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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  Před 4 lety +35012

    ok so apparently this is based off of an old play. thank u to all the NERDS who KNOW THINGS for telling me this. regardless, this is a bad movie and we made some very funny jokes :) I hope u still enjoy it!

    • @uglytm1481
      @uglytm1481 Před 4 lety +2389

      Fucking NERDS always KNOWING THINGS... smh...

    • @largemarge857
      @largemarge857 Před 4 lety +2096

      The play is called Cyrano de Bergerac, which sounds a lot like Sierra Burgess... which also has the same plot of the love interest falling for one character’s looks but another character’s personality... So I guess that play has 3 movies based on it.

    • @Lovinlifetoday235
      @Lovinlifetoday235 Před 4 lety +1454

      Yep! This and Sierra Burgess are based off of Cyrano de Bergerac, and the nose thing is an actual legit plot point. Except Cyrano is supposed to be like, actually charming and sweet.

    • @carlystorrer8272
      @carlystorrer8272 Před 4 lety +566

      There is also a movie based on the play called Roxanne! It stars Steve Martin and it’s actually pretty good!

    • @baharkarakucuk
      @baharkarakucuk Před 4 lety +887

      KURTIS THIS IS SO URGENT YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS. THE ICONIC FILM MEGAMIND IS ALSO BASED OFF OF THE SAME PLAY, CYRANO DE BERGERAC

  • @stormyk1408
    @stormyk1408 Před 4 lety +17693

    his name is cyrus....and no one called him “sinus” even once.....smh

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 Před 4 lety +7569

    The whole point of the play was that Cyrano was really likeable despite his appearance, but this guy's rude to everyone.

    • @gibbums_lee194
      @gibbums_lee194 Před 4 lety +747

      Yeah, he was charismatic, and everyone idolised him, but he was insecure about his appearance, and that held him back.

    • @fuckass7443
      @fuckass7443 Před 4 lety +225

      yeah it’s hard to feel bad for him because he’s such a dick.

    • @Gambito99100
      @Gambito99100 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Cami-xi8fq could you tell how you pronounce it in Spanish? I'm Brazilian and read this book in 5th grade, so during class readings, there'd be this situation where people would get confused and mad at each other on how to say his name, if with the French pronounciation or the Portuguese one.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 Před 3 lety +67

      I don't know if you've seen this film, but there's a better "kid friendly" adaption to this story. It's a disney channel movie called "Let It Shine". The main guy in the film is a nice guy but he's quite invisible to other people.

    • @yeahnobro
      @yeahnobro Před 3 lety +22

      Young & Funny I had the soundtrack to that movie on cd and I listened to it every night....you just unlocked a childhood memory. Thank you.

  • @kaibaiarrio1299
    @kaibaiarrio1299 Před 2 lety +476

    Booboo and nose had more chemistry than either of them had with that girl

    • @ifasyafia
      @ifasyafia Před rokem +23

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thinks of this when I was watching the movie- 😭

  • @hidden-behind-wisteria2701
    @hidden-behind-wisteria2701 Před 3 lety +2600

    If Nose/Cyrus gave half his nose to Voldemort, both of them would have perfectly and normally sized noses

  • @kitsunemochalite
    @kitsunemochalite Před 4 lety +12308

    Spoiler: The extra who sent this in, was the nose.

    • @juliethi5992
      @juliethi5992 Před 4 lety +53

      HAHAHAHA

    • @katherine-xx4ut
      @katherine-xx4ut Před 4 lety +273

      plot twist: before the nose was cg-Ed onto the nose guy, he thought he was just an extra

    • @gorditobrasco310
      @gorditobrasco310 Před 4 lety +21

      kitsune mochalite. That profile pic👍🏽

    • @darknight6470
      @darknight6470 Před 4 lety +12

      @@gorditobrasco310 to you aswell.

    • @shunish1
      @shunish1 Před 4 lety +6

      FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT SUIEUWJHEJSEH

  • @lexijensen603
    @lexijensen603 Před 3 lety +7420

    they used "eloquent" too many times in the script like it was written by a 14 year old who just discovered the word

  • @smwhtok
    @smwhtok Před 3 lety +1258

    The rewatchability of this video is crazy

    • @TheJarOfJelly
      @TheJarOfJelly Před 2 lety +52

      I rewatch it almost every week, it's so entertaining

    • @omg9447
      @omg9447 Před 2 lety +43

      one of my favorite videos on here along with checking in with sebastian bails

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Před 2 lety +4

      IKR

    • @wowzersbaby2281
      @wowzersbaby2281 Před 2 lety +6

      i have to watch this video every night to sleep i dtg i watch it like 3 times a day

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Před 2 lety +6

      omg my people, i too rewatch the same videos constantly!!! glad to know i’m not alone

  • @kikib8434
    @kikib8434 Před 2 lety +413

    Danny Trejo is known for being so kind and grateful for the long and successful career he's had as an actor, that he has pretty much said (paraphrasing) if any film students making a movie for a class project asked him to be in it and he was available, he'd do it. He just wants to give back and have fun. That man is the SHIT 😊🥰.

