Twisted Pair: The Best Movie Of All Time?

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    IT'S BREEN TIME! I think about Neil Breen almost every day of my life, so I figured it was time I watched another one of his movies. Come along as we watch his newest movie: Twisted Pair. How does it compare to Fateful Findings? LEt's find out!
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  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 Před 4 lety +8192

    Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.

    • @sophiamiller7411
      @sophiamiller7411 Před 4 lety +874

      Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.

    • @kimanh4511
      @kimanh4511 Před 4 lety +306

      Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt

    • @sweetsnacc1596
      @sweetsnacc1596 Před 4 lety +49

      i read aunt as mom oop-

    • @DeathOfARockStar
      @DeathOfARockStar Před 4 lety +92

      Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!

    • @zl8074
      @zl8074 Před 4 lety +69

      I am your lesbian aunt

  • @polipix_
    @polipix_ Před 4 lety +3560

    why does Neil Breen sound like Garfield’s inner monologue lmao

  • @sasara_simp
    @sasara_simp Před 2 lety +8901

    The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

    • @smileyfacepalm
      @smileyfacepalm Před rokem +123

      With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

    • @tianaley5805
      @tianaley5805 Před rokem +19

      let's not go too far

    • @mateolachone8841
      @mateolachone8841 Před rokem +1

      That was online for Neil monster

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 Před rokem

      Well what's quality is this czcams.com/video/xk7am6cbSdU/video.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

    • @dragon_cheez6718
      @dragon_cheez6718 Před rokem +3

      It’s true though

  • @aaamimah
    @aaamimah Před 2 lety +6274

    This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece

    • @lunaballuna
      @lunaballuna Před rokem +117

      It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂

    • @obywatelcane6775
      @obywatelcane6775 Před rokem

      All U need is some camera, stock clips/fotos and broken laptops 🙂Even some Polish youtubers can make more realistic green screen - on weekly basis. czcams.com/video/fvCIUOn4dp0/video.html NRGeek's effects are like computer printing. Neil's? Like a sheet of paper with some newspaper letters glued to it. Funny guy that Neil Breen.

    • @spinspin1597
      @spinspin1597 Před rokem +24

      This is scarely accurate

    • @aaamimah
      @aaamimah Před rokem +28

      @@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time

    • @DarkSlayer_1094
      @DarkSlayer_1094 Před rokem +14

      I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao

  • @pillow_fluff2276
    @pillow_fluff2276 Před 4 lety +5695

    Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it

  • @minkedouma
    @minkedouma Před 4 lety +7829

    I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role

  • @lofirainandstudy9011
    @lofirainandstudy9011 Před rokem +3595

    No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.

    • @rosethorne9155
      @rosethorne9155 Před rokem +542

      Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.

    • @andreasbreu4727
      @andreasbreu4727 Před rokem +2

      @@rosethorne9155 sexism? how, when, where?

    • @ebet222
      @ebet222 Před rokem +240

      @@andreasbreu4727 bffr

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc Před rokem +367

      @@andreasbreu4727 Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication.
      Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před rokem +144

      Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/

  • @PEPPERslim_
    @PEPPERslim_ Před rokem +1154

    I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

    • @TaylorBarnes-hs5ot
      @TaylorBarnes-hs5ot Před rokem +197

      It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those.
      It was probably just imovie

    • @nosferattusx2
      @nosferattusx2 Před rokem +94

      @@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki Před 5 měsíci +31

      Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all.
      He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

  • @kelly-fu1ji
    @kelly-fu1ji Před 4 lety +3670

    kurtis looks like he loses 5yrs off his lifespan each time he gives an extra greeting

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n Před 4 lety +197

      A noble sacrafice.

    • @mina204
      @mina204 Před 4 lety +100

      extra greetings are slowly depleting his power.

    • @MECHA-WIFE
      @MECHA-WIFE Před 4 lety +48

      He must make his sacrifice to The Algorithm and to Susan herself

    • @terrorhorrorcryptid
      @terrorhorrorcryptid Před 4 lety +10

      Actually, the first greeting is for new people s as BC the second for subscribers. Thus it isn’t an ‘extra’ greeting. This aggravates me.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 Před 4 lety +21

      Plot twist: He’s immortal

  • @Natalie-rr7db
    @Natalie-rr7db Před 3 lety +3573

    I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

  • @sleepyhead_toby
    @sleepyhead_toby Před rokem +1085

    I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good.
    Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.

