SUPERBABIES: The Superhero Movie of Your Nightmares
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OH BABY we got a stinky diaper of a movie to talk about today. The sequel to 1999's "Baby Geniuses" is even worse than you could ever imagine, so let's talk about it and laugh at it!
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ok for some reason I called Zack "Nick" at 19:28 after goofing on dudes named Zack and i'm sorry! i'm dumb!
Y O U ‘ R E N O T D U M B
I noticed that. Confused the hell out of me 😂😂
Kurtis Conner indeed you are😌
No you're not
I read the description.......cello how are you? :D
Well that explains why everyone I know calls me "Rosita"
Omg😂
OMG
💀💀💀
LOL
Those are some real ones
you’re now legally obligated to give us 3 more baby geniuses movie reviews. this comment is legally binding.
Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree
Agreed!
Are there three more???
If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?
He should review Bratz: Super Babyz
every time you meet a baby, there's a chance it's actually a 70 year old superhero
And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.
Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case
@@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z
@ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world
Chances are rare
But never 0
idk why kurtis calling john wick “john” just absolutely killed me
"Mr. Wick? Oh you mean my buddy John, we go mini golfing together sometimes"
Who?
Isn't John Wick the name of that movie with Two Guns Greg?
@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Gary
@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Greg is the new fandom name for Danny Gonzalez
Same. Sounded weird for some reason.
"I met my mom the day I was born." ok kurtis weird flex
That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.
@@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀
*sad Doofenshmirtz noises*
Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.
😔🙄
I distinctly remember loving this movie as a small child and my mom “accidentally” lost it and i don’t blame her
Lily Dragon best comment
Sorry sweetie. I ran it over and set it on fire to save me from the nightmares.....accidentally of course....
I used to watch it every day I got it at blockbuster but now I cannot find the dvd anywhere
I used to watch it on HBO kids I think, then I couldn’t watch HBO kids anymore cause now it wasn’t in our cable package
Same, but I still think I have the disc
The most annoying part of this movie for me is that they keep insisting Kahuna is a baby. That child is like 6 entire years old
hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old
"6 entire years" lmaoo
I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.
@@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀
I just realized that these babies know the secrets of the universe and still shit in their diapers.
Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity
I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?
Well obviously they know something that we don’t
Why did everyone understand the babies in this movie. Aren’t they supposed to be using an ancient language that adults can’t understand
11:28
You imply that any of it makes sense my guy
Oops 😂
is that really what bothered you about this film?
love ur pfp
Kurtis: I met my mom the day I was born
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: :(
UNDERRATED MASTERPIECE OF A COMMENT
BEST COMMENT EVER IM WHEEZING
LMAO NOOOO😭😭😭
When I was born, both of my parents failed to show up
AHAHAHAHA
I remember when I was going to see a movie when I was 12, I overheard a middle age man while waiting in line saying he wanted 1 ticket for Superbabies. That memory is scarred into my brain.
Edit: Actually I was 11 at the time.
I wonder why he wanted to watch it
i almost commented “maybe he was there with his kid” and then i reread it
This never happened
@@thatcherevans9137 interesting
Probably wanted to see the r rated version.
kurtis :you can tell he's a zack, just look at him - like 5 minute rant on him being a zack
also kurtis : calls him nick
THIS
Little kids can only work a certain amount of time legally, so that’s why baby characters are played by twins/triplets.
I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅
I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.
Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm
Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.
Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...
can u imagine giving birth to not one, but two, possibly three children, for them to end up in superbabies? no. absolutely not.
I smell a DNA test
The fact the parents signed them up to do it- 😭
Hannah let's have triplets and make super babies 5 and have the triplets from the first to be the bad guys 20 years later
Really Cringey Vids ?
My younger siblings LOVED this movie when they were like 3/4, so we had to watch it EVERY SINGLE TIME we went on a roadtrip. I've probably seen it 57 times.
This happened to me before, but I was the oldest sibling, it was a different movie, and I hated it from the sheer amount of replays they did, I honestly did not keep track of the amount of times it went on, but enough to make me stay away from the movie for a lifetime.
I remember when I was 3 out of 4. Good times
@@pixxL_what movie?
I saw this movie on TV when I was a young child and it *marked* me. Every once in a while I would remember a superhero baby giving magic milk to a baby squad and them turning into superbabies and it would drive me nuts. I'd bring it up to my mom and she'd have no idea what I was talking about.
I can now rest easy knowing I did not imagine it.
