"Episode" Is The Weirdest Mobile Game Of All Time

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    FOLKS! This is one of my most requested videos for some reason, so I decided to finally sit down and play the mobile game "Episode". My expectations were very low...but holy smokes, this game is terrible. So I hope you guys enjoy my misery as I play the weirdest mobile game of all time!
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  • @josuke4048
    @josuke4048 Před 4 lety +5701

    Episodes options be like:
    **your crush has asked you out**
    -throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free}
    -say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}

    • @sweetyfri
      @sweetyfri Před 4 lety +148

      Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 Před 4 lety +12

      fr tho

    • @C.C.353
      @C.C.353 Před 4 lety +177

      And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick

    • @Nikola-wy6yf
      @Nikola-wy6yf Před 4 lety +46

      Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices

    • @faparis
      @faparis Před 4 lety +6

      It felt great to be your 1k like 😭

  • @jazminornelas7615
    @jazminornelas7615 Před 4 lety +5461

    the real title of this video should've been: "I MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER😲😲 AND GOT DETENTION?!?!?"

    • @ari-wn4rq
      @ari-wn4rq Před 4 lety +177

      +18 😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @christinarivas4510
      @christinarivas4510 Před 4 lety +79

      Watch till the end 😱

    • @Moosechestoose
      @Moosechestoose Před 4 lety +14

      Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment

    • @clara-md3qp
      @clara-md3qp Před 4 lety +13

      AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨

    • @hunnibee4478
      @hunnibee4478 Před 4 lety +8

      Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂

  • @dulapeep2729
    @dulapeep2729 Před 2 lety +16318

    Episode:
    You’re at your grandmas funeral
    *Send condolences (100 diamonds)*
    *Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 Před 2 lety +288

      THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS

    • @Kevindoesedits
      @Kevindoesedits Před 2 lety +881

      @@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma
      /j
      Yeah I’m still going to hell

    • @jesuschrysler8467
      @jesuschrysler8467 Před 2 lety +334

      @@Kevindoesedits LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️

    • @mlle7321
      @mlle7321 Před 2 lety +413

      Why is the superior option free?

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic Před 2 lety +72

      @@mlle7321 uhhh

  • @peggyschuyler3330
    @peggyschuyler3330 Před 3 lety +2733

    I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel

  • @orlys8963
    @orlys8963 Před 4 lety +7363

    literally kurtis: this is a dumb game
    Kurtis spending 27 dollars on diamonds because he wants to go out on a date with spencer

  • @krystalb661
    @krystalb661 Před 4 lety +5059

    Episode is like:
    Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you......
    A. Agree to be her bridesmaid
    B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.

    • @user-uz7tl1ns5g
      @user-uz7tl1ns5g Před 4 lety +620

      literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Před 4 lety +210

      The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like:
      1. pull her down to kiss her
      2. cut her fucking legs off

    • @ayahernandez8434
      @ayahernandez8434 Před 4 lety +117

      option A: 19 gems
      option B: FREE

    • @carltonbanks2351
      @carltonbanks2351 Před 4 lety +50

      And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens

    • @skyandclouds5625
      @skyandclouds5625 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfaooo

  • @peachpunk6939
    @peachpunk6939 Před 3 lety +13044

    “Kurtisssss is a very polite woman”
    Guess you could say she’s...
    Kurtioussss

  • @lylalala
    @lylalala Před 2 lety +1407

    no one:
    episode:
    Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!”
    best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress”
    wear dress: 50 diamonds
    don’t: free
    Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.”
    bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way”
    like HUH

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 Před 2 lety +128

      OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS
      (also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans Před rokem +7

      @@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 Před 2 měsíci +5

      That's SO accurate, or it's something like
      Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!"
      Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!"
      Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds
      Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free
      Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!"
      Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits"
      and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit

  • @princessulku
    @princessulku Před 4 lety +5716

    BRUH HE SPENT 20 DIAMONDS TO KISS CODY AND THE STORY FORCED HIM BACK TO LEAH ANYWAYS LMFAOOOO

    • @maybutnotaunt
      @maybutnotaunt Před 4 lety +368

      Princess Ülkü gay rights

    • @LivPC
      @LivPC Před 4 lety +296

      The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices

    • @literallystfu9812
      @literallystfu9812 Před 4 lety +25

      you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious

    • @thatsoamine
      @thatsoamine Před 4 lety

      naber lan

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 Před 4 lety +71

      literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they?
      They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.

