Putting Nate Garner's Online Course To The Test

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  • @elijahdouglas25
    @elijahdouglas25 Před 3 lety +121541

    Kurtis Conner more like Kurtis Conner

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 Před 3 lety +13911

    "I'm making my own CZcams channel."
    "It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her."
    Gee, I wonder why they broke up.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 Před 3 lety +186

      @yuwen
      Yes. Why do people always ask me this

    • @jess8207
      @jess8207 Před 3 lety +53

      @yuwen I was confused at first but I caught on

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 Před 3 lety +45

      Hey hey Tad strange, quick question your opinion on bread?

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 Před 3 lety +205

      They broke up because Kurtis stole all the respect women juice.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Percy.404
      I love it

  • @natehermann1964
    @natehermann1964 Před 3 lety +5490

    "Turns out CZcams is pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity" is the quote of the century

  • @ElonMusketeer4
    @ElonMusketeer4 Před 8 měsíci +1049

    When Kurtis says fishy fishy fish, you KNOW he’s gonna make it stinky.

    • @Zaido4211
      @Zaido4211 Před 6 měsíci +44

      I wish that was a recurring joke on this channel, I postponed watching Goat Story for so long before I finally watched it

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 Před 3 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @theyluv_elizalol
      @theyluv_elizalol Před měsícem +2

      that’s so good i love the call back 😭

    • @ElonMusketeer4
      @ElonMusketeer4 Před měsícem +2

      @@spectrophobic I thought of this myself, I haven’t looked through any comments when I made this one

    • @PattiMoniz
      @PattiMoniz Před 24 dny +1

      @@Zaido4211 Goat story was so scary

  • @thatidentitythief8962
    @thatidentitythief8962 Před 2 lety +6671

    I love how in their 9 part series about their break-up, they have titles as dramatic as "Did we cheat on each other?" Yet the most viewed video is literally about who is keeping the dog💀

  • @lilianalines5076
    @lilianalines5076 Před 3 lety +2875

    And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself

  • @marnie6967
    @marnie6967 Před 3 lety +7268

    no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending Před 3 lety +212

      THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE red hats are ruined for me

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon Před 3 lety +275

      I’m pretty sure he NEEDED KARISSA FOR VIEWS. The irony

    • @Cove_Blue
      @Cove_Blue Před 3 lety +136

      Yeah dude screams toxic

    • @intellibi4254
      @intellibi4254 Před 3 lety +30

      @@mentallyunstable1926 noooooooooooo

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Cove_Blue Yup

  • @Ashyy_Catz
    @Ashyy_Catz Před 9 měsíci +2294

    when there's colleen in a video before 2023 you KNOW it's before the toxic gossip train

    • @EnglishEnby
      @EnglishEnby Před 9 měsíci +52

      LMAO, i was thinking the exact same thing

    • @ElBella-ux6vu
      @ElBella-ux6vu Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@EnglishEnbyFR

    • @Cowboywill_
      @Cowboywill_ Před 9 měsíci +24

      MY MIND WENT IMMEDIATEKY THERE OMFG😋

    • @heywhatsup3032
      @heywhatsup3032 Před 8 měsíci +7

      DESERVES MORE LIKES

    • @bekkes7923
      @bekkes7923 Před 7 měsíci +41

      Yeah, because her face flashed across my screen and I stopped what I was doing to check the upload date of this video lmaooo

  • @poopnfart
    @poopnfart Před 8 měsíci +303

    this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Před 3 měsíci +15

      same lmfao

    • @nobodynoghost
      @nobodynoghost Před měsícem +10

      nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Před měsícem +9

      @@nobodynoghost don't be mean to you 😭you were literally a child and they were taking advantage of that

  • @goatghost923
    @goatghost923 Před 3 lety +4064

    the “all of my influencer friends are gonna be so mad” bit gave me massive DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER vibes from those annoying pop ads

  • @cynister7384
    @cynister7384 Před 3 lety +3614

    "Influencer" is such a cringe word because they're not influencing anyone over 10 years old.

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 3 lety +141

      It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.

    • @naomiea.naomie6665
      @naomiea.naomie6665 Před 3 lety +9

      i mean they are the most easy to influence so...

    • @MistaUnicorn
      @MistaUnicorn Před 3 lety +14

      @@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!

    • @goodvibes8923
      @goodvibes8923 Před 3 lety +4

      @@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching.
      Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.

