actually kind of like that (or was like that at one point) here in the US. It just depends on the location
Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!
That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.
ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes
My enby farm friend is indeed a verified living country meme
@@adrienneczerni6516 I stan
@@adrienneczerni6516 we stan.
Im not liking because 666 likes
yes i identify as a country meme
“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines
TRUE
"I forgot about dip😑😩" 👌🤣
I cracked up so much loll
I'm sorry I don't understand that, is that line supposed to be sarcastic?
I hated that line
How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit
PLSSS
DUDE I THINK IT WAS HIS ARMS CAUSE THE SLEVES WERE JUST HANGING
The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video
“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate
please i almost snorted my water out my nose it was Too accurate
I choked
I think that's a unjust stereotype 😡😡😡
@@niks9652 are you joking?
@@georgie488 not at all, how would you like it if I ridicule your culture?
he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously
Omg I almost spat my tea
👏👏This needs more likes
I chocked on my cereal
Bruh an ACTUALLY underrated comment
YES.
My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan
Also can confirm that bass pro shops are terrifying, Kurtis is so brave
i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly
I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.
Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT it makes it even funnier tho
Bruuuuuuuuh
Is there a way to tell if he was really using the front camera?
LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
@@gabb5 the camera is very still and old mate was clearly watching himself so I can only assume
I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem
@UCTcWfNptoHFonweXRtUjhYw i'm pretty sure he's said before that he's straight
@@elliot4508 ya but in the song he wants to be with both the brother and sister, that’s what they were referring to haha
kurtis might be straight but that song sure daggum ain't
He may be straight but us bisexuals have sure claimed him
@@s.salem6.6 oh ok
"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.
I grew up on a farm, but never considered myself a country boy. I was into shitty pop punk and skateboarding. It was always the suburban kids that wore plaid shirts tucked into their massive belt buckles and topped it off with a cowboy hat. They loved to talk about how “country” they were and they’d kick my ass. They wanted to be cowboys so bad. The funny part was they probably couldn’t remember the last time they saw a cow in real life, when I had to get up 2 hours before school and shovel shit for an hour and a half.
it's all fun and games until you realize Kurtis actually has the vocal range to be in Wallows
ok is he or is he not
Lol no he is not in that band
LISTEN TO HEY LOVER IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM
It's so funny when people do satire country music because it barely sounds satirical, if at all.
And I mean that in a genuine, non-exaggerating way.
I actually went through a stage where I considered country music might be a huge satire joke that all americans & canadians participate in (sorta like Australians and drop bears that actually exist but they like to satirically joke that they don't exist 'cause they "do" hint hint😉😉😉😉 just kidding).
😂😂😂
Kurtis: "why did he get in the passenger side?".
Obviously to just sit in his truck and think about crazy shit.
Missed opportunity by Kurt
I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one!
Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL
Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music
I'm glad they refer to that girl as "the farmer's daughter." I, too, like to refer to women exclusively by what man they belong to.
I mean yeah that’s all country men care about
Yee thats country boys
"You can't steal what is legally your property."
ayup
This reeks of cringey feminist
This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐
YOU GENIUS
We need Curtis to see this
@@Can0pener “curtis”
“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light”
Oh how that aged so terribly.
Idk, Kid Rock is still drinking them despite all his cringe (about a SINGLE can).
Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.
"Dude, I like, look racist"
-Kurtis Conner 2020
Literally howling at that part 😭
@@febriani0739 same hahaaaaa
i laughed so hard at that
@Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: czcams.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/video.html
@@ErinLastNameRedacted both of them suck but biden is a better candidate cause people have their literal rights in trouble rn
my grandmother was a 3rd gen dairy farmer and therefore a certified country girl, I remember her once telling me and my siblings that you could always tell a real country boy from a fake, (or as she called, a city slicker) by the way they wore their boots, untucked was real because sand couldn't get in your boots that way, me and my siblings always thought that was the funniest thing because who would ever fake being a country boy lol, but when it zoomed in on his tucked in boots i couldn't stop laughing, rip grandma
ohhh so THAT'S why they keep it untucked :0
This is amazing 💖
I didn't expect myself to learn new information about country boys in the middle of the night but that's very interesting
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 it’s 3 am for me, so yeah, unexpected, but new country folk knowledge is welcome lmao
Ohh ok, I was wondering why you would want to have them untucked. Where I live all we have is rubber boots, and if you don't tuck then your pant legs are going to get wet.
I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉
I’m sorry the what
Sorry, can you run that by me one more time?
Is that another country slang that I don't know
i’ve lived in texas my entire life i have never heard that term before
I know, right? Not sure how Kurtis would react to the open floor racks of rifles in a Cabelas
i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT
Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song
Also: incest? But not
You mean Ram Ranch?
