I Auditioned For Kidz Bop
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2024
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Guys..... the e-mail at the end is not real. But my website is.
www.pictureofhotdog.com
thank u for clarifying whew
Why do you have a hamburger menu on a hotdog website?
I was about to cry
Thank goodness
I like hot dogs
“Your face is weird” well that was unnecessary stuart wasn’t it
He's toxic
@@moaptop5925 can u plz subscribe to me and u don't have to turn on the notifications
@Steve Owen it's fake drew just told us cuz we dumb dumb
it was fake
It was staged
“You look like you don’t wear deodorant” bit harsh Stuart
I mean, he's not wrong.
i cant believe drew got called smelly by kidz bop
It’s a fake email
Was ironic because kids don't need to wear deodorant
“Good Day”
“Second worst thing to happen that year” hit me like a plane
I- LMAO
I know, me and my twins just collapsed
@@yoshikakafley9065 9/11
I see what you did there.
Ikr, it blowed my mind
It's 2am, I'm drunk, and the kids' backup singing in All The Small Things is maybe the funniest thing I've ever experienced
It's 10am, I'm completely sober and I agree with you.
2am and drunk? Lucky mf
It’s also 2AM, I’m sober and sad. But I couldn’t agree more
It’s 4 am , I’m sober and I agree with you 100%.
As someone who doesn't know the time and is sober I agree
“No kids, no bop”
- Drew Gooden, 2019
Isn’t it technically no kids, just bop?
I know that he said no kids no bop
@@georgie488 what?😂
that line and "Kidz Bop was founded in 2001 which was the second worst thing to happen that year"
*Evil laughter intensifies*
“Premiered in 2001, the second worst thing to happen that year” DREW I-
i-...I JUST got it omg
Oh my god I didn't get it until I read this 🤣
Listen, we know what's number one, so this may as well be number 2
I don't get it
Oh shit I just did
Fun fact: the reason why there were adults in the original albums was because they were a group called "Kids." That's why it was called Kids Bob. They also had 4 kids in the studio because one of the members was babysitting at the time and somewhere along the line the crediting for the artists was lost in translation. Originally it was supposed to be "by Kids + 4 kids" but then the slogan ended up being what we know today. The group Kids quit later on because there were too many kids running around the studio and now they're an empire.
Please don't believe me.
this is so well thought-out im gonna choose to believe this
You so of a bitch, I 1000% percent believed you
this is real
@@George_vv ok
Fun Fact: One of Zendaya's first roles was being a dancer in the Kids Bop video Hot n Cold
ANNABETH
huh@@katharineball585
"meet the other kids?"
"I don't want to..."
I laughed way too hard.
neøn gravestønes I’m very confused as to why there’s no replies to this comment until now
It's freaking funnier when it's at the part of the vid ONLY RIGHT AS I READ THIS 😂😂
ll-//
neøn gravestønes your username is iconic ||-//
Neon grave stone is try to call for my bone
“Kidz bop debuted in 2001, that’s the 2nd worst thing that happened that year”
😬
Pooch Fn *worst
Jason Rask no no no , they were right
@@jasonrask4085 it's worst
Third worst thing: I was born
Hes got great bits, I'll give him that
I was pretty little when KB hit the market. My parents immediately gave it major side-eye and never let me engage with it, for a while that included not watching the commercials. They saw it as a “child star mill” which to them was the equivalent of a child trafficking club. Which I mean…they weren’t totally wrong about that. They were really vigilant about stuff like child pageants and modeling too. Idk how much of a rabbit hole KB actually could be, maybe not at all. But I do share the perspective that any industry that relies on children’s looks/talent for profit does need to be under heavy scrutiny, or just not exist.
Your parents are extremely smart and had the perception and awareness that a worryingly large number of modern-day parents lack.
@@moonsigil yeah, if only more parents were like that
My favorite kids bop censor is in "Old Time Road". They change the line " Riding on a tractor, lean all in my bladder" to "Riding on a tractor, riding on a bladder".
