The Sway House Mobile Game is a Disaster

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  • @madziamarta8673
    @madziamarta8673 Před 2 lety +5391

    Those 1D imagines had a more compelling story than this game 😶

  • @garuspiks
    @garuspiks Před 2 lety +8354

    can we talk about how making a game about your fans dating you is one of the weirdest indulgences of unhealthy parasocial relationships? they know their public is mostly 10 year old girls who are attracted to them. making what is basically a dating sim about youself is bizarre at best

    • @halemashah2047
      @halemashah2047 Před 2 lety +238

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @shizzlemywizzle1
      @shizzlemywizzle1 Před 2 lety +472

      it’s a gross ego bost too

    • @breeandmegs6156
      @breeandmegs6156 Před 2 lety +315

      @@shizzlemywizzle1 right??? they’re so arrogant it’s embarrassing to witness

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 Před 2 lety +117

      i literally didnt even think about it like that! apparently the Sway Game flew wayyyy over my head!

    • @yaoimessiah
      @yaoimessiah Před 2 lety +29

      yeah, it's janky ngl.

  • @inthemarrr7745
    @inthemarrr7745 Před 2 lety +3559

    this game is inaccurate af. juliette would've most likely be torn to shreds by sway house fanatics due to the threat of a woman being present in an all-male entertainment group

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon Před 2 měsíci +7

      True!!

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning Před 15 hodinami +1

      Every "Meet a Celeb" game is entirely implausible because there's not the immediate and serious threat of violence by crazed fans lol

  • @simonikonnikov2199
    @simonikonnikov2199 Před 2 lety +2670

    8:33 I imagine One direction board game as a snakes and ladders, but without snakes. You know, cause only one direction

  • @riverheckman9553
    @riverheckman9553 Před 2 lety +13119

    i’m glad he apologized for talking so much i was trying to get a word in the whole time

    • @AB-rv1ln
      @AB-rv1ln Před 2 lety +107

      Lmao

    • @Naioki4
      @Naioki4 Před 2 lety +170

      this deserves more thumbs up lmao

    • @xannamonteu2491
      @xannamonteu2491 Před 2 lety +164

      this was good joke.
      i laught

    • @dunnkids7263
      @dunnkids7263 Před 2 lety +280

      This feels like a comment drew gooden would pin

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 2 lety +110

      The whole time I was like "When is Ether going to get a chance to talk?"

  • @sophs6194
    @sophs6194 Před 2 lety +7454

    The fact he called his fans *customers* is so telling. It's clear that the Sway house sees their audience as people just there to give them money.

    • @vini_the_human
      @vini_the_human Před 2 lety +224

      Atleast its honest

    • @rosealldays
      @rosealldays Před 2 lety +168

      I give him credit for honesty

    • @trista7997
      @trista7997 Před 2 lety +80

      freudian slips🙏🙏

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Před 2 lety +128

      @@vini_the_human That slipped out as he was bragging. Running his mouth and there’s the slip. If anyone asked him I’m sure he’d backtrack.

    • @yaoimessiah
      @yaoimessiah Před 2 lety +8

      @lorien
      I thought that was something only my brother says 💀💀

  • @windflowers9793
    @windflowers9793 Před 2 lety +885

    The update of this is *chef's kiss*
    1. There is still only one episode over 6 months later
    2. To release a second episode, they are now asking for 15k instead of 50 because their following has decreased to 5k
    3. They lowered the subscription to 1.99 a week, so now you can save on the zero content that you're buying!

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 Před rokem +39

      Do you have screenshots? 10 months after the video (4 months after this comment) still only one episode, they're still asking for 50k followers, currently sitting at 38.9k, and the subscription is the same cost (3.99/week)

    • @windflowers9793
      @windflowers9793 Před rokem +17

      @@SuzER08 idk I'm looking at it now from their Instagram and it's still 1.99 a week

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 Před rokem +22

      @@windflowers9793 I don't see that anywhere, it looks like their insta hasnt been active since march, I just "played" through that actual game and it says $3.99

  • @ariellaalexander4306
    @ariellaalexander4306 Před 2 lety +908

    I HAVE had a baby (vaginally) and I can confirm their delivery of those lines was more painful to get through then child labor.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před rokem +103

      I was the baby and can attest to this

    • @greasyboi3154
      @greasyboi3154 Před 11 měsíci +91

      Wait, i thought babies were born anally

    • @bellathesuperpoms
      @bellathesuperpoms Před 11 měsíci +6

      Im a twin

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@greasyboi3154 We are

    • @chewlizabeth
      @chewlizabeth Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@greasyboi3154think cos they can be c-sectioned which you get anaesthetics for so doesn’t hurt as much as vaginal birth

  • @lexie-by3qs
    @lexie-by3qs Před 2 lety +5999

    kurtis dancing like a sway boy will forever haunt me

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 Před 2 lety +11535

    The most unrealistic part of the episode knockoff is that the sway house has fans their age.