    • @sashkalembowitz203
      @sashkalembowitz203 Před rokem +26

      This is so wholesome 🥺

    • @meghanrodriguez2393
      @meghanrodriguez2393 Před 11 měsíci +13

      That's genuinely really sweet

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 Před 8 měsíci +7

      That’s super sweet, but also means he lands a lot of roles in terrible movies. Probably how he ended up in the Heads of Sierra Blanca

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@alicethemad1613 agreed 😋. But he's making bank and, more importantly from how describes his experiences, he's having a blast 😊.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 Před 19 dny

      @@alicethemad1613
      He seems to be having fun, at lesst we know why he's in the movies now makes it more enjoyable knowing he probably wasn't told much and he just went "sure why not"

  • @st0lenmeme
    @st0lenmeme Před 4 lety +9933

    think your life is hard? he wears size 13 Nike’s on his nose.

    • @espressoanon3040
      @espressoanon3040 Před 4 lety +70

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @teehee1279
      @teehee1279 Před 4 lety +441

      MENS size 13 nikes.

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 Před 4 lety +139

      beat that.

    • @chetkazalski1925
      @chetkazalski1925 Před 4 lety +127

      “If you make fun of my nose, I’m gonna smell your nards. My giant nose against your tiny little nards equals pain!”

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 Před 4 lety +38

      @damian martinez real fuckin big shoes

  • @marlovesmarklee1374
    @marlovesmarklee1374 Před 3 lety +5332

    you know in tangled when they kept getting flynn rider's nose wrong on the wanted posters? he lookes exactly like one of them

    • @AGothNamedWednessday
      @AGothNamedWednessday Před 3 lety +81

      Omg he totally does 🤣🤣

    • @shellynazyia
      @shellynazyia Před 3 lety +25

      Wait, yesss!! 😂😂😂

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 3 lety +16

      This made me laugh thank you

    • @flor7046
      @flor7046 Před 3 lety +13

      he also looks like Arthur claus from arthur christmas but if it was live action

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 Před 2 lety +3

      My man looks like that guy from jack staubers backwards man video

  • @Thesoga0820
    @Thesoga0820 Před 2 lety +701

    Why is nobody mentioning that the main character is literally just an incel 💀💀 He’s what every nice guy on Reddit thinks their life looks like. This is “and then everyone clapped” the movie

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io Před 2 lety +1

      the bully guy even confirmed that he doesn’t bully cyrus for his looks but because he’s a pretentious douchebag. very similar to nice guys thinking girls don’t want them because they have average looks and not because they’re completely creepy and misogynistic

    • @emmabennett7699
      @emmabennett7699 Před rokem +38

      The thing is that this movie is based off a play that was written in the 1890s, and the point of the play is that while he may not look good he has powerful words so he hides behind a handsome man to woo a girl (who is also his cousin but like let's ignore that) so when trying to adapt this you gotta be real careful.

    • @emmabennett7699
      @emmabennett7699 Před rokem +38

      I feel like that was convoluted what u just said, but the point is that he is supposed to skilled and talented but always overlooked for his nose but here he's juts a brat cause everything he says is just cheesy.

    • @Pandanananananananan
      @Pandanananananananan Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@emmabennett7699YEAH AND THE THING ABOUT THAT IS THAT HE HELPED CHRISTIAN WOO ROXANNE BECAUSE HE BELIEVED THAT SHE WOULD BE HAPPIEST WITH HIM AND HER HAPPINESS WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM!

    • @Pandanananananananan
      @Pandanananananananan Před 10 měsíci +3

      Also with that whole cousin thing I like to think that their families were just really close to each other when they were growing up, because in some characters in books from the past would refer to someone their family is close with as a cousin.
      Forgive my grammar and punctuation I’m hungry

  • @Modusiticate
    @Modusiticate Před rokem +233

    The "When I graduate, I'm gonna fund a software company-" line actually vaporized me

  • @-undecided-1663
    @-undecided-1663 Před 4 lety +10106

    This film walked so tall girl could run

    • @bobhamilton6478
      @bobhamilton6478 Před 4 lety +116

      this comment deserves more attention

    • @-undecided-1663
      @-undecided-1663 Před 4 lety +61

      @@bobhamilton6478 it's not very original tbf

    • @bobhamilton6478
      @bobhamilton6478 Před 4 lety +94

      Elliot Deverell-White that may be true but it doesn’t make it any less funny

    • @kb-ey2vc
      @kb-ey2vc Před 4 lety +38

      and sierra burgess

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 Před 4 lety +19

      Kinda off topic, but tall girl is on Netflix now

  • @cari6333
    @cari6333 Před 4 lety +5460

    everytime im like “oh it’s not even THAT big” he turns to the side and i feel like i’m getting smacked

    • @mirandazhao1889
      @mirandazhao1889 Před 4 lety +290

      cyrus: :-)
      me: that isnt THAT big!
      sinus: :v)
      me:

    • @benji5897
      @benji5897 Před 4 lety +17

      that’s like me irl

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 Před 4 lety +43

      Hood thing the movie isn't 3d

    • @cari6333
      @cari6333 Před 4 lety +34

      Michael Holtz GAHAH OMG THATD BE GREAT THO

    • @sashat3632
      @sashat3632 Před 4 lety +8

      Thats how I feel when I look in a mirror

  • @rikititi1848
    @rikititi1848 Před 3 lety +891

    Okay so let's take stock:
    - we have a protagonist who blames the fact that people don't like him in his appearance rather than his behaviour
    - catfishing over video chat
    - exposing people's private photos for revenge
    THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY SIERRA BURGESS 😂😂