💀
Oh god
Wait, why? That's like, worse
Why didn't they just change it to like, milk in my bladder or something what the hell is that
How is that any better 😂
"You have nothing. You are nobody. You will acvieve nothing."
Stuart Stone 2019
Did I miss something?
Good day
@@nebel_banane2349 pretty sure he edited the video i dont see that part either
@@dropBstew278 email at 13:12
@@CIubDuck Ah ok I didn't pause to read it...
"All The Small Things" performed by Uncle Billy & The Hostages
DragnflyOfficial err.. I mean the willing servants
such an underrated comment 🤣
@@lee2791
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@@user-uh8sj6vb6x what??..?
The "work sucks" interjection will never fail to destroy me
i like that hes laying down and kicking his feet when he says it
The subtitles saying "children and older man singing All The Small Things chorus" really adds to the funny factor
And when the subtitles say (poorly done cover of ocean avenue)
Drew writes the subtitles 😂love this guy, he pays attention to all details.
missed the opportunity to use “danny gonzalez” as his kid name
Why would he use his own name?
Raj Mehta ikr, that would blow his cover
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!
eli that’s just his name?
Yeah!
Some parent to Drew probably: “The things you do for your kids huh?”
Drew: “Oh, no I don’t have any kids 😄”
Can we get nani dog to 250 subs? Plzzz Were his children.
1000th like yay
@@hexqne you legend.
U literally just copied another comment word for word
What an original comment 🙄
Kids bop did a cover of lady Gaga's born this way and took out all the parts talking about the LGBTQ community but were fine talking about marriage 😭
Aint no way wtf😭
wow, how homophobic of them.
I don’t know what’s funnier, the idea that Drew emailed that guy asking him to be mean to him, the idea that Drew actually sent in an audition and that was his real response, or the idea that Drew created a fake account for him just to email himself for a bit. I really want to know which one it was.
The kids in the chorus sound like adults trying to sound like kids.
Oh it's definitely some Alvin and the chipmunks shenanigans
Bella Sullivan [Text from Dad] Why’re there FBI agents at the door?
That's what I thought when I heard it lol 😂
My mom actually heard on a podcast; that the people singing are actually adults that have voice training to sound like kids.
Alexis Abbott Cool! I really love it.
“The second worst thing to happen that year” holy shit drew
I’m- confused 😬
DeeMeister DeLaVeto 9/11
I mean at least he gave 9/11 #1 spot
Rip Chris brown
czcams.com/video/sXJySPSqsMY/video.html
that probably was the funniest line I’ve heard this year.
I love that will roberts accidentally walks past stuart’s place of business and has to subtly walk backward toward the entrance 9:55
Damn! I didn't even notice that!!
this is my favorite video on youtube. no joke. drew isn't even my favorite youtuber (no offense) but this video is absolutely amazing. i watch this every few months and all the jokes are just as funny. my friends don't watch youtube, but i watched this with them and they loved it. this video, even though it is probably the stupidest thing ever, has made me laugh more than ever. thank u drew
update on this: i went to a kidz bop concert. i had to. just because of this video. my friends and i all did the same jump as drew in the end
this is so cute aw
"they loved it"
the friends: 😐😬😬 oh yeah yeah hahaha its hilarious 😂😂😂😐😐
@@spimbles no they actually did xx
“You will achieve nothing.” Damn Stuart don’t gotta be so harsh
Well.... he's certainly wrong
I’m still not sure if that was real or not
@@noodle0_0 same xD
@@noodle0_0 I'm sure it wasn't. Still hilarious
But this was before he became the owner of pictureofhotdog.com, so I bet Stuart feels pretty foolish rn.
"Whose uncle is this?!" is still probably my favorite Drew one-liner after all these years
This is where the difference between Danny and Drew is really stark. If Danny was doing this he would concoct a plan that would take months, try his hardest to pass off as a kid, and do his best in the audition. And Drew … does this 🤣
"Climbing the kidz bop ladder"
So he's gonna bop to the top?
Golden comment.
your todoroki pfp makes this so much better-
Nice one, icy-hot.
