They Had To Film This Terrible Christmas Movie Twice

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Komentáře • 13K

  • @pencilcase3183
    @pencilcase3183 Před 4 lety +68683

    That santa baby club scene felt like a fever dream

    • @spacespider7734
      @spacespider7734 Před 4 lety +1813

      Pencil Case I was scrolling like “Is NO ONE talking about that!?”

    • @ratzzi7301
      @ratzzi7301 Před 4 lety +892

      Wow, that’s an actual sentence you just typed...never thought I’d see it

    • @ausername5410
      @ausername5410 Před 4 lety +332

      Pencil Case It wasn’t?

    • @theseus8408
      @theseus8408 Před 4 lety +631

      Pencil Case that’s what clubs are like in Canada

    • @blmarg1001
      @blmarg1001 Před 4 lety +52

      Timestamp?

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 Před 4 lety +5856

    That santa baby song sounds like it was sung by trisha paytas

  • @TheDavidish
    @TheDavidish Před 4 lety +1716

    I wondered what happens if you aren't subscribed when the extra greeting comes on, so I made an alt account and tried. Kurtis loudly starts shaming you with a high pitched screech noise playing
    Edit: Thanks for the likes and dont try it I'm scarred

    • @hell6295
      @hell6295 Před 4 lety +3

      Juan Cortez Muro oh my god shut up

    • @MagicalGirlFia
      @MagicalGirlFia Před 4 lety +15

      Eveo Airo He’s Dolphin Man

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 Před 4 lety +16

      Hear him screech at night
      Because he just wants a friend

    • @mai-ph9yo
      @mai-ph9yo Před 4 lety +8

      @@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      It'll be quite a fright
      (jesus christ)

    • @Blakethegreater
      @Blakethegreater Před 4 lety +4

      and then he immediately apologizes right after because he’s canadian

  • @muggins2279
    @muggins2279 Před 2 lety +4777

    I love how they make santa hip and cool by turning him into a republican senator

  • @lizdee3243
    @lizdee3243 Před rokem +3081

    The little girl horrifiedly asking if the Energizer Bunny isn't real was legitimately funny

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz Před rokem +155

      Honestly yeah, like it genuinely made me laugh. I can't believe he didn't get the joke

    • @giannamation
      @giannamation Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@pandakatiefominz Yeah I can't tell if he actually didn't get it or if he was just pretending as a joke

    • @pestylucas7406
      @pestylucas7406 Před 6 měsíci +47

      @@pandakatiefominzidk I feel like he’s trying really hard to be upset at a lot of elements of the movie lmao, I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as he made it seem

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 Před 4 měsíci

      i agree@@pestylucas7406

    • @TheStopmotion2
      @TheStopmotion2 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Energizer I hardly know her

  • @ivechangedmynametoday3865
    @ivechangedmynametoday3865 Před 4 lety +3881

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

  • @maliha4183
    @maliha4183 Před 4 lety +2401

    Imagine not getting an extra greeting..
    Can't relate.

    • @sossboy1
      @sossboy1 Před 4 lety +42

      this post was made by the kurtis town citizens

    • @tomhollandisababe1441
      @tomhollandisababe1441 Před 4 lety +31

      and that's on being a member of Kurtis town 💅

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Před 4 lety +4

      hah, same... like maybe back in 2017 or something... when i was a loser

    • @sunder530
      @sunder530 Před 4 lety +1

      Juan Cortez Muro Shut. Up

    • @jess-vd4po
      @jess-vd4po Před 4 lety

      Juan Cortez Muro bro why are you replying this on literally *every* comment?

  • @ohnobro3594
    @ohnobro3594 Před rokem +941

    I’d like to think while Lyndsey was helping out santa, somewhere, a boy who lives with his two moms and little brother was helping out Mrs Claus after he insulted her because his moms wouldn’t let him go on ski trip during Christmas

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Před rokem +99

      I have a theory! What if the love interest (forgot his name) helped out Mrs. Claus?

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@daydream5120I think it was Anderson

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters Před měsícem +1

      NGL, I wanna see that film.

  • @popejaimie
    @popejaimie Před rokem +2435

    Theory: she thought mall Santas were animatronic until she poked him and felt human flesh. Suddenly she realized that instead of harmlessly venting some Christmas frustration on an inanimate object, she’d been viciously insulting and now assaulting a real person

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před rokem +169

      She could've also thought the belly was fake, which is...okay, no, that's still dumb, but maybe!

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 Před rokem +161

      @Damien Earl I thought the same thing- she assumed it was a fat suit or a pillow stuffed in there but when she poked him and it was his real body she realized and felt super embarrassed

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph Před rokem +68

      This actually did happen at an amusement park in Sweden. A woman kicked a suit actor who was seated at a meet-and-greet throne, dressed like The Phantom. She claimed that she mistook him for a doll.

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před rokem +71

      @@Quirderph ...I feel like that skips the reason as to why someone would kick a doll, unprompted, at an amusement park-

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph Před rokem +18

      @@damienearl8302 I honestly don't remember if the newspaper article I read about it in went into detail about that aspect, either.

  • @kendraridgley9548
    @kendraridgley9548 Před 4 lety +2260

    Santa is played by the same orangey guy who played the grandfather in Swiped (that shitty Noah Centineo movie) I knew I recognized him lmao

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 4 lety +26

      Kendra Ridgley *orangey guy* 😂😂😂

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 Před 4 lety +10

      Kendra Ridgley I commented that to, but imma delete it cause you did it first

    • @august4114
      @august4114 Před 4 lety +8

      Also the rich mentor of the son who went to jail for insider trading in American housewife.

