The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen
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- čas přidán 5. 06. 2024
- FOLKS! A ton of you guys have told me to make a video about the movie "Dancing Ninja", and I don't want anybody to be mad at me so I did it! It is by far the most confusing movie I have ever seen, and I had to rewatch it 3 times to understand it...and I still don't! Come along as we take a closer look at the weird mess of a film that is....Dancing Ninja.
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#kurtisconner
“You can’t be a ninja if you’re a virgin.”
-Kurtis Conner, 2019
facts right there. facts.
I love taking out of context screenshots from Kurtis’s video. Some of my favourites are “oh drugging your boyfriend without his consent cool cool cool” and “blood type: puka”
Oh noooo
Still iconic almost 5 years later
If you told me that you watched a movie where Ryan from High School Musical beat up a property brother in the midst of his journey to be come dancing ninja I would assume it was a fever dream
And who was trained by the sports teacher in glee
Isild LC and David Hasselhoff if the villain
And he’s fucking dating Elisa Estrada
And who’s to say it wasn’t?
I think it still is
9:25
fun fact, it's bad to put your chopsticks standing up in a bowl of rice, because it resembles the incense they use at funerals. whatever researchers they hired were really bad at their jobs. also, that rice is clearly uncooked.
perhaps it could be a foreshadowing that his sensei is gonna die in the dojo and the location of where the uncooked rice hit Ryan is where the bullet was fired.
@@basilmahyoub3607 Potentially, but I don't really feel I wanna give that much credit to the writers of this film.
how do you regularly leave it? i wanna know
@@blitzyblook3315 I think you either put them to the side or horizontally on top of the bowl.
Haha I doubt they bothered to hire any researchers
It’s like this movie couldn’t decide between being a disney flick, horny white boy movie, or a really racially-insensitive kung fu knock-off. Props to whatever ungodly trixter brought this idea to Earth
*trickster
Trix are for kids, unlike this movie
maybe he would be better at dancing if he faced the screen that displays the steps to take
He wasn't even stepping on any of the buttons. He didn't hit a single step, he completely failed at DDR lmao
If I had a dime for every time Kurtis said “if I had a dime” then I would be rich enough to make my own super weird movie that doesn’t make sense
I bet Curtis could make a dime off of reviewing it.
Nepeta H it would be a dream come true lol
I mean this movie probably only cost 2 dimes
MrTinyCat wym it cost 1 dimes
Actually It was a penny 🤯🤯🤯🤯
the stereotypical “oriental” music, japanese ninjas, korean writing, traditional chinese structures and clothing should tell you everything you need to know about this movie and it’s directors. jeez 😭
Not to mention the kung fu
"If you have a birthmark on your body that kind of looks like something, that's what you are, dude!"
Kurtis re-discovers cutie marks
- orphan found by man “somewhere in Asia” in random box
- man somewhere in Asia owns restaurant of sorts
- orphan ends up being a ninja
Kung Fu Panda?
Hailey White holy fuck
- Villain who wants a scroll
Jesara Holt oh my god the hole keeps getting deeper
Thats exactly what I was thinking
Villain was also trained by the guy who trains protagonist
As a gay bloke, unable to harvest the power of perving on 2 dimensional female characters, I'll never achieve my dream of being a ninja.
underrated comment 👏😂
Lmaoo
i cry laughed at this
as a lesbian,
sucks to be u lol
@@virginiacanfield2307 We hold all the power >:)
I feel like Lucas Grabeel did this to escape being stereotyped as ‘the gay one’ after Ryan. But like… this is not it, bro.
"I'm not gay, I swear, boobies are what give me energy, bro!"
Let’s be honest. I think my man just needed a paycheck 😂
Wait so does this mean that all the female ninjas are bi or gay? You have to date a girl to be a ninja.....
Not date, per se
Id be a great female ninja then lmao
So Kimi lost her powers when she fucked Ryan
YAY I CAN BE A NINJA!!
Lesbian ninjas :D
*“somewhere in asia”*
doesn’t this movie know they’re talking about a whole ass continent including completely different countries like india lmao
Plot twist, it was in Russia the entire time...
"somewhere in asia"
> korean text everywhere
Lo Why are there ninjas in Korea lmao?