    • @lululandd
      @lululandd Před 10 měsíci +53

      theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!

    • @AboutAGirIlllll
      @AboutAGirIlllll Před 10 měsíci +50

      I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…

    • @meika0914
      @meika0914 Před 8 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂same

    • @dinotheraptor
      @dinotheraptor Před 8 měsíci +14

      My depression is cured ty /j

    • @SarahLaffey
      @SarahLaffey Před 4 měsíci +1

      This just made me laugh really hard.

  • @michaelmcdowell7096
    @michaelmcdowell7096 Před 10 měsíci +369

    I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 Před 7 měsíci +34

      Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

    • @zombiechicken7114
      @zombiechicken7114 Před měsícem

      Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

  • @faithmedlock8671
    @faithmedlock8671 Před 4 lety +5744

    I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

    • @abigailcole4972
      @abigailcole4972 Před 4 lety +180

      faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

    • @Thas2
      @Thas2 Před 4 lety +90

      Play With your C L A N M A T E S

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 Před 4 lety +21

      faith destiny it’s next level
      💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 Před 4 lety +9

      Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

    • @anurvi1463
      @anurvi1463 Před 4 lety +27

      I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

  • @rainierday8155
    @rainierday8155 Před 4 lety +1206

    Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away

    • @Wildjeo
      @Wildjeo Před 7 měsíci

      THATS SO ACCURATE

  • @rachelburns5453
    @rachelburns5453 Před 2 lety +4373

    thank you for the SA trigger warning, I was starting to get nervous at his aggressive "lemme buy you a drink" and you just saved me so much pain. the things you do that make me feel safe and allow me to consent to content is absolutely the reason I subscribed to you and I'm so thankful every time you do something like this 😭❤️

    • @flyingmintbunny1286
      @flyingmintbunny1286 Před rokem +404

      i also wanted to thank him for that, after going through something similar that scene with him saying lemme buy you a drink so aggressively was already having me freak out.. really glad he gave a warning

    • @thedestiney88
      @thedestiney88 Před rokem +305

      This is why I'm a proud member of Kurtistown! As someone who has been lucky enough to not have to deal with much SA, the warning isn't really for me. But, I don't mind the tiny delay and people taking time out to do that. It's just so considerate for creators to do this and doesn't harm anyone!

    • @BrendonCap
      @BrendonCap Před rokem +17

      What the fuck

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Před rokem +114

      @@BrendonCap ??

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Před rokem +93

      @@BrendonCap what?

  • @maplesyrup1223
    @maplesyrup1223 Před 11 měsíci +154

    The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

    • @imahumanlarva3248
      @imahumanlarva3248 Před 2 měsíci +6

      What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

  • @amirotzar1911
    @amirotzar1911 Před 4 lety +3396

    Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

    • @QIANAXX
      @QIANAXX Před 4 lety +25

      Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana Před 4 lety +30

      They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

    • @zoe-ik4ju
      @zoe-ik4ju Před 4 lety +4

      i just made it one thousand :)

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 4 lety +1

      @Zoe Graves
      May I ask why you wanted to tell them that?
      Not being mean, just curious :)

    • @zoe-ik4ju
      @zoe-ik4ju Před 4 lety +2

      You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

  • @jaileyprice8263
    @jaileyprice8263 Před 4 lety +2887

    next you're going to actually be in a neil breen movie just like you were with bestie picks bae

    • @anyapathak467
      @anyapathak467 Před 4 lety +281

      Hope that has a better ending though 😂

    • @joonyahh352
      @joonyahh352 Před 4 lety +64

      @@anyapathak467 the shade😭😂😂

    • @jaileyprice8263
      @jaileyprice8263 Před 4 lety +12

      i think it would be a close one there 😂

    • @dheeladheel
      @dheeladheel Před 4 lety +3

      @@anyapathak467 what happened?

    • @zo.yeahhh
      @zo.yeahhh Před 4 lety +26

      @@dheeladheel drama between Dean and Justine

  • @guydude439
    @guydude439 Před 9 měsíci +184

    When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!