    • @leoniemelodie7
      @leoniemelodie7 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah, right. It's just a bit weird to see "Santa" becoming orange, even after a make over. It feels like he went from Good-Old-Jolly man to CEO of playboy madazine.

    • @hallieroseamat
      @hallieroseamat Před 4 lety +1

      THANK YOU. I was literally about to hit IMDB because I was convinced I recognized him

  • @rayanneflorence1830
    @rayanneflorence1830 Před 4 lety +1759

    They put 3 montages in a row because rocky 4 was the only movie the director ever saw and they thought that’s how movies work

    • @ih8milk165
      @ih8milk165 Před 4 lety +5

      underrated ass comment right here

    • @cool-zd3ev
      @cool-zd3ev Před 4 lety +4

      Rayanne Florence aha *like it’s not*

  • @DKWalsh16
    @DKWalsh16 Před 2 lety +6119

    It’s a shame the word “yassified” hadn’t been invented yet when Kurtis made this video, because that’s exactly what happens in this movie

    • @jeniferhollings3865
      @jeniferhollings3865 Před 2 lety +472

      2 Cool for Christmas 2: The Yassification of Mrs. Clause

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult Před 2 lety +14

      What

    • @notcindymae
      @notcindymae Před 2 lety +87

      Yess, slay Santa

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Před 2 lety +201

      Opposite of yassification
      The sexy Santa is a yassified Santa
      This is like, the trumpification Santa

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult Před rokem +92

      @@Seft2_ u cringr

  • @mrbutterswuzhere
    @mrbutterswuzhere Před 2 lety +551

    I find it funny that her gay parents look in love while her straight parents don't. Like in the scene where they are watching tv, in the gay version her dad(the one that switches out) is leaning against his husband while they are watching the tv and looks up at him in love. While the mom is leaning forward eating popcorn and ignoring her husband. The gay couple simply look happier

    • @TheSurprisePig
      @TheSurprisePig Před 5 měsíci

      The Jews want you to feel that way, for sure. That was the intent.

    • @Parappaknowsyouripaddress
      @Parappaknowsyouripaddress Před 5 měsíci

      You bet gay people are happy, it’s literally in their name!

      I’ll see myself out then….

    • @arvonoon
      @arvonoon Před měsícem +4

      gay gays

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters Před měsícem

      gay gays having a gay gay time

  • @choefaith
    @choefaith Před 4 lety +7060

    every teen in this movie is at least 30 years old.

    • @pierbertone2957
      @pierbertone2957 Před 4 lety +233

      and even being that old the acting is cringeworthy

    • @dahliablack3999
      @dahliablack3999 Před 4 lety +24

      Always

    • @RogueAstro85
      @RogueAstro85 Před 4 lety +164

      Tbh I was pretty high while watching it and I forgot they were supposed to be teens halfway through.

    • @jaimeesummer5334
      @jaimeesummer5334 Před 4 lety +11

      This comment is so fricking old but your really pretty !

    • @russianname2986
      @russianname2986 Před 4 lety +43

      Ryan White I don’t think I would remember they were supposed to be teenagers even if I was sober

  • @chloerowing1
    @chloerowing1 Před 4 lety +2830

    I'm a native Cantonese speaker and that is DEFINITELY not how you speak Cantonese

    • @daniaalh1864
      @daniaalh1864 Před 4 lety +132

      The Walrus i was looking for this comment, i was wondering how accurate it was 😬

    • @Mayats
      @Mayats Před 4 lety +73

      it sounds like he says 胸部大大 in mandarin at the end ???

    • @rosemacdonald1
      @rosemacdonald1 Před 4 lety +10

      maya tan. what does that mean?

    • @virrig6923
      @virrig6923 Před 4 lety +115

      but does he say anything at all? or is it just gibberish??

    • @percabethisawesome1163
      @percabethisawesome1163 Před 4 lety +26

      can’t relate based on my shitty chinese skills, brain part big big

  • @9somethingorother837
    @9somethingorother837 Před 2 lety +617

    Imagine trying to talk about this with your friend but you watched different movies.
    You :"The film was so forward moving with that gay couple right?" Friend :"What are you talking about? There wasn't a gay couple in that movie." You : "Are you dumb their parents were literally 2 MEN." Friend :"THEY HAD A MOM AND A DAD-" You : "THEY HAD 2 FUCKING DA-"

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Před 8 měsíci +34

      It's like how Clue had three endings

  • @cherubalthz
    @cherubalthz Před rokem +131

    the heterosexual brokeback mountain is such a funny concept actually especially if you remember how it was advertised💀
    the freakin posters het-baited people into thinking this was a family movie and then they got gay cowboys

    • @Warlock_Sack
      @Warlock_Sack Před 5 měsíci +6

      Did it really? 😂 I had no idea lmao

    • @cherubalthz
      @cherubalthz Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@Warlock_Sack yeah it looks crazy😭 the majority of posters feature the girls as well as jack and ennis, so some of them really look like the movie is about just Two Guys Being Dudes

  • @maria_____.
    @maria_____. Před 4 lety +5446

    yellow shirt and yellow nail polish?? *chefs kiss*

    • @Hunter-ef4ch
      @Hunter-ef4ch Před 4 lety +25

      maria What’s up with the yellow nail polish? Is it for a cause?