  • @redacted5078
    @redacted5078 Před 4 lety +11494

    _"Your crush is approaching you. What do you do?_
    -Say Hi (40 gems and a kidney)
    -mass murder (free)

    • @stupidsanbii
      @stupidsanbii Před 4 lety +484

      Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger Před 4 lety +216

      You can say hi if you commit mass murder first

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 Před 4 lety +184

      How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!

    • @AmandaNavarro
      @AmandaNavarro Před 4 lety +64

      Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭

    • @nyeommyeom
      @nyeommyeom Před 4 lety +36

      I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 Před 3 lety +313

    Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do?
    -keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds)
    -beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)

  • @llamapillarquackquack3899
    @llamapillarquackquack3899 Před 3 lety +1586

    I just read an entire Wattpad story only to realise that this “episode” was based off of it
    I’m literally so dumb

    • @cherryblossoms6605
      @cherryblossoms6605 Před 3 lety +100

      OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!

    • @oonooooooooo
      @oonooooooooo Před 3 lety +101

      did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson

    • @sk3l3tonnstar
      @sk3l3tonnstar Před 3 lety +144

      i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad-
      They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic Před 2 lety +13

      i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 Před 2 lety +2

      @@oonooooooooo not that I remember

  • @screameureka7029
    @screameureka7029 Před 4 lety +4033

    episode be like:
    it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear?
    cute casual skirt! (40 gems)
    bold dress! (40 gems)
    fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)

    • @karman1377
      @karman1377 Před 4 lety +71

      Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo

    • @Calvin.K.Langat
      @Calvin.K.Langat Před 4 lety +46

      Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 Před 4 lety +197

      *BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 Před 4 lety +25

      Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate

    • @Judessin
      @Judessin Před 4 lety +13

      Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.

  • @clementinesinclair13
    @clementinesinclair13 Před 4 lety +3546

    "what are you gonna wear to your prom?"
    -Pretty dress that will get your crushes attention (50 gems + body part)
    -Trash bag (Free!)

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +206

      Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.

    • @pavement8280
      @pavement8280 Před 3 lety +71

      This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress

    • @mirrorj3002
      @mirrorj3002 Před 3 lety +11

      Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that

    • @emi-eg9bu
      @emi-eg9bu Před 3 lety +4

      @@pavement8280 yeah i know that one

    • @hannahmarassa5163
      @hannahmarassa5163 Před 3 lety +4

      @@pavement8280 haha I played that one

  • @ViVimybeloved
    @ViVimybeloved Před rokem +309

    "Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you."
    Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds)
    Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)

    • @kitsunegirl9996
      @kitsunegirl9996 Před rokem +15

      Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much

    • @tamiwatchesstuff
      @tamiwatchesstuff Před rokem +9

      I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣

    • @theobservantsome9095
      @theobservantsome9095 Před rokem +2

      @@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work

    • @loca2035
      @loca2035 Před 6 měsíci

      i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭

  • @xuiiya2109
    @xuiiya2109 Před 2 lety +361

    Episode:
    “You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?”
    *Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)*
    *Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*

  • @janeygray8911
    @janeygray8911 Před 4 lety +15853

    it's killing me that homegirl LITERALLY TOOK OFF HER SHIRT when kurtissssss had bags full of outfits for some reason

    • @angelique4213
      @angelique4213 Před 4 lety +84

      Ally Gray omg me toooo

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 Před 4 lety +448

      i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!

