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The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is
“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”
He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.
@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind
Great grandchild of matthew boulton
@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?
Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?"
Nick: "About 3 commercials."
What's worse is it's like 90 commercials
@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂
oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things
Yes
Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?
I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence
I completely agree
@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree
its straight out of a horror movie
I think I peed myself
Yea, my neighbors thought so too.
Fun fact
If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.
Omg trying this now!!
@@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story
holy shit your right
@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it....
Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..
@@cloudylemon2975 😭
as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean
Hes a navy guy
Smh navy guys
Navy guys am I right
As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude
Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.
@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.
I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.
@@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee
yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers
Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self
Danny produces the finest arts.
A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”
My childhood at its working
hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm
@@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again
Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.
Mmmm butcracker
she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it
I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D
Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭
And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.
“I fear no man, but that thing-”
* points to Nutcracker Danny *
“ *It scares me.* ”
Lol that comment is epik
TacComment Pro
no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen
XD
Mann I love tf2
As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.
sharkboy?
My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.
Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"
lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying
Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?
This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!
right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny
i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible
@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know
@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario
My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.
We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development
Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'
@@KINGJERMARCUS what
Navy guys dont drown
@@discosticc sometimes they do
ugh. navy guys.
Then it doesnt work
"it fits in any pocket"
women watching this: we'll see about that
Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩
@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets
LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous
So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know...
...then who is actually making women's pants..??
They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.
I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people
Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!
😂
"Fits in any pocket"
This product is clearly made for men.
LMFAOOOOO
*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*
best comment
true * sigh *
😭😭😭
Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever
Same 😔
*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*
@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.
Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!
Is he a better boy, is the question
I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid
omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird
this is like 2 years old wdym :(
As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼
hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying
Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level
Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?
@@alishbaahmed same omg
No joke though. Jesus. Lol
Yes it is indeed
Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet
I would cry.
And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.
Damn should’ve bought the tac house
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol
I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.
Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.
6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.
Yep
The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves
RIP vine
POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments
Same
omg yes
LOL
Same
But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this
I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?
Hi Danny, new subscriber.
I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.
😂😂
Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense
I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless
Lol that has potential to be a horror movie
I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”
SAME!!!!!!!!!!
@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie
@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.
The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.
produced by Greg
directed by Greg
sponsored by Greg
Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy
Danny - Danny Gonzalez
Special thanks to
Greg
Guy
Little Stinkers
Mayor Kurtis Connor
@@stepbro4028 😂
that was legitimately creepy ngl
Ai movie in a nutshell
ahhh gacha horror
I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.
I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor.
Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.
It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker)
Hope you're better!
😊Danny truly is a joy to behold
The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.
I shat myself
The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”
after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭
@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart
the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better
okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.
same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is
Didnt he go to drama school or something?
@@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though
"What's that, I can't see anything!"
"GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂
that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.
Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.
Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎
omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever
god damit bamboozled again
Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....
Thanks
That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect
7:13 timestamp
7:33 for the scream
Scary*
@@yourmomsjorts appreciated
I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD
Indeed, I love it sm.
The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.
Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places
"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"
HAHAHAHA
That was actually pretty scary lol
I feel like she’s used to that by now
why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶
I laughed so hard at that part
Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”
Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.
Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.
@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way
Navy guys.
@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?
I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character
13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner,"
Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.
Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying
"kinda" !?
Laura in the other room 👁👄👁
i will see that thing in my nightmares
im still shaking
ik...
i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.
same!!!
I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least
I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)
exactly how i felt
I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.
The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.
7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies
I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.
Same
yesssssssss
Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?
So like $40?
That made me think of the movie split-
As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.
Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?
I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is
okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔
@@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows
@@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.
7:10
Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!
And they already did it :D
As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.
everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america
because it was a goood oneee!!! :D
Lol
Fish are pretty
Lol right beautiful ass voice
That’s X Factor worthy
“Great job Annie, now finish the job.”
“But, bu-“
“Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”
Haha, navy boys
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???
@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My names Annie 😳
NO SURRENDER
NO MERCY
“First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”
10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified
Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket!
Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken
Women: you guys get pockets?
Well it is meant for military tough manly men.
@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys
@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc
@@zaclumley7553
wut
If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot
it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares
Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).
Reeeee he must come baaaaaack
DAMN GOOD ONE
@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol
13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"
The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting
Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore
The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either
ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf
Non electric razors: It even works underwater!
but how danny does the stance-
“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”
And it even works!
Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist.
Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!
*continues to stare directly into your soul*
That was scary
I was genuinely afraid for a moment
It actually scared me. 😩
“You can see me”
“What?”
“You.. you can see me..”
“Who are you..?”
“Finally.”
“FINALLY!”
“IM A REAL BOY!!”
shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned
I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time
Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket"
Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?
especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets
@@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR
@@llvnaa9600 ew just ew
@@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥
I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.
As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”
@꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this
Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad
Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan
I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap
@@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.
That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.
7:36 that shot is terrifying
Fun fact: military grade doesn’t mean strong. It’s means cheap.
It means the bare minimum required to be usable in the military. So yeah cheap and of low quality
Wow, didn't know that
Prior service here..yes, cheap shit for sure. Shit just gets passed around without actually upgrading anything. Pretty sure I used an ACH that was from 10+ years ago.
Idk it’s advertising to Americans, and America only puts money into the military & doesn’t leave and money for health care. They are saying it more expensive then your life😌
@@bekaeast7346 yeah America sucks lol. Unless we have a giant Purge, I feel like we're never going to progress and get the necessary health care and education that we need
*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*
I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker
omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time
Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen
IKRRR
When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''
7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.
Military grade just means the cheapest shit the military uses, and military tough doesn't mean anything as far as I'm aware
I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing
Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work
@@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing
@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10
@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.
@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice
Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real
Nutcracker Danny: 7:17
IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY
that scene was so funny
It's creepy and great
Hope we get danny lore
It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️
Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors.
Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!"
Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner?
Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!
2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.
Commercial: Can fit in any pocket
Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?
My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!
overalls for the win bb!
shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!
@@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!
@@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself
i forgot what the channel name was so i searched "greg" and immediately found it
Lol I tried that the first result was dannys channel 😂
Epic
@@letmesleep7755 same Imao
SHEEESH I did the same thing just now
Lmao it's the first thing that pops up.
That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.
Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”
As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.
my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below
Has anyone here seen Gavin?
Are you on Fort Gordon?
@@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon
That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."
Guys, this “Nick” guy is obviously Danny’s new elaborate disguise 🙄
You're right😟
@@Rei-ul4gv k
Drew’s **
Yeah, like for once he’s tried to disguise his voice
Yeah 🙄
7:01 - the best
Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.
Danny:
That nutcracker skit was absolutely terrifying.
Thank you.
agree, 10000/10
I might be scarred for life. Not complaining though.
100% agree I'm horrified
You are my knight in shining armor.
open your eyes and see the hidden world.
The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.
I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight
@@fart63 oh nonononononono
@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy
@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those
@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone
The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it
bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭
Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit
Yeah, he definitely did.
Yep
*Drew
Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it
Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦
Timestamp
@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14
Agreeeeee
Same. It was f***in delightful!
The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water
Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used
Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist"
Nutcracker Danny:
Lol
Exactly
Danny: “GoD bLeSs AmErIcA”
Laura: “wtf is he doing in there?”
It’s a pewds "soyboy" moment
She probably was thinking that more so when he was screaming about being a real boy. Lol
Danny: *_"I'M A REAL BOYYY!!"_*
"Danny, have you seen my make-up bag?"
"No... but don't come in here."
@@GeorgiaOverdrive gross
I now need a horror movie made by danny and have him play all the characters
The main naval base here in Canada is in the middle of Saskatchewan.... There's no water around it just wheat fields. I think the reason for that is no one would ever look there for them
that nutcracker danny skit was STRAIGHT out of a horror movie-
yeah i kept looking at it out of fear for the rest of the video
See everybody is talking about that nutcrackers bit but no one is saying what happened so I had no idea what to expect. Holy shit it was not that. We now need a mini movie where the nutcracker tries to take over Danny's life and yt channel.
@@Not_An_EV Yeah, I knew it was creepy but it still shook me XD
@@Not_An_EV this is GENIUS!!
@@stars_inthe_sky Aha thank you I occassionally have a good idea like once every 100 years or so. So What shall we say Danny's halloween special this year?
It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath
Military Tough.
Specially designed to make your breath
Military Tough
Makes sense
i hate this
underrated comment af
@@PMOrly that's a good one lmao
DANI IM REWATCHING A YEAR LATER AND IM DYING LAUGHING AT THE REAL BOY SCENE
So if I combine multiple tac lights, multiple tac wallets, I can make impenetrable armor and a extremely strong weapon ... interesting