    • @sorangelmunoz225
      @sorangelmunoz225 Před 3 lety +5

      aaand they don’t ever know what they’re talking about for stuff like diet, skincare, etc O.o

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Před 10 měsíci +707

    Quick shoutout to Kurtis' mother for telling the scammer agents to kick rocks.

  • @TriniGamerGirl7
    @TriniGamerGirl7 Před rokem +938

    Lmao I love that Kurtis actually calculated the Nate to his girlfriend talking ratio.

  • @DelightfullyGrace
    @DelightfullyGrace Před 3 lety +4351

    The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/

    • @wish4somefish
      @wish4somefish Před 3 lety +339

      good thing they broke up. now the queen can thrive

    • @sydnerxx
      @sydnerxx Před 3 lety +214

      I imagine anytime she complained.about that he shut her down and she apologized for saying anything. Guys like this are trash

    • @gracieswebcam476
      @gracieswebcam476 Před 3 lety

      I mean I'm pretty sure he isn't like that he's not a piece of trash

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 Před 3 lety +90

      And thats on toxic relationships 😌✨

    • @Stephanie-dx7kk
      @Stephanie-dx7kk Před 3 lety +175

      @@gracieswebcam476 girl are we watching the same video

  • @alexjones2519
    @alexjones2519 Před 3 lety +5594

    "i wasn't attracted to the actor, but the character" I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

  • @RyeBread680
    @RyeBread680 Před 10 měsíci +244

    When Kurtis is wearing clothes, you KNOW he’s not naked

    • @MicahLWade
      @MicahLWade Před 5 měsíci

      I feel bad for his underwear that has to stare at his crotch and booty hole all day

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před 5 měsíci +3

      Eh, I’m not sure about that.

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 Před 5 dny

      This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth

  • @jane.or.something
    @jane.or.something Před 9 měsíci +131

    seeing colleen ballinger in this video in 2023 was a jumpscare

  • @kellyypeaches
    @kellyypeaches Před 3 lety +8359

    its the fact that he is promoting his program while his ex-girlfriend has eyeliner and mascara streaming down her cheeks for me.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly Před 3 lety +562

      I hope to god she finds someone better and leaves him in the dust

    • @MochaHammy
      @MochaHammy Před 3 lety +138

      Y’all need Jesus... 💆🏻‍♀️
      By yall, I mean Nate

    • @luna.s9138
      @luna.s9138 Před 3 lety +33

      @Sameen Mannal its kinda like a slang, try googling it. its not that hard haha

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 Před 3 lety +96

      remember when that one dude pretended his girlfriend was dead so he could promote his other channel

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 Před 3 lety +17

      @@luna.s9138 you didn’t have to be rude abt it 🤭

  • @madisonissofetch
    @madisonissofetch Před 3 lety +7091

    Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 Před 3 lety +306

      She’s been going for only like 2 monthes and already has 25k so she’s doing pretty well

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Před 3 lety +240

      It’s also hilarious cos like WHOS MANS IS THIS???? Like he’s irrelevant to anyone over the age of 13.

    • @sifatdeepkaur3368
      @sifatdeepkaur3368 Před 3 lety +125

      I mean no wonder why they broke up Bcs he was manipulative

    • @zaria_time1
      @zaria_time1 Před 3 lety +32

      And he renamed their channel to ‘Nate Garner’ I’m disappointed 😞

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 Před 3 lety +66

      @@zaria_time1 I mean they broke up and said they were gonna separate the channels so it makes sense

  • @bidilili264
    @bidilili264 Před rokem +147

    the way kurtis just casually dropped 5 grand to make a point is just so everything to me

  • @giannaf874
    @giannaf874 Před rokem +104

    I love how he says that it isn't a challenge going viral anymore since he does it "every video" yet I've literally never heard of him before lol

  • @PM-rp4bl
    @PM-rp4bl Před 3 lety +4713

    "hey maxi pads! hope you're having a bloody good time~"

  • @NouammAA
    @NouammAA Před 3 lety +2653

    "I even made my girlfriend and my dog famous" I love how he says that like there's no difference between them

    • @lollabunyxxx
      @lollabunyxxx Před 3 lety +79

      yeah, the dog must be like:
      "the level of disrespect!"