I hate you so much right now.
im not gonna stop. not gonna stop till i get my bop
When he said “Kids Bop K-Pop”
Ruin my life
imagine zimlalabim- but kidz bop...
Christianna oh nO
Christianna omg no pls
@@puukaikai6373 please no
i cant believe theyd do that to yoongis verse in bwl
Can we all just talk about how Drew had an entire Villain Redemption Arc in this video😂
This video shows perfectly why Drew and Danny are different people because if Danny did this experiment he would’ve probably be casted right away
Dang, you should’ve asked Danny. He looks like he’s 12.
They're the same person?
How would he ask him self
Elijah Hayes exactly
I thought this was Danny
Jokes on her, I’m only 14 years old, I do not know how to drive - Danny Gonzalez (Hop out the whip)
The concept of this video seems like the main idea of a weird Disney movie.
“weird Disney movie” so just a Disney Channel original movie then?
i like your cat
Watch it be the plot of the next DCOM
Hannah Louise
It reminds me of an Adam Sandler movie
I like your dog
Fun Fact: The girl in the thumbnail, on the left, was in my AP english class
2:58 as a blink-182 fan I burst out laughing when i heard that “nananananana”
“Premiered in 2001 and is the second worse thing to happen that year.”
Me, a 2001 baby who forgot about 9/11 for a second; *hey wait*
Lol
literally what happened to me. word for word lmao.
WTF we all agreed we'd NEVER FORGET
I know someone who's birthday is on 9/11. Except she was born in 1999.
ME
“No kids... no bop.”
*drew don’t have the kids killed*
The younglings!
@@pladderisawesome drew shall have the high grounds this time
This comment is so underrated 😂
And not just the kids, but the bop and the managers too.
No kids... no kids...
8:57
I spit my drink all over the floor-
the craziest part of this video is knowing that i auditioned for kidzbop in 2017, got multiple callbacks, got to (i think) the 3rd to last callback. My family had decided to go on vacation months before and the signal was bad in our hotel so she forgot to send an email back.
“in 2001, which was the second worst thing to happen that year”
*uh-*
_oh-_
is he wrong?
i thought this was about my birth but ...
@@okmoonshapedlimb1505 lol same
I don’t get it?
I actually met the casting director for kids bop myself he was at a summer camp when I was like 10 years old or something. It is true that he has no sense of humor. When he was introducing himself to me he asked if I liked kidz bop without telling me he was the casting director. I told him that I honestly hated them and the kids were a little obnoxious. That is probably why he would not talk to me for the rest of the summer camp
an icon
That honestly could’ve been ur chance to be on kidzbop but I don’t blame you its bad lol
I-
Thank you
Daamn roasted
what a dick lmao
7:56 Grew Dooden
I clicked on the video after a long time again just to see the jump at the ending with the music. apparently, I'm not the only one lol. this moment is unironically one of the best comedic payoffs I've ever seen
I love that the fake email says all this rude stuff and then it’s like
“Good day”
inb4 it's not fake
yeah its called a joke, thats how they work
Nifty Nikki I said good day sir
Nifty Nikki it’s one of those sarcastic like overly exaderated good days
@@YhurHurt don't be an asshole, dude. They just didn't understand.
“You will achieve nothing”
Yeah I trust this guy with kids
You are NOTHING
you are N O B O D Y
Its hollywood, notoriously a bad environment to put a kid in
Drew was obviously trolling in his application though so his harshness isn't completely unwarranted...
wait, the email is real? i thought drew did it on photoshop lol
@@zacziggarot its not a real email. it says received 0 mins ago for one.
Bruh, I remember ordering the first album as a kid (or rather, having my mom call in to place an order, lol). Had to wait weeks for it to come in the mail, but I was so excited when it finally came. I ended up getting the next three albums too…but I only listened to the songs that were shown in the commercials because those were the only ones I knew…and I only knew them because they were in the commercials. Man, kid-logic is wack, lol.