    • @sallajalkanen9240
      @sallajalkanen9240 Před 4 lety +28

      im losing my mind😭😭😭😭

    • @actually_wirt
      @actually_wirt Před 4 lety +51

      Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses

    • @angelic-haven
      @angelic-haven Před 4 lety +19

      Ally Gray ALL THE S’S

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 Před 4 lety +7389

    *naked because I had stains on all my clothes*
    Oh man i got pizza sauce on my face
    *peels off skin*

    • @UwU-yd4vc
      @UwU-yd4vc Před 4 lety +134

      *I'm ded*
      I don't even know why

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 Před 4 lety +222

      @Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin

    • @tinychild7371
      @tinychild7371 Před 4 lety +53

      i actually laughed congrats man

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 Před 3 lety +15

      lol this is great

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara Před 3 lety +30

      why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL

  • @vinx3078
    @vinx3078 Před 3 lety +144

    This teacher straight up asked for fanfic of his students

  • @SubXiV
    @SubXiV Před 3 lety +335

    The funny thing is that the user made stories are actually fun to read

  • @fitzgreen
    @fitzgreen Před 4 lety +3400

    nobody:
    episode:
    -breathe (20 diamonds)
    -die (FREE!)

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam Před 4 lety +79

      Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana Před 4 lety +61

      Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money

    • @dinaaulia5207
      @dinaaulia5207 Před 4 lety +6

      Just what I wanted!

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Před 4 lety +36

      bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds.
      (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)

    • @tfracks
      @tfracks Před 4 lety +1

      At least is accurate

  • @neveahwildheartismypenname4090

    Ok but imagine stabbing someone and then saying “reds totally your color”

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... Před 4 lety +312

      "What blood type are you???"
      ...
      "red"

    • @godfathababy
      @godfathababy Před 4 lety +37

      lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-

    • @alexandraa.9986
      @alexandraa.9986 Před 4 lety +20

      It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 Před 4 lety +6

      becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 Před 4 lety +1

      Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes Před 2 lety +67

    Okay but as a WLW, I can confirm other WLW and me are startled whenever we see each other.

  • @Xoxo_gaming5000
    @Xoxo_gaming5000 Před 3 lety +154

    Leah: **spills drink on kurtisssssssss**
    Also Leah: you totally ruined my shirt!

  • @ryleetoth8442
    @ryleetoth8442 Před 4 lety +13901

    episode: your crush said hi to you at school!
    say hi back: 20 diamonds
    literally shit on the floor in front of everyone and ur crush: free

    • @torimonet8402
      @torimonet8402 Před 3 lety +1025

      LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 Před 3 lety +533

      At this point I only play official stories for gems

    • @prash5203
      @prash5203 Před 3 lety +256

      LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist Před 3 lety +241

      You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.

    • @piya5891
      @piya5891 Před 3 lety +273

      @@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.

  • @sinfullycirce
    @sinfullycirce Před 4 lety +2170

    Episode-
    “You just had a baby! Will you...”
    1- Love and care for it (30 Diamonds)
    2- Set it on fire and crap yourself

    • @darcey6392
      @darcey6392 Před 4 lety +109

      Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀

    • @jerrygeorge4478
      @jerrygeorge4478 Před 4 lety +30

      (free)

    • @kitneyspears
      @kitneyspears Před 4 lety +21

      “the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”

    • @somesunnyday9011
      @somesunnyday9011 Před 4 lety +2

      EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds

    • @rainbcwdream
      @rainbcwdream Před 4 lety +9

      3- Eat the baby

  • @PhenylSSBU
    @PhenylSSBU Před 3 lety +213

    POV: You are watching the first episode to catch up for the final episode he just released

  • @LordPOTatoo
    @LordPOTatoo Před 3 lety +98

    "Dude my car won't start."
    *sigh*
    *beats the hell out of car*

  • @amadotcom5788
    @amadotcom5788 Před 4 lety +2299

    Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’

    • @vonpetty673
      @vonpetty673 Před 4 lety +31

      axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀

    • @polarwantstosleep2170
      @polarwantstosleep2170 Před 4 lety +181

      Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day

    • @jaimehernandez8333
      @jaimehernandez8333 Před 4 lety +3

      Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja

    • @KelleeNotKelly
      @KelleeNotKelly Před 4 lety +69

      I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX Před 4 lety +10

      it is, she aint like any other giRls

  • @reinism7891
    @reinism7891 Před 4 lety +8023

    imagine staying on the hotel room next to his and all u heard is "I DIDN'T MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON FOR NOTHING"

  • @zinniekay3958
    @zinniekay3958 Před 3 lety +78

    8:07 if she had those clothes why couldn’t just give the extra top to Leah???

  • @sophia.aquino.
    @sophia.aquino. Před 3 lety +44

    (at 12:43) i didn't realize that this level of discomfort that i am experiencing right now was humanly possible

  • @michelle-ic5ws
    @michelle-ic5ws Před 4 lety +3930

    You: sitting in your hotel room peacefully minding your own business
    * from the next room *
    *“I DIDN’T KISS CODY SIMPSONS FOR NOTHING!”*

    • @user-jw3xm3yj9t
      @user-jw3xm3yj9t Před 4 lety +4

      Stolen? Lol

    • @hanansalah4764
      @hanansalah4764 Před 4 lety +19

      "𝙸 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚂𝙾𝙽"

  • @theexploraholic
    @theexploraholic Před 4 lety +6217

    Episode be like: “Do you want to:
    Return the compliment
    Or
    Slap them in the face and insult their mother?”
    But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!

  • @noaheiszler5461
    @noaheiszler5461 Před 3 lety +37

    13:15 man you said daaajffkndkdfbdklovelife

  • @aimeek7218
    @aimeek7218 Před 3 lety +50

    Nobody:
    Episode: give us your kidney to unlock the next chapter

  • @maltsoymarai2243
    @maltsoymarai2243 Před 4 lety +5212

    I remember when Demi Lovato shouted at me for wearing coral-red lipstick instead of the 20 diamonds hot red... good times

  • @leahblumel1
    @leahblumel1 Před 4 lety +3643

    Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 Před 2 lety +89

    I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to:
    A. Kiss her (29 diamonds)
    B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)

  • @zifebort8245
    @zifebort8245 Před 2 lety +26

    10:40 Me. everytime I read a comic and it's being continued on the next episode which is next week

  • @catherinemaclaine7166
    @catherinemaclaine7166 Před 4 lety +5021

    Kurtis I hate to be the one to say this but you have to make a part 2 of this video

  • @vertebrate3507
    @vertebrate3507 Před 4 lety +8253

    Kurtis: “Spencer looks like me” Kurtis: “Spencer looks like Cody Simpson”

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky Před 4 lety +67

      Who put you on the earth UGH 😄

    • @m_gwb
      @m_gwb Před 4 lety +153

      kurtis = cody simpson

    • @tianojames1421
      @tianojames1421 Před 4 lety +64

      @@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 Před 4 lety +95

      The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy

    • @Ofmd3743
      @Ofmd3743 Před 4 lety +15

      Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson

  • @bethanywillis7443
    @bethanywillis7443 Před 2 lety +13

    I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 Před 2 lety +31

    I know this is the stupidest thing, but I help manage a movie theater. 12:06 is bull, projection rooms are loud as fuck.

  • @pleaseenteraname141
    @pleaseenteraname141 Před 3 lety +6182

    *you see someone getting beat up in the halls*
    - Stand up to the bully (100 diamonds)
    - Join in (free)

    • @avaorders1269
      @avaorders1269 Před 3 lety +174

      this is the best one of these comments😭

    • @mf1672
      @mf1672 Před 3 lety +214

      Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in

    • @msilva2423
      @msilva2423 Před 2 lety +81

      @@mf1672 What- 😃

    • @cactus2570
      @cactus2570 Před 2 lety +91

      I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz Před 2 lety +69

      oh good the option i want is free

  • @ericaliu3635
    @ericaliu3635 Před 4 lety +5314

    “your crush just confessed his love for you!”
    do you:
    slap his face (free)
    kiss him (1000 gems)
    DIVORCE (free)

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa Před 4 lety +76

      Erica Liu wow already married

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 4 lety +361

      Pee in his mouth (free)