    • @anismaza6582
      @anismaza6582 Před 3 lety

      @@taratih i wanna hear it

    • @RipperShoot
      @RipperShoot Před 3 lety

      same person

    • @brittneywalters6656
      @brittneywalters6656 Před 3 lety +91

      He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 Před 3 lety +4

      @@brittneywalters6656 I don’t know if it’s that serious, yea he’s obviously arrogant but Idk if it’s arrogant enough to be abusive

  • @ore_alsi6082
    @ore_alsi6082 Před 2 lety +209

    the amount of work Kurtis put into this video is tremendous

  • @St4rsh1ne_
    @St4rsh1ne_ Před 4 měsíci +20

    When Kurtis unprivates a video, you KNOW he just uploaded

  • @anag.9591
    @anag.9591 Před 3 lety +2784

    When someone refers to you in the same way they refer to their dog, you KNOW they're misogynistic.

    • @x_halla_x5780
      @x_halla_x5780 Před 3 lety +26

      good girl?

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 Před 3 lety +223

      @@x_halla_x5780 he was like "I made my girlfriend and dog famous" as if she wasn't her own person who could provide content that people liked.

    • @nwut
      @nwut Před 3 lety +1

      What about guys? lol dont think like that but on this case, you are right

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 Před 3 lety +61

      @@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.

    • @Amira-nl2gr
      @Amira-nl2gr Před 3 lety +21

      This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD

  • @Baer99Z
    @Baer99Z Před 3 lety +6889

    Why does Nate look like a randomly generated sim when you have a bunch of CC installed...

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService Před rokem +89

    No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video.
    /hj

  • @Generic_emo_username
    @Generic_emo_username Před 10 měsíci +44

    My biggest flex is that I was a FNAF kid instead of a CZcams couples kid💀

  • @lukemjm
    @lukemjm Před 3 lety +3096

    Finding Nemo came out 5 years before taken. Taken is human Finding Nemo.

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  Před 3 lety +1225

      I guess it’s a chicken and the egg type thing 😅

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 Před 3 lety +91

      @@kurtisconner they were just feeding off of each other

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 Před 3 lety +12

      @@kurtisconner Kurtis sackballs

    • @michaelhaggart9858
      @michaelhaggart9858 Před 3 lety +4

      @@kurtisconner if you don’t respond I’m gonna beat you in fortnite

    • @devinvarnell92
      @devinvarnell92 Před 3 lety +2

      Only 5 years? Jesus...

  • @meg-sk4qv
    @meg-sk4qv Před 3 lety +6541

    Wild that this guy would claim that he can teach you the secrets of fame... But I've literally never seen or heard of him outside of Kurtis videos

  • @user-tn8zd2dj2t
    @user-tn8zd2dj2t Před 9 měsíci +69

    the miranda sings at the beginning did not age well

  • @veryrarerichevans
    @veryrarerichevans Před 9 měsíci +49

    00:46 BIG YIKES!!!

  • @pokkett8128
    @pokkett8128 Před 3 lety +1611

    Nate: “I go viral every video-“
    Me: *hasn’t heard of him at any time in my life*

  • @mikylaj5564
    @mikylaj5564 Před 3 lety +5448

    I feel like Nate is absolutely without a doubt a toxic boyfriend

    • @AJayaa
      @AJayaa Před 3 lety +16

      yes!

    • @florette95
      @florette95 Před 3 lety +208

      Absolutely. I hope she got faaar away from him.

    • @elisabethgrace117
      @elisabethgrace117 Před 3 lety +394

      Constantly cutting her off and not letting her express her emotions. Tearing her down...”you’re only famous because of me” I can just see it. Grosssss 🤢🤢🤢

    • @zagubionemysli
      @zagubionemysli Před 3 lety +284

      Yeah, the moment she was expressing her emotions and being like "it was so beautiful..." and he doesn't give a fuck and says "next question" and she just accepts it - it makes my heart bleed. He is a typical narcissistic sad fuck.

    • @werm3169
      @werm3169 Před 3 lety +53

      *toxic person 😬

  • @viktor9821
    @viktor9821 Před rokem +32

    8:03 Please someone just tell him to button his shirt

  • @emptyvoid4516
    @emptyvoid4516 Před 9 měsíci +18

    rewatching this video in the current climate makes the colleen ballinger clip so funny

  • @dollfacedotcult
    @dollfacedotcult Před 3 lety +10479

    when kurtis says “fishy fishy fish,” you just knooow he’s makin’ it stinky.