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. Před 4 lety +160

      @@Hunter-ef4ch yellow usually represents cancer awareness. there's this girl lily, who passed away from cancer a few days ago and people have been changing their profile pics to a yellow one in support and i assumed it's related to that, but it could be a coincidence

    • @ninisantol
      @ninisantol Před 4 lety +130

      @Hunter Sluss
      painting one nail could also be for the polished man movement. it basically just means men painting one fingernail to represent a child who is a vicitm of abuse

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. Před 4 lety +90

      @@ninisantol possibly!! considering what a wholesome person kurtis is, its probably for a cause

    • @ninisantol
      @ninisantol Před 4 lety +60

      @maria
      yeah definitely, he’s such a nice dude, i wouldn’t put it past him to know about these movements

  • @eleetharks5296
    @eleetharks5296 Před 4 lety +1826

    “Mom, can we get Santa Baby?”
    Mom: No, we have Santa Baby at home.
    Santa Baby at home: 18:50

  • @renegade2766
    @renegade2766 Před rokem +290

    Okay but seriously, how is nobody commenting on Alyson's fantastic delivery of "Go oûht? Again?! HuuUuuaaAAAaauuuuuughhHHhhh!!" while staring soullessly into the camera at 15:15

    • @awanti26
      @awanti26 Před rokem +5

      💀💀💀

    • @brightblackhole2442
      @brightblackhole2442 Před měsícem +1

      she made a really good impression of that one guy holding a milkshake in a parking lot and screaming for help

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip Před 2 lety +467

    The fact that the little sister was the kid in the Silent Hill movie is just
    What a career lmao

    • @YimstaNation
      @YimstaNation Před 6 měsíci +23

      From silent night to silent hill amirite :)

    • @Maddox204
      @Maddox204 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I thought she looked familiar

  • @jess3264
    @jess3264 Před 4 lety +2965

    Ya can’t fool us Kurtis, the opening of this video was obviously your second audition reel to be Neil Breen’s Production Editor

    • @blueblueman7752
      @blueblueman7752 Před 4 lety +5

      Jess Thomson maybe, maybe. I have one who can’t outsmart bullet.

    • @chrizelle3966
      @chrizelle3966 Před 4 lety +10

      Take a shot each time kurtis references Neil breen

    • @chrizelle3966
      @chrizelle3966 Před 4 lety +10

      yeah I KURTIS😎
      K - N
      U - E
      R - I
      T - L
      I - Breen
      S -

    • @princy_is_sketchy3610
      @princy_is_sketchy3610 Před 4 lety +1

      Why wasn't this hearted by him???

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth Před 4 lety

      @@princy_is_sketchy3610 He might have been busy and didn't get to this comment .

  • @alexandram6081
    @alexandram6081 Před 4 lety +2795

    WHAT IN THE HETEROSEXUAL BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

    • @ellen314
      @ellen314 Před 4 lety +220

      if brokeback mountain was a straight movie it would have like 3 minutes

    • @harveyvalentine3818
      @harveyvalentine3818 Před 4 lety +11

      @@ellen314 im wheezing holy shit

  • @bunniburt
    @bunniburt Před 2 lety +498

    this movie is equivalent to me trying to write a story but i cant focus ever so it goes down a rabbit hole and changes genres 24/7

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Před rokem +55

      That was the book I wrote when I was 12, no exaggeration. It went from a "girl starting in new school" to crime mystery to gore horror to underwater fantasy adventure, her little brother dies, then ending on a cliffhanger where she travels to a new medieval fantasy universe with her friends and changes her name to Mel.

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Před rokem +25

      @@tonichan89 i am intrigued, I need to read this now

    • @matthewmaldonado9698
      @matthewmaldonado9698 Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@@tonichan89u do not know how badly I want to read this

  • @toady226
    @toady226 Před rokem +294

    I love how they never talk about how Santa's skin became darker after the make over

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Před rokem +68

      there's a scene where he goes to the tanning salon, but Kurtis didn't show it

    • @toady226
      @toady226 Před rokem +25

      @@juliamavroidi8601 oh ok. But thats kinda of a werid thing to do for a makeover.

    • @bittercharmer1591
      @bittercharmer1591 Před rokem +28

      ​@@toady226 i think it's an older generation thing. Having some color making them seem more alive or something as long as they are still Caucasian

    • @wilobug
      @wilobug Před 8 měsíci +16

      I'm glad someone else noticed and I'm not going crazy lol. It looks like he literally painted his skin brown but I was still trying to convince myself he looked like that the whole time and just had a beard.

    • @pearljammies
      @pearljammies Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@bittercharmer1591I can see that! But I think it’s just because they cast George Hamilton, who is mostly known for being incredibly (horribly) tan

  • @brittanybeard42
    @brittanybeard42 Před 4 lety +2362

    tbh the gay couple looked way happier and loving than the straight one

    • @ratbabe455
      @ratbabe455 Před 4 lety +114

      That's just how it be

    • @LyricNear
      @LyricNear Před 4 lety +237

      Especially when they’re on the couch
      Gay couple: *leaning against each other* *head on his shoulder*
      Straight couple: *three inches apart*

    • @vitaminwater9662
      @vitaminwater9662 Před 4 lety +11

      who cares its a trash movie

    • @emilykoonts8102
      @emilykoonts8102 Před 4 lety +118

      i saw another comment that said something like when a man and woman are sitting next to each other its “obvious” that theyre a couple but with a gay couple u need to give the audience more clues so they make it way over the top

    • @MarieHP
      @MarieHP Před 4 lety +71

      @@LyricNear *_5 ft apart cuz they're not gay !_* 🤣

  • @pescadoquemado
    @pescadoquemado Před 4 lety +8141

    please make a video about that movie about the two girls who somehow get trapped under a pool cover at a public pool. The trailer is so confusing and so bad. It's a horror film. I need to see how that has a dramatic 2 hours story about it i don't understand at all. It's called 12 Feet Deep.