    • @phi7534
      @phi7534 Před 8 měsíci +23

      when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed

  • @slimeboyshane
    @slimeboyshane Před 2 lety +410

    i’m quite familiar with this movie and i don’t know why it took the 20-somethingish watch to realize when the line “mom called today” the fact that neil responds with “tell mom i said hi” really seems to imply they’re perhaps also siblings

    • @RebaMcImTired
      @RebaMcImTired Před rokem +108

      Sometimes couples refer to their significant other’s mom as “mom”, especially if they’re married and talking about their parents-in-law.

    • @rediz5557
      @rediz5557 Před rokem +31

      honestly wouldn't it past him lmao

  • @taylorjane7881
    @taylorjane7881 Před 4 lety +3534

    I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly

  • @chemicores
    @chemicores Před 4 lety +5668

    this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 Před 4 lety +64

      That's why Neil Breen is God

    • @notblondeswede
      @notblondeswede Před 4 lety +31

      the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. czcams.com/video/AgJBg8n_nYw/video.html

    • @maggiec5984
      @maggiec5984 Před 4 lety +4

      I’m the 1,000th like.

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 Před 4 lety +3

      notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him

    • @kellybrewster3782
      @kellybrewster3782 Před 4 lety +5

      This whole movie is literally a meme I would make

  • @kore9003
    @kore9003 Před 2 lety +334

    i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 Před rokem +125

    Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit

  • @serbiansauvage
    @serbiansauvage Před 4 lety +2168

    Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e Před 4 lety +43

      thats basically what the movie is

    • @chaewols
      @chaewols Před 4 lety +16

      r/rareinsults

    • @billyturts
      @billyturts Před 4 lety +3

      My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out

  • @CharlieR02
    @CharlieR02 Před 4 lety +5275

    Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

    • @ambpin2656
      @ambpin2656 Před 4 lety +21

      true, tho 😂😂😂

    • @mj-cd9fr
      @mj-cd9fr Před 4 lety +91

      What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

    • @beaugantz4888
      @beaugantz4888 Před 4 lety +23

      Are you neil?

    • @kaylinn7652
      @kaylinn7652 Před 4 lety +17

      kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett Před 4 lety +13

      but do you still get an A+

  • @fucknut8918
    @fucknut8918 Před rokem +643

    Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.

    • @TheManOnYourTV
      @TheManOnYourTV Před rokem +17

      SAME I MIGHT ACTUALLY

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 Před rokem +7

      Oh lord

    • @stormywulf8764
      @stormywulf8764 Před 10 měsíci +18

      I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show

    • @mainacc7624
      @mainacc7624 Před 8 měsíci +12

      I thought the same thing
      The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc
      If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it
      It could actually turn out well.

    • @literally_remus_lupin
      @literally_remus_lupin Před 7 měsíci +1

      Pls do

  • @Pandaface43
    @Pandaface43 Před rokem +226

    Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie.
    If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

    • @Ari-dq3qb
      @Ari-dq3qb Před rokem +8

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @louisecram2616
      @louisecram2616 Před 8 měsíci +7

      The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

  • @toxyjin_
    @toxyjin_ Před 4 lety +2657

    "... And he really misses his brother"
    "I miss my brother"
    I'm heartbroken omg

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 Před 4 lety +19

      I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it

    • @buggybin
      @buggybin Před 4 lety +36

      toxyjin _ “And they were roommates”
      “.. and they were roommates”
      😔 broken
      (Also I like ur pfp:))

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger Před 3 lety +1

      Deep 😔😔😔

    • @ASHKA.v15
      @ASHKA.v15 Před 3 lety

      2020 baby

    • @waltervaquerano7608
      @waltervaquerano7608 Před 3 lety

      @@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫

  • @EllaIngram
    @EllaIngram Před 4 lety +10476

    I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

    • @Angie-Pants
      @Angie-Pants Před 4 lety +773

      "i can't believe you committed suicide."