    • @sashiloo
      @sashiloo Před 3 lety +321

      This might be my favourite comment of all time

    • @strangextown
      @strangextown Před 3 lety +129

      Underrated comment, I'm crying NXKDKFKFKFKF

    • @wowazowgirl
      @wowazowgirl Před 3 lety +84

      HELP LMFAO 😭😭

    • @Noone-xd8mp
      @Noone-xd8mp Před 3 lety +37

      💀💀💀💀

    • @adcmmv
      @adcmmv Před 3 lety +28

      yooo facts‼💯🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @savannahl4581
    @savannahl4581 Před 3 lety +6520

    Why does Nate’s hair look like it is attached his hat and not his head

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 3 lety +372

      his whole face looks wrong, he looks like a raisin that still has liquid in it, but it's still all wrinkly and dry like a raisin

    • @wakandangay3883
      @wakandangay3883 Před 3 lety +183

      his face looks like a tiktok filter lol

    • @Supiel
      @Supiel Před 3 lety +218

      He looks like if handsome squidward and Ken from barbie were mashed together and put into the sims world

    • @kenzieplantlady
      @kenzieplantlady Před 3 lety +11

      WAIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE

    • @dilucmain9130
      @dilucmain9130 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Supiel this has no business being so funny

  • @emilytaylor8711
    @emilytaylor8711 Před 9 měsíci +18

    the amount of work that went into this video is astounding, props to Kurtis for doing all that for 12 views on the video

  • @NauticalFish
    @NauticalFish Před 3 lety +2956

    "I got my girlfriend famous"
    That's profoundly narcissistic, I'm sure she put in a lot of genuine effort of her own, like it's her personality too lmfao

    • @sleepybean420
      @sleepybean420 Před 3 lety +95

      You’re right, he is definitely a narcissist

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. Před 3 lety +4

      Puka man

    • @yallwish893
      @yallwish893 Před 3 lety +5

      @@sleepybean420 so rude to say all of that about kurtis🤬

    • @bahf148
      @bahf148 Před 3 lety +13

      I found her page we should follow her and hurt his narcissistic ego. Poor girl. czcams.com/users/KarissaDuncanVlogs

    • @bubzbubz7727
      @bubzbubz7727 Před 3 lety +38

      @@yallwish893 I can't tell if u joking or not rn but she's referring to Nate

  • @mariananeto1413
    @mariananeto1413 Před 3 lety +864

    "Influencers gonna be mad at me" has the same vibe as "doctors hate him" pop up adds

    • @queenqueef3803
      @queenqueef3803 Před 3 lety +7

      it really does though lmao

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest Před 3 lety +11

      Omg my whole childhood was filled with seeing those adds on random magazine sites and I rememeber asking my mom why doctors hate people 😂

  • @lemoney_tea8654
    @lemoney_tea8654 Před 9 měsíci +14

    TOXIC GOSIP TRAIN

  • @stormypenguin6968
    @stormypenguin6968 Před 2 lety +7

    It’s such a beautiful day. It’s the second time my dog has watched one of your videos. He got his first extra greeting! He is very excited

  • @nofskiepatofskie
    @nofskiepatofskie Před 3 lety +2480

    When Kurtis Conner puts one foot in front of the other to propel himself in a particular direction, you KNOW he's walking.

  • @kirstencallaway421
    @kirstencallaway421 Před 3 lety +5677

    When Kurtis is breathing, you KNOW his red blood cells are exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen

  • @prishanegi4784
    @prishanegi4784 Před rokem +4

    At 25:14 Kurtis waves his hands and his hands are tUCKED INTO HIS HOODIE SLEEVES AND I JUST DIED A LITTLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

  • @realyangjj
    @realyangjj Před 8 měsíci +6

    Well the Colleen clip at the beginning didn't age well

  • @evanimheallain6030
    @evanimheallain6030 Před 3 lety +5176

    Regular people: "surface level"
    Kurtis: "surf this leather"

  • @madf8507
    @madf8507 Před 3 lety +10108

    When Kurtis has a mullet, you knoooow his neck is warm.

    • @shnoopypoopy1364
      @shnoopypoopy1364 Před 3 lety +191

      I have a mullet and my neck isnt warm this is unfair :(

    • @LindsayRaeToro
      @LindsayRaeToro Před 3 lety +360

      neck? warm
      sore? cold
      kurtis? conner

    • @kickthep.a.
      @kickthep.a. Před 3 lety +62

      when kurtis has a mullet, his neck is warm. the east knows this.