I’m in the same boat!!! I’ve been trying to find it for years and just figured it out today to find that people HATE it?!?!!? I have been wanting to rewatch it 😭🥲
why is no one talking about how the villians in this movie are clearly nazis
THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOIN INSANE KAHUNA SAVING BABIES FROM NAZI GERMANY WHAT THE HELL
But the fucking time is off. Berlin was occupied and everything. If He safes them from Nazis He would had to come to Berlin much earlier. I am confusion.
@@annikaLebemaus I thought that the villains were wearing a USSR uniform anyway? like when kahuna was being introduced?
@@jeonghansupremacist4354 It wasn't Nazi Germany though, it was USSR-occupied East Germany
Alex Votaw doesn’t need to be said, every bad guy in every movie, is probably a nazi
No one gonna talk about how they gave the two white boy babies “cool” powers and gave the girl baby a “love” super power and the black baby is a basketball player???
Yeah.... 😬
Eh, it was the early 2000s. What can you do?
he also says “can a brotha get some water?” at around 22:49...
Not even a basketball player. LITERALLY just a basketball.
and they way they made him have an accent and use AAVE....... yeah it doesn't sit right with me
The reason twins are often used to play one character is cause child labor laws prevented kids under a certain age to be limited to a certain amount of acting which counted as work so they often had twins or triplets to quickly swap them out to continually shoot without breaking those laws. I learned about that in a video about the Olsen twins and what playing Michelle tanner was like for them
Kurtis is always giving us an extra greeting but who gives him an extra greeting
i do
I felt that
Exactly. You got me thinking now.
sad.
Yesssss
This whole movie looks like something Kurtis could have edited, but worse
Don't disrespect my boi Kurtis like that
Is that possible?!?!?
Tbh kurtis should make an entire movie
💀
A Zack is like a Kyle or a Karen in the sense that you know exactly every part of their personality and what they probably look like just by hearing their name. Its magic.
18:22 so this why I was never allowed to drink my glow in the dark bracelets
But like... wasn’t it a thing in the first one that adults can’t understand what the babies are saying? It seems like they completely disregarded that whole plot point lol
Also the main baby in the first movie and kahuna also look like Kurtis
i'm pretty sure this movie is one of those sequels that aren't really sequels, like the ones that drew gooden talked about
im ur 420th like 😎
Just look at what series this is 😂😂😂
And the older kids aren’t supposed to be geniuses anymore.
white boy babies: smart, courageous
white girl baby: love
black baby: bounce
@@thewriteinpresident ok
@@thewriteinpresident U good dude?
@@thewriteinpresident 😂 I hope this is a joke, but either way this is hilarious. If you really want to promote your crazy beliefs, maybe a comedy video about babies is a bad place?
@The Write In President
I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about
@@thewriteinpresident I'm intrigued, please continue. In english this time tho, please!
23:32 Kylie's face throughout this whole scene is me watching this movie LMAO
fun fact: when I was little I was having a sleepover with my friend at her house and we watched baby geniuses on her kid tv, but she fell asleep during the movie and it kept starting over every time it ended and I didn’t know how to use the kid tv so I couldn’t turn it off or fall asleep the entire night
“Can a brother get some water?”
Thanks white screenwriters, I hate it.
I was SEARCHING for this comment
[ *EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT* ]
🤠 I hate everything about that line and I will go out of my way to find the person who thought It up and bust their knees in 🤠
I came to the comments specifically to find someone who said this
Racist
We’re all majorly forgetting something here. This a DAY CARE. Therefore, when they spent the night somewhere, they didn’t tell the kid’s parents? What the hell?
Yaaa, WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS
When “MADNESS” is all that remains…
You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only A CHOICE not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT the same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.?
As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE to the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL called The RING….. Have we not spent “a lifetime” doing the same things over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEING for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus???????
The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Member could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!!
If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are called the SEGREGATIONIST where your babies are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are…..
Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!
@@thewriteinpresident man. what are you on?
The Write In President Why??
They didn’t do that in Rugrats either
I'm 2 years late to this party but I'm so used to Kurtis playing every character in his skits, that I was like "how does the craft services guy know the kids are all twins? They're all wearing different clothes"
I actually thought these movies were a fever dream..I had these movies on replay as a kid which probably explains why I've lived my entire life with PTSD.
I'm against child acting unless children are also filming and directing.
Clearly the case in this movie
the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold
I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?
Signe the petition
Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them.
Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive
I feel like this is a franchise that Angela from the office would endorse
LMFAOOO
Yes xD
Completely true
This comment was the first to make me laugh
Lol
I go to school with a girl who plays one of those babies. Technically both of them because theyre twins and played the role interchangeably. I dont remember if they were in the 2nd one or the 1st one, but they played that movie in fifth grade and regret it all the way into highschool.
Edit: It was the first one. The one on the far left on the cover.
I'm sure someone has explained this in the last year already, but just in case; union rules and labor laws dictate that child can only work a certain number of hours in a day (3 or 4 I think), so using twins lets them spend more time filming each day and get more done.
Conspiracy theory time: what if they made this movie purposely this bad so when the kids watch it, they'll never want to watch tv anymore?
małgorzata nowińska I remember seeing this movie as a very young child and really liking it and asking my parents if I could watch it again and they just said “no.”
análise 🤔
dj yeah same it’s so weird seeing Kurtis see this without having flashbacks. The second he showed the cave I was pushed back to my childhood...
i remember me and my brother being obsessed with this movie and i was so upset when i found out there wasn’t a sequel
Damn they really cranked up the free will with that one
“We can reverse it and crank up the free will!” Me trying to sound smart in my Sociology class
Ayyye I’m taking sociology rn💀
@@melaniee1051 ahh bad memories. my sociology teacher had us do a damn scrapbook all year and never actually taught us anything about sociology 😂😂
For a second I thought you said Scientology class
everyone knows that Free Will is like a currency you trade for choices, if you don't have it, your brain rolls a d20 for a skill check.
@@suezuccati304 Can you trade me some of your Free Will for Exposure?
So, the reason that all of the kids are twins or triplets is because of child labor laws, The kids can only work for so many hours in a day, so they tag team them out to get around that and have a normal filming schedule. Happened all the time, like the Olson twins played one character in whatever the show they were in
Kids in movies or TV shows are almost always twins or triplets lol but a movie full of babies having all of those babies be twins or triplets is actually terrifying. That's too many twins and triplets in one fucking area
6:41 is giving the same energy as the shrek 3 baby nightmare
DADA
Kurtis, two weeks ago: "I'm not gonna use the greenscreen as much anymore"
Kurtis, today: *plays 20 different babies*
it’s out of his control at this point
Wait a second..
If Kahuna is seventy years old, and he helped children in Berlin, 1962, that can mean two options:
a) The movie is happening in around 2032
b) Kahuna was born in 1930's. That means he has seen World War 2. So this superpowerful baby has lived horrors and traumas of WW2.
oR bOTh
Considering Kahuna is a Hawaiin name, that means they also may have been present during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
I rewatched that clip and I think he actually says Kahuna is over 7 years old, not 70
@@jenncardona5998 K but he was also alive in the 50s, so 70 is the only logical answer.
I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you listen closely, he really does say seven, not 70
A guy in my history class was talking about this movie nonstop for a month. We finally watched the trailer and it was terrible. The word "SuperBabies" was banned for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure the reason that Archie knew Captain Can was the fact that the babies literally know everything, like they know the secrets if the universe. Whit's sister from the first movie knew who Abe Lincoln was and could recite the Ghettysburg Address so.
Imagine growing up and realizing your parents let you be in this movie
Luiza Leontios oh absolutely 💀 I would never say it out loud
Ngl that would make for a really funny story to tell people
The child actors sorry I mean BABY actors probably regret this 💀
They actually have to use twins or triplets due to child labor laws, kids can only work like 2 hours. So they get twins or triplets to work so they get more work done in a day
That’s interesting to know - thank you!
that's exactly what I was thinking
and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)
that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house
How do you know this????
At 15:43 Kurtis mentions that "you could be named Lyle, but if you get your hair spiked you're Zach now"
Which is hilarious as one of my favorite people on CZcams, is named Lyle, has spikey hair, and works with a man named Zach
8:59 That's the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean!
So, are we just not going to acknowledge that Kahuna and his brother were raised in North America but somehow the brother has a German accent in adulthood?
Rivka Arbetter Kahuna, a Hawaiian word as well
@@roseban5938
Mr Worldwide over here.
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? I live here so😅
@@roseban5938
Nice.
And I meant the German-sounding dude and Kahuna.
11:28
Kurtis: YOU CANT HAVE THE SAME ACTOR PLAY THE VILLAIN AND HERO 🤬🤬🤬
Kurtis’s sketches:
Austin powers tho
It’s a funny plot to a movie tho
Benedict Cumberbatch: 👀
@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 benedict cumberbatch cant act so he doesnt count
@@P-nk-m-na he played Dormanu and is a great actor
13:00 Its funny that the reving sound started right when she started running, so it sounds like it was her stroller soundeffect.