    • @izharramirez2562
      @izharramirez2562 Před 4 lety +165

      lol so the moral in this game is that currency *does* buy happiness

    • @hereforcats
      @hereforcats Před 4 lety +36

      D I V O R C E

    • @mikuzillas
      @mikuzillas Před 4 lety +24

      Use your stand on him (free)

  • @albujak3738
    @albujak3738 Před 3 lety +26

    Every episode ever:
    What do you want to wear on your date?
    A dress - 20 diamonds
    A box - free

  • @olivia-me8lv
    @olivia-me8lv Před 3 lety +78

    "go deeper than you've ever gone before"
    *that's what she said*

  • @bibibee871
    @bibibee871 Před 4 lety +4187

    no one:
    Episode: if you wanna go on a date with Cody Simpson you've gotta give us your first born child

  • @CrabbyPatty_
    @CrabbyPatty_ Před rokem +7

    Episode: “your talking to your dad on his death bed after he is diagnosed with cancer”
    *Tell him that you love him and that you don’t want him to go (80 diamonds)*
    *start twerking and cursing him out and saying that he never meant anything to you (free)*

  • @justarandomshyguy7939
    @justarandomshyguy7939 Před 3 lety +43

    2:23 that person is riding skateboard interestingly

  • @LP-xw7ix
    @LP-xw7ix Před 4 lety +1931

    “I made out with Cody Simpson and for what?”- Kurtis Connor 2020

    • @LP-xw7ix
      @LP-xw7ix Před 4 lety +1

      indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨

    • @iamarat7667
      @iamarat7667 Před 4 lety

      the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go

  • @jg9301
    @jg9301 Před 4 lety +10662

    in every game i name my character “my homie” so everyone who talks to me sound like a really chill bro

  • @xoxomishka
    @xoxomishka Před 2 lety +17

    not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did Gina casually mention it

  • @devragoldhaber8953
    @devragoldhaber8953 Před 3 lety +37

    welp time to binge this whole series now that the last one's out
    edit: can confirm it was a very enjoyable usage of my time 10/10 would recommend

  • @Josh-rm4dj
    @Josh-rm4dj Před 4 lety +6242

    That extra greeting is all that gets me through the week

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb Před 4 lety +1453

    "I f*cking hated that game!!"
    says the guy that spent 12+ diamonds hmmMmm also pls make a part 2 and don't be a dylan

  • @jeanz2655
    @jeanz2655 Před 2 lety +33

    14:53 WAIT HE ACTUALLY SAID KINKS 😭😭

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 5 měsíci +2

      it's almost like the word had more than one definition

  • @jazzyj8471
    @jazzyj8471 Před 5 měsíci +7

    11:07 the teacher just wanted some fan fic 💀

  • @gretadavis8615
    @gretadavis8615 Před 4 lety +8721

    Me: ruins another girl’s shirt
    Girl: has my exact body proportions
    Me: has 3 themed outfits with me
    Girl: really needs a new shirt
    Me: 🤷‍♀️

    • @helena5403
      @helena5403 Před 4 lety +186

      @Saniya Divekar couse they reuse the models 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  Před 4 lety +1562

      oh yeah true hahahah i didn't even realize

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 Před 4 lety +89

      They actually do have a plus sized model in one of the stories.

    • @mr.doppit2188
      @mr.doppit2188 Před 4 lety +21

      it's a common theme these days

    • @mirrorj3002
      @mirrorj3002 Před 3 lety +18

      ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE idk what story it is but ik that in some of them when you’re customizing your character you can change your body type

  • @garlicbread3959
    @garlicbread3959 Před 4 lety +3283

    Episode: *You are getting ready for a date with Jake*
    What will you wear?
    1. Something hot (20 diamonds)
    2. Something cute (20 diamonds)
    3. A bath towel (FREE!)