    • @anine7212
      @anine7212 Před 2 lety +367

      Lmaooo true😂 All of their fans are literally 12

    • @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998
      @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 Před 2 lety +186

      Fr the fan rage is like 12-14

    • @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998
      @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 Před 2 lety +60

      @@fisusolina7315 🥾be gone bot

    • @salomahoney2675
      @salomahoney2675 Před 2 lety +136

      For real. I think it's pretty sick (the bad one) that they're charging €4 a WEEK when all their fans are minors, AND they only have about 5 minutes of gameplay available until the foreseeable future...
      My theory is yes, they don't care which is why they don't advertise much, but also that the lack of advertising is somewhat strategic. Just a small bit. People are gonna be paying money week after week while they can get the rest of the game ready. I could be wrong though (but I do think it's a combination of this and them not caring).
      [Edit to add: I also reckon that these people will be paying while they wait, and then when Sway have everything good to go they will advertise a little more to get more money and more regularly]

    • @rattoota
      @rattoota Před 2 lety +41

      @@salomahoney2675 "I think it's pretty sick (the bad one)" Is fucking killing me

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime Před 2 lety +449

    As a woman in her late twenties who is too old to know these influencers and doesn't watch them. They look like clones of one another. Lol

    • @flaminhos1054
      @flaminhos1054 Před 10 měsíci +24

      As a 17 yo girl in their prime targeted audience, I’m convinced it’s the same guy in a wig.

    • @HumeAnn
      @HumeAnn Před 7 měsíci +10

      As a woman in her early twenties I still have no idea who these tiktokers are

  • @freaksubs
    @freaksubs Před rokem +99

    okay petition for Kurtis to make a game called ‘kurtis town’ where it’s basically like animal crossing mixed w stardew valley and set in canada.

  • @cbg1609
    @cbg1609 Před 2 lety +3886

    Kurtis's 70s porn stache and creed shirt transcends reality and distorts this simulation one joke at a time

  • @jadinhill6530
    @jadinhill6530 Před 2 lety +28818

    kurtis says “sorry for talking so much” like we’re not here to watch him talk for 25 minutes

    • @titobear13
      @titobear13 Před 2 lety +942

      Like sir, I come here just to hear you. You are hilarious

    • @queenofzenk
      @queenofzenk Před 2 lety +303

      i come to watch him talk for sometimes over an hour for the podcast 🙃

    • @paralite22
      @paralite22 Před 2 lety +23

      Literally

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 Před 2 lety +33

      right

    • @skyientist
      @skyientist Před 2 lety +37

      I got so excited to see if was a longer video :DDD

  • @KingNothing1118
    @KingNothing1118 Před 2 lety +190

    “The next morning, you wake up to sounds of grinding metal…”
    Slayer in her kitchen: 🎸🎸 🗣🎤

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude Před 3 měsíci +1

      actually probably hanatarash. they drove an excavator into that poor girls kitchen

  • @RBTGT
    @RBTGT Před 2 lety +172

    UPDATE for those curious. As of Feb 9, 2022, episode 2 is still not out. The account is at 40.9k followers. It’s been 4 months. That’s ~$50 of subscription fees for no additional content.

    • @mopwater5533
      @mopwater5533 Před rokem +65

      UPDATE. As of February 19, 2023 the TikTok account is no longer existing. Thank goodness.

  • @rajatchandy365
    @rajatchandy365 Před 2 lety +4548

    Kurtis should put out a game, called "Gamer? I Hardly Know Her"

  • @person01
    @person01 Před 2 lety +28553

    fun fact! sway is an acronym! it stands for:
    S- growth
    W-brotherhood
    A-content
    Y-creation

  • @pandemonium732
    @pandemonium732 Před 2 měsíci +25

    If I even *passed* the sway house street, I would immediately cover my drink

    • @chaosdisembodied5483
      @chaosdisembodied5483 Před měsícem +3

      Oh totally, and I would never walk by that house without a knife and other people

    • @bmichellew2010
      @bmichellew2010 Před 12 dny

      And make sure you're not alone for good measure

  • @whateverlolawants
    @whateverlolawants Před rokem +98

    I was in show choir and theatre in high school. I was great at facial expressions and stage energy. I wasn't the best dancer at all, but with practice, I managed to learn all the steps. And if I messed up, my enthusiasm covered it up.
    Even beyond the stage, dancing was a big deal at my junior high and HS. Break dance circles after school, imitating the latest music videos, grinding and dropping it during school dances, knowing the steps to group dances (like Electric Slide or Cha-Cha Slide.) Being good at dancing was a point of pride. It earned you cool points.
    I'm in my 30s now, but I bet dancing skills are still valued by today's teenagers.
    So when I hear about TikTok dances, every single time I think, "Oh, this must be some cool choreography. Complicated or just looks really good. Lots of effort behind it."
    And every time, I am disappointed.

    • @platypusparasol9825
      @platypusparasol9825 Před 10 měsíci +9

      im so sorry please dont think thats all teenagers do nowadays theres still some good in the world🤕

  • @keeleydunne4599
    @keeleydunne4599 Před 2 lety +10335

    kurtis’s mustache looks like two centipedes kissing and i can’t stop staring at it

    • @bluefairy7653
      @bluefairy7653 Před 2 lety +461

      Why does this not have more recognition, it’s scary true

    • @vari_8580
      @vari_8580 Před 2 lety +541

      don’t think it’s centipedes, more like caterpillars

    • @Feynix4
      @Feynix4 Před 2 lety +163

      I can’t unsee it now

    • @Eric_BroArmy13
      @Eric_BroArmy13 Před 2 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @_lost_3300
      @_lost_3300 Před 2 lety +42

      Love wins

  • @lucascole2232
    @lucascole2232 Před 2 lety +6496

    Sway Stories: 15.96$ per month
    Netflix: 13.99$ per month
    hmmmmm....