6:15
It's for legel reasons. They're only alowed to have kids on screen for a certain amount of time, so they use triplets or twins to get around that and swap them out.
are we not gonna talk about kurtis saying the cops are gonna arrest bounce boy for doing absolutely nothing.... that was the most accurate statement ever.
it really aged well
@Ellie Neitzel i apologize for the late response, but what does "acab" means? Would you care to elaborate?
very topical
@Ellie Neitzel thank you
@Ellie Neitzel even the blacks ones?
the only thing thats really wrong about this movie is that one of the babies names is Finkleman
elsypie It sounds way too much like “Fecal Man”
Yeah it should be Finklebaby obviously
@@juliajozsa2724 ikr
I literally have this movie on DVD in my dad's DVD case. I decided to research it, because it was scratched beyond repair. And I have come to the conclusion that my parents made a very poor financial decision, and it was probably best I couldn't watch it.
4:34 is the angriest Kurtis has ever looked
The reason why there’s so many twins is because child actors under age 6 can only work for 2-3 hours a day! Most young children on TV shows are actually twins because it doubles the amount of filming they can do.
Tessa161 I found this out during full house
Tessa161 not really the whole reason but I guess that’s one point
So Zack and Cody are actually two Zacks and Two Codies?
bruh what no, they switched between cole and dylan
Vollmond Zach and Cody were older than 6 on Suite Life so they didn’t need 2 kids to play each character. When they were really young though and the part was large enough, they would both play the same character
This would’ve been a good time to wear his “I’m baby” shirt.
Yes It would had been
DEFINITELY!!!!
Omg
Were disappointed in you kurtis
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. you did this to me, kurtis.
Okay no joke this was my absolute FAVORITE movie when I was little! I’ve watched a thousand times. I very distinctly remember Kahuna being my first crush, and my parents once got my a tee shirt with Kahuna on it (it was like an actual shirt with a Hawaiian dude on it) because I was obsessed with this movie. While watching this, I felt so weird cause even though I haven’t seen the movie in the last decade, every moment was so clear to me
"i don't think i'd be able to sit through another one, let alone three more" this aged well as of today
Kurtis: Isn’t it weird how there’s been a lot of baby hatred lately?
Also Kurtis a minute later: I’m gonna fight these babies and fly away...
i feel like the baby geniuses franchise just takes every troupe and every genre and then adds B A B I E S
Gay B A B I E S
Wanna get quick money on the Black Market?
*B A B I E S*
Da
B A B I E!
LET'S GO!
Same with air bud
next movie is called super babies in Vegas gambling overpower
Also even funnier that kahuna is basically a slur after the shit that went down with polynesian people. Its like calling a Polynesian priest a witch.
“bounce boy” CRYING OMG
“Muscles shouldn’t be on a baby” Shh no one tell him about all of those classical paintings of jacked baby Jesus
One time i saw a painting of jesus in the vatican where he had a like a 12 pack or something
shit im looking that up r i g h t n o w
OH MY GOD I REGRET THAT
"Jesus was always strong so that we could sometimes be week" won't I get an amen?
That’s just the most cursed thing ever-
I guess whoever made this movie doesn’t know that 2 year olds don’t really sport just tshirts and a diaper everywhere they go
MaKayla Richards But it’s the height of fashion.
Why are these four year olds wearing diapers?
@@c.w.r.794 Well I'm working in a kindergarden.... you don't wanna know how much older children have problems with the toilet nowadays. People don't have time or patience anymore to teach their children this....
Fun fact: The triplets that play Kahuna only acting credits are for the first movie and this movie. Now they're hockey players.