  • @elliot3092
    @elliot3092 Před 3 lety +21

    "And pls don't look at the bags under my eyes'' zooms in on eyes 👁️ 👁️

  • @karla6965
    @karla6965 Před 2 lety +17

    my millionth time watching this and i just realized that the “entrance” leah made was her being brought in by her mom 😵‍💫

  • @alicevalgeborg5150
    @alicevalgeborg5150 Před 4 lety +6668

    He should have named this video “MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON????”

  • @brookecostantino718
    @brookecostantino718 Před 4 lety +2778

    the genuine horror on kurtis's face when he thought the juice leah spilt was blood was a little too real

    • @toastboom
      @toastboom Před 4 lety +9

      lmao reallyyy

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 Před 2 lety +38

      He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time

  • @smeagol4377
    @smeagol4377 Před 3 lety +16

    This is like the second hand version of Riverdale. They even call her jughead in the beginning.

  • @samboni2012
    @samboni2012 Před 3 lety +30

    At 5:56 I thought she turned around and squirted period blood everywhere

  • @shreeyastache
    @shreeyastache Před 4 lety +15861

    episode:
    'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?'
    -A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds)
    -Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi Před 4 lety +1191

      - Toilet paper (Free)

    • @NeonSparkels3867
      @NeonSparkels3867 Před 4 lety +921

      hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth Před 4 lety +217

      @@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal

    • @kys2049
      @kys2049 Před 4 lety +245

      That shit is always making me mad

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 Před 4 lety +51

      @@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.

  • @bunda9937
    @bunda9937 Před 4 lety +2671

    You should have seen the original art style. It was literally like:
    👁️👃👁️
    👄

    • @rayna7055
      @rayna7055 Před 4 lety +143

      Bro i remember that😭😂

    • @rachana202
      @rachana202 Před 4 lety +95

      Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out

    • @nana-qn1zc
      @nana-qn1zc Před 4 lety +48

      I liked the older art style of the game

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 Před 4 lety +77

      He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?

    • @bunda9937
      @bunda9937 Před 4 lety +93

      @@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt

  • @creeperdoge7573
    @creeperdoge7573 Před rokem +10

    15:00 "Get ready for married life!"
    maybe this game should be renamed to "Arranged Marriage Simulator"

  • @mia_9926
    @mia_9926 Před rokem +3

    episode:
    love interest: leans in to kiss you
    *kiss them (100 diamonds)*
    *tell them no politely (20 diamonds)*
    *roundhouse kick them in the face and quit your job (free)*

  • @brookedovale
    @brookedovale Před 4 lety +4122

    The 190 dislikes are from teachers with a half shaved bun haircut

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa Před 4 lety +34

      Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim Před 4 lety +1

      This is makin me wanna change my hair

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 Před 4 lety +10

      David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let CZcamsrs choose your haircut

  • @TheReMorseCode
    @TheReMorseCode Před 4 lety +3065

    “She picked the white guy with Dreads dude?” HAHAHA

    • @TheReMorseCode
      @TheReMorseCode Před 3 lety +11

      @@kivaylo Loll hello and thank you for the comment

    • @Bom.3d
      @Bom.3d Před 2 lety +6

      @@kivaylo lmao right so many likes and barely anything

  • @milky_nyan
    @milky_nyan Před rokem +3

    "You're talking to your best friend and they tell you their dog of 15 years got hit by a car."
    *Comfort them and tell them that he's in a better place. (100 diamonds)*
    *Tell them you were the one who ran over their dog and that you're so glad you did it and you hate them. (Free)*

  • @itsnerdo
    @itsnerdo Před 4 lety +3762

    Kurtis: I want Spencer as my partner!
    *Leah picks someone else*
    Kurtis: excuse me??

  • @emma-ps2yt
    @emma-ps2yt Před 4 lety +1832

    kurtissssss: has 3 outfit changes
    leah: ruins her shirt and needs clothes
    kurtissssss: oh no! what ever will she do! she’s naked!! oh no detention wtf!! i wish i could somehow help..!

    • @clara-md3qp
      @clara-md3qp Před 4 lety +83

      Well guess she's just gotta take off her shirt. I mean there's no other logical option.