    • @AndiDag
      @AndiDag Před 2 lety +28

      True

    • @xoitsmaria
      @xoitsmaria Před 2 lety +610

      sway stories. easiest choice of my life

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 2 lety +11

      Both are trash

    • @aliciugh
      @aliciugh Před 2 lety +365

      yeah dude it was a pretty hard decision but i guess i won't be watching the umbrella academy anymore ://

    • @xoticbell
      @xoticbell Před 2 lety +64

      @@KhanMann66 debatable.

  • @joearnold6881
    @joearnold6881 Před 2 lety +77

    Hey, comrade. I just came across this video like two months after it released, and I’m really worried.
    I just want to make sure…
    You _did_ cancel your swayboy house thing game subscription, right?
    Like, you haven’t been paying them this whole time, I hope.
    Just a heads up. I know I’d forget and then find out in like two years that I’d been paying these scumbags tons of money.
    Ok, cheers :)

  • @josephsdsu1
    @josephsdsu1 Před rokem +36

    But what IS he whisper/mumbling around 10:19: "first one to prudence talks to her first" - it's really hard to make out. ("First one in the pool gets to talk to her first?" Is that it?)

  • @audreybake5901
    @audreybake5901 Před 2 lety +3524

    That tie joke was way funnier than it should’ve been

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      Yep czcams.com/video/plIBGeQ4cFE/video.html
      Lol

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před 2 lety +76

      I support Kurt and his very *hand*-some married hands, I wish them a very long and healthy life together :))

    • @jeanneseo
      @jeanneseo Před 2 lety +22

      The comedic timing was emaculate

    • @tiasapphire3267
      @tiasapphire3267 Před 2 lety +1

      Omg I was the 1k like

    • @kaz2113
      @kaz2113 Před 2 lety +19

      @@jeanneseo i think you mean the comedic TIE-ming

  • @heyyitsjude
    @heyyitsjude Před 2 lety +11318

    Kurtis apologizing for talking “too much” in his own commentary video is peak insecurity and I can relate lol.

    • @tyleraws
      @tyleraws Před 2 lety +34

      @dream team you’re making your mother cry

    • @shrestha8027
      @shrestha8027 Před 2 lety +55

      this is random but ur so pretty omg

    • @mauratyson9580
      @mauratyson9580 Před 2 lety +83

      his job is literally to talk and he feels bad for it :( can relate tho

    • @user-sf8ff3ir1u
      @user-sf8ff3ir1u Před 2 lety +3

      so quirky

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 2 lety +11

      @dream team depends what you did
      You obviously deleted your comment for a reason, don’t be brand new lmao

  • @mitali.0_0
    @mitali.0_0 Před 4 měsíci +16

    2 years later and they still don't have 50k followers 💀

  • @valep27
    @valep27 Před 2 lety +78

    I almost joined this company a few months ago and all I can say is that I definitely got the impression that it was mostly working on cash grabs. Tech was actually interesting (I know it doesn’t look like it, but there is a reason they got a ton of cash).
    I’m glad I didn’t join in the end, I wanted to get in the videogame industry, but not like this.

  • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
    @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 Před 2 lety +7582

    Kurtis should make a Kurtistown game that is literally just Sims City but every Sim has Kurtis’ face

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 2 lety +25136

    Their group lasted less time than the development of a cheap mobile game, rough

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 Před 2 lety +103

      you know what else was a disaster? Chris Pratt being cast as Mario czcams.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/video.html

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 Před 2 lety +71

      That was actually a nice burn lol 😂

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh wow, Pat watches Kurtis too?

    • @alleyoliver3315
      @alleyoliver3315 Před 2 lety +105

      Gotta love exactly TWO comments on a big Poketuber’s comment that doesn’t have a CLICK ME link. Bots man, f*** em.

    • @MrZestyOnion
      @MrZestyOnion Před 2 lety +117

      spam bots are out in full force today huh

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime Před 2 lety +109

    “where are the rest of my sway boys” and the “you good??” had me SCREECHING with laughter it’s been a bad few months thank you for this video lmao

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 Před 2 lety +36

    Fun fact: if they don’t release the full game people can sue them for not supplying services since they are being charged. The fact that they charged for it opens them up to lawsuit

  • @sarahandreucci495
    @sarahandreucci495 Před 2 lety +8088

    I’m so happy for Kurtis’ hands, they seem like such a happy couple.

  • @shelbmathews
    @shelbmathews Před 2 lety +22677

    this game feels like a fanfiction they wrote for themselves

  • @marianacarvalho5398
    @marianacarvalho5398 Před 2 lety +36

    I could’ve sworn there would be a “thats what she said” joke at 11:55

  • @cnmamusic
    @cnmamusic Před 2 lety +25

    As a guy struggling to get a job for sound design in video games, when you said “I wish I could hear it”….. I felt that. I really felt that.