@@appalochian So is that place like a mixture of Korean and Japanese culture. MINDBLOWN lmao
@@nana-qn1zc maybe its actually like chinatown in london or sumn
The fact that the movie is set "Somewhere in Asia," has Japanese characters, uses Japanese culture (ninja), but has a mix of Korean- and Chinese-style settings and uses a mixture of Korean and Japanese language for all of the writings tells me all that I need to know about it. The creators were too lazy to even pick research actual Japanese culture so they decided to throw in all the east Asian things lmao
welcome to east-asia town babey!!!
I scrolled down to the comments hoping to a comment like this lmao. I started laughing when I saw the ninja tryouts sign and saw it was in Korean. Also, the sign doesn't even have "ninja tryout" at all in the sign. The sign translates to "Recruitment of new members."
@@umbral_echo OH GOD I THOUGHT THE TWO YEARS IN WHICH I TOOK KOREAN WERE FOR NOTHING BC I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE IT SAID NINJA TRYOUT SO READING THIS COMMENT MADE ME SO RELIEVED
certainly nobody lmao it’s okay, just poor translation~
It’s actually in nepal
as someone who used to practice circus arts, I know the hula hoop thing requires balance and strength to perfect. that said, it does look a little odd in a ninja movie.
the way they just stuck the chopsticks into the rice bowl like they did in 9:28 is no joke one of the most offensive table manners in Japan... well done on your research Dance Ninja
But - evidently it’s okay in the Korean-and-English-speaking Japanese parts of “somewhere in Asia” ;)
omg i thought so too. such lazy and bad writing
Corbin Bleu sang the words, “I don’t dance” while Ryan countered with the argument, “I say you can.” smh Kurtis
daddy__warbuxx finally, somebody acknowledges the truth!!
THANK YOU i was about to say the same. smh
Im glad somebody said it
i was on my way to comment that lmao
tHANK YOU
The fact that he is the ONLY person dressed like that is throwing me for a loop. Where tf did he get his inspiration for flannel, a rat tail, and those godawful socks if nobody he knows dresses like that??
he's a trendsetter 😌
he went thrifting at goodwill
white people genes apparently
Lmao
@@crazygirls9000 "white people"
I don't know what shocked me more the Property Brother or the fact I was convinced Ryan was La Douche's son and there was gonna be this whole 'you may be my dad but you're not my father' y'know, an actual arc.
He never, at any point, hit the correct DDR arrows. Even when they pretended he was a "good" dancer, still missed every single arrow. I would know, I used to do "End of the Century" on maniac, I'm something of a DDR expert. Lol
“Somewhere in Asia” okay cool, I’ll assume they’re in Uzbekistan
they're obviously in Dubai, nuh doy
Yo wait that’s my home country this is the first time I’ve heard anyone even remotely know where that is lmao I think this is neat
Cool they are now in North Korea
Wow they're in the majority of Kazakhstan
No they are in the heart of mother russia
This is like Kung Fu Panda except it's less culturally sensitive, less mature, but more horny for some reason.
I was literally searching for a comment like this. Why isnt anybody talking about how it's so similar to Kung Fu Panda😂
@@sameerakhanna2602 nobody wants to insult kung fu panda like that
its like kung fu panda but everything good about it is gone
@@Champion_Vapor "Kung Fu Panda, but everything about it is bad."
Was literally gonna comment how every parent buying these stupid kung and ninja parodies for their kids needs to just get kung fu panda. It's such an opposite to this in the best way possible lol
"He has a rat tail"
*future Kurtis laughing in mullet*
💀
You know, watching this video in 2022, after the Atlanta Spa shootings, I feel like this movie encapsulates/is rife with the unessacary sexualization of asian women+ the exploitation of asian women (his adoptive mother and his adoptive father making videos of her aren't played off as them even just having fun, but they're depicted as directly making and marketing softcore p0rn. And while there's nothing wrong with that in real life, the way its depicted in this movie is really, extremely problematic for a lot of its insinuations). Especially with the way that the white male protag "unlocks" his powers by groping/ogling asian women's bodies. It gets even worse with the two asian women actively FIGHTING for him. Not for anything actually related to the plot, they're just fighting each other because they thirst for him, for some fucking reason. Its toxic and represents everything wrong about the way that media has depicted asian women, the way their bodies are objectified and utilized as a means to an end for the benefit of men, and the cringe fantasies of asian women viewing each other as competition over a random ass boy.