    • @lttlespacey
      @lttlespacey Před 3 lety +34

      @@LindsayRaeToro hotel? trivago

    • @lazilylapis676
      @lazilylapis676 Před 3 lety +8

      @@shnoopypoopy1364 same boat :'C hair's too thin

  • @Cryptidmama424
    @Cryptidmama424 Před 8 měsíci +5

    That Colleen Ballinger clip aged poorly

  • @Moony-bf8rw
    @Moony-bf8rw Před 9 měsíci +11

    The Miranda sings clip aged in a really funny way

  • @_indaeyo
    @_indaeyo Před 3 lety +3579

    Kurtis is the only straight person with a mullet that doesn't look like a hill billy

    • @rhyanne4056
      @rhyanne4056 Před 3 lety +141

      he looks so good in this video n no one's talking ab it😔

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 3 lety +82

      Because it's magic, remember he's a magician :P

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd Před 3 lety +193

      its because he respects women, it brings extra atractiveness

    • @charlottecomeau1266
      @charlottecomeau1266 Před 3 lety +44

      it honestly hinges on two things: the length on top and the sides (since its kinda long it looks good, like paul mccartney. if its short on the top and sides they have a Confederate flag bumper sticker despite being Canadian) and (bc of classism and fatphobia) whether ur skinny and conventionally attractive or not, which is sad and sucks.

    • @milly6943
      @milly6943 Před 3 lety +13

      @@charlottecomeau1266 Yeah, Paul McCartney's mullet is perfect

  • @charlierawlings5264
    @charlierawlings5264 Před 3 lety +1942

    "If one of my Ex Girlfriends...."
    Jesus Kurtis, didn't have to flex on us that hard

  • @saltychips1059
    @saltychips1059 Před rokem +21

    When Kurtis makes a video, you KNOW he’s making a video

  • @fernfrog2193
    @fernfrog2193 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I smoked a joint and watched this and I hated looking at Nate’s face bc for some reason it looks like the symmetry tool was used but it’s not aligned correctly so it looks correct but constantly blurred in the middle and scary when he talked. Then if you pause it do you can see what his face is like, you have to stare at it but oops you’ve stared too long and now his face is slowly becoming one of those realistic Flapjack stills and it’s just bad seeing his face at all

    • @inimmz
      @inimmz Před 8 měsíci

      this was insanely funny to me wtf

  • @flofrompr0gressive762
    @flofrompr0gressive762 Před 2 lety +5375

    When Kurtis has muscle pain, a cough, congestion, a runny nose, sneezing, loss of smell, redness, post-nasal drip, chills, fatigue, fever, malaise, a body ache, watery eyes, itchiness, redness, sinus, chest pressure, headache, swollen lymph nodes, or throat irritation; you KNOW he has a cold

  • @mia70garcia
    @mia70garcia Před 3 lety +1377

    Y'all I stopped living in Kurtistown a while ago but I watched this video and saw comments like "When Kurtis has a mullet you know his neck is warm"
    I'm moving back in and never let me make that mistake again

  • @TreeThings
    @TreeThings Před 9 měsíci +5

    Ah.... Didn't expect Collen Hoover

  • @RubyDennis-lj4yk
    @RubyDennis-lj4yk Před 9 měsíci +5

    When Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out you KNOW hes talking 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue Před 3 lety +1868

    When Kurtis [verb], you knooooooow he's [adjective].

    • @anyaphull1440
      @anyaphull1440 Před 3 lety +148

      when kurtis poops, you knoooow hes a stinky boy

    • @roastedbeans2051
      @roastedbeans2051 Před 3 lety +8

      Hacked.

    • @luna-tm6ni
      @luna-tm6ni Před 3 lety +13

      i thought this was the fruit (derogatory) meme bye🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @capn_l
      @capn_l Před 3 lety +23

      @@anyaphull1440 hes a little stinker

    • @lucys439
      @lucys439 Před 3 lety +3

      Jumps, jumpy

  • @Josh-my2bs
    @Josh-my2bs Před 3 lety +12119

    when Kurtis closes his eyes then immediately opens them you know he's blinking

    • @Llamallama7282
      @Llamallama7282 Před 3 lety +486

      I hate it when kurtis blinks 🤧 it’s so sad it makes me cry 😭 just why does he have to blink like that, it’s so mean and sad 😭

    • @donaldducksazzcheeks
      @donaldducksazzcheeks Před 3 lety +132

      @lindsay carrillo when Curtis opens his mouth and words come out you knooow hes talking😭

    • @spaciousdoubledawg
      @spaciousdoubledawg Před 3 lety +103

      When kurtis inhales, you know he’s breathing.