@@kerpheflcentmeter6882 momento mori
@@mahekk1556 Unus Annus
@@kailerpiano that’s funny
Ok but why is none talking about how he married the girl’s brother? This song’s a bi anthem.
“do you listen to blood related?”
it was about time for the bi country gang to rise up
Sweater Weather who? I only know Blood Related
@@teapot5533 please I’m gonna use this from now on
@@teapot5533 I love this-
Is the "do you listen to girl" but in bi mode
As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell.
Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake.
At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me.
I've never felt so alone until now.
(And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀)
(I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)
huh 😟
im sry that your experience is like that just pls know that not every place is coming from a country girl
the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING
“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do
Dogs are man's best friend and nature's vacuum cleaners
My dad does that with our dogs.. lol.
Y'all give your dogs drugs 💀💀
Your grandpa is a golden retriever?
Geez i do that w my german shepherd 😂 he loves beer
“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza”
apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story
dude lowkey looked like ben affleck. idk
666'th like lol
That was high key the funniest part of the video lmao
7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image
Ty I thought nobody noticed
Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you
“What’s your favorite song.”
“We’re not blood related.”
“Pardon?”
We’re not blood related!”
HAHAHHAHA
@Liam Rarey I think you mean P'rd'n
@@maximummax7232 *p'*
I read this before getting to the song part lol I was so confusing
@@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 ‘
“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020
^^ Thanks for the great advice, Kurtis!
pin the comment kurtis, ya coward
I anne vee you
Great advice KurtBoy
I’m gonna go out and buy a pack right now!
I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂
22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol
"I married your brother so we could be blood-related"
Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works
My exact thoughts💀💀
Of course not he’s a country boy
He’s a FAKE 😱
It’s that country education 😔
That's Kountry Kurtis to you
hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????
I was waiting for him to notice. Like my mans got some CAKE.
Got some fat juicy cup cakes
definitely more than one dumptruck in that video....
bruh he had a literal dumpy
baloobies
Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.
Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.
My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots
But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song
Lavender County isn't history anymore??
@@TheNickleChick I hadn't heard of them before now. Sorry for my ignorance, and thanks for informing me about them 💜
are the jeans supposed to go over cowboy boots? might as well be wearing shoes then, like why hide fancy boots like that?
@@kloggmonkey i dunno, i dont get it either
@@sarazack6256 it just seems like they really wanna wear boots but are too scared to commit to it all the way.
“You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” RIP Kurtis 😔
Can’t wait for his anti-hero journey as a country boy 😌
Epic joker quotes for country Boys
It’s cowboy kurtis now
Not the pants in the boots 😭
Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.
“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹
best line I've ever heard
@@olivedraws9594 other than the grammar
I am SHOOK 😭
Okay but can he put the song on Spotify 😭
@@sifandeze531 it’s on there now 😭
"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*
As Cody and Noel said “BARS!!!!”
Quote of the year
kuroo 100% listens to country music
*HOL UP*
@@naazriin you good ??
Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a CZcamsr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!
I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it
"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video
I actually hated that but 🤷🏽♀️
kokolatte825 ok
“dude i like look racist” j so good
@@kokolatte825 we dont care 😁👍
@@kokolatte825 ok yeehaw boy
Kurtis: *perfect southern accent*
Also Kurtis: "why does everyone think im American?!?"
I see a pattern here
I feel like our Canadian accents can be so lazy/chill sounding it's just really easy to make it Southern by slowing your voice down and slightly slurring your words lmao
oops i actually forgot he’s Canadian. my b
Most of the time I refer to Danny Drew and Kurtis as the "American lot" and then I feel guilty when I remember that Kurtis is Canadian 🤧😌
@@choerryerim North American?
I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.
OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20
LMAO
I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now
except that one time he forgot to say that as well 👀
why does this bot post random emojis under every top comment
edit: the bot is gone, which is mega cool
i fr feel cheated when he doesnt say it
@@omnical6135 it is trying to prey on the hornies
Yeah he definitely forgot to say "except that one time" that one time
alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self
For that i think he would become and e boy or a soft boy
@@cherryburrito5079 he's his own aesthetic
@@cherryburrito5079 Sorry but the haircut and nose ring is giving me very indie boy😌🤚🏾
Alternative alternative video title: kurtis conner’s final form
I agree ✨Korra✨😌
I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck".
Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.
6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me
Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.
It's in our hearts 😳😳
@@MargarineOG808 Maybe the real country was the yee yee we made along the way 🤠
@@kalilach.vtuber4065 ya daggum right!
Nono no no Nononono no, I have spent my whole life trying to escape my rural Midwest town, Kurtistown can’t do me like that.