  • @allisonreed6226
    @allisonreed6226 Před 2 lety +6975

    I love that the reason that they’ll possibly hit 50k is because we all want to see Kurtis play the rest of this game.

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 Před 2 lety +109

      omg !! yeahhh! i was really invested like the writing at times wasn't bad, then it just stopped! like hey! i was intrigued and you just cock blocked me and kurt and all of us...@sway boyz, say you're sorry plz! >:(

    • @horses4296
      @horses4296 Před 2 lety +26

      that kind of sucks honestly

    • @howaboutno2594
      @howaboutno2594 Před 2 lety +36

      the tiktok account even posted a video addressing Kurtis’s video! lol

    • @deafpiglet
      @deafpiglet Před 2 lety +5

      I knew Kurtistown would come in clutch😩

    • @isabella3012
      @isabella3012 Před 2 lety +11

      Imagine that was their plan this whole time 😂

  • @elisabeth6611
    @elisabeth6611 Před 2 lety +11612

    at least episode has a character customization option. in this game you HAVE to be a pretentious, pretty, white girl who has a poc "sidekick" and falls for one of two near-identical white boys

    • @arariddley3314
      @arariddley3314 Před 2 lety +625

      Yep! Plus the community creators actually have interesting stories (AND NO SPENDING DIAMONDS) unlike these asswads.

    • @milkyeon9271
      @milkyeon9271 Před 2 lety +1077

      Yeah in Episode you could customise anything! You can design the people your character will interact with, you can choose the gender of your love interest, you can also pick your body type and literally so many more to list!

    • @genocider6917
      @genocider6917 Před 2 lety +241

      Miraculous ladybug

    • @dearoldmold
      @dearoldmold Před 2 lety +843

      @I Don’t Know They aren't saying Episode is perfect, they're just saying it's much better than the Sway House's cheap knockoff. Weird as hell to call someone gross for something so trivial.

    • @beems9617
      @beems9617 Před 2 lety +253

      that sway boy game is literally every 2000-2010 disney live action movie ever

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 Před 2 lety +40

    11:33 "I was stoked to get an invite to a sway house party! Yeah!" *screeches like a demon*

  • @slurpoo4652
    @slurpoo4652 Před 2 lety +57

    i dont know how to explain this, but watching kurtis’s videos while eating poptarts in the middle of the night hits different

  • @minnahhussain6461
    @minnahhussain6461 Před 2 lety +2196

    WHY DID I SMILE WHEN KURTIS SAID THE TIES ARE GETTING MARRIED LIKE IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER???

  • @ianoleary6785
    @ianoleary6785 Před 2 lety +3167

    When Kurtis has probably played this game longer then everyone in the sway house combined

    • @thatssoari3533
      @thatssoari3533 Před 2 lety +30

      @@hot8599 no

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 2 lety +10

      @Ruby Kelly - CHECK MY PROFILE yeah your profile is weird too bot

    • @SievertSchreiber
      @SievertSchreiber Před 2 lety +1

      Using your username to get clicks? That’s cringe, just like sway house!

    • @penny4urthots125
      @penny4urthots125 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Tw0Dots why are the bots getting more ridiculous now?

  • @honeydues
    @honeydues Před rokem +20

    11:28 I think he said “first one in the pool gets to talk to her first”

  • @its_amarysso
    @its_amarysso Před 2 lety +24

    10:07 you got me there, i wasnt expecting it

  • @frige173
    @frige173 Před 2 lety +3797

    A content house is like a fraternity house, but you aren’t there for college, you’re there because you dropped from college

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 2 lety +141

      and it pays YOU lmfao 😭

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 Před 2 lety +58

      How can you drop out if you don't go in the first place?

    • @amandavergara8043
      @amandavergara8043 Před 2 lety +5

      what's up with the replies above?? they also replied my comment like get out of here 😭

    • @frige173
      @frige173 Před 2 lety +23

      @@amandavergara8043 I swear to God, every time I get a comment is from one of those, like "Deep wet gapping Stephanie has replied to your comment" but is seems like CZcams is striking them down

    • @Ornithorhynchus.
      @Ornithorhynchus. Před rokem

      makes sense lol

  • @leahjk97
    @leahjk97 Před 2 lety +1944

    the sway house is basically my nightmare. “a frat house where all the frat bros are famous tiktokers” like I would genuinely rather die than have to be in that house for any amount of time

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C Před 2 lety +144

      Understandable view but see it differently. You could steal a lot of their belongings and sell them on ebay. Make quick bucks, get out the house and rent a nice apartment.

    • @lickvinegarkids3654
      @lickvinegarkids3654 Před 2 lety +23

      @@ArturGlass.C i was about to say that, I guess we all think alike

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C Před 2 lety +37

      @@lickvinegarkids3654 It's all about knowing how to make the best out of a shitty situation lmao.

    • @eyesonjoely
      @eyesonjoely Před 2 lety +16

      it’s the two worst things alive combined

    • @b.r.v.8609
      @b.r.v.8609 Před 2 lety +13

      I think I would die on the spot if I entered the sway house

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 Před 2 lety +16

    12:50 NOOOO WHYYY I HAVE TO LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME NOW. THIS NEVER HAPPENS PLEASE NO. DISGUSTING.