    • @c4tl0verr50
      @c4tl0verr50 Před 3 lety +49

      @@donaldducksazzcheeks when kurtis breathes you knoooooow he’s breathing

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 Před 3 lety +24

      no wayyy, you lyin man

  • @domninja2386
    @domninja2386 Před rokem +3

    What is very disturbing is that people that are subscribed get the same amount of greetings as a people who aren’t subscribed

  • @okesjsjs
    @okesjsjs Před 8 měsíci +12

    6:07 HELP HER FACE

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster Před 3 lety +1548

    Imagine Kurtis got on Zoey101 as like a reoccurring background character only for his crush to leave immediately after

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 Před 3 lety +39

      holy shit id love that

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 Před 3 lety +8

      I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.

    • @cait9204
      @cait9204 Před 3 lety +9

      @@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on CZcams and ITunes. I hope that helps :)

    • @carmen8970
      @carmen8970 Před 3 lety +14

      Kurtis kinda looks like logan with that mullet

    • @hotmamma2126
      @hotmamma2126 Před 3 lety +2

      @@purplemusiclover1597 It isn't hard to find for free online too tbh, don't pay for it lmao

  • @3eye999
    @3eye999 Před 3 lety +754

    Kurtis has a lesbian mullet. I mean this in the best way possible

    • @grace4022
      @grace4022 Před 3 lety +40

      Honestly the best complement

    • @crose795
      @crose795 Před 3 lety +51

      My man is lookin like King Princess

    • @helenadp657
      @helenadp657 Před 3 lety +28

      He's literally the only man I've ever seen that looks good in a mullet

    • @adlin9567
      @adlin9567 Před 3 lety +20

      lesbian mullets are the best

    • @flowerkun767
      @flowerkun767 Před 3 lety +1

      @@adlin9567 omg fr 😼🤩✋🏼✨

  • @idontreadorreply
    @idontreadorreply Před 7 měsíci +7

    00:46 well that did not age well lol

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue Před rokem +17

    i will be forever grateful for the introduction to maxine🙌🏻🙌🏻my queen

  • @Film_Ronin
    @Film_Ronin Před 3 lety +3773

    Okay but now I really wanna see you and Jacob recreate “That’s Cringe: Epic Morning Routine”. Fuckin’ love that video

    • @Steph-sv6ib
      @Steph-sv6ib Před 3 lety +80

      Bro fuckin same. That's like one of my favorite videos

    • @mars6855
      @mars6855 Před 3 lety +87

      walnut saLAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

    • @lucascunnane268
      @lucascunnane268 Před 3 lety +23

      phroggie I thought he only ate book pages covered in balsamic?

    • @lucerix6033
      @lucerix6033 Před 3 lety +50

      @@mars6855 BABY WAIT IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT......CHICK FIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    • @me0w_grav3s
      @me0w_grav3s Před 3 lety +17

      Still waiting for more That’s cringe

  • @logoutyourbody
    @logoutyourbody Před 3 lety +7283

    I like that danny went insane trying to make himself someone else while Kurtis just asked someone else to do it

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 3 lety +619

      it really shows the different types of chaos they posess

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk Před 3 lety +451

      I bet drew would just draw a picture of someone else and have them make a video if he ever wanted to disguise himself

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 Před 3 lety +44

      @@Me-zt1gk wait i dont get it why do some ppl call him danny or drew?

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk Před 3 lety +127

      @@ivy2828 Oh I’m not joking here I’m talking about the actual drew 😭 but we call them each other’s names because they all look alike

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 Před 3 lety +57

      @@Me-zt1gk okay so i thought ppl were calling danny drew but i think drew is a third person..oh god im slow

  • @BeauregardPayne
    @BeauregardPayne Před 9 měsíci +15

    0:45-0:49 did not age well

  • @King_Capo
    @King_Capo Před 2 lety +2

    the tactic for going viral is copying people's videos word for word, and when they come and beat you up, you are secretly super jacked, and make a boxing match out of it

  • @malesendra3907
    @malesendra3907 Před 3 lety +10989

    kurtis it's the only white man with a mullet that I trust

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 3 lety +263

      i felt this on a spiritual level

    • @shambamz7476
      @shambamz7476 Před 3 lety +809

      kurtis is the only white man

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 3 lety +79

      @@shambamz7476 yes

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 3 lety +65

      @@xanderguyer7512 hm i've only watched a couple of his vids but yes you're right he gets mullet rights too

    • @eye7255
      @eye7255 Před 3 lety +2

      @@xanderguyer7512 what?

