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  • čas přidán 6. 05. 2024
  • Follow these or i will dance...
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  • @rockyracoon7181
    @rockyracoon7181 Před 28 dny +13672

    “I’ll suck it for sure” bro ain’t no way Ortiz just said that shit💀

    • @dionhallows5847
      @dionhallows5847 Před 27 dny +133

      Gotta say I with him on that for sure

    • @stevenhoggard4510
      @stevenhoggard4510 Před 27 dny +83

      sounds a little sus to me

    • @mongeeseuprise
      @mongeeseuprise Před 27 dny +55

      You must be new.

    • @megadumduck4539
      @megadumduck4539 Před 27 dny +69

      When he said “I’m caving” I knew some outta pocket shit was coming 😂

    • @lewis1011.
      @lewis1011. Před 27 dny +7

      Is the reason I jus subscribed😂these the jokes I wanna see

  • @brisonbrazil4888
    @brisonbrazil4888 Před 29 dny +8124

    She went for food not phone, she a keeper.

    • @luckyhippy4898
      @luckyhippy4898 Před 28 dny +106

      Nah imagine where her hand would've been if it was there. She was gonna snatch the phone

    • @MrMeh121
      @MrMeh121 Před 28 dny +27

      ​@luckyhippy4898 did you notice the phone move away from her?

    • @luckyhippy4898
      @luckyhippy4898 Před 28 dny +13

      @@MrMeh121 eh, I didn't put that much effort into it. Just thought it was funny 😂

    • @Player_Zeesh
      @Player_Zeesh Před 28 dny +16

      She couldn’t reach the phone

    • @ReflexBeats
      @ReflexBeats Před 28 dny

      @@MrMeh121huh? U dumb?

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Před 24 dny +79

    You know she's a keeper when she without words said, "Take my phone but this burger is MINE."

  • @bodieb.1239
    @bodieb.1239 Před 24 dny +201

    She is adorable. Love her attitude. What a doll. Yes a keeper.

    • @wolvie1973
      @wolvie1973 Před 22 dny +4

      As long as you don't try to steal her food.

  • @rion7088
    @rion7088 Před 29 dny +7000

    That was Low key adorable.
    Yes, I know I used Low key wrong, and I refuse to change it.

    • @randyjam9925
      @randyjam9925 Před 28 dny +27

      Y’all don’t know what lowkey means 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @juicypogs3258
      @juicypogs3258 Před 27 dny +11

      @@randyjam9925 what does it mean than?

    • @jasonsandoval3823
      @jasonsandoval3823 Před 27 dny

      New kink unlock...

    • @rockboicloudy
      @rockboicloudy Před 27 dny +52

      @@randyjam9925bro he used it right. wym 😂😂

    • @No7500
      @No7500 Před 27 dny

      Quiet thete I see? Puss​@@randyjam9925

  • @ThorOdinson1269
    @ThorOdinson1269 Před 26 dny +558

    Her eyes: "That's mine."
    Her hand: *Shoo shoo*

  • @FaoWolf
    @FaoWolf Před 24 dny +4

    The slow burger pull away while staring into ur soul 😂❤

  • @Gallon
    @Gallon Před 24 dny +18

    "I'm caving I'll suck it for sure" Bro is becoming more Navy every day. XD

  • @sobakasuch.747
    @sobakasuch.747 Před 25 dny +356

    She single handedly managed to keep her food👏

  • @krggamer
    @krggamer Před 27 dny +1477

    "I'll suck it for sure."
    "We're not so different you and I."

  • @metaltwister2536
    @metaltwister2536 Před 24 dny +81

    What she lacks in hands she makes up in confidence!❤

    • @meejmuas8686
      @meejmuas8686 Před 22 dny +4

      You've got to hand it to her, she was fearless

  • @davidmason90
    @davidmason90 Před 24 dny +9

    I love it she knows what’s important. You go girl.

  • @V-L0CK
    @V-L0CK Před 26 dny +896

    That “ *SHE AINT GOT NO HAND* ” is perfect, and that crisp 👌

  • @burtongirl
    @burtongirl Před 25 dny +1554

    The hand gesture with no hand is top notch. We all know she means business!

  • @KingJamie2229
    @KingJamie2229 Před 24 dny +7

    😂😂 I love that, she don't care Nothing about that or let it hold her back from showing her real real beauty!❤

  • @pandacocoapuff
    @pandacocoapuff Před 23 dny +2

    Her little face is so adorable with her nubbie! i love when ppl can find some humor in their shortcomings/disabilities/etc. makes life a little more enjoyable even if its not easy

  • @MADxHAWK
    @MADxHAWK Před 25 dny +691

    Best girl ever "you can have my phone but dont touch my food"
    Dude marry her

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 Před 24 dny +4

      It's an old joke by now. But it was pretty cool to see it hands free.

    • @tuukkatuukka
      @tuukkatuukka Před 24 dny +7

      No doubt that she is a keeper!!

    • @ecoliesrein790
      @ecoliesrein790 Před 23 dny

      And then feed her to keep her happy. Just trike the cows😂😂😂😂

    • @ben-gf4ek
      @ben-gf4ek Před 20 dny

      somebody already took her hand in marriage though

  • @RedStag-qf3in
    @RedStag-qf3in Před 27 dny +674

    She is adorable and straight up a keeper. Protect the food at all cost!

    • @ormanche
      @ormanche Před 25 dny

      it's Ana de Armas fotoshoped

    • @mohamedmadnia1907
      @mohamedmadnia1907 Před 25 dny +1

      If I was the other person I would say " so you did not learn from the last time you did that to me...talk to the hand...oh you can't can you" it's a joke please don't rip me a new one.

    • @mohammadshamsuddin9978
      @mohammadshamsuddin9978 Před 24 dny

      Be her protector..

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před 23 dny +4

    Navy: "Honey I gots a request.."

  • @anather7073
    @anather7073 Před 24 dny +2

    Bro spoke my mind 💀

  • @Brentcrowell17
    @Brentcrowell17 Před 27 dny +1026

    I love the shew away gesture she did that was funny asf 😂😂

  • @Its-Frosty
    @Its-Frosty Před 27 dny +307

    She motioned you: "keep the phone, but stay away from my food buster 🤺"

  • @timothyrobbins6617
    @timothyrobbins6617 Před 24 dny +2

    She definitely had siblings. Going for the food is definitely sibling behavior

  • @andrewmacias647
    @andrewmacias647 Před 24 dny +2

    Bro she’s fine yo and the fact she went for the burger and said “fuck that phone”

  • @ChorizoteMan
    @ChorizoteMan Před 27 dny +128

    For some random reason nobody cares that she aint got one hand 😂 love it

    • @SoaringDragon716
      @SoaringDragon716 Před 25 dny +16

      Look at her she's fucking adorable

    • @MyPrez4545
      @MyPrez4545 Před 24 dny +8

      Well she is gorgeous lol

    • @Spartan-sw7vm
      @Spartan-sw7vm Před 24 dny

      Yea I don’t care either as long as they have a good heart and are pretty like her I’m good

    • @brianargo4595
      @brianargo4595 Před 24 dny

      But she DOES have one hand. What she ain't got is two hands

    • @johnnycash4161
      @johnnycash4161 Před 24 dny

      ​@@Spartan-sw7vm
      I mean looks aren't everything. I mean they don't hurt. But they're not everything.

  • @yamahadave35
    @yamahadave35 Před 28 dny +780

    it was that slight slow pull towards her that got me. 😂😂😂

  • @jariddimick6169
    @jariddimick6169 Před 23 dny +1

    Unwrapping the second burger so that it's ready before you even finish the first burger is crazy.

  • @ShannonDoesVr
    @ShannonDoesVr Před 13 dny +1

    A wise man once said... "ShE aInT gOt No HaNd?!"

  • @Zapzo_is_him
    @Zapzo_is_him Před měsícem +349

    Air swat is crazy🤣

  • @josephharbin8661
    @josephharbin8661 Před 27 dny +348

    Even missing a hand she's a perfect 10

  • @kjeldar01
    @kjeldar01 Před 23 dny +1

    The hand gesture 💀

  • @RahMat-yc2yv
    @RahMat-yc2yv Před 6 dny +1

    It's crazily beautiful how much introverts can open up once they've the right people with them😲😜💞

  • @jasonlane1528
    @jasonlane1528 Před 28 dny +151

    The shoo-away was amazing.

  • @josiahalley1584
    @josiahalley1584 Před 27 dny +138

    The way he said "she ain't got no hand" killed me

    • @kirkbarnett1231
      @kirkbarnett1231 Před 26 dny +5

      But lieutenant dan you ain't got no legs type shi type shi lol

    • @SquishFish404
      @SquishFish404 Před 25 dny +1

      I woke up my cat from laughing so hard at this part

  • @SunnyTheChristianGuy
    @SunnyTheChristianGuy Před 23 dny +1

    “I’ll suck it for sure” Yep, definitely a marine we got here💀

  • @Germany100
    @Germany100 Před 18 dny

    “She ain’t got no hand”
    I laughed uncontrollably at that 😂😂

  • @gambitcharge3445
    @gambitcharge3445 Před 25 dny +99

    Bro so stupid......." She ain't got no hand" has me cracking up!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akiraic
      @akiraic Před 23 dny

      let's agree tho, everything the hand is missing went to her front commission

  • @woodystreeservicePNW
    @woodystreeservicePNW Před 28 dny +94

    How many times did you watch this?
    Yes.

  • @vincentsotelo3421
    @vincentsotelo3421 Před 14 dny

    This dude always so outta pocket and I don’t expect it everytime 😂

  • @lianryu
    @lianryu Před 19 dny

    She was hilarious! She's like "take the phone, but touch my burger and I won't be the only one missing a hand!"😂

  • @shanecharles4589
    @shanecharles4589 Před 28 dny +51

    Aubrey Plazas 1 handed daughter

  • @TooOld2BeCold
    @TooOld2BeCold Před 25 dny +29

    The way you said that all I could think was "But you ain't got no legs Leuitenant Dan" 😂😂

  • @UrbanTiger74
    @UrbanTiger74 Před 2 dny

    Her shoo stump had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @ElverGalarga-rz4cu
    @ElverGalarga-rz4cu Před 20 dny

    "I'm caving, I'll suck it for sure" had me gasping for air I was laughing so hard.🤣💀💀

  • @HeroAbonita
    @HeroAbonita Před měsícem +147

    she is protecting the burger not the phone 😂😢( edit) thanks for the 147 likes

  • @di22ydanderson56
    @di22ydanderson56 Před 28 dny +42

    He said I’m cavin’

    • @flipsyde336
      @flipsyde336 Před 28 dny +2

      omg I lost it when he said "Im cavin 'Ill suck it for sure!"

  • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
    @VivekYadav-ds8oz Před 23 dny +1

    She's got a handsfree phone.

  • @coltonbird678
    @coltonbird678 Před 24 dny

    That little wiggle is most definitely her giving him the bird.

  • @kathryncook7193
    @kathryncook7193 Před 29 dny +43

    Shes got mii character arm

    • @DadBot-_-
      @DadBot-_- Před 27 dny +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arthurcainii
      @arthurcainii Před 26 dny +2

      That's so wrong. I fucking cackled though 😅

  • @nickcanney2386
    @nickcanney2386 Před 26 dny +23

    She's adorable and beautiful!

  • @melindadysart1821
    @melindadysart1821 Před 21 dnem

    “She ain’t got no hand” in effing rolling 😂💀💀

  • @stroys7061
    @stroys7061 Před 2 dny

    The look in her eyes left no doubt who was gonna eat that burger!

  • @BasicWorldbuilder
    @BasicWorldbuilder Před 24 dny +12

    It's 2024 man. You don't got to make the coming out process so complicated 😂

  • @garrettbrown1130
    @garrettbrown1130 Před 27 dny +9

    She’s a keeper!

  • @jonathandinh4657
    @jonathandinh4657 Před 23 dny

    The way Niko says "she aint got no hand" sounds like when my kid notices something about someone and points it out loudly. Lol

  • @hopetothemax2561
    @hopetothemax2561 Před 23 dny

    OMG SHES SO ADORABLEE! AND HER LITTLE ARM!😭😭❤️❤️

  • @krawldaddy100
    @krawldaddy100 Před 27 dny +33

    The way she flicked her hand like that was adorable. Now, if she has a sister I'm single. LOL 😉😜😏

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog Před 26 dny

      Bro stop. Omg. This is why dude's aren't allowed to flirt anymore you fucking creep

  • @jeffreywalker7980
    @jeffreywalker7980 Před 26 dny +4

    She’s adorable!!!

  • @Sevvolf
    @Sevvolf Před 23 dny

    "She ain't got no hand." Like a kid just saying whatever pops into your head with no filter. 😂

  • @Catdaddymurph
    @Catdaddymurph Před 23 dny

    She guarded that burger like no tomorrow lol.

  • @bustercellillidari5325
    @bustercellillidari5325 Před 27 dny +13

    You got to hand it to her, props to her for protecting the food.