:/ This was a very insightful and heartbreaking comment. Movies depict actions that literally fall under assault and sexual coercion towards women all the time, and they paint it as light hearted fun. It’s very troubling to me that I have had to define what r*pe, SA, and sexual pressure is to some men who are genuinely good intentioned people but society normalized actions that are disgusting and evil. This movie is repulsive for not only that reason, but because it’s geared towards young men. It takes that perspective towards women and turns the lens on Asian women in a way that is uniquely dangerous. The constant sexualization, infantilization, submissiveness, and normalized and ENCOURAGED sexual assault is reflected in the way tv, movies, media, anime, and (mostly) white men treat Asian women. I really hope that one day there is a push to hold these types of depictions accountable for the assaults, attacks, and prejudice towards Asian women. This movie as a whole, and any movie that usually depicts a white hero in an Asian country usually is centered around just dog shitting on Asian culture…and I can’t even imagine being Asian and seeing that terrible depiction everywhere. I remember the terrible ways kids would tease Asian students, and I know most of it comes from these types of movies. Thank you for your comment, as much as I love kurtis, sometimes I wish he would give deeper takes when there’s so much disgusting shit involved in a movie or whatever it is he’s talking about.
The fact that these sort of movies are made for kids, maybe teens, just, dear lord, what even is the thought processes behind this? Writers for these sort of kid/ teen movies can tell any story, literally anything else, but they keep doing racist crap over and over? Who greenlights this sort of trash?
I'm so tired of the hypersexualisation of women's bodies, I'm so tired
Wild that that's what made you realise this.
* raised somewhere in Asia since a baby by Asian parents *
- *has American accent*
- *dresses American*
- *seems to not understand anything about Asian culture*
makes sense.
Me honestly HAHA
Wut
and white as fuck
It makes perfect sence. I was born and raised in the United States by white parents and I don’t speak a single word of English.
I was raised in Vietnam by white parents but I am Vietnamese. My parents even tho they lived there for years don’t speak Vietnamese. I don’t know anything about Vietnamese culture. Where I live in Vietnam everyone dresses in jeans and t shirts “American” like. I have an American accent and don’t speak Vietnamese. It’s a bit confusing but it’s a way of life.
I'm surprised they were even able to get asian actors for this offensive ass movie
Ikr
money
I think it’s too shitty to be offensive
The fact that the setting is "somewhere in asia" proves that
a paycheck is a paycheck i guess
"Ryan had a song called I Don't Dance in HSM2 so why is he dancing" how dare you misinterpret Ryan's profession of love for Chad in this way
Scrolled to far for this comment
21:28 Missed opportunity to say “LaDouche is LaDead”. Stupid but would’ve been funny.
"Somewhere in Asia" was it too hard to just pick one place, one city? Ninjas are Japanese, the whole setting is Chinese, except signs are apparently in Korean. I'm disgusted
nah dude have you seen "Call Me by Your Name"? theyre just "somewhere in nothern italy" in the movie, no specific place
thats what the book was called but im pretty sure they set place in a specific city in the movie
smolbeanharry italy is a generally small country. asia is a huge continent. big difference
smolbeanharry I think “Northern Italy”, a region of a country, is a little more specific than “Asia”, a huge fucking continent. 🤯
Lara Maria And I’m pretty sure there’s some in Tai
That rat tail is literally a clip on. The color isn’t even right lol!
Reservoir Fibers Good.
It’s too funny lol!
Lmao! Ikr?!
Well obviously 😂
Cuppa Tae I cant with it lol
I just can’t stop laughing at the sentence: “anime dad is being interrogated by le douche.” 😂😂😂
I actually peed a little reading this comment 😭
this whole movie sounds like a fever dream, but i lost my fucking mind when a property brother came out
*korean symbols*
*japanese ninjas*
*chinese flags and buildings*
*very American man*
Makes sOo much sense
Mr. Worldwide
nice pfp
@@farting358 haha you too man.
exactly like wow so much research is put in this fking movie
@@aishwaryap.2230 i screamed lmaoooo
so he's trying to be a ninja, but i see korean letters and a lot of chinese things in this movie .. what
zimzalatte exactly. i tried to put it in google translate but it literally doesnt even make up anything. i also translated “ninja tryouts today” and it is no where near what it says lol 😂
Crow but ninjas are japanese?
zimzalatte and ninjas and geishas are Japanese
that's because it's "somewhere in asia" because wildly diverse cultures are all the same right
Yeah i assumed it was China and then I saw the Hangul everywhere and the guy was talking about ninjas and geisha and wtf.. I guess they weren't kidding when they said "somewhere in Asia" lmao.. He lives in an amalgamation of China, Korea and Japan apparently. Honestly it doesn't only come across as lazy but also really rude to treat it like every culture from Asia are all basically the same thing and can be interchanged randomly. sigh. I also don't understand why the main actor couldn't be an Asian person.. we so rarely see it in western media and the actor being white really has no baring on the story anyway... they didn't have to do it.