*gasp*
Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️
LMAOOOOO
i think he was supposed to lift his leg💀
love how my phone doesnt regognize the emojis
@@maya_yaser yeah i am
@@stephenquartz me neither... and i got iPhone... but what are the emojis tho? I just see blue and black dots and a question mark
One of your best videos man. 🔥🔥
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂 And I'm not even from the USA but I love your country people immensely oh my god I can't even express it
As someone who grew up in a very "country" rural area, this is HYSTERICAL to see how umcomfortable he is
it's true 👀
Right like taxidermy is normal house decor here
I'm from the American south. Yeah, I'd love for him to go to a Walmart Sporting Isle in the States. Definitely can't buy guns and ammo at a Walmart. No sir.
Right? It wasnt until i did a school exchange experience that I met people that were genuinely unsettled by taxidermy-like I grew up with deer, bear, turkey, heck even bighorn sheep and pronghorn taxidermy in my family's and friends houses, and it def isnt unusual for places like BPS or Gander Mountain to have big game taxidermy all over
Absolutely. It was hilarious to see how unsettled he was by the taxidermy.
the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts
it’s on the top of the kurtistown radio charts
@@frogfrog2937 of course, i’m streaming it right now
It's actually doing pretty well right now, last time I checked it was number 10?? Kurtis posted on his instagram story
It hit top 5 in country and #1 in Ireland country chats!!
@@lollybear2703 yes!!! i saw it’s been doing really well
blood related unironically went so hard
Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤
“She’s the yee to my yee.”
That’s beautiful.
This is the only way anyone is allowed to proprose to me now
yee yee!
He's the yee to my haw
He has such a way with words 😭
If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again
He has forgotten it already 😩
You're right, but next time...... we're comin at him harder than we did that one time.
ayyy bdg pfp
@@jubbybubby it makes me happy that on almost every comment I make there is always at least one person who comments this
Unless he starts acknowledging that too in every single one of his videos
I'm still listening to this song, hands down the best melody that ever graced my Alabamian ears
I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me
Does he not normally genuinely laugh? I could never date a man who wasn’t giggly 😂
When my brother was a teenager he was a closeted trump supporting country boy but now that he's an adult he's a bisexual banker
Character development!
Evolution
I mean, you don't become bisexual with age. He just *came out* as bisexual.
@@nomoretwitterhandles I wasn't saying that he wasn't bi before I'm just saying that now he's accepted it cuz he was trying to deny it before :)
@@colin564 I know. I was referring to your wording. It's important. Many people outside of the LGBT+ community still believe you can "become gay". It's your choice how you narrate our lives, but I urge you to make the right decision. :)
that line "how we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?" daggum...i cried kurtis :( stay strong brother
Not being able to commit incest is the leading cause of country suicide
"I will continue to dress like the Mad Hatter.... HEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious
“You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap
Yes
B A R S
yEe yEe
no cap. just a cowboy hat. YEE YEE
Of course it's no cap, it's cowboy hat
"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song
Ringing in the new year with this video while cleaning. Happy New Year! Can’t believe it’s finally 2024. This year was slow and fast at the same time.
This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good
yep and that only means one thing... all down hill from here 😌
Ya that guy can really skin a buck
@@mancalacat6333 you read the description, didn't you?
Agreed 👍😂😂
Idk why but this reads like a really impressed teacher lmao
As a country person myself i have two critiques:
1. Tuck the button down
2. Jeans over the boots
Can you please explain the boots over the pants thing
@@castlegarden2999 it's more of an aesthetic thing
@@slutberryshortcake1918 Love your username btw
@@castlegarden2999 aw thank you
@@castlegarden2999 it also makes sure snakes can’t get into your boots as easily
i unironically love this song so much
I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from
dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows
Isn’t he in wallows already?
@@squarecat2589 he’s already the lead singer though
PLSSS
i genuinely want them to collab. like wtf thatd be amazing lmfaooo
I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.
Same but now I will never stop thinking about it
Ahh shit
That will live in my head forever
@@kathrynelaine738 absolutely rent free up there
Same. And now I can’t stop staring at them.
I was not expecting the ending of the song but Im here for it
Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)
"we're not blood related" had me laughing so hard my wife-sister came in to ask what was wrong
why does this not have more likes i’m crying
Damn 😔
My husband-uncle found it really funny too! It is kinda sad he fell in love with someone outside the family tree though. How is he going to keep those good genes in the family now?
Oh Alabamians. I’m from Alabama too but don’t do fucked up shit lmao
hol up-
damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs
I literally didn't notice that
@@joshroehl6098 kinda trash ngl
i wish they would go on ebay i would bid yeeyee
@@VegaChastain same
someone needs to make a petition, so he will be forced to take the hexagon doorknobs 💪
Added the song to my spotify playlist.
Thank you.
this makes my top 5 best yt vids of all time list
bisexual cowboy representation
thank you lesbian harry styles
@@robertsmithfan877 thank you green maggot
yEe yEe
i love ur pfp
@@mothman1657 love yours. iconic.