I’m disappointed that he didn’t talk about the feel good inc cover on kidzbop 9 because that is something that needs to be talked about
The “yeahs” and “woos” in Bad Day are the equivalent of people doing a kissy face and peace sign when they’re upset
Why is this me-
Oh no. I got that album for chrsitmas and apparently it was a formative experience.
✌🏼😘
i mean 😗✌🏼
i'm people
I’m surprised to see no one talking about Drew’s guitar skills. Holy shit
THANK YOU i scrolled for so long trying to find someone saying anything about it. the world's best kept secret like dang
Yeah it almost sounded like an electric guitar
THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY HIM PLAYING GUITAR THE WHOLE TIME YOU BAFOON! =)
That’s because the guitar part was a joke. He wasn’t actually playing the guitar. It’s kinda obvious...
Crimson Lee I mean before the electric guitar part
It's a new year, Drew. It's officially 2022.
You have 4 years left to add hotdog taste to your website.
Time waits for no man, Drew.
One thing about drews videos i appreciate is that he isnt afraid to make himself the butt of the joke
“No kids , no bop” lol Danny that’s a funny joke
w the UK
I think you meant lol DREW that’s a funny joke
@@obeymekat6038
Uh noooo...
That's Danny for sure
@@obeymekat6038 whoooooosh
Payton Strawberry nahhhhh is kid
"Kids bop K-pop"
Oh no, the stans are getting younger
When he showed me the clip i was like "oh hell no"
I searched up the song and holy shit, it's definitely something
i genuinely thought you meant that kidzbop fans are getting younger and checked the replies expecting angry k-pop fans. I'm dumb.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BUTCHER THAT GOOD OF A SONG
Spicy Puffin I was hoping he’d say “k-pop” lol
I made the horrible mistake of having food in my mouth when you played "Bad Day", and proceeded to start choking and snorting spaghetti out of my nose...
I will never be able to listen to that song the same way again😭😂
*_fave timestamps:_*
*1:20* i'm gonna take over kidz bop...from the inside!! (sick guitar riff) hopefully
*1:47* no kidz, no bop
*2:03* kidz bop debuted in 2001, and it was the _second_ worst thing to happen that year
*2:14* this whole clip all the way to 2:43 is absolutely hilarious
*3:04* yeah, this is obviously a great song, but it does beg the question: huh???
*3:16* na na na na na na na na
*4:06* drew's SICK moves!!!!!
*5:27* this whole clip
*6:09* where is the moment we needed the most? (yeah!!) you kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost... (whoo!!!)
*6:21* it's been such a rough week for me, i accidentally ran over my cat on one of those bird scooters... (yeah!!!)
*9:22* look at this photograph!!
Look at this G R A P H
“Kidz-bop debuted in 2001, the second worst thing to happen that year.” DAMN DREWS GOT NO CHILL
Potato Playz
But what if he said it was the worst thing?
@@tamzin__ he wouldn't be wrong
@@tamzin__ then this comment would be very different
i actually choked when he said that
Potato Playz I’m still convinced that it’s tied for worst
So when this guy attempts to roast some kids it’s “wholesome” and “funny” but when I do it it’s “inhumane” and “attempted murder”
Unfair, get a good lawyer and sue the US
Yeah you have a real case in this there being bias against you
All cops are balls
Bro wtf you have to sue!
*hol up*
i cant believe theyre on 40. i think kidz bop 18 was the first kidz bop album i got, i didnt know they had adults sing with them in the past
8:29 this was so funny i audibly hahaed for the first time in like 5 years
“You have nothing. You are nobody. You will achieve nothing.”
Jesus Christ Stuart calm the frick down what the hell
Also ik its fake its just funny to think it isn't lol
NonewEm but it looks so natural with that lighting
@@hatemkamel6039 Drew probably made a fake gmail account pretending to be Stuart Stone and sent himself the email. So technically the _email_ is real, but the sender is fake
@@delightfulmochas he did.The pinned comment is literally him saying its fake
@@tempatchtheveryweird3665 I know, but he didn't confirm exactly how it was faked.
Everything about Kidz Bop is carefully, mathematically designed to make humans confused and angry.
Like riverdale
200th like
and make it sound like torture :>
@@missmarreynolds what do ppl have against Riverdale 😂😂
@@bryophytabryophyte3950 everything
The amount of time I quoted "No Kids, No Bop" irl is actually alarming.
I honestly come back to this video every few months for a real good belly laugh - the whole thing just cracks me up!
If Danny did this the casting crew might actually think he’s a kid
Sub 2 pewds !!!!! _ how old is danny? like 19? how old is draw, 23??? Maybe?
Aliya Geurts they’re both 26
Young faaaaaace
I literally thought he was like 17 until he said he was married💀
Wolf Haley i thought he was younger than me and im 17
That fake email was so pleasant. “You are nobody. You will achieve nothing”
What are you talking about, it was real 🙄
Was it?
I feel so dumb for not knowing if that email was real or fake, but it was BRUTAL😂
@@teaganpetersen9231 it's okay it was actually believable.
I don't see the problem with it, I self-deprecate myself on a whole nother level everyday of my life.
this is like my fav drew gooden video of all time. every part of it is hilarious and well made
@10:09, what the deal with Stone Casting living in a big glass house? Sounds like a cliche just waiting to happen.
Kidz Bop sounds more and more like a very successful scam, that accidentally turned into a business.
even now it seems very eerie, like it still holds some forbidden secret.
@@octocanyon I'm starting to think these "kids" are really just small crafty salespeople 🤔
@@batsbatsghost8757 that's very much believable
Like a money laundering scheme that got out of hand
it seems like it was a joke at first
Imagine being the ceo of kidz bop and just seeing this audition made by a 26 year old man
I would put down my computer and just go back to sleep
@TheChancesOfBeyonceMurderingYouIsLowButNotZero I never said I wouldnt when I woke up
@@clairedelune9612 Wait, put down your computer? As in kill!? Please don't kill it, it is not it's fault that the man had a dream!
I'd hire him.
Toko 😺✨
I mean, I wouldn’t put it past Jack to use her scissors on a computer
5:20 What the hell did they record that guitar with, a SNES?
Why is no one talking about his “do it for the slime” t-shirt. that just feels wholesome that he’s wearing his friends Merch 😭
I was hoping that your fake name that sounded like a kid would have been “Danny Gonzales”
Kate Cassidy I thought for sure it would be something around Drew Baden
same, i thought it was going there
@@lisahill1576 I was thinking Goo Drewden
Kate Cassidy I was hoping instead of Drew Gooden it would’ve been Grew Dooden. Or maybe even Gooden Drew
He couldn’t use Danny Gonzales. That’s his REAL name.
“Attending concerts for children with my wife” should be a new series
Sarah B. It Basically already is
@@zachmeyer2718 but there's not enough
He should go to Jojo Siwa’s concert 😂
Sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ Jᴀᴍɪɴ omg yes😂
Peppa Pig tour dates?
This is possibly my favorite drew gooden video I’ve watched this so many times and always laugh at the dancing auditions and the end
The angle of sun and how far the shadow is from Drew when does his ankle click at the end, makes it look photoshopped and I love that he left it that way 🥲
“second worse thing to happen that year” took me a minute
shelby hollcroft I don’t get it
NailPolishGurll 9/11.
Shouldn’t have
shelby hollcroft just realized lmao
Smh forgot that shit happened in 01 all u ever hear is 9/11 not 09-11-01
as soon as they hit me with that “널 알게 된 이후 ya” i understood the severity of the situation
underrated comment omg
I didn't understood why they had to do a version of a song that doesn't even have any curse words or anything :p
Why change a Korean song, most young kids will have no experience in speaking Korean
same
@@syntheticat-3 can you not
I’ve been watching all of Drew’s videos in reverse chronological order and this one has two great pieces of drew lore with the kidz bop shirt and the creation of pictureofhotdog 😯
can we all agree that this is the greatest drew gooden video. honestly the amount of times i've watched this video is scary
“WHICH WAS THE 2ND WORST THING TO HAPPEN THAT YEAR” I-
@@sibam5092 You don't say
@@sibam5092 I think this guy might be right guys I think it was 9/11
I choked
Siba nothing gets past you huh?
why did so many people like this comment-
Alternatively: grown man makes CZcams video to justify marking two tickets for a KidzBop concert as a work expense
I always forget that they get to do that
*Florida man
I think that was half the reason he got married. So he's not some lone weird adult man going to children's concerts.