I am actually impressed by Ryan in this movie, I think him and his rat tail might even have what it takes to get a nomination for horniest weasel!
The fact that 'ninja tryout' was written in Korean makes me laugh so much
I’m screaming the tryouts sign was in Korean but ninjas are Japanese and the gym has Chinese banners FFUCDKDKDJJF
Why does this always happen
probably because nobody cared what language the signs actually were in, as it wasn't an important element of the story.
@@seigeengine *woah there, a little aggressive*
@@suubisuubi because you totally had any kind of intelligent response to mine, and weren't just bitching.
Fuck right off with that shit.
Patricia Cayton FUCKIDNG DEADASSISJHD
“women ain’t property, brother”
how do i subscribe to someone twice?
Simp
jk I ain’t a fucking 8-year-old
Reanne Argh they had in the first half not gonna lie
Make another account
@@username-mk4qv omg I was boutta go off
Join
Dude 🤦🏻♀️ even the rice bowl with the chopsticks sticking straight up is offensive, it’s like they went out of their way to use every problematic stereotype or misinterpretation of Japanese culture
This feels like the sort of movie my parents would of watched 20 years ago and not even notice how racist it is
I have trouble suspending my disbelief that Ryan from High School Musical is attracted to women.
Yeahhh...that just made everything 10x more off-putting.
And the actor has a longtime girlfriend too
there is no heterosexual explanation for this
Ginger Hernandez Why lol
@@miamiric6051 have you seen high school musical?
Did that guy just.... telekinetically throw a bowl of rice at someone via hip thrusts?
Yes. Yes he did.
I havent seen the whole video but now I've seen this comment and now I MUST
I do that on Thursdays
PSYCHIC PELVIC THRUSTS!!!!
Norah Beattie Well of course the rice wasn't cooked. Have you tried getting cooked white rice out of clothing?
So you’re telling me the whole time he kicked that can all the way up the street, no soda came out, but as soon as it hits the guys shoe, suddenly it’s half empty
17:03 missed opportunity to say “what the *puck* is this movie”
This is just a 30 year old weeb's fever dream
Meme Machine underrated comment
Not enough lolis
@Ari A. Or maybe it's the dude who posted the "beaten up by Chinese Chad" story's fever dream
This is just Naruto but if you only watched pervy sensei
nahh this movie is like shot in Korea and they are chinese??? saying somewhere in japan. LMFAO
FOLKS!! *claps aggressively, causing an 8.5 magnitude earthquake*
Aspen O i can hear this
do u also clap along with him like i do? #citizenofkurtistown
I love youuuu💜
Dana Whittles absolutely
@@tazzygirl44 yes indeed
I think it’s hilarious that who you first saw “Ryan“ as in a movie severely changes how you see this movie. Because I saw him in food boy before HSM, so I will never see him as anything but food boy.
17:21 What do ya mean? Hasselhoff is well known for his cover of hooked on a feeling, they didn't need another reason to put it in the movie. It was just permanently embedded in early 2000s culture.
This movie was literally written buy a 14 year old boy; nothing else makes sense
Very true
No I will not buy a 14 year old boy
by* not "buy".
U right
This comment was written by a 14 year old
ah, kurtis lake. my favorite place to visit in kurtistown
Ah to sit in kurtis park on a warm day and take a trip kurtis market just before going home to switch on kurtis news on kurtis tv.
you wouldnt understand. its a kurtsi thing
We need merch of a t shirt with a map of kurtistown with kurtis lake on it
L _ ya know my favorite place in kurtistown is probably yee yee university
Kurtis lake was where I baptized my two children, Kurtis and Kurtis. They grow up so fast here in Kurtis town. They start YYU tomorrow *sheds a kurtis tear*
Sabu's actor is the same guy who played Khotun Khan in Ghost of Tsushima. So safe to say he really mellowed out after invading Japan.