    • @nessienethquik
      @nessienethquik Před 4 lety +278

      omg looking this up ASAP

    • @jaxystarr7108
      @jaxystarr7108 Před 4 lety +316

      I'm commenting to bump this up so he sees this.

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers Před 4 lety +407

      It’s apparently inspired by true events 😳

    • @hotcassidilla
      @hotcassidilla Před 4 lety +68

      bump

    • @marilythe2687
      @marilythe2687 Před 4 lety +358

      bro they literally copied the title of "47 Meters Down" . You know, the shark horror movie?

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 Před 2 lety +109

    The dude yelling after his friends "YO DAWG, THIS ONE'S GOT KETCHUP" made me legit laugh out loud, how did I miss that in my first watch through of this video-

  • @cait5158
    @cait5158 Před 4 lety +8040

    santa looks like he’s addicted to botox

  • @ironicappreciation4374
    @ironicappreciation4374 Před 4 lety +7320

    “Hot republican senator Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Hot republican senator Santa:

  • @902496
    @902496 Před 2 lety +105

    Love it when one of the primary morals of a movie is "your value as a person is directly tied to your appearance". Especially when its a lifetime-style movie that actively seeks to have some kind of moral lesson.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Před rokem +56

    it's like this writer bought a book about comedy, and read the first half of the first line of the first chapter, "Humor subverts our expectations by..." slammed the book closed, shouted, "I have a movie inside of me!" and got to work.

  • @blahblahblahEMILY
    @blahblahblahEMILY Před 4 lety +1352

    Why did she make Santa look like a nasty old Republican billionaire tho

    • @sabrinawilliams8717
      @sabrinawilliams8717 Před 4 lety +33

      That's George Hamilton, he looks like that off screen too. Haha he used to have a huge acting career, it's gone downhill.

    • @littleleakyleakythere
      @littleleakyleakythere Před 4 lety +9

      i scrolled down in the comments when he said huge and i genuinely thot kurtis had played a clip of trump

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n Před 4 lety +7

      my thots exactly

  • @carinajohnsoniscool
    @carinajohnsoniscool Před 4 lety +3963

    danny, drew, and kurtis claiming they’ve found the worst christmas movie only to one up each other immediately

    • @virgildyson2585
      @virgildyson2585 Před 4 lety +68

      Well Danny also said The Santa Clause could also be the best Christmas movie so...

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 4 lety +27

      c johnson
      Unrelated but your pfp is adorable

    • @carinajohnsoniscool
      @carinajohnsoniscool Před 4 lety +21

      Plushypony 94 hahaha thank you!! he’s my dog :)

    • @kellyelizabeth8384
      @kellyelizabeth8384 Před 4 lety +8

      c johnson wholesome🥺

    • @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq
      @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq Před 4 lety +6

      I think Drew’s Christmas movie was the best... did you know that the main character has a job?

  • @aniiahie
    @aniiahie Před rokem +76

    im sorry kurtis, but the younger sister asking if the energizer bunny wasn't real was the funniest thing i've heard

    • @l-exist
      @l-exist Před 28 dny

      Your pfp kinda looks like an omori oc

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 Před 2 lety +40

    My headcanon is that the mall Santa wasn’t actually the real Santa; he was just a mall Santa who was way too committed to the role.

  • @sadie6308
    @sadie6308 Před 4 lety +2974

    Wait- isn’t he a MALL Santa?? He’s not actually Santa, is he??

    • @TheBeatlesToday
      @TheBeatlesToday Před 4 lety +135

      Have you never seen Miracle on 34th St? He's both the real Santa and a mall Santa.

    • @andrearupe8094
      @andrearupe8094 Před 4 lety +19

      Mall Santa is real!

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 Před 3 lety +3

      Yneos

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 Před 2 lety +13

      classic Christmas movie trope where mall Santa turns out to be real Santa

    • @valx5
      @valx5 Před 2 lety

      what’s happening

  • @rikkiwalter9183
    @rikkiwalter9183 Před 4 lety +6277

    Let's not pretend like the conserved dad is not a true bisexual icon

  • @Manigeitora
    @Manigeitora Před 10 měsíci +23

    Honestly, as cliche as it is, the "I asked for you to be home for Christmas" scene is both very sweet and surprisingly good child acting. That and the Pretty Woman reference are the

  • @themillers9560
    @themillers9560 Před 9 měsíci +23

    I feel like we gotta address the fact that most Christmas letters are sent a week if not a month before Christmas. Meaning Lyndsay's younger sister KNEW she was gonna try to dip out and Santa would have to make her stay.

  • @mundanespecter4970
    @mundanespecter4970 Před 3 lety +4631

    I genuinely thought the little sister was gonna say "Did Lindsey just say the n word." until she said"energizer bunny"

  • @julianecole3868
    @julianecole3868 Před 4 lety +4344

    why is hot santa the shade of trump orange

  • @StealthJones271
    @StealthJones271 Před 2 lety +75

    I low-key want to see an entire movie with youtuber editing.

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 Před rokem +20

    The whole "Santa Baby, don't you know clothes make the man" song makes me unreasonably angry because it just spits in the face of what every other Christmas story is trying to tell you about how giving presents is more an expression of intent than actual material worth and the money doesn't matter.
    And then this movie comes around and is like "nah man if you don't wear designer brands then obviously people in your life don't really love you"

  • @radaloui9312
    @radaloui9312 Před 4 lety +5279

    so many skits, but never too many.