  • @Kate-pi6yb
    @Kate-pi6yb Před 2 lety +24

    14:32 the way Kurtis does Josh and Griffin’s voices is so funny 😂

  • @kenkamithetiger
    @kenkamithetiger Před 2 lety +3186

    This game is literally just a wattpat fanfiction but you have to pay money for it.

    • @bikewheeleater
      @bikewheeleater Před 2 lety +68

      LOL and even with wattpad you still have to pay for some fanfictions ..

    • @kaywantsfood
      @kaywantsfood Před 2 lety +48

      So like a wattpad paid story

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 Před 2 lety +28

      Lol this game would have been fun if it was a “do you want to be an influencer” game where you have to do short videos with you character and you can earn in game money to buy clothes and views as well as save up for a nice house. You can create a squad which will be called the anything just like the sway house and real people who play the game can give you views, likes, and comments. I’d play that 😂

    • @jarbincks6715
      @jarbincks6715 Před 2 lety +5

      @@loopymomy2532 Girl you could literally create that! Its so smart you just came up with such an idea from the top of ur head

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jarbincks6715 Totally. Too bad I'm not an influencer like the Sways. If i was, you know my game would be good. I always wanted to create my own game.

  • @krystalthepeach1900
    @krystalthepeach1900 Před 2 lety +10412

    kurtis should make a stardew valley style game called kurtistown where you play the mayor and have to take care of the town

    • @leahj7601
      @leahj7601 Před 2 lety +484

      i would buy that

    • @Feynix4
      @Feynix4 Před 2 lety +325

      10/10 would buy that

    • @tessarae9127
      @tessarae9127 Před 2 lety +17

      Ahahaha !!

    • @skrrtskrrt2410
      @skrrtskrrt2410 Před 2 lety +385

      Or maybe you get to play as a member of kurtistown, even a standard save the world story is gonna be amazing

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 Před 2 lety +11

      YES

  • @mr.silhouette8452
    @mr.silhouette8452 Před 2 lety +51

    Congrats on your hands getting married! They're perfect for eachother! They are blood related after all

  • @kardelenkoc9746
    @kardelenkoc9746 Před rokem +12

    15:12 that was 1/5 of an episode and they already expect money

  • @CyberStockholmSyndrome
    @CyberStockholmSyndrome Před 2 lety +5612

    “We’ll see who she really be seein’…” The awkwardness of that statement lets me know he 100% doesn’t talk like that IRL

    • @mollywinters5317
      @mollywinters5317 Před 2 lety +298

      i was thinking this, made me cringe SO bad

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Před 2 lety +220

      I know I was like dude just...just dont...don't do that.

    • @kim3221
      @kim3221 Před 2 lety +27

      Omg I was looking for this comment!!

    • @kaydence9799
      @kaydence9799 Před 2 lety +340

      Can't stand when non-black creators use aave because of this. It's so forced and unnatural :/

    • @nini-rl7sp
      @nini-rl7sp Před 2 lety +10

      time stamp someone???

  • @calcium1249
    @calcium1249 Před 2 lety +10751

    Kurtis' hands getting married reminds me of the time my little sister had a wedding for her kneecaps

  • @localsouthside4033
    @localsouthside4033 Před rokem +8

    I think the reason they always talk too quiet is because if they talk too loud they'll lose their "deep sexy sexy man" voice.

  • @c1oudydo11s
    @c1oudydo11s Před rokem +5

    what the sway house stands for:
    Sgrowth
    Wbrotherhood
    Acontent creation
    Y

  • @hideakisorachi3953
    @hideakisorachi3953 Před 2 lety +26648

    I absolutely love Kurtis's sense of humor but imagining him awkwardly setting up a joke without the edits makes me laugh without fail

    • @ShaunaNC
      @ShaunaNC Před 2 lety +1602

      That’s what his podcast feels like 😂

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 Před 2 lety +2350

      @@ShaunaNC the little pauses while he's trying to find a button on the soundboard always kills me

    • @n.andkirby
      @n.andkirby Před 2 lety +155

      no way gintama mangaka lives in kurtistown?? 😳😳

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- Před 2 lety +168

      @@n.andkirby of course, kurtistown is one of the biggest cities worldwide

    • @andshereadstoo7809
      @andshereadstoo7809 Před 2 lety +32

      @@elambedo they keep selling out tho! I believe in the live shows at least lmao

  • @emilybusby6922
    @emilybusby6922 Před 2 lety +5276

    Plot twist- the Sway house was just one guy duetting himself over and over, in different variations of the same “cool-guy” wig. The proof is in the pic.

    • @sugarblood1930
      @sugarblood1930 Před 2 lety +147

      So that’s why I could never tell them apart?

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 Před 2 lety +44

      🤔 it does seem a lil sus

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 Před 2 lety +105

      This would actually be hilarious. It's the same freaking dude but somehow the Sway house STILL breaks up hahaha

    • @trashketchup1497
      @trashketchup1497 Před 2 lety +5

      Well I’m convinced

    • @grayblethenerd
      @grayblethenerd Před 2 lety +5

      eh still better than all of Danny Gonzalez's deep fakes lol

  • @rebeckahaldred1531
    @rebeckahaldred1531 Před 2 lety +16

    Kurtis please I need a video I’m going through with drawls

  • @lizfreitas721
    @lizfreitas721 Před 2 lety +15

    19:08 peak manipulation 🤨

  • @Emily-ro7mv
    @Emily-ro7mv Před 2 lety +4027

    I couldn't get tickets for any shows, but I'm proud that Kurtis has sold out.