No fuckin way? I felt weird when I looked at him. Like I should know who he is. Now I know why
He's also in Glee 🤭
Omg, I saw this movie playing in the children's section of a massive ferry while I was on a school trip. It was the most hilarious journey I've experienced.
Whoever was in charge of the movies must have had a DVD player and a stack of DVDs in the control room, but they didn't have a remote control. So they'd put in a typical children's movie, like Ice Age, and fiddle around with the buttons on the machine, going up, down, left right for about 10 minutes without finding the play button, then they'd give up and move on to the next DVD. Dancing Ninja was the only one that finally worked, and by that time we were already almost dead from laughter from just watching the helpless struggle with the DVD machine. Then witnessing this weird-ass film that is most definitely NOT a children's film being broadcast on a public ferry was tbh the highlight of the school trip, and remains an iconic moment of my school history.
Everything is written in Korean
They speak english
Ninjas are Japanese
Okay cuz that makes sense
That's kinda racist tbh, they just add random Chinese, Japanese, and Korean things and boom, it's Asian
with french subtitles lmao
Ikr, as a Japanese I’m extremely offended
Exactly qlwkrej19e bruh
they also wore Chinese traditional dresses like, ok......
starting to think this whole movie is just soft porn
Seems to have the same line of reasoning 🤷♀️
O_o
LMFAO
I mean **bites lip** _it could be_
Soft like Ryan
13:00 is what I sound like trying to describe a dream I had
6:55
kurtis, my guy, that whole song was ryan getting chad to dance. he spent a good 4 minutes convincing the jocks that they can dance.
so kurtis, get your high school musical shit together please
"If you're gonna have a main character of a movie, don't give him a rat tail dude"
*sad Jedi noises*
@Jenna W whoops, my bad
@Jenna W "you crumb" 💀
smh anakin was different 😔
This video is just rattail and sleeveless hoodie slander
Every rule has an exception.
kurtis you didnt say erectile dyspunchin and i am very sad about it
Erectile dysfightion would also work
@Anna Tomlinson thats genius
also erectile dancefunction
can some one explain???
nvm
20:33 "Figure it out, man." I've revently learned how Canadian this sentence is. Watch Letterkenny
Sorry, I must say Ryan was the one trying to persuade Chad that Chad can dance not the other way around. I know it's a joke but we should all take HSM seriously, especially the 2nd one.
Kurtis: I started saying that intro as a joke, and now I can never stop
The citizens of Kurtistown: Except for that ONE time
I will always remember that moment where I thought... “Did he not do a second greeting?” And now it’s the stuff of legend.
Me! When he didn’t say it that one time it hurt my heart ❤️ lol
What video was that?
@@thepeepeepoopooman5612 I wish I could remember lol, I think it was before the pandemic tho.
Just had to ask because of your name, do you watch CallMeKevin?
Except for those TWO times
I was fine up until one of the property brothers just showed up casually... my reality instantly broke and I am currently astral projecting as I type this from the shadow realm
Kurtis calling the dojo “ningym” is hilarious
I now have the strong urge to watch David Hasselhoff's cover of Hooked On A Feelin'.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? I prefer Kurtis 'The Lake' Conner.
HAS NOBODY NOTICED THAT THIS IS EXACTLY KUNG FU PANDA BUT WITH HUMANS?!
Wait. *The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are THE SAME PERSON?*
@@ghy9rc754 Except with boobs
Fantastic
16/10
Would totally read again
Neil “The Grass” Tyson
"What's worse than the accent?"
**ad break**
"ItChY sCrAtChY aNnOyInG mOsQuItOeS"
Lol i got pokemon go
I got Camilla cabello
“Long hair”
Raymour and Flanigan
They ain't wrong tho
Ok but Ansel LaDouche is a god-tier villain name
I remember back in the 90s and 2000s they had the best villain names in movies
My favourite thing about this movie is that they were so desperate to just write a white main character that they made a whole elaborate story to explain the discovery of his baby self
Also that they used Korean road signs in a movie presumably set in japan
My favorite part is the
(all Ninjas have girlfriends)
thing its just so bizzare and funny 🤣
Kurtis really does look dead inside every time he gives the extra greeting
He secretly hates his subs.