    • @caitlincrisp6165
      @caitlincrisp6165 Před 4 lety +168

      👁__👁

    • @jacobh.2973
      @jacobh.2973 Před 4 lety +371

      "Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji Před 4 lety +243

      It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 Před 4 lety +63

      Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back.
      😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO
    @DMO-DMO-DMO Před 2 lety +188

    The Kurtis remix of the conference room meeting where they are all yelling at once actually feels like it makes more sense than the original

  • @HighguyMcfly
    @HighguyMcfly Před 11 měsíci +46

    The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

  • @hannahstokes1065
    @hannahstokes1065 Před 4 lety +3852

    Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

  • @Emma-vj5my
    @Emma-vj5my Před 4 lety +3836

    “oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 4 lety +175

      Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

    • @mirandazhao1889
      @mirandazhao1889 Před 4 lety +29

      worm

    • @Km_cm8rr
      @Km_cm8rr Před 4 lety +101

      It’s low key accurate af

    • @letmeinyourhouse965
      @letmeinyourhouse965 Před 4 lety +104

      @@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

    • @hektorsall
      @hektorsall Před 4 lety +59

      @@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

  • @nellgwenn
    @nellgwenn Před rokem +127

    I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies.
    And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.

  • @Emily-ld2zt
    @Emily-ld2zt Před rokem +42

    It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.

  • @davasatephelps8537
    @davasatephelps8537 Před 4 lety +4148

    I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

  • @nathancampbell541
    @nathancampbell541 Před 4 lety +8919

    Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech

    • @dannybreaux6082
      @dannybreaux6082 Před 4 lety +255

      You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic Před 4 lety +92

      Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏

    • @nadhifrazkaramadhan9325
      @nadhifrazkaramadhan9325 Před 4 lety +130

      Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 Před 4 lety +35

      Because he is God

    • @victoriahartmann9070
      @victoriahartmann9070 Před 4 lety +43

      he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies

  • @HoobaDooba420
    @HoobaDooba420 Před 6 měsíci +14

    I’m not even joking when I say Neil would be a great voice actor for Garfield

  • @Kairo_Banks
    @Kairo_Banks Před 8 měsíci +16

    Bro the SA scene was not ok but it had me in STITCHES! 😭😭😭
    He was so monotone like I can’t!!!
    “i’m going to hurt you now”
    “BITCH-“

  • @ifihadasociallife
    @ifihadasociallife Před 4 lety +3701

    me: stubs toe
    coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 Před 4 lety +13

      🤣

    • @belloren
      @belloren Před 4 lety +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yeeyee4284
      @yeeyee4284 Před 4 lety +95

      also: in a relationship with the coffee table

    • @rhiannon2028
      @rhiannon2028 Před 4 lety +112

      You: no piss off!
      Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR

    • @tracygibbins3087
      @tracygibbins3087 Před 4 lety +11

      If only ✋😔

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine Před 4 lety +5005

    I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.

    • @mariacamilapazos7716
      @mariacamilapazos7716 Před 4 lety +73

      Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that

    • @thereisnochannel1759
      @thereisnochannel1759 Před 2 lety +19

      Why does that perfectly sum up this movie

    • @searen111
      @searen111 Před 2 lety +4

      @@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před 2 lety

      And porn movies

    • @yewwey2782
      @yewwey2782 Před rokem +4

      i think you mean the best movies

  • @ri2587
    @ri2587 Před 2 lety +49

    This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long CZcams sketch

  • @s.petrikov
    @s.petrikov Před rokem +117

    this is definitely one of the movies ever made

  • @significantinsignificance5348
    @significantinsignificance5348 Před 4 lety +1725

    When Kurtis’s quality is better than the movies 💀💀💀

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 Před 4 lety +8

      Significant Insignificance he did better acting lip syncing the lines than anyone did throughout the whole movie

  • @tallulahfuller7481
    @tallulahfuller7481 Před 4 lety +6863

    I worry about the wellbeing for every single woman in neil breen films

    • @lumeingi
      @lumeingi Před 4 lety +452

      Tallulah Fuller : Yeah, it hurt my soul. More so because his movies don’t make sense and there’s no reason for him to add assault scenes, because they don’t even make sense or add anything to the story! Not that I’m saying assault scenes can be justified in high end movies if it makes sense or is a major part of the plot. It’s so dumb.