  • @bellad4019
    @bellad4019 Před 4 lety +5189

    Santa looks like a politician after the montages. He’s literally every American politician

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Před 4 lety +152

      I know, it kinda grosses me out tbh

    • @Supremedalex
      @Supremedalex Před 4 lety +111

      And the way he says huge at the Suit place reminds of someone very specific

    • @dodie3412
      @dodie3412 Před 4 lety +24

      i was thinking more like a 1950’s business man

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před 4 lety +71

      Every *Republican

    • @kianadresse891
      @kianadresse891 Před 4 lety

      You traitor, how dare you show your face here after what you did to meme man

  • @octoberistired
    @octoberistired Před rokem +49

    11:15 On the note of the energiser bunny, not only did I think it was real, I thought it came with the batteries, generally begged my parents to buy me them. They were so confused.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer Před 2 lety +66

    11:25
    ok, that was actually a pretty good joke, just maybe not executed well.
    Like "There is no Santa Claus, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Queen of England!"

    • @flameindigo8035
      @flameindigo8035 Před rokem +21

      lmao reading this after the queen died hits different

    • @Hamdragons
      @Hamdragons Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah, the Megamind joke was well executed. This one could’ve been funny but they just didn’t make it funny lol

  • @marianmcclellan6527
    @marianmcclellan6527 Před 4 lety +8749

    Dude, the extra greeting hits different after you subscribe

    • @yudhadwiprabowo
      @yudhadwiprabowo Před 4 lety +20

      How ? I'm not subribe yet

    • @lunyferox
      @lunyferox Před 4 lety +167

      @@yudhadwiprabowo you gotta subscribe to feel it it's actual magic

    • @yudhadwiprabowo
      @yudhadwiprabowo Před 4 lety +15

      @@lunyferox 🤔 convince me more.

    • @LeoUnavailable
      @LeoUnavailable Před 4 lety +134

      You know for a fact its made for you, and youre not pretending or simply hearing it. Not subscribing is like someone saying "i like your hair" to someone next to you, and YOU knowingly reply with thank you as a joke. Subscribing means youre the one complimented in that case. Hope you're convinced.

    • @yudhadwiprabowo
      @yudhadwiprabowo Před 4 lety +44

      @@LeoUnavailable ok thanks, that convince me enough. 👍

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy Před 4 lety +9352

    It's funny, the gay dad that gets swapped out seems to be more affectionate than the straight mom he gets swapped with.

    • @cheddarchee8438
      @cheddarchee8438 Před 4 lety +1178

      Yeah, in the scene when they're on the sofa the dad has his head on the other dad's shoulder and the mom is just sat there

    • @lauraevans5599
      @lauraevans5599 Před 4 lety +1668

      I guess a man and a woman can be in the same room and the audience will assume they’re together, but for gays the audience needs 10x more clues

    • @Eman_ly
      @Eman_ly Před 4 lety +539

      Let’s just make everyone gay

    • @jaredporikos2197
      @jaredporikos2197 Před 4 lety +171

      @@Eman_ly yas

    • @sierra.lynette
      @sierra.lynette Před 4 lety +353

      I guess they think a masculine gay couple doesn’t exist.

  • @alexpaulk2819
    @alexpaulk2819 Před 2 lety +32

    My favorite effect Kurtis does is when he makes his head huge while he’s watching something dumb with a completely straight face. I crack up every single time holy shit

  • @darkserpent7191
    @darkserpent7191 Před rokem +38

    Ngl I think it is really funny the girl who the mall cop went out on a date with once started screaming when she saw him because. kurtis wants to jump into a volcano everytime he sees that mall cop, the girl probably does too.

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson Před 4 lety +3021

    sometimes i forget kurtis is canadian and then he says shit like "it's the time of year when the eye juice in your eye freezes"

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 Před 4 lety +23

      No but that happens in London too

    • @FSEThompson
      @FSEThompson Před 4 lety +120

      @@whalesharko4465 Oh I don't doubt it happens in a lot of cold climates, it's just a real jolt to my Australian brain lol

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 Před 4 lety +28

      @@FSEThompson oh, plus it's summer for you - I send cold

    • @wnstn_9446
      @wnstn_9446 Před 4 lety +16

      Another Aussie that shares my confusion, thankyou

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 Před 4 lety +17

      Lol, the joy of not knowing how it is to wear 4 layers of clothes, or put on freshly washed , dried , nice smelling clothes.....step outside...... only to get sogging wet from cold city rain, or dirty up to your knees from, grey , half- melted street- snow a second later ......
      When I was a kid we had up to 1 meter of snow in December.....now it's not cold enough long enough for the rarely falling snow to stay ....therefore the mud.....but climate change is a hoax.
      I guess so are the bush fires in Australia and the 30 million dead animals and counting....all a hoax....
      Yeah.
      Edit : typo

  • @sy-fb1xv
    @sy-fb1xv Před 4 lety +10000

    As a Chinese person... the Cantonese part was awful. To say the least. That was not Cantonese at all, just a racist stereotype of how Asian people are supposed to speak.

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma Před 4 lety +808

      sy that just makes this even worse. This movie was garbage

    • @noob-master_69
      @noob-master_69 Před 4 lety +138

      Lmao do you have a rough translation of what he said?

    • @sy-fb1xv
      @sy-fb1xv Před 4 lety +1273

      noobmaster 69 i would if i could, but that wasn't cantonese, it was just random sounds he was making

    • @lotus_dream
      @lotus_dream Před 4 lety +961

      @@noob-master_69 yup.. random noises.. I was expecting a bad attempt at Cantonese but that wasn't even an attempt

    • @kaypat23
      @kaypat23 Před 4 lety +331

      ikr. He wasn't even speaking Cantonese oh god

  • @urmom-zh6zs
    @urmom-zh6zs Před 2 lety +22

    7:33 notice how the gay couple looks noticably more happy than the straight couple?
    coincidence? i think not

  • @Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin

    I'm just gonna pretend that the parents are in an open marriage and the kids have two dad's and a mom that love them dearly.