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 Před 3 lety +89

      That’s because they’re based on the same thing

    • @3llevate
      @3llevate Před 2 lety +77

      They're both inspired by Cyrano de Bergerack.. "Cyrus" "Sierra" "Cyrano"

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 Před rokem +17

      They're based on the same character

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid Před rokem +1

      @@justasmltwngir1732 I have said FOR YEARS that Cyrano de Bergerac was a lying, manipulating piece of hypocritical garbage and he managed to birth two characters inspired by him which are basically sociopaths. I rest my case

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@3llevateoh my fucking god

  • @sillaylad9790
    @sillaylad9790 Před rokem +145

    18:41 "Its as plain as the nose, DAMN i always say the wrong thing!" is the funniest thing ive seen all day

  • @freidabrielle3565
    @freidabrielle3565 Před 4 lety +7594

    You're telling me his name is Cyrus and they resisted calling him Sinus

  • @bums009
    @bums009 Před 4 lety +8119

    When she kissed his nose my life flashed before my eyes.

    • @Luna-uf9pc
      @Luna-uf9pc Před 4 lety +11

      crusty bobusty before?

    • @smciuha3254
      @smciuha3254 Před 4 lety +90

      Bro! Spoilers

    • @valentinatron
      @valentinatron Před 4 lety +8

      HAHAH I KNOWW

    • @bums009
      @bums009 Před 4 lety +62

      @@Luna-uf9pc "before my eyes" is grammatically correct if that's what you mean? Before is not just temporal it can refer to space too :)

    • @bums009
      @bums009 Před 4 lety +3

      @@smciuha3254 looool

  • @LizStyles123
    @LizStyles123 Před 2 lety +95

    At 21:25 that dude legit says WHY Cyrus gets bullied. It’s not bc of his nose. It’s bc he is a smart ass. The nose definitely was not part of the plot one bit.

  • @ijustshitmyself
    @ijustshitmyself Před rokem +236

    In the original movie he had a big nose because he was a firefighter and could smell out fires, so in the original movie there was a point to the big nose, in this version, there’s literally no point.

    • @thecrabmaestro564
      @thecrabmaestro564 Před rokem +38

      Ah yes, the original movie where he is a fireman. Cyrano is a character from a really old story where he is a military commander whose brilliant with words but has a physical deformity which no one will look past when it comes to love

    • @Silly_All_The_Way_Down
      @Silly_All_The_Way_Down Před rokem +13

      Absolutely no point in me saying this, but they imply his grandfather is probably the guy from the original movie so Cyrus probably inherited through genetics. There’s still no point to the nose, but at least there’s a reason it’s there.

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Před 10 měsíci +4

      SMELL FIRES???? WHAT WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABIUR??($(÷#8#8

    • @ashamedashley389
      @ashamedashley389 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Oh yes; all firefighters must have big noses in order to smell out the fires 👃🏼

  • @hippeeatheart479
    @hippeeatheart479 Před 4 lety +13237

    He’s a hacker with a giant nose and no one calls him nosey in this whole movie? . . . . Too on the nose?

  • @im_an_oyster
    @im_an_oyster Před 3 lety +3615

    When he sneezes there's a category 5 hurricane

  • @Local-Lesbian
    @Local-Lesbian Před 7 měsíci +27

    Knowing Kurtis still has this movie on iTunes brings me immense joy

  • @JoWalkabout
    @JoWalkabout Před 2 lety +677

    So she rejected the good-looking guy because he wasn't as smart as she liked? Even though he was a genuinely good guy and instead decided to go for the guy who manipulated people, lied to people and was lusting after his "friend" for years like a creepy stalker? Then complains that her standards are too high! Basically saying the good-looking guy is trash.

    • @PhoenixRoseYT
      @PhoenixRoseYT Před 2 lety +93

      Not defending Cyrus but tbh even if someone is hot and kind (which actually he wasn’t, he was way too sexual outta nowhere, kinda gross) but not intellectual, it can be a major hindrance in a relationship. Like I couldn’t do it.

    • @Nandoswitharando
      @Nandoswitharando Před rokem +79

      The good looking guy was a weirdo too tbh. Also, if Cyrus is so bad doesn’t it make the good looking guy just as bad for joining in on the manipulation? In reality she should leave both of them alone lol

    • @Borealis109
      @Borealis109 Před rokem +33

      What on earth are you talking about? Roxy didn't "reject the good looking guy", Booboo broke up with Roxy after finding out Nose still likes her, remember the text? "I think we should break up". I do not know hes angry at Cyrus for that but Roxy did nothing wrong.

    • @SMINE_kid
      @SMINE_kid Před 8 měsíci

      thats wut im sayin like wtf!?!??!

    • @ashamedashley389
      @ashamedashley389 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Calling someone with an unrequited crush a "creepy stalker" is quite the take.

  • @jeanettenavarro6179
    @jeanettenavarro6179 Před 4 lety +8003

    i really thought when they beat him up, they were gonna break his nose & he was gonna get that nose job

  • @zoeduboismusic6944
    @zoeduboismusic6944 Před 4 lety +3552

    *Me in the mirror every morning*
    “What if I... wasn’t... eloquent?”