    • @samspam1788
      @samspam1788 Před 4 lety +286

      I think a lot of these "cult" movie makers (e.g. Tommy wiseau) very obviously hate women and their fans just consider it a kooky personality trait. They have the misogyny that most successful male directors have but not the actual film making skills 🤐
      Also Kurtis is kind of skimming over this violence and almost endorsing Neil breem? It's sketchy at best

    • @Fallen4theFallen2
      @Fallen4theFallen2 Před 4 lety +271

      @@lumeingi Yeah, that assault role play came out of nowhere. "What's the most dramatic way to introduce my character's girlfriend?.... I'll fake assault her and make my character creep everyone out! Perfect!" Or perhaps: "I want to try out some assault role play but no women in my life is into it... Brilliant! I'll write it into one of my movies where it's totally unnecessary to the plot!"

    • @vitoriamoni7792
      @vitoriamoni7792 Před 4 lety +166

      YEAH. I hate that people kinda ignore that twisted misoginy of his.

    • @talulahsafir
      @talulahsafir Před 4 lety +3

      OT but we have the same name

  • @miadruckrey8629
    @miadruckrey8629 Před rokem +42

    Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

  • @latchisswithanl6996
    @latchisswithanl6996 Před 2 lety +14

    Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.

  • @avramsanders9198
    @avramsanders9198 Před 4 lety +4179

    Why does Neil Breen look green screened even in the scenes that aren't green screened?

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt Před 4 lety +185

      Because he's that much of a legend.

    • @raz1743
      @raz1743 Před 4 lety +397

      it's actually a special form of tech called "breen screening", which he invented himself because he is (obviously) a genius

    • @biglemon8019
      @biglemon8019 Před 4 lety +160

      He's just so godly that his presence bends and twists reality.

    • @meanmrmusician9469
      @meanmrmusician9469 Před 4 lety +55

      It's kind of like how we're so used to the edited "That's my opinion" video that the original looks really funky.

    • @melissahourihan2344
      @melissahourihan2344 Před 4 lety +19

      why did that sentence rhyme so hard?

  • @16Jenni10
    @16Jenni10 Před 4 lety +1470

    His movies always look like a weird school project

    • @siarasims
      @siarasims Před 4 lety +36

      ian travis i’m sorry but u spelt art wrong

    • @bbelbell32
      @bbelbell32 Před 4 lety +22

      @@siarasims *masterpiece

    • @mossmoore1871
      @mossmoore1871 Před 4 lety +5

      ian travis IMovie headass

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox Před rokem +16

    It looks like this movie was funded ENTIRELY with whatever change he could find in between his couch cushions

  • @graceonthewater
    @graceonthewater Před 10 měsíci +22

    Almost two years later and I'm STILL on the verge of mind hacking

  • @kaylamartinez1712
    @kaylamartinez1712 Před 4 lety +1315

    All of Neil Breen’s movies remind me of that episode of The Office where everyone watches Micheal’s movie

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 Před 4 lety +98

      At least michael went to actual locations 😔

    • @cantdance3809
      @cantdance3809 Před 4 lety +113

      threat level midnight is a masterpiece smh

    • @lemonycatapult7300
      @lemonycatapult7300 Před 4 lety +42

      Don’t disrespect Threat Level: Midnight like that 👿

    • @blurrybaby225
      @blurrybaby225 Před 4 lety +32

      Threat Level: Midnight is a goddamn work of art

    • @autismduo3852
      @autismduo3852 Před 4 lety +8

      yeah exactly except Threat Level: Midnight is absolutely *muah* 😗 perfect

  • @wyre111
    @wyre111 Před 3 lety +2355

    im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100
    $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

  • @natashareimert2047
    @natashareimert2047 Před rokem +31

    Neil doesn’t move his arms when he walks and that really bothers me, also the way he’s able to look green-screened in every scene even when he isn’t

  • @jameshunt4611
    @jameshunt4611 Před 2 lety +35

    Watching this movie with 3 of my friends having a few drinks brought me more joy than A LOT of Hollywood movies I’ve seen. It’s an amazing movie that I would happily watch again.

  • @kaylasmith634
    @kaylasmith634 Před 3 lety +3367

    The "purple forest" looks like the wallpaper I had on my computer when I was 12

    • @wiltedmoon7062
      @wiltedmoon7062 Před 3 lety +32

      YES

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx Před 3 lety +16

      Getting World of Warcraft Darnassus nostalgia

    • @ncdmusicinspires
      @ncdmusicinspires Před 3 lety +59

      Or the label for moonlight body lotion from bed bath and beyond 😂

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx Před 3 lety +5

      @@ncdmusicinspires wow 😂

    • @teylahh5625
      @teylahh5625 Před 3 lety +5

      wow that brought back sooo many memories

  • @umm_selena7933
    @umm_selena7933 Před 4 lety +1277

    Is no one going to talk about how he used a glass shattering sound when a painting was broken on his head

    • @linaghoname6888
      @linaghoname6888 Před 4 lety +16

      5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer lol it was in a glass frame

    • @umm_selena7933
      @umm_selena7933 Před 4 lety +2

      @@linaghoname6888 lol dang I didn't realize/notice that

    • @eboniuwu1054
      @eboniuwu1054 Před 4 lety +1

      5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer 😂

  • @nellie-zr9pk
    @nellie-zr9pk Před rokem +15

    I find the fact that Kurtis' editing in the video is better than the editing in the movie funny

  • @lockette021
    @lockette021 Před 2 lety +30

    Hey Kurtis, where are an Eagle's wings attached to it's body? 22:24

  • @bb-bc3zw
    @bb-bc3zw Před 3 lety +4671

    "Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me"
    *Neil jumps out the building*
    *Building fuckin explodes*

  • @CatchyFox360
    @CatchyFox360 Před 3 lety +5107

    “twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

  • @eddiem4268
    @eddiem4268 Před rokem +13

    twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room

  • @alnabulsi313
    @alnabulsi313 Před rokem +12

    Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg Před 4 lety +1476

    No one:
    Kurtis’s Shirt: 🍎🍌🍋🐟🐋🌸👕

    • @Neyha2312
      @Neyha2312 Před 3 lety +23

      You forgot the rainbows🌈

  • @swededontknow
    @swededontknow Před 4 lety +1639

    the part where they were moaning was
    *really uncomfy*
    and the part where he pretty much harasses his girlfriend was
    *also really uncomfy*

  • @werewolfmoney6602
    @werewolfmoney6602 Před rokem +10

    The fact that he mentions "there won't be any laptops" is the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

  • @henrifin
    @henrifin Před 2 měsíci +6

    I swear if I hear that explosion sound one more time, my head will explode

  • @sydneyf1598
    @sydneyf1598 Před 4 lety +1251

    I feel like Neil’s parents always encouraged him to chase his dreams even though he’s never been creatively skilled

    • @isaiahwong9494
      @isaiahwong9494 Před 4 lety +102

      No flaws in his creativity, just in his execution

    • @sydneyf1598
      @sydneyf1598 Před 4 lety +1

      Isaiah Wong agreed

    • @Hannah22oz
      @Hannah22oz Před 4 lety +5

      Welp bless them, but honestly, fuck them

    • @davidescalante8820
      @davidescalante8820 Před 4 lety +11

      He should probably just be a producer instead of doing literally everything

    • @sydneyf1598
      @sydneyf1598 Před 4 lety

      Maddie Martin fuck. Missed opportunity

  • @topolinapoodle16
    @topolinapoodle16 Před 4 lety +2460

    the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 4 lety +44

      Yup, something's not right

    • @gabrieltiq412
      @gabrieltiq412 Před 4 lety +1

      @MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

    • @gabrieltiq412
      @gabrieltiq412 Před 4 lety +1

      @MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

    • @vilya9296
      @vilya9296 Před 4 lety +85

      @@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

    • @allysilman1631
      @allysilman1631 Před 4 lety +80

      @@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

  • @UnspokenOldOne
    @UnspokenOldOne Před rokem +13

    I'm sad you didn't mention that at one point they're playing another of Neil Breen's films in the background of a scene. Another great moment.

  • @myacct8304
    @myacct8304 Před rokem +31

    Oh my god im in TEARS!!! SCREAMING! Citizens of Kurtistown, whenever you’re feeling down on yourself, please remember that this movie exists and that anything is possible 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 Před 4 lety +1139

    “What’s new with Neil, where’s he Breen?”
    Wow.

    • @ThatsEPIC1
      @ThatsEPIC1 Před 4 lety +13

      Sophia B he did it so subtly too 😂

  • @hodek333
    @hodek333 Před 4 lety +3778

    the editing in his movies remind me of indian tiktokers

    • @cetibitch8311
      @cetibitch8311 Před 4 lety +104

      kokorobitch on that note he needs to do a review on that

    • @sudiptasengupta2322
      @sudiptasengupta2322 Před 4 lety +28

      Yes I think he should 😬 when I am bored I open tiktok and watch everyone crying

    • @mint-yw2rr
      @mint-yw2rr Před 4 lety +29

      @@cetibitch8311 please no the cringe level of those is too much to handle

    • @Meckolo
      @Meckolo Před 4 lety +1

      lmao

    • @3hoursago44
      @3hoursago44 Před 4 lety +6

      One of those Indian dudes tried to follow me on instagram and I blocked him cuz I don’t like people

  • @shazamfirestar13
    @shazamfirestar13 Před 10 měsíci +11

    Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.

  • @leahraven7
    @leahraven7 Před rokem +21

    You petting the orangutan peeing into his own mouth had me laughing to the point of tears. Great video Kurtis. Neil's movies are hilarious and I will watch them myself for the hilarity, but your commentary is gold.

  • @spencerishere1158
    @spencerishere1158 Před 4 lety +1100

    idk what made me more uncomfortable in the sexual assault scene: the sexual assault itself or the fact that his lines were so flat the whole time it made the scene 100x worse

    • @potatobugz
      @potatobugz Před 4 lety +40

      The WHAT scene

    • @ashl5574
      @ashl5574 Před 4 lety +1

      Time stamp?!?!

    • @rachylrickles4289
      @rachylrickles4289 Před 4 lety +2

      Teenage Chan starts at 12:13

    • @nootdraws
      @nootdraws Před 4 lety

      Thanks for letting me know that’s in it

    • @steamashe3509
      @steamashe3509 Před 4 lety +4

      it isnt THAT uncomfortable. the dUUUUn noises make it hilarious as fuck.

  • @jeonginsdolphinscream
    @jeonginsdolphinscream Před 3 lety +8201

    Neil: *kills gf*
    Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

    • @rose-hk7ze
      @rose-hk7ze Před 3 lety +357

      he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 3 lety +39

      @@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

    • @animalistic.
      @animalistic. Před 3 lety +201

      He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

    • @fathiarania1058
      @fathiarania1058 Před 3 lety +4

      @@animalistic. sh lalala

    • @jeremydoerksen5988
      @jeremydoerksen5988 Před 3 lety +107

      Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

  • @spimuru5040
    @spimuru5040 Před rokem +14

    Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear.
    *5 minutes later*
    Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear.

  • @thotsnprayerss2929
    @thotsnprayerss2929 Před 6 měsíci +4

    im 3 years late to this video but Twisted Pair is giving threat level midnight. Especially the scene with the explosion. What a masterpiece.

  • @meaganward4727
    @meaganward4727 Před 4 lety +6691

    I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

    • @1cepool
      @1cepool Před 4 lety +492

      Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

    • @arelyperezsalcedo9096
      @arelyperezsalcedo9096 Před 4 lety +517

      Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda Před 4 lety +279

      Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

    • @maddieh4882
      @maddieh4882 Před 4 lety +149

      Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

    • @salorarae8689
      @salorarae8689 Před 4 lety +31

      Meagan Ward lil tay who

  • @christina0927
    @christina0927 Před 4 lety +8574

    I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 Před 4 lety +356

      Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination

    • @erinesser6658
      @erinesser6658 Před 4 lety +122

      Except for God, obviously

    • @donnismith4646
      @donnismith4646 Před 4 lety +98

      All of the other actors are just robots

    • @coraorac
      @coraorac Před 4 lety +84

      Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in

    • @raeganh15
      @raeganh15 Před 4 lety +36

      Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human

  • @isabelmarie2003
    @isabelmarie2003 Před rokem +15

    Neil Breen is so cute, the way he puts so much work and effort for his passion and fans is absolutely adorable. I feel bad making fun of him, I love this man
    Well except for the assult scene😂

  • @theresahaironthescreen
    @theresahaironthescreen Před rokem +7

    25:02 The fact that there's a finding nemo poster in this scene, and Neil Breenscreen didn't think to find another image of a random room to use kills me.

  • @emmadrzycimski3761
    @emmadrzycimski3761 Před 4 lety +11995

    neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made

    • @user-s0m30n3
      @user-s0m30n3 Před 4 lety +66

      how do you pronounce your last name

    • @amix7117
      @amix7117 Před 4 lety +61

      /////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get:
      d- as in dad
      Sh- as in shawn
      Y- as in nymph
      Ci- as in city
      M- as in mum
      S- as in ski
      K- as in cottage
      I- as in ski

    • @emmadrzycimski3761
      @emmadrzycimski3761 Před 4 lety +136

      amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski

    • @sofiagordiola7568
      @sofiagordiola7568 Před 4 lety +10

      he has a *BIG BRAIN*

    • @insaniicandee8836
      @insaniicandee8836 Před 4 lety +35

      @@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha

  • @zanelemnguni6014
    @zanelemnguni6014 Před 4 lety +746

    All his movies look like they were made in the 70s when he just discovered the "technology" that is the Green Screen

  • @Natalie-do2qc
    @Natalie-do2qc Před rokem +4

    this is my random obscure comfort video

    • @s.petrikov
      @s.petrikov Před rokem +1

      5 million views isn't obscure

  • @charlesbradshaw5183
    @charlesbradshaw5183 Před 6 měsíci +7

    I wonder what Neil’s movies would be like with major studio funding

  • @masteroogway6559
    @masteroogway6559 Před 4 lety +2801

    i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 Před 4 lety +129

      He really is super considerate.

    • @hopea998
      @hopea998 Před 3 lety +34

      I love that about him

    • @evelynserenhastings
      @evelynserenhastings Před 3 lety +9

      Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

    • @axshy8446
      @axshy8446 Před 3 lety +125

      Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet Před 3 lety +4

      Dolxs L lol

  • @joeygoh123
    @joeygoh123 Před 4 lety +2895

    Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

  • @emilydailey4718
    @emilydailey4718 Před rokem +8

    Kurtis putting the highest respect on Miku’s name absolutely sends my child heart.

    • @emilydailey4718
      @emilydailey4718 Před rokem +2

      For clarification 23 yr old who at 12 yrs old loved vocaloid, and so it’s validating my childhood heart. Lol

  • @silverdandelions1908
    @silverdandelions1908 Před 10 měsíci +3

    ik im 4 yrs later but the “ive never had a beard” would go great with the “im a surgeon” meme

  • @meganrudacille878
    @meganrudacille878 Před 4 lety +676

    The dialogue sounds like a story I’d write in seventh grade creative writing class thinking I was edgy and cool

  • @bonnie7889
    @bonnie7889 Před 4 lety +671

    I love how Neil wore the same Levis jeans and black long sleeves shirt the whole time. Such a simple man.

  • @hnichole
    @hnichole Před 2 lety +4

    Is no one going to talk about how the painting made a shattering glass sound, oh my God that SENT me, I'm crying. 🤣

  • @theoev
    @theoev Před 10 měsíci +4

    "Are you ready for your filmmaking lessons?"
    Steven Spielberg gulps
    Martin Scorsese breathes heavily
    Quentin Tarantino nods nervously
    Cristopher Nolan sighs
    Orson Welles dry heaves
    Wes Anderson gasps for air
    David Lynch gets teary eyed
    Francis Ford Coppola stares blankly
    "Yes, Neil Breen." they say in unison

  • @Shabbydoobydoo
    @Shabbydoobydoo Před 4 lety +5128

    THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT

  • @Coolfella30099
    @Coolfella30099 Před 4 lety +8584

    I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie

  • @PBironingboardII
    @PBironingboardII Před rokem +12

    Ok but honestly I feel like the meeting scene was built for brains like mine. In most dialogue-heavy scenes I literally can’t comprehend wft is going on, I just pick up on the general vibe and a few key words. Which was exactly what that whole scene was lol.