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets Před 11 měsíci +7

    Mandela Affect your loved ones!
    Show the straight version one Christmas, and secretly swap it out with the gay one next year.
    Ah, the memories you will create.

  • @panakinskywalker6391
    @panakinskywalker6391 Před 4 lety +3759

    So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one acknowledges that their mall santa also just so happens to be real life santa from the north pole

    • @mooniethemew
      @mooniethemew Před 4 lety +19

      another andrew rannells fan:) hello.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před 4 lety +153

      Because of this movie I like to think since mall Santa’s are everywhere, and this one so happens to be a Santa clause, that all mall Santa’s are in fact different Santa clauses. Like a brotherhood or something.

    • @tamiaking8725
      @tamiaking8725 Před 4 lety +2

      i was thinking the same thing omggg

    • @chelseajanele
      @chelseajanele Před 4 lety

      YES

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz Před 4 lety +1

      Pokey Oat genius

  • @brattierr
    @brattierr Před 4 lety +2117

    the Cantonese part just sounded like racism with extra steps

    • @bae-jing4260
      @bae-jing4260 Před 4 lety +152

      i speak cantonese and that scene made me want to duct tape my ears closed

    • @meeraketheeswaran8487
      @meeraketheeswaran8487 Před 4 lety +82

      @@bae-jing4260 i speak cantonese as well and i didnt understand a word of it???

    • @blepblep7245
      @blepblep7245 Před 4 lety +73

      @@meeraketheeswaran8487 because it's not Cantonese lmao, he's talking nonsense that sounds like a stereotypical "Cantonese noise."
      but yea i don't speak Cantonese but some of my family members do, and.. don't think that even sounds Cantonese

    • @bigsimp2695
      @bigsimp2695 Před 4 lety +26

      I can speak and understand Cantonese and listening to his attempt to speak it made me lose multiple brain cells

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 Před 4 lety +5

      The weird thing is this seems to be a trope? We have this movie, and then in The Christmas Mail review on Drew Gooden’s channel, Santa’s daughter speaks what I can assume to be Cantonese, but knowing the budget on these movies and how much they care about being accurate, probably not.

  • @hendreterblanche9560
    @hendreterblanche9560 Před rokem +22

    "Winter f*ckin sucks. The only good thing about the winter is Christmas"
    Me: *Laughs in hot af southern hemisphere weather*

  • @tivthetat7067
    @tivthetat7067 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Ngl, the hoodlums throwing hamburgers at the mall cop is like the funniest shit ever

    • @tivthetat7067
      @tivthetat7067 Před 8 měsíci +1

      “THIS ONES GOT KETCHUP” like why did that make me laugh so hard

  • @barcobeb9213
    @barcobeb9213 Před 4 lety +1679

    "She was the gift all along"
    Human trafficking hour

  • @a-yf6ho
    @a-yf6ho Před 4 lety +5406

    That green screen quality at the beginning was still better than Neil Breen's entire collection of movies.

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 Před 4 lety +65

      Dude thats not even a joke!

    • @a-yf6ho
      @a-yf6ho Před 4 lety +2

      @@29jgirl92 lol

    • @Oparer
      @Oparer Před 4 lety +188

      Neil Breens videos are the pinnacle of perfection. Please show some respect.

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 Před 4 lety +73

      Take that back.

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 Před 4 lety +90

      Neil Breen taught him everything he knows

  • @loraelizabeth7580
    @loraelizabeth7580 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Something I didn’t learn until college was that the term “hook up” can mean just “get together” or connect in some romantic way (ie. make out).
    I had a roommate that said something about “hooking up” with a guy the night prior but in my head I was like “I was with you all night and all y’all did was make out”. I believe I said to her “hooked up?” and looked confused, to which she replied “yeah we made out” one of our other roommates confirmed.
    I think it’s weird and I don’t use it that way but a lot of teens do.

  • @therealblacktronempire1987

    12:30 *what do I nose?

  • @gabriellebyfield9619
    @gabriellebyfield9619 Před 3 lety +3464

    “Allison?!” has “DaVinky?!” energy

  • @thescunge.
    @thescunge. Před 3 lety +1973

    Skinny Santa looking like a fried apple fritter after 4 hours in a tanning bed

  • @MissValentina125
    @MissValentina125 Před 2 lety +15

    That "Play the real Santa Baby" sketch made me laugh so much I had to watch it three times.

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin Před 8 měsíci +10

    21:02 Bro, they made santa look like President Business from the lego movie

  • @charleyhaeberle6113
    @charleyhaeberle6113 Před 3 lety +5925

    I’d love if Kurtis just switched between the straight and gay couple and not mention it until the very end

    • @katiem656
      @katiem656 Před 3 lety +129

      Innit

    • @animalistic.
      @animalistic. Před 3 lety +59

      @@katiem656 beans n toast

    • @katiem656
      @katiem656 Před 3 lety +45

      @@animalistic. spaghetti and sausages from a tin on toast?