    • @sageyboye
      @sageyboye Před 2 lety +10

      I love this fucking comment

  • @hanthony1503
    @hanthony1503 Před 3 lety +230

    this is the most unintentionally hilarious movie i have ever seen. him falling in the coffee shop almost made me piss myself laughing

    • @stmsin
      @stmsin Před rokem +10

      "whats a guy gotta do to get a cup of coffee"
      *dies*

  • @bruh-uj2de
    @bruh-uj2de Před 2 lety +63

    THE SCENE OF HER KISSING HIS NOSE ACTUALLY MADE ME WANNA THROW UP OH MY GOD

  • @chiliwithonel
    @chiliwithonel Před 3 lety +4135

    Cyrus is what Phineas Flynn would look like IRL

  • @bettyravioli7334
    @bettyravioli7334 Před 3 lety +4007

    why is no one talking about the fact that the actor who played the nose guy (Jake *SHORT), also played a character named NOSE NOSEWORTHY* in a movie called ‘SHORTS’

    • @tinatigere447
      @tinatigere447 Před 3 lety +262

      this has to be a joke

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd Před 3 lety +50

      I do t remember that in shorts ! 😂 but I probably don’t know his name was nose noteworthy

    • @sarahjohnson9399
      @sarahjohnson9399 Před 3 lety +183

      hold on, jake short from ant farm??? goddamn

    • @mohamedalahmadani5174
      @mohamedalahmadani5174 Před 3 lety +75

      If this doesn't prove we're in a simulation...

    • @tsuzulvr
      @tsuzulvr Před 3 lety +90

      @@sarahjohnson9399 THAT'S WHY HE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR

  • @pinklemonade3261
    @pinklemonade3261 Před 3 lety +125

    his mom was like "hes gonna grow into it" and then he turned like 16 and she was like "okay well.."

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface Před 2 lety +116

    I'm usually able to stretch my believability for movies when it comes to 25 or whatever year olds playing teens. I could even pretend that the old-ass looking teens in the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre were teens. But that football dude who is 100% a 45 year old man and not a teen surrounded by people who actually look like teens? No. I can't get over it. Even if this was some masterpiece of a movie, that-him playing a teen would ruin it 100%. WHY DID THEY CAST HIM DUDE.

  • @foreverinafantasy
    @foreverinafantasy Před 4 lety +3112

    "It reminds me of Sierra Burgess!"
    YES THEY'RE BASED OFF THE SAME CHARACTER, CYRANO. omg the connections they're coming together.

    • @maeleesanchez9888
      @maeleesanchez9888 Před 4 lety +109

      Teachers should just make students watch this when reading Cyrano

    • @happinessislaughter
      @happinessislaughter Před 4 lety +26

      Holy shit I never put that together

    • @leahmarie5079
      @leahmarie5079 Před 4 lety +14

      😂I just learned about that like a week ago and I was like wHaAaAaAt

    • @cammykins5813
      @cammykins5813 Před 4 lety +8

      That ringtone right after the joke infuriates me.

    • @miau6509
      @miau6509 Před 4 lety +23

      And the town this story takes place is called "Bergerac". It says so on the sign in the beginning of the movie.

  • @gucctea4169
    @gucctea4169 Před 4 lety +2686

    Kurtis subconsciously rubbing his nose every time he sees Cyrus was hilarious

  • @cookiesam321
    @cookiesam321 Před 2 lety +22

    23:46 “Maybe it’s in your settings?” IS SO FUNNY TO ME???? 😭

  • @noe4300
    @noe4300 Před 3 lety +37

    It’s a modern reimagining of an old french play called Cyrano de Bergerac. It talks about a knight with a big nose whose biggest strengths are his poetic talent and charisma.

  • @wsarah416
    @wsarah416 Před 3 lety +5549

    i lost it when that actual 30 year old man showed up playing a high schooler

    • @lord_of_fandoms664
      @lord_of_fandoms664 Před 3 lety +260

      I thought he was a teacher that was beating him up at first😂😂

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Před 3 lety +216

      i literally thought he was the coach

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode Před 3 lety +120

      30? He's like 40. At least that was my impression in his first scene lmao oop

    • @nuhahasan952
      @nuhahasan952 Před 3 lety +74

      Right??? Like he was literally balding

    • @eviehowlett2535
      @eviehowlett2535 Před 3 lety +41

      He was 27 years old at the time of recording

  • @anastasiahull5258
    @anastasiahull5258 Před 4 lety +2008

    imagine watching this movie in 4D and actually getting slapped across the face with a nose everytime he has a scene

    • @dcmushi
      @dcmushi Před 4 lety +6

      Anastasia Hull hahaha

    • @kaiser342
      @kaiser342 Před 4 lety +14

      You’re my new favorite person

    • @anastasiahull5258
      @anastasiahull5258 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kaiser342 thank you ahahaga I'm v proud of that comment

  • @angellynn7104
    @angellynn7104 Před 2 lety +76

    this video is so fucking funny I've rewatched it so many times. "how does he smooch??" "passionately"

  • @LemonGlow99
    @LemonGlow99 Před 3 lety +73

    Kurtis’s little giggle throughout the video is such a great addition

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 Před 4 lety +2734

    I love how they automatically know Booboo Stewart was in twilight

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 Před 4 lety +124

      Noneya I didn’t realize it was him & I watched it when I was younger. I only knew about him from Descendants 😂

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 Před 4 lety +6

      Bombshell same

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 Před 4 lety +12

      I heard the name and i immediately had a flash of being 12 and reading a 14teen magazine that was all about twilight. So...same i guess lmao

    • @thatfreakmary
      @thatfreakmary Před 4 lety +35

      Boo boo Stewart is such a small actor from my childhood yet I still always remember who he was. First you don’t forget someone named Booboo, also SETH CLEARWATER HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET?

