This Early 2000's Dating Show Is Pure Insanity

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  • čas přidán 18. 11. 2020
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  • @alexandrah.8685
    @alexandrah.8685 Před 3 lety +8973

    IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

  • @Katamaricilla
    @Katamaricilla Před 3 lety +4677

    This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.

    • @mez1024
      @mez1024 Před 3 lety +141

      I would literally pass out

    • @siryarianthefirst3360
      @siryarianthefirst3360 Před 3 lety +31

      They also had guys chained up with 4 girls

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla Před 3 lety +73

      @lost cause not sure if we even watched the same video then

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki Před 3 lety +69

      Sounds kinda rapey

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla Před 3 lety +108

      @lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.

  • @LynkynPeppers
    @LynkynPeppers Před 2 lety +5573

    "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 Před 2 lety +66

      Remembered? 😭

    • @LynkynPeppers
      @LynkynPeppers Před 2 lety +102

      @@miad6160 it was hilarious I'm sorry lmao

    • @LDrosophila
      @LDrosophila Před 2 lety +47

      i cant stop watching it 2:15

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +91

      Curvy girls make my junk twitch!😌😀✌️

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 Před 2 lety +32

      that line i was not expecting thank god i wasn't drinking smt

  • @jaylenbarbieri2239
    @jaylenbarbieri2239 Před 2 lety +3102

    The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper

  • @pinkrutabaga
    @pinkrutabaga Před 3 lety +4737

    saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME

    • @AH-rg7ns
      @AH-rg7ns Před 3 lety +165

      and it just said angel in blue 😭

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat Před 3 lety +57

      also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD

    • @avaginsberg227
      @avaginsberg227 Před 3 lety +25

      @@-desertpackrat Umm it’s not that serious no need to get so aggravated over nothing lmao

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu Před 2 lety +18

      @@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless

    • @malifesting
      @malifesting Před 2 lety +9

      @@avaginsberg227 they arent aggravated they were joking looks like someone cant take a joke oop

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 Před 3 lety +2133

    Not really about toilet humor being wrong - it's more about making her a butt of the joke and feel uncomfortable in a vulnerable position.

    • @theo8675
      @theo8675 Před 3 lety +185

      Did you- was that a pun

    • @mnpxdrm
      @mnpxdrm Před 3 lety +155

      the.....the.......the what of the joke.......?

    • @justyouraverageaj8675
      @justyouraverageaj8675 Před 3 lety +13

      What a lad

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 Před 3 lety +228

      Idk if that pun was intentional or not but yh i think it was everyone picking on her, like they're not her friends and she was obviously uncomfortable

    • @chyraaa
      @chyraaa Před 3 lety +11

      butt of the joke💀💀 I can’t

  • @bakedbread7540
    @bakedbread7540 Před 2 lety +1412

    The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS??
    LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark Před 2 lety +48

      90% of middle school relationships last longer than that lmao

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis Před rokem +12

      HELP SAME, three of my friends have been dating eachother since like last year and theyre still going

    • @DarleneVoidDragoncat
      @DarleneVoidDragoncat Před rokem +28

      I’ve seen *ELEMENTARY SCHOOL* RELATIONSHIPS last longer than that

    • @EvelynandBreelee
      @EvelynandBreelee Před 9 měsíci +1

      LOL

    • @vvvvhx
      @vvvvhx Před 9 měsíci +2

      My middle school relationship lasted a year😭

  • @AdNoctemMedia
    @AdNoctemMedia Před 2 lety +1221

    20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes

    • @landenhays6562
      @landenhays6562 Před 2 lety +149

      That shot assures us that we're living in his world, he just hasn't stepped up to claim his crown.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +13

      Ikrrr 💀👏

    • @heenamirchandani582
      @heenamirchandani582 Před 2 lety +79

      Hey i'm pete, did someone say sHoTs

    • @RuinedStillWetMascara
      @RuinedStillWetMascara Před 2 lety +28

      Omg i haven’t notice that shot, i fucking love this guy

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 Před 3 lety +7764

    Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit

  • @thomasedison3700
    @thomasedison3700 Před 3 lety +3033

    The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him

    • @xaviergildon5576
      @xaviergildon5576 Před 3 lety +18

      @Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me this is a virus, isn't it.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xaviergildon5576 they got so upset that they deleted their reply! XD

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 Před 2 lety +995

    I used to terrorize one of my guy friends by constantly reminding him that girls poop.
    It honest to God scared him. I thought it was hilarious.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 2 lety +34

      It’s not that big of a deal, but I like to act like I don’t know they do to mess with people.

  • @heckonearth1164
    @heckonearth1164 Před 2 lety +299

    The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.

  • @coolkidchristie
    @coolkidchristie Před 3 lety +6054

    i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection

    • @shuichigrrr8743
      @shuichigrrr8743 Před 3 lety +40

      Ikr!!!

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 Před 3 lety +108

      I literally thought that. I was like “what if she was like I want the locksmith”

    • @user-zy6vm2wm3w
      @user-zy6vm2wm3w Před 3 lety +78

      I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)

    • @seastarrr111
      @seastarrr111 Před 3 lety +21

      i was just thinking about how i would've picked the locksmith

    • @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298
      @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298 Před 3 lety +39

      PICKED the locksmith lol 😂😂
      Ok I'll leave now

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri Před 3 lety +3290

    Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.

    • @duckielooloui
      @duckielooloui Před 3 lety +703

      I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 Před 3 lety +148

      I haven't finished the video and from these comments I'm concerned

    • @fridaychinatown6172
      @fridaychinatown6172 Před 3 lety +90

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 buckle up, it's gonna be wild

    • @honey6610
      @honey6610 Před 3 lety +363

      Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense

    • @quack4chu
      @quack4chu Před 3 lety +233

      fart jokes can be funny but the way it was phrased was just not it...

  • @micahgrover8575
    @micahgrover8575 Před 2 lety +531

    "The relationship lasted three days."
    Steph: well I gave it my best shot-
    Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Před rokem +12

      I thought it was a very funny recurring joke lmao

    • @_98310
      @_98310 Před rokem +4

      21:22 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOT?!

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 Před 2 lety +288

    “curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose

    • @WilliamPasta
      @WilliamPasta Před 11 měsíci +19

      We’re you drinking Fanta or do you just have Fanta in your nose that only comes out when you laugh really hard?

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Před 10 měsíci +9

      Asking the hard hitting questions

  • @syd7568
    @syd7568 Před 3 lety +998

    The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.

    • @basildoingthings819
      @basildoingthings819 Před 3 lety +60

      S. Doss yeah that sounds genuinely terrifying

    • @or9422
      @or9422 Před 3 lety +111

      The only reason I wasn't completely terrified for her was because there had to be a whole crew there filming. But that's still hella weird.

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn Před 3 lety +12

      Same, I'd be so scared if i was her

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas Před 3 lety +34

      It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs Před 3 lety +9

      I like instinctively covered my coffee cup several times during this episode for sure.

  • @juliawasthere
    @juliawasthere Před 3 lety +2832

    “you rated me a 4”
    “that’s out of 10”
    DUDE WHAT? LMAO

    • @natalie1220
      @natalie1220 Před 3 lety +57

      RIGHT LMAOO

    • @abikaggwa
      @abikaggwa Před 3 lety +102

      IT WAS NOT NEEDED LMFAO

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby Před 3 lety +13

      well not out of 5 lol

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 Před 3 lety +24

      I didn’t know how to handle that comment I was like yo wtf dawg 😂

    • @aaliyahleeah
      @aaliyahleeah Před 3 lety +19

      @@natalie1220 lmfaooo...........like it’s so BACKHANDED

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 Před 2 lety +108

    A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare

  • @chumbucket3475
    @chumbucket3475 Před 2 lety +281

    The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me

  • @page8472
    @page8472 Před 3 lety +5832

    why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0

  • @shoujewels
    @shoujewels Před 3 lety +6788

    "i just have this innate ability to design clothes"
    "graphic design is my passion"

  • @Necromediancer
    @Necromediancer Před 2 lety +133

    The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Před 2 lety +162

    2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows

  • @RockstarTurtle8
    @RockstarTurtle8 Před 3 lety +8562

    something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 Před 3 lety +194

      Funniest shit I've seen and heard all day

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 Před 3 lety +14

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Kurtis for more than a dày?"
      *(Kurtis Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*

    • @chloecarr3599
      @chloecarr3599 Před 3 lety +26

      I spat out my drink when I read it 😂

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n Před 3 lety +52

      I thought he just edited it in lmao,, i was like "hol up"

    • @deadsoundsecretsitee
      @deadsoundsecretsitee Před 3 lety +18

      @@saadtech5907 shut up

  • @weirdautumn5263
    @weirdautumn5263 Před 3 lety +12131

    theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.

    • @taliajung1553
      @taliajung1553 Před 3 lety +237

      That's a good theory

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 Před 3 lety +135

      oh god I hope so

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 Před 3 lety +105

      that would be so fucking good dude

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 3 lety +77

      The show makes him look like 7'7

    • @peral8890
      @peral8890 Před 3 lety +14

      understandable

  • @morriganlynham9079
    @morriganlynham9079 Před 2 lety +85

    Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end

  • @Pi_Likethenumber
    @Pi_Likethenumber Před rokem +15

    Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om Před 3 lety +1814

    "curvy girls make my junk twitch" is going to be a senior quote

  • @mytherapistsaidno6643
    @mytherapistsaidno6643 Před 3 lety +1308

    that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that

  • @michaelmitchell2519
    @michaelmitchell2519 Před rokem +34

    I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"

  • @niccosta
    @niccosta Před 2 lety +50

    “Your butt makes a noise, that stinks” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

  • @CatMcLloyd
    @CatMcLloyd Před 3 lety +2804

    "Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 Před 3 lety +24448

    The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.

  • @jokeisnonexistent6045
    @jokeisnonexistent6045 Před 2 lety +18

    I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 Před 2 lety +5

    Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.

  • @leahpreston2949
    @leahpreston2949 Před 3 lety +4279

    My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made

  • @cateroach253
    @cateroach253 Před 3 lety +3006

    jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry

  • @kamilacurtis9258
    @kamilacurtis9258 Před 2 lety +202

    i think steff hates herself, that;s literally the only reason you'd pick ALAN

  • @loquaciousjango4214
    @loquaciousjango4214 Před 2 lety +100

    I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.

  • @Mikey-666
    @Mikey-666 Před 3 lety +8382

    kurtis with his curly ass mullet and stache wearing a christmas beanie is the best thing i've seen all day

  • @ebrodsky5893
    @ebrodsky5893 Před 3 lety +3833

    “My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied

    • @beezypeezy2359
      @beezypeezy2359 Před 3 lety +28

      Sorry, I ruined your 69 likes

    • @aiden4445
      @aiden4445 Před 3 lety +23

      @@beezypeezy2359 so did 1430 other people

  • @Annicamdw
    @Annicamdw Před 2 lety +32

    This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt

  • @alexisb3829
    @alexisb3829 Před rokem +9

    lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary

  • @esthercuyjet5782
    @esthercuyjet5782 Před 3 lety +417

    I feel like it wasn't the fart aspect of the humor that Steph didn't like, but instead the shaming part of them laughing. As a woman, men often say things that make me self-conscience about the stupidest, most normal things ever. The bubbles are just air coming out of the swimsuit, but the men acted like Steph should have done something to stop it from happening. Like they thought it was gross.

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 Před 3 lety +40

      True. But then she chose Allen anyway 🤡

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy Před 3 lety +7

      Grow up. Everyone in that situation was being childish. Although I might give Steph a bit of a pass since she’s chained there and couldn’t leave immediately.

    • @gabe5607
      @gabe5607 Před 3 lety +38

      Yeaa. I also think that the joke would have passed because she was smiling before the other dude went like "yo it's not a joke, there's bubbles coming out". I think he was the one who ruined the whole vibe but maybe I'm looking too far into it.

  • @spirity7218
    @spirity7218 Před 3 lety +6838

    The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-

  • @xmaa9x
    @xmaa9x Před 2 lety +17

    that clothing designer girl really just screamed "graphic design is my passion" real loud

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Před rokem +2

    "When the locksmith arrives
    One man is gone.
    Let it be written,
    let it be done."

  • @pdoggy7254
    @pdoggy7254 Před 3 lety +9023

    The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me

  • @anxiety1050
    @anxiety1050 Před 3 lety +9063

    Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith

    • @qi6kq
      @qi6kq Před 3 lety +348

      nah he's too good for her

    • @harperfilipowicz4922
      @harperfilipowicz4922 Před 3 lety +213

      ngl i would 😳🤚

    • @poo705
      @poo705 Před 3 lety +108

      bro why wouldn’t she 😼😼

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 Před 3 lety +67

      @@qi6kq The Locksmith is just a superior being

    • @nebula318
      @nebula318 Před 3 lety +40

      I mean if I wasn’t lesbian 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @That_Random_British_Dude

    The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"

  • @roundsdm
    @roundsdm Před 2 lety +32

    Stef didnt not like farts in general lol,.. she just didnt want a bunch of men that were supposed to be wooing her to be making fun of HER for farting in the hot tub!😅

  • @yaboijazz
    @yaboijazz Před 3 lety +1663

    I bet the locksmith is actually just three kids in a trench coat

    • @macaronic_
      @macaronic_ Před 3 lety +38

      biggest plot twist ever

    • @spidermonkey2470
      @spidermonkey2470 Před 3 lety +49

      He’s Vincent Adultman, doing business

    • @liiluu99
      @liiluu99 Před 3 lety +6

      @@spidermonkey2470 nice

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 Před 3 lety +3

      Most 2000s disguise

    • @sc6155
      @sc6155 Před 3 lety +4

      That's the funniest shit ever 😂

  • @decafwight
    @decafwight Před 3 lety +49

    This is one of Kurtis’s funniest videos. This one had me howling the whole time 😂💀

  • @whichisinteresting
    @whichisinteresting Před 2 lety +12

    I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.

  • @NosferotikaBr
    @NosferotikaBr Před 3 lety +24078

    Being chained to 4 guys and stuck in a house looks like my worst nightmare ever

    • @mariasweaty8567
      @mariasweaty8567 Před 3 lety +252

      Nosferotika (lubbyh) literal nightmare fuel

    • @Kiivenn
      @Kiivenn Před 3 lety +624

      Being chained to a 20kg ball would be less horrible

    • @venielifurtwangler8503
      @venielifurtwangler8503 Před 3 lety +33

      Você por aqui 💜

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing Před 3 lety +305

      Its also terrible when ur bi/pan/omni/ace/les and so many more

    • @esnyy
      @esnyy Před 3 lety +20

      aaaa você assiste o kurtis

  • @aadrikaverma4931
    @aadrikaverma4931 Před 3 lety +4176

    Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 Před 3 lety +17

      LMAO~ ty

    • @LionessOfGodEternal
      @LionessOfGodEternal Před 3 lety +92

      He time traveled from 2020 to be in this show. It’s a conditioned response.

    • @psoda.
      @psoda. Před 3 lety +19

      Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough
      But you probably werent looking for a real answer.
      Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD

    • @haileyleona2085
      @haileyleona2085 Před 3 lety +10

      looks like he's edging on a fart or a shit tbh

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 Před 3 lety

      He is trying to

  • @mr.wiggles7135
    @mr.wiggles7135 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it

  • @crownedhorde9988
    @crownedhorde9988 Před rokem +4

    "the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP

  • @Na-jx2vg
    @Na-jx2vg Před 3 lety +3448

    "It's not humor, it's about you guys feeling good about yourselves by putting people down."
    fr tho

  • @hayleejohnson4890
    @hayleejohnson4890 Před 3 lety +12826

    The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 Před 3 lety +474

      Dude Alan lasting three whole days surprised me cause Alan fucking sucks.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang Před 3 lety +598

      Sis should've kept the money and ran

    • @ploopymaster
      @ploopymaster Před 3 lety +252

      middle school relationships in one sentence lol

    • @yaoimessiah
      @yaoimessiah Před 3 lety +262

      and the way the words faded in made it a whole lot funnier lmao

    • @hayleejohnson4890
      @hayleejohnson4890 Před 3 lety +66

      @@ericschnautz6603 I thought Jason really would’ve won💀

  • @j-sun19
    @j-sun19 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Thanks for sticking up for me. I’m not the Jason in the video, but still, I feel like you had my back.🥺

  • @tapiocaclown
    @tapiocaclown Před rokem +23

    4:35 people who call themselves artists after putting a prompt into an ai generator

  • @nevermindkey
    @nevermindkey Před 3 lety +3230

    A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨

  • @briannesmith9518
    @briannesmith9518 Před 3 lety +9630

    I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @aikafee
      @aikafee Před 2 lety +398

      I'd never split ANYTHING with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @twinbruisesonmyshins
      @twinbruisesonmyshins Před 2 lety +106

      Id give them a little bit just for being there maybe

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před 2 lety +293

      I'd give some money to the Locksmith.

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 Před 2 lety +36

      @@ThexDynastxQueen Well yeah, he's terrifying.

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic Před 2 lety +1

      @@nvr2late666 no its bc hes sexy

  • @acathosh
    @acathosh Před 2 lety +4

    I would PAY 10 000$ to NOT be stuck to those weirdos. Wtf.
    That is like the worst nightmare scenario imaginable

  • @ethor7676
    @ethor7676 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I love you for making the "Mandy Moore" joke at 2:00, because when I was a kid that used to confuse me all the time, because often I couldn't tell if they were saying "and Mandy Moore" or "and many more" 😂

  • @KaylA-gg9kx
    @KaylA-gg9kx Před 3 lety +5726

    I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 Před 3 lety +333

      For real! If I was on this show and none of the guys were interesting, I'd simply just keep all the money for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KaylA-gg9kx
      @KaylA-gg9kx Před 3 lety +180

      @@raveng8217 hehe, same! But still, even if the guys were interesting, I think I'd still just keep the money instead. Ha.

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel Před 3 lety +91

      Probably forced to give it away

    • @PennySilverMoon
      @PennySilverMoon Před 3 lety +57

      Feeling pressured

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 Před 3 lety +85

      same. they acted so shitty and immature, I'd just say "fuck you" and leave with my money

  • @angelaquinnzell2548
    @angelaquinnzell2548 Před 3 lety +735

    If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce

  • @jacobf.8992
    @jacobf.8992 Před 2 lety +2

    17:20 That always annoyed me when my mom spontaneously vibrated when talking to other women she knew

  • @Fafuchess
    @Fafuchess Před 8 měsíci +2

    11:45 if you search steph in urban dictionary, the definition is 'a person who doesn't laugh at fart jokes'

  • @landonb2972
    @landonb2972 Před 3 lety +3804

    Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time.
    Pete: Did someone say shot?

  • @sarashutter
    @sarashutter Před 3 lety +3383

    "They went for dinner the next night."
    "The relationship lasted 3 days."
    Should have picked Jason.

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu Před 3 lety +102

      @dumbass piss boy he's a cool serial killer that kills pedos, should have chosen jason

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara Před 3 lety +15

      I liked Jason

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 Před 3 lety +33

      This never would have happened with my main Jason

    • @RocShabazz
      @RocShabazz Před 3 lety +48

      Thank God she didn’t, Jason deserved better and so did Jack.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone Před 3 lety +14

      Yeah.... Im such a nice guy

  • @pagerrrr09
    @pagerrrr09 Před 2 lety +5

    kurtis is like my "comfort show". i will be so sad one day when he stops doing youtube videos. anyways, im home sick today from work and even though i felt miserable, kurtis was making me crack up laughing until i felt better and fell back asleep. comedian and nurse all in one, give the man a hand.

  • @aitana041
    @aitana041 Před 2 lety +3

    THE PHOTO OF YOUNG KURTIS...IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING-

  • @madelynbright8524
    @madelynbright8524 Před 3 lety +934

    20 years later Pete is at a bar. He’s drinking alone. He’s been there for most of the night, unsure what tomorrow brings. Pete’s boss has just fired him because the drinking got bad again. What will he do now? It’s been 20 years, and the last time he has someone to rely on was the first day of the show. He thinks back to that time often. Suddenly, a voice approach’s from behind, “Is this seat taken?” Pete doesn’t even turn around before answering, “No, go ahead.” The voice takes their seat. After a couple hours of cracking up and buying each other drinks, Pete confesses, “This is the best night i’ve had in 20 years” It was true. Pete hadn’t been happy since the show. “Really?” the voice sympathies, “Me too honestly. It’s kind of silly, but once I was on a show” the voice cuts off. Pete suddenly looks up from his glass. Could it be? He slowly looks over, and surly enough it’s true. The locksmith sits there wide eyed. “Hi Pete. I’ve missed you.” The lock eyes and begin passionately kissing. “Let’s get out of here” The rest is history.

  • @snoofkinsaysgayrights235
    @snoofkinsaysgayrights235 Před 3 lety +4920

    i think steph was genuinely really uncomfortable when they started making the fart jokes cause everyone started looking at her croch, including the camera and everything and she was very openly against it. i’m extremely immature and laugh at fart jokes 24/7 but that scene rubbed me the wrong way so much, that’s all haha i just wanted to share my thoughts and see if anyone else agrees? 💕
    edit: thank you all for the likes and replies i read! i really hope kurtis can see this and hopefully rethink what he said.
    edit 2: i saw that kurtis apologized on his podcast! if he happens to read this, thank you kurt boy it means a lot

    • @zmbiey
      @zmbiey Před 3 lety +517

      yea, it wasn't even a fart, it was a queef which is something she couldn't even help at all and super embarrassing

    • @wyrm1899
      @wyrm1899 Před 3 lety +858

      having 4 guys looking down at your crotch and laughing would honestly be a nightmare

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 Před 3 lety +438

      @@zmbiey Might not even have been. Sometimes air just gets trapped in or around your folds and stuff.

    • @zmbiey
      @zmbiey Před 3 lety +257

      Daddy Jungkook thats also a possibility , either way super shitty of them /:

    • @tttttt-pk5jq
      @tttttt-pk5jq Před 3 lety +179

      Yeah that's just uncomfortable

  • @s.z.6640
    @s.z.6640 Před rokem +4

    I’m a Steph. I showed this to my fiancé. Now “All Stephs fart” is his text alert sound. 😂😂😂💀

  • @animepiglover
    @animepiglover Před 2 lety +3

    Fell asleep to a different Kurtis conner video and autoplaying to this one, made for some weird nap dreams 😅

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus Před 3 lety +8403

    the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před 3 lety +159

      At least that had more chemistry

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs Před 3 lety +61

      We not goin' to talk about Death Note though- LIKE DFGDGFD

    • @thaarealmoni1003
      @thaarealmoni1003 Před 3 lety +20

      you have good taste in youtubers I see .

    • @finnmurphyfilms
      @finnmurphyfilms Před 3 lety +13

      Holy shit tomatoanus watches Kurtis Conner

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs Před 3 lety +9

      @@finnmurphyfilms I actually have no idea who this man is.

  • @corelei
    @corelei Před 3 lety +10373

    if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Před rokem +53

    I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man.
    Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts.
    You know I always wanted to make a CZcams channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺

    • @ItsLeah43
      @ItsLeah43 Před rokem +1

      Das me, I read it :)
      And yeah, I am certain in shows like this they go out of the way to make things incompatible and spark drama and/or weird discomfort. It's kinda fucked up, imo

    • @sazbear3913
      @sazbear3913 Před rokem +2

      I read it too, and yeh for sure it was just an outlet for society to have a laugh at the expense of these poor people tryna find love 😂 hopefully we've grown from there... although Love Island is still going so who knows

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF Před 8 měsíci +2

      Start that channellll. Even if it gets little viewership, having an outlet for your opinions can be quite refreshing to have when you want to get a lot of long-winded or niche thoughts out

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I feel like the people on are the worst people because it’s scripted and they are all just normal guys. Like most reality shows have drama put in by the producers

  • @legatoblues13
    @legatoblues13 Před 2 lety +16

    This is so goddamn hilarious. Thank you for making this. You're one of very few creators that actually make me laugh out loud.

  • @sixsoda1890
    @sixsoda1890 Před 3 lety +1185

    Jason gave them space during her and Alan’s date while Alan picked up half the chain to be closer to them during her and Jason’s date

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 Před 3 lety +126

      And steph apparently thought that was sweet 💀

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 Před 3 lety +40

      @@ayejay_374 She's literally the Stacy meme personified.

    • @selenak4554
      @selenak4554 Před 3 lety +41

      And she literally said that allen can't deal with lack of attention but still chose him??

    • @happyxdragon1215
      @happyxdragon1215 Před 3 lety +7

      @@selenak4554 good thing it lasted for 3 days

  • @Eldelastrufas
    @Eldelastrufas Před 3 lety +32317

    Kurtis looking more and more like he could be interviewed in the Tiger King documentary

  • @staceythurman6157
    @staceythurman6157 Před 2 lety +2

    Curtis you are honestly one of the best youtubers on the platform, I appreciate everything you do and say

  • @Sleeepy_eyes
    @Sleeepy_eyes Před 11 měsíci +4

    I’ve never actually watched this video with my eyes, every time I’m working on a big art project I turn this video on and listen to it and just imagine what it looks like and I want to keep it that way

  • @luluxid1358
    @luluxid1358 Před 3 lety +6068

    I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

  • @foxgibson-dunlop8996
    @foxgibson-dunlop8996 Před 3 lety +3829

    did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake-

  • @emilylerman9028
    @emilylerman9028 Před 2 lety +2

    a youtube video hasn’t made me audibly laugh in a long time... you are hilarious!!!! I also love how you integrated the content of the video into the sponsorship. hilarious dude. love your vids!!!

  • @rudolqh
    @rudolqh Před rokem +6

    16:08 Missed opportunity to say "that's jacked up"

  • @killerch33z
    @killerch33z Před 3 lety +5942

    “The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD

  • @EDEN-bs7qi
    @EDEN-bs7qi Před 3 lety +2194

    NOT KURTIS SHADING HIS EPISODE ON 'BESTIE-PICKS-BAE' AND THAT IT'S FAKE YIKES

    • @rishitasharma2106
      @rishitasharma2106 Před 3 lety +72

      IK OMG IM DONE

    • @beanverse69
      @beanverse69 Před 3 lety +45

      ahahahah yes that was so fucking funny

    • @xNikitaValconix
      @xNikitaValconix Před 3 lety +7

      i don't get it? lol

    • @sophiaflores5308
      @sophiaflores5308 Před 3 lety +107

      @@xNikitaValconix Kurtis and his best frien Dean were on a dating show where Kurtis picked Dean's "bae". And kurtis inserted a clip of that show when talking about the fact that dating shows are fake.

    • @zieba6245
      @zieba6245 Před 3 lety +116

      @@sophiaflores5308 I see it more like the example that relationships from datnig show don’t last - there was kind of drama between Dean and girl that was picked

  • @THICCTHICCTHICC
    @THICCTHICCTHICC Před 2 lety +4

    For a brief moment when he's carrying the umbrella - I thought the locksmith was actually carrying a shotgun

  • @b1rdsh0t80
    @b1rdsh0t80 Před 2 lety +1

    Christmas with a ‘K’ unironically sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie

  • @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
    @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 Před 3 lety +1676

    “jason’s ratings you gave me a f o u r for looks😐”
    “that’s out of ten!😃”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +81

      7:58 LMAOOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT 💀

    • @ray9047
      @ray9047 Před 11 měsíci +39

      if she's a 4/10 I'm in the negatives

    • @lasto6525
      @lasto6525 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@ray9047ONG
      I'm at LEAST a -100/1

    • @jingle1833
      @jingle1833 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@ray9047ikr she is literally so pretty

  • @soop5467
    @soop5467 Před 3 lety +9126

    So funny story:
    We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*

    • @mancillamarie
      @mancillamarie Před 3 lety +233

      lmaooo i dont blame you. i would’ve done the same thing tbh

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere Před 3 lety +407

      *”So let it be written, so let it be done”*

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před 3 lety +42

      That Joinen pic ahaha

    • @soop5467
      @soop5467 Před 3 lety +21

      @@_Kuma_ you like it? :>

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před 3 lety +18

      @@soop5467 yesss, fabulous

  • @DeadricDeadggory
    @DeadricDeadggory Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love the running joke of Pete being drunk af

  • @sophiathekitty
    @sophiathekitty Před 2 lety +2

    Dating shows feed into my heterophoria...

  • @precimzo2574
    @precimzo2574 Před 3 lety +3928

    When I see the locksmith at my wedding ...
    👁👄👁