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n Před 2 lety +2284

    One Direction: The Board Game, except the only members who are actually playable in the game/appear on the box are like Liam and Louis

    • @taraadamsons7253
      @taraadamsons7253 Před 2 lety +139

      they’re the only ones keeping the fandom alive

    • @rosealldays
      @rosealldays Před 2 lety +4

      Ooof

    • @lonestar888
      @lonestar888 Před 2 lety +17

      Liam and Niall

    • @annaloreeee
      @annaloreeee Před 2 lety +8

      @@lonestar888 nah niall it’s kind of over it ngl

    • @carolbasma587
      @carolbasma587 Před 2 lety +44

      @@taraadamsons7253 pretty sure its only liam. have you watched louis' documentary and how much better his solo career is for him? leave him out of this please.

  • @janehenderson1922
    @janehenderson1922 Před 2 lety +12

    you saying "sorry I'm talking to much" is actually hilarious because we're all here to listen to you talk kurty

  • @B_Cleric_Time
    @B_Cleric_Time Před 2 lety +11

    I'm just cracking up at the image of an under-paid Japanese mobile game dev who had to go to work at playco in a pandemic to write lines like "I've been waiting hours for you to wake up... now SPILL! What happened last night?!"

  • @rexkingofbears4784
    @rexkingofbears4784 Před 2 lety +2373

    I can’t believe you’re a “that guy” guy, I’m such a “this guy” dude.. damn heart broken

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky Před 2 lety +118

      New Tinder profile: WON'T date anyone that's a "that guy". I only date "this guy" dudes because they are superior in every way

    • @phlee1629
      @phlee1629 Před 2 lety +11

      was thinking this as well smh

    • @martha-hy7vq
      @martha-hy7vq Před 2 lety +12

      ikr smh... "this guy" is underrated asf

  • @holladolla9555
    @holladolla9555 Před 2 lety +2827

    one direction could randomly release a line of literal dish soap and you know that stuff would be sold out within the hour

    • @Ukjeiy44
      @Ukjeiy44 Před 2 lety +73

      i would buy the dish soap ngl😵‍💫

    • @justice9818
      @justice9818 Před 2 lety +37

      i would buy ALL the dishsoap

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 Před 2 lety +94

      I don't and have never consumed any type of One Direction related media but I would still buy that shit tbh

    • @evie_33
      @evie_33 Před 2 lety +99

      @@therealslimshitty5186 They could call it "The Soap of my life"

    • @allypally2895
      @allypally2895 Před 2 lety +15

      I know they’re not the same but I know for a fact JLS released a brand of protection. My sex Ed teacher brought them in during a session.

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 Před 2 lety +17

    11:47 you've contracted Dysentery

  • @dyk3medown
    @dyk3medown Před 2 lety +108

    i don’t know what it is about kurtis but i feel like he’s an honorary lesbian, in the same way hozier is

  • @Impiness
    @Impiness Před 2 lety +2217

    If I were better at coding, I would totally make 'The Kurtis Chronicles'. It would be just like Mario, except every time you go to jump on a Goomba, you have to give Kurtis a dollar. Or sign up for the subscription plan, only $5/hour

  • @nicoleschnapp
    @nicoleschnapp Před 2 lety +1799

    kurtis' curly mullet is fucking incredible he looks amazing

    • @yaoimessiah
      @yaoimessiah Před 2 lety +33

      ah, to have that hair type..

    • @janani5556
      @janani5556 Před 2 lety +46

      I read that as curry mullet and was very confused for a while

    • @farting358
      @farting358 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah

    • @leviathxns
      @leviathxns Před 2 lety +17

      @@janani5556 I read it as curly mallet, we're both going thru it

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara Před 2 lety

      I want it tbh

  • @lekanganambela5183
    @lekanganambela5183 Před 3 měsíci +5

    2 years later and it's at 36k followers.🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @beepinboopin
    @beepinboopin Před 2 lety +7

    The sway boys sound like they're either speaking into a cup or whispering while their mom sleeps in the other room

  • @savannahlisonbee1202
    @savannahlisonbee1202 Před 2 lety +1272

    okay but josh saying “well see-well see who she really be seeing at this party” in the most monotone voice is the funniest fckin thing ever

  • @newtpollution
    @newtpollution Před 2 lety +870

    Every time Kurtis names a sway boy I take it on absolute faith that he's not just making up a random name because I would never know.

    • @dilf2677
      @dilf2677 Před 2 lety

      Ok NEWT

    • @megashima
      @megashima Před 2 lety +10

      @@dilf2677 ok DILF

    • @dilf2677
      @dilf2677 Před 2 lety

      @@megashima that’s an acronym lmfao

    • @megashima
      @megashima Před 2 lety +11

      @@dilf2677 I know

    • @dilf2677
      @dilf2677 Před 2 lety +2

      @@megashima ✈️ < the joke
      😭 < you

  • @alexo-o3669
    @alexo-o3669 Před 2 lety +4

    S-short
    W-window
    A-abnotmaly
    Y-yogurt

  • @thegummoguy1055
    @thegummoguy1055 Před rokem +4

    No way bro that was a tie💔😟😢😣

  • @AngelicDoodles
    @AngelicDoodles Před 2 lety +3866

    As someone who has played episode in the past, there's no way that at least some assets were stolen, especially animations. They look almost, if not exactly the same.

    • @Sunflowerfilledlake
      @Sunflowerfilledlake Před 2 lety +221

      I was thinking the same!! Even the art style of the characters looks a bit similar

    • @martha-hy7vq
      @martha-hy7vq Před 2 lety +148

      exactly! like the joints of the characters look almost identical

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 2 lety +112

      I think you mean there’s no way they didn’t steal at least some assets.

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft Před rokem +25

      I was thinking the exact same thing and it’s so obvious!

    • @funkyfunkers_
      @funkyfunkers_ Před rokem +8

      exactly

  • @obrien92
    @obrien92 Před 2 lety +7436

    anybody else notice how kurtis’ jokes are so much stronger?? like i’m pissing and shitting and crying about the tie jokes, they’re so well tied together

  • @ajja6251
    @ajja6251 Před rokem +6

    It's been 1 yr and there's only 38.4k followers...i guess well never get to know what really happened at that party

  • @clementine4211
    @clementine4211 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Watching this video is 2023 is SO FUNNY because they STILL never got to 50k followers, they actually went down to 5k for an embarassingly long time, and then decided to start posting memes in hope of winning people over, when it’s all just facebook jokes that they edited their charecter on. Thankfully they stopped posting in 2022 and have saved my eyes from seeing any more 🙏

  • @slothprincefirst
    @slothprincefirst Před 2 lety +1511

    not gonna lie, i thought the big punchline of the video was that kurtis ACTUALLY made a mobile game. which i would play the absolute shit out of

  • @razbuten
    @razbuten Před 2 lety +14678

    I hadn't watched any of your videos until yesterday, and now I have watched like 40 of them. good channel

    • @FormerFuck-up
      @FormerFuck-up Před 2 lety +178

      Eyy, you're a brilliant creator, Razbuten! Happy to see ya here :-D

    • @rock_garden_m
      @rock_garden_m Před 2 lety +191

      good soup

    • @tianabelleherrera
      @tianabelleherrera Před 2 lety +350

      welcome to kurtistown, we hope you stay forever

    • @Shimmer1Z
      @Shimmer1Z Před 2 lety +155

      Love that for you, bestie

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray Před 2 lety +127

      Welcome! Just so you understand, there's only one law here. You have to be nice to Kurtis, cause he's the mayor. ✌

  • @JessieCazam
    @JessieCazam Před rokem +3

    “FIRST ONE IN THE POOL GETS TO TALK TO HER FIRST” oh my god I finally deciphered it

  • @cisvandyck146
    @cisvandyck146 Před 2 lety +14

    As a Belgian, I appreciate the beer choice at 7:56

  • @Vagabond_Valkyrie
    @Vagabond_Valkyrie Před 2 lety +2670

    ”tap here to unlock the icu” kurtis you are killing me

    • @ron-by5oh
      @ron-by5oh Před 2 lety +36

      can you not get a room either? please I’m very injured and in need of medical attention.

    • @milkyeon9271
      @milkyeon9271 Před 2 lety +48

      Don't worry that Kurtis are killing you because you can always tap here to unlock icu!

    • @espighty
      @espighty Před 2 lety +7

      So is Covid 👀

    • @Ellie-st3wi
      @Ellie-st3wi Před 2 lety +15

      costs 30 gems to go to the hospital

    • @CrystalLia231
      @CrystalLia231 Před 2 lety +13

      Better unlock the ICU then!

  • @alayciasmith3460
    @alayciasmith3460 Před 2 lety +607

    Disappointed he never pulled out “no sway Jose” 😔

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica Před 2 lety +3

      Hopefully he says this when Sway Stories releases episode 2, or never releases it!

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Před 2 lety +7

      KURTIS PLEASE RESPOND WE NEED TO HEAR AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAGIC OVERSIGHT

  • @Filbie
    @Filbie Před 2 lety +12

    16:50 that’s the ONLY reason they’re famous. What else could they possibly make a game about? lol

  • @oliviahloll
    @oliviahloll Před 2 lety +4

    its the fact that they still haven't hit 50k

  • @cindygarcia697
    @cindygarcia697 Před 2 lety +3900

    Josh's interview is nothing surprising. He chose his audience based on specific criteria (money) that he knew he would benefit from. Him along with these other douchetokers are fully aware that their audience are gullible kids who're going to defend them from all the "haters" no matter how toxic they are. It sucks because there are people who are truly passionate about all the things they're mediocre at. Then work hard just to get pushed aside by people like this who clearly don't care about anything.

    • @JSB260895
      @JSB260895 Před 2 lety +42

      you got my vote if you run for president!

    • @sc9157
      @sc9157 Před 2 lety +47

      Douchetokers. I like it.

    • @wswrites
      @wswrites Před 2 lety +7

      well said

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 Před 2 lety +64

      This reminds me of zoe laverne fans defending her grooming a child. The fact that shes got children defending what basically amounts to pedophilia is disturbing.