    • @animalistic.
      @animalistic. Před 3 lety +40

      @@katiem656 some fish n chips

    • @katiem656
      @katiem656 Před 3 lety +38

      @@animalistic. tea and crumpets

  • @hannahkasnoff
    @hannahkasnoff Před 4 lety +1914

    those yellow middle fingernails tho 😤😎

  • @thedinothing1024
    @thedinothing1024 Před rokem +30

    13:16 The Lost World: Jurassic Park does something similar where one of the writers gets a performing role of “Unlucky Bastard” where he immediately gets eaten by a Tyrannosaurus

  • @lauraatthecorepoint
    @lauraatthecorepoint Před 2 lety +16

    What if there’s actually a third movie where Mrs. Claus is switched out for the Energizer Bunny and it’s called “Too Cool for Christmas -Keeps Going and Going”

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 Před 4 lety +1440

    i am sorry the JUICE in your EYES... FREEZES??

  • @yeeyee7720
    @yeeyee7720 Před 4 lety +13617

    apologising for flexing about being Canadian is very Canadian nice job kurtis

    • @krissa5532
      @krissa5532 Před 4 lety +122

      @Olivia he sure is

    • @ellawadbrook571
      @ellawadbrook571 Před 4 lety +291

      @Olivia yeah he's the mayor of canada

    • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
      @user-oi2ef1fc9o Před 4 lety +186

      @Olivia He's also the one that decided that rivers should be maple syrup.

    • @Emma-zj1pz
      @Emma-zj1pz Před 4 lety +141

      Olivia he’s the one that gave our igloos indoor plumbing, and made the new polar bear protection laws duh

    • @ceci7783
      @ceci7783 Před 4 lety +120

      tbh canadians have the right to flex on the US we deserve it

  • @slimegood9192
    @slimegood9192 Před rokem +16

    Kurtis: looks like theres something under the tree
    The gift: literally in front of the tree

  • @Lee-wf4kr
    @Lee-wf4kr Před rokem +10

    Just had a mental breakdown about college so I came straight to Kurtis' channel for comfort. My eyes may be burning too much to actually see the video, but the sound healed my soul. Works every time.

  • @honeyhavoc
    @honeyhavoc Před 4 lety +819

    bad Christmas movie said gay rights

    • @calais3284
      @calais3284 Před 4 lety +1

      Jacey Matthews haha that’s really funny

    • @silviastarlight5
      @silviastarlight5 Před 4 lety +98

      And bad Christmas movie also said no gay rights

    • @silviastarlight5
      @silviastarlight5 Před 4 lety +7

      In a different movie,,,

    • @rust44
      @rust44 Před 4 lety +30

      Waiting for a bad Hallmark Valentines movie to say trans rights

    • @1cepool
      @1cepool Před 4 lety

      yeah!

  • @ChickanWingify
    @ChickanWingify Před 4 lety +10156

    the gayness made it way too cool for christmas but the hetero one is just very cool

    • @mckennysommer4260
      @mckennysommer4260 Před 4 lety +22

      ChickanWingify 🤔

    • @rowstiels8216
      @rowstiels8216 Před 4 lety +72

      Why can’t it just be both of them are cool and it ends there

    • @rowstiels8216
      @rowstiels8216 Před 4 lety +172

      Not trying to hate but some people act like being straight is better or being gay is better why can’t it just be both are nice

    • @ChickanWingify
      @ChickanWingify Před 4 lety +845

      i was just makin a joke abt the titles chief, it’s not that deep

    • @rowstiels8216
      @rowstiels8216 Před 4 lety +100

      ChickanWingify yeah sorry I’m just fed up with some parts of the lgbtq+ community it was wrong to take it out on you

  • @Loser6888
    @Loser6888 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Tbh the part with the girl who went on the date with the cop is the best part of this movie she’s just saying what we all feel

  • @rumis.dollsss.15
    @rumis.dollsss.15 Před rokem +6

    4:09, I genuinely thought it was YOU that added the sound effect 😭😭💔

  • @amsie02
    @amsie02 Před 4 lety +2181

    Santa after his makeover just looks like Donald Trump

  • @olive-ridley6080
    @olive-ridley6080 Před 3 lety +4653

    They wood-stained Santa to make him hot, he looks like he's a leather couch whose wish came true to become a real man

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Před 3 lety +56

      🤣🤣🤣 Best comment, holy sh-t!
      I want this phrase to live in my brain forever so I can enjoy it whenever I want a laugh, OMG! 🤣🤣

    • @ayannabranchcomb7535
      @ayannabranchcomb7535 Před 3 lety +37

      This is one of theee best insults ive seen today 😂

    • @leethefaxmachine8980
      @leethefaxmachine8980 Před 3 lety +14

      Omg I’m dyyyyiiiing 😂

    • @zinatreasure1143
      @zinatreasure1143 Před 3 lety +18

      PLEASEEEEE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SNAP SO HARD

    • @dahliadoll1110
      @dahliadoll1110 Před 3 lety +6

      LOL 😭😭😭

  • @lilchemo616
    @lilchemo616 Před rokem +86

    Kurtis calling a pen cap a “lid” absolutely sent me

    • @lmckay5078
      @lmckay5078 Před rokem +19

      Is this a Canadian thing, cause I call it a lid too😅

    • @lilchemo616
      @lilchemo616 Před rokem +10

      @@lmckay5078 I guess it might be a Canadian thing, I’m from Minnesota but we call it a cap

    • @sparkyblizz
      @sparkyblizz Před rokem +4

      hi, Australian here, we also call it a lid!