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t Před 4 lety +4

      My first thought was "wasn't he Warpath in X-Men: Days of Future Past?"

  • @cathulu7975
    @cathulu7975 Před 3 lety +7451

    The "How does he kiss?" "Passionately" bit gives me vibes from Zach and Cody; "How do you lose a woman?" "You forget to cherish her!"

    • @JennaAnnLoves
      @JennaAnnLoves Před 3 lety +121

      This is such an incredible comment 10/10

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat Před 2 lety +22

      BAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT PART

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 Před 2 lety +16

      That’s what that’s from?!?! I saw that on a ffxiv post! I had no idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +2

      This LMAO

    • @gentlechaos5911
      @gentlechaos5911 Před 8 měsíci

      How do hedgehogs have sex? Very carefully.

  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 Před rokem +29

    If I had a nickel for every time PMI reviewed a modern teen romcom adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac without having any idea what it was adapting, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • @HistoryMonarch1999
    @HistoryMonarch1999 Před rokem +33

    Oh this is based on the play Cyrano. There was a new remake with Peter Dinklage which is pretty good. After watching that I understand the plot points here more and what it’s referencing

    • @1.800.stanleysteamer
      @1.800.stanleysteamer Před rokem +2

      lmao i just finished watching Cyrano and the whole time i was thinking of this video! hit all the same beats

  • @annepedersen843
    @annepedersen843 Před 4 lety +4212

    Before extra greeting:
    😞🤘
    After:
    🥰❤️💓💕💞

    • @Zabol.mysliciel
      @Zabol.mysliciel Před 4 lety +38

      After
      🙂🤟

    • @jadefeu9150
      @jadefeu9150 Před 4 lety +8

      After watching After:
      😬😬😬😭
      After watching After commentary:
      😂😄😍😍💛💛

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy Před 4 lety +1

      @@Zabol.mysliciel lol, now happy...but still edgy

    • @AveryDBrooks-ti2sp
      @AveryDBrooks-ti2sp Před 4 měsíci +1

      How u doing now that he doesn’t do it anymore

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 4 lety +6633

    The kid mentions his grandfather had the same nose. This isn’t a remake, it’s a sequel, his grandfather was the protagonist of the original

  • @frozenplays3614
    @frozenplays3614 Před 2 lety +63

    You had the perfect chance to make the title: The Remake Nosebody asked for

  • @l33machine
    @l33machine Před rokem +31

    The fucking teen characters being played by 30-40 year olds is killing me

  • @ellan1664
    @ellan1664 Před 4 lety +18788

    I could feel kurtis’ nervous energy when he had to say his intro in front of other people

  • @meganrouse9368
    @meganrouse9368 Před 4 lety +14907

    one second: "he's actually struggling with body dysmorphia, this is sad"
    a few seconds later: "it ain't you, NOSE boy"

    • @emeraldofthevalley2545
      @emeraldofthevalley2545 Před 4 lety +97

      😂😂😂

    • @jacobmorales323
      @jacobmorales323 Před 4 lety +94

      Lmaoo that killed me

    • @sushiachan
      @sushiachan Před 4 lety +26

      😂😂😂

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider Před 4 lety +230

      a few minutes later: "oh god I hope he's dead"

    • @kennybeans6115
      @kennybeans6115 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Marispider
      Yeah, those two cornballs were trying way too hard. Am I literally the only one who thought they were super annoying? Tf is going on around here?

  • @Ignorethis12345
    @Ignorethis12345 Před 3 lety +28

    22:20 I love how they didn't even have the time to warm up a lava lamp. That's some serious dedication.

  • @mariumfaisal9437
    @mariumfaisal9437 Před 2 lety +14

    The alarm noise at 12:13 WAS REALLY uncalled for
    WHY

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 Před 2 lety

      I have seen this video several times and it hurts me to my core every single time

  • @laurathornburg1187
    @laurathornburg1187 Před 4 lety +15403

    The humor here really feels like when you stay up way too late with your friends and everything is hilarious

    • @mariiiuuuyyy
      @mariiiuuuyyy Před 4 lety +380

      Laura Thornburg WHY DO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT U MEAN EKDKDJDK

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 Před 4 lety +70

      @@mariiiuuuyyy i despise you and everything you stand for

    • @mariiiuuuyyy
      @mariiiuuuyyy Před 4 lety +143

      Cement Mixer what

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 Před 4 lety +47

      @@mariiiuuuyyy i hate you

    • @patrickstar796
      @patrickstar796 Před 4 lety +131

      Cement Mixer Well that happened

  • @oliviarowan2297
    @oliviarowan2297 Před 4 lety +2894

    when she kissed his nose i wanted to die

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 Před 4 lety +100

      4 months later I'm noticing that she *BITES HER LIP TOO I hate it here*

    • @IQbelowaverage
      @IQbelowaverage Před 4 lety +20

      SAME OMFG

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 Před 4 lety +33

      I wanted to commit blender head

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol yea!