  • @FrankBishop-jx1zd
    @FrankBishop-jx1zd Před 25 dny +49

    She really said keep your hands to yourself despite needing one herself she’s a keeper

  • @jowilliams3144
    @jowilliams3144 Před 24 dny

    Gives me the butter from scary movie vibe when he say she ain't got no hand 😅😂

  • @dmoore8595
    @dmoore8595 Před 24 dny

    She's not playing about her food.😂

  • @MeechyDarko1223
    @MeechyDarko1223 Před 27 dny +7

    “I’ll suck it forsure”
    No one asked bro😭😂😂😂

  • @hike82_jr
    @hike82_jr Před 25 dny +3

    The way she put it down was funny as hell and cute at the same time 😂😂

  • @BrockTemple87
    @BrockTemple87 Před 21 dnem

    That "she aint got no hand" got me ded

  • @user-gv5cy8vc5y
    @user-gv5cy8vc5y Před dnem

    Loved the "shoo" motion lol

  • @donttalkjustplay4274
    @donttalkjustplay4274 Před 25 dny +5

    She did the same thing to an alligator. She may have lost a hand but the alligator lost three chicky nuggies 😂

  • @snakesinhatsaremyreasontol6010

    The “she ain’t got no hand” was so unexpected and it fuckin killed me

  • @olufisayoobadeyi8426
    @olufisayoobadeyi8426 Před 24 dny +1

    "I'm caving, I'll suck it for sure"
    "that's disgusting" in nonexistent sign language

  • @d.j.langehennig6330
    @d.j.langehennig6330 Před 16 dny

    One burger in hand AND defending 2nd burger on table: Boss move.

  • @abhayrajpoot2852
    @abhayrajpoot2852 Před 26 dny +3

    She is adorable bro

  • @moonrooster7160
    @moonrooster7160 Před 27 dny +5

    Her ghost hand def did a brush away type move

  • @SuspectedMuch
    @SuspectedMuch Před 24 dny

    The way she waves her hand is always funny

  • @TheLukeblack83
    @TheLukeblack83 Před 24 dny

    The way she tossing that arm, you know that hand would have mafe many men happy

  • @georgestweeter
    @georgestweeter Před 27 dny +4

    She doesn't fist, she wrists.

  • @vivianmccarter1414
    @vivianmccarter1414 Před měsícem +7

    ❤ nikkos laugh,.just the way his speaks and his reactions 😆 I didn't even need to see what he talking about

  • @zedddddful
    @zedddddful Před 22 dny

    Ngl thats adorable she definitely a keeper.

  • @danielemarrocu2717
    @danielemarrocu2717 Před 23 dny

    what got me is not the missing hand , is that she put her harm on the bun and slowly began to drag to her, too hilarious

  • @hyvedubz
    @hyvedubz Před 27 dny +3

    'Im caving" "I would for sure"

  • @terricohn6703
    @terricohn6703 Před 26 dny +4

    The 'shoo' motion had me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @martishlaishram1837
    @martishlaishram1837 Před 24 dny

    My love for her is strong but I cant help laughing with the way she let him get away from her food

  • @StevenTurner-iy2dw
    @StevenTurner-iy2dw Před 24 dny

    She definitely protecting that sandwich. Lol

  • @Person4_0_4
    @Person4_0_4 Před měsícem +9

    When is your next colab with narrator?

  • @AviaryAviles159
    @AviaryAviles159 Před 27 dny +3

    Bro, Ill 3D print her a new apparatus everyday 😉

  • @stevenmullins9185
    @stevenmullins9185 Před 24 dny

    The look on her face was the best part

  • @LivestockTrucker
    @LivestockTrucker Před 2 hodinami

    She did the wrist flick with no wrist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be Před měsícem +6

    The no hand shoe was hilarious. Also, she don’t need no man We know where she’s putting that.😂

  • @monkeylord1518
    @monkeylord1518 Před 24 dny

    Omg I just screamed at Nikko knowing damn well he can't her me 😂

  • @Straviinsky
    @Straviinsky Před 24 dny

    The way she opened her eyes

  • @Lukas-_-qqo
    @Lukas-_-qqo Před měsícem +3

    That’s crazzyyyyyy

  • @orisu1
    @orisu1 Před 28 dny +3

    Bro folded under no pressure 😂

  • @shawng7902
    @shawng7902 Před 24 dny

    It took me watching a few times to figure out the gesture. Makes it even better

  • @MGa1nz
    @MGa1nz Před měsícem +4

    Just the nub

  • @Person4_0_4
    @Person4_0_4 Před měsícem +4

    SUCK?????

  • @youngjojo3052
    @youngjojo3052 Před 24 dny

    The train to hell leaves at 8:00 make sure you have your snacks and phone chargers. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thequeenofallbts_stans

    “SHE AINT GOT NO HAND 😧💅”🤣😂

  • @Daniel_Roach
    @Daniel_Roach Před měsícem +3

    Im just tryna figure out how she painted her fuckin nails.

  • @keondrabailey8392
    @keondrabailey8392 Před 24 dny +1

    That's me when stop you taking food