  • @gordonramsayslambsauce
    @gordonramsayslambsauce Před 2 lety +23

    4:12 That's...not how a gluten allergy works

  • @amandayt8
    @amandayt8 Před 3 lety +18

    If you play the user stories you get more options, the normal episodes are just a money grab lol

  • @cerysroberts5776
    @cerysroberts5776 Před 4 lety +1267

    I honestly thought he was going to call himself kurtissa
    Shoutout to anna marta, my best friend

  • @quiplo_
    @quiplo_ Před 4 lety +24522

    “I miss when free games were actually just free,” fuckin preach it

    • @WORLD-STAR670
      @WORLD-STAR670 Před 4 lety +71

      Mhm

    • @aishat6838
      @aishat6838 Před 4 lety +764

      I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢

    • @daviddowie3398
      @daviddowie3398 Před 4 lety +104

      aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ Před 4 lety +295

      David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.

    • @outthepark5766
      @outthepark5766 Před 4 lety +328

      @@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.

  • @KingLittleBull
    @KingLittleBull Před rokem +3

    Episode be like:
    Your partner just proposed to you what do you do?
    -say yes and pick the best place to have your wedding (500 diamonds)
    -Say no, slap them, break up with them and throw the ring into the pacific ocean(free)

  • @kc1135
    @kc1135 Před 2 lety +5

    *your boyfriend walks up*
    option 1: wave hi (costs 100 gems and your left leg)
    option 2: push him off a cliff and tell him you hate him (free)

  • @casenrausch6452
    @casenrausch6452 Před 4 lety +10712

    Kurtis: Sure I don't have a preference
    Also Kurtis: whAT NO I WANTED CODY SIMPSON

  • @nukuli
    @nukuli Před 4 lety +2689

    episode:
    Your crush leans in for a kiss! What do you want to do?!
    Lean in too (5,000 gems)
    kiss cheek (500)
    rip lips off and smile like a maniac (free)

    • @imselyna
      @imselyna Před 4 lety +63

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

    • @unknown-or3li
      @unknown-or3li Před 4 lety +15

      It really be like that💀(890 like)

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 Před 4 lety +7

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

    • @jadegray2730
      @jadegray2730 Před 4 lety +5

      It’s funny cause it really be like that 💀

    • @oathswore
      @oathswore Před 4 lety +7

      It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

  • @alexa-xr1ez
    @alexa-xr1ez Před 10 měsíci +4

    Creator made stories are usually the best ones cause they’re completely free and some people actually have good story lines. But the community can be toxic asf 😭 (coming from someone that was working on coding their own story…)

  • @sukhlearns
    @sukhlearns Před 3 lety +15

    i died when he did the run at 10:12 XD

  • @ash-us4yn
    @ash-us4yn Před 3 lety +14286

    kurtis: “they’re messing up my game i chose spencer!!”
    kurtis after spencer chooses him: ew

    • @iwantpizza476
      @iwantpizza476 Před 3 lety +328

      Girls in a nutshell lmao😂

    • @fandomfrenzy1791
      @fandomfrenzy1791 Před 3 lety +192

      @@iwantpizza476 As a female I have to agree

    • @draalien
      @draalien Před 3 lety +2

      1,000th like :)

    • @coltrane1016
      @coltrane1016 Před 3 lety +40

      @@iwantpizza476 Well his are taught to be all polite which leads to a more indirect form of communication lmao

    • @birdacorn1115
      @birdacorn1115 Před 3 lety +23

      @@iwantpizza476 bruh

  • @iwatchyoutube7311
    @iwatchyoutube7311 Před 4 lety +2182

    Why is no one talking about how the main character looks like 2010 Rihanna

    • @alephfr
      @alephfr Před 4 lety +55

      No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss

    • @potatocat5368
      @potatocat5368 Před 4 lety +11

      Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does

    • @Jayjay_07
      @Jayjay_07 Před 4 lety +2

      But she is white

    • @oonahakala779
      @oonahakala779 Před 4 lety +5

      oh na na what's my name looking ass

    • @kerri6011
      @kerri6011 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones

  • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme

    I had episode when i was like 10 and all i remember is how INSANE the plotlines were...the main one i played was this royal baby one where my character fell in love with a guy named Sebastian and got pregnant (i didn't really understand sex at this age so i was confused) and of course he was a prince. And then Sebastian's older brother died in a car crash a few years back but PLOT TWIST he survived and was plotting revenge against the couple and was in cahoots with their EVIL MOTHER and yeah that's all i can recall

  • @rhabit
    @rhabit Před 2 lety +19

    4:42 the one south park episode 💀

    • @Sam.Sam_
      @Sam.Sam_ Před rokem

      What episode?