    • @msola5
      @msola5 Před 4 lety +7

      I’m ok with death now after seeing the nose kiss

  • @bashurr
    @bashurr Před 3 lety +28

    how am I just discovering this movie now?! And it's been right under my nose this entire time... :(

  • @happbapp
    @happbapp Před 2 lety +42

    Bullies in teen movies : almost kill kids and commit crimes
    Movie makers : this is ok and normal

  • @lucylink1656
    @lucylink1656 Před 4 lety +2161

    “how does he smooch?”
    “passionately”
    *i CACKLED*

    • @hellstarsreign
      @hellstarsreign Před 4 lety +21

      Lucy Link that has the zack and cody “how do u lose a woman” energy

    • @TheSleigherKing
      @TheSleigherKing Před 4 lety

      @@hellstarsreign I loved that line from Zack and Cody.

  • @CourtneyDelaney
    @CourtneyDelaney Před 3 lety +4811

    Take a shot everytime they:
    - Mention his big ass nose
    - Say the word 'eloquence'

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl Před 3 lety +120

      I'm underage, could I substitute it with root beer?

    • @CourtneyDelaney
      @CourtneyDelaney Před 3 lety +103

      @@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl well, of course...all beverages are welcome

    • @saccharinesikare
      @saccharinesikare Před 3 lety +54

      I think I’d be either in the er or quite far off the rails but I’ll give it a go ⚰️🤡

    • @CourtneyDelaney
      @CourtneyDelaney Před 3 lety +27

      @@saccharinesikare both signs of a good time

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 Před 3 lety +65

      @@CourtneyDelaney My imaginary friend died of alcohol poisoning after reading your comment. You'll be hearing from our lawyer

  • @agisuru
    @agisuru Před rokem +13

    As mentioned, this movie is a remake of a movie (Roxanne) that adapted the play Cyrano de Bergerac. In case anyone wondered, The Police's song Roxanne is indeed inspired by Cyrano. Now you will have the song Roxanne stuck in your head for the rest of the video.
    Also, yes, the huge nose thing is from the original play.

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 Před 3 lety +21

    love how half he time kurtis is just staring blankly into the void

  • @Kat-qe1vk
    @Kat-qe1vk Před 4 lety +8320

    My Therapist: Cyrus's nose isn't real, it can't hurt you
    Cyrus's Nose:

  • @MzMidnightShadow
    @MzMidnightShadow Před 3 lety +2529

    Why does most of this movie feel like Booboo Stewart and Nose Guy are going to fall in love

    • @knivspit
      @knivspit Před 2 lety +299

      now that would have saved this movie

    • @rin2235
      @rin2235 Před 2 lety +221

      That would be the best plot-twist in cinema history.

    • @josepholberding2776
      @josepholberding2776 Před 2 lety +163

      And roxy is secretly helping them get together

    • @animallover5843
      @animallover5843 Před 2 lety +44

      I ship it

    • @snailkat
      @snailkat Před 2 lety +23

      I would love that

  • @clempunto4349
    @clempunto4349 Před 3 lety +26

    As a French viewer, I realised very late that this is a modern remake of “Cyrano de Bergerac”: the protagonist’s name in the original work is Cyrano, his lover’s name is Roxanne, she rejects him because of his nose and is only way of seducing her is by being good at poetry.
    Every single thing that happens in #Roxy also happens in the original work written in 1897. Like I could literally detail every scene and explains the original stance at it. I had no clue Northern America knew made films about it hahahah

    • @billyblastoff
      @billyblastoff Před rokem

      They said this was filmed in Canada.

    • @divumreves
      @divumreves Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@billyblastoff where do you think Canada is?

  • @murrenkelly3866
    @murrenkelly3866 Před rokem +12

    That moment of astonishment at 24:43 is immaculate

  • @eliciazaitouni3458
    @eliciazaitouni3458 Před 4 lety +4694

    the nose guy looks like if jeremy renner and danny had a love child

  • @Eyasgea
    @Eyasgea Před 4 lety +2515

    You think YOUR life life is hard ?
    He uses a 13 layer tissue to blow his nose

  • @ang2267
    @ang2267 Před 2 lety +28

    "he's giving him a nose job" SENT ME 13:30

  • @ryuklix6387
    @ryuklix6387 Před 2 lety +17

    15:45 is making me SO UNCOMFORTABLE !!

  • @jessiehogsed
    @jessiehogsed Před 4 lety +4751

    You know it's a good movie when you're actively rooting for the main character to die 😂

    • @larafox3246
      @larafox3246 Před 4 lety +194

      you nose*

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 Před 4 lety +116

      I mean who nose some people may want him to die to make a boring ass movie interesting

    • @mickeyfam1872
      @mickeyfam1872 Před 4 lety +7

      I think I should tell you. Your best friend likes the same boy as you.

    • @larafox3246
      @larafox3246 Před 4 lety +12

      @@mickeyfam1872 ?

    • @towelclipz
      @towelclipz Před rokem +3

      Which is kinda funny since it the play this story's based on, the main character is a pretty likable guy

  • @craftyumbrella4519
    @craftyumbrella4519 Před 4 lety +1665

    Roxy walked so Tall Girl could trip and fall

    • @blairewildflower
      @blairewildflower Před 3 lety +41

      roxy actually made tall girl trip

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 3 lety +19

      Roxy has size 12 Nikes, beat that.
      **Tall girl enters the gladiator stadium**

    • @sipsmoretea2241
      @sipsmoretea2241 Před 3 lety +5

      roxy laid on the floor so tall girl could fall

  • @bananeyfish
    @bananeyfish Před rokem +15

    I think very often now we must ask "did this film earn that scene?", and this film definitely did not deserve this line 25:42

  • @punyparkerr
    @punyparkerr Před 11 měsíci +5

    “that’s funny actually…” *chuckles* “.. actually…” *maniacal cackling* eric will always pull a laugh out of me.

  • @emaanmanzoor3013
    @emaanmanzoor3013 Před 4 lety +2019

    Kurtis looked like the shy kid who just got hyped up by the cool kids when he made that Tha-nose joke. "Tha-nose?"👀

  • @fatimai19
    @fatimai19 Před 4 lety +3129

    “how does he smooch???!”
    “passionately”
    WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED

  • @CarterDeLeo
    @CarterDeLeo Před 2 lety +15

    22:03 I legitimately thought the guy here was the previously mentioned father of that kid and that a grown man had tackled this high schooler from behind a bush and was now hitting him with a skateboard while his son and his friends held him. This casting has to stop!

  • @maeyalundquist7449
    @maeyalundquist7449 Před rokem +4

    Roxane was filmed in my town, the only movie ever filmed here… we have a billboard lol

  • @zolengeb.7629
    @zolengeb.7629 Před 4 lety +2169

    Kurtis looks like the little kid who tagged along with his older friends to go to an R-rated movie so he’d seem cool

  • @nekofrau
    @nekofrau Před 4 lety +5730

    When Booboo started his, "Your hair so fruity but most of all-" line, I jokingly said "I wanna hit that booty, haha-" and he said it. I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment that I immediately paused and put my head in my hands, cringing so bad

    • @remyuk
      @remyuk Před 4 lety +454

      i watched this with a friend a few months ago and i said the same thing. i was NOT expecting him to actually say 'i wanna hit that booty' so when he did my friend and I both screamed

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap Před 4 lety +93

      Legit same I was like oh god no.

    • @lailam1186
      @lailam1186 Před 3 lety +93

      me too, I just paused and took a moment to think about my life decisions

    • @sylvia2730
      @sylvia2730 Před 3 lety +5

      Time stamp please?

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood Před 3 lety +31

      I threw my capris sun across the room in shame

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Před 2 lety +18

    4:12
    Eric was joking, but this is LITERALLY what they did with "Tall Girl"

  • @hidinginyourattic6522
    @hidinginyourattic6522 Před 2 lety +18

    why is no one talking about how T H I C C that guy in the jeans at 21:40 is??

  • @zoeandrade4254
    @zoeandrade4254 Před 4 lety +5037

    I love watching 3 grown men scream about a nose for 28 minutes

    • @catlover9555
      @catlover9555 Před 4 lety +16

      Zoe Andrade honestly same

    • @sabrinau3532
      @sabrinau3532 Před 4 lety +6

      And 41 seconds

    • @user-fd7wg6gs1n
      @user-fd7wg6gs1n Před 4 lety

      Zoe Andrade Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand

    • @user-fd7wg6gs1n
      @user-fd7wg6gs1n Před 4 lety +1

      Sabrina Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand

    • @zoeandrade4254
      @zoeandrade4254 Před 4 lety +1

      Элина Попова no worries. It is just something that I made up.

  • @zakk7545
    @zakk7545 Před 2 lety +7

    Ironically, the movie Roxanne IS nose related. But also Roxanne is already a modern retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac. So this is a modern retelling of a modern retelling of a classic play. The classic play is ALSO nose based.

  • @lillieampurra
    @lillieampurra Před 3 lety +16

    it's implied that Steve Martin's character is Cyrus's grandfather so its just coincidence they both fell for a girl named roxanne?

  • @Nuskybeach
    @Nuskybeach Před 4 lety +2173

    **Girl kisses the tip of the nose**
    3 adult guys: AAAAAAAAAASHSHHSVD!¡¡¡!!

    • @decasuffrage9021
      @decasuffrage9021 Před 4 lety +2

      But...that's the tip of his nose? That's where crust is, boogers, et cetera, et cetera.
      Really can't be sanitary? Especially from the bottom

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 Před 4 lety

      Deca Suffrage *et cetera*

    • @apathetictrash2478
      @apathetictrash2478 Před 4 lety

      It was so cringe

  • @roberterikson7246
    @roberterikson7246 Před 4 lety +2665

    Theory: they change his nose prosthesis in every shot, just so we never get used to it.

    • @jasper2739
      @jasper2739 Před 4 lety +89

      Why does that make so much sense though (ʘ‿ʘ)

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape Před 4 lety +72

      The makers are truly evil geniuses.

    • @beans7448
      @beans7448 Před 4 lety +68

      And every time they make it longer

    • @richardstein1104
      @richardstein1104 Před 4 lety +3

      You have the devils number 666

    • @_bee_2578
      @_bee_2578 Před 4 lety +28

      It literally looks bigger every time he’s in a shot.

  • @jewelpeters6001
    @jewelpeters6001 Před 2 lety +9

    12:38 "she thinks booboo wrote it but it's actually nose" 😂 read out of context is wierd

  • @spiderbug7615
    @spiderbug7615 Před 2 lety +17

    If the movie was actually good then the nose kiss would've been adorable ☹️

  • @Eyasgea
    @Eyasgea Před 4 lety +6430

    actual title of the video: eric and jacob hyping up Kurtis's jokes for 20 min

    • @caramella2103
      @caramella2103 Před 4 lety +487

      Kurtis is always so judgemental about his own jokes, so seeing people like his jokes was nice

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. Před 4 lety +137

      kurtis is vvvvv funny and it lowkey makes me mad that he even doubts himself

    • @michyxmmx8987
      @michyxmmx8987 Před 4 lety +15

      Kurtis is funnier than these 2 dudes

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts Před 4 lety +41

      I can't believe he didn't say "Cyrus? More like sinus am I right?"

    • @doctorno-face422
      @doctorno-face422 Před 3 lety +8

      @@michyxmmx8987 your capping

  • @samkuperman9035
    @samkuperman9035 Před 4 lety +1901

    What if, in one of these movies, the “jock” and the “loser” stop chasing the same guy/girl and start dating each other

    • @sanazbani1427
      @sanazbani1427 Před 4 lety +87

      The only reboot I want in 2019

    • @hottie286
      @hottie286 Před 4 lety +28

      There’s already a movie like that, there’s DUFF

    • @kaiwhite4515
      @kaiwhite4515 Před 4 lety +11

      And that’s the most amazing idea I’ve ever heard of

    • @peppapig-vw3zr
      @peppapig-vw3zr Před 4 lety +1

      @Nicki Nielsen no

    • @athinn980
      @athinn980 Před 4 lety +43

      have you heard of andi mack? there's a slowburn gay love story with a basketball bully who falls not for the girl he's bullying, but for her anxious jewish male best friend

  • @legendofmalo
    @legendofmalo Před rokem +7

    I've watched this video 100s of times
    and never realized that this was Fletcher from ANT farm

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas Před 3 lety +9

    Them taking a picture with that man’s head is one of the funniest moments on all of CZcams

  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 Před 4 lety +2737

    Is it bad that I wanted to vomit when she kissed his nose

    • @Zayraybeee
      @Zayraybeee Před 4 lety +47

      Sarah Mcdonald no, I almost did the same thing

    • @Zayraybeee
      @Zayraybeee Před 4 lety +40

      That was fricking disgusting

    • @victoriabryer4710
      @victoriabryer4710 Před 4 lety +35

      @@Zayraybeee It was quite cute actually, also the nose is sensitive to the touch and its not like she stuck her tongue in his nostrils

    • @aimanmarzuqi4804
      @aimanmarzuqi4804 Před 4 lety +3

      Ur normal

    • @justsierraok
      @justsierraok Před 4 lety +3

      No sorry it was actually pretty tasteful lol

  • @AmateurGhoul
    @AmateurGhoul Před 4 lety +2469

    "Nose Job fund" in bold lettering hiding in a fairly obvious cabinet... totally not obvious, y'know?

    • @introvert_who1641
      @introvert_who1641 Před 4 lety +62

      Then at the end of the movie we dont know what happened to the nose job fund it was in one little clip.

    • @bokkie702
      @bokkie702 Před 4 lety +28

      y’nose?

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Před 4 lety

      Whxts_pxppin _chxca Nose jobs are very expensive, he’ll be saving up those $20 for a while

  • @expressodepresso2996
    @expressodepresso2996 Před rokem +6

    i love how eric is literally the only one who’s following the plot

  • @paperburrito1150
    @paperburrito1150 Před 3 lety +9

    the way that this movie was going I was kind of convinced that this was going to end up as a love story between jake short and booboo stewart. probably would've made it 10x better

  • @lagwendahazendo991
    @lagwendahazendo991 Před 4 lety +1935

    On certain angles it looks like Jeremy Renner’s nose.

    • @DutchDadd
      @DutchDadd Před 4 lety +54

      La Gwenda Hazendo thank god I wasnt the only one who thought that lol

    • @lagwendahazendo991
      @lagwendahazendo991 Před 4 lety +13

      Dutch Dad Yes! Another person who agrees

    • @nottabought7410
      @nottabought7410 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm a little late-
      But how do y'all know what Jeremy Renner's nose look like?

    • @lagwendahazendo991
      @lagwendahazendo991 Před 4 lety +26

      S S Ok, I’m about to give you a semi long answer but... At first (for me) I was trying to figure out what made this guy look like Hawkeye and I realized it was because of his nose. And I am supposing the reason for that is the fact that it’s kind of long, but not a super skinny nose, it’s round in the front and bulges our a little? And the sides or the nostril area also comes out a little. It’s hard to explain. But I think it also has to do with certain angles because some of these kids features along with the nose kind of look similar to Renner. Such as- 12:51, it’s not really the forehead but the cheekbones kind of have his look? Altogether it’s the skinny nose ridge and the bigger nostrils. Sorry about the message-maybe I’ll shorten it later but maybe not?

    • @nottabought7410
      @nottabought7410 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lagwendahazendo991 Ok.
      That makes sense
      But I'm still a tiny bit surprised you were able to tell that.

  • @toast3273
    @toast3273 Před 4 lety +9110

    wait so, cyrus’ mom says that his grandfather had the same nose. is the implication supposed to be that he’s the grandson of the guy from the original Roxanne?

  • @bailey3015
    @bailey3015 Před 2 lety +5

    this is also nearly the exact plot to disneys Let it Shine. the main guys name is cyrus and the girls name is roxy, and instead of love notes its love songs.

  • @mangofree
    @mangofree Před rokem +3

    everything about kurtis in this video reminds me of a little kid who gets to hang out with the older cooler kids he’s always looked up to and they all watch a movie together and the older kids are laughing at his jokes and he’s internally like “omg they like me they like my jokes this is the best day ever” and it’s so cute i love this video so much even years later