@@MartKencuda Also a good reason to have kids, not that I’d let my kids go to a Jake Paul show lol
This channel exists for tax fraud.
Sometimes when I don’t have anything in particular that I wanna watch on CZcams I go back and I watch this video. Drew is hilarious.
the best acting performance I've ever seen is by James Nesbitt in the miniseries Jekyll from 2007. He plays Jekyll and Hyde so incredibly and distinctly two different characters where they don't really put much makeup on him so that he's different looking, he just acts so completely different that it's hard to believe it's the same actor...
“By weird uncle, for nobody”
Whenever my aunt and uncle cook dinner.
Moon-Vo!d strangely specific but okay
@@graciemarie8270 *d e a d*
“My kids can’t hear you because they’re listening to Kidz Bup”
“calm down 🖐👋”
- Karen, 2019
Calm down
*bup*
*_KiDz BaHpp_*
This is one of my top favorite videos you’ve done
Maybe it's 2 am and I'm sleep deprived and hungry but I absolutely does with laughter while watching this video. Drew is the best!
Danny should've done this, his baby face might've worked.
But this is clearly Danny.
It's clearly Danny as u can see he is wearing his own merch
yes lmao! but this is a clone so...
That is Danny
Before any one gets wooshed this is a joke ,your welcome
This video reminds me of one of Doofenshhmirtz's evil schemes
“It all started when I was born and my brother would listen to kids bop all day at max volume-“
@@bluebomber875 omg yes
Perry the platypus! You have fallen into my trap! You see, by reading this comment in my voice, you have imagined yourself into some incredibly complex trap of sorts!
@@bluebomber875 I'd say that's good, but 1 flaw. Heins was like 8 when Roger was born....
What are you, a platypus?
*puts on fedora*
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
Drew, your content is always spectacular
3:40 isn't this the cool dude from the 2002 Scooby-doo movie?!
Top 4 worst things that happened in 2001:
1. 9/11 :(
2. Kids Bop 1
3. Morgz was born
4. Olsen Twins Fun-Club disbanded
#3 should be morgz being born
Owhhh it’s a tie
Uhm, where’s Morgz being born?
Xx UniCat xX wait that was 2001?
Itz Just Scott Yep.
I just realized KIDZ BOP 40 is 22 minutes longer than Avengers Endgame.....
But there’s more then one difference between Kidz Bop and Avengers endgame then just time...
Avengers endgame is actually good
Uh, I think it’s the other way around?
They both sucked
GGTroll 13 Avengers Endgame did not suck!!
Nien Nunb Master 64 it did compared to kids bop 40
i've felt awful since the start of the year and i'm so tired of everything, but i don't know what to do. watching your channel helps a lot and calms me down. thanks for making these
i hope ur feeling better
I worked at a record store during last Christmas for some extra cash. We had kidz bop vinyls…….. and yes they did cost 55 dollars. I never sold one but I guess it was profitable enough to make.
My favorite part of you “pretending” to be a 12 year old is that you didn’t take off your wedding ring lol.
Haha he probably didnt even think to take it off
you got something against child marriage? /s
@@PalomaDreams17 oh shit
Norbit did it
He looks like a college student, don't need to take it off
“You aren’t cool” well damn Stuart you didn’t need to go that hard
Michele Sperduto i think it’s a fake email
Drew said it was a fake email in the comments
Jacob_baldwin 12 Ik it was just funny lol
This is one of my comfort vids. Love Drew’s character arc here- I would genuinely like to see this plot as a movie
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you Drew.