Just like he said, now he feels like he has to do it
He's like forced to do it because otherwise the comment section would go wild in a negative way
Audrey wait? What extra greeting
@@rrtttln9884 If the absence of his traditional greeting has a negative emotional effect on anyone, it's because they're morons. Lol
It's kinda like PhillyD with the throat punch thing.
clearly filmed in korea, a lot of chinese imagery, ninjas are japanese, i guess the location of "somewhere in asia" was right after all
i love racism
Also has white saviour trope
10:42 virginja
I worked in the camera department, and it made as little sense during production as it did after editing. Mitchell, the writer/director told me that it had been green lit as a sequel to his earlier film 'Beverley Hils Ninja', but that the rights had been withdrawnshortly after shooting started. While directing it, he had to rewrite it on the fly to take out anything that could be tied to the earlier film, and reshooting everything that did. It became less and less coherent as the shoot went on, and he was falling behind schedule and budget wasn't going to cover it. About midway, we went on set one morning and they told us that Mitchell had been pulled and Kelly Sandefur was brought in to finish shooting whatever was needed to cobbled together into a film. It did not cobble well.
This movie is Asian stereotypes and misogyny: the movie.
Misogyny? Asian stereotypes yes. Sexualization of women also yes. This movie is horrible and wrong. But this isn't really misogyny. Misos means hate in greek. There isnt hate or prejudice here against women. There is though sexualisation which is completely wrong and creepy. Just lets not use the other word so freely. There is real misogyny out there and its a far bigger problem so using that word casually is damaging to real cases of misogyny
@@Enel97 pretty sure reducing women to sex objects is hateful. But thanks for mansplaining misogyny.
@@wendynerd1199 Yikes. You are one of those types. Nevermind. Now as a greek I think I know better what a word originating from my country and its language means regardless of what's between our legs. But that being said Its not like you would be willing to listen.
@@elizabethkinard572 but...why can't I experience misogyny?
@@Enel97 Actually, Wendy is kinda right. Since the movie does feature prejudice against women (the idea that women pretty much only exist to fuck dudes in the movie) and is therefore misogyny. And if we're reaching here, it does kinda get to the level of sexual objectification which is also misogyny.
it’s weird seeing a movie with the main plot being Ryan Is Straight, when he was definitely gay in the prequels
because Ryan from HSM is gay NOT ick, a character in a completely different movie. also "Ryan" isn't always going to play characters that are gay, it's called being diverse and playing different types of characters
Yeah Ryan is defiantly gay.
Samara Healey legit 😂
@@britneyspearstodrick1460 she/he probably knows that they just find it strange seeing they're favorite actor play this type of character
ok I believe you, use they/them pronouns because you don’t know if they identify with he/she pronouns
The best thing when you find a creator like Kurtis for the first time is that there is years worth of content to binge!
I think the animated segments are surprisingly well made.
This is just the plot of king fu Panda but with a high school musical twist.
anna barnes bro Ikr it’s the exact same plot hah
Lmao that’s what I was thinking
Really? What part of it?
Lmao I was about to comment that 😂
idk which kung fu panda you watched but last time i checked, po didnt have to feel up some1's tiddies to be a ninja
"hey property brother!
women ain't property.....
BROTHER"
I frickin cackled
So my name is Elisa, but because of the way Kurtis says “Elise Estrada” instead of the just “Elise,” the beginning of Estrada makes it sound like an ‘a’ at the end and I feel so much secondhand flattery it’s actually great. Like thanks dude, I was born in Boston but sure I’ll be a Canadian Queen:3
9:27 I know it’s a small detail but when you are eating food with chopsticks, especially with rice, do not stick your chopsticks into your food or rice. This is seen as a curse in Chinese culture. This is taboo and said to bring bad luck because it reminds people of the incense used at funerals.
“If you’re gonna have a main character don’t give him a rat tail.”
Anakin: **Sweating**
Ikr, that's every Padawan
That’s the only acceptable rat tail cause Anakin was hot.
He really should stay away from lava then (because of the sweating). I'll see myself out, stop booing
yet the moment he cut it off he bacame evil...HMMMMMM
@@gingergamer3270 I will not stop booing
“somewhere in asia” okay, i think it’s safe to say that they’re in kazakhstan
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’re in Russia
Are you kidding me?! You know that they're also in Anatolia and parts of Azerbaijan, right?!
Bruh they're obviously at the bottom of Lake Baikal smh
Nah im pretty sure they are in mongolia
Idk man, looks like Belarus to me
not to nitpick but ryan's role in "i dont dance" was to tell corbin bleu's character "yes you can" whilst dancing and plaing baseball
I’ve seen this video multiple times thinking that this movie was before the HSM franchise but no it was right after. He could’ve went on to way better things but I guess not 😭
Ninjas: Japanese
Background text and props: Korean
Me: Confused
Also calls his dad “Papa-san”....??????
And isn’t Chi from Chinese culture/belief??
there are also chinese texts
His father: Hong Konger
That's why he's only somewhere in Asia, I guess😂 maybe it's somewhere in between everything or in a different dimension where Asia is a country and they all share a culture and stuff lol
Kurtis you fake fan. Chad sang I Don't Dance and Ryan sang back about how he definitely could dance if he tried. Also they were boyfriends and swapped clothes after the song. Unrelated but relevant.
Kay Mingo YOURE AN INTELLECTUAL
From the comment itself to the replies...everything here is pure gold
poor Taylor 😣
Ryan totaly made Chad come to terms with his sexuality and they most definitely hookep up that summer.
@@cheeseekimbap4903 thank you
I would like to add that David Hasselhoff is contractually obligated to sing a song every time he’s in a movie. Also, Hooked on a Feeling and David Hasselhoff? Guardians reference
Once you said a property brother was in the movie, I knew this movie couldn’t get weirder 💀
kurtis. i don't dance was about ryan convincing chad that chad COULD dance if he tried. and chad was the one saying "i don't dance." get your facts straight homie
mel THANKYOU 🙌🏼
I was thinking that the whole time!!! smh
SMH same, I was just like "soo uncultured ://"
U IS BLESSED
actually it was about how they’re both gay and into each other but chad was in the closet duh
You know what Kurtis? It's very good to see *YOU* again.
roria •ᴗ• fucking tell him !
Jack Barnes // Yeah, now he has to suscribe to you roria
I'm getting Keanu Reeves vibes
Next video we should mob the comments greeting him
@@cheshiregerena3060 yes
The property brother being in this was the last straw and got me laughing so hard :D
7:28 Me practicing my instrument by playing video games and wondering why I'm still not getting better
kurtis PLEASE review the adventures of food boy, it also stars high school musical ryan and it is by far the worst movie ever made, it includes iconic scenes like the one where he cry’s alone in a bathroom after he shoots bread out of his hands. truly a cinematic masterpiece
Honestly that’s what I thought this was for some reason. I’ve only seen him in HSM and Switched at Birth
poor Ryan. Sharpay keeps stealing all the good roles in movies:(
I remember watching that movie when i was around 10 thinking it was the shit
Food Boy was a guilty pleasure tbh✨
Lmao I wanted to comment this as well, a WILD RIDE
"he doesn't want to get his face renovated by the property brothers"
oh my god i'm crying
Hey tim, for launch party, the blue, green, and white rockets all go on a count of 1,2,3. Red still goes on a 1,2,3,4. In screwbot factory, if you don’t already have a perfect, for the grey bots, the pattern is 1(grab),2(hold),3(release),4(Wait) the white ones are 1(grab),2(release),3(Wait),4(Wait)
@@hissingfaunaa Wtf
Dont cry 😔 be happy 😩
@@hissingfaunaa why you talking about rythm heaven
I love how the “somewhere in Asia” has a mix of Chinese, Korean, and Japanese characters on the street signs just to hit all the three “Asian countries”
There’s more then 3 Asian countries or are you saying the creators don’t know that and we’re like “let’s just get all three cuz we don’t know anything about Asia”
I love how I recognise the actor of Ryan’s Dad, he is a very famous actor and film producer guy in Hong Kong
Hold on. Ninjas are Japanese, but all the actors seem to have a Chinese facial structure, and all the signs on the set are in Korean...?
uh yea hence why its "somewhere in asia"
We love inconstancy
TheEdgySunflower JHOOOOOOPE
yeah it's SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
@@ef4253 Eyyy someone gets the joke
the LAST person i would have ever imagined you saying is "one of the property brothers" lmao what
I cannot describe the amount of orientalism, racism, inaccuracies, and general cultural appropriation in this movie. I am flabbergasted. Where do I even start? The conflation between martial artist and ninja? The use of throwing stars? “SOMEWHERE IN ASIA”??
its funny because the villain background story of doctor strange is just dancing ninja with a bigger budget,better lines,less horniness and more magic