    • @cindygarcia697
      @cindygarcia697 Před 2 lety +62

      @@gm6393 Ugh yes. That is so disgusting! And the fact that her fanbase is similar to the age she's interested in🤢🤢🤢Majority of the tiktokers have tried to make moves on younger people. Such as Tony Lopez. Its genuinely sad how toxic people have the most loyal fanbases. To the point where they will send d3ath threats to the ones spreading awareness. I'm the same age as some of them (20) and sometimes it baffles me how people use the “thEy’rE sTill yOuNg” excuse. Yes they may be young but not little babies who can't even form coherent sentences although sometimes it seems that way ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @Barumonster
    @Barumonster Před 2 lety +1117

    I feel sorry for the artists because it's actually really nice. The art and color is great, the character designs are cute. Its just.... *this.*

    • @cyeayttheratking9501
      @cyeayttheratking9501 Před 2 lety +77

      yeah same like the art does look really good

    • @nydra8119
      @nydra8119 Před 2 lety +49

      Thank you for expressing what I couldn't

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful Před 2 lety +33

      Agreed. I love webtoons, comics, and dating sims so its sucks.

    • @r.a.2358
      @r.a.2358 Před 2 lety +37

      right? the 2D version of these guys manages to be way cuter than the real life ones, I'm impressed

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys Před 2 lety +4

      EXACTLYY

  • @nora4755
    @nora4755 Před 2 lety +18

    0:20 oh my god i hated that so much i almost threw my laptop across the room jesus christ

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp Před rokem +3

    that terribly recorded line is "first one in the pool gets to talk to her first." in case you can't tell what they're saying

  • @GirlfriendReviews
    @GirlfriendReviews Před 2 lety +2814

    Wow what a blessed day a dunk on Todd Howard in the new Kurtis video

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  Před 2 lety +580

      little subtle dunk!!!

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 Před 2 lety +7

      Girlfriend Reviews I absolutely adore your videos!

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 Před 2 lety +2

      I wish you could tell us your opinion on Chris pratt being cast as Mario (I mean its is gaming but Is it enough gaming?) czcams.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/video.html

    • @sealica6159
      @sealica6159 Před 2 lety +2

      Ooooh girlfriend reviews!!!!

    • @somwoncool9564
      @somwoncool9564 Před 2 lety

      @@kurtisconner k

  • @marzizzo
    @marzizzo Před 2 lety +1047

    Not being on tiktok and hearing "bella porch llama tiktok trend thing" said so casually rattled my bones

    • @stephmcsteph4324
      @stephmcsteph4324 Před 2 lety +86

      Fr I was like wtf is going on over there?

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 Před 2 lety +63

      I genuinely felt distressed at that name

    • @supervegito8340
      @supervegito8340 Před 2 lety +43

      I ain’t never heard a more wild name for anything

  • @Crackerlemon
    @Crackerlemon Před rokem +5

    2023 and it still hasn’t reached 50k

  • @lexlefleur3824
    @lexlefleur3824 Před 2 lety +9

    kurtis’s josh impression is so scary accurate i can’t

  • @sam-jf7lk
    @sam-jf7lk Před 2 lety +1424

    i’m just generally happy that kurtis is here and making videos

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      Yep czcams.com/video/plIBGeQ4cFE/video.html
      Fax

    • @shroederthatboy.4691
      @shroederthatboy.4691 Před 2 lety +23

      I love your picrew profile picture, im also trans.

    • @jeremiahhebert1325
      @jeremiahhebert1325 Před 2 lety +11

      i used that same profile creator for my last picture! :D

    • @Emily-ro7mv
      @Emily-ro7mv Před 2 lety +18

      Me too. I'm not happy about all of these bots though

    • @vioussy
      @vioussy Před 2 lety +6

      nice pfp

  • @rosyrooroo352
    @rosyrooroo352 Před 2 lety +1908

    This whole, pay for the game membership indefinitely until we maybe put out another chapter or delete the app (Especially when the main followers are kids) feels kinda illegal somehow… At least like super scummy.

    • @Emily_Linka
      @Emily_Linka Před 2 lety +70

      Especially when their target audience are literal children

    • @rosyrooroo352
      @rosyrooroo352 Před 2 lety +58

      @@Emily_Linka Fr. It’s hard enough as an adult managing renewable subscriptions. And it is so unlike any other renewable sub set up. Usually you pay monthly or bi-weekly and you at least get a week free trial. But 3 days and then 4 bucks every week (even more w tax)?? Like its sooooo off putting I can’t even explain. Not to mention the first ep. can literally be played in under three minutes and then you gotta wait months for a non existent chap to maybe come out. Feel bad for anyone who thinks this is going to work out in the end.

    • @bellamarra6300
      @bellamarra6300 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm the 500th like

    • @rosyrooroo352
      @rosyrooroo352 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bellamarra6300 congrats!

    • @bellamarra6300
      @bellamarra6300 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rosyrooroo352 thank you it's an honor

  • @zackinator1439
    @zackinator1439 Před 2 lety +7

    Kurtis: My hands are tied
    Me: *expects his hands to have string around them*
    Kurtis: *comps in two neck ties dangling from his hands*
    Me: *WHEEZE*