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 Před 3 lety +13460

    “All of my influencer friends are gonna be SO mad at me!” Has the same energy as “She’s 50 but looks 25! Dermatologists HATE HER!”

    • @peachdusted1580
      @peachdusted1580 Před 3 lety +125

      Right? LMFAO

    • @janelleaf792
      @janelleaf792 Před 3 lety +33

      @Chicken Permission how do you have 76 subscribers with no videos

    • @goatbeef
      @goatbeef Před 3 lety +180

      @@janelleaf792 C H I C K E N P E R M I S S I O N

    • @dianaj8153
      @dianaj8153 Před 3 lety +9

      OMG yes

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 Před 3 lety +12

      @@janelleaf792 how do I have 619 subs without any videos

  • @luckymarbles9267
    @luckymarbles9267 Před rokem +6

    was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.

  • @aster_loves_you
    @aster_loves_you Před 3 měsíci +3

    seeing kurtis do an extra greeting and not have a mustache with that background is a weird experience

  • @anna-ee5me
    @anna-ee5me Před 3 lety +4718

    kurtis, drew, and danny are the only people in this world who would calculate something like how long karissa and nate were talking

    • @hi-uv5mp
      @hi-uv5mp Před 3 lety +28

      True 😂

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp Před 3 lety +320

      drew absolutely would, and then he would tweet a 7 minute clip of just karissa trying to talk and getting interrupted

    • @Bojacmancork
      @Bojacmancork Před 3 lety +43

      and Cody Ko

    • @cutiekoo7162
      @cutiekoo7162 Před 3 lety +80

      mmm why did you write the same name twice

    • @shayla4007
      @shayla4007 Před 3 lety +122

      drew literally did that with his videos about laugh tracks lmao

  • @stephmcsteph4324
    @stephmcsteph4324 Před 3 lety +1903

    Not to bully but why does Nate look like a 40 year old posing as a 20 year old

  • @BowlingBallPete
    @BowlingBallPete Před rokem +15

    It is so funny to imagine that the agent that called was a real agent and kurtis turned down the greatest opportunity of his life

  • @Kat_Braunschweiler
    @Kat_Braunschweiler Před rokem +13

    Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂

  • @theguywhoasked2016
    @theguywhoasked2016 Před 3 lety +3444

    When Kurtis drinks water, you just *KNOW* he’s gonna get hydrated

  • @claire-db4yi
    @claire-db4yi Před 3 lety +21642

    When Kurtis blinks, you knooooooow his eyes won't get dry.

  • @malpal843
    @malpal843 Před rokem +3

    The dedication to this video is unmatched, honestly so cool

  • @SwampThing585
    @SwampThing585 Před 2 lety +10

    When Kurtis opens his mouth and vocal sound come out in the form of phrases, YOU *KNOW* he's talking.

  • @loveinthetimeofsocialism
    @loveinthetimeofsocialism Před 3 lety +2368

    he seems like the guy to say “i’m not homophobic but..[insert homophobic comments]

    • @mediocre_skewber
      @mediocre_skewber Před 3 lety +13

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl what

    • @sammys_soulmate7954
      @sammys_soulmate7954 Před 3 lety +4

      He's not homophobic...

    • @laorinfilet6579
      @laorinfilet6579 Před 3 lety +61

      No guys, I have gay friends

    • @raindrop2417
      @raindrop2417 Před 3 lety +55

      @@sammys_soulmate7954 lol they were just saying he seems like the kind of guy to do that

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 Před 3 lety +35

      He just LOOKS ableist, like if I had the will to look through of his videos I know I would find plenty of ableist comments, or micro aggressions towards disabled people and people with mental illnesses

  • @allyl3696
    @allyl3696 Před 3 lety +2053

    When Kurtis says a word ending in -er, you knooooow he’s gonna make the “I hardly know ‘er!” joke

  • @Ross516
    @Ross516 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Oh man seeing Miranda sings referenced... That aged badly

  • @kaitoishereig325
    @kaitoishereig325 Před 2 lety +13

    0:11 the sentence:if you are a new here just made my day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @missbraindamage
    @missbraindamage Před 3 lety +2341

    Karissa looks so unhappy, I hope the next guy she dates is nothing like Nate.

    • @pigeon_stab6981
      @pigeon_stab6981 Před 3 lety +156

      Same, how Nate just cuts her sentences short it's so infuriating

    • @jillianyourdreams
      @jillianyourdreams Před 3 lety +83

      or girl o_o

    • @TheWipal
      @TheWipal Před 3 lety +49

      @@jillianyourdreams now that's a power move

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Před 3 lety +10

      @@jillianyourdreams girl???7?? O_O

    • @jillianyourdreams
      @jillianyourdreams Před 3 lety +19

      @@hel2727 yes its always possible

  • @themossycobble1903
    @themossycobble1903 Před 3 lety +3359

    When Kurtis doesn’t have a pulse, you know he’s dead.

    • @FudgeEater
      @FudgeEater Před 3 lety +46

      You just know yk? 😃

    • @jomibo21
      @jomibo21 Před 3 lety +66

      Haha that’s so Kurtis

    • @hmmm_welll889
      @hmmm_welll889 Před 3 lety +39

      YOOO so true 😎😂 that's such a Kurtis move

    • @kuyenalcantara8341
      @kuyenalcantara8341 Před 3 lety +14

      when kurtis is vomiting and looks really sick you KNOW he's sick like it's the genuine sickness that gets me /s

    • @kingofyogurt3850
      @kingofyogurt3850 Před 3 lety +22

      When kurtis walks you know he's moving

  • @NiniZim
    @NiniZim Před 2 lety

    My first video watching as a subscriber. That extra greeting was top-notch, thanks!

  • @nicholaspollack3905
    @nicholaspollack3905 Před 10 měsíci +6

    funny how it shows miranda sings as a big youtuber

  • @joba5831
    @joba5831 Před 3 lety +2240

    If Kurtis says 'surface leather', you knooooow he's illiterate.

  • @sailorjupitter1761
    @sailorjupitter1761 Před 3 lety +1967

    when is part 67 coming out.....i’m still waiting for the punchline :(

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties Před 3 lety +31

      Ive been waiting forever 😔

    • @richardgimbel2230
      @richardgimbel2230 Před 3 lety +43

      And part 48 to find out what he does to Nate when he gets there.

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets Před 3 lety +22

      He tells you in part 75 when part 67 comes out!

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 Před 3 lety +11

      I'm still waiting for part 69 :(

    • @natebrown2805
      @natebrown2805 Před 3 lety +6

      part 4 is only available on the secrets to fame website

  • @jules9821
    @jules9821 Před 6 dny +1

    the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭

  • @EmmaSwartz-zt9kl
    @EmmaSwartz-zt9kl Před 5 měsíci +3

    when Kurtis uploads a 35:51 long video, you KNOW it's going to be slightly over half an hour!

  • @emma-sd3wx
    @emma-sd3wx Před 3 lety +1333

    When Kurtis forgets the extra greeting again, you KNOW he going to get cancelled

  • @str0ngnuts
    @str0ngnuts Před 4 měsíci +4

    yo when kurtis opens his mouth and words come out, you **KNOW** hes speakin 🫡🙏🙏

  • @ell6470
    @ell6470 Před 3 lety +7065

    Nate is awful to her, she so used to being silenced by him that she just says ok when he says “next question”. I hope she gets far away from him

    • @cloekrusss2602
      @cloekrusss2602 Před 3 lety +357

      Someone commented that now she has a girlfriend hehe.

    • @doodlebug7
      @doodlebug7 Před 3 lety +664

      @@cloekrusss2602 She does! And she has her own youtube channel and in one of her videos she was like "I'm not used to talking this much" she seems to be doing a lot better and is a lot happier

    • @irinaivanova7705
      @irinaivanova7705 Před 3 lety +31

      @@cloekrusss2602 best girl friend yes

    • @gracemacintyre4147
      @gracemacintyre4147 Před 3 lety +155

      @@doodlebug7 wow biggest glow up of the century, I'm glad she's doing good

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 Před 3 lety +170

      @Irina “ah yes they seem to be very good best friends” 🙎‍♀️💗🙎‍♀️

  • @starliarr
    @starliarr Před 6 měsíci +3

    when kurtis makes an obvious segway into a sponsor, you know hes gonna talk about the sponsor of todays video