    • @rhabit
      @rhabit Před rokem +8

      @@Sam.Sam_ the one where randy gets the record for biggest shit

    • @cheesegur
      @cheesegur Před rokem +4

      STOPP I forgot about that episode 💀💀

    • @ScenemoJJRAHHHH
      @ScenemoJJRAHHHH Před rokem +3

      I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE IM WHEEZING💀

  • @AM-ml6eo
    @AM-ml6eo Před 4 lety +1551

    imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”

    • @octopleb9370
      @octopleb9370 Před 4 lety +101

      "I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?"
      *speedwalks away*

    • @sierrajohnson717
      @sierrajohnson717 Před 4 lety +36

      “Oh I thought it was blood”

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 Před 4 lety +11

      Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Před rokem +7

      @@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 Před 4 lety +570

    Episode is one of those games that everyone played at one point and feels guilty about for the rest of their life

    • @maria-st9no
      @maria-st9no Před 4 lety +8

      trUe

    • @leahjk97
      @leahjk97 Před 4 lety +6

      I can vouch that this is true

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake Před 4 lety +10

      Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 4 lety +3

      I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!

    • @Alexis-te3vj
      @Alexis-te3vj Před 4 lety +2

      I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover

  • @unisexbathroom66
    @unisexbathroom66 Před 2 lety +12

    @7:11 The plot of Christopher Nolan’s Memento

  • @pdln
    @pdln Před rokem +9

    3:33 4:24 5:02 10:23 10:30 11:06 14:53 The teacher slander is sending me LMFAO😭😭

  • @lindaiglesias2176
    @lindaiglesias2176 Před 4 lety +2426

    *Kurtis idea to turn his name to a girls name:*
    --Add some more "ssssss" to it.
    Yeah, that works.

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 Před 4 lety +117

      i though he was gonna say”kurtissa” but then he just kept adding s’s 😔

    • @loudand_clear4883
      @loudand_clear4883 Před 4 lety +33

      Snakes are girly apparently

    • @niensc8888
      @niensc8888 Před 4 lety +32

      Shoulda been Kursti

    • @monicamycbm
      @monicamycbm Před 4 lety +27

      I wanted kurtrina

    • @lvely4126
      @lvely4126 Před 4 lety +6

      I thought it would be Kurtina, guess not 😔✌

  • @lily919
    @lily919 Před 4 lety +2418

    kurtisssssss and codel: the two bisexual icons we didn’t know we needed

  • @slimshadymm8107
    @slimshadymm8107 Před 3 lety +6

    6:40 "Good idea they got some pans." 😂😂

  • @thekirstenempire
    @thekirstenempire Před 8 měsíci +6

    Episode: “Your very old mother is on the road”
    *Help her off the road (100 diamonds)*
    *Get your car out and run her over (free)*

  • @eternal_screaming813
    @eternal_screaming813 Před 4 lety +726

    *there is a psycho killer on the loose do you:*
    -greet them as an old pal (free)
    -tell them they look like donald trump (free)
    -hide (99999999999 diamonds)

    • @chanine5856
      @chanine5856 Před 4 lety +9

      Lowkey would tell them they look like donald trump even if I had enough diamonds to hide. And that’s on having a death wish ✌🏻🤩

  • @jbrown5955
    @jbrown5955 Před 4 lety +639

    Those absolutely terrible choices like “ Your crush just asked you out do you a ask him out (69 million diamonds) or say no and murder his family” are my favorites.