8:40 if you look at the kids hair drinking the juice, its straight. Then when he flexed it was wavey, couldnt even keep continuity
... so they gave the only girl baby love- themed superpowers? I'm uncomfortable
Rhel OTO and the only black baby is literally a ball like why they’re the shittiest powers ever
ughhhh i know
me in quarantine, impulse buying roller skates: “c r a n k u p t h e f r e e w i l l”
Sammantha L +
Sammantha L +
Sammantha L FOR REAL. WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING ROLLERSKATES
Is this really a thing? I wanted roller skates for my birthday 😅
Sam three words: Chet faker - gold 😙
14:26 manipulation station 😂
14:37
Oh of CoUrSe the only girl char in the mc's friend group is called "Cupid Girl" as a superhero, bc OF COURSE the only thing women care about is LovE 💅
Yeah ikr some are just hateful creatures
I shouldn’t have watched this with my toddler bc now she won’t stop saying kahuna and I’m scared
*TAKE THE CHILD TO AN EXORCIST OR SOMETHING ELSEWHERE BEFORE IT LAUGHS LIKE AN OVERUSED BABY SOUND EFFECT*
JUST THROW THE WHOLE CHILD OUT THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO
IT'S TOO LATE . SHE'S TOO FAR OFF ALREADY. SAVE YOURSELF
GOTTA SET THE WHOLE BABY ON FIRE
THROW OUT OF WINDOW, SET ON FIRE AND BURY AT LEAST FIVE METERS DEEP, IT'S TOO LATE NOW
is no one gonna address the fact that Kahuna’s brother has a terrible german accent and he doesn’t?
It doesn't even sound German. It sounds like a mocking French accent 😑
And is no one going to address the fact that Kahuna is still a little kid when he was also the same age in the 60s? Does he have the baby formula from the boss baby world? That has to be the only answer right?
Edit: I spoke too soon. This really is just pre boss baby.
Saruno Kamisama I-
Plus when they were younger at the baseball game he didn’t have an accent at all
kurtis' search history must've been so fucked up after this video:
"movie babies buy"
"possesed baby"
"70 year olds playing chess in park"
I imagine for most orphans, reuniting with the parents that abandoned them as children so young that they can't remember them it is very awkward and not "oh my god, you're my mom I love you" like Kurtis said. They probably already have people they see as their family and I know if I was in that situation the first two things I'd be asking is: "what happened/why did you abandon me?" (in case it's justified) and "what's changed/why do you deserve to be a part of my life now". Because if it's "I was really poor and desperate, I didn't want my child to have to go through the same thing I have to, but now I'm stable I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened to you I just needed to find and see how my child turned out and offer them support now that I actually can" THEN I'd start being all friendly and stuff. If they just didn't want a child at the time but now they're curious or some shit, no. feck off, if you didn't wanna raise me you don't deserve me.
Adoption does not make someone a bad person even if the reason IS just not wanting a child. And no, a parent cannot decide to suddenly want the kid and pop into their life. They are by law not allowed to contact the child after giving it for adoption. It is the child and the child alone who has the right to decide whether they want to reach out to the parents or not. You sign away parental rights the moment the baby is given up and you cannot then get it back because you "felt like it", LMAO...
@@pap-fr No, giving a child that you don't want up for adoption is far better than just not caring for or not being able to adequately care for the child, but I doubt many orphans would see it that way, I never said people who give up their children for adoption are bad people. Though I'd argue if you don't want children you shouldve gotten an abortion in the first place, it's probably kinder. Also this scenario was within the context of the video, I know the parent does give up rights to their child including visitation, however that wouldn't stop them from trying to find them online or as and adult etc if they really wanted to
i just realized that even though the flashback is in the sixties, Kahuna does flips towards a mid 90's Mustang
The almighty time traveling Mustang
Ho ho! That's a plot hole in one!
Nah if you slow down the playback speed you hear 7 Clearly
Kahuna is above the measly space-time continuum
KaWHAT
Therapist: Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby can’t hurt you. He doesn’t exist.
Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby:
you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼
I feel like the person who pitched this movie was extremely high and/or drunk while doing it. But I think that goes without saying.
The weird thing is the fact that I have vivid memories of watching all these bad movies (Super Baby’s, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Etc.) in grade 3, and now I think my grade 3 teacher was a commentary youtuber-
Kahuna is a boomer which is why he doesn't like kids watching TV
Anna M underrated comment
Lol what? Boomer's kids were practically raised on TV, it's like a defining feature of that time, they're literally referred to as the MTV generation.
@@TheVivaciousNerd MTV generation was more gen x I believe
I guess if he was meant to be 70 in 2004 and thus born in 1934, he'd be about 12 years too old to be an actual baby boomer, though he does have a certain boomer energy
@@nocturtle13 Sort of yeah, some overlap with millenials older too... but yeah I was referring to the boomer's kids as the MTV generation, not the boomers themselves :)
"America's favorite talking babies are back!"
Rugrats: "Do i look like a joke to you?"
I lost the game
Rugrats: are you sure about that?
Lol
The only talking babies I wanna see are Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil. That's it. Angelica Pickles can especially eff off
@@stefania5882 Angelica wasn't related to Tommy, so her surname wouldn't be "Pickles".
The babies chanting "Kahuna" definitely radiates strong vibes reminiscent of Jack Pop's "TANNER JOINS A CULT" video.
*KATUNIA, KATUNIA, KATUNIA.*
I watched this movie before years ago. But I only remember vivid details about this movie mainly the babies having super powers and the green milk. But try explaining the limited information of the movie you watched when you was like 6 to other adults trying to not sound crazy as hell. Like I did this for years trying to explain this movie, even Google it but nothing. Thank you Kurtis for unlocking a core memory
For reference, *The Emoji Movie* has a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes
That's sad
Still can't believe Patrick Stewart was in that film.
this makes the emoji movie look like cinema
@@chocolatepiano7366 excuse u it's SIR patrick stewart show sum frikin respect!1!1! >:(
Chocolate Piano let alone he plays POOP 💩
I thought the title was “Sugarbabies” and that seems to be a much edgier sequel to baby geniuses.
Giorgia M maybe that’s the R Rated version of this movie
Oh helll no
I literally thought that was the title up until i started watching the video and he said the title . I had to do a double take on the name of the video.lmao
Danielle B HAHAHHAHAHA
Naomi Bell the exact same thing happened to me MANDELA EFFECT
You had the perfect setup for a Trainspotting reference or joke and YOU BLEW IT.
I saw this like 5 times when i was little. The fact that the babies on the cover look nothing like the cast bugged me the most as a child.
The fact that they're all twins and triplets is super common in film and television and it's for legal reasons. On film sets there are strict rules on how long a child actor can work plus time that must be spent with a tutor to continue their education while working. Plus they need time for hair, make up and costuming. This means you only have a few good hours to shoot which, on movies with one or two kids, is fine cause you can spend the rest of the day shooting with the adult characters but on sets with primarily kids in the script that really limits the scheduling abilities of the film. Hiring crew, renting equipment, dealing with locations, it's a hassle already meaning you have to make the most out of your filming days and abiding by a child actors schedule would mean shorter days, MONTHS of filming and insanely high budgets. But with twins, one can be on set while the other is in tutoring or taking a break. Triplets increase your time effectiveness even more, so the crew can keep doing 12-15 hour days while the kids can stick to their shorter hours.
Tada!
I clicked see more and then I was like woow
We know
Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!
@@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.
I was kidding. ❤️
“Except for Bounce Boy here, we’re gonna arrest him for nothing at all. Cause we’re the police” 😂😂 Kurtis casually acknowledging the real issues
It's not an issue tho...
Uniboy 13 it’s literally a joke about police brutality how is it not an issue
I peeped that! I love how woke he is
Lol I wouldn't call that "woke", I feel like if you live in America and aren't aware of what's going on with the police than you're living under a rock
acab (all cops are babies)
Bro this video made gave weird flashbacks to my childhood. I used to watch this movie all the time on our old like pull down car tv. Oh the 2000’s, what a time to be alive.
I want to die with a toddler running around my corpse, chanting "one potato two potatoes three potatoes four"
I HATE IT SO SO SO SO MUCH WHEN THE KIDS WINK AT EACHOTHER… LIKE WHAT IS THE GOAL HERE?!
Claudia Lewis no
Holding hands
Lilly Kraemer the hets are at it again
What I know about Kurtis so far:
1. He doesn't like babies much.
2. He really likes his green screen.
what about a green screen baby
4. He graduated from YYU. Yee yee University.
@@tiaragordon5517 5: He is the mayor of Kurtistown and has an extremely sexual relationship with Neil Breen
As an Alex, it's wild how accurate 'energetic and fun' and 'shits in his diaper' are for me.
The name Kahuna just makes it sound like the superhero baby is actually an adult surfer hero
“Ageless, possessed, demon ceiling baby” was a phrase I never thought I’d hear.
lol me either
Really? I say it all the time
I hate how all of these “babies” are at least three years old, too old to be wearing diapers
Well, idk why but I vividly remember when I was in preschool (I was four) that one of the girls in my class/group whatever they called it in preschool, and she wore diapers-
@@ignoremelol2576 I always thought that one of the requirements for preschool was being potty-trained. Did she have a developmental issue or something?
Idk man, I know 3 year olds that still wear diapers.
Do you have kids
Rose Ban yeah three is pushing it. If a kid goes to kindergarten the teachers aren’t expected to change their diapers. Only kids with special needs are allowed to have them
My fiancé listening to me watch this video: if they’re all baby geniuses who all know the secrets of the universe, how is there a smart baby?