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight Před rokem +5

      we also call them pen lids here

    • @thealmightybipper3381
      @thealmightybipper3381 Před 6 měsíci +1

      From Arizona, I call it a lid

  • @0.G.x
    @0.G.x Před 8 měsíci +9

    imagine watching one version with your family and the next year you watch the different version just to fuck with them

  • @BurnTheTeddy
    @BurnTheTeddy Před 2 lety +4977

    The dads had more chemistry than the straight couple

    • @brookerobertson5832
      @brookerobertson5832 Před 2 lety +844

      I know, like that scene on the couch where the dads are cuddling, side by side with mom and dad just s i t t i n g, not even touching is so funny.

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 Před rokem

      @@brookerobertson5832 Just because they were just sitting didn't mean they didn't have chemistry. Just stop already like it's not even fucking real. 💀

    • @No-uf8xp
      @No-uf8xp Před rokem +165

      @@brookerobertson5832 ikr actually crying it’s amazing

    • @boomerangswingsbothways
      @boomerangswingsbothways Před rokem +376

      Is it canon that the straight couple is on the brink of divorce or something while the dads just look so happy and lovey dovey ?

    • @BurnTheTeddy
      @BurnTheTeddy Před rokem +75

      @@boomerangswingsbothways Idk I didnt see the movie but it seems like

  • @loggingfire1
    @loggingfire1 Před 2 lety +3094

    The gay couple: cuddling on a sofa, all cozy and sweet
    The straight couple: just sitting next to each other

  • @odessah
    @odessah Před 2 lety +9

    i love how he says you're dumb if you ever thought the energizer bunny was real but he believed in house hippos for literal years

  • @Jennithebaker
    @Jennithebaker Před 2 lety +12

    Also one Halloween I was the Energizer bunny. I made a drum out of a box and used it as my candy bag. 😅

  • @YutingHong
    @YutingHong Před 3 lety +16223

    This movie:
    progressive enough to have 2 gay dads, bigoted enough to have an old white man claim to speak cantonese and burst out in gibberish

    • @megamonster3538
      @megamonster3538 Před 3 lety +1753

      A soul for a soul

    • @colinwong1059
      @colinwong1059 Před 3 lety +659

      ikr?! I had to replay that scene like six times and in my head, I kept thinking "lee go sei yun pouk gai"

    • @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378
      @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 Před 3 lety +241

      @@colinwong1059 any time stamps, I recognise pouk gai and I want to try and understand where they're going.

    • @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378
      @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 Před 3 lety +556

      @@colinwong1059 ok, I found it. That does not sound like Cantonese at all, that sounds like a mix of Korean and Japanese accent.

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy Před 3 lety +147

      Because this movie is just *that* cool

  • @LPSOblivious
    @LPSOblivious Před 3 lety +2136

    Hot Santa is LITERALLY- DONALD TRUMP LMAO

  • @voidtelevision7468
    @voidtelevision7468 Před rokem +10

    idk why they even did a make over, santa looked the exact same at the beginning of the flashback lmao. but to be fair, lindsey didn’t see the flashback, which is something viewers often forget, we are the only ones (besides the person having the flashback) that can see the flashback

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt Před 9 měsíci +6

    While I don’t endorse the fact that they hired an extra actor to be the difference between the two movies(pick a lane, either 2 dads or 1 dad 1 mom, it doesnt make a difference), the sheer potential for doing a Mandela effect prank is honestly incredible

  • @idrk3707
    @idrk3707 Před 4 lety +2411

    Watch out for the coolest christmas now featuring lesbian moms

    • @Nezumi99
      @Nezumi99 Před 4 lety +36

      Trans lesbian mum

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 Před 4 lety +24

      @@Nezumi99 how do you know the straight couple wasn't actually a trans lesbian/cis lesbian couple hm?

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz Před 4 lety +4

      Josephine K. What does that even mean

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 Před 4 lety +20

      Frick yeah!
      Gay & Trans rights

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 Před 4 lety +1

      Josephine K. HOLY FRIC-

  • @shanegrele7390
    @shanegrele7390 Před 4 lety +9818

    So according to Lifetime, teens talking about "hooking up" is totally fine, but gay parents... now, that's a little too much

    • @shanegrele7390
      @shanegrele7390 Před 3 lety +672

      @kim doyoung in the movie, the teens talk about going on a ski trip, and one of the boys says to the protagonist girl that his friend has been "dying to hook up with her". They made the effort to censor the gay parents, but not that part of the script.
      Just pointing out the hypocrisy of what was considered "family friendly" and what wasn't...

    • @itzmeganspoon5089
      @itzmeganspoon5089 Před 3 lety +26

      Looks like I’m the 666th like 😈

    • @karysparker4158
      @karysparker4158 Před 3 lety +202

      Happy Pride! Pride is all year round!

    • @theaj7866
      @theaj7866 Před 3 lety +200

      Wow, I didn`t even notice, but you are right. This is actually really sad.

    • @camerynr8344
      @camerynr8344 Před 3 lety +84

      The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago did u miss the whole section where they made this movie 2x one with gay parents and one with heterosexual ones

  • @wandergreyzongeferson3637

    It’s that time of the year again. When we get together to give the best gift of all.
    MATCHING CHRISTMAS MAKEOVERS

  • @fenrisguy
    @fenrisguy Před 10 měsíci +2

    Love the fact the two dads look so much more in love than the straight version. No chemistry between the dad and mother, so much between the two dads

  • @funnybackflipkinda7346
    @funnybackflipkinda7346 Před 4 lety +1862

    So your saying the random batteries i find in my house ISN’T the energizer bunny?

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 Před 4 lety +3573

    “Hot” Santa makes me unbelievably uncomfortable. The existence of this Santa is a cardinal sin

  • @EmOgirlGuilbert
    @EmOgirlGuilbert Před 6 měsíci +5

    14:11 TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME